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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:07,500 Oh, no. Please tell me that's not a new robot you're building. 2 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:10,133 Uh, no, it's a pencil holder I made Dad for his birthday. 3 00:00:10,133 --> 00:00:13,500 This is the new robot I'm building. 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:16,734 A pencil holder? It looks like an old soup can. 5 00:00:16,734 --> 00:00:18,867 That's because it was an old soup can. 6 00:00:18,867 --> 00:00:20,834 Now it's a heartfelt gift I've made for Dad 7 00:00:20,834 --> 00:00:23,834 by removing the label and writing a clever slogan on the side. 8 00:00:23,834 --> 00:00:27,767 "Number one Dad, number two pencil." 9 00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:31,233 - [laughs] - Are you kidding me? 10 00:00:31,233 --> 00:00:34,867 Well, I also charmed it to magically sharpen pencils. 11 00:00:35,834 --> 00:00:38,367 [whirring] 12 00:00:40,300 --> 00:00:43,200 Yes, because it's so hard to do this. 13 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,667 I didn't get him anything. Put my name on it. 14 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:49,300 Oh, no, you're not sharing credit for my gift this year. 15 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:52,000 Fine, if that's the way you want it. 16 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,233 You're probably going to regret that decision. 17 00:00:54,233 --> 00:00:56,367 I'm not scared of you, Alex. 18 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,133 Stop staring at me. 19 00:01:03,767 --> 00:01:05,400 Max, you're not gonna wrap that cat up 20 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,500 and give it to Dad for his birthday again, are you? 21 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,000 He loves getting this cat every year. 22 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,667 [chuckles] He thinks he has a collection. 23 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:14,500 Hello, number eight. 24 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,600 Max, it's time you started learning from your big bro. 25 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,300 So I'm gonna let you jump on board 26 00:01:19,300 --> 00:01:21,500 with my thoughtful and unique gift. 27 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:25,200 Wait, you'll let him put his name on your gift but not mine? 28 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,600 Fine. Max, before you agree to that, 29 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,133 I'm gonna let you in on my gift. 30 00:01:29,133 --> 00:01:31,734 - What's your gift? - I don't know yet. 31 00:01:31,734 --> 00:01:34,967 But you can be sure it's not gonna look like something 32 00:01:34,967 --> 00:01:37,200 you could find in a kindergarten classroom. 33 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:41,100 Let's see: cat, soup can, nothing. 34 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:43,600 I'm gonna stick with the cat. 35 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:47,867 Hey, look who it is. It's the birthday guy. 36 00:01:47,867 --> 00:01:49,367 The guy whose birthday it is. 37 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:51,934 Obviously, I'm not ignoring it, because I keep saying it. 38 00:01:51,934 --> 00:01:54,133 Birthday, birthday, birthday. 39 00:01:54,133 --> 00:01:57,300 Oh. Look, Theresa. The kids are talking about my birthday. 40 00:01:57,300 --> 00:01:58,934 OK, honey, I get it. 41 00:01:58,934 --> 00:02:00,500 I forgot to say "happy birthday" 42 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,967 right when you woke up this morning. 43 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,467 Uh, Daddy, Justin and I got you a gift together. 44 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:08,867 Play along, or your robot gets it. 45 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,400 I got ten of them. 46 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,500 Dad, here's a gift from me. 47 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:16,367 It's a homemade, magic pencil holder. 48 00:02:16,367 --> 00:02:21,033 Oh! It's perfect. It combines two of my greatest loves: 49 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:24,033 Canned foods and things that hold other things. 50 00:02:24,033 --> 00:02:29,700 Perfect? [laughs] I'm so glad that you like it. 51 00:02:33,100 --> 00:02:36,200 Um, that's from me too, Dad. 52 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,100 He seems to like it, so I'm in. 53 00:02:45,100 --> 00:02:47,200 ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 54 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,233 ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 55 00:02:49,233 --> 00:02:51,400 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 56 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:53,200 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 57 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,000 ♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 58 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,667 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 59 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:59,367 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 60 00:02:59,367 --> 00:03:00,934 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 61 00:03:00,934 --> 00:03:04,100 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 62 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:08,000 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 63 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,667 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 64 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:16,300 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 65 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:19,400 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 66 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:23,667 ♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪ 67 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:27,100 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 68 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:30,300 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 69 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,200 ♪ What it seems ♪♪ 70 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:44,000 - What are you doing? - You'll be interested to know 71 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,200 that I've found the perfect present for Dad. 72 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,500 [gasps] She's gonna turn her lips into a zipper? 