Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:12,151
No! Stop following me!
Go away!
2
00:00:18,571 --> 00:00:20,971
Harper!
3
00:00:22,471 --> 00:00:24,233
Really?!
4
00:00:25,099 --> 00:00:26,663
Alex, I'm sorry.
5
00:00:26,697 --> 00:00:28,628
I knew you'd be annoyed
by physical activity,
6
00:00:28,663 --> 00:00:30,228
so I'm training
while you're asleep.
7
00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:31,495
Well, I'm awake.
8
00:00:31,528 --> 00:00:33,593
Your invisible
dogs woke me up.
9
00:00:34,995 --> 00:00:36,959
Alex, I'm training
for the marathon.
10
00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,925
And sorry about
the dog noises.
11
00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:43,061
It helps me run faster when I feel
like dogs are about to eat my face.
12
00:00:43,095 --> 00:00:46,331
Why would you ever
want to run 26 miles?
13
00:00:46,366 --> 00:00:49,797
The same reason you stayed on the
couch for the entire month of July.
14
00:00:49,832 --> 00:00:51,497
Oh, I get it!
15
00:00:51,532 --> 00:00:53,931
A sense of accomplishment.
16
00:00:55,133 --> 00:00:58,367
Setting a goal and
then achieving it.
17
00:00:58,402 --> 00:01:01,632
Well, then, I guess
I should be supportive here.
18
00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:03,565
All right, what's the
thing that people say?
19
00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,666
Oh, yeah...
Keep it down!
20
00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:05,900
Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
21
00:02:11,073 --> 00:02:12,606
Har... Harper!
22
00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,174
What's up,
what're you doing?
23
00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:16,675
I'm blending up all this
fruit to make a smoothie.
24
00:02:16,709 --> 00:02:19,276
That's actually
an awesome idea.
25
00:02:19,311 --> 00:02:21,411
A drinkable meal.
26
00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:23,012
I really hate chewing.
27
00:02:24,848 --> 00:02:27,415
Birds are so lucky. Their moms
just chew up their food
28
00:02:27,449 --> 00:02:29,649
and they spit it
right in their mouths.
29
00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:32,551
I really wish my dad
married a bird.
30
00:02:41,826 --> 00:02:43,126
Hey, honey!
31
00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,827
Look how healthy
Harper's eating.
32
00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:47,795
Oh, yeah! You know she's
training to run a marathon.
33
00:02:48,129 --> 00:02:50,330
You must be very proud
of your daughter.
34
00:02:52,332 --> 00:02:54,632
Yes, we are.
That's our daughter.
35
00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,767
Come on, she's not
your daughter.
36
00:02:58,502 --> 00:03:00,402
Hey, guys! Check it out.
37
00:03:00,437 --> 00:03:03,537
If you put cereal on hot dogs,
it counts as breakfast.
38
00:03:05,506 --> 00:03:07,173
That's your daughter.
39
00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:09,041
Yeah.
40
00:03:09,075 --> 00:03:11,609
It's so hard to be
filled with pride
41
00:03:11,644 --> 00:03:13,077
and have no one
to give it to.
42
00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:15,679
Hey, you should
be proud of me.
43
00:03:15,713 --> 00:03:18,448
I got a whole bookcase full
of trophies in my bedroom.
44
00:03:18,482 --> 00:03:20,416
The... Scholastic Decathlon,
45
00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,651
debate team and the Alien
Language League, among others.
46
00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:26,987
And that's not even counting ribbons
or my pat-on-the-back photo album.
47
00:03:27,021 --> 00:03:29,456
You know, honey, we
are very proud of you.
48
00:03:29,490 --> 00:03:31,590
But... come on,
49
00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:33,358
those awards required
50
00:03:33,393 --> 00:03:36,861
no physical movement
on your part.
51
00:03:36,895 --> 00:03:40,196
All right, I'm gonna start training
for that marathon right now.
52
00:03:40,231 --> 00:03:43,799
Right after I get a pedicure to
strengthen my toenails for the big run.
53
00:03:48,203 --> 00:03:50,770
All right, come on, Harper.
54
00:03:50,804 --> 00:03:54,206
Eat your breakfast dog so that we can
go upstairs and do some couch-camping.
