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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,570 Previously on "Good Girls"... 2 00:00:01,641 --> 00:00:03,930 We're gonna rob that store. 3 00:00:03,148 --> 00:00:04,500 - Yes! - Dear God. 4 00:00:04,554 --> 00:00:06,820 You get to help your little girl. 5 00:00:06,132 --> 00:00:07,595 And you get to take care of this custody. 6 00:00:07,619 --> 00:00:09,318 And I get to save my family. 7 00:00:09,387 --> 00:00:12,210 Ladies and gentlemen, this is a robbery. 8 00:00:12,900 --> 00:00:14,657 Get out of the way! 9 00:00:14,726 --> 00:00:17,260 We got more than the 30 grand. 10 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:18,338 Why does a grocery store even have 11 00:00:18,362 --> 00:00:19,440 this kind of money on hand? 12 00:00:19,464 --> 00:00:20,663 Because it's hella shady! 13 00:00:20,732 --> 00:00:22,398 We didn't know you owned the store. 14 00:00:22,467 --> 00:00:24,433 You just gonna pay me back, is all. 15 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:25,701 And right quick, too. 16 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:27,336 With interest. 17 00:00:27,477 --> 00:00:29,143 How many chicks have a tramp stamp 18 00:00:29,213 --> 00:00:30,679 that says, "All you need is love?" 19 00:00:30,748 --> 00:00:32,326 Cops came around, but I didn't tell them. 20 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:33,282 What do you want? 21 00:00:33,351 --> 00:00:36,151 - I just get so lonely. - Stop, my sister is here. 22 00:00:36,220 --> 00:00:37,586 No! 23 00:00:37,655 --> 00:00:39,113 That's how you like it, right, tough girl? 24 00:00:39,137 --> 00:00:40,756 - Get off of her! - Whoa, hey. 25 00:00:40,825 --> 00:00:42,270 Boomer. Boomer, please. 26 00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:44,260 - We can get you money. - No. I'm turning you in. 27 00:00:46,497 --> 00:00:48,697 No! 28 00:00:49,767 --> 00:00:51,433 - Is he... - No. 29 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:53,736 Are you sure? 30 00:01:00,444 --> 00:01:01,444 Mama. 31 00:01:02,513 --> 00:01:03,513 Mama. 32 00:01:04,515 --> 00:01:05,814 Mom! 33 00:01:05,883 --> 00:01:07,783 The TV's broke. 34 00:01:07,852 --> 00:01:09,451 Broken. 35 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:11,787 And no it's not. Um... 36 00:01:11,856 --> 00:01:13,522 When's Daddy coming home? 37 00:01:13,591 --> 00:01:17,826 Just hit, input twice, and satellite, and menu. 38 00:01:17,895 --> 00:01:19,461 I need help with math. 39 00:01:19,530 --> 00:01:20,530 Why can't I help you? 40 00:01:20,598 --> 00:01:22,564 'Cause you can't do math. 41 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:24,633 Papa, hea gotta the donuts! 42 00:01:24,702 --> 00:01:27,670 Yay! 43 00:01:27,738 --> 00:01:28,738 Hi, guys! 44 00:01:28,773 --> 00:01:29,805 Hey, grab your bags. 45 00:01:29,874 --> 00:01:31,540 Quick, quick, quick, quick. 46 00:01:31,609 --> 00:01:34,176 This train's aleaving the stationa. 47 00:01:34,245 --> 00:01:35,644 Fun dad. 48 00:01:35,713 --> 00:01:38,380 Sad dad. I miss my kids. 49 00:01:38,449 --> 00:01:39,715 You've been gone two nights. 50 00:01:41,786 --> 00:01:43,419 I miss you. 51 00:01:43,487 --> 00:01:44,965 Kenny goes to sleepaway camp for longer. 52 00:01:44,989 --> 00:01:45,921 Let's keep it together. 53 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:47,656 What about the lawn? 54 00:01:47,725 --> 00:01:49,725 I can push a mower. 55 00:01:49,794 --> 00:01:51,660 At least let me show you the remote. 56 00:01:51,729 --> 00:01:53,329 Input, satellite, menu. 57 00:01:53,397 --> 00:01:55,664 - That's not even close. - I'll get there. 58 00:01:55,733 --> 00:01:58,167 You got a little, On your face. 59 00:01:58,235 --> 00:02:00,769 It kinda looks like blood. 60 00:02:00,838 --> 00:02:02,604 No, it's pizza. 61 00:02:02,673 --> 00:02:04,840 Go. Don't leave the kids alone. 62 00:02:37,942 --> 00:02:39,541 Hey. 63 00:02:39,610 --> 00:02:41,443 What's with the fuzz? 64 00:02:41,512 --> 00:02:44,646 We got robbed, yo. Get woke. 65 00:02:44,715 --> 00:02:47,483 Yeah, but isn't that, like, old news? 66 00:02:47,551 --> 00:02:50,919 They had guns, Annie. I threw my neck out. 67 00:02:53,791 --> 00:02:55,557 Must have been really scary. 68 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:57,426 In my job, the key is to think of yourself 69 00:02:57,495 --> 00:03:00,429 as already dead so there's nothing left to be afraid of. 70 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,264 Wow. 71 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:07,903 Hey, have you seen Boomer? 72 00:03:07,972 --> 00:03:09,304 Why? 73 00:03:09,373 --> 00:03:10,650 The cops wanna talk to him again, 74 00:03:10,674 --> 00:03:13,242 but he never came in for his shift. 75 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:14,743 No, I haven't seen him. 76 00:03:22,853 --> 00:03:24,453 They're looking for him. 77 00:03:24,522 --> 00:03:26,455 - Do they know he's missing? - I don't know. 78 00:03:26,524 --> 00:03:27,823 Or is it just about the robbery? 79 00:03:27,892 --> 00:03:29,625 - I don't know! - What did you tell them? 80 00:03:29,693 --> 00:03:30,904 That you bashed his head in with a whiskey bottle. 81 00:03:30,928 --> 00:03:31,860 What do you think I told them? 82 00:03:31,929 --> 00:03:35,330 So, I got $18 in tips. 83 00:03:35,399 --> 00:03:40,602 I had to sell Stan's favorite set of cufflinks for $250. 84 00:03:40,671 --> 00:03:43,439 Sara is playing her first soccer game 85 00:03:43,507 --> 00:03:45,607 in a Tshirt instead of the team uniform. 86 00:03:45,676 --> 00:03:49,440 Which gives us a grand total of $343. 87 00:03:49,113 --> 00:03:53,782 Which means we now owe $59,657 88 00:03:53,851 --> 00:03:56,785 to the violent street gang. 89 00:03:56,854 --> 00:03:58,353 Please tell me you did better. 90 00:04:01,459 --> 00:04:02,858 What's going on? 91 00:04:02,927 --> 00:04:04,693 There's been a development. 92 00:04:06,464 --> 00:04:08,764 What kind of development? 93 00:04:10,634 --> 00:04:12,534 What am I looking at right now? 94 00:04:14,805 --> 00:04:17,539 What am I even looking at right now? 95 00:04:27,651 --> 00:04:28,817 He knows about the store. 96 00:04:28,886 --> 00:04:30,850 He was going to the cops. 97 00:04:30,154 --> 00:04:31,720 Does he know about the gang, too? 98 00:04:31,789 --> 00:04:33,422 Hell no. That's way above his pay grade. 99 00:04:33,491 --> 00:04:35,424 He's like the definition of middle management. 100 00:04:35,493 --> 00:04:37,993 And he also tried to rape me. 101 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:39,828 - What? - That is absolutely true. 102 00:04:39,897 --> 00:04:41,864 He's a dick and a rapist. 