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[ Cheers and applause ]

Higgins: From Studio 6B
in Rockefeller Center

in the heart of New York City,

it's "The Tonight Show
starring Jimmy Fallon's"

10-year Anniversary Special.

* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

Higgins: Featuring appearances
by Taylor Swift...

What is going on?

...Will Ferrell...

I'm the new face of
Little Debbie snack cakes.

...Kevin Hart...

You know damn well I don't like
no roller coasters, Jimmy.

[ Screaming ]

...Miley Cyrus...
* Islands in the stream *

...and so much more.

Did I date
Nicole Kidman?!

**

Higgins:
And now here's your host --

Jimmy Fallon.

Hi. I'm Jimmy Fallon.

And welcome
to "The Tonight Show"

10-Year Anniversary Special.

I've been very lucky to have
been welcomed into your homes

for the past decade,
and tonight,

we're taking a look back at
some of our favorite moments

from the past 10 years
of "The Tonight Show."

You're gonna see all
the best sketches, music,

games, and interviews.

You're gonna see me dance in
tight pants with Will Ferrell...

play classroom instruments
with Metallica and Adele.

You'll see lip-sync battles
and slow jams

and stars like Brad Pitt,
Tom Cruise, Ariana Grande,

BTS, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson,
and much more.

So, sit back, relax, and enjoy

the best of the past 10 years
of "The Tonight Show."

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

Didn't you just get
LASIK surgery?

I did.
How do you know that?

Do you take painkillers or
anything when you do that stuff?

What is going on?

Your mom may or may not have
videotaped you after surgery.

[ Laughter ]

[ Drum roll ]

And she gave us
the video.

[ Laughter ]

For the television?

This is Taylor Swift
post-surgery.

You were, like,
freaking out over a banana.

Woman: Okay.
So, she found a snack.

That wasn't the one
I wanted.

Stop. You can't cry.

That's not supposed to be
what you're doing.

Yeah, I tried
to get this one.

Okay. I'm gonna get
the other one for you.

This one.
Okay.

But what do we do
with this now?

I'll eat it. I'll eat it.
It's mine.

But it doesn't
have a head!

Honey, it's fine.
I don't need a head.

-Okay. I'm cr-- I'm fine.
-Don't. You don't want to cry.

That's not what
you want to do.

Woman: Don't fall asleep
eating a banana, okay?

I'm not asleep.
My mind is alive.

Okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

Could you show us
the magic?

Could you give us
a little taste?

There it is.
Rare as a Stradivarius.

Yes, I will
give you a taste.

You ready?
Yeah. Wow.

[ Laughter ]

[ Sax-a-Boom plays ]

One, two, three, four.

One, two,
three, mother [bleep].

[ Sax-a-Boom plays ]

One, two, three, four!

**

**

**

[ The Roots join ]

**

It's called a Looper.

And what it does is
it loops your voice.

And I was thinking
maybe if we did this --

if we do it right -- we could
be a two-man doo-wop group.

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

And now you have --
Press this now.

Alright. Press this.
* Wimoweh, wimoweh *

Once this orange thing comes,
then you start.

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wimoweh, wimoweh,
wimoweh, wimoweh *

* Wee, oooh, wee, ooh *

* Uyimbube *

* Near the village,
the peaceful village *

* The lion
sleeps tonight *

* Near the village,
the quiet village *

* The lion
sleeps tonight *

* Hep, hep *

[ Laughter ]

[ Audience gasps ]

No!

[ Audience screaming ]

Ohh!

Jimmy: No!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yo! Are you --
Oh, my God!

[ Applause ]

Blackalicious'
“Alphabet Aerobics."

That would be one.

You know how
to do that whole song?

Yeah, I do. Yes.

That's one of the trickiest
fastest songs I know.

Well. Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

* Artificial amateurs
aren't at all amazing *

* Analytically, I assault,
animate things *

* Broken barriers bound in
by the bomb beat *

* Buildings are broken,
basically I'm bombarding *

* Hit 'em high, hella hype,
historical, hey *

* Holocaust hints, hear 'em
holler at your homeboy *

* Imitators idolize,
I intimidate *

* In an instant,
I'll rise in a irate state *

* Verb vice Lord victorious
valid, violate vibes that are
vain, make 'em vanish *

* Why I'm all well,
would a wise wordsmith *

* Just weeded up words
weaving up on my work shift *

* Xerox, my X-ray-diation
holes extra large *

* X-height letters
and xylophone tones *

* Yellow back, yak mouth,
young ones yaws *

* Yesterday's lawn yards
sell our yawn *

* Zig-zag zombies,
zoomin' to the zenith *

* Zero in zen thoughts,
over zealous rhyme, Zea-lots! *

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Slow R&B music plays ]

We were able to
stimulate the economy

and get our country
back on track.

Aww...yeah.

President Obama stimulated
long-term growth...

in both the public

and the
private sector.

* His first two terms
ended in such a hurry *

* Wish he could go for three
like my man Steph Curry *

Pres. Obama:
Now, now...

The more
we sell abroad,

the more higher-paying jobs
we provide here at home.

It's that simple.

So what you're saying is
this trade deal will help put

everyday Americans
back to...

* Work, work,
work, work, work *

* Put 'em back to work,
work, work, work, work *

* He put 'em back to... *

* Work, work,
work, work, work *

[ Cheers and applause ]

We're gonna take turns
hitting this button,

which activates the Musical
Impressions generator.

Right, right. Okay.
Okay?

It'll land
on one random singer

that one of us can
do an impression of.

And then one random
song title.
Right.