73 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,000 Ooh! That's a good shot. 74 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,500 How long have you been working on that one? 75 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,033 Since the day Mom came home and said, 76 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:56,667 "Look, there's your little sister, Justin." 77 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:04,734 Well, I'm giving Dad the gift of magic powers for his birthday. 78 00:04:04,734 --> 00:04:06,867 What are you talking about? Our powers are limited. 79 00:04:06,867 --> 00:04:09,100 We can't give magical powers to a mortal. 80 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,400 Ah! That's where you're wrong, "Johnny Can't Skip." 81 00:04:12,967 --> 00:04:14,967 Skipping is an unnatural body motion. 82 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:16,967 There's a moment when both feet are off the ground. 83 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,734 It's way too unpredictable. [scoffs] 84 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,133 Look, I've done a lot of research 85 00:04:22,133 --> 00:04:24,600 and there's this thing called Merlin's Hat. 86 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,934 It gives whoever wears it unlimited magical wishes 87 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,000 for a whole day. 88 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,500 - You actually researched that? - Sort of. 89 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:33,867 It was on the first page I opened up to in this book. 90 00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:38,000 Well, you have to perform a deed of incredible selflessness and bravery 91 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,834 in the wizard world to get Merlin's Hat. 92 00:04:39,834 --> 00:04:41,400 We all know that's not gonna happen. 93 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:44,667 - Oh, really? Hold this. - Really. No. OK. 94 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,934 [coughing] 95 00:04:54,934 --> 00:04:59,567 - Alex, are you OK? - [coughs] 96 00:04:59,567 --> 00:05:01,667 - I think so. - What happened? 97 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,200 Nothing much. 98 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,367 - Really? - Yeah, 99 00:05:05,367 --> 00:05:07,900 if you call saving an entire wizard rec center 100 00:05:07,900 --> 00:05:10,200 from a dragon attack "nothing much"! 101 00:05:11,367 --> 00:05:13,967 Check it out. Merlin's Hat. 102 00:05:13,967 --> 00:05:16,934 By the way, we're having dragon heart for dinner. 103 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:24,133 And so, to prove there are more than only 104 00:05:24,133 --> 00:05:26,233 two good children in this family, 105 00:05:26,233 --> 00:05:29,367 I'd like to present my father with a birthday present. 106 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:33,233 It's probably earrings or something else she wanted. 107 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,100 Alex, is this what I think it is? 108 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:42,300 - Is this Merlin's Hat? - Yes, and when you put it on, 109 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,867 you have unlimited magical wishes for a whole day. 110 00:05:44,867 --> 00:05:47,567 - Awesome. - That's from me too, Dad. [chuckles] 111 00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:50,500 - What about our pencil holder? - Unlimited wishes, pencil holder. 112 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,400 Come on, I'm not an idiot. 113 00:05:56,367 --> 00:05:59,100 - This is amazing, Alex. - [clears throat] 114 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:02,500 And Max. You've given me powers again. 115 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,200 Yes, she's pulled magic into the real world 116 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,467 for selfish reasons. 117 00:06:05,467 --> 00:06:07,033 What could possibly go wrong? 118 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:12,767 Come on, Dad. Get up and say, "Goonga galoonga," and make a wish. 119 00:06:12,767 --> 00:06:16,000 You don't really have to say, "Goonga galoonga." It's just funny. 120 00:06:17,567 --> 00:06:20,900 All right. I'm a little rusty, but here goes... 121 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:26,033 Goonga galoonga. [laughs] 122 00:06:26,033 --> 00:06:27,400 Look at that! 123 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,200 - Pencils? - Yeah. 124 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,767 To put in my new favorite pencil holder. 125 00:06:35,767 --> 00:06:39,000 - Pencils? - I'm back on Justin's gift. 126 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:43,834 - Pencils? - Hey, look at that! 127 00:06:43,834 --> 00:06:46,734 They're already sharp! Thank you, Justin. 128 00:06:46,734 --> 00:06:50,900 Uh, doesn't anybody hear me repeating the word "pencils" over here? 129 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:54,200 I don't know if you noticed, but Dad just used your gift 130 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,600 to make my gift better. 131 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,500 - I noticed. - I know. 132 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,934 Dad, you realize you can do anything you want 133 00:06:59,934 --> 00:07:01,900 with that hat, right? Literally. 