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Into thin air, send this chair.
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Hmmm. This doesn't seem right.
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Help! Somebody help!
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Max? Max?
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Du... Where are you?
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I'm right here.
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I was trying to make Dad's
chair disappear and...
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Well, you can figure out the rest.
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Yeah, and I figure...
you're holding the wand backwards.
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No, well... Oh, maybe a little.
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Into thin air, send this chair.
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I hope you know how to
get Dad's chair back.
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Of course I don't.
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Justin, I'm starting
to think Dad's right.
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If I'm gonna have any chance of
winning this wizard competition,
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I'm gonna need a tutor.
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Dad's hiring you a wizard tutor?
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The best tutor around is right here.
That's an insult to me.
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I tutor tutors!
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I heard yelling.
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Is Justin being passionate
about knowledge again?
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Max?
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- Yep.
- Yeah.
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Guess what? Dad's hiring
a wizard tutor for Max.
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Wait, if Dad got Max a tutor,
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that means I'm probably next.
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Why am I saying,
"probably"? I'm next. Oh...
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Yep, just be yourself.
That always gets rid of people.
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You're so funny!
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Guys, I think my tutor's here.
I hope it's a wise old owl.
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Hi.
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Aw. You're not an old owl,
just a cute blonde chick.
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Get rid of her.
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I'm Tutor Hatchback.
I'm here to tutor Max Russo.
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And something tells me you're him.
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Yeah, that something's right.
That's him right there. Uh-huh.
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And that's uh... That's uh...
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That's Alex, right over there.
And... I'm...
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I'm... I'm...
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Am I supposed to tutor him, too?
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Him? No. In fact, your services
aren't really needed here at all
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because my brother has a
vast knowledge of wizardry
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that may shame you into leaving
here in disgrace, right, Justin?
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Justin?!
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We are so honored to have you
here to tutor our dear brother.
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If there is anything
that you need, just ask.
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? Is that u t is a pretty face?
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Guys are so easy.
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Yeah, we're pretty easy.
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* Well you know everything's
gonna be a breeze *
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* That the end will no
doubt justify the means *
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* You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease *
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* Yes, please *
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* But you might find out
it'll go to your head *
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* When you write a report
on a book you never read *
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* With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
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* That's what I said *
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* Everything is not what it seems *
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* When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams *
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* You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
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* Because everything
is not what it seems *
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* Everything is not what it seems *
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* When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means *
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* Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things *
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* Because everything is not... *
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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You'll be surprised how many
kids hold their wands backwards.
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I'm sorry, Max.
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You're holding your wand right,
but don't grip it so tight.
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You're not Judy Axe-Hand.
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Whoa. You...
You read Judy Axe-Hand?
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That's like the best wizard
comic book out there.
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Yeah. By "best" do you mean the
one that's not totally lame?
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Yes! I have the whole series.
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- I'll go get them. Hang on.
- OK.
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I like you.
Hope you don't wreck it.
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Hey, tutor. I, uh...
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I brought you some of my personal
study aids to help you with Max.
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Get out of here. I'm starting
a friendship thing here.
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Friendship? Not if I make
her my girlfriend first.
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Oh, my gosh!
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You have My First Spell-Caster,
a set of training wands,
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and even Merlin Flash Cards.
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Ooh.
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And... Oh, OK.
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I used to play with
those when I was a kid.
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But you were using them last night.
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Zip it.
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So, uh, Tutor, um, do you ever,
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I don't know, tutor people
on asking anyone out?
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Well, who do you wanna ask out?
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Uh, well, I... You.
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You don't need a tutor.
You're doing just fine.
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Um, have you ever been to The
Leprechaun Grill in the wizard world?
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No. I love leprechauns,
but they make me nervous.
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I try to avoid
situations that emphasize
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my... awkwardness.
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I'm sure you'll fit in just fine.
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That's what my mom says every
day before I go to school.
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Thank you.
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So, she's a tutor named Tutor?
Isn't that weird?
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Well, no, not in the
wizard world, at least.