103 00:04:41,932 --> 00:04:43,398 It was selfdefense. 104 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:44,500 Selfdefense. 105 00:04:44,568 --> 00:04:45,667 - Definitely. - Yes. 106 00:04:46,904 --> 00:04:48,770 How is hogtying a man, 107 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,507 climbing him 12 feet above the earth, 108 00:04:51,575 --> 00:04:54,643 and hiding him in a treehouse selfdefense? 109 00:04:57,715 --> 00:04:59,920 Okay, you know what? You weren't there. 110 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:00,427 You're damn right, I wasn't there. 111 00:05:00,451 --> 00:05:01,583 We are feeding him. 112 00:05:01,652 --> 00:05:02,918 Good. Well, you know. 113 00:05:02,987 --> 00:05:04,520 What else were we supposed to do? 114 00:05:04,588 --> 00:05:05,932 If he goes to the cops, we're screwed. 115 00:05:05,956 --> 00:05:07,689 No, we're screwed because of the gang 116 00:05:07,758 --> 00:05:09,910 that is going to kill us 117 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,930 if we don't get them their money. 118 00:05:11,162 --> 00:05:12,361 Okay, she's right. 119 00:05:12,429 --> 00:05:13,629 First things first. 120 00:05:13,697 --> 00:05:15,630 Okay, well, I make $9 an hour, 121 00:05:15,132 --> 00:05:16,598 so just give me a couple decades. 122 00:05:16,667 --> 00:05:18,901 Okay, who do we know? 123 00:05:18,969 --> 00:05:20,536 To rob? 124 00:05:20,604 --> 00:05:23,605 To ask for money, Annie. 125 00:05:23,674 --> 00:05:25,574 Somebody rich who would care if I was dead? 126 00:05:25,643 --> 00:05:27,750 I mean, I wish. 127 00:05:30,548 --> 00:05:31,613 What? 128 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,118 Who? 129 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:40,756 No. 130 00:05:40,824 --> 00:05:42,570 What do you mean, "No?" 131 00:05:42,126 --> 00:05:43,926 I mean, "No." 132 00:05:43,994 --> 00:05:46,662 No, no, no. 133 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:49,565 Annie, this is life or death. 134 00:05:49,633 --> 00:05:50,732 I choose death. 135 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:54,570 Give me death! 136 00:06:04,949 --> 00:06:06,459 Which one of these houses is your dad's? 137 00:06:06,483 --> 00:06:08,160 How come you never remember? 138 00:06:08,850 --> 00:06:09,965 'Cause all these cheesyass houses look the same. 139 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:11,860 It's that one. 140 00:06:13,891 --> 00:06:16,625 Hey, Nance. 141 00:06:20,531 --> 00:06:21,830 Why is she always in scrubs? 142 00:06:21,899 --> 00:06:23,510 Isn't she, like, a facialist or something? 143 00:06:23,534 --> 00:06:25,000 Aesthetician. 144 00:06:26,604 --> 00:06:28,570 All right. Let's do this. 145 00:06:31,775 --> 00:06:33,875 Um, would you mind taking your shoes off? 146 00:06:33,944 --> 00:06:37,212 We're trying to keep it cleanish in here. 147 00:06:37,281 --> 00:06:39,815 Hey, how do you feel about tacos? 148 00:06:39,883 --> 00:06:43,180 We could do a little cheese, a little pico de gallo. 149 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:44,453 Yeah, I feel good. 150 00:06:44,521 --> 00:06:45,721 Yay! Fun! 151 00:06:45,789 --> 00:06:47,956 Okay, I am off to work. 152 00:06:48,250 --> 00:06:49,658 Good luck saving lives. 153 00:06:55,799 --> 00:06:57,532 - Love you. - Love you. 154 00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:11,280 What you making? Pico de gallo? 155 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,815 Yeah. 156 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,154 Um... 157 00:07:19,223 --> 00:07:23,492 I have sort of a favor to ask. 158 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:24,826 How much? 159 00:07:24,895 --> 00:07:27,162 Just, like, 60. 160 00:07:28,650 --> 00:07:31,166 - All right. - Grand. 161 00:07:31,475 --> 00:07:32,733 It'll be more like a loan this time. 162 00:07:32,757 --> 00:07:33,989 I'll totally pay you back. 163 00:07:34,140 --> 00:07:36,474 - What is the matter with you? - It's not like you can't afford it. 164 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,510 Look at this place. There's orchids everywhere. 165 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:39,541 You have an inground pool. 166 00:07:39,610 --> 00:07:41,710 What do you need that much money for? 167 00:07:41,779 --> 00:07:45,130 For a very good reason. 168 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:48,183 You, hire a lawyer yet? 169 00:07:48,252 --> 00:07:51,186 Do you actually think I would ask you for money 170 00:07:51,255 --> 00:07:53,689 to fight you for custody? 171 00:07:53,757 --> 00:07:54,856 Are ya? 172 00:07:54,925 --> 00:07:56,191 I wasn't, but now that 173 00:07:56,260 --> 00:07:58,930 you're accusing me of it, maybe I should. 174 00:08:00,264 --> 00:08:01,863 So, can I have the money? 175 00:08:01,932 --> 00:08:03,265 No, you freak! 176 00:08:03,334 --> 00:08:04,678 Why do you have to be such a dick? 177 00:08:04,702 --> 00:08:06,680 Because you're insane. 178 00:08:06,136 --> 00:08:07,936 I mean, you never think anything through. 179 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,772 This is exactly why Nancy and I should have custody, 180 00:08:10,841 --> 00:08:12,741 because you are not stable. 181 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:15,310 Yeah, because who cares about real love and connection 182 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:18,613 when you can make a child a fresh pico de gallo? 183 00:08:19,316 --> 00:08:22,840 Why do you keep saying that? 184 00:08:22,152 --> 00:08:25,220 Thank you for making me completely humiliate myself 185 00:08:25,289 --> 00:08:26,755 for no reason. 186 00:08:27,791 --> 00:08:28,957 These are cold. 187 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:30,559 - They're not mine. - Eww. 188 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:35,897 What do we do now? 189 00:08:35,966 --> 00:08:37,599 I have no idea. 190 00:08:40,404 --> 00:08:42,137 What is it? 191 00:08:42,206 --> 00:08:45,240 - Are you okay? - Stay here. 192 00:09:01,325 --> 00:09:03,325 I've got a question for you. 193 00:09:03,394 --> 00:09:04,826 The two, two, and two meal deal, 194 00:09:04,895 --> 00:09:05,961 How much is that? 195 00:09:06,864 --> 00:09:08,296 $7.95. 196 00:09:08,365 --> 00:09:10,766 Yeah, see, but if I order two hot cakes, 197 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:14,302 two sausages, and two eggs a la carte, it's cheaper. 198 00:09:15,672 --> 00:09:16,938 You get a garnish. 199 00:09:17,700 --> 00:09:18,273 Like parsley or something? 