55
00:03:55,241 --> 00:03:57,542
Alex, that's so unhealthy.
56
00:03:57,576 --> 00:04:01,345
My body's a machine and I have to fuel it
with the best that nature has to offer.
57
00:04:01,379 --> 00:04:04,881
Well, I got these
from the hot dog guy,
58
00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:07,048
and he definitely
smells like nature.
59
00:04:08,550 --> 00:04:10,417
Alex, I'm in training.
60
00:04:10,452 --> 00:04:14,654
You still haven't given up on
that crazy marathon idea yet?
61
00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,856
It's been, like...
62
00:04:16,891 --> 00:04:18,925
Like, four hours.
63
00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:22,761
When I set my mind to
something, I stay on it
64
00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,029
until I come out a winner.
65
00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:25,897
Remember all those
spelling bees I entered?
66
00:04:25,931 --> 00:04:27,932
I kept at it until I won.
67
00:04:28,834 --> 00:04:30,401
Yeah, I remember.
68
00:04:30,435 --> 00:04:32,369
Who won that
tae kwon do contest?
69
00:04:32,404 --> 00:04:34,838
That's right. This girl.
70
00:04:37,374 --> 00:04:40,476
That smoothie didn't
even see it coming.
71
00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:50,951
Justin, I just got your text
72
00:04:52,787 --> 00:04:54,154
and I am so on it, man.
73
00:04:54,188 --> 00:04:56,289
I'm going to train you
to win that marathon.
74
00:04:56,323 --> 00:04:59,224
All right, dude, let's do what it
takes 'cause I need this trophy.
75
00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:01,427
Well, then we start right now.
Crab walk!
76
00:05:01,461 --> 00:05:04,296
- Crab walk. Crab walk.
- Crab walk?
77
00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:06,464
Crab walk it out.
Love that!
78
00:05:06,499 --> 00:05:08,299
Love that. Bring it up,
let's do a duck walk.
79
00:05:08,334 --> 00:05:11,302
Let's do a duck walk! Quack, quack,
quack it out. Love that, love that.
80
00:05:11,337 --> 00:05:13,871
Let's cool it down. Let's just
cool it down with some leapfrogs.
81
00:05:13,906 --> 00:05:15,406
- Leapfrogs?
- Ready!
82
00:05:17,809 --> 00:05:19,777
Love it. Good extension.
83
00:05:19,811 --> 00:05:21,644
- Good release.
- Feels good.
84
00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:29,483
Is that your son?
85
00:05:30,651 --> 00:05:32,018
No!
86
00:05:46,395 --> 00:05:48,128
I'm not wearing my cat suit!
87
00:05:48,162 --> 00:05:51,130
I told you I never would.
Please just stop chasing me.
88
00:05:52,399 --> 00:05:53,866
Harper!
89
00:05:55,768 --> 00:05:57,402
Harper!
90
00:06:03,108 --> 00:06:06,311
Alex! I could have fallen.
91
00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:08,846
Harper, when you moved in here,
92
00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:12,982
you promised me that you would
never, ever, ever run a marathon.
93
00:06:13,017 --> 00:06:14,550
Dear, I never said that.
94
00:06:16,353 --> 00:06:19,754
Look, I'm half asleep, so my lies
aren't really good right now.
95
00:06:20,822 --> 00:06:22,323
Alex, I'm sorry,
96
00:06:22,357 --> 00:06:24,958
but I've got to keep training.
I'm up to eight miles.
97
00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,826
If all goes well, I should be
able to finish a marathon in...
98
00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:30,393
About three years. Yeah.
99
00:06:34,563 --> 00:06:37,532
Three more years
of that squeaking?
100
00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:42,568
I've never used magic
before my alarm clock went off.
101
00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,372
I don't have an alarm clock.
102
00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:53,145
I wish there was some sort
of finish-a-marathon spell.
103
00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:55,180
Oh, look, a
finish-a-marathon spell!
104
00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,216
I love magic.
105
00:07:03,787 --> 00:07:05,522
Thanks, Alex.
106
00:07:05,556 --> 00:07:06,823
You're so supportive.
107
00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,161
All right!
