Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,137 --> 00:00:06,083
Sync By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
2
00:00:06,010 --> 00:00:08,895
Oh, my gosh, she did it.
3
00:00:11,179 --> 00:00:13,844
The vampire took all the
jelly out of this donut.
4
00:00:15,405 --> 00:00:19,390
And no weight gain because you're dead.
5
00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,370
The jelly does kind of look like blood.
6
00:00:23,404 --> 00:00:25,958
Yeah, that's why vampires
always carry jelly donuts.
7
00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:29,657
- You're awesome.
- I know.
8
00:00:29,691 --> 00:00:33,489
And I don't say that to any of my brother's
girlfriends 'cause they're all monsters.
9
00:00:33,523 --> 00:00:36,509
I mean, there was a centaur, a werewolf.
10
00:00:36,543 --> 00:00:38,221
Well, I'm a vampire.
11
00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:40,334
Yeah, but you have normal feet.
12
00:00:40,368 --> 00:00:41,373
Oh, that's true.
13
00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:43,885
OK, I gotta ask you something.
14
00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:47,243
Why would someone as cool
as you be dating my brother?
15
00:00:47,277 --> 00:00:49,921
Well, I find that if you're a little
bit cooler than your boyfriend,
16
00:00:49,955 --> 00:00:51,631
he'll never dump you.
17
00:00:51,665 --> 00:00:53,975
Ohh!
18
00:00:55,519 --> 00:00:57,295
OK, now I have a question.
19
00:00:57,330 --> 00:01:00,642
When you turn to a bat,
where do your clothes go?
20
00:01:00,676 --> 00:01:04,659
You know, you're not really thinking
about it when you're going...
21
00:01:09,615 --> 00:01:11,555
Yeah, well, when you spend as much time
22
00:01:11,589 --> 00:01:13,596
making dresses like this...
23
00:01:15,036 --> 00:01:16,710
...you want to know where they're going.
24
00:01:18,585 --> 00:01:20,593
Wait, that's actually your dress?
25
00:01:20,627 --> 00:01:23,370
Oh, I thought you were
selling pens, I'm sorry.
26
00:01:23,404 --> 00:01:25,007
I know!
27
00:01:32,669 --> 00:01:35,479
Oh!
28
00:01:35,513 --> 00:01:37,852
- Hey, Juliet.
- Hey.
29
00:01:39,056 --> 00:01:40,325
What are you doing here?
30
00:01:40,359 --> 00:01:41,731
I really wish I could hang out,
31
00:01:41,765 --> 00:01:44,037
but I have a ton of independent
studying to do, so...
32
00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:46,612
No, that's fine. I just came to
hang out with Alex and Harper
33
00:01:46,647 --> 00:01:48,852
and show them the jelly
donut thing with the...
34
00:01:50,491 --> 00:01:53,330
That was actually really cool.
She did the whole...
35
00:01:53,365 --> 00:01:54,802
- With the...? Ah!
- Uh-huh.
36
00:01:57,110 --> 00:02:00,184
You know, I think it's great that
you guys are hanging out together.
37
00:02:00,219 --> 00:02:03,561
I mean, my sister, my girlfriend, and...
38
00:02:03,596 --> 00:02:05,365
Your ex-girlfriend.
39
00:02:06,804 --> 00:02:09,209
It's OK. You can say it, dear.
40
00:02:09,243 --> 00:02:11,014
We're all cool here. -
41
00:02:13,420 --> 00:02:15,023
OK, whatever you guys do, just, uh,
42
00:02:15,058 --> 00:02:16,828
don't do too much talking about me.
43
00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:19,769
There's a lot to talk about
but keep it to a minimal...
44
00:02:19,803 --> 00:02:20,838
OK.
45
00:02:25,851 --> 00:02:27,721
Justin, we're not talking about you! -
46
00:02:27,755 --> 00:02:30,126
I was just... I was just checkin', you know.
47
00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:31,497
Gotta go!
48
00:02:40,584 --> 00:02:42,052
?T׳ Yes, please ?T׳
49
00:02:33,629 --> 00:03:22,607
Sync By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
50
00:03:24,445 --> 00:03:27,651
OK, Max, let's try some spells.
51
00:03:27,686 --> 00:03:30,591
Look, you're my conscience.
