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This is the best video game ever.
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- Jab, jab, jab... roundhouse!
- Backflip!
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[both] Jab! - Hey!
How many times have I told you guys
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- to keep video games video?
- I told them and I told them, Dad.
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Sword!
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Oh! That is not what they mean by "
slashing prices."
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Cool swords. Let me try.
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Wow, you look nice, Dad.
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I didn't even know you had a suit.
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I don't. Kick, kick, nose pull.
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Well, that suit does fit
you a little tight...
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Hey, that's my suit!
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That reminds me. Justin,
I need to borrow your suit.
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I'm taking your mother out to
dinner for our anniversary.
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Oh. Did you get her a card?
Because while Mom's reading it,
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you can slip the
waiter your coupon.
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My lamp! What is going on in here?
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Yeah. What is going on in here?
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I thought we had a
rule about wizardry.
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The random magic in this house
is getting on my nerves.
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How many times does this lamp have to
break for you guys to get the message?
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If the message is, "Ugly lamps are
easy to break," I think we got it.
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Your mother's right.
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We have to be more
considerate of someone
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who doesn't understand
the temptations of magic.
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Doesn't understand? Wait,
are you trying to make this my problem?
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[all] Oh!
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No. I was just saying that...
there... What was I saying?
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Uh, what Dad is saying is that we
should accept each other for who we are.
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Kind of like Dad did
when he married you.
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Yeah. I was a wizard at the time,
and it was a big decision for me.
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Oh. I'm sorry, Jerry. I had no idea it was
such a big decision for you to marry me.
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[all] Oh!
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No! It wasn't a big decision.
It was more of an impulse.
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No. Impulse is not helping.
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Let me know how your
anniversary dinner turns out.
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[all] Oh!
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* Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze *
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* That the end will no doubt
justify the means *
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* You can fix any problem with the
slightest of ease Yes, please *
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* You might find out it'll
go to your head *
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* When you write a report on a
book you never read *
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* With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed *
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* That's what I said *
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* Everything is not
what it seems *
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* When you can get all you wanted
in your wildest dreams *
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* You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes *
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* Because everything is
not what it seems *
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* Everything is not
what it seems *
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* When you can have what you want
by the simplest of means *
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* Be careful not to mess with
the balance of things *
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* Because everything is not *
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* What it seems *
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Listen up, because of
your magic run amok,
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I have to go out and get some
"I'm sorry" gifts for your mother.
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[scoffs] Dad, come on!
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Mom's really easy.
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Why don't you just rub her feet?
That's what I do.
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Oh! That's just weird.
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Really? 'Cause I
don't have a bedtime.
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I'm not gonna rub her feet.
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That crooked toe
just freaks me out.
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Your mom will be fine once I buy
her some of her favorite things.
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Ooh! I know what you
should get her. - You do?
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Peach lip gloss and skull
and bones press-on-nails.
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That's what you want.
You're no help.
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Dad can relax. I went on the
World Wide WizWeb this morning
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and ordered Cupid to come
shoot Mom with a love arrow.
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You ordered Cupid?! Oh,
that makes perfect sense.
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Mom's mad that we're
using magic in the house.
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So, naturally, you bring
more magic into the house.
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Oh, brilliant.
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OK, OK. Everybody stop yelling.
I'll cancel the Cupid order.
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When people are right,
it doesn't mean they're yelling.
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You can't cancel Cupid
once he's been ordered.
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You'd know if you took it upon yourself
to read ahead, like a good student does.
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Oh, did you read about the
recipe for wizard punch? - No.
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- Good, I just made it.
- Ow!
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Oh, wizard punch.
I'll bet that's delicious.
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Well, you've got a problem.
When Cupid gets here,
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he isn't gonna leave until
he fulfills his order.
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[Cupid] Yep. Your brother's right.
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So who's the lucky guy or gal...
or thing? I don't judge.
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Oh, look. It's a baby with wings.
And a carrying handle.
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Back off. It's a sash, genius.
