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Alex, did you make those
brownies? - Oh, gosh.
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Pfft! Ugh!
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It's so not easy slaving
over a hot wand.
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Cheater! You don't see me taking
out the garbage with my wand.
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Give me this. Ho! Oh!
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I told you I just
baked with that wand.
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Hey, alex. Oh,
you made your brownies.
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Oh! They're so good.
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You know, I've never seen you bake.
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Hey, I've got flour on my apron.
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And... sweat on my brow.
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What are you calling me, a liar?
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No, I just came here to invite you
to the pop culture convention.
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Hold on, I got to think of
a lie on why I can't go.
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Come on, alex, we get to dress up like
characters from cool comics and movies.
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Would you go if I told
you it was my birthday?
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I... I know that.
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That is why I made you these brownies.
Yay! Happy birthday!
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Please, alex, I'm finally old
enough to enter the costume contest.
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I want you there to
help me with my costume.
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Give me a real reason why
you won't go to popcon.
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Popcon's in town? Hey,
theresa, popcon's in town!
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- Popcon's in town?
- Popcon is in town?
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Popcorn's in town?
That doesn't make any sense.
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Why am I so excited?
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* well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze *
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* that the end will,
no doubt justify the means *
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* you can fix any problem with the
slightest of ease yes, please *
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* but you might find out
it'll go to your head *
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* when you write a report
on a book you never read *
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* with the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
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* that's what I said everything
is not what it seems *
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* when you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams *
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* you might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
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* because everything
is not what it seems *
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* everything is not what it seems *
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* when you can have what you
want by the simplest of means *
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* be careful not to mess
with the balance of things *
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* because everything is not *
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* what it seems *
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Jerry, what are you doing?
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Putting snacks in your purse
for later at the convention.
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I mean, who's gonna pay $6.
50 for a spicy, cheesy pretzel-dog?
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Supersonica doesn't carry a purse.
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Ok.
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Well, then d-battery guy does.
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whoa! What is that?
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It's the alarm in the lair.
Emergency wizards are coming.
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There must be a crisis
in the wizard world.
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Get it off me! Get it off me!
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Oh. What does that big one do?
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Turns on my reading light.
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Emergency wizards with
important wizard business.
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Hang on. You guys
just walked in here?
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Where's the usual flash of light,
puff of smoke?
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Yeah, about that.
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Someone in the department
filed a complaint,
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So now we just walk in.
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Secondhand entry smoke is
a proven health hazard.
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The wizard council requires the
services of alex, max and justin russo.
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- Where's alex?
- Dude, what is with the noise?
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Don't you know my Saturday's
my "sleep till Sunday" day?
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There's an emergency at popcon and
we need all three of you to help.
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Ugh. I do not want to go to popcon.
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That place is filled
with geeks and weirdoes.
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Focus. This is important business.
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Young wizards love popcon
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Because they blend in with all the
other costumed geeks and weirdoes...
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Thank you.
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Unfortunately, these wizards use
their magic all willy-nilly,
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Thus threatening to expose us all.
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Ah! I get it. You want us to
patrol the convention room floor
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And put a stop to these hooligans.
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Well, we want you
to keep an eye out,
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But if you want to call it "patrol,
" that's fine.
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Awesome! Sweet. I'll get us some
walkie-talkies. We'll synchronize our
watches.
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Does everyone know the international
tactical hand signals?
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Mm. I know a hand signal.
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- Peace! I'm out.
- Hey.
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You're not getting out of this.
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It's part of your
required wizard training.
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And I'll put a gold star on
your community service record.
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no. I can't go on patrol at popcon.
I already told harper I wouldn't go.
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Do what you always do:
Make up a reason why you're going.
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I can't do that. I lie to her
about magic all the time.
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I just lied to her about those stupid
brownies. And it's her birthday.
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- I didn't feel good about it.
- Oh! Lookie there, alex has feelings.
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I know. I'll hide from her.
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Feelings gone.
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Look, we gotta go now.
So you better change quick.
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What are you gonna dress up as? - Oo,
um, I'm gonna dress up
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As a super-sleepy annoyed girl.
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Oh, my goodness.
I'm in the belly of a nerd beast.
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Are you gonna keep that thing
on all day? - I have to.
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If chico loco is unmasked,
he loses more than his strength.
