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With my brave knight and
my hello pony blankie,
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The faster we go, the safer I feel.
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Oh, sweet, shining alex,
thou art the bomb.
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Right back at thou.
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Oops.
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You dropped your blankie, milady.
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Take it. It shall keep thee cozy.
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hey, justin. Why don't we invent an
edible flaming sandwich for kids?
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because I think most kids
like having their eyebrows.
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- Oh.
- Halt! Who goes there?
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I shall never let
danger touch milady.
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Not danger. Dorks.
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No one must know that I crush on thee.
I'm sorry, knight,
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But I must bid thee... Later.
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Literarium terrarium.
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I'm telling you,
there has got to be a way
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To put something on fire in
my mouth without it hurting.
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What are you doing in here?
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What does it look like
I'm doing in here?
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Uh... Trying to come up with an
answer to the question I just asked.
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Ok, you got me.
You win. Nice going.
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Heh-heh. We won.
I feel pretty good about that.
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- She's up to something.
- Yeah, we never win.
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* well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze *
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* that the end will no
doubt justify the means *
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* you can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease *
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* yes, please *
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* well, you might find out
it'll go to your head *
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* when you write a report
on a book you never read *
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* with a snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
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* that's what I said *
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* everything is not what it seems *
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* when you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams *
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* you might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
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* because everything
is not what it seems *
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* everything is not what it seems *
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* when you can have what you
want by the simplest of means *
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* be careful not to mess
with the balance of things *
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* because everything is not *
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* what it seems *
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Alex, look! There's dean,
that guy you like.
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Should I get you a bullhorn so you
can announce it to the whole school?
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I don't want anyone to know. - Sorry,
but I just don't know what you see in dean.
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He's dangerous. He gives temporary
tattoos in the boys' bathroom!
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- Hey, dean.
- What's up?
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So, I hear your temporary tattoo
business has really taken off.
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Hey, joey, show her my portfolio.
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Bam!
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Hm. So, do you ever give
those to cute girls?
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What cute girl are
you thinking about?
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Harper.
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Uh, she's totally into it.
We'll get back to you on that, ok?
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I don't care how much you have a crush on
him. I'm not getting a temporary tattoo
from dean!
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I know, I know. I'm sorry.
I just panicked.
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What do you see in him,
anyway? He had a mustache all summer!
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Alex, red alert. Gigi and the
wannabes are heading this way.
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I can't believe it. It's after second
period and I haven't humiliated anyone
today.
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Look. Hey, everyone. Laura moloney is
moving into andy hollenbeck's locker.
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They're totally going out.
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We're just lab partners.
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We're just lab partners?
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You are embarrassed to
be going out with me.
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That's it. We're done.
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It's sick. It's like gigi gets a thrill out
of humiliating people just 'cause they like
someone.
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See? This is why no one can
know I have a crush on dean.
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He doesn't have a bedtime!
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I'm sorry. You just say his
name and these things pop up.
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Guess what, alex? We're having
a sleepover at cindy's tonight.
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And like always,
you're not invited.
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Gigi, how many times are you
gonna not invite me to something
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Before you realize I don't care?
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Well, if you don't care so much,
why did you crank call us last time?
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You can't prove that was me.
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Hey, justin, look what
I found in the lair.
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Alex has a book with hundreds
of drawings she made.
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That's lame. - Yeah.
Almost as lame as that book you have
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With the pictures of that
weather lady from channel nine.
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Her name is wendy leonard,
and her forecasts are extremely accurate.
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You know what?
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Dude, this isn't a book.
This is a magic journal.
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Alex has drawn herself an entire
fairy tale world that she lives in!
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Dude, she uses the literarium
terrarium spell to go inside of it!
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Wow. Look at all this
embarrassing princess-y stuff.
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Who knew alex was such a girl?
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It is pretty shocking.
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Oh, my gosh. There's gigi.
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Oh, brother.
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I usually don't notice girls
with soft, shiny hair,
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But it's like a field
of gold up there.
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Ok, dude, whatever you do,
don't show this to gigi.
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If alex didn't want us to see it,
there's no way she wants gigi to see it.
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Justin. Hi, max.
What you got there?
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It's alex's secret journal and pictures.
She's created drawings. Look.
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Like I said, don't show it to gigi!
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But justin, we hate alex
and gigi hates alex,
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So don't we want
to give it to gigi?
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There's a difference between
family hate and people hate.
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If someone in your family hates someone,
you're supposed to, too.