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Oh, this kid is gonna need me
when he grows up. I can just tell.
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Look, Mr. Cupid,
I ordered you by mistake.
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And, um, we really don't
need your services,
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- so if you could go back...
- Save it, sweetheart.
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I can't go anywhere until your
mom gets an arrow in the keister.
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OK, fine. Just shoot Mom in the
keister and get out of here.
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Hey, look, it's bendy!
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No, it's not.
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You broke my arrow!
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You have more arrows, right?
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I'm a baby! I'm barely
allowed to have this one!
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[Cupid] Hey, hey, hey!
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Don't leave me in here!
I'm afraid to be alone!
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OK, we've got to keep Cupid hidden
from Mom until we fix the arrow.
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- We? I don't think so.
- Hey!
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If she sees him, she'll blame me.
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Then I'll figure out a way to blame you.
We're all in this together.
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Come on, I'm always
saying dumb stuff.
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Our marriage is based on us ignoring each
other's flaws. I ignore all of yours.
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[all] Oh!
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What are you guys up to?
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Uh, not magic, that's for sure.
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Yeah, Mom, 'cause you know me. I always
tell you when these guys mess around with
magic.
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Always.
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- Is he gonna tell her?
- Sh!
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- Tell me what?
- [Cupid crying]
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Uh... about Max's
terrible stomach ache.
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His really, really bad
stomach ache. - [crying]
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In fact, there's a new
virus going around.
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- The Influ cupidosa.
- Subtle.
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- I panicked!
- Oh, mijito!
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Come on, let's go upstairs. I'll make you
some of Grandma's tree bark and fish oil
tea.
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[sobbing] You...
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What are we gonna do now?
We still have Cupid.
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You said, "we." You're
officially in. Awesome!
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Every time.
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OK. Mom's still upstairs.
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I made extra tree bark and
fish oil tea. Who wants some?
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Maybe later.
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Oh, goodness!
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Uh...
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What are you doing,
playing in the dirty dishes?
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Bad baby!
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Hi. Do you watching my little
brother for one second?
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Oh! Cute baby!
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[scoffs] Sure, the baby's cute.
But look at me, Mom. I'm way cuter.
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Hi, Alex. Look what I
knitted for Justin.
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Oh! That's interesting.
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And it smells like shampoo.
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It's a sweater entirely
made of my hair. - Oh!
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- Feel how soft it is.
- Uh...
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I take your word for it.
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He's upstairs with Max,
trying to fix Cupid's arrow.
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OK. Thanks. Notice how I didn't
react when you said Cupid?
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It's my way of acting cool with
having a wizard as a best friend,
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even though I'm
freaking out inside.
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Kind of like how I didn't freak
out when you said, "hair sweater."
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Thank you for watching him.
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There. Good as new.
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Now, Cupid can shoot Mom,
she'll love Dad and then go home.
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Know what? We are
really good at this!
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We should open up Cupid's
Arrow Repair Shop.
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There's only one Cupid.
He has only one arrow.
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Oh, yeah. Good point.
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We should also sell burgers.
Babies love burgers.
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Hi, guys. Justin,
what do you think of this?
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Um, it's kind of nice. Ooh!
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It's really soft, too.
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Great, because I knitted it for you
from my own hair. It's 100 percent me!
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Oh...
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I know. You don't
have to say anything.
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[laughs] Look, Harper,
I know you've had a crush, obsession,
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on me for a really long time,
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but I think it's about that time I
was completely honest with you...
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Harper, I am never,
ever, ever going to...
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[gasps] Ah!
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...love you more
than I do right now.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, Justin. This is the
best day of my life!
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I should've made you a
hair sweater years ago.
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I would've been happier
and warmer if you had.
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Max! What did you do?
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Maybe Dad's right.
I shouldn't have a BB gun.
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How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
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I love thee to the depth
and breadth... Oh!
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This'll be more romantic with
the sweater on. - Uh, Harper.
