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Why in God's name would
you invite Mason Elliot?!
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He does not invest, he devours!
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- Where's Michael?
- We broke up.
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I'm not... not pregnant.
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- Can you feel that?
- Yes. Yes, I can.
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Do you ever get tired
of people telling you
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how much they love your food?
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Never.
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I forbid you to go
anywhere near that man.
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Forbid me?!
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(SIGHS)
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(GULLS SCREECH DISTANTLY)
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(WAVES CRASH)
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Somewhere
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Beyond the sea
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Somewhere waiting for me
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My lover stands on golden sands
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And watches the ships
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That go sailing
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Somewhere beyond the sea
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She's there watching for me
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If I could fly like birds on high
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Then straight to her
arms I'd go sailing...
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Some say a culinary
journey like this is art,
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others just call it pretentious.
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This is the best thing
I've eaten all year.
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Now make it again...
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and make it better.
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Mark Wilson, heart as big as a bus,
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using his brother's wedding as
an excuse to see an old flame.
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Said he knew the perfect venue,
might get mates' rates.
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I wish I could dislike this man more.
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- Hello, stranger.
- It's so good to see you.
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Hi! (LAUGHS)
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He's been talking about
you the whole way down.
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I also talked about the peacocks.
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Please tell me they're not still around.
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You can't still be scared
of our peacocks, Mark.
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- They can smell fear.
- Is that true?
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Well, settle in. And we'll
leave you in the capable hands
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of our lovely assistant manager, Teresa.
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I have to persuade Gina that
our future is spa-shaped.
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, it seems I've been promoted.
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They might start paying me soon.
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Trust me, see this place in the
flesh and you'll fall in love too.
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Cupid would have to find nuclear weapons
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to make me fall for a failed
restaurant you want to turn into a spa.
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People shuffling about in towelling
robes eating gluten-free muesli,
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cucumber on their eyes. No thanks.
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Tell me this isn't happening!
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- How could he do this to me?!
- Oh, come on, you can't take it personally.
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You don't understand, I...
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Everybody seems to have a man bun
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or a trendy little hipster beard!
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- Even the women!
- (DISTANT LAUGHTER)
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Ah.
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You bastard! What's going on?!
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The thing with Cornish bubbly,
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it tastes amazing, but it
needs a catchy name like...
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Cornseco or something less awful.
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Do you mind if we have a
little bit of privacy here?
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- We're trying to spy on you.
- Don't you dare open that near me.
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It'd be a lot easier for you to snoop...
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if we all go inside.
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(SIGHS)
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This is where your
guests will eat too much,
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drink too much, dance too hard.
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We don't allow the funky chicken.
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- You have been warned.
- (LAUGHTER)
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I'll show you what we've
got planned in the chapel,
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but first I'm going to
need to know everything
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- about what Sam was like at school.
- Have you seen the movie Grease?
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Well, think of me as Danny
Zuko and her as Sandy.
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That was basically it.
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- But instead of a hot-rod, I drove a Nissan Micra.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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I've been chasing this place forever!
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We're all about connecting with nature.
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Ah.
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So we have a... mission statement.
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"Service will be
perfectly choreographed.
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Dishes brought out from the kitchen
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and finished at the table
by the chefs themselves."
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Mason Elliot, aren't you fancy.
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Innovative, intricate
cooking to awaken the senses.
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All with locally-sourced food.
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We're very much into foraging.
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So was my old Jack Russell.
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You've taken my dream and
turned it into a nightmare!
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- I'm sorry I've upset you.
- I don't think sorry quite cuts it!
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It's sort of trendy,
isn't it, this place?
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You know what happens to
trendy things, don't you?
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- They make a lot of money.
- No, they go out of fashion.
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It won't take long for people to
figure out that your food is basic.
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- Basic?
- Yeah.
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This is art.
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My dishes have been in my
family for... six generations.
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They're unique, bespoke,
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take years to master.
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I could make any one of these
dishes blindfolded in 15 minutes.
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- I'd like to see you try.
- I bet you would.
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Your decor is giving me hives.
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This is gonna be great for you.
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This will finally put Chilstock
on Cornwall's culinary map.
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We're already on the map.
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We drew the map!
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Come on, we don't allow jitters.
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It's not that, it's...
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Church is very... important to us.
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- We've never...
- You've saved yourselves?
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- Amazing!
- Amazing(!)
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And now you're bricking it?
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What if I'm a huge let-down to him?
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He'll be stuck with me forever having...
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disappointing Emily sex.
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I was 16 my first time.
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It lasted about 12 seconds.
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The guy I was with cried...
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actual tears.
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The next few times were somehow worse.
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I thought sex was the most
overrated thing since... football.
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And then I fell in love.
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And it still only
lasted about 30 seconds.
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But, you know what, sex
isn't about the physical act,
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it's about... the connection.
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And you and Tony already
have that, so you'll be fine.
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You'll be rock stars.
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MARK: So do I play it cool with Sammy,
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or do I put it all out
there like a real man?
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Be a man. Be a caveman.
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Throw her over your shoulder and
carry her off into the sunset.
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(LAUGHS) All right, don't take the piss.
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(SQUAWKING)
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Here, mate. There's a good peacock.
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- What are you doing?!
- (SQUAWKING)
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Don't... encourage it!
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I just don't see why you
have to flirt with him.
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- I saw you batting those eyelashes.
- Maybe I like him.
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Did you ever think of that.
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Oh, please, tell me you haven't!
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Well, just a little
bit of no-string sex.
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Probably no worse for
you than... smoking!
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(SIGHS) He's a bastard!
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I took my plans to him,
he refused to invest,
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then bought the location for himself.
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Yes, and I told you not to do that.
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- Swim with sharks, you'll get bitten.
- I want you to end it.
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- There's nothing to end.
- Please! He's a shark, you just said so yourself.
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Fine! I won't talk to him,
I won't go anywhere near him
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and I certainly won't dream about him
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wrestling Ryan Gosling
in organic marmelade.
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Happy? (SIGHS)
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(SIGHS)
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Have you ever made a mistake
so big it makes your skin crawl?
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Like... not kissing you
at your party last year?
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Mark, you're gonna make me blush.
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(LAUGHS) Sorry.
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I don't know, it sounded all
manly and tough in my head,
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but when it actually
came out of my mouth,
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it just sounded cheesy and awful.