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He loses his dignity.
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I... I am shamed.
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I have no dignity.
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But it was getting hot in there.
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Oh, jerry, remember our
first popcon? - Yeah.
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It was in reno, nevada and you
dressed up like calico girl.
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That wasn't me.
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I'm gonna go buy you a gift.
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- Oh. Hey, there's hugh normous.
- Hey, hugh.
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- What are you doing here?
- I listen to the emergency wizard scanner
107
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And thought I'd help out.
Having a giant on the lookout
108
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Will discourage any
wizard horseplay.
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Oh, that is so cool.
When are we gonna meet the giant?
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You just did. It's me.
Look at this tiny comic book in my hand.
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Oh, my gosh.
You really are a giant.
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Well, at least I can go right to
bed when this whole thing's over.
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- I didn't bother wearing a costume.
- What are you talking about?
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That's the best pajama
girl costume here.
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Oh! Oh, man! There's a pajama girl?
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What is with you people?
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Come on. Let's get to the
information booth. - Ok.
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All right. Let's fan out.
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"fan out?" hold on.
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I've got walkie-talkies.
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And I made a grid of the convention room
floor and assigned everyone sectors.
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All right. You, here,
you're in this sector.
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You, hugh, you're in
this sector. - Wait.
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What's that spot back in
the corner off the grid?
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That's the galactic
kettle corn stand.
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Oh. Harper hates
galactic kettle corn.
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- I'm gonna hide over the.
- That's not your sector, sister!
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Hey, you guys! It's me,
harper, as battle diva.
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- Hardly recognize me, right?
- Hardly.
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Would you guys mind
holding my place in line?
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I've been trying to get battle
diva's autograph all morning.
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We kinda wanted to look around.
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But it's just that
it's my birthday.
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And I really want to
get some kettle corn.
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I thought you hated
kettle corn. - I do,
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But I'm trying to practice discipline and
force myself to eat foods I don't like.
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I leave you with the
battle diva battle cry.
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Battle diva, rise to the
stars where you belong!
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Let's go, supersonica.
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D-battery guy needs to recharge
with some nebula nachos.
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Honey, I told harper we'd hold her spot.
It's her birthday.
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Oh, sweetie, that is so nice how you
care about our children's friends.
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See ya.
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No, I can't!
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A-ha! Rogue wizard.
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Buddy, you're coming with me.
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Lies, lies I need a disguise
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But with a mask! Oh, no!
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Something's not right here.
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Why would a warrior who
never sleeps need pajamas?
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Excuse me! This is all wrong here!
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- Whew! That was close.
- Yeah, that was a close one.
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Yeah, you're telling me.
Wait a minute. Oh, gosh!
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You're in violation of the costume
quick exchange in the first degree.
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We're taking her in. Grab her.
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00:10:10,536 --> 00:10:13,337
Wizard code violation 37294. Wait!
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- No mask. 293.
- Wait. How did you see that?
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I'm not gonna lie.
I've been off sector and off grid,
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Because I suspected you all along.
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We're gonna need that
costume for evidence.
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it's all yours.
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- Of course, she got away.
- It's shimmering.
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- She charmed it!
- Of course she charmed it.
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This probably has all
of battle diva's powers.
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Even her power to make
you say things twice?
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Even her power to make
you say things twice?
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We gotta contain this.
I never understood that power.
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- I never understood that power.
- Oh!
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- Whoa. That was close.
- yes, it was.
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Ok, justin. You got me. Oh, gosh!
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Russo, you're in complete violation
of wizard conduct code 99244.
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Oh, you're in pajamas. 245.
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alex?
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What are you doing here?
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Surprise! Happy birthday! - What?
You're here for my birthy?
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Because it looks like you're here with
this guy in the awesome monster costume.
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- Who are you?
- I... I'm jeremy.
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From... Science.
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Uh, he's jeremy from science.
But I'm not with him.
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Jeremy from science?
Is there even a jeremy in science?
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Of course there is.
He... He has a huge crush on you.
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Well, hello, jeremy from science.
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Your costume doesn't
look store-bought at all.
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Th... Uh, thank you.
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Alex helped me with it.
No, she didn't. She didn't help me.
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What? You helped jeremy
with his costume,
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But refused to help me
your best friend with mine?
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I wasn't helping him.
I didn't even mean to be here.