You're not the boss of me,
52
00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:33,395
so just tell me what to do and keep quiet.
53
00:03:36,468 --> 00:03:38,337
OK.
54
00:03:38,372 --> 00:03:41,409
All right, schoolyard spells
sound cute and innocent,
55
00:03:41,443 --> 00:03:43,212
but they can be very dangerous.
56
00:03:43,247 --> 00:03:45,851
That's why you practice
them on a spell dummy.
57
00:03:48,056 --> 00:03:49,591
You're calling me a dummy?
58
00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:52,129
No. I said "spell dummy."
59
00:03:52,163 --> 00:03:53,599
Fine.
60
00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:58,105
D-U...
61
00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:01,140
M-M...
62
00:04:02,975 --> 00:04:03,975
Y.
63
00:04:06,177 --> 00:04:08,344
Now I'm calling you a dummy.
64
00:04:08,379 --> 00:04:11,179
Good. Now that we've go,
65
00:04:11,213 --> 00:04:12,846
let's get to the spell, shall we?
66
00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:17,049
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
67
00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:26,256
Max, how many times have I told you
68
00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:28,492
not to do magic in the living room!
69
00:04:28,526 --> 00:04:30,960
As many times as I've done it?
70
00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:37,199
I'm sorry, I've been encouraging
him to work on his wizard studies.
71
00:04:37,234 --> 00:04:40,869
Really? Well, that's great.
What else have you been doing?
72
00:04:40,903 --> 00:04:43,605
He's been tricking me into spelling things.
73
00:04:46,007 --> 00:04:50,476
Wow! You've been helping him
with his magic and schoolwork?
74
00:04:50,511 --> 00:04:53,445
And don't worry, I'll make
sure he cleans this mess up.
75
00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,581
Oh, you're like the son
I don't regret having.
76
00:05:00,752 --> 00:05:03,019
Oh, she means Justin!
77
00:05:14,663 --> 00:05:16,864
Monster hunter Justin Russo,
78
00:05:16,898 --> 00:05:19,764
on the lookout for monster activity.
79
00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:33,376
Yeah, you better just be a hydrant.
80
00:05:43,987 --> 00:05:46,588
So far, all seems quiet.
81
00:05:46,622 --> 00:05:49,689
Perhaps a little too quiet... -
82
00:05:49,723 --> 00:05:51,290
My monster alarm ruined it!
83
00:05:53,393 --> 00:05:55,026
My monster alarm ruined it!
84
00:05:55,061 --> 00:05:57,929
There's three monsters on Waverly Place.
I gotta call this in!
85
00:05:57,963 --> 00:06:00,031
Wait! I sounded panicky!
86
00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:05,435
I've got to call this in.
87
00:06:11,941 --> 00:06:13,541
What was the number?
88
00:06:13,575 --> 00:06:15,676
Ah! -
89
00:06:22,917 --> 00:06:28,354
Wizard Education Department, <
i>Rudy Tootietootie speaking. How could I
help you?
90
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:32,291
Uh, yes, this is, uh, Justin Russo,
junior monster hunter.
91
00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:35,561
I love the way that sounds!
92
00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:39,198
I would like to report three
unregistered monsters in my sector, sir.
93
00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,100
Three monsters?
94
00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,203
That's very good for a
junior monster hunter.
95
00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,672
Your mother must be very proud.
96
00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:50,442
My mother says my head's too square.
97
00:06:50,477 --> 00:06:54,180
I think your head suits your
shoulders very nicely, sir.
98
00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:59,918
Thank you. Now, when your
monster detector went off,
99
00:06:59,952 --> 00:07:01,386
what was the code that came up?
100
00:07:01,420 --> 00:07:04,522
Uh, I believe it was the letters
101
00:07:04,556 --> 00:07:07,023
R-U-N.
102
00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:10,457
What does that stand for?
103
00:07:10,492 --> 00:07:13,290
Nothing. It spells "run".
104
00:07:14,991 --> 00:07:17,593
You've got level six monsters on yo
ur hands.
105
00:07:17,627 --> 00:07:20,128
This is well beyond the scope of yo
ur independent study.
106
00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:24,231
We're going to send in professional monster
hunters.
107
00:07:24,265 --> 00:07:26,465
I get to work with
professional monster hunters?