200 00:09:22,413 --> 00:09:24,120 It's an orange slice. 201 00:09:24,810 --> 00:09:25,781 You tell the owner that ain't right? 202 00:09:28,185 --> 00:09:29,317 Cheating people like that? 203 00:09:33,357 --> 00:09:34,656 We're gonna get you your money. 204 00:09:34,725 --> 00:09:36,858 All of it. I swear. 205 00:09:36,927 --> 00:09:38,393 That would be great. 206 00:09:38,462 --> 00:09:40,962 We need more time to get it. 207 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,708 - Thank you. - I'll come by tomorrow. 208 00:09:53,777 --> 00:09:56,144 1:00 good for you? 209 00:09:56,213 --> 00:09:59,800 Your friend's house. 210 00:09:59,149 --> 00:10:01,149 You can subtract the coffee. 211 00:10:09,159 --> 00:10:10,392 How much? 212 00:10:10,461 --> 00:10:13,829 $10 for the clubs, $75 for the rest. 213 00:10:13,897 --> 00:10:15,997 So, what'd he do? 214 00:10:18,235 --> 00:10:20,735 Eesh. Something bad. 215 00:10:20,804 --> 00:10:22,737 It's real sterling. 216 00:10:22,806 --> 00:10:24,339 $50. 217 00:10:24,408 --> 00:10:26,700 You can keep the picture. 218 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,787 Okay, I have to take home at least two grand 219 00:10:27,811 --> 00:10:29,411 for all of this. 220 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,213 Okay. 221 00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:40,880 It was his great grandmother's. 222 00:10:40,157 --> 00:10:41,823 How much do you hate him? 223 00:10:49,867 --> 00:10:51,399 Mr. Boland? 224 00:10:51,468 --> 00:10:54,469 Mr. Martin is here inquiring about the 2015 Mustang. 225 00:10:54,538 --> 00:10:56,104 Okay. 226 00:10:57,207 --> 00:10:58,807 - Hi. - Hey, how you doing? 227 00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:00,453 - Good, how are you? - Everything's good. 228 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:02,477 So, what are you driving now? 229 00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:04,913 A 2007 Celica G.T. 230 00:11:04,982 --> 00:11:07,315 Ooh, the 'Stang's quite an upgrade. 231 00:11:07,384 --> 00:11:08,783 Fully loaded. 232 00:11:08,852 --> 00:11:11,520 I mean, she handles like a dream. 233 00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:12,454 She's gorgeous. 234 00:11:12,523 --> 00:11:14,222 Yeah, right? 235 00:11:15,359 --> 00:11:16,791 My Celica's been good to me, 236 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:19,794 but she's pushing 100,000 miles, so... 237 00:11:19,863 --> 00:11:20,962 She's dependable. 238 00:11:21,310 --> 00:11:23,131 Sad to see her go, but... 239 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,233 I think it's time to change things up a bit. 240 00:11:25,302 --> 00:11:26,768 I thought the exact same thing. 241 00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:28,236 I'm sorry? 242 00:11:28,305 --> 00:11:29,883 You know, you see something shiny and new 243 00:11:29,907 --> 00:11:31,973 and you just forget about what you got. 244 00:11:32,420 --> 00:11:33,508 Once you upgrade, those memories, 245 00:11:33,577 --> 00:11:35,277 they come back and they... they haunt you. 246 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,814 You know like, road trip with the kids. 247 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:41,750 I don't have kids. 248 00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:45,787 The fun stuff you did in the backseat in high school. 249 00:11:45,856 --> 00:11:48,456 I haven't had it that long, so... 250 00:11:48,525 --> 00:11:50,425 The crazy thing is, you thought you were the one 251 00:11:50,494 --> 00:11:52,494 sick of her, and now you'd do anything 252 00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:53,962 to get her back. 253 00:11:56,330 --> 00:11:58,133 You... you do sell cars here, right? 254 00:11:58,201 --> 00:12:00,802 Don't give up on your Celica. 255 00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,938 Maybe... Maybe if we test drove it... 256 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,600 You'll regret it. 257 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,175 Yeah, okay. 258 00:12:14,117 --> 00:12:16,284 Come on, baby. Let's go, let's hustle! 259 00:12:16,353 --> 00:12:18,353 Pace yourself! Don't be a hero! 260 00:12:18,422 --> 00:12:20,155 Run, baby! Get the ball! 261 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,456 You want some water? 262 00:12:21,525 --> 00:12:23,191 Time out! Time out! 263 00:12:23,260 --> 00:12:24,459 Water break! 264 00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:26,995 She needs water. 265 00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:28,508 Come on, girls. Get back in the game. 266 00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:31,660 Excuse me? Can we keep it together please? 267 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:32,334 She shouldn't overdo it. 268 00:12:32,402 --> 00:12:34,369 She's doing great. She's fine. Look at her. 269 00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:36,149 Yeah, I see. 270 00:12:36,196 --> 00:12:38,251 And what about when we can't afford that damn truck anymore? 271 00:12:38,275 --> 00:12:40,475 - What happens then? - Cops get real good insurance. 272 00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:42,544 - You're not a cop yet. - Yeah, I will be. 273 00:12:42,613 --> 00:12:44,846 Yeah, in six months, babe. 274 00:12:46,817 --> 00:12:48,550 Okay. Okay, look. 275 00:12:48,619 --> 00:12:50,418 I know you're not used to this. 276 00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:52,991 - Used to what? - Neither am I. 277 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:54,233 I mean, we haven't been here in a long time. 278 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,423 What are you talking about? 279 00:12:55,492 --> 00:12:57,525 This. Right here, right now. 280 00:12:57,594 --> 00:13:00,610 It's what winning feels like, babe. 281 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:02,410 Our girl's strong enough to run and play in the sunshine 282 00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:02,998 for the first time in years. 283 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:04,332 I don't know about you, 284 00:13:04,401 --> 00:13:07,102 but I'm gonna drink in this moment. 285 00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,170 Fine, drink up. 286 00:13:09,239 --> 00:13:11,940 I'm gonna need a little bit more than that. 287 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:13,508 Excuse me? 288 00:13:13,577 --> 00:13:15,343 I'm gonna need you to say it. 289 00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,446 You're crazy. 