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you obviously did.
You're dressed as pajama girl.
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How could you do this to me?
I want the truth. No more lies.
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I'm sorry. I can't tell you.
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You never tell the truth.
Like that one time we were making
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Bottle cap belts in sub station.
You said, "I'll be back in a minute,"
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And then went into the food storage
locker and didn't come out for hours.
195
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Do you have another
friend in there?
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Harper, please. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, too.
You ruined my birthday.
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Thanks a lot.
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By the way, your pajama girl
costume looks totally slept in.
200
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Jerry. Jerry, come here.
I have to tell you a secret.
201
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Come here. Closer. Closer!
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Crouch down, honey.
I don't want anyone to hear.
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Great. Now, wait for me
here till I come back. Bye!
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Argh! She tricked d battery guy.
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She's good.
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Justin, I need to talk to you.
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Harper thinks I'm a liar.
The only thing I can do
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Is completely come clean and
finally tell her I'm a wizard.
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That's the only thing you can do?
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Well, it's the first
thing I thought of.
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And you know me, I don't usually keep
thinking of things once I think of
something.
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You can't tell her that. It's a
serious violation of the wizard code.
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We may have an
exposure code yellow.
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Hugh, I'm not gonna tell you again,
I'm right next to you.
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No, no, justin,
harper can keep a secret.
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- No one would ever know.
- Harper would know.
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Once one mortal knows something,
let's face it, mortals are blabby.
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but it's true.
219
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You should surprise her.
220
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Friendships are all about
surprising each other,
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Because no one but your friends
really know what you like.
222
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- Here's some cheese, justin.
- What a surprise! I really like this.
223
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See? I know what he likes
and I surprised him.
224
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Friendship.
225
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,854
Great. And um, now,
instead of fighting crime,
226
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You can fight crackers
with your sprayable cheese.
227
00:14:11,624 --> 00:14:15,527
Wait. Or you can spray
harper with cheese.
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Look, just because you and
harper are in some fight,
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- I'm not gonna do your dirty work.
- It's not my dirty work.
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- You would save our friendship.
- Uh, no, I'm not.
231
00:14:23,269 --> 00:14:26,838
Really? Because she's telling
everybody you guys are engaged.
232
00:14:26,873 --> 00:14:29,241
That girl has no boundaries.
233
00:14:32,712 --> 00:14:36,782
Mr. Russo, I just want to say goodbye,
since alex and I are no longer friends.
234
00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:39,718
Once justin and I start dating,
I'll be around,
235
00:14:39,752 --> 00:14:42,621
But until that happens,
this is goodbye.
236
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:45,824
Aw! It's gonna be...
237
00:14:45,858 --> 00:14:48,360
...Ok.
238
00:14:48,394 --> 00:14:50,562
battle diva!
239
00:14:50,596 --> 00:14:52,597
Hi, justin.
240
00:14:52,632 --> 00:14:55,901
It is I, the destroyinator,
241
00:14:55,935 --> 00:14:59,037
- Your arch-enemy.
- Oh, my gosh!
242
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:02,307
You wanna duel? We're gonna
be a superhero couple.
243
00:15:02,342 --> 00:15:04,710
First, jeremy from science.
Now, you.
244
00:15:04,744 --> 00:15:06,912
I'm part of a love triangle.
245
00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:08,947
We're not engaged!
246
00:15:14,887 --> 00:15:18,457
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
247
00:15:18,491 --> 00:15:22,194
Looks like the destroyinator
has won this battle!
248
00:15:22,228 --> 00:15:26,131
Oh, this reeks like cheese!
You've ruined my costume!
249
00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:30,302
Oh, no! Your costume
is totally destroyed.
250
00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:32,971
Now, I can't even enter
the costume contest.
251
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:34,973
Or can you?
252
00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:38,777
Surprise! Happy birthday. Again.
253
00:15:38,811 --> 00:15:44,149
- Why would I accept your gift?
- Because it's an exact replica.
254
00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:46,818
Why don't you give it
to jeremy from science?
255
00:15:46,853 --> 00:15:50,422
Jeremy from science wants
you to have it. - He does?
256
00:15:51,824 --> 00:15:53,525
Fine. I'll take it.
257
00:15:53,559 --> 00:15:56,728
But not for you.
For jeremy from science.