John Legend singing
the Toys“R”Us jingle.

[as John Legend]
* I don't want to grow up *

* I'm a Toys“R”Us kid *

* There are
a million toys *

* That I can
play with **

**

* This little piggy
went to the market *

[ Laughter ]

* This little piggy
stayed home **

* I can't feel my face
when I'm with you *

* But I love it,
so much *

* But I love it *
Shall we go for it?!

* I can't feel my face
when I'm with you *

* I can't feel
my face with you *

* But I love it *
* But I love it *

* But I love it, yes! *
* But I love it ~-

It's time to find out
once and for all

who's the
better drummer --

Will Ferrell or the drummer from
the Red Hot Chili Peppers,

Chad Smith.

This is a traditional
drum-off.

This is a traditional
drum-off?

This is a traditional
drum-off?
What's that?

Tonight we're gonna
go by traditional rules.

[ Laughter ]

So without further ado,
let the drum-off begin!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Take notes,
Chadwick.

**

**

I just blew my mind.

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

**

[ Cheers and applause ]

Eat it!

That was cute.

Do you play for the
Lukewarm Chili Peppers?

[ Laughter ]

It's okay. It's okay.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ "(Don't Fear) the Reaper
plays ]

**

* All our times have come *

**

* Here but now they're gone *

Our show is lucky enough

to have the greatest band
in late night -- The Roots!

[ All cheering ]

Wow!
Thank you.

We've had a lot
of fun moments

playing classroom instruments
here in

the "Tonight Show" music room.

Let me show you some.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Keyboard beat plays ]

-One, two, three!
-Hit it!

* All I wanna do
is have some fun *

* I got a feeling
I'm not the only one **

* I'm in love
with the shape of you *

* We push and pull
like a magnet do **

* Don't stop thinking
about tomorrow *

* Don't stop,
it'll soon be here **

* Exit light *

* Enter night *

* Take my hand *

* We're off to
Never Never Land **

**

* If there's
something strange *

* In your neighborhood *

* Who you gonna call? *

Ghostbusters!

* Yeah, my mama,
she told me *

* "Don't worry
about your size" *

* Shoo, wop-wop,
Sha-woo, wop-wop *

* She said, "Boys like a little
more booty to hold at night" *

* That booty, booty,
unh, that booty, booty **

* Havana, ooh na na *

* Half of my heart is
in Havana, ooh na na *

* Ay, he took me back to
East Atlanta, na na na **

* We all live
in a yellow submarine *

* A yellow submarine,
a yellow submarine **

* Take on me *

* I'll be gone *

* Take on me **
* In a day *

* Imagination sets in,
pretty soon I'm singin' *

* Doo-doo-doo,
lookin' out my backdoor **

* And I'll get on my knees
and pray *

* Aaah *

* We don't get fooled
again **

* Eat it *
* Just eat it *

-* Eat it *
-* Eat it *

* Get yourself an egg
and beat it **

* Holiday *

* Celebrate *

* I can treat you better *

* Better than
he can **

* Hello from
the other side *

* Other side *

* At least I can say
that I've tried *

* I've tried **

* I got that sunshine
in my pocket *

* Got that good soul
in my feet *

* I feel that hot blood
in my body *

* When it drops, ooh *

**

We'll be right back
with some of our favorite

musical sketches,
interviews, and games.

Stay tuned, everybody!

**

*

Welcome back
to "The Tonight Show's"

10-Year Anniversary Special.

We love it when guests come on
and do something unexpected,

something you couldn't see
anywhere else,

whether it's a musician doing
comedy or an actor doing music.

Here's both.

* After the show,
it's the after party *

* Then after the party,
it's the hotel lobby *

* Then after the Belve',
then it's probably Cris' *

* And after the original,
it's probably this *

* LL Cool J is hard as... *

* Battle anybody,
I don't care who you tell *

* I excel, they all fail *

* Gonna crack shells,
Double-L must rock the... **

* Ludacris goin' in on the verse
'cause I never been defeated *

* And I won't stop now,
keep your hands up,
get 'em in the sky for *

* The homies that didn't make
it and my folks locked down *

* I never went nowhere, but
they sayin', "Luda's back" *

* Blame it on that conjure,
the hood call it Luda 'gnac **

* Sometimes I feel
my heart will overflow *

**

* Hello *

[ Laughter ]

* I've just got to
let you know **

* What would you say *

* If I took
those words away? *

* Then you couldn't
make things new *

* Just by saying *

* "I love y-o-o-o-ou" **
* "I love you" *

[as Bob Dylan] * Well, I know
when that hotline bling *

* That can only mean one thing *

* I know when
that hotline bling **

* Then we hopped
in her car *

* To get meet her at the
hamburger stand, now *

* And we'll have *
* Fun, fun, fun *

* Eating burgers
at the hamburger stand *

* Fun, fun, fun,
eating burgers **

* Old man,
take a look at my life *

* I'm a lot like you *

* Ah, one look in my eyes *

* And you can tell
that's true **

Miley Cyrus and I are about to
go onto the subway platform

and start busking
in disguise.

* Jolene, Jolene *

* Jolene,
Jol-e-e-ene *

Thank you very much!
That was really fun!

[ All cheering ]

This is Miley Cyrus!

All: * So I put my hands up,
they're playin' my song *

* The butterflies fly away *

* Noddin' my head like, yeah *

* Movin' my hips like, yeah **

This is Green Day!