290 00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:19,914 Say it with me. 291 00:13:19,983 --> 00:13:21,182 We are winning. 292 00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:22,951 We're winning. 293 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,940 Yeah, I'm sure you can do a lot better than that. 294 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:27,889 We are winning. 295 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:31,226 Mean it. Come on, baby. 296 00:13:33,597 --> 00:13:35,130 We're winning. 297 00:13:35,198 --> 00:13:37,298 Yes, that's what I'm talking about! 298 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,134 - We're winning! - Yes! 299 00:13:39,202 --> 00:13:41,102 Come on, baby! Let's go! 300 00:13:41,171 --> 00:13:42,303 We're winning, baby! 301 00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:44,239 We are winning! Let's go! 302 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:46,410 We are winning! 303 00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:47,208 No, we're not! 304 00:13:47,277 --> 00:13:48,543 I'm sorry, baby. I know. 305 00:13:48,612 --> 00:13:50,450 I know, just stay focused, baby! 306 00:13:50,113 --> 00:13:52,614 - Stay focused. - We are winning. 307 00:13:52,683 --> 00:13:54,482 Get back inside, coach. My bad. 308 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:56,317 Stay in the game, baby. Stay in the game. 309 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,491 That's $13. 310 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,226 You know what? 311 00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:06,928 This is some bull right here. 312 00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:09,264 Them coming at us with guns, dropping by my job, 313 00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:10,999 We have families. 314 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:12,634 We have children. We have lives. 315 00:14:12,703 --> 00:14:15,904 And we gotta end this now. 316 00:14:15,972 --> 00:14:17,272 Great. How? 317 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:19,740 The way I see it, we got two issues 318 00:14:19,142 --> 00:14:20,408 we need to take care of. 319 00:14:20,477 --> 00:14:22,143 One is your boy up in that tree house. 320 00:14:22,212 --> 00:14:23,411 Excuse me, he's not my boy. 321 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:24,679 And the money. 322 00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:27,482 Yeah, so two birds, one stone. 323 00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:31,510 Y'all are already getting charged for kidnapping. 324 00:14:31,577 --> 00:14:33,611 We might as well ransom his ass, too. 325 00:14:45,576 --> 00:14:47,300 Just let me go already. 326 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,746 Yeah, so you can run to the cops? 327 00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:50,748 It's not like you're gonna kill me. 328 00:14:50,817 --> 00:14:52,150 And how do you know? 329 00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:54,719 'Cause you don't have the guts. 330 00:14:54,788 --> 00:14:56,587 You're not killers. 331 00:14:56,656 --> 00:14:59,560 You're just a dumb checkout girl. 332 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,960 And you're, what, a housewife? 333 00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:04,729 Thought you'd pull a fast one? 334 00:15:04,798 --> 00:15:05,830 Make a quick buck? 335 00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:07,165 Now you guys are freaking out 336 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:09,133 because you are in way over your head. 337 00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:10,768 Just shut up. 338 00:15:10,837 --> 00:15:12,214 Only reason I'm up here is 'cause you don't know 339 00:15:12,238 --> 00:15:13,805 - what to do with me. - Just shut up! 340 00:15:13,873 --> 00:15:16,174 You have no idea. 341 00:15:16,242 --> 00:15:20,440 'Cause girls like you, you never think things through. 342 00:15:22,582 --> 00:15:24,682 No, he's right. 343 00:15:24,751 --> 00:15:26,830 You do do this. 344 00:15:26,152 --> 00:15:27,730 I mean, you've done this your whole life. 345 00:15:27,754 --> 00:15:29,187 I mean, you make these big messes, 346 00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:32,890 and then you just expect everyone else to clean it up. 347 00:15:32,158 --> 00:15:34,826 And then you just ignore it. 348 00:15:34,894 --> 00:15:37,128 For hours. 349 00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:40,631 Hours become days, and days become weeks. 350 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:44,268 Yes, and weeks sometimes turn into months. 351 00:15:44,337 --> 00:15:46,771 You're so right. I do do that. 352 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,773 Fatal flaw. 353 00:15:50,677 --> 00:15:52,210 You can't leave me here forever. 354 00:15:52,278 --> 00:15:53,878 We wouldn't mean to. 355 00:15:53,947 --> 00:15:55,880 No, right, but like you said, 356 00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:58,783 we don't have the guts to kill you. 357 00:15:58,852 --> 00:16:02,190 And it's just we're in so far over our heads, 358 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,822 I feel like it's gonna take us a really, really long time 359 00:16:04,891 --> 00:16:06,624 to figure out what to do with you. 360 00:16:06,693 --> 00:16:09,193 And by then, the animals 361 00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:11,796 or just Michigan winter would probably 362 00:16:11,865 --> 00:16:13,865 would probably just take care of it for us. 363 00:16:15,201 --> 00:16:17,301 I'm just a dumb checkout girl. 364 00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,637 And I'm just an idiot housewife. 365 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,575 His grandma's loaded. 366 00:16:24,644 --> 00:16:26,244 And she doesn't trust banks, 367 00:16:26,312 --> 00:16:29,130 so she keeps all of her cash at home like Scrooge McDuck. 368 00:16:29,820 --> 00:16:31,182 Where should we have her bring it? 369 00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,851 Well, they always do the drop in a park in "Law & Order," 370 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,753 so how about Beeman? 371 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:37,967 All right, check out this app I downloaded onto his phone. 372 00:16:37,991 --> 00:16:39,924 We have your grandson. 373 00:16:39,993 --> 00:16:43,394 Deliver $60,000 to Beeman Park by 5 p.m., or he's dead. 374 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:44,929 Is that Sean Connery? 