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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,667 --> 00:00:08,233 - Juliet! - Oh, hi! How's it going? 2 00:00:08,233 --> 00:00:10,834 I'm glad you're here. I wanted to ask you something. 3 00:00:10,834 --> 00:00:13,133 Um... Will you, uh... 4 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:14,934 Will you go to prom with me? 5 00:00:14,934 --> 00:00:17,700 Oh... [chuckles] Justin, that... that's sweet. 6 00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:19,200 But I'm... I'm a vampire, 7 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:20,800 and I've been alive for a long time, 8 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,667 so I've been to way too many proms. 9 00:00:23,467 --> 00:00:25,200 How many? 10 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,200 Well... Five hundred twenty-three. 11 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,667 - Oh. - Yeah. 12 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:34,667 That's, um... a sizable number. 13 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:37,900 You see, the thing about prom is people always expect too much 14 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,100 and they're always let down. 15 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,734 [scoffs] Not this time. 16 00:00:40,734 --> 00:00:43,834 Guess what our theme is? Best Night Ever. 17 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:47,200 There you go. 18 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:49,734 It's like one prom I went to, the theme was Starry Night. 19 00:00:49,734 --> 00:00:52,133 - I was there with this guy, Galileo. - The astronomer? 20 00:00:52,133 --> 00:00:55,100 - Is there another one? - I think there might be a rapper. 21 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:58,367 - Oh, no. That's Lil' Galileo. - Oh, yeah. 22 00:00:58,367 --> 00:01:01,300 Juliet, if you go to the prom with me, 23 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:03,300 I will find a way to make it special. 24 00:01:03,300 --> 00:01:06,600 I prom-ise. 25 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,367 OK. I'll go. 26 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,600 You won me over with your goofy play on words. 27 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,500 People underestimate the power of goofy. 28 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,200 Yes. 29 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,367 Harper, it's prom season! 30 00:01:20,367 --> 00:01:23,367 And this year's theme is Best Night Ever. Awesome. 31 00:01:23,367 --> 00:01:25,233 Oh, my gosh. I'm excited, too! 32 00:01:25,233 --> 00:01:27,500 Sometimes I stifle my excitement in front of you, 33 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:31,500 'cause you're rarely ever excited like this! Wait. 34 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,800 Why are you excited about prom? 35 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:36,600 I'm not. Look... 36 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:40,000 I'm excited about you and me planning the anti-prom. 37 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,500 I knew it. I was excited about the wrong thing. 38 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:47,400 Harper, look, for anti-prom we're gonna go with a zombie theme. 39 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,934 Zombies move really slow, but they're also scary. 40 00:01:49,934 --> 00:01:53,133 Slow but scary is the perfect combination in a monster... 41 00:01:53,133 --> 00:01:54,800 ...and a prom. 42 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,300 [no audible dialogue] 43 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,800 Do you think Zeke would go with me? 44 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:03,500 [no audible dialogue] 45 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:05,934 You like Zeke? 46 00:02:07,133 --> 00:02:09,233 Yeah. 47 00:02:09,233 --> 00:02:11,000 I think he likes me, too. 48 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,800 I slipped and fell in the cafeteria 49 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,400 and he stepped around me like a gentleman. 50 00:02:18,100 --> 00:02:20,400 Why don't you go ask him? 51 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,133 Hey, Zeke... 52 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:24,900 We're planning zombie prom on the same night as regular prom. 53 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,667 Oh! I love zombies. 54 00:02:26,667 --> 00:02:29,900 It's weird, though. Their slowness actually makes them scarier. 55 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:34,300 I was wondering if maybe you would like to... 56 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:38,567 ...be on the committee to plan zombie prom? 57 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:41,734 And maybe after we plan it, we could... 58 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:43,300 ...be on the clean-up committee. 59 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:46,000 And in between the planning and cleaning, 60 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,734 we might as well... 61 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:50,300 ...stop by and make sure everyone's having a good time. 62 00:02:53,233 --> 00:02:55,600 Are you asking me... 63 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:58,100 ...to be on three committees? 64 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:04,100 Change my name to Extracurricular Man! Oh! 65 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:12,700 I totally chickened out. 66 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:16,033 Yeah, but the good news is, you're dressed like a chicken. 67 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,600 These are penguins. 68 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,400 Oh... that's funny. 