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Well, it made me smile.
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In the mood I'm in, that's
quite an achievement.
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Do you know what I've started doing
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to alleviate the stress
of work, of bills, of life?
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When your legs don't work
like they used to before...
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- Ballroom dancing.
- (LAUGHS)
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You have? (LAUGHS)
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Will your mouth still
remember the taste of my love?
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Will your eyes still smile from your cheeks?
- (BOTH LAUGH)
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No! (LAUGHS)
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And, darling, I will be
loving you till we're 70...
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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And, baby, my heart
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-
Could still fall as hard at 23...
- I've not done with my bad mood yet.
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Stop trying to cheer me up.
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Do you remember breaking into
that leisure centre in '94?
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All too well.
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Don't you dare try and
skinny dip in my pool.
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(GASPS) You wouldn't?!
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Yeah, you're right,
I wouldn't. Whoo-hoo!
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(LAUGHS)
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(BIRDSONG)
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Just arrived from Mason Elliot.
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- Thanks.
- Thanks.
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- Oh!
- Oh! (LAUGHS)
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I can't believe he's
opening down the road.
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- He's like the Bowie of our industry.
- He's not like Bowie,
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he's more like Cliff Richard.
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He's just a very clever
man with good hair and...
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rather dreamy eyes.
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- Hmm.
- Oh.
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We should call the RSPCA,
this is cruelty to insects.
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- Can I go then?
- No, you may not.
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Who's gonna cover for me here.
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Why is he inviting you anyway?
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Thanks, Gina!
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Maybe out of respect for a local chef.
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Whoo-hoo!
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- (SIGHS)
- You're a bad influence on me.
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- Yeah.
- I'm not supposed to be having fun.
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(LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Three words. You, me, hot tub.
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That's four words. And there's boules.
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Boules, is that a technical term?
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It's a hot-tub-shaped metaphor.
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A sign from above that my life's a mess.
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(SIGHS) It can't be
that difficult to fix.
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It's only a tub and some bubbles.
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When are you going back to the hospital?
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I'm getting my results tomorrow
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and you're coming with me.
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- You need to see a doctor.
- I'm not ready. Not yet.
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How far gone do you think you are?
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I don't know, a bit.
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There's a point when reversing
these things becomes complicated,
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and there's another point
when it becomes impossible.
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If I can't bury my head in
the sand, neither can you.
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I have the blindfold...
if you have the 15 minutes.
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(HUMS)
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MUSIC: Persephone by Cocteau Twins
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Hey, the chances I must waste
- Mmm!
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Hey, ever dirt even
there month got a car
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Here's what it takes
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Here's what it takes
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MUSIC: Don't Look Back Into
The Sun by The Libertines
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LEO: I always knew when
she was upset with me,
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the lycra would come out.
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She'd run and run, the hurt
building up like Krakatoa.
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And once all those endorphins
had turned the pain into rage,
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that was when you
needed to run for cover.
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- (MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)
- Boom!
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- (MUSIC OFF)
- So... I know.
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Congratulations.
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- About what?
- Oh, don't try and act the innocent, it doesn't suit.
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I think I'll... give you some space.
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- This is about my "visitor".
- This is about your visitor.
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Well, we didn't do anything,
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- we just cooked.
- And kissed?
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- Maybe a little.
- You said you'd stay away.
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Does our friendship mean nothing to you?
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I'm sorry that you don't like him.
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I'm sorry... he ruined your dream.
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And slept with him too.
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- Yeah, right.
- I did.
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We did. Twice technically.
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(LAUGHS)
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00:15:07,459 --> 00:15:10,430
(LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY)
249
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,945
It's not funny!
250
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:14,852
Well, maybe it's a little bit funny.
251
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,550
(LAUGHS) Oh!
252
00:15:17,630 --> 00:15:22,230
- God, I hate men sometimes!
- The absolute bloody cheek of him!
253
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,121
We really do have the
same taste in bastards.
254
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,870
Funny how they always seem
to come back to me in the end.
255
00:15:29,738 --> 00:15:32,566
Sam... I'm sorry. (SIGHS)
256
00:15:32,691 --> 00:15:35,225
I didn't mean it... that way.
257
00:15:35,545 --> 00:15:37,470
- (TUTS)
- (DOOR SLAMS)
258
00:15:37,550 --> 00:15:39,510
(SIGHS)
259
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:45,526
I've read about it, pragorexia.
260
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,391
Teresa, stay off the internet.
261
00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:50,470
It's full of nutters
and wrong information.
262
00:15:50,509 --> 00:15:52,884
Risks for pregnant women
with eating disorders,
263
00:15:52,899 --> 00:15:55,190
cardiac irregularities, diabetes.
264
00:15:55,216 --> 00:15:58,863
Severe depression, premature
birth, labour complications.
265
00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:01,670
- She's been boring me with this in the taxi.
- Hmm.
266
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,790
Risks for the baby.
267
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,637
Poor brain development,
low birth weight,
268
00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:11,338
breathing problems.
269
00:16:11,463 --> 00:16:15,225
That body that you've only
ever seen through distorted eyes
270
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,663
is working some serious magic right now.
271
00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,350
Your nan's a wise old bird, isn't she?
272
00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:24,550
- Or are you her mum?
- Oh!
273
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:26,776
I like you. (CHUCKLES)
274
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:28,710
Hmm.
275
00:16:32,974 --> 00:16:34,503
So, Mimi,
276
00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:37,341
your doctor may have explained
some of this to you already,
277
00:16:37,367 --> 00:16:39,094
so forgive me if I'm repeating things.
278
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,510
Darling, I'll let you know if
you're boring me with a simple yawn.
279
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:48,870
Right, so... the darkened area
280
00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,543
that's the cancer you can feel...
281
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,062
causing you the discomfort.
282
00:16:55,518 --> 00:16:58,111
Because of the size and
positioning of the lump,
283
00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:00,552
we'll start by removing the breast.
284
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:05,525
You may need chemotherapy or
radiotherapy, most likely both.
285
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,231
Well...
286
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:16,545
I'd like to know how long I've got left.
287
00:17:17,526 --> 00:17:19,670
I won't have talk like
that in my clinic, Mimi.
288
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,185
You have plenty of
reasons to be optimistic.
289
00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:23,937
OK?
290
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:27,470
Look at you, you're in
better shape than I am.
