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- So, Junior's been interning
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at Stevens & Lido.
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Hey, guys.
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Thanks for the opportunity.
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- And like starting any new job,
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there were some growing pains.
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Stevens & Lido.
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Oh, yes, ma'am, Mr. Stevens
is in the bathroom,
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- so why don't you call back...
- Bathroom?!
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- ... in like 30 minutes.
- Hey!
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- Cut it out!
- I'm so sorry!
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- 45 minutes!
- What are you talking...
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Don't answer the phone anymore.
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- Some major growing pains.
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Thanks for changing that.
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- Allow me.
- Thank you.
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I have a meeting!
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This almost never happens!
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Which leads us to today.
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I'll have the Italian sub.
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Okeydoke.
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And to make it easy on you,
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I'll get the same thing.
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Just make sure my meat
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is on the outside of the sandwich.
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I'm not even trying to touch bread.
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Got to keep my shoulders sexy.
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Do you just, like, not want bread?
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No.
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A sandwich with no bread
is just a pile of meat.
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Dude.
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Okay. Uh, lettuce and tomato?
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Sure.
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Have them put it in a bowl
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and chop it up and throw
some dressing on it.
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So, a-a salad.
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Oh, my God!
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Have you not had a sandwich before?
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Is it... just me?
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It was taking him a while
to find his footing,
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but he was settling into
his role of intern.
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Hey, Dad. I hope you don't mind...
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... but I had a couple of thoughts
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for the Southland Mutual pitch today.
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Okay, well, I do mind.
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- You're not ready.
- How do you know?
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Because you gave me Charlie's lunch.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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Southland Mutual... It's your money!
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Southland Mutual...
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It's your money!
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Southland Mutual...
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It's your money.
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Enough! Enough!
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You've actually found voices
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more annoying than my ex-wife,
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may she rest in peace.
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We are going back to the drawing board.
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- That is crap.
- Mm-hmm.
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I might have a solution.
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What?
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If I may...
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You may not.
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No, no, no, l-let him go.
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It's not like I'll be embarrassed.
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What have you got?
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Know this,
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if the words "star" or "wars"
come out of your mouth,
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I will knock you into a
galaxy far, far away.
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Um...
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I think the slogan works.
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It's... you know, just
missing a little something.
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Like, uh...
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"Southland Mutual...
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It's your money...
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Yeah."
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Hate it.
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Hmm...
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Interesting.
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Yeah, that, too.
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I-If you like that, I
thought about a "yes"
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or a-a "yep."
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What about a-a "maybe"
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or a "okeydokey" or a "damn straight"?
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Well, what about a "yes"?
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What were you doing?
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You guys were stuck,
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and I thought my idea might help.
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They always say a good idea
can come from anywhere.
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Yeah, it comes from people
who sit around this table.
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Leave the ad stuff to us,
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and we'll leave the "not
knowing your place" to you.
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Yeah, and everyone
leave my laptop to me.
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This is a real computer
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and not a toy that sends zoo e-mails.
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But, wait, wh-what?
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- Hmm?
- But, guys,
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Mr. Stevens liked my pitch.
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He said it was interesting.
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You don't know what "interesting" means.
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What if you took off all of your clothes
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and your girlfriend says, "Interesting"
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and then leaves the room?
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Do you think she's coming back?
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Depends... is it hot
or cold in the room?
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Boy, that's not the point!
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You spoke out of turn!
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You could have gotten both of us fired.
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Oh. I'm sorry. I...
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I didn't realize that.
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Well...
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Well, I couldn't get fired
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'cause I have a very
tight lawsuit, but you?
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You don't have tapes.
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You blew it, college boy.
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Your days are numbered here.
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Excuse me.
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I have to go handle this...
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business.
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- What you guys doing?
- Quiet.
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She concentrating on
my science homework.
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Hey, hey, hey, get a few wrong
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so that they know I did it.
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You know that's the Stunts'
brand and everything, so...
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Stunts, it's actually
pretty interesting.
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- If you just...
- Pass.
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So, uh, where's Dr. Bow at?
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I got a weird mole I want to show her.
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She's meeting with Mrs. Keeley.
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You're letting Mom go to a
parent-teacher conference?
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Ugh, rookie move.
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Are you supposed to have street smarts?