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Look, I hate to burst
your bubble here,
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but Justin's only acting like that because
Max just shot him with Cupid's love arrow.
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Gosh, I guess you're right.
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It's not real love if it comes
from his butt and not his heart.
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Mi amor, let's go for a carriage
ride around Central Park.
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But I don't care!
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- Where's your mother?
- Ah, Father. Thank you.
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For my lady love.
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Oh, yes!
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Why is he acting like
he's in love with Harper?
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What are you doing with an arrow?
And why are you holding a baby?
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Love... Arrow... Baby...
That's Cupid!
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To solve a problem that started
because you used magic?
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Yeah. That's kind of what I do.
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- What's that?
- Um... a baby.
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Hold still, or the baby gets it.
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Who's the baby? Oh! I'm the baby!
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OK, Alex. Why do you have a baby?
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Uh... It's a baby... doll...
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...from my Marriage
and Family class. Yes.
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- [Cupid burps]
- Excuse me.
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You know what, Alex? I think it's good
you're taking Marriage and Family.
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You're never too young to learn
how to get along with someone
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who makes it very difficult
to get along with.
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You are so right, Mom.
I'm gonna take this doll up to my room
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and think of ways for Dad
to appreciate you more.
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Wait a minute. Isn't your open
house at school this Friday?
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I want to meet your
Marriage and Family teacher.
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[both] Why?
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I have some personal
stories to share
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about what marriage and
family life are like
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once you get past the pretty
pictures in bridal magazines.
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I fixed it! - Oh! Maxy, I told you,
don't play with arrows.
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They're dangerous, honey.
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Someone could get stuck with
this and then where would we be?
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Closer to the end of our problem.
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Phew! That was close.
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Uh... you don't really have
Marriage and Family class, do you?
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I love how you know me.
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I want to get a drink
of water, Justy.
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I only thirst for you, Harpy.
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Does that meanou
don't want any water?
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No. I want water, too.
We should share everything.
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Ah, the waters of love.
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Hey, Justin. Missed you
at Alien Language League.
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[speaks alien language] You
know what I'm sayin'? [laughs]
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I'm sorry, Zeke. I'm done
with your childish things.
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- I've found love.
- [laughs] With who?
221
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With me! Hello? Arm?
He's wearing my hair.
222
00:13:39,036 --> 00:13:40,969
Yeah, dude, what's
up with that sweater?
223
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You look like the floor
of a barber shop.
224
00:13:46,644 --> 00:13:49,445
Zeke, you've insulted
my woman's honor.
225
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We will settle this like gentlemen:
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Water balloon fight at 30 paces.
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I can't throw 30 paces.
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That's 'cause you throw like a...
[alien language]
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I do not throw like
a [alien language]
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Hey, everybody! There's gonna
be a fight outside! Over me!
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OK, my little Marriage
and Family folk.
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I hope you can rope your
noggins around today's lesson:
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Smart Shopping with Coupons.
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00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:20,809
There's no better way to get more
bang for your buck than with...
235
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[Cupid crying] I'm bored!
236
00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:26,110
Shh!
237
00:14:26,144 --> 00:14:30,578
Who's that back in the south 40? Alex Russo,
you are not in this class.
238
00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:34,348
No, Mr. Laritate, I'm not.
239
00:14:34,383 --> 00:14:37,617
But it's always been my
dream to be in this class.
240
00:14:37,652 --> 00:14:42,455
And I think a dedicated teacher like you
would want to help me realize my dreams.
241
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[sniffs]
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00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:51,263
I smell someone trying to
sell me some cow patty.
243
00:14:51,298 --> 00:14:54,532
Come on. I really
want be in this class.
244
00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:56,767
I even brought my own pretend baby.
245
00:14:56,868 --> 00:15:00,704
Which is huge, because anybody who
knows me knows I never come prepared.
246
00:15:00,738 --> 00:15:04,907
Look, Miss Russo,
I'm always partial to enthusiasm,
247
00:15:04,942 --> 00:15:08,578
but the train's already pulled
out of the station on this one.