[ All cheering ]

* Sometimes I give myself
the creeps *

* It all keeps adding up *

* I think I'm cracking up *

* Am I just paranoid? **

[ All cheering ]

* I got a condo in Manhattan *

* Baby girl, what's happenin'? *

* You and your ass invited *

* So go on and get to clappin' *

* Lucky for you,
that's what I like *
* That's what I like *

* Lucky for you,
that's what I like *

* That's what I like **

* When I get this feelin' *

* I want *

* Sexual healin' **

* Don't put on *

* That red, red light *

Here to sing a list of unsexy
words in a super-sexy way...

Jamie Foxx.

[ Cheers and applause ]

* I will see
what you just saw *

* We're just two James Taylors
on a seesaw **

* Went to a dance,
looking for romance *

* Saw Barbara Ann,
so I thought I'd take a chance *

* Barbara Ann *
* Bah-bah *

-* Barbara Ann *
-* Take my hand *

* Might solve a mystery
or rewrite history *

* Duck Tales, whoo-ooh *

* Every day they're
out there making *

* Duck Tales, whoo-ooh **

[ Vocalizing Super Mario Bros.
"Ground Theme" ]

**

* I'm a plant dad,
I love plants *

* Water them, sun them,
do a little dance *

* I'm a plant dad,
plants love me *

* My wife is leaving me
for another man *

* I'm a shooting star
leaping through the sky *

* Like a tiger,
defying the laws of gravity *

* I'm a racing car passing by *

* Like Lady Godiva *

* I'm gonna go, go, go *

* There's no stopping me **

* Don't go breaking my heart *

* You take the weight
off of me *

Whoa. What do I do now?
What can I do now?

[ "Old Time Rock & Roll"
piano notes play ]

Wait. Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Wait, wait, wait.
Stop.

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

* Here's the story
of a playboy genius *

* Who was gearing up to
form some sort of crew *

* One's a former
Russian spy *

* A god of thunder *

* One fought in
World War II *

* It's the story
of a handsome star-lord *

* Like, the greatest
to ever walk the Earth *

* By far *

-* And a falcon *
-* And a magic doctor *

* Wakanda forever **

Let's dance!

[ "Footloose" plays ]

**

* So now I gotta cut loose,
footloose *

* Kick off the Sunday shoes *

* Please, Louise *

* Pull me off of my knees *

* Jack, get back *

* Come on, before we crack *

* Lose your blues *

* Everybody cut footloose *

**

* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

* Everybody cut, everybody cut *

-* Everybody cut *
-* Everybody cut footloose *

**

[ All vocalizing
"Star Wars (Main Theme)" ]

**

**

We'll be right back with more
of our favorite interviews,

games, and sketches
from the past 10 years.

Stay right here!

**

**

*

Welcome back.

"The Tonight Show"
premiered 70 years ago,

making it the longest-running
late-night show on TV,

and we've been doing it
for 10 years here

in Studio 6B
in Rockefeller Center.

There's a lot of work,
but we also have some fun
every now and then.

Here's more of
our favorite moments.

Yeah.
We changed "and"
to "the."

You know, out of all
the late-night shows,

this is the easiest one
to fall asleep to.

Yeah.
Thank you so much!

The beard. The beard.
You're trying to grow one.

That's cute. You're trying
to grow one. That's cute.

Cut everything.
You like editing.

Cut it. Cut that, too,
by the way.

[ Laughter ]

'Cause I don't -- I feel
very uncomfortable

talking to somebody
that handsome.

Like -- Like, I'm fine
right now, but, like...

[ Laughter ]

Stop!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Gasps ]
You and -- Right?

In this same studio
in 1965.

You and Johnny.

My legs look good. The breasts
are in the right place.

[ Laughter ]

Beautiful nativity set.
Look.

Oh, it is. It's gilded.
Isn't that beautiful?

Tell the story behind
how this came to be.

Yeah, well --
Well, I was at this

very lovely
federal camp

down in
Alderson, Virginia --

West Virginia.

Yes.
Yeah.

Prison. Okay.

Sure.
Let me try it on.

*

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]
It's good!

And I bought
your book.

And I said
he obvious--

It took me two years
to write this.

This must have taken you
years to write.

2 Chainz, what did you
do on your birthday?

I bought a lawn mower
and a strip club.

So we had
similar birthdays.

The three of us there.

This was gigantic.
This is the first time

a drag queen has ever been
put on the cover of --

A "drag queen"?!

A drag queen?!

I am the
Queen of Drag!

[ Cheers and applause ]

I've read in many things

that you don't enjoy
doing talk shows.

No. This is really inter--
No. Whatever.

It is what it is.
[ Laughs ]

You are the worst guest
we've ever had on

"The Tonight Show" in
the history of -- any guest.

You are too competitive.
Look at you.

Smoke is coming
out of your ears.

Jimmy: We're going head-to-head
in Egg Roulette.

Catchphrase!

Charades!

[ Beeping ]

I don't even know the word!

-What?!
-Can I pass?

No, you can't pass!

Sing on me.

Sing. Down. Rain.

Yes!

Sing. Rain. Song rain?

Oh, my God!

[ Buzzer ]

-Can I guess?
-Yeah.

-Elephant in the room.
-You looked at it!

Oh, I did. That's right.
I forgot. Yeah. I forgot.

What?

Oh, no!

[ Laughter ]

If you drew it smaller,
I would know what it is.

Uh, diving.
Oh, boy.

Uh, that's something
in prison.

Something in prison.

-Ooh.
-Oh.

"Harlem Shake."

Three -- Oh.
"Harlem Shake Remix."

[ Laughter ]

Who's the puppy king?

I'm not taking a puppy
away from John Wick.

A good old-fashioned
cooler scooter race.

