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[roaring on TV]
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[both gasping]
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Frankenstein vs. Snakes 3D
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is the best monster
vs. snakes movie ever.
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It's the best movie ever
because we stole it
out of Justin's room.
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[both laugh]
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Hey, Alex, check it out.
Justin's in 3D, too.
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Oh, so ugly. It's like
right in front of me.
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Those are my 3D glasses.
That is my rare copy of
Frankenstein vs. Snakes.
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Off. And, hey! Those are
my wheat-free breadsticks!
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Now, I don't have
a snack that's not
gonna slow me down.
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You're always sneaking
in my room and taking stuff,
and I'm sick of it.
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And you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna Alex-proof my room.
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Again? Well, go ahead.
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Your door of flames
worked out great for me.
Watching your eyebrows smoke?
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Hilarious.
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Ooh, this is so great.
I don't know whose
side to be on.
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- I pick Alex.
- I'm not worried about it.
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You'll come to my side
as soon as you hear
something you like.
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- No, I won't.
- Want to be my lab assistant
while I Alex-proof my room?
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Assistant?
I am switching sides!
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- What?
- Sorry, Alex.
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I might get
to wear a lab coat.
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gonna be a breeze *
* Well, you know everything's
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* That the end will no doubt
justify the means *
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* You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease *
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* Yes, please
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it'll go to your head *
* But you might find out
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* When you write a report
on a book you never read *
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* With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
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* That's what I said
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* Everything is not
what it seems *
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* When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams *
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* You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
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* Because everything
is not what it seems *
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* Everything is not
what it seems *
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* When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means *
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* Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things *
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* Because everything is not
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* What it seems *
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Get the brain
from the wizard brain store?
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Yes, I did.
Yes, I did, master.
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What's with the
weird Yoda impression?
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- Give me the brain.
- Fine.
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I got a great deal on it.
You know,
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left to get me
And I had enough wizard money
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that has my name on it.
this cool key chain
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That says "Dan."
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really fast, it looks like Max.
Yeah, I know. But if you move it
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Max! Dude...
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it's hamburger meat.
This isn't the brain,
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a great deal on the key chain.
OK, so I didn't get such
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It cost all
the money you gave me.
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Go stand guard in the hall
while I figure this out, Max.
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Yeah. But it's gonna take
me a while to figure out
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the flashlight
on this thing.
Oh, there it is. Got it.
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[drill whirring]
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Max, get in here!
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Yo! Justin, check it out.
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I found this raisin
by the mouse hole.
Wanna split it?
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Wait a second.
That might be poop.
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I've done it.
I've done it!
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I've created something
that will keep Alex
out of my room.
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For good.
I give you...
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...FrankenGirl!
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We just need a small electrical
charge to bring her to life.
Hand me those circus balloons.
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- These?
- Yes.
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The blue one.
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Thank you.
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Not enough electricity.
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I know a spell.
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OK.
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We need electricity
and a lot
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Give me 1.21 gigawatts
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[gasping]
That's good!
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Enough electricity.
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Buggle!
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She's alive!
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She's alive!
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She's alive!
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I have melded magic
with technology to create life!
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Your name is FrankenGirl.
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Your mission in life
is to capture Alex
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when she enters my room.
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As you wish.
That is my mission.
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Perfect.
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Cool key chain.
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[moaning]
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Hey, you want a raisin?
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Poop.
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Good!
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We need to make a list of
extracurriculars for you.
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They look good
on college applications.
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Well, does sneaking
into Justin's room look good
on an application?
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If you're applying to prison.
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- How'd it go?
- Not good. I don't know what
we're gonna do with her.
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Ooh, I know what
you could do with her.
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Buy her a mini-fridge
and send her to her room.
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We could take the old
nightstand and put ice
in the drawers. And then...
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She has to go to college
and move out. She has to.
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Um... Alex, honey,
I think what your mother
is trying to explain
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is that your graduation day
is gonna be a day
that we all celebrate
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for different reasons
and in different ways.
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OK. Good talk.
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- Jerry!
- No. You know what?
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I was gonna surprise you guys,
but since you're all on my back
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about my extracurr-ackulars,
I will just...
I will just tell you.
