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Harper?
What are you doing?
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Why do you have your
own Career Day booth?
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Everyone's always telling me to be
myself, so that's what I'm doing.
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Are you interested in a
fascinating career in being me?
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I'll be you
if you be me.
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Never mind.
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Alex! Have you seen
the Action News booth?
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I've got to find it before someone
signs Baxter Knight as their mentor.
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Baxter Knight,
the weatherman?
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That's who you're
choosing as a mentor?
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He's not a weatherman.
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He's like a weather hero.
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His earmuff alerts have
saved me from many an earache.
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Luckily, those earmuffs have
saved you from hearing people say
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what a doofus you
look like with them on.
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I wish I was wearing
them right now.
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Oh! There's Baxter.
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So, my little friend,
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being a weatherman
is the only career here
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where you get
to be on TV.
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Does that sound like
something you'd like to do?
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Mr. Knight.
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I'm Justin Russo.
I'm a huge fan.
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I've been following you ever
since you introduced Mr. Nimbus,
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your cloud hand.
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Put on your galoshes.
It's gonna be a wet one.
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With the rain.
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You remember Mr. Nimbus.
Kid, you want a mentor?
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Do I have Mr. Nimbus pajamas
made out of cloud curtains?
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I do.
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Oh my gosh!
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There's one of the many singing
policemen who does a lot of singing
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at ball games and stuff.
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Leaving, Miss Russo?
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And which career counselor
have you roped in?
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Well, Mr. Laritate,
you know what I wish?
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I wish you were available
to be a mentor,
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because you have all the qualities
I'm looking for in a mentor.
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You're a "men"
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which is in
the word "mentor."
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And...
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...bolo tie.
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Nice tap dancing,
Bojangles.
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Tell you what I'm gonna do.
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I'll take you up
on that offer.
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Let's mosey on down to
the principal's office.
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Deputy.
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Well, suppose I was gonna end
up there at some point anyway.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Dad, guess what?
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Someone's been putting
two pickle spears
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in the to-go orders.
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Not even close.
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Today was Career Day
at school...
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Two pickle spears?
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Outrageous.
This has Mom's sloppy
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but generous fingerprints
all over it.
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That's it.
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No more pickles.
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She's ruined it
for everyone.
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Baxter Knight!
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- What are you doing here?
- Hey, Justin.
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I had some time before
the evening news...
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And I wanted to come
by and tell you that
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- I can't be your mentor.
- Why not?
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You need someone
successful.
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I haven't nailed a
forecast in months.
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I've been letting
everyone down:
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Commuters, roofers,
people with perms.
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Oh, come on.
It's not that bad.
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If I don't get the next forecast
right they're going to fire me.
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Oh! Where'd you hear that?
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One of the weathermen sitting
in the lobby with their resumes.
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Look, kid, take a tip
from Mr. Nimbus.
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Never love anything
too much.
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It will eventually
disappoint you.
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Dad, is that true?
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Does everything eventually
disappoint you?
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Most things.
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But then you find the one thing
that doesn't and you marry her.
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And then she puts two
pickles in the to-go orders.
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And you...
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You start to wonder.
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You're absolutely
right, Max.
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Singing and the law
are very similar.
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You come in strong
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and rely on your backups
to do most of the work.
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Singing is just
a hobby of mine.
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I don't mix it
with police work.
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Why? But you're a great
policeman and a great singer.
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When you find two things
that you're great at,
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you got to do both.
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It shows you're a genius.
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Take a platypus
for example:
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Great at being a duck.
Great at being a fish.
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Well, it's not
that simple.
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You see, I'm afraid
if I mixed my singing
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with my police work
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the other guys will never
take me seriously as a cop.
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Yes, they will.
What's not serious about:
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⪠You have the right âª
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⪠to remain âª
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⪠silent âª
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I have to hog-tie
a few loose ends.
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Why don't you and your
ironic mug have a seat?
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The place I bought it from
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said they'd put my picture
on it for five more bucks.
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You want to go
in halfsies?
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No, OK.
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Have you seen this
graffiti around school?
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It seems someone
keeps writing the word
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"salmon" under the
no smoking signs.
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As my new deputy these
are the sort of varmints
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I need your help
to wrangle in.
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It's not that hard. Look at
the way "salmon" is written.
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Remember last year when someone
wrote "Sal" on all the lunch tables?
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It's the same handwriting.
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Look, the marker smudges
mean he's left handed,
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drags his hand across
what he's written.
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Lefty Sal's your guy.
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There's no one
named Lefty Sal.
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Don't ruin my moment.