69 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,100 'Cause you said... 70 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,367 You said chicken, 71 00:03:25,367 --> 00:03:28,800 but you're wearing penguins and... 72 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,500 Birds. 73 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 74 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,100 ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 75 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:43,300 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 76 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,734 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 77 00:03:44,734 --> 00:03:46,600 ♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 78 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,500 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 79 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,133 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 80 00:03:51,133 --> 00:03:52,600 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 81 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,800 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 82 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:59,800 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 83 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,400 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 84 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:08,000 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 85 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,300 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 86 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:15,500 ♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪ 87 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:18,800 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 88 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,967 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 89 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:25,100 ♪ What it seems ♪♪ 90 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:39,734 And that is why wands are not supposed to be kept in back pockets. 91 00:04:39,734 --> 00:04:40,934 Yes. Thank you, Dad. 92 00:04:40,934 --> 00:04:43,367 This baby's going in my front pocket this time. 93 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,600 [wand breaks] 94 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:53,900 Oh! Wizard mail's here. 95 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:58,000 There's a, uh, package for Max. 96 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,834 And it's not from himself. 97 00:04:59,834 --> 00:05:02,000 You finally learned where to put the return address. 98 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,300 [feigns a laugh] 99 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,900 Hey, I've been chosen to help trial test 100 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:15,667 a new wizard gadget called the No Fear Ring. 101 00:05:18,734 --> 00:05:21,367 Yeah, they, uh, want to see if this thing makes me fearless, 102 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:23,100 and then give them feedback. 103 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:25,600 Dude, you don't even know what the word feedback means. 104 00:05:27,934 --> 00:05:31,100 Feedback. They want me to throw up. 105 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:35,834 Yeah. I know how to sound out words. 106 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:41,233 Besides, I don't care. They're gonna pay me for it. 107 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:45,700 I'll just, uh, sign this permission slip 108 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:48,934 and have them send the check to me. 109 00:05:48,934 --> 00:05:52,200 You know, to pay for the new wand I'm about to buy. 110 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,033 And that, too. 111 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,734 Hey, Dad. Guys, I need to get the word out about zombie prom. 112 00:06:02,734 --> 00:06:04,400 Zombie prom? 113 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:07,867 Juliet and I will be at Best Night Ever with all the normal people. 114 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:13,200 Yes. The wizard-slash-vampire couple should definitely go to the normal people prom. 115 00:06:15,734 --> 00:06:19,300 - Have fun with that. - We will. 116 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,300 What are you going to call zombie prom, 117 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:25,200 A Night to Dis-member? 118 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:32,600 That's actually not bad idea. Thank you, Justin. 119 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,200 No, no, no. You can't use that. That was a burn. 120 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,300 It's in the burn rule book... 121 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,667 ...that's in that bookshelf. 122 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:43,100 [scoffs] 123 00:06:43,100 --> 00:06:46,300 So, Max, will you hand these out at school for me? 124 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:48,100 I don't know about that, Alex. 125 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,367 I mean I'm getting paid for this No Fear Ring thing. 126 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:53,500 So... you should probably pay me for this. 127 00:06:53,500 --> 00:06:56,767 You mean, you'll have money so you should pay me for letting you do it? 128 00:06:56,767 --> 00:06:58,667 - Is that what I meant? - That's what you said. 129 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:03,200 OK, then. Oh, but can I pay you after I hand them out? 130 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,700 [scoffs] I should charge you extra for that. But I won't. 131 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:08,867 Thank you. Just got to finish up, uh, 132 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:12,000 filling out this permission slip. 133 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,500 [humming] 134 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,200 That permission slip seemed surprisingly heavy. 