Go!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah! Ha!

[ Screaming ]

Whoo!

The winner
is Questlove!

[ Bell dinging ]

Aah!

[ Laughter ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Jimmy!

**

Aah!
Oh, my gosh.

What?!
Absolutely not!

Man: Ohh!

[ Laughter ]

Do these things work?

Yeah, they work.

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughing ]

Ice-cold pitcher
right here.

[ Screaming ]

No. This is a warm-up.
This is a warm-up.

-Warm-up? Alright.
-Yeah, this one
doesn't even count.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Hey.
"Karate Kid."

[ Laughter ]

[ Buzzer ]

Four words!

Miss Fonda, would you like
to choose the first egg?

Whoa!
Very confident!

Ohh!

It's fine. Egg's
a natural conditioner.

I'm not even mad.
Yep. Yep.

Ohh!

I do not feel good
about this.

I feel terrible
about this egg.

Come on, man.
It's good.

I feel so bad about it.
Okay. Ohh! Whoa! Whoa!

Ohh!
What?!

No!

[ Laughter ]

Got a lot of wood
there. Uh...

We're all gonna watch
a jump-scare video together

at the same time.

Whoever can keep their composure
wins that round.

**

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[Bleep]

[ Laughter ]

Let's show the slow-motion
replay and see who reacted.

[ Laughter ]

Daniel lost!
Of all the people,

Daniel Kaluuya
is the loser tonight!

I'm gonna surprise you.

You never know when
Papa's gonna throw it

at you.
You don't a-know.

[ Audience ohhs ]

Can we see it
in slow mo?

[ Laughter ]

Three, two...

* Son of a bitch *

* Give me a drink *

* One more night *

* This can't be me *

* Son of a bitch *

It's the longest
bread in France.

-Baguette! Baguette!
-Yes!

* I'm gonna drink my life away *

**

Alexa, what was
Steve Martin's nickname

in high school?

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my gosh. I can't
believe this is happening.

What you got? What you got?
What you got?

Left. Kick.

[ Laughter ]

**

You can try to catch
the popcorn. Here we go.

Ohh!

Ohh.

Ohh!

[ Bell dinging ]

Jimmy:
A vase full of applesauce.

I don't want this on me.
Go ahead.

It won't hurt anybody.
Yeah. You don't...

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

Yo!

* Son of a bitch *

* Give me a drink *

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]
* One more night *

* This can't be me *

* Son of a bitch *

* I can't get clean *

* I'm gonna drink my life away *

[ Hisses ]

**

* Son of a bitch *

* I can't get clean *

* I'm gonna drink my life away *

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

* Ay-ay, unh-unh *

Should we show 'em
how we roll?

Let's show 'em
how we roll.
Let's do it.

One, two, three, go.

* Whoa, oh-oh *

* Whoa, oh-oh *

* Whoa, oh-oh, whoa, oh *

[ Laughter ]

**

When we come back,
we're taking

"The Tonight Show"
outside the studio

and on the road with
Kevin Hart, Camera Diaz,

and the cast of
"Stranger Things."

Plus, a visit to our very own
"Tonight Show" roller coaster

at Universal Studios Orlando.

Come on. Let's go!

* Just blink yourselves away *

* I'll be the 9-foot 11 *

* Residing at the mecca, rest
address in south section... *

* Used to sittin'
on the corner... *

* Yo, where I come from *

**

I never thought that
I would have my own talk show,

let alone my own ride
at Universal Studios

in Orlando, Florida,
but here it is.

The Race Through New York.

We have our own roller coaster!

"Harry Potter,"
"Jurassic World," and us.

And I'm not just saying this,

but I think we have the
best roller coaster out there...

based on a talk show.

You can quote me on that.
I'm gonna go inside soon.

But, first, here's some
of our favorite moments

from taking the show
on the road.

We're riding in the
Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit.

Hart: I don't like it.
You do not like it.

You know damn well I don't like
no roller coaster, Jimmy.

We're in the front.
We're in the front.

I don't want to do it.
You have to do it.

I'm freaking out, man!
Wait! Wait!

Wait! Wait!
Let's go!
Oh, my God!

Oh, no!
Oh, God! No!

[ Kevin screaming ]

No! Aah!
[ Laughs ]

Aah!
Oh, my God!

Oh, God!

[ Both screaming ]

[ Wind rushing ]

Oh, God! Oh, no!

Ohh!

We're taking "The Tonight Show"
underground

to the New York City Subway.

DMC and DJ Run

* Dum, diddy-dum
diddy-diddy-dum-dum *

BTS right here!
Go, go, go!

It's time for
the Subway Olympics.

Man: Dance your shades
and gloves off.

[ All cheering ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Katz's Deli.
That's where we are.

-Go. Dig in. Don't be shy.
-Look at that.

-Is it for, like, one man?
-Yeah, yeah, that's yours.

Okay.

In America, this is what
we eat for breakfast.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

**

I'm here with the one
and only Nicki Minaj,

and we are going on
a dinner date to Red Lobster.

I have worked at a couple
different Red Lobsters,

and I've gotten fired from
all three or four of them.

Oh, my God.
This is a lot of food.

Let's start with
the legs, maybe.

And you go like this.
And you squeeze...

Wow. I can't believe
you got fired.

[ Laughs ]

I'm here with
Post Malone,

and he's gonna take me
to his favorite restaurant.

Olive Garden.

We're family.
We're here.

When we're here,
we're family.
We're family.

Can I just get a laundry
basket of croutons?

[ Grunts ]
This should do it.

Oh! Cool!