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I joined Book Club.
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And I finished Book Club.
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Are you sure you didn't
mean Comic Book Club?
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Yeah. No, no.
They even gave me an award
for reading the most books.
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You understand
that I'm proud of you,
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and you also understand
because you're you,
I'm gonna need proof.
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Of course, Daddy.
One award, coming up.
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All right. I need an award,
so let's go to Justin's room.
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Hey, Alex,
I'm on your side again.
Justin insulted me.
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He got all mad because
I got hamburger meat
for his monster's brains.
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An Alex-proofing monster
with a meatloaf brain?
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Come on!
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- Let's just get the trophy
and get out of here.
- Don't worry.
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We'll take care
of the monster first.
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Where would a monster
with meat for brains hide?
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Over here!
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[screaming]
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[continues screaming]
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- [grunting]
- [screaming]
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Sorry, Alex.
I faint when I'm scared,
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but I'm also scared of fainting,
so then I wake up.
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[growling] I capture Alex
in Justin's room!
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[screaming]
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Sounds like my
monster trap has sprung.
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Nice, dude.
I'm on your side now.
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- Weren't you
always on my side?
- Up until that question.
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- [screaming]
- Harper, do not
look at the monster.
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- You'll faint again.
- OK. OK. I'm just
gonna keep my eyes shut,
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keep looking for the trophy
and let's get out of here.
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[grunting]
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- I found the trophy!
- Harper,
that's not the trophy.
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That's the meatloaf brain
that Max...
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Wait a minute.
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If that's in there...
what's in there?
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I don't know what
you're looking at.
My eyes are closed.
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I have motherboard
60840 for brain.
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He put his
old laptop in there.
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So your brain
thinks like a computer?
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[grunting]
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OK. I'm gonna
take that as a yes. Um...
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Can you just
give me one second?
OK. Psst.
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Come here.
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What's that thing you do to
quit something on a computer?
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Oh! You hit the control,
alt and delete keys.
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Right. Uh, hey, FrankenGirl.
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Since you kind of have us
trapped in here, we're sort of,
like, totally under your...
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- Control?
- Yes.
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Now, here's
a little brainteaser for you.
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What's a delicious ice cream
drink without an "M"?
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[grunts]
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Alt?
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I was gonna say, "Ilkshake."
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And now, I'd like you
to say the word "delete."
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Delete.
That wasn't so...
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- Wait a minute.
- [beeping,
machinery winding down]
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Thank you very much.
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This will work
as a Book Club trophy.
Let's get out of here.
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A-ha!
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No!
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Nice Alex-proofing, Justin.
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But it looks like
I finished Book Club.
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I am on your side now.
What can I say?
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I love a winner.
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OK, Alex.
It's payback time.
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You want to come in my room
and take things?
Well, here you go.
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Bring FrankenGirl
back to alive
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You're Alex's BFF
and that's no jive
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Hey, nanny nanny
Ha cha cha
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[beeping]
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[growling]
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Best friend forever.
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- Take that, Alex.
- Nice try, Justin.
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Say, "Control, alt, delete."
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Control. Alt. Delete.
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A-ha. You know the "Hey,
nanny nanny, ha cha cha" part?
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- That was a spell lock.
- [FrankenGirl laughs]
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We need to make friendship
totally stronger.
Let's share secrets.
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Mine is that
I'm a chocoholic.
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I love it,
but it goes straight
to my forehead.
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- Now, you go.
- OK, here's mine.
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This ain't really
working out for me.
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Slumber party!
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[FrankenGirl laughing]
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We're good BFFs.
Let's share secrets.
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[laughing] This arm
belonged to a seamstress.
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[laughing]
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00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,908
Good morning, Alex.
You guys look adorable.
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Dude, I am
definitely on your side.
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No thanks, dude.
You can't keep switching
sides. You're done.
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All right. Fine.
Then I'm on Alex's side.
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00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,987
No, no, no.
You're not on my side either.
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00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:38,425
What? No side?
No, I can't be side-less.
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- I gotta find a side.
- Keep walking, shorty.
[laughs]
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Well, come on, Alex.
It's time to go to school.
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00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:53,273
OK. Well, FrankenGirl, go
upstairs and get our sweaters.