Just don't.
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It's the Sal
that's left handed.
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Amazing.
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I haven't seen
detective work like this
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since Miami Vice
went off the air.
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Now, get to work on
this caseload, Crockett.
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But Mr. Laritate,
I thought
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mentoring might be like you and me
figuring out the new school holidays.
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Nope.
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Nowadays we let the
courts decide those.
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By the way feel free
to call me Tubbs.
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Don't worry, we do.
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Excellent.
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Oh! Baxter's on.
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Here's the deal, New Yorkians.
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Tonight, there will be
a chance of snow.
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Back to you, Doug.
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"Chance of snow?"
No. Clear and mild.
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"A chance of snow."
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Wow. You really put
yourself out there.
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OK. You want me to put
myself out there?
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Well. Fine.
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Come on, clear and mild.
Clear and mild.
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I've got nothing to lose.
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There will be snow
in exactly half the city.
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It's gonna be split
right down Waverly Place.
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Aw. He said
our street name.
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Now let me make a prediction.
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We'll be looking for a
new weatherman tomorrow.
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Half of New York City?
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OK. OK.
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If Baxter loses his job,
it will be a pity.
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Let's have snow
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over half of New York City.
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Congratulations,
Deputy Russo.
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Thanks to you, I made quite
the round up this morning.
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Mayonnaise in the
soap dispensers.
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Clever.
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But not clever enough
for Crockett and Tubbs.
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I never knew there were kids
worse than me in school.
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It's fun to solve crimes and
get new ideas at the same time.
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Well, do you have
anything new for me?
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I sure do. Underwear
on the statue. Solved.
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Hallway of thumb tacks.
Solved.
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Substitute teacher
monkey. Solved.
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That was a hard one,
wasn't it?
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Not really.
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Once you realized
it was a wig
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and he was holding
the chalk with his foot.
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That was a really good wig.
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Keep up the good work, Russo.
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You make an excellent protégé.
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Thank you, Mr. Laritate.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thanks, Tubbs.
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Uh, Harper?
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What are you doing?
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Oh. I'm just
showing my protégé
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how to rush through halls fast,
so you don't hear the laughter.
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And, go.
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- Hey, Russo.
- Hey, Sal.
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Did you grow in between
P.E. and now?
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You're so tall.
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Hey. Because of you, Laritate busted
me for writing "no smoking salmon."
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That guy hates signs.
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Or salmon!
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No. Mr. Laritate hates
when people break the rules.
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I never thought I'd see the
day when Alex Russo went good.
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Mr. Knight?
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What's going on?
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I'll tell you
what's going on.
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I am back.
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My willy nilly predictions
have been spot on.
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A heat wave on
Sixty-Seventh.
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A blizzard on
Sixty-Eighth.
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No matter what I say, it
all turns out to be true.
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I know.
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I got a sun burn on the
way to my guitar lesson
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and a cold on the way back.
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Sorry, kid.
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I don't make the weather.
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I know.
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I do.
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- Let's do this.
- Look, Mr. Knight
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I'm happy you're getting your
weather predictions right,
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but don't you think you should
consult a weather satellite,
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or a barometer,
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or that temperature sign
above the bank? Something?
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No need, kid.
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I'm going with my gut.
Seems to be working.
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Oh, I'm on. Excuse me.
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Thanks, Doug.
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I am here on Waverly Place
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at the site of the historic
fifty-fifty snowstorm.
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Tonight, friends, brace
yourselves for, uh...
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...some hail.
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Yeah, hail.
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Why not?
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And not just any hail.
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It's gonna be the size
of candied yams.
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The size of candied yams?
Seriously?
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Sorry.
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Don't let Baxter Knight fail.
Make me some candied yam hail.
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What do you think you're doing,
messing with the weather?
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Who are you?
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Um? Mother Nature.
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Mother Nature?
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I thought you were supposed
to be all like natural,
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with sandals and birds
flying around you?
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I used to dress like that
but nobody took me seriously.
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And what I wear to work
is my business.
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I am here
to talk about you.
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Come here.
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Now, why would you mess
with the delicate balance
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of the Earth's
weather patterns?
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Do you know how much I work
to maintain this planet?
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Three days a week?
I don't know.
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It was my best guess.
You asked, I answered.
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I was trying to help my
mentor. He's a meteorologist.
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And what's with the hail?
How does that help anybody?
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Free ice!
I'm getting free ice!
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Mrs. Nature.
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Mother.
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- I'm really sorry.
- I'm sorry, too.
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- About what?
- That.