291
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,450
(WOMAN LAUGHS)
292
00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:38,185
- You fixed it?
- Yeah.
293
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,056
Er, full disclosure, I
stole it from your garden.
294
00:17:42,181 --> 00:17:44,143
Technically, it was already yours.
295
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:48,177
Mark, it's been so good having you here,
296
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:51,145
and I'm so glad Tony chose
us as his wedding venue.
297
00:17:51,156 --> 00:17:53,979
- Oh, I'm sensing a but.
- This thing between us,
298
00:17:54,030 --> 00:17:57,156
there always has been this spark,
299
00:17:57,203 --> 00:17:59,305
but your timing...
300
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:02,950
couldn't be more wrong. I'm off men.
301
00:18:03,129 --> 00:18:06,165
It's not you. Well, no,
actually it might be you.
302
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:08,853
It's all men. You're all such dicks!
303
00:18:09,035 --> 00:18:11,831
What can I say, men are dicks.
304
00:18:11,956 --> 00:18:14,351
Dicks with dicks who
think with their dicks.
305
00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:16,010
You're probably secretly married
306
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:19,458
or after my money or have
15 other women on the go.
307
00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,465
It was the pump.
308
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:24,551
If it goes again...
309
00:18:24,828 --> 00:18:26,630
just give it a kick.
310
00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:41,292
Hey. Fancy doing
something really stupid?
311
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,639
LEO: That '92 Ch?teau Lazar,
312
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:47,441
a single bottle costing almost
what we paid for our first home.
313
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,697
Sod men! Sod life!
314
00:18:49,736 --> 00:18:51,856
Sod Mason's!
315
00:18:52,521 --> 00:18:54,198
Hmm!
316
00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:57,341
- Sod it bloody all!
- What does it taste like?
317
00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:01,137
It tastes like not giving a
shit with a hint of recklessness.
318
00:19:01,176 --> 00:19:03,030
Down in one!
319
00:19:05,402 --> 00:19:07,390
Mmm.
320
00:19:07,671 --> 00:19:10,489
It's not easy being
your mate, Gina Benelli.
321
00:19:10,614 --> 00:19:14,232
- Are we mates, though?
- I think we're more than just mates
322
00:19:14,532 --> 00:19:18,105
- and somehow also less.
- There ought to be a word for what we are.
323
00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:21,514
Like a bestie who you sometimes
want to smother with a pillow.
324
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:24,267
- Like worstie.
- (LAUGHS)
325
00:19:24,306 --> 00:19:26,870
My worstie. (LAUGHS)
326
00:19:27,175 --> 00:19:30,579
Mason Elliot needs
taking down a peg or two,
327
00:19:30,592 --> 00:19:33,325
and we are just the women to do it.
328
00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:48,010
LEO: Every man needs a hero.
329
00:19:49,009 --> 00:19:51,539
My old man had one of these.
330
00:19:58,543 --> 00:20:01,380
I bought this just to see Mum's smile.
331
00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:05,725
- (LAUGHS)
- Because real heroes don't wear capes.
332
00:20:05,850 --> 00:20:08,903
With our children at our feet
333
00:20:09,028 --> 00:20:14,577
And the morals that they
worship will be gone...
334
00:20:14,832 --> 00:20:17,210
But this guy, Adam...
335
00:20:17,335 --> 00:20:21,949
- Welcome.
- ... thou shalt not worship false idols.
336
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:28,752
They decide and the
shotgun sings the song...
337
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,849
(ENGINE GROWLS)
338
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:36,336
- Ooh! It's a bit parky in here, isn't it?
- Hmm.
339
00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:40,650
Hello.
340
00:20:42,773 --> 00:20:44,547
Hello.
341
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:50,457
Who needs a microphone when
you've a mouth as big as mine.
342
00:20:50,529 --> 00:20:55,450
- (MAN LAUGHS)
- Now, I have three firm rules in life...
343
00:20:56,445 --> 00:20:58,617
... never underestimate a steak,
344
00:20:58,930 --> 00:21:01,810
never stress out when
your aircon jams on,
345
00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:05,218
and most importantly never
under any circumstance
346
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:09,090
trust an Englishman who hasn't
found the time to visit Cornwall.
347
00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:11,530
- MAN: Yeah!
- (ALARM)
348
00:21:11,610 --> 00:21:14,576
This corner of England is magical.
349
00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:16,344
And it means so much
350
00:21:16,370 --> 00:21:20,028
- to finally be part of the landscape.
- (ALARM INTENSIFIES)
351
00:21:21,019 --> 00:21:23,766
- To Cornwall!
- (ALARM BLARES)
352
00:21:28,110 --> 00:21:30,158
(GASPING)
353
00:21:30,283 --> 00:21:32,512
- (HUBBUB)
- (ALARM)
354
00:21:32,637 --> 00:21:35,491
- Me and her...
- We talked.
355
00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:38,450
(ALARM)
356
00:21:38,962 --> 00:21:42,092
- We'll have it sorted in no time!
- (ALARM)
357
00:21:45,406 --> 00:21:48,347
- (BIRDSONG)
- I haven't even seen Emily.
358
00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,050
Has anyone seen my bride?
359
00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:53,264
Holy looking, wearing white, good hair.
360
00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:55,482
If I was considering doing a flit,
361
00:21:55,867 --> 00:21:59,473
there's two places I might go
to quietly gather my thoughts.
362
00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:02,389
- OK, one the pub, two?
- Well, the water,
363
00:22:02,514 --> 00:22:05,090
contemplation works best with a view.
364
00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:07,182
Hmm.
365
00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:09,575
Worry less...
366
00:22:09,614 --> 00:22:11,453
smile more.
367
00:22:11,871 --> 00:22:13,481
This is easy.
368
00:22:13,606 --> 00:22:15,330
You've got this.
369
00:22:16,827 --> 00:22:21,647
Do you know, if I had a penny for
every jittery groom I found out here,
370
00:22:21,686 --> 00:22:23,552
I'd have about three quid.
371
00:22:23,956 --> 00:22:25,763
You know...
372
00:22:26,050 --> 00:22:29,467
We've never... you know.
373
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,330
Tonight is stressing me out.
374
00:22:32,611 --> 00:22:35,930
Ah, so you've never...
375
00:22:36,525 --> 00:22:38,450
I feel sick!
376
00:22:38,827 --> 00:22:40,770
I want to enjoy today.