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We told her that they stopped doing
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parent-teacher conferences years ago.
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Yeah. She also believes
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we don't get grades during
the month of Ramadan.
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Look, the point is,
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she's going to embarrass you,
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like when she dances.
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And it's gonna be sad...
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like when she dances.
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She's just talking to a teacher.
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How bad can it be?
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What's the deal-y, Mrs. Keeley?
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Give me the real-y.
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- I've got 40 more parents after this.
- Oh, that's fine.
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Yep. Mm-hmm.
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Here's some of Kyra's
most recent test scores.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh! She aced these!
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh. Uh-oh.
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Got that one wrong,
right there, actually.
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There's only 114 elements,
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unless they added four
that I don't know about.
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They did.
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They... They, uh...
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Oh. Okay. Well...
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guess that's why you're the teacher...
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... and I am the doctor.
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So anyway...
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Kyra has a real aptitude for chemistry.
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I mean, she's really drawn to it.
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She gets that from me. Yeah.
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I mean, I know she's only been with us
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for, like, a short amount of time,
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but I make a big impression.
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- I can see that.
- Is it the shoulders?
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Giveaway? Brr!
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So, there is a magnet school nearby
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that I think she'd be great for.
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That's incredible.
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Oh, my God, she must be so excited.
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Oh, no. She is not into it.
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- What?!
- Every time I bring it up,
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- she blows me off.
- Huh.
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I just can't get through to her.
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Well, I-I will talk to her
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because this is... this
is a big opportunity.
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I will tell her how attractive
a magnet school can be.
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Oh, my God, I didn't even
know I just did that.
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Did you hear that?
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Thank you, Dr. Johnson.
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Yep. Yep, okay.
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- I'll try one more.
- Thank you.
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Hey... Ooh.
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Ah!
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Tough afternoon, huh?
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Yeah, but you learned to listen to me
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and not ignore my years of experience.
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You won't do that again.
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- No, I won't.
- Mm.
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I just thought I had a good idea.
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Of course you didn't!
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You haven't had a good idea in a while.
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Like, leaving Howard...
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... that shirt.
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- Come on, son.
- You're right.
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I really feel like I
stepped on some toes.
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Charlie won't stop texting me GIFs
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of people getting knocked out.
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Look, this is a teachable moment.
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You messed up,
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but you can make it right
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by working twice as hard.
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You're not gonna be a
superstar overnight.
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Ah! There's our superstar!
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- What?
- Junior,
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the client loved your tag line.
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- Really?
- Yeah, they did.
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And I said there's nobody we'll find
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who says it better than you.
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So, we're just gonna have you record it.
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Now, important question...
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do you have an agent?
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Uh, no.
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Perfect! Yeah.
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We'll just have you sign a
standard Motown Contract.
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- Oh.
- But he has to get our coffees first, right?
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Please, please. We'll get
someone less important
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for that job. Uh, Josh!
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Yes, boss?
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- You're on coffee.
- Yes, boss...
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Take notice, Dre.
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One day, we could all be
working for your son.
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- Great shirt.
- Thank you.
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It's okay, Dad.
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Look at this as a teachable moment.
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A good idea can come from anywhere...
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Yeah.
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- Mom!
- Yeah?
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- Big news!
- Ooh!
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- Medium news.
- Tell me.
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I am the new voice of the
Southland Mutual campaign!
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What?!
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Oh, my God!
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That is huge!
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Voiceover.
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- Yep.
- Okay, d-do me a favor.
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Say this for me.
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"Previously, on 'Top Chef'... "
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- Previous...
- Okay, it's not huge, okay?
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The client just liked a little
pitch that he made, all right,
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so he's just recording a demo.
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- It's nothing to congratulate him about.
- Congratulations!
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- It's nothing to congratulate...
- Thanks, Mom.
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I'm gonna go upstairs and find out
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how much bank Flo the
Progressive lady makes.
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- All right.
- That is being proactive.
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Whoo!
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All right. That's exciting.
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- This is terrifying.
- What?
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The whole point of me taking him
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to work with me during his gap year
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was so that he could get
some real-life experience.
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It sounds like that's what he's getting.
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Getting lucky is not
real-life experience.
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What happens when the luck runs out.
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How do you know his
luck's gonna run out?