134 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:04,500 Anything at all, in the whole world. 135 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,200 You want me to try it again, huh? 136 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,033 All right, uh... Mmm... There's... 137 00:07:11,033 --> 00:07:12,467 Ooh, I got it. 138 00:07:15,367 --> 00:07:18,233 Goonga galoonga. 139 00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:22,200 Yes! Huh? [laughs] 140 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:27,834 - A milkshake? - Not just any milkshake. 141 00:07:27,834 --> 00:07:32,767 This is a Milky Way Milkshake from The Asteroid Belt. 142 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:36,100 That was his favorite restaurant when he was a kid in the neighborhood. 143 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:38,300 He reminds me of it every time he has a milkshake. 144 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,500 So pretty much every day. 145 00:07:41,033 --> 00:07:42,600 The place doesn't exist anymore. 146 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,100 It had this cool '50s sci-fi theme. 147 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:51,500 Mm. Boy, I forgot how exciting it is to have powers! 148 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,500 Dad, you're wrecking the word "exciting." 149 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,300 Face it, Alex. Your gift just isn't as impressive 150 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,133 as you thought it would be. 151 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:01,567 I don't know about that. I'd say this milkshake 152 00:08:01,567 --> 00:08:03,233 is the next best thing to having 153 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:06,000 the actual Asteroid Belt open again. 154 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,900 Open again. Interesting. 155 00:08:17,667 --> 00:08:21,100 Goonga galoonga. That is fun to say. 156 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,033 Guys, come down here and see how great I am! 157 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:38,000 Oh, my gosh! Alex, what have you done? 158 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,900 I just wanted to show Dad how to use the hat right. 159 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:45,467 It looks just like The Asteroid Belt, 160 00:08:45,467 --> 00:08:48,600 with the rocket ships and... 161 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,600 The chair's the same! 162 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,233 Honey, look! The original Milky Way Milkshake machine. 163 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:01,967 I love this so much! 164 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:04,000 Really? You love it? 165 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,667 Did you hear that? He loves it so much. 166 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:16,800 - This is incredible, Alex. - Yeah, it's, uh, also from me too, Dad. 167 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,567 This was a great trip down memory lane. 168 00:09:20,567 --> 00:09:23,500 And I will never forget it. 169 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:27,800 Now you should turn it back into the sub shop. 170 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,800 - Turn it back? But you just got it. - No, I know. It was fun. 171 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,867 But, you know, you should turn it back. 172 00:09:32,867 --> 00:09:35,500 You heard him, Alex. Turn it back. 173 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,567 Excuse me. 174 00:09:39,567 --> 00:09:41,967 This looks like a place I used to go to when I was a kid. 175 00:09:41,967 --> 00:09:45,000 - I'm sorry, we're closed. - Oh! 176 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,367 I'd pay anything for one of those milkshakes. 177 00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:54,100 Anything? 178 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,233 Ten dollars. 179 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:57,000 We'll take three. 180 00:09:58,300 --> 00:10:00,300 Maybe we should keep it like this for a while. 181 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,367 - You should have said 15. - Ooh! Welcome. 182 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,767 [laughs] This place is a hit. 183 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:13,500 I've never seen it this crowded before. 184 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:17,000 We are raking it in. 185 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,734 [sighs] See how happy Dad is? 186 00:10:20,734 --> 00:10:24,133 My gift is so good, I don't even want you on it, Max. 187 00:10:24,133 --> 00:10:27,600 - You're off of it. - What'd I do to get kicked off the gift? 188 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,834 Restaurants themes like this are just a fad. 189 00:10:29,834 --> 00:10:31,734 They never last. Believe me. 190 00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:36,800 Mr. Russo, we're with the Waverly Place Merchants' Association 191 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,200 and we've come to present you with an award 192 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,000 for having a fantastic fad 193 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,600 that's not going anywhere anytime soon. 194 00:10:45,567 --> 00:10:49,233 We hereby declare you King of the New York Milkshake 195 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,834 for your delicious Milky Way Milkshake. 196 00:10:51,834 --> 00:10:55,200 King of the New York Milkshake? Are you serious? 