135 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,400 Mail's here. 136 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:45,133 Zombie prom? 137 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:49,000 - I'm not going. - [grunts] 138 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,667 Last prom I lost an arm. 139 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,767 I love to dance. 140 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:57,200 Come on, we never do anything fun anymore. 141 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:00,300 Fine, I'll go. 142 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,900 But I'm not dancing. 143 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,367 All right, think, Zeke. 144 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,934 I gotta make this prom special for Juliet. 145 00:08:14,934 --> 00:08:18,400 - She's been to tons of them. - Juliet's been to lots of proms? 146 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,200 Yeah. 147 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,367 Because she already... graduated. 148 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:27,000 Ah, an older lady? 149 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,767 Way to go, buddy. 150 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:31,133 Hey, you know what they say about older ladies? 151 00:08:31,133 --> 00:08:33,233 What? 152 00:08:33,233 --> 00:08:37,400 They like to eat dinner at 4:00 and they get amazing discounts. 153 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:40,367 OK. OK, I got it. Maybe... 154 00:08:40,367 --> 00:08:42,500 ...I'll get up on stage with the DJ, right? 155 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:45,200 And I'll serenade Juliet in front of everyone. 156 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,600 Then, wait, wait, wait... 157 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,567 When the tears are welling up in her eyes, 158 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,567 I'll ask her to go steady. 159 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:53,300 Yeah, serenade? 160 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,800 [robotic voice] "Danger. Danger. Will Robinson." 161 00:08:55,800 --> 00:08:57,800 Here's what you do. 162 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,133 Pick her up in a horse-drawn carriage. 163 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:03,500 Girls love alternative means of transportation. 164 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:06,200 - Huh? - Dude! 165 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,767 - Juliet, hey. - Hi. 166 00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:09,867 Hey, OK. I know what I'm gonna do. 167 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:11,967 I'm gonna take you to prom... 168 00:09:11,967 --> 00:09:13,900 ...in a horse-drawn carriage. 169 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:17,900 Every time I've gone to prom in a horse-drawn carriage, 170 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,734 we've ended up having to walk home. 171 00:09:19,734 --> 00:09:21,500 Why, 'cause the horses run away? 172 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,300 Oh, they try. 173 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:26,200 But I'm too fast for them. Then it's lights out, horsy. 174 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:30,867 But, you really don't need to do anything special for prom. 175 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:32,100 - It's OK. - OK, fine. 176 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,600 No horse-drawn carriage. 177 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,834 But I'm still gonna serenade you. 178 00:09:35,834 --> 00:09:37,800 Oh, that's pretty good. 179 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,000 - No one's ever done that before, Justin. - I knew it. 180 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:45,500 I know nothing about women. 181 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:51,200 Oh, but hey, so I can't wait to dig up my parents and tell them. 182 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,233 Zeke, there's only one thing that will make zombie prom fun for me. 183 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,700 Would you... 184 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,734 ...design a decorative coffin table for snacks? 185 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:09,100 Snack committee? Yeah! 186 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:12,000 Open the lid, get the dip. I'm on it. 187 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:19,300 Alex, I did it again. I panicked and completely bailed. 188 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:21,667 Yeah, ya did. 189 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:23,700 I think I can help you with your fear. Hang on. 190 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,500 Hey, Max. 191 00:10:27,867 --> 00:10:30,767 Good job bussing that table. High five. 192 00:10:30,767 --> 00:10:32,867 It feels good to be appreciated. 193 00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,967 Yeah, don't get used to it. 194 00:10:38,033 --> 00:10:39,934 Here, put this on. I borrowed it from Max. 195 00:10:39,934 --> 00:10:41,600 It's a magic No Fear Ring. 196 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,934 No Fear Ring? I'm a little scared. 197 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,000 Yeah. Until you put it on. 198 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,600 It goes with what you're wearing. 199 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,300 It does, doesn't it? 200 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,967 But, don't show anybody. 201 00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:56,100 Max doesn't even know I took it off his finger. 