377
00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:45,793
You can't let a little thing
like bonking ruin your day.
378
00:22:48,748 --> 00:22:51,442
I've been looking for you everywhere.
379
00:22:51,865 --> 00:22:55,687
I can't go through with it! Tell
Tony I love him and I'm sorry.
380
00:22:55,690 --> 00:22:59,561
- (SIGHS)
- OK... calm down.
381
00:22:59,570 --> 00:23:02,050
- Come on, deep breaths.
- (SIGHS)
382
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:05,084
- Talked to Jesus or something.
- (SIGHS)
383
00:23:05,808 --> 00:23:07,373
Oh!
384
00:23:07,498 --> 00:23:10,466
He can't see me! It's bad luck!
385
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:13,250
You two need to do something,
386
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,610
otherwise this whole day
is gonna be a disaster.
387
00:23:27,610 --> 00:23:29,717
We can't!
388
00:23:29,970 --> 00:23:31,791
Can we?
389
00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:35,854
- You need to fuck.
- You've got 15 minutes.
390
00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:38,010
I think I can do it in ten.
391
00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:42,159
- "You need to fuck." (LAUGHS)
- I'm sick of compliments. I'm allergic.
392
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,429
- Praised and watered.
- Aw!
393
00:23:44,554 --> 00:23:46,490
Mmm!
394
00:23:46,570 --> 00:23:49,050
Do you know, I am so proud of you.
395
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:51,433
The way you've been since you got back.
396
00:23:51,733 --> 00:23:54,290
Stop it. I'm not a pretty blusher.
397
00:23:56,371 --> 00:23:59,325
- OK, let's keep this moving!
- ALL: Yes, chef.
398
00:23:59,364 --> 00:24:01,490
You didn't show up to my launch.
399
00:24:01,535 --> 00:24:03,159
I was grounded.
400
00:24:03,211 --> 00:24:06,537
- You're a grown man.
- Thanks for the butterfly.
401
00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:08,402
I've always wanted a pet.
402
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,757
What about your own kitchen to run?
403
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,850
I'm kinda already running things here.
404
00:24:12,864 --> 00:24:16,620
If you were my chef, you'd be
running my kitchen completely.
405
00:24:17,573 --> 00:24:21,410
Stop smiling! You're
supposed to be nervous.
406
00:24:21,701 --> 00:24:23,579
Sorry...
407
00:24:23,768 --> 00:24:26,890
I can't stop smiling!
408
00:24:39,328 --> 00:24:41,530
I don't have half your talent.
409
00:24:42,269 --> 00:24:44,917
- I'm lentils.
- Lentils?
410
00:24:44,969 --> 00:24:47,161
You don't have all the ingredients
you need to feed your family,
411
00:24:47,180 --> 00:24:48,965
how do you make the little
you have go a long way?
412
00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:51,645
- You stretch it out with lentils.
- Come and work with me,
413
00:24:52,204 --> 00:24:54,350
- fulfil your potential.
- I'm not stupid.
414
00:24:54,366 --> 00:24:57,125
- You're not here because of my potential.
- No...
415
00:24:57,902 --> 00:25:02,180
I'm here because this was
rammed into my aircon...
416
00:25:03,485 --> 00:25:04,940
... and this...
417
00:25:05,305 --> 00:25:07,533
was left under my smoke detector.
418
00:25:10,370 --> 00:25:13,010
That doesn't mean I don't
recognise raw talent.
419
00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,890
(BUZZING)
420
00:25:17,627 --> 00:25:19,443
Right.
421
00:25:20,868 --> 00:25:23,341
Best man speeches are
supposed to be funny.
422
00:25:23,372 --> 00:25:26,466
Well, I've got a whole
list of terrible jokes here
423
00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:29,707
most of them about the time that
Tony streaked naked at Twickenham
424
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,136
- for the rugby.
- (LAUGHTER)
425
00:25:31,152 --> 00:25:34,215
Yeah, I've never seen a
policeman so confused AND afraid.
426
00:25:34,496 --> 00:25:36,875
- (LAUGHTER)
- Actually,
427
00:25:37,094 --> 00:25:38,894
I'm just gonna be serious for a minute.
428
00:25:38,962 --> 00:25:41,225
These two have known each
other since they were kids.
429
00:25:41,530 --> 00:25:46,067
Instant trouble, Tony and
Emily, Bonnie and Clyde,
430
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:48,850
- Beauty and the little git.
- (LAUGHTER)
431
00:25:48,930 --> 00:25:50,585
They were inseparable.
432
00:25:50,788 --> 00:25:53,330
And then... they fell in love.
433
00:25:53,627 --> 00:25:58,730
And the first time you fall
in love, you fall the hardest.
434
00:25:59,152 --> 00:26:01,090
It changes you,
435
00:26:01,479 --> 00:26:05,970
it shapes you. And whatever
obstacles life throws,
436
00:26:05,987 --> 00:26:09,170
that feeling never quite goes away.
437
00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,487
Whatever happens...
438
00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:14,158
that first love will always be there...
439
00:26:15,165 --> 00:26:17,894
in your heart, in your head.
440
00:26:17,970 --> 00:26:21,330
And... you choose them
again in any lifetime,
441
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:24,482
in any parallel universe,
442
00:26:24,514 --> 00:26:27,294
you could both grow old, die,
443
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,765
be reincarnated
444
00:26:29,825 --> 00:26:32,007
and you'd still find each other somehow.
445
00:26:32,241 --> 00:26:35,325
Then it'd be your first
love all over again, because
446
00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:37,925
that spark is forever.
447
00:26:38,050 --> 00:26:40,303
It's a flame that cannot be put out.
448
00:26:40,570 --> 00:26:44,096
Emily... you look so beautiful.
449
00:26:44,592 --> 00:26:46,658
Tony, you look...
450
00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:48,650
like you're gonna sell
me a second-hand car.
451
00:26:48,959 --> 00:26:51,614
- (LAUGHTER)
- I mean, seriously, who's your tailor?
452
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,130
- Stevie Wonder?
- (LAUGHTER)
453
00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:59,290
You are the perfect, if
slightly smug, couple.
454
00:26:59,370 --> 00:27:03,850
And I am so honoured to be a part
of your incredible love story.
455
00:27:08,848 --> 00:27:10,476
To Tony and Emily.