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It's luck, Bow! That's what it does.
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Oh, my God.
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That's why Pops was so
hard on me growing up,
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because he didn't want me
to get caught off guard
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when the other shoe dropped.
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I thought Pops was hard on you
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because you look so much
like Ruby around the eyes.
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- That didn't help.
- Mm.
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But Pops was right.
270
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You know, maybe Junior
does well tomorrow.
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- Mm.
- He gets signed, he makes some money,
272
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he impresses a girl.
273
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But the girl only likes him
because he's on a hot streak.
274
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Voice work runs out, so does the girl.
275
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Now he can't sleep.
276
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Stress builds! He needs a nightcap!
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The booze doesn't work,
so he turns to medicine.
278
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Medicine turns to pills,
279
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and the pills he thinks is good
280
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because they come from a doctor.
281
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Are you on pills right now?
282
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No, I'm not on pills, Bow.
283
00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:09,269
I'm just thinking about our son
284
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ending up in front of a hardware store,
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trying to earn $10 the
best way that he can!
286
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Okay. Yeah.
287
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You are ridiculous.
288
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- Me? I'm ridiculous?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
289
00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,680
Okay, s-sex for money, Bow!
290
00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,389
Or him helping somebody build a deck!
291
00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,889
Either way, our son's gonna
be wearing tight shorts!
292
00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:32,199
Hey, Special K.
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That's a drug reference, Dr. Bow.
294
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Is it?
295
00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:37,639
I knew that.
296
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I came in here to talk to
you about getting high...
297
00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,820
on opportunity.
298
00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:46,309
Yeah, sweetheart, listen.
299
00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:50,879
Um, so, Mrs. Keeley told me
300
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about the magnet school.
301
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I'm so excited.
302
00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:56,049
So she also told you I'm not interested.
303
00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,819
What?! Why not?
304
00:09:57,820 --> 00:10:01,439
No, Kyra, this is a chance
to get a leg up in life.
305
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:02,889
You... You got to...
306
00:10:02,890 --> 00:10:05,199
You got to take these
opportunities when they come.
307
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,429
I just see so much
308
00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:09,599
- untapped potential...
- Untapped potential.
309
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,899
... in you, and it's just that you're...
310
00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,240
- you're a leader, not a follower.
- Leader, not a follower.
311
00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,100
Yes.
312
00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,180
Yes. And I-I just think
313
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you would really benefit from...
314
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A change of scenery.
315
00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,609
Maybe.
316
00:10:22,610 --> 00:10:25,749
Ooh, my girl's psychic, psychic.
317
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,319
That's not what psychic is...
318
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:30,659
Yeah, I've heard these speeches a lot.
319
00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:33,019
Kyra, I just...
320
00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:35,289
I feel like you should change schools.
321
00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:38,460
I think you should be somewhere
that has more to offer.
322
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,099
I'm good right where I'm at.
323
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:41,669
- Kyra...
- I know what's best for me.
324
00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:42,869
You don't even really know me.
325
00:10:42,870 --> 00:10:44,869
I know you!
326
00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:46,169
What's my middle name?
327
00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:47,439
- Ah... Psh, ah...
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
328
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,449
What's her favorite color?
329
00:10:48,450 --> 00:10:49,509
Uh... Ah!
330
00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:53,500
Turquoise... for both. What?
331
00:10:53,580 --> 00:10:55,509
Kyra... Turquoise
332
00:10:55,510 --> 00:10:56,749
loves turquoise.
333
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:57,759
- Come on.
- Okay.
334
00:10:57,760 --> 00:10:59,419
- Up we go.
- All right.
335
00:10:59,420 --> 00:11:01,319
- Well, listen, I... Okay.
- We're just gonna finish up our homework.
336
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,849
- I just want to be honest, though.
- Yeah.
337
00:11:02,850 --> 00:11:04,519
I am terrible with middle names.
338
00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,989
I do not even know if I
gave Devante a middle name,
339
00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:09,380
- so it's not like I would've asked you that.
- Yeah.
340
00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,160
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. So...
341
00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,229
So Junior was set to
record the voiceover,
342
00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,899
and I knew the right
thing to do as a father
343
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,139
was to root for him to fail,
344
00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,799
and it looked like it was happening
345
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:23,200
in front of the client and all.