197 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,200 Perhaps this official-looking certificate 198 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:02,467 - will answer that question. - Oh! Thank you. 199 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,967 Theresa, check it out. 200 00:11:05,967 --> 00:11:09,767 I guess it's no surprise when you marry Prince Charming, 201 00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:12,000 he grows up to be a king. 202 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,467 You know, that probably should've seemed arrogant to me, 203 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:20,400 but I find your newfound confidence very appealing. 204 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:26,200 Alex, your gift just keeps getting better and better. 205 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,667 I'm glad you think so, Dad. 206 00:11:27,667 --> 00:11:30,200 But could you say that a little louder so Justin can hear you? 207 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,000 - I'm standing right here. - I know. 208 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,600 I just wanted to hear him say it louder. 209 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,000 Thank you all for including me in your family meeting. 210 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,867 It's better than how we do it at my house: 211 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:50,200 from separate rooms on walkie-talkies. 212 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:55,900 Now... as you all know, 213 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:59,567 we're no longer that crummy train restaurant. 214 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:02,700 We are now an amazing spaceship restaurant. 215 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:06,567 Yes, amazing. Put that in your family meeting notes, Justin. 216 00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:09,667 A-M-A-Zing. On you. 217 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:17,367 The bear, me, you: bear trap. 218 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:23,800 OK, everybody, let's listen to your father. 219 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,500 He's taking charge, for once in his life, 220 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:28,000 and I, for one, can't get enough of it. 221 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Now, with our new popularity, 222 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,800 it's gonna take more people per shift to cover the demand. 223 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,934 - Oh! - Whoa. 224 00:12:36,734 --> 00:12:39,033 I thought this restaurant represented the future. 225 00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:41,000 Shouldn't there be less work in the future? 226 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,100 Oh! 227 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:48,300 - Harper, you're hired. - Yes! 228 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:51,500 Oh, I hope I didn't sound too desperate. 229 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,567 My mom says that's how people get taken advantage of. 230 00:12:54,567 --> 00:12:57,400 [laughs] Oh, Harper, no one's taking advantage of you. 231 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,967 You've got the first four shifts. 232 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:01,734 And you guys have all the rest. 233 00:13:01,734 --> 00:13:04,467 Thanks a lot, Alex. 234 00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:06,767 Now I don't want to hear any complaints because 235 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,600 I also got us great new uniforms. 236 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,200 This can't be good. 237 00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:16,133 You're all waiter-nauts. 238 00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:19,934 They're not the most comfortable outfits, 239 00:13:19,934 --> 00:13:23,033 but you'll get used to the limited range of motion. 240 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,400 Harper, I don't know how much more of this I can take. 241 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,133 What are you talking about? 242 00:13:30,133 --> 00:13:32,300 This is more breathable than most things I wear. 243 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:34,300 - [ringing] - Oh! Oh! 244 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:37,033 It's time for our hourly rocket launch 245 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:39,667 here at The Waverly Asteroid Belt. 246 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:44,000 Where the deals are out of this world! 247 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,934 Dad, you're selling food, not electronics. 248 00:13:46,934 --> 00:13:49,400 - For now. - Ready! 249 00:13:51,233 --> 00:13:55,200 Five, four, three, two, one! 250 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:59,400 - [rumbling] - [all] Whoa! 251 00:14:06,133 --> 00:14:08,800 Salute! 252 00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:14,767 - You didn't salute. - I didn't do a lot of things. 253 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,000 Justin, you win. This was a bad idea. 254 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,834 You have to help me get rid of this place. 255 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,900 I'm sorry you feel that way, Alex. 256 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:27,500 But, uh, I'd also like to point out this: 257 00:14:32,867 --> 00:14:34,033 What is wrong with you? 258 00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:36,800 That's right. I learned how to skip. 259 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,667 This outfit has gotten me a lot of attention 260 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:42,000 from a very interesting, fringe group of women. Hi. 261 00:14:47,033 --> 00:14:51,100 And the Alien Language League finally has a suitable place to meet. 262 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,600 What's up, Zeke? [speaking alien language] 263 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,200 - Oh, my gosh, really? Show me. - Mm-hm. 264 00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,667 - [speaks alien language] - Thanks. 