108
00:07:12,195 --> 00:07:14,129
Come on, Finkle!
You can do this!
109
00:07:14,164 --> 00:07:15,830
Push it, push it,
push it!
110
00:07:17,432 --> 00:07:19,766
"Gnip-gnop, hippity-hop,
111
00:07:19,801 --> 00:07:22,735
run 26.2 miles,
then stop."
112
00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:29,341
These protein bars work fast.
113
00:07:37,314 --> 00:07:39,215
Thanks for coming out.
114
00:07:41,151 --> 00:07:43,686
Oh, cool! Are we gonna
throw that at the runners?
115
00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:47,188
No, this a drinkable meal.
I'm selling them.
116
00:07:47,223 --> 00:07:49,391
This is a special blend of
coffee, eggs, hash browns,
117
00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,592
and a napkin.
118
00:07:51,627 --> 00:07:54,462
So you don't have to wipe your
face after you're done drinking it.
119
00:07:55,897 --> 00:07:57,697
Max, people aren't
gonna stop running
120
00:07:57,732 --> 00:07:59,499
to buy your cups of mud.
121
00:07:59,533 --> 00:08:03,135
Alex, you're obviously
not a business person.
122
00:08:03,169 --> 00:08:05,103
They run by, grab the cup,
123
00:08:05,137 --> 00:08:08,005
I write down their
number and bill them.
124
00:08:09,741 --> 00:08:12,809
Well, good luck trying to track
down the runners from Kenya.
125
00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:17,547
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Sorry. Sorry.
126
00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:24,787
Oh, hey, Alex! I've got the
Alien Language League members
127
00:08:24,821 --> 00:08:27,489
set up at every mile
to cheer Justin on.
128
00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:30,158
Well, up until mile four,
then we ran out of people.
129
00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:38,032
Oh, my gosh!
It's Harper!
130
00:08:38,066 --> 00:08:41,268
She's the lead runner.
She could win this thing.
131
00:08:41,302 --> 00:08:43,203
Let's run to
the finish line.
132
00:08:43,237 --> 00:08:47,540
- That's four miles.
- You're right. Let's take a cab.
133
00:08:47,574 --> 00:08:50,509
- Oh, shotgun!
- Sure. It's a cab.
134
00:08:52,712 --> 00:08:54,445
Hold on.
135
00:08:56,680 --> 00:09:00,383
A 16 year-old girl with three weeks of
training is going to win a marathon?
136
00:09:00,417 --> 00:09:02,985
Does that seem
weird to you, Alex?
137
00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,953
Oh, my gosh!
It's a miracle!
138
00:09:05,987 --> 00:09:09,889
Go, Harper!
Slow down, but go!
139
00:09:12,691 --> 00:09:15,360
Harper, we are
so proud of you!
140
00:09:15,395 --> 00:09:17,295
Where should we display
your winning trophy?
141
00:09:17,330 --> 00:09:19,797
- In my room.
- Oh, don't be silly!
142
00:09:21,668 --> 00:09:24,869
Other people should know that
a Russo won the marathon.
143
00:09:25,104 --> 00:09:26,803
She's not a Russo.
144
00:09:27,038 --> 00:09:29,639
Until one of you kids
wins a marathon, she is.
145
00:09:34,211 --> 00:09:37,346
Congratulations, Harper. You
know what I'm gonna do for you?
146
00:09:37,381 --> 00:09:41,448
I'm going to make you my special
after-marathon-get-relaxed smoothie.
147
00:09:41,483 --> 00:09:45,018
Herbal tea, warm milk and
a jasmine-scented candle.
148
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,988
But Max, you're not allowed
to play with candles anymore.
149
00:09:48,023 --> 00:09:50,057
Or a blender,
so shut up about it.
150
00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:03,032
Justin, you made it.
Where you been?
151
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:05,834
I was finishing the marathon.
Where were you?
152
00:10:06,268 --> 00:10:08,936
I wore the alien mask,
like we discussed,
153
00:10:08,970 --> 00:10:12,239
when I crossed the finish line, and there
was no one there to take the picture.
154
00:10:12,274 --> 00:10:17,111
Without the picture
it was just... stupid.