375 00:16:44,998 --> 00:16:47,640 No, it's just Scottish Man. Here. 376 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:49,834 - Sounds hot. - What about... 377 00:16:49,903 --> 00:16:51,269 We have your grandson. 378 00:16:51,337 --> 00:16:53,400 - Deliver $60,000... - No, no. 379 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:54,650 - She wouldn't get that. - Okay, let's see here. 380 00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:56,607 We have your grandson. 381 00:16:56,676 --> 00:16:58,943 Deliver $60,000 to Beeman Park by 5 p.m., or he's dead. 382 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,211 - That's good. - Yeah? 383 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,212 - I think that's good. - Yeah. 384 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:02,346 All right. 385 00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:05,383 Okay. 386 00:17:08,988 --> 00:17:10,955 You've reached Marion Petersen. 387 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,124 I'm not home right now. 388 00:17:13,192 --> 00:17:15,590 Please leave a message. 389 00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,629 Try later. 390 00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:23,340 You've reached Marion Petersen. 391 00:17:26,973 --> 00:17:29,106 You've reached Marion Petersen. 392 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,308 I'm not home right... 393 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:34,278 You've reached Marion... 394 00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:35,780 I'm not home... 395 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:37,982 Marion, where you at? 396 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:44,422 I mean, if she's out for the night... 397 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,828 Everyone has to use their own toothbrush. 398 00:17:50,897 --> 00:17:53,831 And no one goes in the backyard tonight. 399 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,266 We just sprayed for bugs, 400 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:59,700 and it's covered in very toxic chemicals. 401 00:18:01,174 --> 00:18:02,499 I won't be late. 402 00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:04,286 I just have a thing with my sister and a friend. 403 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,100 - A girls night. - Yeah. 404 00:18:16,489 --> 00:18:18,923 Of course. 405 00:18:18,992 --> 00:18:20,536 It's a security door. We don't have a code. 406 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,993 All right, will you just be cool? 407 00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:23,461 I hate it when you say that. 408 00:18:23,529 --> 00:18:25,240 This is so much easier than the grocery store. 409 00:18:25,264 --> 00:18:26,964 - She's not even home. - Okay, here we go. 410 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,132 Here we go. Here we go. 411 00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:56,848 You're gonna rake through with the tumblers. 412 00:18:56,896 --> 00:18:59,630 Go back to the part with the second pin thingie. 413 00:18:59,132 --> 00:19:01,365 - I'm trying. - Stop flipping it around. 414 00:19:01,434 --> 00:19:03,167 Just hold it one... 415 00:19:03,236 --> 00:19:04,168 What is taking so long? 416 00:19:04,237 --> 00:19:05,536 It's buffering. 417 00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,338 That unlimited data plan sounds real nice 418 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,507 right about now, doesn't it? 419 00:19:09,575 --> 00:19:11,375 Can I help you? 420 00:19:14,147 --> 00:19:16,414 Marion! 421 00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:18,916 You're up and about! That's great! 422 00:19:18,985 --> 00:19:20,585 We were told that you would be bedridden 423 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,219 and to just let ourselves in. 424 00:19:22,288 --> 00:19:23,854 Who are you? 425 00:19:23,923 --> 00:19:26,900 We're the volunteers. 426 00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:28,920 Medicare automatically enrolls you 427 00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:30,610 to receive a number of services. 428 00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:33,164 Tidying up, meal prep, companionship, 429 00:19:33,232 --> 00:19:34,298 whatever you need. 430 00:19:35,935 --> 00:19:37,334 Should we come back another time? 431 00:19:37,403 --> 00:19:38,569 Or is this a bad time? 432 00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:43,441 Well, I suppose not. 433 00:19:43,509 --> 00:19:45,843 You are an incredible liar. 434 00:19:45,912 --> 00:19:47,780 Right? 435 00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:48,412 Thank you. 436 00:20:04,447 --> 00:20:06,547 Got any family in town, Marion? 437 00:20:06,616 --> 00:20:10,218 My husband passed last year. 438 00:20:10,286 --> 00:20:13,688 - I'm so sorry. - Such is life. 439 00:20:13,756 --> 00:20:15,459 We had 40 years. 440 00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,450 Five children. 441 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:19,694 Sixteen grandchildren. 442 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:21,429 Wow, that must keep you busy. 443 00:20:21,498 --> 00:20:23,764 Every one of them moved away. 444 00:20:23,833 --> 00:20:25,266 Can you believe that? 445 00:20:25,335 --> 00:20:28,503 They're just too into their own lives. 446 00:20:28,571 --> 00:20:31,500 Except Leslie. 447 00:20:31,740 --> 00:20:33,407 He's my little boy. 448 00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:37,378 And this is his fiancee. Isn't she pretty? 449 00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:39,247 Very. 450 00:20:39,315 --> 00:20:42,383 Jessica Alba? 451 00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:45,820 I know what you're thinking, but she's only half. 452 00:20:47,223 --> 00:20:50,758 How about some of this nocalorie lemonade? 453 00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:53,461 Marion, where's your restroom? 454 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:21,787 Help! 455 00:21:29,165 --> 00:21:30,798 Help me! 456 00:22:55,885 --> 00:22:57,718 - Are the kids okay? - Yeah, they're fine. 457 00:22:59,289 --> 00:23:03,157 No, it's input, satellite, some... 458 00:23:03,226 --> 00:23:04,826 You know what? Tell them there is no TV. 459 00:23:04,894 --> 00:23:06,605 - It's too late. - Okay, but the kids are... 460 00:23:06,629 --> 00:23:08,529 No, what... what... Wait, wait. 461 00:23:08,598 --> 00:23:09,964 What's that noise? 