265 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:08,300 I call it power hoppin'. [speaks alien language] 266 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:12,567 Oh, my gosh. I have to make this stop. 267 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:20,233 - What's going on? - I made a really bad decision with this present for my dad. 268 00:15:20,233 --> 00:15:22,934 Having a popular restaurant is way too much work. 269 00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:25,467 I'd rather have a place that's barely scraping by, 270 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,100 like our old Sub Station. 271 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,800 I'm just gonna put this hat on and wish for it all to go away. 272 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,867 Goonga ga... 273 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,200 Look at how happy he is. 274 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,200 I can't take this away from him. 275 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:45,000 Oh, Tin Man. You do have a heart. 276 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,900 Yes, but only until I get tired of lording this over Justin. 277 00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:55,000 Oh, who are we kidding? I'll never get tired of that. 278 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,934 - [crashing, sputtering] - What was that? 279 00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:03,200 Let's split up and see what's going on! 280 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,300 I'll go outside! 281 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,100 I'm gonna go check under your bed. Bye! 282 00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:12,567 [rumbling] 283 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,000 Do you guys believe it? 284 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,867 Aliens have landed on Waverly Place. 285 00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:23,233 Who's gonna tell them they can't park there? 286 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,000 They're gonna get towed. 287 00:16:26,834 --> 00:16:30,767 I've been waiting my entire life for this moment! 288 00:16:30,767 --> 00:16:33,500 - [zooming] - [crowd screams] 289 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:37,867 I got this. [clears throat] 290 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,800 [speaking alien language] 291 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,967 I have no idea what you are talking about, kid. 292 00:16:47,967 --> 00:16:50,100 I just welcomed you to this planet 293 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:53,367 and offered you my eternal brotherhood. 294 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:55,800 Sounded like a lot of gibberish, if you ask me. 295 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,900 [gasping] That's 'cause you're from the wrong planet. 296 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:05,200 Listen up, earthlings. We have come to your street 297 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:08,200 because we heard that the Milky Way Milkshake has been brought back. 298 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:12,100 We have always believed that the Milky Way Milkshake 299 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:15,967 is the tastiest milkshake in the entire universe. 300 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:20,100 And now that the machine is back up and running, we want it. 301 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,567 And we intend to get it. 302 00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:24,700 [crowd screaming] 303 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,300 Thanks to your magic gift, real aliens have come here. 304 00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,700 What are we supposed to do now? 305 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,233 Lie our butts off. 306 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,100 You know I'm not really comfortable... Oh, right, I got it. 307 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,900 [clears throat] 308 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:46,567 Uh, fellow citizens of New York City and the outlying boroughs, 309 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:50,967 don't panic. This is just an elaborate promotional stunt, 310 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:54,767 yes, a promotional stunt, for the new restaurant here. 311 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:57,800 That's right. 312 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,834 Because if these were real aliens, 313 00:17:59,834 --> 00:18:03,667 they would probably look much more expensive. 314 00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,934 - What's that? - Yeah... 315 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,600 - Wizards dressed as aliens? - Real aliens. 316 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,200 [both] Oh, boy. 317 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,900 Who are you? 318 00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:17,600 He's King of the New York Milkshake. 319 00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:20,100 - No... - Regular... 320 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,400 Thanks a lot! 321 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,600 Hand over the milkshake machine. 322 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,700 - Here's the milkshake machine. - [gasps] Jerry! 323 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:37,467 All right, fine. Everybody, run for your lives! 324 00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:40,133 - [blasting] - [ricocheting] 325 00:18:40,133 --> 00:18:41,600 Justin, I hate to tell you this, 326 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,900 but this was a poorly conceived promotional stunt. 