248
00:15:08,612 --> 00:15:10,413
We did that assignment last month.
249
00:15:10,747 --> 00:15:14,449
But Mr. Laritate, how can you
say no to this little guy?
250
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[buzzing]
251
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What? Bad baby! No!
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I gave it a shot.
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00:15:31,268 --> 00:15:33,802
A shaving baby doll?
254
00:15:33,837 --> 00:15:36,371
They've officially run out of toys.
255
00:15:44,946 --> 00:15:47,347
Ma chérie.
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[French accent] A quiet tête a
tête over a romantic dinner.
257
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,700
Thanks, but it's only 3:
30 in the afternoon.
258
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:14,003
[chuckles] It's never
too early for romance.
259
00:16:23,712 --> 00:16:26,546
Bubbly a la orange?
260
00:16:29,983 --> 00:16:33,085
Justin, the French thing
is nice but a little corny.
261
00:16:36,055 --> 00:16:39,790
You're right! I must go learn the
new language of love for you,
262
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which is... Cantonese.
263
00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:47,229
Come on, Albert. Let's go learn it.
264
00:16:49,565 --> 00:16:52,433
Thank goodness you're here.
I thought my dream had come true,
265
00:16:52,467 --> 00:16:55,568
but Justin won't let me out of his sight.
He's got his arm around me so much
266
00:16:55,602 --> 00:16:58,737
that my shoulder is starting to
smell like his armpit. Here, smell.
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00:16:58,772 --> 00:17:02,341
Ah! No need. I'm not
gonna fight you on that.
268
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,709
I don't think I can
live like this forever.
269
00:17:04,744 --> 00:17:06,711
[Cupid] Forever? No.
270
00:17:06,745 --> 00:17:09,246
Love from my arrow
is only temporary.
271
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:13,015
Wait! This is temporary?
Why didn't you tell me that?
272
00:17:13,049 --> 00:17:15,516
I'm a baby. I forget things.
273
00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:19,984
Hey, look! I got a
belly button. [laughs]
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00:17:20,018 --> 00:17:25,056
Dad, bad news. I couldn't get
into Marriage and Family class.
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00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:26,858
It's OK. I think your mom forgot
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about talking to your
teacher at open house.
277
00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:31,362
Oh, that's right.
Tonight is your open house.
278
00:17:31,396 --> 00:17:34,298
Thanks for reminding me, Jerry.
279
00:17:34,332 --> 00:17:37,034
Yeah, thanks for
reminding her, Dad.
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00:17:38,503 --> 00:17:40,504
I fixed it!
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00:17:40,538 --> 00:17:44,307
Max, what did I tell you
about playing with arrows?
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Oh, sorry.
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00:17:58,921 --> 00:18:00,455
Harper!
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What are you doing down there?
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Bring it in.
286
00:18:13,232 --> 00:18:14,732
You're never gonna believe this,
287
00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:17,067
but I signed up for scrapbooking.
288
00:18:17,101 --> 00:18:19,469
And I made one about us.
Check it out!
289
00:18:21,906 --> 00:18:25,644
Justin, you're taking all the fun out of
my unrequited, twisted obsession for you.
290
00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:29,216
Leave me alone! I'm the one who makes
the scrapbooks in this relationship!
291
00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:31,317
Harper!
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00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,357
Hey, Justin. [speaks
alien language] Harper!
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00:18:37,391 --> 00:18:40,360
[all laugh]
294
00:18:40,394 --> 00:18:43,496
What? I don't [alien
language] Harper!
295
00:18:45,665 --> 00:18:49,266
Ah! No, no,
no! Zeke! Guys! Wait up!
296
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:52,136
[alien language]
297
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:54,838
Thers my Justin.
298
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,874
And you used to "da-ca" me.
299
00:18:57,908 --> 00:19:01,143
Dad, where's Mom? You were
supposed to keep an eye on her
300
00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:02,978
so she wouldn't go to my class.
301
00:19:03,113 --> 00:19:06,848
- I lost her by the cupcakes.