108
00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,000
Sweet!
109
00:07:28,034 --> 00:07:32,369
We'll send our two best guys to capture the
monsters. What?
110
00:07:36,408 --> 00:07:40,177
Really? They were swallowed whole?
111
00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:43,747
Yeesh!
112
00:07:45,417 --> 00:07:48,952
We'll send our second-best guys,
113
00:07:48,986 --> 00:07:52,655
who I guess now officially are our best
guys.
114
00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:55,624
Goodbye.
115
00:07:57,260 --> 00:08:00,762
That kid is gonna be a bone necklace
inside of an hour.
116
00:08:00,797 --> 00:08:02,965
What are we gonna do?
117
00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,367
I don't know what to do.
118
00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,801
What do I have to do?
119
00:08:06,836 --> 00:08:09,804
Sir, you're still on the phone with me.
120
00:08:11,373 --> 00:08:12,974
Oh.
121
00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:14,976
I wasn't talking about you.
122
00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:18,180
I was talking about another bone
necklace.
123
00:08:22,783 --> 00:08:24,981
How do I hang this thing up?!
124
00:08:34,587 --> 00:08:37,021
It sure is quiet in here.
125
00:08:37,055 --> 00:08:39,790
Yeah. When my dad's out of town,
126
00:08:39,825 --> 00:08:42,459
I sometimes forget to put the open sign up.
127
00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:49,131
But I'll probably remember around 3:00,
128
00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:52,234
after everybody out
there's already had lunch.
129
00:08:52,268 --> 00:08:55,637
There's level six monsters on Waverly Place!
130
00:08:59,342 --> 00:09:00,708
Everyone stay calm.
131
00:09:05,247 --> 00:09:07,615
Everyone, take out the
emergency preparedness plan
132
00:09:07,650 --> 00:09:08,916
that I prepared in the fifth grade.
133
00:09:08,951 --> 00:09:10,885
No, no, no! Justin, what's going on?
134
00:09:10,919 --> 00:09:12,419
There's three monsters on Waverly Place.
135
00:09:12,454 --> 00:09:14,854
I detected them and reported them
to the Monster Hunter Council.
136
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,724
- Wait. Three monsters?
- Yes!
137
00:09:19,094 --> 00:09:20,094
On Waverly Place?
138
00:09:20,128 --> 00:09:21,728
That's exactly what I said.
139
00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,166
Hey, you know who you should tell that to?
140
00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:30,736
Your vampire girlfriend and
her two vampire parents
141
00:09:30,770 --> 00:09:32,704
that live on Waverly Place.
142
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,440
You're right!
143
00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:38,341
Because the three monsters
could catch them too!
144
00:09:39,176 --> 00:09:41,511
Just tell him.
145
00:09:41,545 --> 00:09:44,113
You turned in your girlfriend
to the Monster Hunter Council.
146
00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:46,082
What?!
147
00:09:46,116 --> 00:09:47,751
No, I didn't.
148
00:09:52,789 --> 00:09:53,955
Oh, no!
149
00:09:55,825 --> 00:09:58,326
Hey, who wants to see me empty a calzone?
150
00:10:01,329 --> 00:10:03,063
What's going on?
151
00:10:04,132 --> 00:10:05,199
I...
152
00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:07,601
...accidentally reported you and your family
153
00:10:07,636 --> 00:10:10,336
- to the Monster Hunter Council.
- You did what?!
154
00:10:12,137 --> 00:10:17,272
Well, hey, let's see you do
that calzone trick... thing.
155
00:10:17,307 --> 00:10:20,142
I... I want to see it.
156
00:10:26,153 --> 00:10:30,355
Wait, monster hunters are coming?
They're gonna put me in monster jail forever!
157
00:10:30,389 --> 00:10:33,890
Which is a long time,
because I live forever.
158
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:36,492
You finally get a
girlfriend with normal feet
159
00:10:36,526 --> 00:10:39,328
and then you report her to
the Monster Hunter Council?
160
00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:43,633
I'm sorry, Juliet. I mean,
I just forgot that you were a monster.
161
00:10:45,671 --> 00:10:49,941
Because you're so pretty and smart
162
00:10:49,976 --> 00:10:51,976
and you don't eat spiders in front of me.