462 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:14,435 No, that noise. Where's that coming from? 463 00:23:16,406 --> 00:23:19,173 Be sure that you really get back in that corner, now. 464 00:23:20,743 --> 00:23:23,210 You gonna make the white girl clean something? 465 00:23:23,279 --> 00:23:24,445 Or does she just get to eat? 466 00:23:24,514 --> 00:23:27,415 Doug looks so skinny here. 467 00:23:27,483 --> 00:23:30,418 Oy, Gloria. Are you ever not pregnant? 468 00:23:30,486 --> 00:23:31,686 Right here, hand me the... 469 00:23:31,754 --> 00:23:33,387 We've gotta go. Now. 470 00:23:36,459 --> 00:23:38,359 Sorry, Marion. 471 00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:41,529 You didn't take it? 472 00:23:41,597 --> 00:23:43,297 I told you, Dean is in my backyard. 473 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:44,366 I can't do this. 474 00:23:44,434 --> 00:23:45,700 No, we're doing it. Stop. 475 00:23:45,768 --> 00:23:47,301 Why didn't you take the money? 476 00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:48,636 I couldn't do it. 477 00:23:48,705 --> 00:23:50,938 You couldn't rob the sweet old racist lady? 478 00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:53,240 She had this life. She had this full life 479 00:23:53,309 --> 00:23:54,742 that she loved. 480 00:23:54,811 --> 00:23:58,312 Come on, we're robbing lonely old people? 481 00:23:58,381 --> 00:23:59,714 This is who we are now? 482 00:23:59,782 --> 00:24:02,416 What we are is screwed because you choked. 483 00:24:03,886 --> 00:24:05,190 Beth! 484 00:24:06,222 --> 00:24:07,488 We needed that money! 485 00:24:07,557 --> 00:24:08,789 I know. 486 00:24:08,858 --> 00:24:09,957 I'm sorry. 487 00:24:10,793 --> 00:24:12,393 I gotta go. 488 00:24:12,462 --> 00:24:14,562 Okay, yeah, we'll just talk about this tomorrow 489 00:24:14,630 --> 00:24:16,397 when we're all dead! 490 00:24:28,911 --> 00:24:30,845 I told you not to mow the lawn. 491 00:24:30,913 --> 00:24:32,747 Well, good thing I did, 492 00:24:32,815 --> 00:24:34,815 'cause guess what I found back there? 493 00:24:35,585 --> 00:24:36,951 What? 494 00:24:37,190 --> 00:24:39,487 Moles. Those tiny little rat thingies 495 00:24:39,555 --> 00:24:40,755 that build tunnels. 496 00:24:40,823 --> 00:24:42,256 We got them, like, really bad. 497 00:24:42,325 --> 00:24:46,260 No, I have them. I have the moles. 498 00:24:46,329 --> 00:24:47,261 Okay. 499 00:24:47,330 --> 00:24:48,662 In my backyard. 500 00:24:48,731 --> 00:24:50,965 In my house that I paid the mortgage for, 501 00:24:51,330 --> 00:24:55,200 and am perfectly capable of handling all the aspects of. 502 00:24:55,710 --> 00:24:57,438 Including the lawn. 503 00:24:57,507 --> 00:24:58,773 And the remote control. 504 00:24:58,841 --> 00:25:00,908 - And... - What happened to your ring? 505 00:25:05,782 --> 00:25:06,847 I took it off. 506 00:25:06,916 --> 00:25:08,820 For how long? 507 00:25:09,852 --> 00:25:11,318 I don't know. 508 00:25:22,832 --> 00:25:26,660 You can throw chewedup bubble gum 509 00:25:26,135 --> 00:25:28,903 into the mole hole and... 510 00:25:28,971 --> 00:25:31,572 They'll choke and die. 511 00:25:31,641 --> 00:25:33,641 That's terrible. 512 00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:34,709 I know. 513 00:25:38,581 --> 00:25:40,347 Dean? 514 00:25:42,485 --> 00:25:43,717 Thank you. 515 00:26:04,407 --> 00:26:06,907 It's the middle of the night. 516 00:26:06,976 --> 00:26:08,709 I'm making lasagna. 517 00:26:09,846 --> 00:26:12,790 In the middle of the night? 518 00:26:12,148 --> 00:26:14,515 You have to reheat at 350, okay? 519 00:26:16,619 --> 00:26:17,830 What, do you plan on going somewhere? 520 00:26:17,854 --> 00:26:20,226 - Where would I be going? - You tell me. 521 00:26:20,304 --> 00:26:21,329 You don't wanna act like you're not gonna be around 522 00:26:21,353 --> 00:26:22,485 to feed us no more. 523 00:26:22,726 --> 00:26:25,526 An island sounds good. 524 00:26:27,630 --> 00:26:30,564 Island. 525 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:32,867 With one of those huts. 526 00:26:32,935 --> 00:26:35,870 Where you could see the ocean through the floor. 527 00:26:35,938 --> 00:26:37,370 Yeah. 528 00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:41,575 I might come. 529 00:26:41,644 --> 00:26:44,578 I'm sorry, it's my imaginary island. 530 00:26:44,647 --> 00:26:46,714 An island for what? 531 00:26:46,782 --> 00:26:48,262 I mean, you can make conjugal visits. 532 00:26:52,955 --> 00:26:55,523 Hey. 533 00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,426 You'd tell me if something was going on, right? 534 00:27:01,597 --> 00:27:04,565 - Baby... - Yes? 535 00:27:04,634 --> 00:27:06,600 I'm just making lasagna. 536 00:27:11,974 --> 00:27:13,774 Why don't you come on back to bed? 537 00:27:14,744 --> 00:27:16,677 And bring some of that sauce with you. 538 00:27:34,964 --> 00:27:36,997 Where were you? 539 00:27:41,737 --> 00:27:44,505 Honey, it's so late. Why aren't you in bed? 540 00:27:44,574 --> 00:27:46,507 I woke up, and you were gone. 541 00:27:46,576 --> 00:27:47,841 Where was Kristen? 542 00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:50,678 She's always sexting her boyfriend. 543 00:27:54,850 --> 00:27:56,817 It's scary when you wake up and I'm gone? 544 00:27:58,754 --> 00:28:02,122 Well, there's something you need to know about mommies. 545 00:28:02,191 --> 00:28:04,491 Sometimes they go away. 546 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:05,726 But guess what? 547 00:28:05,795 --> 00:28:06,727 What? 548 00:28:06,796 --> 00:28:08,896 They always come back. 549 00:28:08,965 --> 00:28:11,131 No matter what. 550 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,566 Okay? 551 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:17,204 Come on. 552 00:28:23,746 --> 00:28:26,914 Did Kristen teach you that word? 553 00:28:26,983 --> 00:28:28,150 Sexting? 554 00:28:32,540 --> 00:28:33,921 Well, I'm glad I gave her a raise. 555 00:28:37,293 --> 00:28:38,826 Um, she sleeps with a nightlight. 556 00:28:38,894 --> 00:28:40,160 - What? - Sadie. 557 00:28:40,229 --> 00:28:41,161 She sleeps with a nightlight, okay? 558 00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:42,896 She's 11 years old. 559 00:28:42,965 --> 00:28:44,810 Yes, I know that. That's why you just turn it on 560 00:28:44,834 --> 00:28:46,111 and you walk out of the room so you don't embarrass her. 561 00:28:46,135 --> 00:28:47,601 What time is it? 562 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:48,914 And she doesn't like to swallow pills, 563 00:28:48,938 --> 00:28:50,520 so you have to make sure that you get her 564 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:51,271 the gummy vitamins, okay? 565 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:53,730 Wha... what are you doing here? 566 00:28:53,142 --> 00:28:55,109 And she's gonna need to start wearing a bra soon, 567 00:28:55,177 --> 00:28:56,877 so don't get her anything too girly. 