327 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,600 That's coming from a guy who is susceptible 328 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,934 to commercial ad campaigns. 329 00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:50,100 - [grunts] - [shattering] 330 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,467 [grunting] 331 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:55,767 Jerry, help us! 332 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,100 Uh... 333 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:04,867 Ah! Not the milkshake machine! 334 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:08,367 - Please! - I knew it. 335 00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,367 [yelps] 336 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,767 Max, you always play those alien video games. 337 00:19:14,767 --> 00:19:17,834 - Try to reason with them. - I'm not really that good. 338 00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:20,000 You only let me play an hour a day. 339 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,567 That's because you have a C-minus in math. 340 00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:24,834 Are we really having this conversation right now? 341 00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:28,500 C-minus? How are you doing better than me? 342 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,300 [screaming] 343 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,467 Are you happy now? You just had to get a better gift than me, didn't you? 344 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,200 Can you just forget about that for one second? 345 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,867 They're closing in on Dad. What should we do? 346 00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:42,734 [Jerry] Alex! Give me Merlin's Hat! 347 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,934 Goonga galoonga. 348 00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:53,200 Did it work? Am I alone on the big island? 349 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,600 [Theresa] Ha! I knew it! 350 00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,200 What is wrong with this thing? 351 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,800 You only get one day to make wishes, 352 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,600 that was yesterday. The hat's powerless. 353 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,300 Uh-oh. 354 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:10,734 Dad, I'm sorry. I guess if we've learned one thing here today, 355 00:20:10,734 --> 00:20:13,767 it's that I should stop trying to be nice to people. 356 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:22,734 Hey, what happened? Where did the milkshake machine go? 357 00:20:22,734 --> 00:20:24,967 Justin! You did it! 358 00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:27,834 Luckily, one of those aliens dropped this thing 359 00:20:27,834 --> 00:20:29,734 and I was able to quickly figure out how to operate 360 00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:32,867 their advanced technology. It's a switch. 361 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,600 Well, this is just great. 362 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,367 Come on, guys, we've got a long trip back. 363 00:20:47,934 --> 00:20:50,133 How did you know that shooting Merlin's Hat 364 00:20:50,133 --> 00:20:51,734 would reverse all of Dad's wishes? 365 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:53,800 I didn't. 366 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,300 I was just really sick of that present. 367 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:59,367 And how did you know you wouldn't hit me with a laser? 368 00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:03,200 Well, Dad, that was a risk I was willing to take. 369 00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,300 And Dad, why did you try to trade me? 370 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,367 Son, there is no doubt in my mind 371 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,600 they would have brought you back in a day. 372 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,300 [mouths] 373 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:19,500 - Oh! - Uh! 374 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,834 Why are we all hugging? 375 00:21:21,834 --> 00:21:25,367 Because that's what normal families do. 376 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:28,133 [spaceship launching off] 377 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,100 Dad, I'm sorry about wrecking your birthday. 378 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:37,300 I just wanted you to have a good birthday gift. 379 00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:40,567 I know you did, honey. And I appreciate it. 380 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:44,600 I just want you guys to know that everything isn't about big birthday gifts. 381 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:48,000 Sometimes, it's the simple, little gifts that are the best ones. 382 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,667 That goes for magic too. 383 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:52,000 It's not always about slaying dragons 384 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,233 or bringing a restaurant back from the past. 385 00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:59,600 Sometimes, a soup can that's charmed to do this... 386 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:03,734 - [whirring] - ...is all you need. 387 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:09,000 I even missed the little cat that Max gives me every year. 388 00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:13,500 You did? Hang on. 389 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,200 Happy birthday, Dad. 390 00:22:22,667 --> 00:22:24,100 I wonder what it is. 29113