456
00:27:10,490 --> 00:27:12,229
To Tony and Emily.
457
00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:14,530
ALL: To Tony and Emily.
458
00:27:15,182 --> 00:27:17,999
- (CHEERING)
- Whoo!
459
00:27:22,882 --> 00:27:25,266
- MUSIC: One Kiss by Dua Lipa
-
Possibilities
460
00:27:25,308 --> 00:27:28,010
I look like all you need
461
00:27:33,034 --> 00:27:36,050
What if you're both
reincarnated as tortoises?
462
00:27:36,244 --> 00:27:38,195
Will he still find you and have you
463
00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:40,188
as his first love all over again then?
464
00:27:40,261 --> 00:27:43,292
Please! That speech
was about his brother.
465
00:27:44,290 --> 00:27:46,897
I think you should
just get on with things
466
00:27:46,930 --> 00:27:48,525
while you've both still humans.
467
00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:50,816
No-one likes to think of
tortoises getting it on.
468
00:27:50,847 --> 00:27:52,809
- (LAUGHS)
- Uh-uh!
469
00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:56,111
I'm off men. All men.
470
00:27:56,168 --> 00:27:58,610
Especially ones who give me urges.
471
00:27:58,647 --> 00:28:02,170
I can't be trusted. I make
the most terrible decisions.
472
00:28:02,977 --> 00:28:04,903
Talking of which...
473
00:28:05,138 --> 00:28:06,551
Don't mind me,
474
00:28:07,376 --> 00:28:09,453
I'm just here trying
to poach your staff.
475
00:28:09,515 --> 00:28:11,691
Well, this is private property.
476
00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:14,200
And as if my staff would go with you.
477
00:28:14,237 --> 00:28:16,914
I'd like you to leave before
I have to call security.
478
00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:18,343
Security?
479
00:28:18,468 --> 00:28:21,370
Who's that? That kooky old Lady Moomoo?
480
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:24,943
Her name's Mimi. And she's
as hard as galvanised nails.
481
00:28:25,068 --> 00:28:27,245
Fine, I'm leaving. But first,
482
00:28:27,323 --> 00:28:29,702
the air conditioning
and the fire alarm I get,
483
00:28:29,739 --> 00:28:31,820
but for the life of me
I just can't figure out
484
00:28:31,831 --> 00:28:33,527
how you did the microphone.
485
00:28:33,756 --> 00:28:36,923
I've absolutely no idea what
he's talking about, do you?
486
00:28:42,218 --> 00:28:44,383
(CHUCKLES)
487
00:28:44,450 --> 00:28:46,032
(SIGHS)
488
00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:47,770
(LAUGHS)
489
00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:51,770
- (LAUGHTER)
- (WHOOPING)
490
00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:55,178
Let me guess, my mum's
being a pain in your arse.
491
00:28:55,481 --> 00:28:58,272
She currently thinks I'm
Saint Teresa the Great.
492
00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:02,144
Somehow, her thinking the
sun shines out of my bum is
493
00:29:02,170 --> 00:29:04,560
even more annoying
than her usual disdain.
494
00:29:05,937 --> 00:29:08,970
- Mason earlier offered me a job.
- Screw that!
495
00:29:09,050 --> 00:29:11,139
You're the only sane one around here.
496
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,878
It'll be One Flew Over The
Cuckoo's Nest without you.
497
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,090
Will Gina hate me if I go?
498
00:29:17,170 --> 00:29:20,530
You're actually serious?!
You can't leave me!
499
00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:23,702
It's the opportunity
of a lifetime, but...
500
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:25,970
(SIGHS)
501
00:29:27,036 --> 00:29:29,665
Mom's never truly hated anyone.
502
00:29:29,930 --> 00:29:32,748
I mean she looks
scary, Max Miller scary,
503
00:29:32,770 --> 00:29:34,970
but really all she has to give is love.
504
00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:36,473
And pasta.
505
00:29:36,598 --> 00:29:38,290
Love and pasta.
506
00:29:39,327 --> 00:29:41,017
So, what should I do?
507
00:29:41,894 --> 00:29:43,210
Toss a coin.
508
00:29:43,290 --> 00:29:45,850
Heads you go, tails you stay.
509
00:29:45,930 --> 00:29:49,934
If it lands on tails and
your heart sings, then...
510
00:29:50,341 --> 00:29:52,297
you will have your answer.
511
00:29:59,023 --> 00:30:01,053
Why did I have to hear the heartbeat?
512
00:30:01,246 --> 00:30:04,188
Why just have to look online
and read it has a face?
513
00:30:04,642 --> 00:30:06,959
The longer you take to decide
514
00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:10,170
the harder it will be
mentally and physically.
515
00:30:11,330 --> 00:30:13,001
It can wiggle its arms,
516
00:30:13,273 --> 00:30:15,360
has a nose and eyelids.
517
00:30:15,860 --> 00:30:18,090
I bet it has beautiful eyelids.
518
00:30:18,170 --> 00:30:20,232
Well, I've made my decision.
519
00:30:20,357 --> 00:30:22,153
I'm not gonna fight this fight.
520
00:30:22,650 --> 00:30:24,290
Time for me to go.
521
00:30:24,543 --> 00:30:27,214
What? No! Please, don't say that.
522
00:30:27,235 --> 00:30:32,776
I shall miss life and I shall
miss my family, miss you...
523
00:30:34,130 --> 00:30:36,290
... but I'm not having treatment.
524
00:30:36,370 --> 00:30:38,244
Please! You have to!
525
00:30:38,605 --> 00:30:40,321
Don't be sad for me,
526
00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:43,107
I've had a blast!
527
00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:46,003
I've done things that
would make your hair curl.
528
00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:48,273
Oh!
529
00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:52,713
Just be happy for the life I've had.
530
00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:59,636
(HUMS)
531
00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:02,928
- I've been thinking.
- Oh, dangerous.
532
00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:05,673
- About my future.
- Ah!
533
00:31:05,710 --> 00:31:08,339
So it was you he was trying to poach.
534
00:31:08,510 --> 00:31:10,253
Interesting.
535
00:31:10,264 --> 00:31:13,279
I know this isn't about me, I
know it's probably some sort of
536
00:31:13,316 --> 00:31:16,920
- petty revenge on his part, but...
- Listen, you are not going there.
537
00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:18,548
You're my Adam.