163
00:10:53,044 --> 00:10:54,511
Anymore.
164
00:10:54,545 --> 00:10:56,713
After that one time. Eww!
165
00:10:58,749 --> 00:11:00,684
I've gotta do something before
the monster hunters get here.
166
00:11:00,718 --> 00:11:04,320
OK, look, look, look! My brother
majorly messed something up,
167
00:11:04,355 --> 00:11:07,056
putting the woman he loves in danger,
168
00:11:07,090 --> 00:11:09,524
which doesn't surprise me
but curiously affects me
169
00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:10,959
because I kind of like this girl,
170
00:11:10,993 --> 00:11:13,995
so will everybody just calm down!
171
00:11:15,331 --> 00:11:16,931
Alex Russo's on it.
172
00:11:16,965 --> 00:11:19,333
Alex, this was my mistake,
she is my girlfriend,
173
00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:21,067
- and I'm gonna fix it.
- No.
174
00:11:21,102 --> 00:11:23,069
After what you did,
that whole girlfriend thing
175
00:11:23,103 --> 00:11:25,270
is hanging by a thread, so I'll fix it.
176
00:11:25,305 --> 00:11:28,972
We'll fix it. I'm gonna
go block the portal door
177
00:11:29,007 --> 00:11:31,074
to buy us some time before
the monster hunters get here.
178
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:34,809
Oh, hey, that's number five on
the emergency preparedness plan,
179
00:11:34,844 --> 00:11:37,611
but I guess you can skip a few steps.
180
00:11:37,645 --> 00:11:40,080
Thank you for reading the plan, Harper.
181
00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:43,715
And there's no future for us.
182
00:11:45,619 --> 00:11:48,656
OK, um...
183
00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:51,426
All right, let's put our heads
together and think of something.
184
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:54,096
Grab a marker, ladies. Let's start writing.
185
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,334
OK, well, we should start
by getting rid of my scent
186
00:11:59,368 --> 00:12:01,668
'cause that's what the monster
hunters are gonna be coming after.
187
00:12:01,703 --> 00:12:03,903
Mmm, you smell like vanilla.
188
00:12:03,938 --> 00:12:07,106
Yeah, I wear that to disguise
the smell of death and decay.
189
00:12:11,576 --> 00:12:15,979
Well, this dress made of no
n-toxic permanent markers is pretty smelly.
190
00:12:16,013 --> 00:12:18,815
I could make you one.
What are your 50 favorite colors?
191
00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:22,184
Harper, no. We don't have time for that.
192
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:25,987
But... we do have time for this.
193
00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:28,389
I'm rubber, you're glue.
194
00:12:28,424 --> 00:12:30,091
Take her smell and put it on you.
195
00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:36,330
Great. Now the monster hunters
will be chasing Harper.
196
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,999
- Yes!
- Wait, what?!
197
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:41,768
Well, what happens if they catch me?
198
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:45,771
Oh, no, don't worry. They'll find out
you're a human impersonating a monster,
199
00:12:45,805 --> 00:12:48,173
and then they'll throw you
back like a little fish.
200
00:12:50,275 --> 00:12:51,442
I think.
201
00:12:54,245 --> 00:12:56,846
I've got it! I'm a monster hunter.
202
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,347
They're coming after three monsters,
203
00:12:58,381 --> 00:13:00,349
so all I have to do is find three monsters
204
00:13:00,383 --> 00:13:04,152
other than Juliet and her family.
I fixed it!
205
00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:07,220
No! You just made a plan.
That's not fixing it.
206
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,821
I did something constructive.
207
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,790
I sent my best friend off
to her possible doom.
208
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:17,295
Juliet, where did you get that dress?
209
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,629
You know, actually,
210
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:21,297
it looks really good on you.
211
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:23,632
- Aww!
- You know what?
212
00:13:23,666 --> 00:13:25,833
I was going to be a lady
about this, but let's go!
213
00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:28,303
I want my dress back! Strip it down, sister!
214
00:13:28,338 --> 00:13:30,243
OK! OK, you guys, calm down.
215
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,977
We have a couple of hours
to find some monsters
216
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,046
before the actual monster
hunters get here, OK?
217
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,815
- -
- I gotta get this.
218
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,319
Hello?