Blake, I can't believe
this is true,

but you've never tried
sushi before.

I mean, not the raw --
like, the raw stuff, no.

Hey, can we get
some rice wine?

Woman: Gonads
of the sea urchin.

Gonads.
Gonads?

What are you gonna do?

You gonna chew it or just
swallow the whole thing down?

I'm gonna pretend like
this isn't happening.

[ Laughter ]

I don't like that.
Oh, come on.

We're the cast
of "Stranger Things,"

and we're here
at Madame Tussauds

Wax Museum
in Times Square,

and we're gonna surprise
some fans who think

they're here to see a new
"Stranger Things" wax exhibit.

Can I just sit down?

Oh, [bleep]

[ Laughter ]

Michael Strahan.

[ Laughs ]
Hey, buddy.

Man: Let's have you sit down
on the bench right here.

Two, one...
Jimmy and Michael: Catch!

Woman: Oh, my God!

-Aah!
-Ohh!

**

Man: Three, two, one.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Let's do
a piggyback.

Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.

No no, no.
I'll get on you.

[ Laughs ]

Man: Three, two, one.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Man: Three, two, one.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Man:
Alright. And big smile.

And three, two, one.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

And three, two, one.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Screams ]

[ Laughter ]

I love you.
I love "The Voice."

It's my fav--
Jimmy Fallon! Aah!

Woman: Three, two, one.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Did we get the shot?

Whew!
What's up, dude?

[ Laughter ]

Did we get the...

He's got a tattoo
of you on his leg.

Oh, my God.

Darren here. I just want
to say thank you so much

for making
"Black Panther."

Darren! I think there's
something wrong

with your
microphone.

Ohh!

[ Laughter ]

Ohh! My king.
My king. My king.

Jimmy:
Aaron Judge.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Both: What?!

-Yeah.
-Sure.

Okay.
[ Chuckles ]

Judge:
Wanna stand on the box?

Even better.
Even better.

Well...

Hi, guys! Wanna see
a magic trick?

Paul McCartney!

[ All scream ]

Happy holidays.

Woman: Hi.
[ Laughter ]

[ All screaming ]

[ Laughter ]

That was the best!

So today we're going
through New York's

scariest haunted house,
Blood Manor.

Jimmy: I don't know
where to go.

[ All screaming ]

[ Screaming ]
Ohh!

[ Screaming ]

If you guys watch this
and at any point it looks
like I was afraid...

I'm an actor.

That's me acting.

[ Whistles ]

**

Jimmy:
We're coming to you live

from beautiful
Minneapolis, Minnesota!

Hold on to your tater tots!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Jimmy:
Phoenix, Arizona! Hello!

* The time is right *

* For dancing in the street *

* Dancing in Chicago *

We'll be back!

"The Tonight Show"
in Central Park!

* Swingin', swayin',
and records playin' *

Justin Bieber!

* Dancing in the street *

"The Tonight Show"
at the Universal Orlando Resort!

There's magic here.
Whoa!

Jimmy: Higgins!

[ Screaming ]

Jimmy:
Grand opening of our new

"Tonight Show" ride,
The Race Through New York.

Whoa!

From the University
of Texas in Austin!

Come on!

* Got a giant belt buckle
and boots made of leather *

* Hot-ass weather,
I don't need a sweater *

* Hats are all big here,
and bigger is better *

* Thank God
I'm a country boy *

We're here from the beautiful
Island of Puerto Rico.

Yo!

-Bad Bunny.
-Bad Bunny.

* Dile que tú eres mía, mía *

* Tú sabé que eres mía, mía *

I'm about to ride one of the
longest zip lines in the world.

[ Groans ]

And in this serious finale

of "The Tonight Show
starring Jimmy Fallon..."

Man: You're gonna
stand right here.

Woman:
Three, two, one! Go!

Viva Puerto Rico!

[ Both screaming ]

**

**

[ Screams ]

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

**

You did great.

Let's just go.
It's time to go.

Here's the good news.
We're gonna go again.

We're gonna what?

One more time!
Here we go!

No! Stop playin',
Jimmy!

No! I can't.
I can't.

I can't.

We have more of the best
moments from 10 years

of "The Tonight Show"
when we come back.

**

*

Welcome back
to "The Tonight Show's"

10-Year Anniversary Special.

Now it's time to get sketchy
with Taylor Swift,

Robert De Niro,
Will Ferrell, and more.

Get your tight pants on
and check out

our favorite comedy sketches
from the past 10 years.

All: Eww!

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

* Everybody's looking
at my tight pants *

* Got my tight pants,
got my tight pants on *

* Everybody's talking
about my tight pants *

* I got my tight pants,
I got my tight pants on *

Slow down, there,
young lady friend.

Ever since I've moved
to this town,

everyone I know has been
talking about my tight pants.

Listen up,
you little bitch!

[ Laughter ]

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome

British pop superstar
Harry Styles!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Favorite food.

Uh, c-carnitas.

[ Laughter ]

What's, uh -- What's
with the costume?

I'm the new face of
Little Debbie snack cakes.

Let's stand up.
[ Grunts ]

I have a secret
to share with you.

Yeah?

One time...

I did get
satisfaction.

[Singing in auto-tune]
* Whose keys are these? *

* Are you having
an affair? *

* Those are the keys *

* To your brand-new
c-a-a-ar *

That's it. I'm putting
my foot down.

Where are you going?!
Stop!