- Dad, cupcakes?
302
00:19:06,883 --> 00:19:09,951
All right. I got
lost in the cupcakes.
303
00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:12,354
- Where's Max?
- I...
304
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:17,191
I sent him to wood shop so
he could fix Cupid's arrow.
305
00:19:17,226 --> 00:19:19,059
Let's go.
306
00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:23,663
...which is why I tell
your ducklings that...
307
00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:25,930
Oh, no. Mom beat us here.
308
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:29,466
...from the rooster's
crow to the coyote's howl.
309
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,701
- [laughter]
- You got that right, partner.
310
00:19:31,736 --> 00:19:35,104
Even raising the inconsiderate
rooster is a job.
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00:19:35,138 --> 00:19:36,840
Mrs. Russo? Why are you here?
312
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I had thoughts on
marriage and family
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00:19:38,676 --> 00:19:40,876
which you might find interesting.
314
00:19:40,911 --> 00:19:43,143
Yeah, but your daughter isn't in...
315
00:19:43,411 --> 00:19:46,411
Theresa, why don't we come back en Mr.
Laritate has more time to talk.
316
00:19:46,445 --> 00:19:49,480
Here's an article about
how difficult it can be
317
00:19:49,514 --> 00:19:53,983
when two very different people get married
and now they're afraid their mother was
right.
318
00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:57,653
I fixed it!
319
00:19:57,687 --> 00:20:00,021
What took you so long?
320
00:20:00,055 --> 00:20:01,589
Oh, would you just...
321
00:20:01,623 --> 00:20:04,291
OK, this is it.
322
00:20:04,325 --> 00:20:07,193
Cupid, it's time to save the
day with a perfect shot at Mom.
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00:20:07,228 --> 00:20:09,863
Take the shot! Go!
324
00:20:13,701 --> 00:20:15,202
Oh, just shoot!
325
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:21,407
Oh, no. What did you do?
326
00:20:21,441 --> 00:20:24,142
[Cupid] Hey, kid,
did you balance the arrow
327
00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:26,010
- after you fixed it?
- Yeah.
328
00:20:26,244 --> 00:20:29,546
It felt heavy on one side,
so I took the decorations off.
329
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,617
You have the most beautiful eyes.
What color are they?
330
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:38,487
Um... thank you.
eye brown, I think.
331
00:20:38,521 --> 00:20:41,323
Yeah, they're definitely brown.
332
00:20:42,925 --> 00:20:44,660
Great. Thanks a lot, Cupid.
333
00:20:44,694 --> 00:20:47,262
Now, I'm gonna have to start
calling that old lady Mom.
334
00:20:47,296 --> 00:20:50,530
I am not rubbing her feet.
335
00:20:50,565 --> 00:20:52,499
[Cupid] Relax. Look over there.
336
00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:02,540
Only to take you back to
the rest home, black eyes!
337
00:21:02,574 --> 00:21:07,011
My eyes aren't black. - Keep flirting
with my husband and you'll get there.
338
00:21:08,347 --> 00:21:10,582
[Cupid] You know,
sometimes jealousy
339
00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:12,918
works better than a love arrow.
340
00:21:13,086 --> 00:21:17,691
Well, Mom and Dad didn't get back together
the way I thought, but this will work.
341
00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:21,662
Come on, Mom. Let's go hear my PE teacher
tell you how I hate to run. It'll be fun.
342
00:21:24,698 --> 00:21:27,333
You're mine. Don't you forget that.
343
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:43,400
So, you want to tell me, he's not going to
leave until I get shot in the butt with an
arrow?
344
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,902
[all] Yeah, that's right.
345
00:21:45,936 --> 00:21:48,771
I really hate magic. Give me that.
346
00:21:52,342 --> 00:21:53,342
Ow!
347
00:21:54,844 --> 00:21:59,479
Oh! I love you guys.
348
00:22:01,948 --> 00:22:03,949
[Cupid] Works for me.
349
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