219
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,720
Hmm...
220
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,555
Hey there.
221
00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:46,790
I'm Luxor. This is Dr. Ice.
222
00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:48,525
We're professional monster hunters.
223
00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,326
No, no!
224
00:13:52,596 --> 00:13:54,663
We were actually recently voted, uh,
225
00:13:54,697 --> 00:13:56,998
- best in the business.
- That's not true.
226
00:13:57,033 --> 00:13:58,533
The other guys were swallowed whole.
227
00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:01,704
Shh! Everyone loves us! We're the best.
228
00:14:02,906 --> 00:14:05,008
Someone barricaded your wizard portal.
229
00:14:05,042 --> 00:14:07,877
We were worried it might be monsters,
so we came through the phone.
230
00:14:07,912 --> 00:14:09,879
Lucky you guys get pretty
good reception down here.
231
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:12,515
Sometimes it's just half of us,
maybe an ankle.
232
00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:18,354
- Whoa, what's going on? Who are these guys?
- They're monster hunters.
233
00:14:18,389 --> 00:14:20,556
I seem to be picking up a level six.
234
00:14:20,591 --> 00:14:22,959
Masked with vanilla. That spells vampire.
235
00:14:22,993 --> 00:14:26,795
Man, I hate those guys.
Their breath is like a punch in the face!
236
00:14:28,164 --> 00:14:31,498
No. It's on me. It's all over me.
237
00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:34,802
- - Come on, Luxor! Let's get her!
238
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:51,779
Max is folding his own laundry?
239
00:14:53,481 --> 00:14:56,882
You're amazing. What... What did you do?
240
00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,151
Forget it. Just...
Just thank you, thank you.
241
00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,387
I'm only doing the folding.
Don't I deserve a hug?
242
00:15:05,422 --> 00:15:08,421
Sure! Maybe later.
I don't want to slow you down.
243
00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,991
He also made his bed.
244
00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:15,726
- You found his bed?
- Yep.
245
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,795
I just peeled back the
mold and there it was.
246
00:15:19,664 --> 00:15:21,665
I'm baking you cookies, dude.
247
00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:24,801
- What do you like?
- Oatmeal.
248
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,404
- I like chocolate chip.
- Shh! Keep folding.
249
00:15:29,006 --> 00:15:31,407
I'm out of oatmeal, but for you
I'm gonna run to the store.
250
00:15:32,876 --> 00:15:35,511
Max, if you want a snack there's
a pot of beans on the stove.
251
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,950
Oh, I know what you're trying to do.
252
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:46,353
You're not giving me advice. You're
trying to steal my mother away from me.
253
00:15:46,387 --> 00:15:49,954
Max, we have the same mother.
I'm your conscience.
254
00:15:49,989 --> 00:15:52,089
Not anymore. You're fired.
255
00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:53,957
You can't fire me.
256
00:15:53,991 --> 00:15:57,559
Ah, you should've thought of that before
you tried to steal away my mother.
257
00:15:57,594 --> 00:15:59,628
Look, I'm the third favorite in this house
258
00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:01,697
and no one is taking that away.
259
00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,833
Max, I can't go anywhere.
260
00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:08,636
Fine. If you're not gonna go,
then I'm gonna do my best
261
00:16:08,671 --> 00:16:11,105
to get away from you as soon as possible.
262
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:14,808
As your conscience, I don't think
that's the right thing to do.
263
00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:18,044
Yeah. You know, you're probably right.
264
00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:21,046
But I'm doing it anyway.
265
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:26,050
OK, are you still mad at me?
266
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,684
Because I'm about to go out there
267
00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:30,853
and capture three new monsters
and might not make it back.
268
00:16:32,355 --> 00:16:34,522
Now you don't have to say anything,
269
00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:36,791
but if you're mad at me, you should kiss me.
270
00:16:36,825 --> 00:16:39,927
If you're not mad at me,
you should still kiss me.
271
00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:44,798
OK, well, only because you reminded me
272
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,233
you might not be coming back,
273
00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:49,202
I'll give you a medieval friendship grip.
274
00:16:50,938 --> 00:16:51,938
Oh.
275
00:16:57,811 --> 00:17:01,313
- Ahem. - We're in here! Can't you knock?