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A lot of people name their kids what
they want them to grow up to be.
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But sometimes it doesn't work out.
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My dad goes to a doctor
named Butcher. Anyway...
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Tutor is great. She's into
all the same things I'm into.
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Well, so am I.
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I don't want to sound as
insecure as I really am,
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but you're not trying to replace
me with that Tutor chick, are you?
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Harper...
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...you're wearing a dress
made of fruit roll snacks.
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No one could ever replace you.
Believe me.
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Good, because I may not
be your wizard friend,
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but I'm definitely
your best friend.
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Got a problem with that!?
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No.
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Hey, Alex. There you go. Thank you.
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Since your father is out of town,
he won't know if we close up early.
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How about I treat you gu to
makeovers at the department store?
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Makeovers?
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Where stuck-up girls
make snooty faces at us,
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while they pluck our
eyebrows until we scream,
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and then tell us, "You'd be pretty
if you took care of your skin"? Pass.
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This is not what I imagined
having a girl would be like.
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So you think it'd be OK if I brought
my shillelagh to The Leprechaun Grill?
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Where else would you take it?
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Mom, this is Max's tutor.
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Guess what? We're going
to The Leprechaun Grill.
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Hi, I'm Theresa.
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I'd ask you to come with us to get
makeovers, but you're already so beautiful.
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Way to boost our
self-esteem up, Mom.
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Oooh. I'd love to go.
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Really? Oh, great. I'll go get
my purse. Justin, close up.
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I'm disappointed in you, Tutor. I thought
we were on a nice road to friendship until
now.
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Oh, Alex, I'm sorry.
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I thought you might enjoy making fun of the
face-dance Sallys who work behind the
makeup counter.
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Oh, my gosh! I totally
call them that too!
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We're so back on the
road to friendship.
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- This is The Leprechaun Grill?
- Yeah.
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By the way, I love your green tuxedo,
Justin. The shillelagh really makes it.
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Thanks.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing, I mean,
I'm glad to be here with you.
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It's just I thought there'd be real
leprechauns running around here.
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This is... Look, these workers
are just dressed as leprechauns.
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Yeah, but I heard they train their
workers to act just like leprechauns.
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What the hay.
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Sure and Begorrah,
welcome to The Leprechaun Grill.
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Would you like to try our new
Pot-'O-Gold Mini Tostadas?
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Mini Tostadas?
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Is there anything here
that's genuine leprechaun?
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There's a leprechaun
in a box over there.
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Whatcha be lookin' at?!
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Why is he in there?
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Corporate makes us have a leprechaun
to make the place look real.
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Plus, that one's a little grouchy
so we have to keep him in that box.
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So, you gonna order something?
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Hey, guys. Wow.
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Only you could make a green tuxedo
stand out in a leprechaun joint.
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What are you doing here, Alex?
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I came to bring you your wallet.
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I didn't forget my wallet.
I have mine right here.
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Then good thing I made you check.
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Hey, Tutor.
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How fun was it telling that make-over
girl she had to put a bag over her head
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because she was too beautiful?
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And she did it!
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It's official:
Make-over girls are dumb.
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Guess what? There's troll wrestling
at the Wizardome. Wanna go?
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Sure.
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Alex, we're on a date.
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Oh, relax, Justin. Wrestling
doesn't start for another hour.
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You can finish your date while I
poke that leprechaun with your stick.
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That's a lot of anger
in a tiny body.
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A bully hippogriff is
riding off with your bike.
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What do you do to stop him?
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Archery and plumbing is the way
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to keep that thief
from getting away.
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Yay! Excellent! Good job!
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I caught a hippogriff.
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Stop messing around, dude.
Tutor's trying to help you.
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Actually, that was part of a practice quiz.
Max is doing pretty well.
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Oh, yeah. I'm doing pretty well.
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At what?
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Hey, Tutor. Wanna go
to the wizard mall
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and watch cyclopses
try on sunglasses?
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First of all,
it's not "cyclopses-es-es."
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It's just cyclops.
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Who cares?