202 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:58,233 You'd make an amazing pick-pocket. 203 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:01,367 Hey. It's not a skill I'm proud of. 204 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:04,500 Yes, it is. It totally comes in handy. 205 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,900 Ah! Which reminds me... Here is your coin purse back. 206 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,400 Sorry. 207 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,000 Zeke. Zombie prom. 208 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:19,934 Me, you, on a date. Let's do this thing! 209 00:11:20,834 --> 00:11:23,734 - Totally! - Walk with me. 210 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:25,800 And keep telling me things you love about me. 211 00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:28,500 Well, ladybugs are awesome on you. 212 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,400 And you walk fast, that's cool. 213 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,100 Wow. 214 00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:41,233 [Justin singing off-key] ♪Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi♪ 215 00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:42,934 ♪I...♪ [clears throat] 216 00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:45,900 ♪ I, I, I... ♪ Aw, man. [clears throat] 217 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:48,567 Me, me, me, me? I, I, I, I? 218 00:11:48,567 --> 00:11:50,867 Wow. Self-centered much? 219 00:11:50,867 --> 00:11:52,900 I'm doing vocal exercises, 220 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,500 so I can serenade Juliet tonight. 221 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:56,967 Singing? In front of all those people? 222 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,934 Who do you think you are, Lil' Galileo? 223 00:11:58,934 --> 00:12:02,400 No. I can actually sing. Lil' Galileo? Fast talker. 224 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,033 That's it. That's all he's got. 225 00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:07,200 No, I know you can sing. 226 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,667 I'm just saying, 227 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:11,500 do you really want to do it in front of all those people, 228 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,700 staring right up at you? 229 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:18,000 Waving their cell phone cameras. Taking your picture. 230 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,667 Putting it on the Internet 231 00:12:19,667 --> 00:12:23,200 for people to see over and over and over again? 232 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:28,467 so people can watch it for years and years and years. 233 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,700 No, it's gonna, it's gonna be great, 234 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:34,200 because after that, 235 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,300 I'm going to ask her to go steady with me. 236 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:39,767 Go steady? Whose prom are you going to? Grandpa's? 237 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:42,133 Going steady is romantic. 238 00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:44,967 If you find hysterical laughter romantic, then you're good. 239 00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:48,033 - I'm not nervous, Alex. - Oh, I didn't ask, but thank you. 240 00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:55,967 Max, where's the ring, dude? I need to borrow it tonight. 241 00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:58,000 Fine, but this thing doesn't even work. 242 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,900 I don't feel the least bit different. 243 00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:04,734 What?! Where's the ring? 244 00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:08,967 Oh. Maybe that's why I don't feel different. 245 00:13:08,967 --> 00:13:11,900 - Hmm... - Max, where's the ring? 246 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:14,934 I won't have the nerve to serenade Juliet tonight without that ring. 247 00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:17,100 And how in the world am I going to ask her to go steady? 248 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:21,400 Go steady? Who are you, Grandpa? 249 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,100 I promised her I'd sing to her, 250 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,834 and without that ring I'm scared to death. 251 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:30,367 Hmm. Check my ear. I have my finger in there a lot. 252 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,567 We're done talking. 253 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:43,834 - [soft music plays] - How great is this? 254 00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:47,700 We all look gross, no one's smiling, and we get to drink brains. 255 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,734 Do I have any brains in my teeth? 256 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,400 - Yes. - Cool, cool. 257 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:03,033 Hey, no cutsies. 258 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:08,300 [gags] The costume is weak, but the smell is right on. 259 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:12,567 Wow. Nice skin, veiny-looking things, man. 260 00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:13,967 Way... way to commit, man. 261 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:20,200 Why don't you shuffle yourself to the back of the line. 262 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:22,867 Uh, Harper, maybe we should just let him cut in front. 