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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Oh, my God. The chicken is
definitely worth the wait.
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Are you? Hello?
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Excuse me? Sir?
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- Sir!
- Hey!
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
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- My blood.
- Yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry.
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Jeez Louise.
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You were talking about, uh...
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Remind me again what
you were talking about.
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Yo!
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♪ You take my photo at
the top of the hill ♪
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Oh.
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♪ I'm smiling and laughing,
yeah, I'm having a thrill ♪
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Fuck!
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♪ For a fleeting moment,
I forgot the bomb ♪
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♪ Future feeling bleak
so I jot down a thought ♪
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Ms. Grandin?
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Temple Grandin?
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Hey.
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No...
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Yo, yo, yo, yo! Aah!
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Fuck!
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Yeah, nah, man. I'll
work weekends, whatever.
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No problem.
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Great, so let's have me
Monday through Wednesday,
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and you Thursday through Sunday,
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and then we'll just do that
for the rest of the summer.
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Oh, no shit. You're really
feeling that RV life, huh?
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Yeah, dude. More upstate.
It's... it's fucking cool, man.
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I met this woman up
there. She's pretty cool.
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She's got a dog.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here's the best part.
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You really timed out
the music very well.
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Here it comes, here it comes.
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Oh, yeah!
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Yeah!
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I know, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God. I can't stop
coming to this place, man.
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- Wow.
- I just wanted you to experience that,
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you know what I'm saying?
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Man, I... I literally have
been here three times this week.
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Uh, can you take me to Eastern Parkway?
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Yes, but... you wanna
go around one more time?
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Oh, yeah.
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I don't know much about her, man,
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but I don't think she lives in New York.
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But Claire Danes does, you know.
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Why do I care about
where Claire Danes lives?
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What does that have to do with anything?
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'Cause Claire Danes played
Temple Grandin in the movie.
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- There's a Temple Grandin movie?
- Yeah, man.
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That's...
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- It's gonna be a good night.
- Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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- Yeah.
- Why are we talking about this?
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We were... we were
talking about your bike.
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Oh, Dude! I saw Temple,
then I go outside,
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and my bike was stolen.
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- Aw, man!
- Yeah.
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That sucks. I'm sorry to hear that.
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Yeah, it really is a bummer.
It's a brand-new bike, too.
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Aw, shit. Well, have
you checked Craigslist?
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I have some friends who found
their stolen bike on Craigslist.
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No, I didn't even think about that.
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Yeah, man, it's not
just all sublets and cum.
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- It's also bike pirates, you know?
- Yeah.
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You picked the wrong guy today.
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♪ You ain't nothin' but a common
criminal, common criminal ♪
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♪ Stealing my bike
while I'm in the store ♪
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♪ Get a job and get your own bike ♪
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Oh, what's this?
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Hmm, all right.
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Uh-oh. What's going on here?
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♪ Common criminal, common criminal ♪
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♪ You're a common criminal ♪
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Oh, what do we have here?
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Hell yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm sorry you have to go
through this all the time.
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My son's coming in here for July 4th.
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Hello, I'm Marty. Period.
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I saw your fish tank, and I
am very interested. Period.
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Can I come pick it up
tomorrow night? Question mark.
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Oh. Hmm. ♪ Common criminal ♪
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Hey, what's up, fellas?
I'm looking for Don.
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From Craigslist. Don...
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Don?
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Are you Don? Are...
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Is that D... ?
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Thanks, fellas. Thank you.
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I'm Marty from Craigslist.
I hit you up about the seats?
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Damn.
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Yo, Don!
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He talks, you gonna be here all night.
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So, I was telling this to your boss.
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The last testing we did
was 10, 15 years ago.
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But he was saying that's
too recent, but here we are.
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- I'm sorry?
- Let's just get this over with.
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I don't have all day. How
long you think it'll take?
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I'm... I'm Marty.
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I e-mailed you about the
sedan seats on Craigslist.
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Oh, I... I...
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I thought you were
with the lead inspector.
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You see, they're finally trying
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to get some of those developers
interested in this lot.
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That's why it's this empty.
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Oh, yeah, there they
are. There are the seats.
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- They're beautiful seats.
- Whoa.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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- Is this blood?
- Yeah, from a car crash.
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I haven't had a chance
to clean them yet.
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But the seats are beautiful.
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You know, I can give you some
cream of tartar and lemon juice
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and it'll come right out.
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You know, there's some
beers in the cooler.
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Help yourself, and I'll be right back.
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I'll get that cream of
tartar and lemon juice.
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Oh, uh...
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You wouldn't be interested
in a bag of sand, would you?
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Nah, I'm good.
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Ah, shit. Man, this is cursed sand.
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Back then, nobody wanted
to live around here.
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- Is that right?
- Yeah.