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Oh, I get it. Then I hate pumpkin
pie so you hate pumpkin pie.
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You know I love pumpkin pie!
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Max, could you carry
my books for me?
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Yes!
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Can I brush your hair, too?
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Is that weird?
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Yeah.
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It is, actually. That's ok.
I'll take my books back.
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Max, she just took alex's journal.
Oh, did I?
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I see it right there,
so I'm just gonna take it back.
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- I don't think that's a good idea.
- Just hand it to me.
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- I'm popular so I can keep the book.
- Voice is being raised.
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- I get everything I want.
- Oh, whoa, max!
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I don't have my gym clothes on.
Go get her!
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Literarium terrarium!
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I got the book back. - Now how are
we gonna get her out of the book?
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Hey, I got the book back. Now you've
got to start pulling some weight.
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Is anybody here?
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"alex's blankie?"
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Where am I?
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You're in alex's journal.
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I'm in alex's journal?
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Ok, I thought I was just reading
alex's journal. - Right.
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You're reading alex's journal.
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I'm alex's teddy bear.
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Stay on the pathways, and if you see any
stuffing that looks like this, it's mine.
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I'm so glad alex erased that dog.
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Ok, she has a teddy
bear and a blankie?
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She's not as tough as she
wants everyone to think.
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What else does she have in here?
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All her secrets.
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Oh, I'm so gonna keep reading.
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The school's gonna love
hearing stories about alex
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That I don't have to make up.
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You know what I'd love?
Some fiberfill.
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If you see alex,
tell her to draw me some.
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And maybe a hot tub.
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Wouldn't you just get
all wet and soggy?
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Hey, that's my problem.
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Just mention it to her.
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Hey, check out the wannabes.
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They're totally lost without gigi.
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Here's our chance
to mess with them.
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Hey, guys, where's gigi?
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We don't know where gigi is.
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Oh. Well, she's probably off getting
a jump on the new fashion trend...
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...Wearing shoes on your hands.
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And, uh, you guys should probably
do it too, or she'll get mad.
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Oh, thanks, alex.
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For an enemy, you are a lifesaver.
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Just because we're enemies
doesn't mean we don't care.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Gigi's also off getting
her head shaved.
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Do with that what you will.
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Yeah, right. How do we get
gigi out of the magic journal
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Without letting her know that
there is a magic journal?
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Well, I've given this
a lot of thought.
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Perfect. What do you got?
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That's it.
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- We gotta buy ourselves some time.
- Yes, yes, um...
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Where's a good hiding spot
for the journal? - I got it.
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You know how dad can always stare into the
fridge and never find the mustard bottle?
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He's, "we're out.
I can't make a sandwich!"
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And then mom's like, "
it's right in front of your eyes, jer."
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Oh, yeah, yes!
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So we'll use magic to turn alex's
book into dad's squeezable mustard!
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No.
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We gotta hide the
journal in plain sight.
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Aw, man, I was hoping we
could use a spell like...
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...Like bookus mustardo.
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Alex always steers
clear of a bookshelf,
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Plus, boom, it'll blend right in.
She'll never know.
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I think that's alex.
Act natural, act natural.
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Hey, guys. Did you notice that
gigi left school early today?
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I kind of missed her. Especially in pe.
We started dodgeball.
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And why is my journal on
the bookshelf by the door?
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- How did you see that?
- I knew it wouldn't work.
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Bookus mustardo! Bookus mustardo!
Bookus mustardo!
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You guys are toast.
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My journal is for my eyes only.
What do you know?
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That you have a crush on
dean "the tattoo" moriarty.
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I do not!
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And that we accidentally
trapped gigi in there.
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What?
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Gigi's in my journal?
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This is unbelievable.
This is my worst nightmare.
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All of my secrets are there and now gigi's
gonna know that I have a crush on dean.
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Knew it!
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Gigi hasn't talked to the knight who looks
like dean so she doesn't know about my
crush.
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I'm gonna go get her out before
she meets him. - No, you can't.
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She'll tell everyone she
was in a magical journal.
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They'll know we're wizards. - What do you
want me to do, leave her there forever?
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No! No, just give me some time to figure
out how to explain this to her when she
gets out.
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Fine. I'll give you one day.
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In the meantime,
nobody opens this book.
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As long as this book stays closed,
everything in my fantasy world freezes.
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I won't let her find out
any of my other secrets.
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- Like...
- Max, stop it!