**

* Can't touch this *

* Ohh *

[ Fiddle plays ]

* If it hadn't been for
Cotton-Eye Joe *

* I'd been married
a long time ago *

* Where did you come from,
where did you go? *

* Where did you come from,
Cotton-Eye Joe? *

* If it hadn't been for
Cotton-Eye Joe *

* I'd been married
a long time ago *

* Where did you come from,
where did you go? *

* Where did you come from,
Cotton-Eye Joe? **

* Ebony and ivory *

* Live together
in perfect harmony *

Would you like any sides
with your burger?

Sure, I'd love
some French fries.

Oui, oui, señor.
Yeah.

Let me -- Let me grab you
a pile of fries...

Whoa! Hey! Wait!

Free massage
on the...

[ Bell rings ]

You getting ready
for the big dance?

Ready?
You kidding me, Mama?

I was born ready.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Soft piano music plays ]

**

[ Techno music plays ]

**

Hi, everyone!
Welcome to "Ew!"

I'm Sara.

And if you're wondering,
that's S-A-R-A.

With no "H" --
'cause H's are ew!

I posted a pic on Insta, and
it only got like three likes.

I'm literally dying.

Ew! That's, like,
not a lot of likes!

Um, this is a drawing that
I made of a pegacorn.

That's a unicorn
and a Pkinegasus in one --

[ Sneezes ]

Ugh! Gross!
You just sneezed.

There's snot all over
the pla-- Oh, my God!

So, Mrs. Obama...

Oh, please.
Call me Michelle.

[ Gasps ]

[ Exhales sharply ]

Can I try some?
Sure.

Ew! I got
brain freeze!
Ew!

* It's mir.i.am
and you know who *

* Now, here's some
things I think are
* Ew *

* FaceTime and reclining
in airplane seats and... *

* Retweeting tweets,
I'm not lying *

* 'Cause they've been... *

Hunh!

[ Laughter ]

Oh! That wall
almost fell over!

[ Laughter ]

**

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

Announcer:
Introducing the

Get the [Bleep] Out
of My House Candle.

It's the uninviting
new fragrance

that will let your guests know

it's time to get the [bleep]
out of your house.

Hey, hey, Tariq!

Did you ever try the
corned beef at Katz's?

Yeah, yeah. If I'm gonna
have corned beef,

I'm gonna get it
from Katz's.

What do you mean?
[ Scoffs ] Wow.

You don't think I saw what
just happened over here?

You did a grab-and-chat.
What just happened?

It's not
a grab-and-chat.

It's the definition
of a grab-and-chat.

You grabbed
and you chatted!

You won.
[ Laughs ] Yeah.

So, what are you
gonna do tonight?

You gonna do "Always
on My Mind," right?

You'll do that. Yeah.

"Blue Eyes
Crying in the Rain."

Hm.

"Whiskey River."

Yeah. You're not -- not
much of a talker, are you?

[ Coughs ]

To my buddy who said
that I'd never be the host

of "The Tonight Show" --
and you know who you are --

you owe me 100 bucks, buddy.

We do have a-a great show
tonight, so...

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

**

Let's get
to the choppa!

Let's get
to the choppa!

**

**

[ Grunts ]
Ohh!

**

Prosecco!

Pete! [ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter ]

Perfect!

[ Laughter ]

We hope you're enjoying
our best-of special so far.

We want to make
"The Tonight Show" for everyone.

I don't care if you're old,
young, or even in between.

Hey. What's that?

It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie.

**

* It's a cold, cold day,
and I'm getting the chills *

* Wanna make 'em go away,
I need something for reals *

* Whether I'm in my house
or out on the street *

* I want a hat right now
that can bring me the heat *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It don't cover your ears,
'cause I still need to hear *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Have a bad hair day,
but I don't have the time *

* Need to make it go away
at the drop of a dime *

* I can't smooth it out, looks
like I rolled out of bed *

* I want a hat right now
I can put on my head *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* If you don't got a comb,
just put this on your dome *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
when I drink a dry martini *

[ Beatbox slurping ]
Yum!

* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I eat some fettuccine *

[ Beatbox chomping ]
Yum!

* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I play a tambourinie *

[ Tambourine playing ]
Fun!

* You know what I'd wish for
if I had a genie? *

-No. What?
-* A Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Everywhere I go, I wear
a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Rockin' red or blue
or greenie, I own
six or seventeenie *

* And I always keep 'em cleanie,
throw right in the machinie *

* Then I watch a TV screenie
or I read a magazinie *

* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a teenie tangerinie *

* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a tub of Vaselinie *

* Put a Teenie Weenie Beanie
on a pic of Mr. Feeny *

* Wear a Teenie Weenie Beanie
while I'm singing to "Jolenie" *

* Jolene, Jolene *

* Jolene, Jolene *

* I'm begging of you *

* Please don't take my
Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* Teenie Weenie Beanie *

* It's made out of wool,
and it makes you look cool *

* It's a Teenie Weenie Beanie *

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

*

Welcome back.
We're here in Studio 6B,

where we shoot our show
every night.

When we went into lockdown
for COVID,

we knew we had to do
some type of show.

We just didn't know how.

So with my wife as a director,
my phone as a camera,

and our kids as guests,

we put on "The Tonight Show"
from my house.

Take a look.

Hi, everyone!
Welcome to

"The Tonight Show:
At Home Edition."

Tariq:
* We in the house *

**

I'm in a room in my house.

My camera operator is my wife.

Hi! Is it
even recording?

Yeah. Let's go.

My dog, Gary,
is my first guest.

Are you watching
anything good right now?

Woman: Yeah, yeah, watching
my owner slowly losing it.

Do you know how I know
we all miss each other?

We're dancing to this song
right now.