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Be grateful. That could
have been a wildfire.
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One of Harper's most important
jobs is delivering news to Alex.
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Alex, do you know
what's going on?
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They put this Good Citizenship
award on your locker.
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A Good Citizenship award?
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That's low.
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Harper, you've got to help me.
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If I don't stop
being good,
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one day I'm gonna wake up and
be a doctor, or even worse,
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the guy who drives the back
end of a fire truck.
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00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:31,265
Oh, you've got to help me.
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- What do we do?
- I don't know.
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I can erase your tardy sheet.
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Never been tardy.
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You know the end of every year
I buy myself an ice cream cake?
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It's for no tardies.
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You should be
taking notes.
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00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:50,117
How about you take this
picture of all these horses?
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Oh, its a mural.
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It's painted right on the wall.
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How about you get me the key
to the teachers' bathroom?
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Don't write that down.
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Fine. I guess it's a start.
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Hold on a second.
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I don't read.
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Alex, don't!
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What do you want?
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Whoa, it's just
raining on you.
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Wow, I kind of wish I had
something to do with that.
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I used magic to help Baxter
with his weather predictions.
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Mother Nature caught me.
This is my punishment.
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Wait a minute.
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You used magic to do
something sneaky,
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and now you're coming to me
to help you get out of it?
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Feels good, doesn't it?
Except for this part right.
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Are you gonna help me or not?
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00:16:15,029 --> 00:16:17,597
Listen, I don't know
how it happened,
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but I've turned good.
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So, you're like
a day late, buddy.
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00:16:24,972 --> 00:16:27,073
Just help me, please!
I'm begging you.
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Fine. I'll help you.
Lean away from the window.
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I don't want you to get stains
on Mr. Laritate's cowhide throw.
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Man, the good
just doesn't stop.
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How did you get Mother
Nature here before?
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I don't know.
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I just messed with the
weather and she showed up.
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What he did.
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Sweet potato hell?
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Are you kidding me?
We talked about this?
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I can give you your own
personal earthquake, you know?
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Hi. You must be Mother Nature.
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Sorry about the hail. We just
didn't know how to contact you.
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Listen, Mother Nature,
love your work.
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Big fan of this, really.
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But I don't think
it's enough.
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Oh, really?
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00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:25,799
He's sopping wet, and there's
no chance of him getting dry.
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00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,500
Sure, he's wet.
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00:17:27,535 --> 00:17:29,069
What's the best
we could hope for?
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I just think he needs
a more severe punishment.
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00:17:35,132 --> 00:17:37,767
All right! I'm de-asking
you to help me right now!
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00:17:37,801 --> 00:17:41,170
Shh. Are you packing lightning?
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00:17:41,204 --> 00:17:43,539
Because I think about
thirty gazillion volts
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will do him just fine.
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Give me a sec.
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- Is this your sister?
- Yes.
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OK. I think you've
been punished enough.
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00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,924
Now, listen guys...
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I may have overreacted
just a little bit,
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00:18:06,029 --> 00:18:10,166
but things aren't going great
with me and I need your help.
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00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:14,670
Is it the dating trouble? Because
I can really help you with that.
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00:18:16,173 --> 00:18:18,808
No, Alex, she's talking
about the environment.
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00:18:18,842 --> 00:18:22,578
You people need to understand
that this is a delicate system.
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Every time you mess
with the weather,
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00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:26,649
it effects somewhere else.
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00:18:28,018 --> 00:18:29,785
I think I found
your dating problem.
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It's just non-stop talking
about the weather, isn't it?
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No.
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00:18:35,359 --> 00:18:37,627
What Mother Nature
is trying to say is that
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instead of messing with the
Earth, we should be helping it.
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00:18:40,297 --> 00:18:43,933
Like recycling, or
carpooling for less pollution...
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00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,469
We can help you
with that stuff.
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00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:01,106
I don't know if you've heard,
but I recently turned good.
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00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:07,312
Hey, did you see that?
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00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,814
You stay here. I'll handle
this. This could get dangerous.
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00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,516
Use your voice baton.
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00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,652
It's your most
powerful weapon.
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00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:18,456
⪠Stop I know you took
Too many papers âª
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00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,759
⪠You only get one âª
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00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:24,262
⪠Don't even think
About running âª
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00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,097
⪠You're not that cunning âª
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00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,666
⪠You'll never
No, never âª
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00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,835
⪠No, never
Get away âª
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00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,280
Officer Bryan,
you let him get away.
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00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,383
There was no...
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00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,353
There was nothing
I could...
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00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,256
There was nothing
I could do.