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Listen... Nobody's crying!
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Gigi must not be in school again!
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Well, something tells me her
schedule must have been booked.
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That she's in a real binding.
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That she may be starting a
new chapter in her life.
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Why are you talking like that?
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Oh, it's really clever if you knew.
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Hey!
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I mean... That's good...
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...That you did what
gigi wanted you to do.
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I didn't think they'd do it.
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Gigi also told me she wants
you guys to wear yarn wigs.
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Yarn wigs?
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They exist. I can show
you how to make them.
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Now, that one you're
just making up.
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That's ridiculous.
Gigi would never say that.
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She hates yarn.
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How can you hate yarn?
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I wear a lot of yarn.
Then again, gigi hates me.
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It all makes sense now!
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Hey, justin, so I was looking at alex's
journal... - Where did yofind that?
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- She hid it in my hamper.
- Genius.
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You never open that thing. - I know. I
tripped over some clothes and I fell on it.
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Oh, quick. Alex is coming.
Hide it in plain sight.
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Hey, guys, what's up?
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it's working.
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No, it's not working.
What are you doing with my journal?
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I peeked.
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You opened it?
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That's what "peeked" means.
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Oh, no. Gigi's riding with
my knight on his motorcycle.
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He has his helmet on.
She doesn't know he looks like dean.
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Yeah, well, I'm gonna go in there and
get her out before she finds out.
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- Literarium...
- No, alex, you can't.
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00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:23,822
I haven't figured out how to
keep her from exposing us.
235
00:13:24,357 --> 00:13:27,391
Yeah, well, gigi finding out about dean
is worse than finding out about magic.
236
00:13:27,426 --> 00:13:30,726
- Really?
- No, but it's important to me.
237
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,160
Literarium terrarium.
238
00:13:35,594 --> 00:13:38,861
Ok, we gotta get going.
We gotta keep her from exposing magic.
239
00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:43,031
Literarium terrarium.
240
00:13:47,568 --> 00:13:50,937
- No, alex, stop. What are you trying to do?
- I'm trying to stop gigi.
241
00:13:50,971 --> 00:13:54,073
Here. Hold my veil. I don't want
it to get caught in the catapult.
242
00:14:00,947 --> 00:14:03,581
- That was close.
- It wasn't that close enough!
243
00:14:03,615 --> 00:14:06,584
Alex, as much as that was like,
totally awesome...
244
00:14:06,618 --> 00:14:10,122
Did you see that! It was like,
swoosh...!
245
00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:16,831
It's not the right way to
deal with the situation.
246
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,602
Well, I've got to stop her before she finds
out I drew the knight to look like dean.
247
00:14:20,636 --> 00:14:23,038
Hey, I could joust her for him.
248
00:14:23,072 --> 00:14:27,308
Then, when I win, we could ride off
in the sunset and she'll never know.
249
00:14:27,342 --> 00:14:31,245
Joust? - Yeah. I've got jousting
stuff in the jousting shed.
250
00:14:31,279 --> 00:14:33,982
Oh. Your fantasy world
involves a lot of sharp metal.
251
00:14:34,016 --> 00:14:35,817
- Oh, thank you.
- Welcome.
252
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,355
Ok.
253
00:14:45,396 --> 00:14:47,698
Let's take our mount and
chase down that evil gigi
254
00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:50,167
Before she unveils the
knight's true identity.
255
00:14:52,536 --> 00:14:55,871
- Hold on.
- Onward, my loyal bros.
256
00:14:55,905 --> 00:14:59,574
What are you doing? - This is how I
talk when I'm in my fantasy world.
257
00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:03,277
Oh, how awesome are thou and thee.
258
00:15:03,311 --> 00:15:05,613
See, this is why I
never draw you here.
259
00:15:11,585 --> 00:15:13,786
- Oh, there she is!
- drive faster!
260
00:15:13,821 --> 00:15:16,655
- I don't know the speed limit.
- Well, it's faster than this.
261
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,323
My teddy bear's about to pass us.
262
00:15:19,558 --> 00:15:22,994
Stop! Stop! My stuffing's
caught in your chain.
263
00:15:31,169 --> 00:15:35,372
Pull over! Pull over, my unfair maiden,
and hand me back my blankie!
264
00:15:39,711 --> 00:15:42,078
Oh, alex, your journal
is so beautiful.
265
00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:44,080
- Thank you.
- And revealing.
266
00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:48,017
I've seen your hello pony blanket,
I've seen your teddy bear.