263 00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:26,200 He seems a little dehydrated, not in the mood to talk. 264 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,934 Zeke, how can you be so cute and so spineless at the same time? 265 00:14:29,934 --> 00:14:31,400 I'm going to stand up to this punk. 266 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,734 [sighs] 267 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,000 - Real zombie? - [grunts] 268 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,567 OK. 269 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,767 [clears throat] Let's hear it for the Best Night Ever. 270 00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:57,734 [clears throat] Anyway, um... 271 00:14:57,734 --> 00:15:02,967 I would, uh, I would like to call up to the stage Juliet Van Heusen. 272 00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:07,233 [applause and cheers] 273 00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:10,200 And before I announce the winner 274 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,600 of the table centerpiece raffle... over there, 275 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,567 I would like to sing to her. 276 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:19,767 Oh, my gosh, he's gonna sing to her. 277 00:15:19,767 --> 00:15:22,100 Don't you ever do that to me. 278 00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:27,000 - [blows notes] - [hums a note] 279 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,900 Good. 280 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:32,100 [clears throat] One moment, just gotta get the beat. 281 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,300 How's that for perfect timing? 282 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:44,133 Hey. This right here, is the highlight of your whole life. 283 00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:48,934 How do you feel about it now? That's right. 284 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,800 [clears throat] 285 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:56,200 ♪ I'm too nervous to be clever ♪ 286 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:00,500 ♪ But I'd do anything for you whatever ♪ 287 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:05,567 ♪ To be without you I'd say never ♪ 288 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:10,467 ♪ It's because you and I are together ♪ 289 00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:11,967 ♪ That makes this ♪ 290 00:16:11,967 --> 00:16:14,567 ♪ The best night ♪ 291 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:16,567 ♪ Ever ♪♪ 292 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,200 - Could this get any worse? - Hold for it. 293 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,734 I'd like to say one more thing, people, before you clap. 294 00:16:26,734 --> 00:16:28,400 Juliet... 295 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,400 ...would you like to go steady with me? 296 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,233 [crowd murmuring] 297 00:16:35,934 --> 00:16:38,200 [whispering] Justin, the real zombies have crashed zombie... 298 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,800 - I can't hear you. - [in microphone] Real zombies have crashed the zombie prom. 299 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,100 Uh... 300 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:48,400 Um... a lot of... a lot of... 301 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:54,133 A lot of you might think you heard me say zombies. 302 00:16:54,133 --> 00:16:57,834 But that's because it's a zombie prom, 303 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:02,667 so I say zombies a lot. 304 00:17:02,667 --> 00:17:06,767 Just like I did right now. 305 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,967 That is all. 306 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,767 - [accoustic feedback] - [clears throat] 307 00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:19,400 What she meant was is the band, the Real Zombies, 308 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,200 uh, is actually playing at the zombie prom. 309 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,834 [crowd cheering] 310 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:29,100 - [uptempo music plays] - What are you looking at? 311 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:30,967 I want to have you for dinner. 312 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,700 I have a date, jerk. Zeke? 313 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:36,500 - Zeke? - Psst! Under here. 314 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,900 And now you've made my date uncomfortable. 315 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,300 You're gonna apologize or else you're gonna meet the king 316 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,133 and queen of this prom. 317 00:17:45,133 --> 00:17:47,000 Where's Zeke? 318 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,834 - [speaking in alien language] - [responds in alien language] 319 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:52,367 - Zeke! - Justin! 320 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,033 You are a sight for sore eyes. 321 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,500 Harper's standing up to those creeps. 322 00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,734 - She's fearless. - Got any room under there? 323 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:00,367 For Juliet. 324 00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:04,500 Or... or, we could stay out here and I could help you fight. 325 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,400 OK. Yeah. Let's do that. 326 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,100 Max, save yourself. 327 00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:13,700 This place is infested with zombies. 328 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:16,734 Yeah, I know. I got an RSVP from some zombies. 