568 00:28:56,946 --> 00:28:58,946 Just get her something like tank tops or something 569 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:00,325 so that she can have them layered. 570 00:29:00,349 --> 00:29:01,915 Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie, Annie. 571 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,720 I'm not gonna fight you for custody. 572 00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,223 Seriously? 573 00:29:12,561 --> 00:29:13,794 Why... why not? 574 00:29:13,863 --> 00:29:15,596 Because I'm dealing with some stuff. 575 00:29:15,665 --> 00:29:18,832 And... I just can't. 576 00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:23,971 And she's a kid, you know. 577 00:29:25,941 --> 00:29:28,342 So don't make her take off her shoes in her own house. 578 00:29:30,790 --> 00:29:31,345 Yeah. 579 00:29:41,102 --> 00:29:42,484 How much is there? 580 00:29:42,931 --> 00:29:45,194 - Same as yesterday. - Costa Rica? 581 00:29:45,249 --> 00:29:46,366 Bugs. 582 00:29:46,417 --> 00:29:48,918 We cannot run. We have families. 583 00:29:49,675 --> 00:29:51,908 All right. China. 584 00:29:51,983 --> 00:29:53,394 Earthquakes. 585 00:29:53,877 --> 00:29:55,510 That's your big issue with China? 586 00:29:55,562 --> 00:29:56,999 You have a better problem with China? 587 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:59,364 Language barrier, human rights violations, 588 00:29:59,432 --> 00:30:00,593 communistic rule. 589 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:03,296 We're staying here, and we are facing this. 590 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:05,223 Air pollution. Swine flu. 591 00:30:05,278 --> 00:30:06,333 - I mean... - They don't have Indian food. 592 00:30:06,357 --> 00:30:08,357 I need to go someplace where they have Indian food. 593 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,941 - India? - God, no. 594 00:30:10,966 --> 00:30:12,366 Who keeps IM'ing you? 595 00:30:12,474 --> 00:30:14,407 I put Hans up on ebay. 596 00:30:14,476 --> 00:30:15,875 Who's Hans? 597 00:30:15,900 --> 00:30:18,478 The little drummer boy I stole from Boomer's granny. 598 00:30:18,546 --> 00:30:20,346 Annie, that is an heirloom. 599 00:30:20,415 --> 00:30:22,348 Who's she gonna pass it down to? 600 00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:23,850 Alba? 601 00:30:23,918 --> 00:30:26,652 Or her only one quarter Mexican grandchildren? 602 00:30:28,356 --> 00:30:29,622 Holy mother. 603 00:30:29,691 --> 00:30:30,691 What? 604 00:30:30,725 --> 00:30:32,758 Hans is up to eight g's. 605 00:30:32,827 --> 00:30:34,660 - What? - Shut the front door. 606 00:30:36,364 --> 00:30:38,297 Did you take anything else? 607 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:55,815 - You're short. - No, we're not. 608 00:30:55,884 --> 00:30:58,317 Yeah, you are. 609 00:30:58,386 --> 00:30:59,785 Actually... 610 00:31:01,489 --> 00:31:02,855 We're over. 611 00:31:02,924 --> 00:31:08,528 See, these are super rare collectables. 612 00:31:08,596 --> 00:31:11,330 - Treasures. - Yes, sister, you are correct. 613 00:31:11,399 --> 00:31:12,639 That's a better word for these. 614 00:31:12,700 --> 00:31:16,369 Because these super rare treasures 615 00:31:16,437 --> 00:31:20,373 go for 10 to 15 g's on ebay. 616 00:31:20,441 --> 00:31:21,752 How much leg work is there, right? 617 00:31:21,776 --> 00:31:24,210 But the truth is, it's very little. 618 00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:27,713 Because we have done the lion's share of the work for you. 619 00:31:27,782 --> 00:31:29,215 Ruby? 620 00:31:29,284 --> 00:31:30,917 These are the usernames and passwords 621 00:31:30,985 --> 00:31:32,585 for our ebay accounts. 622 00:31:32,654 --> 00:31:36,656 Plus auction tips to maximize your profits. 623 00:31:40,562 --> 00:31:42,562 You want me to sell your dolls? 624 00:31:42,630 --> 00:31:43,996 Tell him about Hans. 625 00:31:44,650 --> 00:31:46,699 Ooh, our little drummer boy. 626 00:31:46,768 --> 00:31:51,337 The pride of Hamburg. 627 00:31:51,406 --> 00:31:53,906 You see, Hans here is one of only 12 in the entire... 628 00:32:01,583 --> 00:32:04,317 11 in the world. 629 00:32:05,787 --> 00:32:07,687 This some kind of joke to you? 630 00:32:10,725 --> 00:32:12,592 I'm done playing with you guys. 631 00:32:24,372 --> 00:32:25,738 What are they doing? 632 00:32:25,807 --> 00:32:27,117 Making it look like a home invasion. 633 00:32:27,141 --> 00:32:28,774 So they can kill us? 634 00:32:28,843 --> 00:32:30,876 - Please don't do this! - Wait, please, wait! 635 00:32:30,945 --> 00:32:32,445 We can get you the money, I swear! 636 00:32:32,513 --> 00:32:33,779 - Please! - We have families! 637 00:32:33,848 --> 00:32:34,848 - Please! - We have kids! 638 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:38,818 Please, don't! 639 00:32:47,362 --> 00:32:48,594 You're an idiot. 640 00:32:48,663 --> 00:32:50,620 Beth! 641 00:32:51,733 --> 00:32:52,977 What, are you gonna blow our brains out 642 00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:54,600 all over the room? 643 00:32:54,669 --> 00:32:56,680 'Cause that's how it works, right? 644 00:32:56,137 --> 00:32:57,781 Someone shorts you, and they get tossed out 645 00:32:57,805 --> 00:32:59,500 like trash? 646 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:02,740 And no one cares, and no one even notices. 647 00:33:02,143 --> 00:33:05,578 Your problem this time is that's not us. 648 00:33:05,647 --> 00:33:06,946 We're normal people. 649 00:33:09,150 --> 00:33:10,783 We pay our taxes and... 650 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,120 We take our kids to P.F. Chang's, 651 00:33:14,188 --> 00:33:17,456 and we take orange slices to soccer games. 652 00:33:20,940 --> 00:33:21,994 And when bad things happen to good people, 653 00:33:22,630 --> 00:33:24,997 everyone else goes crazy. 654 00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:26,999 It's all over the news. 655 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:31,300 And there are all these hashtags and movements. 656 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,392 Because if it could happen to us, 657 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:34,373 it could happen to anyone. 