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And second, I was gonna ask Tutor
to do something with me first.
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Oh, OK. Let's go, Tutor.
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Sorry, I can't go with
either of you. - Oh, come on.
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I've got to finish
tutoring Max for this test
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so I can move on
to my next student.
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You're gonna leave?
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Yep.
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Well, yeah, but we
can still be friends
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and do stuff together, right?
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No. The Wizard Council
has a strict policy
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about tutors hanging around
after their work is done.
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Anyway, if you guys don't mind,
we've got to get back to studying.
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Studying. That's what we're doing.
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Yes!
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She can't leave.
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She's the first wizard girl I've
ever met who's actually normal.
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Most wizard girls are all like,
"Hee hee hee, I'm a wizard!
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Wizard girls don't talk like that.
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In my mind they do.
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You didn't have a chance with
her anyway, 'cause you're all,
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"I'm Alex. I'm so tough I
don't need to be nice."
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I don't talk like that.
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In my mind you do.
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It doesn't matter anyway.
Max ruined it for us.
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I can't believe the kid
picks now to start learning.
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Well, you know,
the test isn't until tomorrow,
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Maybe we can find a couple of
tutors to help him unlearn.
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Where are we going to find a
couple of tutors at this late hour?
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I know. Let me call someone.
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Hello?
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He... Oh!
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- Us.
- Yes.
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When in doubt, inside out.
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I did it. I'm going to
ace Tutor's wand quiz.
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What did you do?
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Oh, I released the sand
from that defective bottle.
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Anyway, I'm gonna get some rest and
turn in early. Goodnight, guys.
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Yep, turn in early.
First sign of a quitter.
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What? I've studied hard,
I've read all my spell workbooks
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and practiced my wand-eye
coordination. Oh...
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Ha! The real key to acing
a test is not any of that.
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It isn't?
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It isn't. No.
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Let me give you some
of my secret wand tips.
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For example, you should choke up
on your wand for better control.
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And the value of sleep is a myth.
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You need to stay awake and let your brain
soak up all the studying you've done.
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And the best way to do
that is to chill out
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and watch the all-night
Unicorn Attack marathon
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on the Wizcovery Channel.
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We don't know who
was more surprised,
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00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:43,636
the unicorn or our cameraman.
242
00:14:48,572 --> 00:14:51,107
I know what you guys
are trying to do.
243
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,009
- I knew it wouldn't work.
- Hold on.
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What do you think we're
trying to do, Max?
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00:14:57,046 --> 00:15:00,716
You guys... are trying
to help me pass the quiz.
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00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:02,818
See? False alarm.
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OK.
248
00:15:13,461 --> 00:15:17,363
You didn't get that one,
but let's try this one.
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Water to stardust.
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00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:23,434
Wait.
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OK, go.
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Stardust!
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00:15:37,112 --> 00:15:38,612
Oh!
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00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,584
Aw, man.
255
00:15:46,253 --> 00:15:48,255
What was that noise?
256
00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:54,961
We were just outside talking about how
great Max must be doing on his quiz.
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00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:58,565
I don't... I don't understand.
He was making great progress.
258
00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:01,969
What happened, Max? - I don't know.
Alex and Justin even helped me...
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00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,270
Not really.
260
00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:06,238
Well, unfortunately
he failed the quiz.
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00:16:06,373 --> 00:16:08,774
- What a shame.
- Oh, that's such... Oh, man.
262
00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:10,509
I guess I can't leave yet.
263
00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:11,743
Awesome! Tutor.
264
00:16:13,679 --> 00:16:16,996
What's your record for sneaking into
the movies in one day? Mine's five.
265
00:16:17,031 --> 00:16:19,534
Tutor, the Ancient Robe and
Hat exhibit just opened up
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00:16:19,635 --> 00:16:22,471
at the Wiz-sonian Institute.
You want to go with me to the museum?
267
00:16:22,839 --> 00:16:26,176
Being with you is like being at a museum.
Not much to look at, and you're instantly
bored.