346
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,340
I... am so sorry.
347
00:11:28,450 --> 00:11:29,909
Don't worry about it. Let's try one.
348
00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:31,840
- All right.
- Okay.
349
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:34,389
Hey, give it your best shot, son.
350
00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:36,680
All right.
351
00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,889
Southland Mutual...
352
00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:41,339
It's your money... Yeah.
353
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,989
Perfect. What?
354
00:11:42,990 --> 00:11:44,399
- You nailed it!
- What?!
355
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,129
- Did I get the job?
- No.
356
00:11:46,130 --> 00:11:48,160
Yes. You're the voice
of Southland Mutual.
357
00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,990
- All right!
- But he only did it o...
358
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,599
Dre! Right, the client's
happy, we're happy.
359
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,139
Hey, that's lunch, everybody!
360
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:55,540
- Josh!
- All right!
361
00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,579
What?
362
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:02,509
Yes, okay.
363
00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:04,700
- What's all this?
- Everything you need
364
00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,379
to convince a young girl
365
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:09,160
how rewarding a life in science can be.
366
00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:11,219
This is my med school diploma,
367
00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:13,419
these are medical journals
368
00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:14,959
that I've been published in, and...
369
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,729
... an ATM receipt.
370
00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:19,359
Yes, I know it's a little crass, but...
371
00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,729
it's proof.
372
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,869
I get paid. I mean, it's a...
373
00:12:22,870 --> 00:12:25,299
it's a little low 'cause we
just paid the property tax,
374
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,460
but you see how... Look at that.
375
00:12:26,560 --> 00:12:29,439
All of this is to convince Kyra
376
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:32,250
that she should transfer
to the magnet school.
377
00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:33,400
Come on, Mom.
378
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:35,649
Her school is where Stunts
and all her friends are.
379
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,849
Look how happy she is.
380
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,759
Oh, wow. Check that out.
381
00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:46,989
She does look happy.
382
00:12:46,990 --> 00:12:49,630
Yeah, I guess that would
be hard, you know,
383
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,160
leaving all your friends,
starting all over again.
384
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,370
Exactly.
385
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:54,669
Why do you think I haven't
applied to clown college?
386
00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:56,480
Because I got the grades.
387
00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,539
- Oh, look, you're in this one.
- Kyra, you guys, check this out.
388
00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,269
- Ooh! Oh, you do not need to see th...
- Oh!
389
00:13:00,270 --> 00:13:02,320
"I'm Dr. Johnson. I
keep on having babies
390
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,539
even though I know how bodies work.
391
00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:07,020
And I get paid!
392
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,559
I mean, that...
393
00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,619
that could've been any Dr. Johnson.
394
00:13:13,650 --> 00:13:16,249
I haven't had a baby in
two years, little girl!
395
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,459
That put out the fire completely.
396
00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:21,759
- Oh.
- Yeah.
397
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,159
Hey! There he is.
398
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,129
Hey, we're just having some, uh,
celebration cake for Junior.
399
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,469
- Really?
- Yeah.
400
00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:29,299
Yesterday, he was a lowly intern.
401
00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:31,259
Today, he's the voice
of a regional bank.
402
00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:32,299
- Mm.
- Uh-huh.
403
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,819
And tomorrow, we'll be staying
404
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:36,299
at Circus Circus in Las Vegas.
405
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,309
Check your inbox.
406
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,609
There's a bill for a two-night
stay at Circus Circus.
407
00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,179
So you guys are just...
408
00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,439
handing out cake now?
409
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,919
Dre, you once demanded cake
when you parked really good.
410
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:46,320
I backed in.
411
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,689
D-Dad, just have a slice of cake.
412
00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:49,919
No, I'm... I'm good, son. Thank you.
413
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,659
- Come on, Dre.
- Hey, I'm a diabetic.
414
00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,690
That didn't stop you
when we had that cake
415
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,289
that was shaped like a pair of Jordans.
416
00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:58,859
You ate the laces like you
were "Lady and the Tramp."
417
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,159
Okay, well, y-you know what, man?
418
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,669
I'm... I'm more of a
cookies kind of guy.
419
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,299
That's your favorite topping for cakes.
420
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,699
Dad, just have a small piece.
421
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,000
I don't want the damn cake, all right!