258
00:15:56,763 --> 00:15:59,931
I think I'll harper-ize
it /ewith this wig.
259
00:16:03,236 --> 00:16:04,703
Chico loco.
260
00:16:04,737 --> 00:16:06,705
I need you to hold this
place in line for me.
261
00:16:06,739 --> 00:16:09,875
- Eh... No, thanks.
- Oh, I see.
262
00:16:09,909 --> 00:16:13,178
Mom gave you more muscle padding so you
think you're stronger than me, huh?
263
00:16:13,212 --> 00:16:17,949
Uh-huh. That's right.
More padding, more loco.
264
00:16:17,984 --> 00:16:20,752
- Got a problem with that?
- I do.
265
00:16:20,787 --> 00:16:24,122
- Let's wrestle and find out.
- Bring it!
266
00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,590
- Ha!
- Ha!
267
00:16:28,127 --> 00:16:29,961
Whoa! Put me down!
268
00:16:29,996 --> 00:16:32,264
Put me down!
269
00:16:38,905 --> 00:16:42,674
Ugh. That's the worst balloon
giraffe I've ever seen.
270
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,876
But you know what? It's a cute hat.
271
00:16:46,779 --> 00:16:47,779
Next.
272
00:16:50,650 --> 00:16:53,385
I'll give you an extra
one so that you can, uh,
273
00:16:53,419 --> 00:16:57,155
Sell it and buy
yourself a real hat.
274
00:16:57,190 --> 00:17:02,260
Oh, yeah? Well, supersonica
versus battle diva. Bring it on!
275
00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:05,897
Ok. No biting. No biting.
276
00:17:16,442 --> 00:17:17,876
Why is harper wearing that?
277
00:17:18,077 --> 00:17:19,978
I gave it to her so
she'll forgive me.
278
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,781
When she wins the costume contest,
we'll be friends again.
279
00:17:22,882 --> 00:17:26,384
That's a fully-loaded wizard-powered
costume with superhero capabilities.
280
00:17:26,419 --> 00:17:29,888
- Is thaa problem?
- It can fly, ricochet lasers,
281
00:17:29,922 --> 00:17:34,593
- Deflect bullets and shoot fire.
- Ok, so it's a problem.
282
00:17:36,295 --> 00:17:38,330
next up, the battle divas.
283
00:17:38,364 --> 00:17:39,998
no, wait!
284
00:17:42,135 --> 00:17:44,669
We'll be ok as long as she
doesn't say battle diva's cry.
285
00:17:44,704 --> 00:17:46,771
That's what activates her powers.
286
00:17:46,806 --> 00:17:50,876
Battle diva, rise to the
stars where you belong!
287
00:17:52,445 --> 00:17:53,678
That's the one.
288
00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:01,653
Whoa!
289
00:18:01,687 --> 00:18:03,255
Whoa-no!
290
00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:15,800
What is going on here? - We have a
potential wizard exposure in progress.
291
00:18:15,835 --> 00:18:19,037
I accidentally gave her a costume that
has powers but she doesn't know it.
292
00:18:19,071 --> 00:18:22,774
She just knows she's flying. - Everyone,
backstage before someone gets hurt.
293
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:30,882
All right. We don't have a much time
before people start asking questions.
294
00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:34,186
Guys, why is harper flying around
like she has wizard powers?
295
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,221
Less time than I thought.
296
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:39,057
Goblin, can you figure out a way
to draw everyone's attention?
297
00:18:39,091 --> 00:18:42,194
All right, well, I'm a goblin.
That usually does it.
298
00:18:42,228 --> 00:18:44,296
Make my hair look a little crazy.
299
00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:58,343
Ok, everybody, take a position.
300
00:19:00,079 --> 00:19:03,615
Beep beep boop bop bop.
301
00:19:03,649 --> 00:19:07,852
This is officer lamp. I have a
situation frank-cody-roger-niner.
302
00:19:07,887 --> 00:19:11,089
I need authorization for
an insta-rig. Thank you.
303
00:19:15,127 --> 00:19:16,995
Open the curtain, alex.
304
00:19:23,135 --> 00:19:26,071
Hey, I can see the ropes!
305
00:19:29,442 --> 00:19:34,879
Yep, those are definitely ropes.
Cannot hide these. Uh-uh.