268
00:16:26,210 --> 00:16:27,878
Yeah.
269
00:16:27,912 --> 00:16:30,547
Why don't you guys go.
I'm gonna think of something better.
270
00:16:43,668 --> 00:16:47,002
Max, why are you sighing?
271
00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:49,438
I'm not. I'm just
taking a deep breath,
272
00:16:49,473 --> 00:16:52,240
because I'm disappointed and sad.
273
00:16:53,642 --> 00:16:55,476
Oh, honey, what's wrong?
274
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:58,278
Mom, I failed the wand quiz.
275
00:16:58,312 --> 00:17:01,914
Oh. I'm sorry.
276
00:17:01,949 --> 00:17:03,515
What happened?
277
00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:06,584
I don't know. Alex and
Justin even helped me study.
278
00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:10,253
Alex helped you study, huh?
279
00:17:11,555 --> 00:17:13,622
Yeah, they showed me a
new way to hold my wand
280
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,125
and they helped me relax
by watching TV all night.
281
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:18,360
One question, honey.
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00:17:18,394 --> 00:17:22,863
How did Justin and Alex react
when you failed the quiz?
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00:17:22,897 --> 00:17:26,199
Happy. Then sad.
284
00:17:26,233 --> 00:17:30,135
Tutor said she had to stay.
Then happy again.
285
00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:32,937
Max, your brother and sister
286
00:17:32,972 --> 00:17:34,705
tricked you into failing the quiz
287
00:17:34,873 --> 00:17:36,473
just so Tutor wouldn't
have to leave yet.
288
00:17:36,507 --> 00:17:37,974
They used me?
289
00:17:38,009 --> 00:17:39,775
Yes, they did!
290
00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:41,410
As your mother, I have to tell you
291
00:17:41,778 --> 00:17:43,411
that taking revenge on
your brother and sister
292
00:17:43,445 --> 00:17:44,879
is not something I wanna hear.
293
00:17:46,247 --> 00:17:47,581
I didn't say revenge.
294
00:17:47,615 --> 00:17:49,282
I know. I know you didn't say it.
295
00:17:49,617 --> 00:17:52,351
I'm just saying if you said it,
I don't wanna hear it.
296
00:17:53,519 --> 00:17:55,553
If only there was a way
to get back at them.
297
00:17:55,588 --> 00:17:59,857
Oh, getting back at them.
That would be just fine.
298
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,961
I can't believe it.
We snuck into seven movies.
299
00:18:05,996 --> 00:18:08,963
Yeah, we had a blast. Tutor,
you know, you're a great friend.
300
00:18:08,998 --> 00:18:12,933
You are, too. I'm sorry that soon Max won't
need me anymore. Then I'll have to leave.
301
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,702
Oh, I'm not too worried about that.
302
00:18:15,736 --> 00:18:17,904
Psst! Hey!
303
00:18:19,339 --> 00:18:22,474
Oh, hey, it's Cranky O'Shorty.
304
00:18:22,508 --> 00:18:25,376
I'm famished.
I've been working all day.
305
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,511
Can you spare some of those spuds?
306
00:18:28,613 --> 00:18:30,180
You mean one of these?
307
00:18:31,582 --> 00:18:33,116
Nope.
308
00:18:33,151 --> 00:18:36,119
Hey! Give it here!
309
00:18:36,153 --> 00:18:40,156
Tutor, I got us the tickets to
the Wiz-sonian. There you go.
310
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:42,592
Too late. She already said
she wanted to be my friend.
311
00:18:42,626 --> 00:18:44,828
You did?
312
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:47,497
Yeah, but that doesn't mean
you and I can't go out, too.
313
00:18:50,567 --> 00:18:52,767
Um, look, Tutor, being my friend
314
00:18:52,802 --> 00:18:55,703
and also his girlfriend
isn't gonna work for us.
315
00:18:55,737 --> 00:18:58,138
We try to keep our
lives very separate.
316
00:18:58,173 --> 00:19:01,941
Yeah. We find it's better
for everyone that way.