538
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,151
Besides which, we have a contract.
539
00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:24,110
A handshake in a greenhouse
is not a contract.
540
00:31:24,190 --> 00:31:26,790
Round these parts, it's legally binding.
541
00:31:26,984 --> 00:31:28,805
I'll see you in the morning.
542
00:31:32,311 --> 00:31:34,122
(HUMS)
543
00:31:37,064 --> 00:31:38,550
(SQUAWKING)
544
00:31:38,630 --> 00:31:40,836
- (SQUAWKING)
- (WHIMPERS)
545
00:31:42,447 --> 00:31:45,670
Do they have names the savage beasts?
546
00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,670
Sure, that one's Barry.
547
00:31:48,795 --> 00:31:51,630
Sammy... I always
know when you're lying.
548
00:31:52,058 --> 00:31:54,910
- Your nose twitches when you talk.
- (LAUGHS)
549
00:31:55,152 --> 00:31:56,950
It's not true.
550
00:31:58,710 --> 00:32:00,750
I probably won't see you before you go.
551
00:32:02,510 --> 00:32:04,510
I'm not very good at goodbyes.
552
00:32:07,245 --> 00:32:08,990
(BIRDSONG)
553
00:32:10,688 --> 00:32:12,848
Thank you for my dance lesson.
554
00:32:18,191 --> 00:32:19,750
Don't be a stranger.
555
00:32:19,830 --> 00:32:21,790
The peacocks will miss you.
556
00:32:23,664 --> 00:32:25,830
(SQUAWKING)
557
00:32:28,073 --> 00:32:30,390
(SQUAWKING)
558
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,788
- Sent back.
- Sorry, I'll make another one.
559
00:32:33,824 --> 00:32:36,334
- Three's still waiting!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
560
00:32:36,390 --> 00:32:39,231
What's going on here? Where's Adam?
561
00:32:58,127 --> 00:33:00,391
- (WHIRRING)
- If any of you
562
00:33:00,448 --> 00:33:05,030
ever have the audacity
to quit my kitchen,
563
00:33:05,110 --> 00:33:07,830
do it to my face!
564
00:33:10,116 --> 00:33:12,110
(WHIRRING STOPS)
565
00:33:14,854 --> 00:33:17,342
- This was always gonna happen.
- No.
566
00:33:17,869 --> 00:33:19,899
You've taken him for
granted for too long.
567
00:33:19,935 --> 00:33:21,840
- No!
- You knew his talent deserved more,
568
00:33:21,850 --> 00:33:23,588
but you stamped out his fire
569
00:33:23,603 --> 00:33:25,825
- at every given opportunity.
- No, no, no!
570
00:33:25,950 --> 00:33:28,607
I will not let Mason take him!
571
00:33:28,732 --> 00:33:31,904
There is more to life right
now than a Mason bloody Elliot!
572
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:34,497
- What like?!
- Like Mimi. Like Teresa.
573
00:33:34,510 --> 00:33:36,430
Something's going on with them.
574
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:38,270
(HE LAUGHS)
575
00:33:38,461 --> 00:33:40,070
Like me.
576
00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:43,794
Something's going on with me, too.
577
00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:47,817
You're so busy playing games,
you haven't even noticed.
578
00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:49,356
We're bringing Adam home.
579
00:33:49,429 --> 00:33:52,550
Mason Elliot's a
Goliath in this industry.
580
00:33:52,826 --> 00:33:56,369
- We can't win this fight.
- We have to at least try.
581
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:04,498
Remember when I got
expelled from school?
582
00:34:04,884 --> 00:34:08,990
Not only do you get me reinstated,
you made them give me head boy.
583
00:34:09,277 --> 00:34:12,150
Where's that famous
Mimi fighting spirit?
584
00:34:12,230 --> 00:34:15,595
- You've never let anything beat you before.
- I know you're not here.
585
00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,734
- I know you're not real.
- Good.
586
00:34:17,859 --> 00:34:20,270
I'd hate to think you were...
587
00:34:20,562 --> 00:34:23,630
Dying? Go ahead, you can say it.
588
00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:25,630
You can fight this!
589
00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:28,426
Fight it like you fought off that cat
590
00:34:28,436 --> 00:34:30,674
that used to piss on your azaleas.
591
00:34:31,191 --> 00:34:34,410
Fight it like you fought Dad
when he'd come home drunk.
592
00:34:34,870 --> 00:34:36,230
(SIGHS)
593
00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:39,106
Look at me. I'm formidable.
594
00:34:39,550 --> 00:34:41,308
What woman of my age
595
00:34:41,324 --> 00:34:45,110
has the posture of Grace
Kelly and abs like rock?
596
00:34:45,529 --> 00:34:47,355
Such modesty, too.
597
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:52,321
I'm not dying on some operating table.
598
00:34:52,353 --> 00:34:55,952
Or worse, bald and sick from the chemo.
599
00:34:56,190 --> 00:34:58,847
I am going out on my own terms.
600
00:34:59,609 --> 00:35:02,014
I'm going out with dignity.
601
00:35:06,490 --> 00:35:07,832
When me and Michael were kids,
602
00:35:07,858 --> 00:35:11,020
we used to joke that you were running
a pirate radio station up here.
603
00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:13,842
How do you know about my secret place?
604
00:35:13,874 --> 00:35:15,804
It's kinda become my secret place too.
605
00:35:16,110 --> 00:35:17,794
I come here to talk to Dad.
606
00:35:20,445 --> 00:35:21,855
(SIGHS)
607
00:35:22,314 --> 00:35:25,674
Look, I think you better go
in. I think it's gonna rain.
608
00:35:25,703 --> 00:35:28,471
And last thing we need is
your allergies flaring up.
609
00:35:28,510 --> 00:35:30,470
I'm not just gonna let you die.
610
00:35:30,775 --> 00:35:32,590
You have to talk to Mom and Sam.
611
00:35:32,670 --> 00:35:34,549
- I will do no such thing.
- Why?
612
00:35:34,553 --> 00:35:36,553
Because you know they'll
make you change your mind?
613
00:35:36,630 --> 00:35:39,491
If you dare to tell them about this,
614
00:35:39,499 --> 00:35:42,033
I shall tell them about
you being pregnant.
615
00:35:42,950 --> 00:35:44,091
Fine.
616
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,424
I'll tell them about the baby first
617
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:48,166
and you'll have nothing
to blackmail me with.