155
00:10:17,145 --> 00:10:20,013
I'm sorry, dude. I got distracted
watching Harper win the marathon.
156
00:10:20,048 --> 00:10:24,116
It was amazing. She was like my weird Uncle
Charlie, chasing after the garbage truck.
157
00:10:24,151 --> 00:10:27,154
It was... a sight to see.
158
00:10:27,188 --> 00:10:30,025
Wait a minute! So you're saying
that Harper won the marathon?
159
00:10:30,459 --> 00:10:31,960
Yeah, but don't worry, honey.
160
00:10:31,994 --> 00:10:34,362
You still have all those
trophies from...
161
00:10:34,396 --> 00:10:35,996
That book stuff.
162
00:10:37,698 --> 00:10:39,665
I didn't even see her.
It was like...
163
00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,033
It was...
164
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:43,502
She must have passed me when
I was putting on the mask.
165
00:10:43,636 --> 00:10:45,070
Yeah.
166
00:10:45,105 --> 00:10:48,606
Well, I'm gonna go soak my
feet, try to save the toenails.
167
00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:54,311
Alex, Harper, a word.
168
00:10:55,647 --> 00:11:00,350
Look what I found in the
area-where-Alex-hides-things area.
169
00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:04,853
Well, it's time to move
that area again.
170
00:11:05,187 --> 00:11:08,389
A page torn out of
The Cheaters' Book of Spells.
171
00:11:08,924 --> 00:11:10,424
Daddy, I...
172
00:11:10,459 --> 00:11:13,260
I think you and I should
probably talk about that alone.
173
00:11:13,295 --> 00:11:15,028
Not that I know
what that is or...
174
00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:18,431
It describes a spell to help
someone finish a marathon.
175
00:11:18,665 --> 00:11:20,533
And now we need
to talk about
176
00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:23,535
not knowing what
"talking alone" means.
177
00:11:23,570 --> 00:11:26,271
Oh, my gosh, Alex! You used
magic on me so I'd win?!
178
00:11:26,305 --> 00:11:29,207
Not on you.
Just your feet.
179
00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:33,144
I'm sorry, Harper. I just couldn't take
it anymore, your constant training,
180
00:11:33,178 --> 00:11:37,247
and your healthy eating. You said you were
gonna keep at it until you finished one.
181
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:39,482
You know, Alex, I thought
you learned your lesson
182
00:11:39,517 --> 00:11:42,552
when we grounded you when you did this
to Harper at the fifth-grade spelling bee.
183
00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:44,053
Hey, I won that!
184
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:48,490
Oh, my gosh!
185
00:11:48,524 --> 00:11:51,525
My fifth grade spelling
bee trophy is a total sham?
186
00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:55,928
Well, Harper, you didn't know about
magic back then so I couldn't tell you.
187
00:11:55,963 --> 00:11:58,397
Are all of my achievements
a lie because of you?
188
00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:00,199
No. Not all of them.
189
00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:02,867
You... you dressed
yourself today.
190
00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:10,040
Mr. Russo, may I please see
The Cheater's Book of Spells?
191
00:12:10,075 --> 00:12:11,608
Sure.
192
00:12:14,045 --> 00:12:15,712
"Win at jumping roping spell."
193
00:12:16,246 --> 00:12:17,280
Guilty.
194
00:12:17,314 --> 00:12:19,915
"Achieve black belt
in tae kwon do."
195
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,983
Guilty.
196
00:12:22,217 --> 00:12:23,784
"Picked first for kickball?!"
197
00:12:23,818 --> 00:12:26,319
I'm surprised you didn't
figure that one out on your own.
198
00:12:28,389 --> 00:12:29,889
Well, that's just great, Alex.
199
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:33,126
Some of my biggest achievements
in life are lies because of you.
200
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,994
Now, I wouldn't say
201
00:12:35,028 --> 00:12:37,229
"picked first in kickball"
202
00:12:37,263 --> 00:12:39,230
is a big achievement.
203
00:12:40,465 --> 00:12:42,966
Well, I guess I wouldn't know.
204
00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:50,738
We don't have to give
back the trophy, right?
205
00:12:54,736 --> 00:12:56,737
So you're telling me
206
00:12:56,771 --> 00:13:00,173
that Alex used magic so Harper
would win the marathon?