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- Not the matching ones.
- [chuckles]
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No. I see what you're doing.
You're using the sweater delay
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00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:02,816
so you don't bring
FrankenGirl to school. After I
leave, you'll just stay here.
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00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,152
It'll work because you can't
bear to be late for school.
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00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:09,056
I thought you might
think of that. Mom! Dad!
Come down from upstairs!
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Come on, everybody.
Gonna be late.
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It's Manhattan Walk Your
Child to School Day.
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00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,998
There's no such thing
as Manhattan Walk Your
Child to School Day.
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00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,834
Yes, there is.
Justin showed us on his laptop.
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00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:24,204
And if it's on a computer,
it's gotta be true. Let's go!
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OK. We better hurry up
because I walk fast! Go!
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Alex, wait up.
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00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,922
Nicely played, Justin,
but look around.
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I am in school
and there's no FrankenGirl.
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- [FrankenGirl growling]
- Nice try, Justin.
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Make the little "grrr" noises
to freak me out.
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Oh, gosh!
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You forgot your sweater.
[laughs]
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Revenge is so... cozy.
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00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,813
How did you find out
what school I go to?
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00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:10,050
Funny story. I got list
of all schools in New York.
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00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,085
But then I realized,
with my luck,
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00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:14,554
you would be in
last school I looked in,
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00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:19,126
so I just went
to last school. [laughs]
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[crashing]
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00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,604
- [laughing]
- [laughing]
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00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,943
That was nice.
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00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:41,881
Miss Russo, Max tells me
you have a new friend.
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I'm on his side now.
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Right, um...
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She's actually a new student.
And her name is Frankie Stein.
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00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:55,628
- [laughing]
- Frankie Stein.
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00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:59,032
That's a grip that
could hogtie a steer.
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00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,168
Funny.
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00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,371
The office didn't
mention any new students.
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00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,174
This isn't one of your schemes,
is it, Miss Russo?
239
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:14,047
See, this is the part
where I pretend I don't
know what schemes means.
240
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:17,084
And then you pull
out a dictionary
and make me look it up.
241
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,619
And... Let's just
go to your office.
242
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,990
Friend of Alex
is friend of mine.
243
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,126
Let's share secrets.
[laughs]
244
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,427
OK.
245
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:33,466
[whispering] I don't
have a college degree.
246
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,638
Whoo!
247
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,640
That sure lightened
the spiritual load.
248
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,477
Thanks. Shh...
249
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:52,052
Wow! Nice save.
250
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:56,256
Destruction of property,
getting me out of trouble.
251
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,626
I've got a secret.
I like you.
252
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:02,996
But don't tell Justin.
Wait.
253
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,432
- We should tell Justin.
- [laughs]
254
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:11,104
Hey, Justin, check this out.
In biology class,
255
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:14,441
when they passed out frogs
for us to dissect, she ate it.
256
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:18,145
[laughs] Good.
257
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,681
How embarrassing for you.
You got an F.
258
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,485
No, it was hilarious. I mean,
I was gonna get an F, anyway.
259
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,387
I had mine on a stick, dancing.
260
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,390
[laughing]
261
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:35,262
Oh. The nerd store called
and they want your face back.
262
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,397
[both laughing]
263
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,200
Of course.
I make her your BFF,
264
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,103
she's gonna make
fun of me, too. Great.
265
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:47,240
Yep. Looks like your revenge...
266
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,277
...revunged.
267
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,145
Oh, come on. "Revunged?"
268
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,714
Look it up.
269
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:58,118
[laughing]
270
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,296
Hey, guys. Hey.
271
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:12,465
Since it's all,
um, working out here,
272
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,468
here's something that
looks like it would be fun.
273
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:19,406
- Cheerleading tryouts.
- Yeah, well, good luck
with that, Justin.
274
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,208
I'm sure you'll
look great in a skirt.
275
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,042
[both laughing]
276
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:26,613
Hey, hey. Let's go wreck stuff
that's too high for me to reach.
277
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,752
Alex doesn't
think cheerleading's cool
278
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:35,255
Make FrankenGirl
a cheerleading fool
279
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:42,762
Alex, I want to go to
cheerleader tryouts.