422
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,380
What is your problem?!
423
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,279
First, I can't speak up.
424
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,119
And then I do say something
and kill it twice,
425
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,089
and you still can't give it up for me!
426
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,719
Why can't you celebrate my success
427
00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,020
for even a second?!
428
00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:30,279
You know what? It's whatever.
429
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,969
Wow, Dre.
430
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:38,560
You are a bad dad.
431
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:42,120
And I never felt so close
to you in my life.
432
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,100
We're gonna get through this.
433
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,700
Oh...
434
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,340
Hey, Pops.
435
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:51,989
Can I talk to you for a second?
436
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:54,779
I knew I should've read
the paper in the library.
437
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,179
Go ahead. Look,
438
00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,879
when I get bored, I'm leaving.
439
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:58,920
Okay.
440
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,259
So you may have heard that Junior's had
441
00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,229
a little overnight success.
442
00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,279
Yeah.
443
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,889
Already borrowed 100 bucks from him.
444
00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:07,519
He thought it was a loan.
445
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:11,440
Mm.
446
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:12,979
So what's the problem?
447
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,639
Me.
448
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,760
I basically hated on him
every step of the way.
449
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:18,959
All I was worried about
450
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,079
was making sure he was
ready for failure,
451
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,669
but, Pops...
452
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:24,669
- he hasn't failed.
- Oh...
453
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,309
I never had that problem with you.
454
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:27,759
You're in uncharted waters, boy.
455
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,109
Hmm.
456
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:32,219
So I'm supposed to just keep
preparing him for failure?
457
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,949
Yeah, if you want to be a good father.
458
00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:35,220
The world is hard.
459
00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:37,679
That means you got to be hard on him
460
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,007
so that nothing in life
461
00:15:39,008 --> 00:15:40,389
- sneaks up on him.
- Hmm.
462
00:15:40,390 --> 00:15:42,289
- Catches him off guard.
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:15:42,290 --> 00:15:44,189
Like, uh...
464
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,680
when you made the football team.
465
00:15:46,230 --> 00:15:48,220
Oh, man, I was so excited.
466
00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:49,799
I ran inside to tell you,
467
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,099
and all you could say
was I was too small
468
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,620
and too fat and was never gonna play.
469
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:55,279
And I was right. You never did play
470
00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,720
because you were too small and too fat.
471
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:58,019
Ah...
472
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,000
- Everybody called me Mini-Fridge.
- See!
473
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,680
I kept it real with you, son.
474
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,060
'Cause I knew the world was
gonna keep it real with you.
475
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,760
Yeah...
476
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,429
Yeah.
477
00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:09,999
And...
478
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,330
it wouldn't have killed me
to let you have your moment.
479
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,680
Really?
480
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:14,939
Oh, yeah, son.
481
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,519
It was a big deal that you made the team
482
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,160
on account of your
height and your weight.
483
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:22,380
- Thank you, Pops.
- Mm-hmm.
484
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,779
Say, you know what? Maybe
it's not too late for me
485
00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,379
to have this conversation
with Junior about...
486
00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:28,520
- It's... it's... I...
- Oh, good Lord.
487
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,560
Good talking to you, too.
488
00:16:34,180 --> 00:16:35,989
Hey, Kyra!
489
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:37,340
I got your laundry!
490
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,459
That's not my laundry. It's Diane's.
491
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:42,199
Oh... silly me. Oh!
492
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,960
Well, I'm here, so let's talk.
493
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:48,880
So...
494
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:53,820
I think I know why you
don't want to transfer.
495
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,609
You don't want to leave
your friends behind.
496
00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:57,149
Nice try, but I really
just don't want to
497
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,880
- start all over again.
- Start all over again.
498
00:16:58,940 --> 00:16:59,979
What?
499
00:16:59,980 --> 00:17:02,079
No. Mnh-mnh.
500
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,049
I just feel like I've
501
00:17:04,050 --> 00:17:06,219
- had enough change already.
- Had enough change already.
502
00:17:06,220 --> 00:17:08,040
- Stop it.
- Mm.
503
00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,439
I just... I'm just saying that...
504
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,629
That you don't want
to leave your friends
505
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:15,259
and your school?
506
00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:16,850
Because they're the only constant things
507
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,080
you've had in your life?