207
00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:02,608
I can't believe
it's all been a lie.
208
00:13:04,211 --> 00:13:06,478
How could Alex do
this to our daughter?
209
00:13:08,948 --> 00:13:10,715
So the trophy's a fake?
210
00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:12,984
This is the best news ever!
211
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:16,586
Well, Harper's pretty
broken up about it.
212
00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:19,389
So what? Alex cheated.
213
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,057
She's a cheater!
214
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,759
I can still be the first Russo
to win an athletic trophy.
215
00:13:23,794 --> 00:13:26,929
I'm gonna train hard, eat right
and win the next marathon.
216
00:13:26,963 --> 00:13:30,599
Yeah. I'll start as soon
as my toenails grow back.
217
00:13:36,474 --> 00:13:38,041
See what you've done?
218
00:13:38,076 --> 00:13:40,210
Not only have you hurt
Harper's feelings,
219
00:13:40,244 --> 00:13:43,779
but you've sent your brother
off on an unrealistic goal.
220
00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:47,416
Why? His toenails
will grow back.
221
00:13:49,652 --> 00:13:52,620
But, I do feel
bad about Harper.
222
00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:55,255
Well, I don't know how you're
going to make her feel better.
223
00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:59,159
I mean it's not like she can do
all those competitions over again.
224
00:13:59,193 --> 00:14:00,760
Oh, shoot!
225
00:14:02,495 --> 00:14:03,629
What's wrong?
226
00:14:03,663 --> 00:14:06,764
I think I accidentally
gave her an idea.
227
00:14:07,099 --> 00:14:09,233
Yes, you did!
228
00:14:15,873 --> 00:14:16,940
Okay.
229
00:14:18,209 --> 00:14:20,976
And... open your eyes!
230
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:25,580
It's bad enough you've ruined
all my victories with magic,
231
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:28,115
and now you've made a
banner to remind me of it?
232
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:31,253
No, no, no, we're gonna
recreate those competitions,
233
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,022
starting with your
fifth grade spelling bee.
234
00:14:34,057 --> 00:14:36,825
And I won't use magic this time,
so you can win fair and square.
235
00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:40,695
How do I know you're not using
magic to make me agree to do this?
236
00:14:43,899 --> 00:14:46,599
Would it make you feel better
if I let you hold my wand?
237
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,134
Yes, it would.
238
00:14:50,704 --> 00:14:53,406
No, no, take it back. That
thing gives me the creeps.
239
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,508
Don't be afraid, Finkle.
240
00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:59,845
Your first word might be
"bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk"!
241
00:14:59,879 --> 00:15:03,015
Are you calling the 18th Street
spelling bee champ a chicken?
242
00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:06,652
If the egg fits, lay it.
243
00:15:07,854 --> 00:15:09,855
Let's go, Carol!
244
00:15:13,393 --> 00:15:15,761
Okey. Are you ready
for your word, Max?
245
00:15:15,795 --> 00:15:17,329
Max.
246
00:15:19,064 --> 00:15:23,166
M-A-C-K-S.
247
00:15:23,201 --> 00:15:25,301
Max.
248
00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:27,069
That isn't your word.
249
00:15:27,104 --> 00:15:29,238
That's your name.
250
00:15:29,272 --> 00:15:31,040
And you misspelled it.
251
00:15:33,109 --> 00:15:35,310
I should've asked
for a definition.
252
00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:44,518
Okay, Carol,
your word is...
253
00:15:44,553 --> 00:15:48,685
Hippopotomonstroses-
quipedaliophobia.
254
00:15:52,153 --> 00:15:54,453
Could you use it
in a sentence?
255
00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,959
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalio-
phobia is an annoying word,
256
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:02,826
and I'm not gonna
say it again.
257
00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:07,631
That's the sentence.
258
00:16:12,936 --> 00:16:17,839
Hippopotomonstroses-
quipedaliophobia.
259
00:16:25,713 --> 00:16:31,650
H-I-P-P-O-P-O-T-O-M-O-N-S-T-R-O-S-E-
S-Q-U-I-P-E-D-A-L-I-O-P-H-O-B-I-A.