267
00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:51,990
I can't wait to see who the knight you're
crushing on is. - No, you're not gonna see
him.
268
00:15:52,024 --> 00:15:54,259
Because I challenge thou to a duel.
269
00:15:54,293 --> 00:15:58,930
A joust of sorts.
Well, actually, it is a joust.
270
00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:02,300
Whoever knocks the other off her iron
steed rides away with the knight,
271
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:04,669
Sir lord of cuteness.
272
00:16:04,703 --> 00:16:07,037
Fine. Give me a lance
and I'll joust you.
273
00:16:07,072 --> 00:16:08,906
I've got one for you.
274
00:16:11,176 --> 00:16:14,678
- And a helmet for safety.
- Ow!
275
00:16:14,713 --> 00:16:17,682
Should have given you
the shin guards first.
276
00:16:39,907 --> 00:16:42,008
We should move or we're
gonna be shish-kabob.
277
00:16:42,142 --> 00:16:45,144
Are those the sticks with beef
or the sticks with chicken?
278
00:16:45,179 --> 00:16:48,114
It's meat with a stick through it.
279
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,251
- Oh.
- Come on.
280
00:17:02,028 --> 00:17:03,996
Whoo!
281
00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:06,598
Yes! Whoo!
282
00:17:06,633 --> 00:17:08,100
It was great!
283
00:17:10,303 --> 00:17:13,004
Knight, knight! Let us
ride off into the sunset.
284
00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:16,807
- Not before a kiss.
- It's dean!
285
00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:19,611
It's dean!
Alex has a crush on dean!
286
00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:21,947
What? That is not dean!
287
00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:24,416
Dean is a lot taller than that.
288
00:17:24,451 --> 00:17:26,386
And his eyes aren't
even that color.
289
00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,956
Not just because I ran out
of that color pencil, either.
290
00:17:28,991 --> 00:17:31,727
Dean's eyes are blue or blue-green,
depending on the light.
291
00:17:31,761 --> 00:17:33,664
A beautiful blue-green.
292
00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:37,002
Ow! Something bit my toe.
293
00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:40,439
- Oh, those would be toe leeches.
- Toe leeches?
294
00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:44,410
It's my book. They started out as smudges,
but then I made them into something.
295
00:17:44,444 --> 00:17:46,345
Get me out of here!
296
00:17:46,379 --> 00:17:48,080
Oh, anything for you, my love.
297
00:17:48,114 --> 00:17:50,014
Literarium terrarium.
298
00:17:50,049 --> 00:17:52,082
What did you just do?
299
00:17:52,117 --> 00:17:55,151
- She wanted to get out.
- Of the pond!
300
00:17:55,186 --> 00:17:57,387
She's gonna tell everyone
that we're wizards.
301
00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:59,655
Forget about that.
What about my crush on dean?
302
00:17:59,823 --> 00:18:02,725
You gotta get over this kid.
He doesn't even have a library card!
303
00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:05,627
- Well, neither do I.
- Yes, you do.
304
00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:07,595
I signed you up for on
305
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,766
Oh, hey, gigi. The wannabes
have been looking for you.
306
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,534
Ah! Here it is. Alex's journal.
307
00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:21,670
That's alex's journal?
You better not look in there.
308
00:18:23,639 --> 00:18:25,907
Welli already did,
and I've seen everything.
309
00:18:25,941 --> 00:18:28,275
It's amazingly vivid.
310
00:18:30,344 --> 00:18:33,311
Gigi! Last thing you remembered,
311
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,445
We were chasing after you
to get alex's journal,
312
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:37,814
When you fell and
bumped your head. Boop!
313
00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:41,783
You were completely passed out,
talking all kinds of nonsense
314
00:18:41,817 --> 00:18:43,917
About being trapped
in a medieval world.
315
00:18:43,952 --> 00:18:47,718
But really you just had
a horrible concussion.
316
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:51,520
And you, you were there.
And he was there.
317
00:18:51,555 --> 00:18:54,923
D I... Was there.
318
00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:57,224
What? I thought I was just
reading alex's journal
319
00:18:57,259 --> 00:18:58,992
And everything was totally vivid.
320
00:19:00,261 --> 00:19:02,795
That's exactly what
I'm trying to say.
321
00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:07,065
- Gigi, give me back my journal.
- No. Alex, you are so burned.
322
00:19:08,034 --> 00:19:11,102
Listen up, everyone.