I wanted to put
something out there

so that we can just have some
levity in these bizarre times.

We just got to get
each other's back and know

that we're all going
through this together.

**

I'm reading
monologue jokes.

Now and then, the kids
will be there listening.

They like booing,
and they go --

[ Blows raspberry ]

[ Blows raspberry ]

[ Giggling ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Okay. Here we go.
You're gonna play piano. Okay.

[ Clears throat ]
[ Thumping ]

[ Nancy laughs ]

[ Thumping ]

Oh --

Snake!

Oh, no!

[ Laughs ]
Are you focused?

Yeah.
[ Laughs ]

Tell them
what happened.

What happened?

-What?
-She lost her tooth.

Oh, wow!

Oh, my gosh!
Winnie, I'm so happy!

My daughter dressed up
my little daughter like that.

[ Jimmy laughs ]

Oh, you got -- There's your
kids. Your family's there, too.

They love you.
[ Laughs ]

Oh, gosh.

[ Clang ]
[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God!

Alright. Can I get some
Thank You Note writing
music, please, Franny?

[ Piano music plays ]

How'd you learn
how to do that button?

[ Blows raspberry ]

**

Thank you, home schooling,
for showing us

that recess is
really for teachers.

We are home
with our two kids.

We have a kindergartener
and a 2-year-old,

and so we are learning
how to home-school.

I mean, like,
oh, my gosh, right?

How hard is this?
It's insane.

I'm about to attempt
to put together a tent.

20-minute setup?
That's nothing. I can do that.

Oh, God. It's in Spanish.
That's a problem.

So I've been here for probably
an hour and a half now.

That's what I have so far.

Out of breath.

"What's the longest trip
you've ever been on together?"

The France trip
was pretty long.
Ooh.

Remember when we woke up
the next morning?

[ Both laugh ]

...staying...

We were staying
in this nice place.

And I go, "Honey."
Oh, my God.

"One of us wet..."

You shook me
and you go, "Honey,

one of us
wet the bed."

And I sit up.

I go, "First of all,
one of us did not."

And you go, "Honey."

Both: "We went swimming
last night."

"You went to sleep
in your swim trunks."

**

We did a gym here.

Ohh! I would use
none of that.

[ Laughter ]

I'm literally putting
your initials in my head

right now, Jimmy.

You are so
"Tiger King" right now.

You have no idea.

My name's Joe Exotic,

and welcome
to the GW Zoo!

Ha ha!

* Looked at a tiger *

* Tiger looked right back *

* Made me cry tears *

* That were white,
orange, and black *

* Don't touch Grandma,
keep it to Zoom *

* Or learn to play Canasta
from across the room *

[ Pop ]

[ Fart sounds ]

Gross.

* Shades, shades,
the smallest shades *

* Shades, shades,
tiny shiny goggles *

-* Shades, S-S-S-Shades *
-* Whoo *

Jimmy: These are The
Longest Days of our Lives.

Vanessa, what is it?

You look like you have a very
big, juicy secret to tell me.

I've cheated on you!

[ All gasp ]

[ All gasp ]

[ All gasp ]

How dare you!

[ Smack! ]
[ Gasps ]

[ Smacking sounds ]

-Aah!
-Whoo!

[ Punch! ]

[ All gasp ]

-* Don't stand, don't stand *
-* Don't stand so *

* Close to me *

* Don't stand
so close to me **

* Pressure *

* Pushing down on me *

* Pushing down on you *

* No man ask for **

* When there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove *

* And I'll be dancing
with myself, ah, oh-oh-oh *

Daddy! Daddy!

Jimmy:
Happy birthday!

Love you!

You're seeing the soul
of America now.

The American people.
They're incredible!

You gotta
just fez up.

[ Laughter ]

You probably didn't plan
on people having

private dance parties
to your music.

Dancing in the kitchen
works just fine.

* Dancing with myself, ah, oh *

* Dancing with myself *

* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

* If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance *

**

* Oh, oh *

Thank yerl.
Say "thank you."

Hey. Why are you
not laughing?

This is so --
Don't say "thank yerl."

Thank you so much
for watching.

Thank yerl!
Thank yerl!

I want to thank --
Stay safe. Wash your hands.
Thank yerl!

Don't touch your face.
We have all-new shows.

Thank you so much.
Bye, Frannie. Bye, guys!

[ Giggles ]
Oh!

We'll be right back with
more of the best moments

from 10 years
of "The Tonight Show."

**

[ Sniffles ] Ohh.

[ Indistinct conversation ]

[ Jimmy laughs ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

* Unh, I'm about to
take the world... *

[ Indistinct rapping ]

Welcome back to "The Tonight
Show" 10th Anniversary Special.

We love telling jokes
and we love doing fun sketches,

but at the end of the day,
the show wouldn't be what it is

I know. Sorry.
without --

I know what
you're about to say.

And the feeling's mutual.

You know? I love you.
Thank you.

Higgins, I was gonna say all
the great interviews and games

we've done
with our guests.

[Voice breaking] I mean,
when you first told me

that you were gonna
do this -- Hmnh!

Here's more fun stuff
from the past 10 years.

[Crying] You told me
you wouldn't do that.

I heard a rumor
that you've never tried

Reese's
Peanut Butter Cups.

I never.

[ Audience gasps ]

Well, today is
a great day for you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Cheers.

**

What do you think?
You love it!

Ready? And the
award goes to...

[High-pitched voice] And
the award goes to...

Helen Mirren.

[High-pitched voice]
Oh, thank you!

I am so honored!

This is the most fantastic
thing I've ever...