260
00:16:33,086 --> 00:16:36,221
Hippopotomonstroses-
quipedaliophobia.
261
00:16:38,257 --> 00:16:39,490
Correct.
262
00:16:40,859 --> 00:16:43,793
Okay, Harper,
your word is...
263
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,429
- "Sergeant."
- Easy one.
264
00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:47,730
Sergeant.
265
00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:53,635
S-E-R-G-A-E-N-T.
266
00:16:54,971 --> 00:16:57,006
Harper, that's not right.
267
00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,109
I'm sorry, you're out
of the competition.
268
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,980
Oh, cork it, Carol!
269
00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,385
Way to make me
feel better, Alex.
270
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,687
No, no, no! It's not
just one and done.
271
00:17:11,721 --> 00:17:13,288
We've got more.
Come on!
272
00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:19,459
2225, 2226, 2227, 2...
Why did you stop?
273
00:17:19,494 --> 00:17:23,262
Well, I could've gone longer, but it
looked like your dad was going to pass out.
274
00:17:24,364 --> 00:17:26,431
No, I'm fine.
275
00:17:26,466 --> 00:17:28,566
What?
276
00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:30,735
Is the room spinning?
277
00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:36,338
How do you do this?
I think I need a watch.
278
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,175
Jump rope.
Justin, get in there.
279
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:43,811
This is perfect cardio
for the marathon.
280
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,214
Teddy bear, Teddy
bear, turn around.
281
00:17:47,248 --> 00:17:50,817
Teddy bear, Teddy bear,
touch the ground.
282
00:17:50,851 --> 00:17:52,185
- Teddy bear...
- Zeke!
283
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:54,720
Do it in your head!
284
00:17:54,754 --> 00:17:56,621
Sorry. All right.
285
00:17:56,656 --> 00:17:58,656
And here we go and...
286
00:17:58,691 --> 00:17:59,957
- Now.
- Zeke.
287
00:17:59,992 --> 00:18:02,059
Okay, we're gonna go again.
Coming up right now.
288
00:18:02,094 --> 00:18:04,194
Here we go! Okay.
289
00:18:04,229 --> 00:18:06,129
And going again,
right now. Go!
290
00:18:06,164 --> 00:18:08,531
All right, go again, right now.
Quick, go! Go quick! Now!
291
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,099
Zeke! Okay...
292
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:12,301
You're messing
up my timing.
293
00:18:12,335 --> 00:18:14,736
- Hurry up, dude! My arms
are getting dizzy. - Dizzy?
294
00:18:14,770 --> 00:18:17,137
There, you missed.
Get out.
295
00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:24,276
All right, Harper,
show her how it's done.
296
00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:25,810
Daddy!
297
00:18:26,145 --> 00:18:27,378
Is it Christmas?
298
00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:37,120
- All right. - All right,
I just gotta beat 2227.
299
00:18:37,154 --> 00:18:39,922
People, grab a chair.
This is gonna take a while.
300
00:18:41,624 --> 00:18:43,358
One. One...
301
00:18:46,062 --> 00:18:48,597
And... one.
302
00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:52,533
Thank you.
303
00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:58,138
I'm sorry, Harper.
304
00:18:58,172 --> 00:18:59,672
Thanks for coming out.
305
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,674
My pleasure. Although I wish
you would've let her go first.
306
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,808
It would've saved me about
three hours of jumping rope.
307
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:12,047
Just take your victory
and leave, Connie!
308
00:19:14,950 --> 00:19:16,951
Oh... well, this...
309
00:19:16,985 --> 00:19:18,686
This is just like real life.
310
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:20,554
You can't win all
of them, right?
311
00:19:20,588 --> 00:19:23,322
But there's no way that you're
gonna lose the next one.
312
00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:28,726
I wasn't ready.
313
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,360
Get up! We're
not done here.
314
00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:32,829
- But she's done.
- Hey!
315
00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:36,131
In my day, the fight wasn't
over until you saw bone!
316
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:37,999
Give me my black belt.
317
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:39,200
Make me.
318
00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:40,467
- Hey...!
- Just kidding.
319
00:19:40,502 --> 00:19:42,236
You already made me.
320
00:19:42,670 --> 00:19:45,540
Daddy, why did you give
me this idea? It's horrible.