276
00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:07,318
Yeah, sorry to interrupt your
weird display of affection,
277
00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:08,853
but, Justin,
278
00:17:08,887 --> 00:17:11,889
you don't have to go looking
for three more monsters
279
00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:13,823
because I already found them.
280
00:17:13,857 --> 00:17:15,825
Great.
281
00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,394
Uh, where are they?
282
00:17:17,428 --> 00:17:20,696
Well, when the monster hunters
eventually catch Harper
283
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,364
they'll realize that she's not a monster
284
00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:25,433
and they'll bring her back
here where they will find...
285
00:17:25,467 --> 00:17:27,301
?T׳ Ta-da-da-da! ?T׳
286
00:17:27,335 --> 00:17:30,303
...these three real monsters!
287
00:17:30,337 --> 00:17:32,105
It was dark in there.
288
00:17:33,506 --> 00:17:35,874
This is never gonna work, Alex.
289
00:17:35,908 --> 00:17:37,909
You're just upset because
you didn't think of it.
290
00:17:37,943 --> 00:17:40,844
No, I'm upset because there's
only two things here.
291
00:17:40,879 --> 00:17:42,980
This is FrankenGirl, a monster I created.
292
00:17:43,014 --> 00:17:44,848
Hi, Daddy!
293
00:17:47,518 --> 00:17:49,452
A robot, which I also created.
294
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,787
And the third monster is, oh, look...
295
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:53,755
Nothing!
296
00:17:55,624 --> 00:17:57,557
This is never gonna work.
297
00:17:57,592 --> 00:18:01,260
Well, you guys have done a
great job trying to fix this,
298
00:18:01,294 --> 00:18:04,262
but, um... I'm gonna go hide
299
00:18:04,296 --> 00:18:06,896
because of the great job
you've done trying to fix this.
300
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:10,932
Juliet!
301
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:17,136
- - I'll make this right, Juliet, I promise.
302
00:18:28,212 --> 00:18:30,012
Markers, markers, go away, hey!
303
00:18:32,816 --> 00:18:34,483
All right, good news.
304
00:18:34,517 --> 00:18:36,650
I think I lost them.
305
00:18:36,685 --> 00:18:39,218
You know, you probably could've
ditched that outfit in the bushes
306
00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:40,886
and then they'd stop chasing you.
307
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:45,357
Here's an idea: next time you want
to involve me in one of your spells,
308
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:49,295
do something less painful,
like hit me in the head with a hammer.
309
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:52,433
- -
- Oh!
310
00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:54,469
That's me. I gotta get that.
Excuse me, guys.
311
00:18:54,503 --> 00:18:57,772
- No!
- Hello!
312
00:18:57,806 --> 00:19:00,641
Hey! Got here a lot quicker.
You're on speed dial now.
313
00:19:02,711 --> 00:19:04,311
There's the monster. Blast her!
314
00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:06,415
- Hold on!
- I'm not a monster!
315
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:08,986
They all say that.
That's a monster trick. Blast her!
316
00:19:10,322 --> 00:19:13,290
Not a monster. Sure does
smell like a monster, though.
317
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:15,492
Yeah. Wow!
318
00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:18,460
You know, maybe it's us.
We've been running around a ton today.
319
00:19:20,062 --> 00:19:23,097
Well, I guess we better keep
hunting for the three monsters.
320
00:19:23,131 --> 00:19:24,798
No, you don't, you don't
have to keep hunting,
321
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:28,401
because they're right here. Three monsters.
322
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:31,470
Yep, see? One... two-three!
323
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,371
OK, you can leave. Take them. Bye!
324
00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:38,710
- -
- Excellent.
325
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:41,813
A homemade jobber.
You don't see those that often.
326
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,648
Oh!
327
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,021
- -
- Another monster.
328
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,689
A robot monster from the future.
329
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,424
So, where's the third monster?
330
00:19:55,359 --> 00:19:56,759
There's not three?
331
00:19:56,793 --> 00:19:58,827
I know there's three.
He's around here somewhere.
332
00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:00,963
Invisi-Monster, where are you,
333
00:20:00,997 --> 00:20:03,566
you invisible... monster?
334
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,635
Here I am! I'm the monster.
335
00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:08,403
Max, what are you doing?