317
00:19:01,976 --> 00:19:03,709
Mostly me.
318
00:19:03,744 --> 00:19:07,146
Well, well, well.
319
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:10,849
If it isn't my brother and sister with
their favorite person in the world,
320
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,184
my tutor, Tutor.
321
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,619
Max, are you angry about something?
322
00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:19,356
Yes, I am. Let me tell you
what that something is.
323
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:21,558
Your new best friend and boyfriend
324
00:19:21,592 --> 00:19:23,493
messed me up on purpose so
that I would fail the test
325
00:19:23,527 --> 00:19:24,727
and you wouldn't have to leave.
326
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:33,969
Max, Max, Max, listen to yourself.
327
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:35,637
Your loving brother and sister
328
00:19:35,772 --> 00:19:38,173
conspiring against you
and your wizard training
329
00:19:38,207 --> 00:19:41,143
just for their own selfish reasons?
330
00:19:41,177 --> 00:19:44,446
Doesn't that sound ridiculous?
331
00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:50,552
Well, yeah, I guess it does.
332
00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:53,788
I'm sorry I accused you guys.
333
00:19:57,226 --> 00:19:59,794
We did it!
334
00:19:59,828 --> 00:20:01,662
What are you doing? I had it sold!
335
00:20:01,963 --> 00:20:04,599
Living with that lie was giving
me stress-related symptoms.
336
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:08,770
OK, I can't believe it.
You back-stabbed your little brother?
337
00:20:08,804 --> 00:20:12,907
Alex and I were blinded.
We wanted her all to ourselves.
338
00:20:14,442 --> 00:20:16,543
We're sorry. Would you forgive us?
339
00:20:19,213 --> 00:20:22,582
OK, but I've got to
get back at you first
340
00:20:22,616 --> 00:20:24,217
'cause I kind of promised Mom.
341
00:20:25,519 --> 00:20:26,887
What?
342
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:31,324
Yeah. And I think I'll use
something Tutor taught me.
343
00:20:34,161 --> 00:20:36,630
When in doubt, inside out.
344
00:20:38,299 --> 00:20:40,834
Blarney, I'm out! Thank you, lad.
345
00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:44,138
Now, I can turn me wrath
on that evil lass.
346
00:20:44,172 --> 00:20:47,308
Uh, how about those
spuds you wanted?
347
00:20:47,342 --> 00:20:48,909
In fact, you can have them all.
348
00:20:49,077 --> 00:20:51,812
Nah. Me thinks I'll
bite something else.
349
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,385
You!
350
00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:12,931
Ooh! Ouch! Ouch.
OK, easy. Sensitive.
351
00:21:12,966 --> 00:21:14,433
I hate leprechauns.
352
00:21:14,467 --> 00:21:17,035
And I hate what you
guys did to Max.
353
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:19,471
He has a lot of talent
but he can't focus it
354
00:21:19,506 --> 00:21:22,274
because of all the
dysfunction in this family.
355
00:21:22,308 --> 00:21:24,109
What do you mean?
356
00:21:24,143 --> 00:21:26,912
We're not that dysfunctional.
357
00:21:28,681 --> 00:21:30,348
Oh, no?
358
00:21:30,382 --> 00:21:33,017
OK, you sabotaged
your little brother
359
00:21:33,051 --> 00:21:35,418
and then your mother told
him to get back at you.
360
00:21:35,653 --> 00:21:38,889
In all my years of tutoring I have
never seen anything like this.
361
00:21:40,025 --> 00:21:42,560
Well, then I, uh...
362
00:21:42,594 --> 00:21:44,763
...I guess this is goodbye.
363
00:21:44,797 --> 00:21:48,833
I just feel like I'm gonna
miss you. - Me, too.
364
00:21:48,867 --> 00:21:51,234
Of course you are. I'm part elf.
365
00:21:52,169 --> 00:21:53,135
You are?
366
00:21:53,170 --> 00:21:55,270
Yeah. I thought you knew that.
367
00:21:55,271 --> 00:22:05,271
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