321
00:19:45,574 --> 00:19:47,042
That's not all
that's horrible.
322
00:19:47,076 --> 00:19:49,247
I'm pretty sure the
old lady ripped one.
323
00:19:52,686 --> 00:19:55,021
All right. It was me.
324
00:19:55,055 --> 00:19:56,889
It happens when I exert.
325
00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:02,259
I'd help her up, but then
you'd get another one.
326
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,178
Hey, Harper.
327
00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:13,879
I made you a smoothie
to cheer you up.
328
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,948
- You all right? - I'm okay.
I mean, it probably have felt good
329
00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:21,251
to win at least one
of the rematches.
330
00:20:22,386 --> 00:20:24,354
I'm so sorry, Harper.
331
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:26,222
Your friendship
means the world to me.
332
00:20:26,256 --> 00:20:29,524
And I only used magic because
I wanted you to feel good.
333
00:20:30,559 --> 00:20:33,227
I mean, I wouldn't have
set up all these rematches
334
00:20:33,261 --> 00:20:36,396
if I knew you were going
to lose all of them.
335
00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:40,467
It's okay. I mean, you don't have to
apologize, I learned something important.
336
00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:43,769
It's better to lose and know you lost
on your own than to cheat and win.
337
00:20:43,803 --> 00:20:48,972
I also learned how to say
"hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia".
338
00:20:49,007 --> 00:20:50,607
I learned one thing.
339
00:20:54,444 --> 00:20:56,877
When did you become the most
amazing person in my life?
340
00:20:57,211 --> 00:20:58,779
The first day we met
in kindergarten,
341
00:20:58,813 --> 00:21:01,414
when we had to take naps in
different rooms because we snored.
342
00:21:06,553 --> 00:21:08,521
Okay, so you're not gonna
use any more magic on me?
343
00:21:08,555 --> 00:21:09,922
- No.
- Even if I ask for it?
344
00:21:09,956 --> 00:21:14,559
Yep. But... Okay, what
if we're like really old,
345
00:21:14,593 --> 00:21:19,297
like 30, and then our
hair starts turning gray,
346
00:21:19,331 --> 00:21:22,164
and our skin looks
like Dad's old wallet,
347
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,964
and our butts
are dragging...
348
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:25,398
Okay, okay!
349
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,301
- We can use magic to fix that.
But nothing else. - Okay.
350
00:21:30,335 --> 00:21:33,771
It feels nice to have all my victories
and losses in life be magic-free.
351
00:21:35,005 --> 00:21:37,541
Well...
352
00:21:37,575 --> 00:21:40,311
Well, what?
353
00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:42,681
Remember when we were
kids at Coney Island,
354
00:21:42,715 --> 00:21:44,749
and we raced each other
to the hot dog stand?
355
00:21:44,783 --> 00:21:46,919
So, wait, you used
magic to beat me?
356
00:21:46,953 --> 00:21:49,955
- Well, then, why don't we just do
a rematch of that? - Seriously?
357
00:21:49,990 --> 00:21:51,990
We can just race to the
bus stop around the corner.
358
00:21:52,025 --> 00:21:55,694
- All right, Mr. Russo, you call "go".
- Okay, you ready, girls?
359
00:21:55,729 --> 00:21:59,131
Ready? Set. No magic!
360
00:21:59,166 --> 00:22:00,199
Daddy!
361
00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:02,234
I just really wanted
to tell you, honey,
362
00:22:02,268 --> 00:22:05,804
a minute ago I was proud of Harper,
but now I'm really proud of you, too.
363
00:22:05,838 --> 00:22:06,971
Okay, thank you.
364
00:22:07,006 --> 00:22:09,106
And I really just
wanted to make sure
365
00:22:09,140 --> 00:22:11,141
that you didn't
win the race.
366
00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:13,578
So, go ahead.
367
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,349
I'm sorry.
368
00:22:18,383 --> 00:22:22,787
I just really wanted to make
sure that I could be proud of you.
369
00:22:22,821 --> 00:22:24,921
Okay, go!
370
00:22:24,956 --> 00:22:26,790
Wait up, Harper!
371
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
26578
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