336
00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:10,238
I'm sick and tired of me doing all the work
337
00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:12,407
and Mom giving Conscience all the credit,
338
00:20:12,441 --> 00:20:16,110
so I've decided to live in a monster
jail for the rest of my life.
339
00:20:16,144 --> 00:20:19,180
As you can see,
I've pretty much lost control.
340
00:20:21,783 --> 00:20:23,250
Take me away.
341
00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:25,885
- There's your monster! Get him!
- Get him, get him, get him!
342
00:20:27,288 --> 00:20:29,622
-
343
00:20:29,656 --> 00:20:32,091
That's not a monster, it's just a boy.
344
00:20:33,926 --> 00:20:35,093
Look, there it is!
345
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:41,731
Well, a watermelon with a wig.
346
00:20:41,765 --> 00:20:44,066
I've heard about these bad boys.
347
00:20:48,302 --> 00:20:50,436
They have to be put down right away.
348
00:20:51,938 --> 00:20:55,007
Justin, can Luxor and I
speak to you for a second?
349
00:20:55,041 --> 00:20:56,709
Yeah.
350
00:20:58,278 --> 00:20:59,778
I think I know what's going on here.
351
00:20:59,812 --> 00:21:02,246
- I'm dating a vampire.
- What?
352
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:03,346
What?!
353
00:21:04,482 --> 00:21:07,584
Nothing! Vampire bites would hurt.
354
00:21:07,618 --> 00:21:09,920
I mean, owwie!
355
00:21:09,954 --> 00:21:13,757
Look, I was a junior
monster hunter once myself.
356
00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:16,424
You wanted to catch all three
monsters before we got here
357
00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:18,492
to impress us. I get it.
358
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,228
Yeah, but you only got two of the monsters
359
00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:23,030
so you tried to pass off the
watermelon as a third monster.
360
00:21:23,064 --> 00:21:24,531
Genius!
361
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,267
Listen, we're gonna let
it slide this one time.
362
00:21:29,602 --> 00:21:31,636
Could I have your phone?
363
00:21:31,671 --> 00:21:33,771
Thanks. -
364
00:21:33,806 --> 00:21:37,107
Transport. Yeah,
we got a two plus two situation.
365
00:21:37,142 --> 00:21:40,043
Us plus two monsters. Read the manual!
366
00:21:40,077 --> 00:21:42,712
No, seriously, I think there is one. OK.
367
00:21:48,985 --> 00:21:51,520
Justin, our fake monsters just disappeared.
368
00:21:51,554 --> 00:21:54,423
Uh, no, the monster hunters
took them to monster jail.
369
00:21:54,457 --> 00:21:55,924
Great! I'll go tell Juliet.
370
00:21:55,958 --> 00:21:58,493
I'll tell Juliet, she's my girlfriend.
371
00:21:58,527 --> 00:22:00,128
Well, she's my friend.
372
00:22:01,830 --> 00:22:04,465
You are friends with my girlfriend.
373
00:22:04,499 --> 00:22:06,800
Look, I know, I'm just as
freaked out as you are.
374
00:22:06,835 --> 00:22:09,269
- Let's just not talk about it. - OK.
375
00:22:09,304 --> 00:22:10,637
We'll tell her together.
376
00:22:10,671 --> 00:22:12,405
- OK. Fine.
- OK. Fine.
377
00:22:17,610 --> 00:22:18,877
No!
378
00:22:20,514 --> 00:22:22,281
It worked! You guys did it.
379
00:22:22,315 --> 00:22:24,783
I kind of wish I had caught
three real monsters, though.
380
00:22:24,818 --> 00:22:26,318
I would've gotten a trophy.
381
00:22:27,586 --> 00:22:30,654
Well, I guess my trophy's right here.
382
00:22:30,689 --> 00:22:34,491
Justin, as a woman of the 21st century,
do not objectify me.
383
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:40,396
But as a woman who's been alive for
thousands of years before that...
384
00:22:42,031 --> 00:22:44,165
Oh, come here, you! -
385
00:22:47,736 --> 00:22:50,070
Hey, uh, Justin, your hand's a
little low on the hug there.
386
00:22:50,104 --> 00:22:52,439
- Oh.
- No, that's just me.
387
00:22:25,681 --> 00:23:01,629
Sync By YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
27976
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