329 00:18:16,734 --> 00:18:19,600 That's where the flyers went. 330 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,567 Yes. Zombies are coming, man. 331 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:25,400 But don't worry, I already locked the doors. 332 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,700 Nobody can get in and we can't get out. 333 00:18:30,767 --> 00:18:32,900 Did you at least find the No Fear Ring? 334 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,800 - I could use it right now. - Harper has it. 335 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,767 That's why she's standing up to the zombies. 336 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:40,200 Whoa. Harper has my ring? I'm going in. 337 00:18:44,133 --> 00:18:46,700 Excuse me. Pardon me. Coming through. 338 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:50,100 Harper, you gotta give me my ring back. 339 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,800 I'm a product tester and I need to file a report on it 340 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,400 in order to get paid. 341 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:58,600 All right, not now. You know, you don't scare me. 342 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,066 Guys, we've got to help Harper. 343 00:19:01,734 --> 00:19:03,900 We've come to help you get out of here. 344 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,000 What? I'm not afraid of these losers. 345 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,033 Uh, if I didn't know any better, 346 00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,800 I'd say these zombie prom-goers were actual zombies. 347 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,400 Uh, they're from another school's drama department. 348 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:17,567 They have an unbelievable costume designer who also teaches chorus. 349 00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:20,934 Costume designer and chorus teacher? 350 00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:23,667 Mr. Santos from Jefferson High. 351 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,867 Oh, they must be here to dance battle us. 352 00:19:26,867 --> 00:19:28,734 Dance battle? 353 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,033 We do love to dance. 354 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:34,767 It's on! 355 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,300 One music video and we're expected 356 00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:39,800 to have dance battles everywhere. 357 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:42,700 - Come on! - [grunts]] 358 00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:44,900 [dance music plays] 359 00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:24,734 - [music stops] - [all cheering] 360 00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:25,867 Yes! 361 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,000 Yeah! Yeah! We won, we won! 362 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,300 Just once I'd like to win one of these! 363 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:36,600 That's right, keep walking, zombies. 364 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,367 What kind of zombies can't even dance a zombie dance? 365 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:41,367 Max, shh! Be quiet. They're zombies. 366 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:42,934 They could come back and eat your brain. 367 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,700 Yeah? 368 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,400 Good luck trying to eat these brains, zombies. 369 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,400 My dad says I got a thick skull. 370 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,967 He's not wearing the No Fear Ring, 371 00:21:52,967 --> 00:21:55,400 but he's still not afraid of anything. 372 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,734 Maybe the ring doesn't work. 373 00:21:56,734 --> 00:21:59,000 But when Harper had it on, she had no fear. 374 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,600 Oh, my gosh. It doesn't work on him, 375 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,400 because he already has no fear. 376 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,400 Everybody has fear. 377 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:09,500 Guys, who wants to dare me to cannonball into that punch bowl? 378 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,600 Ahh, you don't have to dare me. I dare myself. 379 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:15,100 OK. He has no fear. 380 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:19,367 Alex, anti-prom was more popular than real prom. 381 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:23,734 Wait. That means next year more people will want to go to anti-prom. 382 00:22:23,734 --> 00:22:26,734 So... then we'll go to real prom. 383 00:22:26,734 --> 00:22:29,300 We're always one step ahead of them. 384 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:34,567 [slow music plays] 385 00:22:38,667 --> 00:22:41,200 You really know how to zombie dance. 386 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:44,767 How many, uh, how many zombie proms have you been to? 387 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:48,834 Yes. 388 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,600 - Yes? - Yes, I'll go steady with you. 389 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,300 You will. That's... 390 00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,900 That's great, 391 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:03,200 because people sort of indicated that it was lame, 392 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,600 but, like, I don't really care what people think and... 393 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,767 [sighs] I'm nuts about you 394 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:11,467 and I just want to make you happy. 395 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,700 This is the best night ever. 28438