306
00:19:34,914 --> 00:19:37,916
This is by far the worst
illusion I've ever seen.
307
00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:40,285
Ta-da!
308
00:19:45,057 --> 00:19:48,760
How did the rope get there?
Whatever. That was cool!
309
00:19:53,065 --> 00:19:55,066
I think we have a winner.
310
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:58,270
Harper finkle as battle diva!
311
00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:06,511
Oh, my gosh, alex, now I see
what you've been doing all day!
312
00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:09,080
You set this all up so I'd
have the best birthday ever.
313
00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:11,249
With the rigs,
the costumes and the ropes,
314
00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:14,019
Even introduced me to
jeremy from science.
315
00:20:14,053 --> 00:20:16,354
well, I'm glad you liked it.
316
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,990
You know, I owe you an apology.
You've done all this
317
00:20:19,025 --> 00:20:21,793
And all I've done is doubt
you and be a horrible friend.
318
00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:26,064
Alex, you're the best friend ever.
T"nk you for telling me the truth.
319
00:20:28,968 --> 00:20:32,604
Harper, there's something
I need tw tell you.
320
00:20:32,638 --> 00:20:34,773
Jeremy doesn't go to our school.
321
00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:38,476
I knew it was too good to be true.
322
00:20:38,511 --> 00:20:42,314
Because he's a goblin.
From the wizard world.
323
00:20:42,348 --> 00:20:46,985
And I would know that because...
I'm a wizard.
324
00:20:47,019 --> 00:20:50,355
Hold on a second.
325
00:20:50,389 --> 00:20:52,590
But he was into me, right?
326
00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,894
Harper, can you forget about
that for one second please?
327
00:20:55,928 --> 00:20:58,663
I'm trying to tell you
that I'm a wizard.
328
00:20:58,698 --> 00:21:01,333
oh, alex. You're so funny.
329
00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:04,669
Really, I am. Here. Pick a card.
330
00:21:04,704 --> 00:21:07,906
Alex, that's lame.
There's no way a stupid magic trick
331
00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:09,808
Is gonna make me think
you're a wizard.
332
00:21:12,311 --> 00:21:14,713
But look at where we are.
333
00:21:17,983 --> 00:21:19,984
We're in space!
334
00:21:20,019 --> 00:21:24,155
And I have a birthday
cupcake for you.
335
00:21:26,726 --> 00:21:29,561
In space!
336
00:21:29,595 --> 00:21:33,365
Oh, my gosh, I'm having a
birthday cupcake in space!
337
00:21:33,399 --> 00:21:36,601
With a wizard!
My best friend's a wizard!
338
00:21:36,635 --> 00:21:39,637
I'm so glad I don't have to
keep it from you anymore.
339
00:21:39,672 --> 00:21:44,042
Me, too! Wait, so you have powers?
Like you can fly and teleport places?
340
00:21:44,076 --> 00:21:46,911
Wizards are kind of like
superheroes. - Yeah.
341
00:21:46,946 --> 00:21:49,614
Except we don't do anything
for the good of society.
342
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,450
Happy birthday!
343
00:21:55,354 --> 00:21:59,390
ok, so we didn't get you
anything for your big day,
344
00:21:59,424 --> 00:22:01,792
But we wanted to show
you something instead.
345
00:22:01,827 --> 00:22:04,462
They wanted to show you something.
346
00:22:07,666 --> 00:22:10,167
I said it on the cab ride
home and I'll say it again:
347
00:22:10,202 --> 00:22:13,671
Alex has violated wizard code by
revealing our secret to harper.
348
00:22:13,705 --> 00:22:17,208
I know how you feel, but we all
agreed to trust alex and harper.
349
00:22:18,944 --> 00:22:21,445
Between me and you,
they're gonna blow it by Saturday.
350
00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,247
We'll use mind-erase
spell on harper
351
00:22:23,282 --> 00:22:25,983
And bing-bang-boom,
we're back in business.
352
00:22:30,422 --> 00:22:32,556
What? That's just
your food storage.
353
00:22:32,591 --> 00:22:35,259
That's what you used to think.
354
00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:47,805
Whoa!
355
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,982
This is where you do inventory?
356
00:22:59,217 --> 00:23:01,686
This is gonna take a
while for it to sink in.
357
00:23:01,687 --> 00:23:11,687
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