280
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,198
Good idea.
Let's go make fun of them.
281
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:49,068
No! No.
I want to be cheerleader.
282
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,239
Yeah, and I wanna
graduate in four years,
but it's not gonna happen.
283
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:56,243
No! I want to be cheerleader!
284
00:17:56,276 --> 00:18:00,313
[grunting]
I want to be cheerleader!
285
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,455
And if I may...
286
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:11,791
You know what's even better
than being a cheerleader,
FrankenGirl?
287
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:16,763
Being a cheerleader
with your friend.
Now, that is total BFF stuff.
288
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:21,268
Come on, Alex.
We be cheerleaders together.
289
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,370
I think you're
the real monster.
290
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,311
- Harper?
- Alex? [screams]
291
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,813
Ah!
292
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,782
[panting]
What are you doing here?
293
00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:39,286
- What are you doing here?
- I asked you first.
294
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,189
- OK, I'm a cheerleader.
- I'm your best friend.
295
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,424
How could I not know
that you were a cheerleader?
296
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,394
Let's see. You've
never been to an assembly
or a basketball game.
297
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,297
The only time you're
here after school is
when you have to be here,
298
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,599
if you know what
I'm trying to say.
299
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,535
Detention.
There, I said it.
300
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,771
I am so hurt that you
would keep this from me.
301
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,640
Friends aren't supposed
to keep secrets.
302
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,875
Oh! [whispers]
Wizard.
303
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:07,514
Wow! Wow, someone's not ever
gonna let that one go, are they?
304
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:12,352
Well, I think it's great
that you're a cheerleader.
305
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:16,356
Because you can
keep FrankenGirl busy
306
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:20,460
- while I sneak out.
- OK, ladies.
307
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,764
Miss Sauberman and I are here to
judge this year's prize heifers.
308
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:30,437
Sorry. Some of these western
phrases don't translate so well.
309
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:34,607
Miss Russo, you're trying
out for cheerleading?
310
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,444
Not exactly the extracurricular
I'd expect from you.
311
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:42,582
Oh, but she's gonna do it.
Isn't that right, Frankie?
312
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,183
[laughing]
313
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:49,422
- Aw!
- OK, Justin. You win.
314
00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:51,858
I won't sneak
into your room again
and take anything.
315
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:55,228
I actually believe you.
316
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,365
But you're still
gonna try out.
Mr. Laritate, she's ready!
317
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,368
Harper, get the girls ready.
318
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,802
All right, buddy up!
319
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,305
[FrankenGirl laughing]
320
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,375
[cheering]
321
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,378
All right. So this is some
of your basic steps.
Now, let's do this.
322
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,214
Ready? OK!
323
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,651
- [dance music plays]
- [Harper] One, two,
three, four,
324
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,986
five, six, seven, eight!
325
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,265
[gobbling] Go Turkeys!
326
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,470
- [girl yelling]
- [screaming]
327
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,648
Oh!
328
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,888
- Ouch!
- She's cut.
329
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,493
And... spirit!
330
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:11,471
Well, Justin, I don't know
how you did it, but it's true.
331
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,606
You got Alex to join
an extracurricular.
332
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,378
As soon as she found out
her best friends were doing it,
she couldn't say no.
333
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:21,314
Oh, you really
are the perfect son.
334
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,487
- Here's some cash for snacks.
- I love you.
335
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,924
[announcer] A big hand
for what's left
of our J.V. Cheer Squad!
336
00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,594
Harper Finkel!
337
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,529
- [cheering]
- Yeah! Whoo!
338
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,532
Ow! Yeah!
339
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,969
New transfer student,
Frankie Stein!
340
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:46,473
[cheering]
341
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,878
And... Alex Russo?
342
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:56,849
- [cheering]
- Yeah!
343
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,552
[Justin] That's my sister!
344
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,721
Let's just get
this over with, OK?
345
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,823
[dance music plays]
346
00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:10,563
[cheering]
347
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,601
- Here we go again.
- [grunting]
348
00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:19,606
- [crashing]
- [Alex screaming]
349
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,576
[laughing]
350
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:35,555
[Alex] I might be
a little late to algebra.
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