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Shit, there wasn't even
no cars on the street.
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Boy, we used to have
some fun in them cars.
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- Huh, back in the day.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey now, don't spare the cream
of tartar and lemon juice.
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You should put some on
that end, so it'll soak in,
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and then while you're working this end.
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You never had a job, did you?
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Yo, that's my bike! What... ?
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Yo!
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Yo, what are you doing,
dog? That's my bike.
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Temple?
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Aah, fuck!
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Oh shit.
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Oh shit.
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Don?
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Yo, Don.
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Don?
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Don?
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What the fuck, dude?
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Don?
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This is Don.
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I usually answer mornings
between eight and 12
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or Wednesdays after three, depending.
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I sometimes lose track of the
days to tell you the truth...
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Hello?
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Hello? Yo!
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Yo!
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Don!
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Fuck, man!
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Yo, Don.
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Don, I'm done.
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The fuck?
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What are you doing here?
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Mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm.
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Whoa.
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Fuck!
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That's beautiful, y'all.
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That's really beautiful, for real.
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Oh, shit.
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My blood.
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Shit.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, from the top...
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- Hey.
- Hmm? Yeah. Huh?
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- Marty.
- Huh?
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You okay, man?
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Is my bike here?
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No, you said it was stolen.
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Oh, shit.
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Listen, man.
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I don't wanna take business
away from myself, but, um...
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I don't know if you
should be smoking pot.
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Take care.
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Yeah, you too, man.
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- Hey.
- Hello, I'm Vuyo.
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Oh yeah, what... you're here for the...
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- Which one?
- The lamp.
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Lamp, yeah, one sec.
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Thank you. Um...
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The listing also said
it comes with a shade,
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Oh, fuck. Yeah, let
me grab that, one sec.
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Really?
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Hi.
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- For you.
- Thank you.
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All right. It was nice to see you.
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- Thank you.
- Uh-uh! Baby, your blouse.
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_
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- Wa...
- _
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Yes.
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Holy shit.
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Wait, it's you.
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Shit. Fuck. Ahh!
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Come back.
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Come back.
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Come back.
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I got this toffee crunch
if you're into edibles.
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I got, uh, C... CBD.
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And also I got pens and
flowers if you're interested.
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And the gold ones are sativa.
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Okay, so you want that one. Great.
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- Okay, one second.
- Okay.
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- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
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It was nice to see you.
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- Always a pleazh.
- Yeah, it's great.
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- I'm curious how often you think
- _
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- _
- Craigslist missed connections are about you.
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- Never.
- Ever?
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Except for now?
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- Wow. I'm so honored.
- This is my first one.
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Oh, my God. What a special moment.
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- It's kind of like kismet.
- Totally cuckoo.
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Sorry.
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You're hot.
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Uh...
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People tell you that a lot?
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- Uh...
- Do you slay puss?
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Yeah?
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- No... no.
- A little bit?
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Would you tell me if I
showed up here smelling?
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Smelling bad? Would you say something?
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- If you smelled bad?
- Yeah.
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I haven't gotten any complaints so far.
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I'm just joking around.
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I'm just being playful.
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- What?
- You're, uh...
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You're really forward.
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Thanks.
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So, what do you do?
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Oh, uh...
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Ask me a more interesting
question, please.
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Okay.
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I'm thinking.
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Do you make a lot of money?
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I do okay.
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Does that make your
friends uncomfortable?
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We don't really talk about that.
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Do you spend a lot of time alone?
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Yes.
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Do you?
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Yeah.
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Can I ask you a personal question?
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Come here.
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Do you always...
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wear a wig on dates?
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Ow... my God.
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Okay, cool. You're fucked up.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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It's so fucking hot out.
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- Yeah.
- Wanna get out of here?
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Should we pay for our drinks?
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Nah.
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Oh my God!
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Come on.
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God...
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Close call.
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- Come on.
- Oh God.
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Wait. Are you... ?
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All right.
266
00:21:21,851 --> 00:21:23,118
Come on, bro. What the...
267
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,559
- Ah!
- Ooh!
268
00:21:29,643 --> 00:21:33,768
- Play any instruments?
- Yeah, um, guitar, bass,
269
00:21:33,851 --> 00:21:35,851
cello, drums...
270
00:21:35,934 --> 00:21:38,434
- So you're like a guy in a band?
- ... piano.
271
00:21:38,517 --> 00:21:40,267
I am in a band.
272
00:21:40,351 --> 00:21:42,559
Oh, my God. I knew you were in a band.
273
00:21:42,643 --> 00:21:43,684
I could smell it.
274
00:21:43,768 --> 00:21:45,434
You should come to one of my gigs.
275
00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:47,017
Absolutely not.
276
00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:52,059
Listen, what is the craziest
thing you've ever done?