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00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,191
What happened
to your voice?
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00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,527
I don't know.
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00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,329
It must have
something to do with
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getting hit by this vegetable
shaped piece of hail.
348
00:20:11,099 --> 00:20:14,101
And I need a mentor
that can do two things.
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00:20:14,136 --> 00:20:16,604
Now, if you'll excuse me,
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00:20:16,638 --> 00:20:19,774
I'm going to go to the zoo
and find me a platypus.
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00:20:19,808 --> 00:20:22,310
That guy's a real genius.
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00:20:28,717 --> 00:20:31,419
Well, there's my little deputy.
353
00:20:31,453 --> 00:20:33,854
Yep. People are gonna
have to get used to it.
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00:20:33,889 --> 00:20:35,890
I'm just a good person.
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00:20:35,924 --> 00:20:37,592
Are you?
356
00:20:37,626 --> 00:20:41,729
Your friend Harper, and some
seventh grader dressed just like her,
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00:20:41,763 --> 00:20:44,932
were caught coming out
of the teachers' restroom.
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00:20:44,967 --> 00:20:47,735
She's in a wagonload
of trouble.
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00:20:49,471 --> 00:20:52,807
Great. Everyone's
in trouble but me.
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00:20:52,841 --> 00:20:54,241
Wait a minute.
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00:20:54,276 --> 00:20:56,143
I'm the one who
gave her the key.
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00:20:56,178 --> 00:20:57,545
And that's bad.
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00:20:57,579 --> 00:20:59,347
Everyone's in trouble
because of me.
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00:20:59,381 --> 00:21:01,415
I am bad again!
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00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:03,217
Fair enough.
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00:21:04,987 --> 00:21:07,655
You'll be getting
one month detention.
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00:21:07,689 --> 00:21:09,423
A month?
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00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,992
That's not fair.
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00:21:11,026 --> 00:21:13,761
Sal got a warning, and he
vandalized half the school.
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00:21:13,795 --> 00:21:17,632
Maybe it doesn't seem fair, but
there's a method to all this.
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00:21:17,666 --> 00:21:21,035
See, I fit the punishment
to the person not the crime.
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00:21:27,832 --> 00:21:31,635
Your method is just busting me to
the full extent of your made-up laws.
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00:21:31,669 --> 00:21:33,537
Oh. Alex popped her gum.
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00:21:33,704 --> 00:21:38,208
Let's make her stay back a grade
or explain email to senior citizens.
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00:21:38,242 --> 00:21:40,810
I understand how it may seem.
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00:21:40,845 --> 00:21:42,479
But the truth is,
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00:21:42,647 --> 00:21:45,348
there's nothing I can do to get
through to Sal and the others.
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00:21:45,383 --> 00:21:47,784
But you, Miss Russo,
I haven't given up on.
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00:21:47,818 --> 00:21:51,888
See, I believe there's evil.
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00:21:51,923 --> 00:21:54,424
And there's evil genius.
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00:21:56,661 --> 00:21:58,495
Really?
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00:21:58,529 --> 00:21:59,996
You think I'm an evil genius?
383
00:22:00,031 --> 00:22:01,665
That's so sweet.
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00:22:01,699 --> 00:22:06,236
Now, you'll have to turn in
your theoretical deputy's badge.
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00:22:16,414 --> 00:22:19,282
That was weird
and meaningless.
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00:22:19,317 --> 00:22:21,518
It was symbolic.
387
00:22:21,552 --> 00:22:24,920
Another one of my
methods. Now get out!
388
00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:33,883
Let's see how Baxter
is doing without me.
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00:22:33,918 --> 00:22:35,251
And in other news,
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00:22:35,286 --> 00:22:38,355
I am sad to report
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00:22:38,389 --> 00:22:41,391
that my colleague and dear,
dear friend Baxter Knight
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00:22:41,425 --> 00:22:44,060
has entered into a
suggested retirement.
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00:22:44,095 --> 00:22:47,964
If you see him and he says it
was a forced retirement...
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00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:49,833
He's a liar.
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00:22:51,002 --> 00:22:53,670
He was fired.
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00:22:53,704 --> 00:22:55,872
There will never be anyone
as good as Baxter Knight.
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And on a lighter note,
I am happy to introduce
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our newest weatherperson,
Heather Nakatomi.
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00:23:01,679 --> 00:23:03,813
Oh, brother.
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00:23:03,848 --> 00:23:06,483
Heather Nakatomi? Wow.
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00:23:06,517 --> 00:23:08,818
Eh, Baxter
will be fine.
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