658 00:33:34,442 --> 00:33:38,444 So if you wanna invite all that attention 659 00:33:38,513 --> 00:33:40,780 over a few grand, 660 00:33:40,848 --> 00:33:44,483 then you're not the smart businessman you think you are. 661 00:33:44,552 --> 00:33:46,719 Now, roll the dice. 662 00:33:46,788 --> 00:33:48,200 Tell him to pull the trigger. 663 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,859 See what happens. 664 00:33:55,697 --> 00:33:57,697 Please, please. 665 00:34:07,542 --> 00:34:09,575 My God. 666 00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:20,720 Sweet Jesus. 667 00:34:42,410 --> 00:34:44,844 This was my favorite sangria bowl. 668 00:34:44,912 --> 00:34:46,645 Well, it could have been your face. 669 00:34:48,490 --> 00:34:49,515 L'chaim. 670 00:34:51,953 --> 00:34:54,687 - To life. - Dude. 671 00:35:01,529 --> 00:35:04,697 Hey, it looks like we got a survivor. 672 00:35:18,813 --> 00:35:21,447 Split three ways, it's two weeks plus overtime. 673 00:35:37,697 --> 00:35:39,732 - Would you go faster? - I'm going the speed limit. 674 00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:42,189 - Are you joking? - I'm not gonna get a ticket. 675 00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:44,380 Why, you don't wanna mar your perfect record 676 00:35:44,630 --> 00:35:45,429 of armed robbery and kidnapping? 677 00:35:45,473 --> 00:35:46,700 I mean, he couldn't have gone that far. 678 00:35:46,724 --> 00:35:47,793 - His hands are tied. - I don't know. 679 00:35:47,817 --> 00:35:50,287 I mean, remember that Gulf War vet on our block growing up? 680 00:35:50,333 --> 00:35:51,653 He ran marathons with both his arms blown off. 681 00:35:51,677 --> 00:35:53,482 - How is that helpful? - You brought it up! 682 00:35:53,569 --> 00:35:54,614 Damn, that was amazing, though. 683 00:35:54,638 --> 00:35:56,940 I mean, can we just find this guy? 684 00:35:56,172 --> 00:35:57,604 - Yes, I'm trying! - Then what? 685 00:35:57,673 --> 00:35:59,589 We shove him back up in the treehouse? 686 00:35:59,642 --> 00:36:01,420 Like Rapunzel? 687 00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:03,490 There he is! 688 00:36:07,139 --> 00:36:09,640 Where does he think he's going? 689 00:36:09,772 --> 00:36:11,818 Oy, this is hard to watch. 690 00:36:11,873 --> 00:36:14,540 - Okay. - Oof. 691 00:36:14,428 --> 00:36:16,557 All right, I got this. 692 00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,889 Wait, what are you gonna do? 693 00:36:18,982 --> 00:36:20,140 I got this. 694 00:36:32,108 --> 00:36:34,675 Okay. 695 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:36,684 Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing? 696 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:38,541 What are you... What are you doing? 697 00:36:38,566 --> 00:36:39,998 She's gonna cut his penis off. 698 00:36:40,470 --> 00:36:41,219 No, no, no, no, no, no. 699 00:36:41,273 --> 00:36:43,315 She's gonna cut his penis off! 700 00:36:43,384 --> 00:36:44,416 There we go. 701 00:36:44,485 --> 00:36:46,318 What... 702 00:36:46,387 --> 00:36:47,452 Yikes. 703 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:57,196 What are you doing? 704 00:36:57,264 --> 00:36:59,498 Texing a picture of your penis. 705 00:36:59,567 --> 00:37:00,949 Why are you doing that? 706 00:37:00,989 --> 00:37:03,622 Actually, you're doing it. It's your phone. 707 00:37:03,691 --> 00:37:06,490 And there. Sent. 708 00:37:06,537 --> 00:37:08,600 To my daughter. 709 00:37:08,129 --> 00:37:10,372 - Who is 11. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 710 00:37:10,421 --> 00:37:12,431 - Yeah. - Wait, why? 711 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:15,234 Well, because now, if you go to the cops, 712 00:37:15,303 --> 00:37:16,402 so will I. 713 00:37:16,471 --> 00:37:18,671 Have a nice night. 714 00:37:18,966 --> 00:37:21,399 Wait, wait! No! 715 00:37:21,436 --> 00:37:22,716 I don't get it. What did she do? 716 00:37:23,538 --> 00:37:26,105 Hell no. 717 00:37:27,709 --> 00:37:30,900 Really? 718 00:37:30,780 --> 00:37:31,653 You're a sick, sick woman. 719 00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,424 - It's true. - Will someone tell me what happened? 720 00:37:33,448 --> 00:37:35,882 I mean, it was either you or my 11yearold. You know? 721 00:37:35,951 --> 00:37:38,418 Hostage peen. 722 00:37:40,188 --> 00:37:41,188 Can we go? 723 00:37:41,256 --> 00:37:42,555 Told you I had it. 724 00:38:55,163 --> 00:38:57,463 Feeling good, feeling strong. 725 00:38:57,532 --> 00:39:00,266 - I'm taking requests. - Minions! 726 00:39:00,335 --> 00:39:02,101 TV on. 727 00:39:02,170 --> 00:39:04,437 Streaming box on. 728 00:39:04,506 --> 00:39:06,372 Input one. Two. 729 00:39:06,441 --> 00:39:08,708 Arrow up, arrow left. 730 00:39:08,777 --> 00:39:13,146 Select. Select. 731 00:39:13,214 --> 00:39:14,547 Select. 732 00:39:14,616 --> 00:39:15,616 Yay! 733 00:39:18,987 --> 00:39:20,320 Where's your brother? 734 00:39:20,388 --> 00:39:21,388 Outside. 735 00:39:23,291 --> 00:39:25,124 And gave one half to Kyle. 736 00:39:25,193 --> 00:39:29,228 Kyle kept eight of the Jujubes and gave the last ten to Kim. 737 00:39:29,297 --> 00:39:32,465 How many Jujubes did Jen take from Sam? 738 00:39:32,534 --> 00:39:34,334 36. 739 00:39:34,402 --> 00:39:36,681 You know how many she'd have taken if Sam had a gun, though? 740 00:39:36,705 --> 00:39:38,304 - How? - Zero. 741 00:39:38,373 --> 00:39:40,340 - Whoa. - Kenny, go inside. 742 00:39:40,408 --> 00:39:42,108 - I don't wanna. - Now. 743 00:39:42,177 --> 00:39:43,643 But your friend's helping me. 744 00:39:43,712 --> 00:39:45,323 Stop with the homework and go inside and watch TV. 745 00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:47,780 - Now. - Listen to Mama, Kenny. 746 00:39:53,421 --> 00:39:56,289 You know you should really get him a tutor, right? 747 00:39:56,358 --> 00:39:57,535 You want the rest of the money? 748 00:39:57,559 --> 00:39:59,459 We'll get it. 749 00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:01,627 No, let's forget all that. 750 00:40:01,696 --> 00:40:03,162 Then why are you here? 751 00:40:04,566 --> 00:40:07,700 I keep thinking about what you said. 752 00:40:07,769 --> 00:40:10,203 About being a basic bitch and whatnot. 753 00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:11,804 That's not exactly what I said. 754 00:40:11,873 --> 00:40:14,374 Maybe there's something you could help me out with. 755 00:40:16,411 --> 00:40:18,238 What's that? 756 00:40:19,447 --> 00:40:21,314 You ladies got passports? 757 00:40:23,846 --> 00:40:28,846 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 47965

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