508
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,079
Maybe.
509
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,179
I know it's hard to leave
everything that you know,
510
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:26,860
but... what if we find
you a great school
511
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,800
where you already know people?
512
00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,260
What are you talking about?
513
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,649
Bow-Bow's got ideas.
514
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:40,600
Hey, son. How's it going?
515
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:42,980
Are you drinking?
516
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,619
Nah, it's a mocktail.
517
00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:46,120
Helps take the edge off.
518
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,269
- Smooth.
- Ah.
519
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,599
Well, maybe
520
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,200
it'll pair well with this.
521
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,740
But, Dad, I had cake.
522
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:56,809
The problem was you wouldn't have any.
523
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:58,499
Damn it, son, I'm trying, okay?!
524
00:17:58,500 --> 00:17:59,899
It's called a grand gesture!
525
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:01,080
It... Forget it.
526
00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:06,640
Look, son...
527
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:09,100
I just want to say
that I'm proud of you.
528
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:12,289
You know, you spoke up at work,
529
00:18:12,290 --> 00:18:13,700
- you spoke...
- Oh, yeah, man, it just...
530
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,159
It just felt like the right
thing to do, you know.
531
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,320
Okay, but that's not what I'm proud of.
532
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,259
All right. But after that,
533
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,350
- you got a shot at recording.
- Thanks, Dad.
534
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:22,499
You know, it... it really
just clicked when I...
535
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:25,069
But that's not what
I'm proud of, either.
536
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:28,339
You got lucky, and they
liked what you did,
537
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,280
and you got the gig.
538
00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:33,300
So... are you proud of that?
539
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,240
Yes, fool! Yes!
540
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,919
Look.
541
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,779
I was raised by a father
who could only see
542
00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,880
the bad things that could happen.
543
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,479
You know, did that help with my career?
544
00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,490
For sure.
545
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,689
But then I got caught up
546
00:18:49,690 --> 00:18:51,229
in only seeing the bad things
547
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:52,659
that could happen with you,
548
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:53,660
and I missed out
549
00:18:53,661 --> 00:18:55,860
on the good things that did happen.
550
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:59,680
Son, I just want to say that...
551
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,460
you did great this week.
552
00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:06,700
Can I pour you one?
553
00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:09,339
It's just Sprite and,
uh, Tummy Time Tea,
554
00:19:09,340 --> 00:19:11,740
but, uh, it'll get you there.
555
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,849
Get me where? Eh, you know what?
556
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:14,880
Never mind.
557
00:19:14,890 --> 00:19:16,089
That'll be fine. I'll take it.
558
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,260
Neat.
559
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,849
Hi!
560
00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:20,440
Guess what, guys!
561
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,659
Kyra has decided
562
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,889
to apply to Valley Glen Prep.
563
00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,259
- What?
- Cool!
564
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,359
Remember who was there first.
565
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,899
They have a great science program,
566
00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,329
and she's gonna be there
with people that she knows,
567
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,699
'cause of Jack and Diane.
568
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,599
- Yay!
- Yay!
569
00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:39,040
Such surprising and expensive news.
570
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,709
And maybe Junior can donate
571
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:44,309
some of that Southland Mutual money.
572
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,779
- Ooh.
- Yeah!
573
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,220
No!
574
00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,320
- Yeah!
- Okay...
575
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,840
No!
576
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,890
- Yeah!!
- Dre.
577
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,080
Maybe...
578
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,570
Turn off the light, man.
579
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,570
I got to get up at 5:00 a.m.
580
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,050
Stevens needs a ton of
copies first thing,
581
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:10,640
and I still got to hook up
Charlie's hippopota-printer.
582
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:12,480
What a dingus.
583
00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:15,410
Bet you can't wait to not have
to work for those jerks anymore.
584
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:18,500
Honestly, as crazy as that place is,
585
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,420
I really enjoy being around
the whole creative process.
586
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,350
You think maybe you want
to major in advertising
587
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,260
when you go to college?
588
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:28,080
You know...
589
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:31,000
I don't really know if I want
to go to college anymore.
590
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,069
What's wrong?
591
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:37,660
I don't know what it is.
592
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,000
I just know that it's bad.
593
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:40,240
Oh, my God!
594
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:45,600
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