277
00:21:52,142 --> 00:21:53,601
Ooh, oh my God!
278
00:21:53,684 --> 00:21:55,434
Um...
279
00:21:56,893 --> 00:22:00,059
I was rafting on this trip in Africa...
280
00:22:00,142 --> 00:22:02,142
- Blah!
- What?
281
00:22:02,225 --> 00:22:04,809
Being well-traveled
is not a personality.
282
00:22:04,893 --> 00:22:08,017
Famously not. That's
a rich person thing.
283
00:22:09,142 --> 00:22:11,559
- I'm a twin.
- Uh-huh.
284
00:22:14,559 --> 00:22:18,225
- I saved my brother's life in the womb.
- Oh, yeah? How?
285
00:22:19,142 --> 00:22:23,184
- His amniotic sac started leaking.
- Oh, his little sac?
286
00:22:23,267 --> 00:22:26,934
- Yes, his little baby sac started leaking...
- Yeah. Right.
287
00:22:27,017 --> 00:22:30,059
... and the doctor was telling my mom
288
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:32,309
they might have to sacrifice him for me.
289
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,100
That if he survived, he would have
290
00:22:34,184 --> 00:22:36,434
almost no chance at a normal life.
291
00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:40,559
They were telling her
all this terrible stuff,
292
00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:44,184
and while that was happening,
I got in front of the sac
293
00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:47,017
stopped the leak long enough for them
294
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,517
to deliver us super early.
295
00:22:50,601 --> 00:22:53,975
- Hmm.
- Three months early. We were crazy premature.
296
00:22:54,059 --> 00:22:56,184
Tiny, like little Beanie Babies.
297
00:22:56,267 --> 00:22:58,392
Cute.
298
00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:00,643
And, uh...
299
00:23:02,601 --> 00:23:03,851
He survived.
300
00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:07,017
Just a slight walking
disability, but that was it.
301
00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:08,934
He was fine.
302
00:23:09,017 --> 00:23:10,726
Kind of weird, but he was fine.
303
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:16,517
And then, when we were 18,
304
00:23:17,975 --> 00:23:20,184
we snuck into a bar
305
00:23:21,059 --> 00:23:23,351
and we g-g-g, uh...
306
00:23:23,434 --> 00:23:24,934
got drunk.
307
00:23:27,476 --> 00:23:29,309
And I wrecked the car.
308
00:23:30,267 --> 00:23:32,142
And he d...
309
00:23:35,184 --> 00:23:36,476
d...
310
00:24:04,351 --> 00:24:05,559
Your turn.
311
00:24:07,351 --> 00:24:08,559
Excuse me.
312
00:24:10,559 --> 00:24:12,684
Can either of you spare some change?
313
00:24:13,559 --> 00:24:15,476
I'm trying to get something to eat.
314
00:24:18,726 --> 00:24:20,726
Yep, get whatever you want, man.
315
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:23,309
Can I get an Italian on a hoagie?
316
00:24:23,392 --> 00:24:24,643
- You want something?
- No mayo.
317
00:24:24,726 --> 00:24:26,559
I don't know.
318
00:24:28,392 --> 00:24:30,035
- Can I get some dessert?
- Yeah, sure.
319
00:24:30,059 --> 00:24:31,351
All right, cool.
320
00:24:31,434 --> 00:24:32,559
Cool, cool.
321
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,392
Yes, yes, yes.
322
00:24:39,684 --> 00:24:42,684
Italian hoagie, no mayonesa. $9.75.
323
00:24:50,059 --> 00:24:52,392
Yes, yes, yes.
324
00:24:56,975 --> 00:24:58,726
What the fuck?
325
00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:02,059
Oh...
326
00:26:40,396 --> 00:26:41,955
You've been in New York
for like a long time, right?
327
00:26:41,979 --> 00:26:45,437
Oh, yes, decades. You don't
look like a nudist to me.
328
00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:48,705
You should think about making
this a mobile dispensary.
329
00:26:48,729 --> 00:26:50,729
- I don't know.
- Hey! You wanna buy some weed?
330
00:26:50,979 --> 00:26:52,539
- All right.
- Someone'll be right down.
331
00:26:52,604 --> 00:26:54,020
Are you dining with us today?
332
00:26:54,521 --> 00:26:56,062
I hope you brought your credit card.
333
00:26:56,145 --> 00:26:59,312
- We're cashless.
- That hallway reeks! Who's this?
334
00:26:59,396 --> 00:27:00,747
- Uh, it's... This is, uh...
- I'm just gonna go.
335
00:27:00,771 --> 00:27:02,563
Your drug dealer? Arthur,
are you kidding me?
336
00:27:02,646 --> 00:27:04,104
I'll keep it in my room.
337
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:10,000
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