618
00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,903
(LAUGHS) You're really
going to tell your mother
619
00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:53,771
that you're accidentally
pregnant again?!
620
00:35:53,790 --> 00:35:56,555
I mean, once is unfortunate, but twice!
621
00:35:56,646 --> 00:35:58,783
I'm not sure whether it's careless
622
00:35:58,804 --> 00:36:01,863
or whether it's
old-fashioned stupidity!
623
00:36:08,510 --> 00:36:09,735
What?!
624
00:36:10,524 --> 00:36:12,686
She... she knows I don't mean it!
625
00:36:14,419 --> 00:36:16,630
(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)
626
00:36:19,140 --> 00:36:20,718
Was Leo your first love?
627
00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:25,731
Well, I had a thing for Johnny
Cash, but, yes, I suppose he was.
628
00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,496
MUSIC: Avalon by Roxy
629
00:36:27,888 --> 00:36:31,044
And you'd choose him
again in any lifetime?
630
00:36:31,549 --> 00:36:35,034
In any parallel universe,
you'd find him somehow
631
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:37,471
and he'd be your first
love all over again?
632
00:36:37,510 --> 00:36:39,790
Ah, so it's Mark,
633
00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:42,455
your thing going on.
634
00:36:44,171 --> 00:36:45,619
Do you like him?
635
00:36:46,190 --> 00:36:48,228
Everybody likes him!
636
00:36:48,395 --> 00:36:50,182
How could you not love Mark?
637
00:36:50,211 --> 00:36:54,143
Hating him would be like
hating a Golden Retriever.
638
00:36:56,367 --> 00:37:00,015
When your legs don't work
like they used to before
639
00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:04,544
And I can't sweep you
off of your feet...
640
00:37:04,573 --> 00:37:06,522
Does it ever feel like the universe
641
00:37:06,527 --> 00:37:08,998
is trying to tell you
something everywhere you look?
642
00:37:09,023 --> 00:37:11,919
Will your mouth still
remember the taste of my love?
643
00:37:11,950 --> 00:37:13,525
Just stop the car.
644
00:37:13,901 --> 00:37:16,560
- What?! Sam,
-
Will your eyes still smile
645
00:37:16,589 --> 00:37:18,851
from your cheeks
- what is going on?!
646
00:37:18,909 --> 00:37:21,493
-
And darling I will
- David beat Goliath, by the way.
647
00:37:21,526 --> 00:37:23,355
-
be loving you
- You can win this fight.
648
00:37:23,601 --> 00:37:25,754
'til we're 70
649
00:37:25,842 --> 00:37:27,362
- (CHATTER)
- Hi.
650
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,345
- Vodka martini.
- Sure.
651
00:37:30,550 --> 00:37:34,963
Now, to be fair, I did warn you
I was trying to poach your staff.
652
00:37:35,806 --> 00:37:37,885
You stole more than just a chef...
653
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:39,583
he's family.
654
00:37:39,708 --> 00:37:41,825
How could you do this to me?!
655
00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:43,388
He's a rare talent...
656
00:37:43,513 --> 00:37:46,172
- like you.
- If I meant anything to you,
657
00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:48,388
if there was more
than an ounce of warmth
658
00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:50,596
in that withered little heart of yours,
659
00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:53,870
you would know that taking
Adam was a step too far!
660
00:37:53,950 --> 00:37:54,976
Gina,
661
00:37:55,552 --> 00:37:59,305
- please, don't cause a scene.
- I'm angry with you because you quit,
662
00:37:59,430 --> 00:38:02,561
and I'm hurt because
you just left a note!
663
00:38:02,590 --> 00:38:04,131
- Sorry, but...
- But more than that,
664
00:38:04,173 --> 00:38:05,771
I want to scream in your face,
665
00:38:05,791 --> 00:38:09,740
because God, you are too
smart to be part of his game!
666
00:38:09,865 --> 00:38:11,957
Adam's an artist in my kitchen,
667
00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:15,802
- he was a workhorse in yours.
- Excuse me, I'll tell you when I'm done.
668
00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:18,265
You are a remarkable chef!
669
00:38:18,291 --> 00:38:22,433
And one day you will own your
own chain of swanky restaurants
670
00:38:22,470 --> 00:38:24,589
with much more swank than this,
671
00:38:24,714 --> 00:38:27,887
but now is not your time.
672
00:38:27,923 --> 00:38:29,802
If you really saw me as family
673
00:38:29,823 --> 00:38:32,009
and not just some chef in your kitchen,
674
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,908
you wouldn't stand in my way.
675
00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:48,092
He's called Carpe Diem, the peacock.
676
00:38:48,110 --> 00:38:50,629
I didn't say it because it felt too...
677
00:38:50,754 --> 00:38:53,805
- Pretentious?
- Yes...
678
00:38:53,837 --> 00:38:56,570
but also ironic.
679
00:38:56,590 --> 00:38:59,950
When I said all men are
dicks, that wasn't fair.
680
00:39:00,151 --> 00:39:02,420
I mean, yes, most men are awful
681
00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:04,655
and my taste in then is atrocious, but...
- (THUNDER)
682
00:39:04,686 --> 00:39:06,204
But?
683
00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:08,327
But...
684
00:39:08,504 --> 00:39:11,729
when I'm with you, I
become this other person,
685
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,557
that kid you knew at school.
686
00:39:14,790 --> 00:39:16,524
And Sammy had...
687
00:39:16,978 --> 00:39:19,106
way better taste in men.
688
00:39:20,583 --> 00:39:23,150
She could spot the good ones.
689
00:39:24,990 --> 00:39:26,609
(THUNDER)
690
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,238
- (LAUGHS)
- OK, go! Go! Quick!
691
00:39:29,363 --> 00:39:31,470
(BOTH LAUGH)
692
00:39:31,550 --> 00:39:33,510
(THUNDER)
693
00:39:43,670 --> 00:39:46,659
MUSIC: Flutter by The Unthanks
694
00:39:48,442 --> 00:39:52,226
Shades of colour
695
00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:56,030
Life's a flutter
696
00:39:56,110 --> 00:39:59,667
Life's a flutter
697
00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:03,310
Life's a flutter
698
00:40:03,496 --> 00:40:07,350
Flutter of shapes
699
00:40:07,430 --> 00:40:10,870
Changing frames
700
00:40:11,227 --> 00:40:13,750
Life's a flutter...