323
00:19:11,136 --> 00:19:13,671
I found out at miss
"too cool to care" alex
324
00:19:13,705 --> 00:19:16,206
Has a journal full of
embarrassing secrets.
325
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,708
- She's making this up.
- No, she's telling the truth.
326
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,277
What are you doing? - I'm not
gonna give her the satisfaction.
327
00:19:24,979 --> 00:19:27,780
Ok, so gigi saw my journal.
328
00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:32,483
Where I draw pictures of
myself living like a princess
329
00:19:32,517 --> 00:19:37,454
In a castle with my hello
pony blankie, my teddy bear
330
00:19:37,488 --> 00:19:40,389
And a handsome knight who sure
looks a little bit like dean.
331
00:19:40,423 --> 00:19:42,391
But it could have en anybody.
332
00:19:42,425 --> 00:19:44,125
Oh, no, it could not have.
333
00:19:46,428 --> 00:19:48,962
See? Alex has a crush
on dean moriarty!
334
00:19:50,198 --> 00:19:52,532
Hey, I have a journal
with secrets in it.
335
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:55,868
I'll admit it. I like
prending I'm a princess.
336
00:19:55,902 --> 00:19:59,137
But I'm also the kind of girl who
wouldn't be caught dead at prom,
337
00:19:59,171 --> 00:20:01,972
Unless it was a zombie prom and
we all dressed up like zombies.
338
00:20:02,007 --> 00:20:05,508
Oh, my gosh. I would so be
on the committee for that.
339
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:10,478
Bottom line, I'm hard to
figure out. Deal with it.
340
00:20:10,512 --> 00:20:14,714
Yeah, and I have acrapbook with pictures
of the weather lady from channel nine.
341
00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:17,150
Deal with that!
342
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,585
Seriously, you should keep that to yourself,
but thanks for trying.
343
00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:30,757
Ok, so from this point on, everybody in
this school is done being humiliated by
gigi.
344
00:20:30,792 --> 00:20:32,959
- Who's with me? Come on!
- I am!
345
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:42,416
This is still my school.
Clear the halls.
346
00:20:50,357 --> 00:20:53,526
- Hi.
- Sorry if I embarrassed you.
347
00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:55,728
Nope. I liked it.
348
00:20:55,762 --> 00:20:58,062
The way you drew me,
I look pretty ripped.
349
00:20:58,096 --> 00:21:01,164
That's because you are ripped,
dean, yeah! - Oh, yeah!
350
00:21:01,199 --> 00:21:04,734
Thanks, guys.
351
00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:08,402
Gigi thought it looked like you,
but I'm not that great of an artist.
352
00:21:08,436 --> 00:21:12,136
I think you're pretty good,
russo. - At drawing?
353
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,570
If that's what you want
to be talking about.
354
00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:16,371
Then, sure.
355
00:21:21,342 --> 00:21:23,075
Nicely done, alex.
356
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:25,176
It always pays to be
proud of who you are.
357
00:21:25,211 --> 00:21:28,811
I mean, that's what I do and
everyone respects me for it.
358
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,046
I respect you.
359
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:32,879
I justamily hate you.
360
00:21:32,914 --> 00:21:34,881
I can live with that.
361
00:21:34,915 --> 00:21:36,782
You kinda have to.
362
00:21:36,816 --> 00:21:39,149
I know.
363
00:21:44,946 --> 00:21:47,915
I'm ready for my temporary
tattoo. Just do it!
364
00:21:47,949 --> 00:21:51,085
Harper, I told you, you didn't have
to do this if you didn't want to.
365
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,186
No, I have to prove
something to myself.
366
00:21:53,221 --> 00:21:56,389
I have to conquer my fear.
Do it, dean, just do it.
367
00:21:56,423 --> 00:21:58,757
He plays video games
with parental warnings!
368
00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:02,427
Oh, it's so cold.
Get it off, get it off!
369
00:22:02,461 --> 00:22:06,196
No, come on, come on.
Two more seconds, two more seconds.
370
00:22:06,230 --> 00:22:08,798
And we're done.
371
00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:11,500
Does it make me look too tough?
372
00:22:11,535 --> 00:22:14,536
I don't know. It's the
first unicorn I've done.
373
00:22:16,238 --> 00:22:18,072
Nah, I think it looks good.
374
00:22:18,107 --> 00:22:21,409
Dean, you said I could
have the unicorn!
375
00:22:21,410 --> 00:22:30,410
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