701
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:15,390
(RAIN LASHES)
702
00:40:15,407 --> 00:40:17,693
- Have you seen my mum?
- I'm sorry, no.
703
00:40:18,230 --> 00:40:20,594
If you see her, can you
tell her I need to talk.
704
00:40:21,310 --> 00:40:23,750
(THUNDER)
705
00:40:32,667 --> 00:40:34,790
(THUNDER)
706
00:40:34,870 --> 00:40:37,519
(PHONE RINGS)
707
00:40:38,270 --> 00:40:40,310
- (PHONE RINGS)
- (GASPS)
708
00:40:40,390 --> 00:40:43,481
- (TYRES SCREECH)
- (GASPS)
709
00:40:44,493 --> 00:40:46,150
GINA: Teresa!
710
00:40:47,630 --> 00:40:49,190
Come on!
711
00:40:51,678 --> 00:40:53,950
(INDISTINCT)
712
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:57,156
You wanna talk or no?
713
00:40:57,430 --> 00:40:59,150
- No.
- OK.
714
00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:01,150
(THUNDER)
715
00:41:02,858 --> 00:41:04,790
I mean, who's allergic to rain?
716
00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:08,455
I had this whole dramatic moment
planned and now I'm just...
717
00:41:08,497 --> 00:41:10,558
sitting here swelling up.
718
00:41:10,683 --> 00:41:12,446
Well, if it cheers you up,
719
00:41:12,744 --> 00:41:15,368
I've just made a fool of myself
in front of a whole restaurant
720
00:41:15,415 --> 00:41:17,956
- full of posh the tourists.
- That does cheer me up.
721
00:41:17,966 --> 00:41:19,881
- Thanks, Mum.
- You're welcome.
722
00:41:19,950 --> 00:41:21,990
(WIND HOWLS)
723
00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:24,585
- I'm pregnant... again.
- (THUNDER)
724
00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:28,670
I fucked up again. I'm sorry I'm
such a constant disappointment.
725
00:41:28,750 --> 00:41:30,710
(THUNDER)
726
00:41:32,381 --> 00:41:35,564
You do know that you were an accident?
727
00:41:35,976 --> 00:41:38,256
Thanks, Mum. Kick a
girl when she's down.
728
00:41:39,070 --> 00:41:43,630
You know, the best things in
life are not the things we plan,
729
00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:48,242
it's the stuff that sideswipes
you on a wet Wednesday night.
730
00:41:48,367 --> 00:41:50,110
You might be surprised,
731
00:41:50,553 --> 00:41:53,550
this could be the best thing
that ever happened to you.
732
00:41:53,630 --> 00:41:55,510
(THUNDER)
733
00:41:56,032 --> 00:41:57,550
Ow!
734
00:41:57,630 --> 00:42:00,467
- Ow!
- I know. Ow!
735
00:42:00,510 --> 00:42:02,470
(WIND HOWLS)
736
00:42:04,182 --> 00:42:06,390
You look cute when you frown.
737
00:42:07,714 --> 00:42:10,590
- I do?
- Mm-hmm. Really cute.
738
00:42:10,787 --> 00:42:12,630
What are you frowning about?
739
00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,510
Michael.
740
00:42:15,759 --> 00:42:17,070
Mimi.
741
00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:18,805
(THUNDER)
742
00:42:18,998 --> 00:42:20,630
Gina.
743
00:42:21,429 --> 00:42:23,824
I let her fight Goliath alone.
744
00:42:24,517 --> 00:42:26,130
Go and see if she's all right.
745
00:42:26,255 --> 00:42:28,310
(RAIN LASHES)
746
00:42:28,390 --> 00:42:31,025
I don't want to ruin this. (LAUGHS)
747
00:42:31,470 --> 00:42:33,899
Nothing could ruin this.
748
00:42:35,550 --> 00:42:37,550
(SIZZLING)
749
00:42:37,630 --> 00:42:39,590
(CHATTER)
750
00:42:43,590 --> 00:42:45,590
(SIGHS)
751
00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:48,304
Did you win? Is Adam coming home?
752
00:42:48,429 --> 00:42:50,190
No...
753
00:42:50,270 --> 00:42:53,282
and you might want to... sit down.
754
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:56,553
This better be the cheap stuff.
755
00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:02,150
Teresa has some... news.
756
00:43:03,550 --> 00:43:05,131
I'm pregnant.
757
00:43:05,455 --> 00:43:07,761
We're gonna be grandmothers!
758
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:10,803
Wow!
759
00:43:10,871 --> 00:43:12,702
- Wow?
- Wow!
760
00:43:12,827 --> 00:43:14,508
Does Michael know?
761
00:43:15,572 --> 00:43:17,147
Yeah.
762
00:43:18,869 --> 00:43:21,009
I can't be a grandmother!
763
00:43:21,045 --> 00:43:23,189
And I can't be related to Eugene!
764
00:43:23,210 --> 00:43:26,398
I mean, it's hard enough
trying to be your worstie!
765
00:43:27,630 --> 00:43:29,404
You told them, then?
766
00:43:29,868 --> 00:43:31,630
You knew?!
767
00:43:31,710 --> 00:43:35,864
Darling, unlike you, I know
everything that goes on around here.
768
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:39,323
Are you gonna keep it? The baby?
769
00:43:39,835 --> 00:43:41,218
I don't know.
770
00:43:44,865 --> 00:43:46,644
Gina and Sam ***.
771
00:43:46,664 --> 00:43:48,596
You are better than they
ever let you believe.
772
00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:51,110
And to what do I owe
this unexpected pleasure?
773
00:43:51,153 --> 00:43:55,112
- A menage ? trois.
- I would like to have a funeral.
774
00:43:55,185 --> 00:43:59,056
- Like a death party?
- I prefer the term "fake wake".
775
00:43:59,110 --> 00:44:01,339
Did she tell you what she's
planning to do with the baby?
776
00:44:01,363 --> 00:44:04,492
If she had confided in me, I
wouldn't betray her confidence.
777
00:44:04,534 --> 00:44:07,206
When are you going to tell them?
I came clean, now it's your turn.
778
00:44:07,634 --> 00:44:09,721
- I've got this!
- (SCREAMING)
779
00:44:10,268 --> 00:44:15,268
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