[High-pitched voice] I really
shouldn't be doing this.

[ Laughter ]

V, is it true that you
never actually intended

on auditioning
for BTS?

You just went to the audition
to support your friend?

True. Yes.

What happened
to your friend?

I know when
a song works

because then I suddenly
start moving.

You know.
Hip movements.

Are you tell me that
your hips don't lie?

I didn't want
to go there.

Schwarzenegger --
I've read that you guys

actually hated
each other for a while.

Well, we were
very competitive.

Yeah, I think "hate"
is a good word.

[ Laughter ]

Here's my impression of
Ray Romano playing golf.

Whack!

[as Romano] Aw.

Come on...
Whack!

Here's Jon Hamm hitting
a bad golf shot.

Go ahead.
Do the thing.

Okay. Whack!

I don't give a [bleep].
I look like this.

[as Pres. Obama]
Hello. Hello, Michelle.

I'm here.

That was your
Barack Obama?

That was --
Yeah.

No.
Was it good?

[as McCartney] When I do you,
I have to slip into you

because you're very cheery
and hello and you do that.

You know?

Sometimes
you do this.

Do I do that?

You do that.

[as Seinfeld] You work
until you die!

You choose! You choose
when you wanna quit!

It's a Pope job!

[ Laughter ]

I don't know how many times
I've done an impression of you.

I'm not even gonna
do it tonight. I promise.

Oh. Oh, God.

[ Laughter ]

Do you do an impersonation
of me at all?

[ Mumbling frantically ]

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God! You guys
are so awesome!

Oh, my God!
God, you're awesome!

You're so great!
I love everything you do!

I've seen everything
you've done!

-Hi, Jimmy.
-Hey. How are you doing?

* So far,
so great *

* So far and so great *

[ Cheers and applause ]

Justin, you're gonna ask us
a question about yourself.

Jessica and I will
write down our answers,

and then you'll reveal
the correct answer,

and we'll see which one
of us knows you better.

"What is
my safeword?"

[ Laughter ]

[ Funky music plays ]

Ready?

What? What?!

[ Laughter ]

You and Timberlake
look so cool, man!

Y'all have as much fun as
two straight guys can have.

Yeah, that's true.

Y'all take it right to
the -- right to the edge.

Fill in the blank.

I love to play
with my what?

Steve!

Yeah, say it. Say it!

What is ding-dong?

[ Laughter ]

Survey says...

Your ding-dong!

[ Buzzer ]

I love to play
with my...

Ball.
[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughter ]

-What is --
-Your ball?

-No.
-Get your ass over there.

[ Laughter ]

We're gonna have a number
of mystery objects

brought out to us
in front of us.

Our job is to guess
what each one is.

Alright.

Tariq: Oh, my God.

[ Jimmy screaming ]

Aah!

What is that?
What is that?!

You're in?
I'm in.

[ Both scream ]
[ Bleep ]

We just have to do this.
[ Screaming ]

[ Both screaming ]

Is it a turtle?
[ Screams ]

What is it?
What is it?
What is it?!

[ Applause ]

What is it?
What is it?!

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

[ Laughter ]

Box of Lies.

Pick a box,
take out the object,

and describe it
to your opponent.

Then they have to guess
if you're lying

or telling the truth.

It is a Rubik's cube
inside Jell-O.

[ Laughter ]

Hm...

You lie.

I tell the truth.

Ohh!

Here we go here.
Okay.

Yeah.

I feel like I should just
tell you the truth.

Right. But this is called
Box of Lies, just FYI.

[ Laughter ]

You know
what's in my box?

[ Laughter ]

You have
a very honest face.

But you're --

Now I'm not sure.

Blue eyes
charming everyone.

They're green.

[ Audience ohhs ]

What?
That was a bust!

'Cause now I know.
What?

Aah!
You lie!

I did lie.
Yeah!

Now it is time to see
what is behind me.

[ Gasps ] Wow!

**

It's surprisingly sexy.

Wow!

[ Laughter ]

Thank you.
Alright. Okay.

**

See if you can
get that on.

Let me see.
Ohh!

**

* Yeah, okay *

"'Cause my life is dope,
and I do dope [bleep]."

**

**

It's going to land
on one random song title

and one random
musical genre.

[ Cheering ]

* Bitch, I said
what I said *

* I'd rather be
famous instead *

* I don't care
I paint the town red *

**

* Red *

**

* Bitch *

We're gonna start
playing a song

one instrument
at a time.

Taylor and I can
buzz in and guess

we know the song.

**

[ Buzz! ]

"Shake it off"?

Yeah.

[ Ding! ]

**

Am I supposed
to know it?
[ Buzz! ]

No, no, no.
Stop. No, no.

All I know is
that Blake

is in a lot of
trouble right now.

[ Laughter ]

[ Sad trumpet ]

That is
"Hollaback Girl."

[ Ding! ]

We could edit it out
and have say--

I came to this show
to promote my album,

and I'm losing
everything.

Everything in my life.

We got lots
more to come,

including our best
musical performances.

Stay right here.

[ Sobs ] Can you hold that
for me for a second?

**

[ Indistinct rapping ]

Welcome back, everybody.

And action!
You know, here at the--

I was just doing --
I was just doing the line.

Cut!

That's not the line,
the line is

"Welcome back,
everybody."
No, I did say --

That's what I was doing.

Okay,
let's try it again.

Be here
all night, people.

Jimmy wants to
make it perfect.

Guys, here's more
funny moments

Action!
from the past 10 years.

As you guys know,
we're always striving

to get better here
at "The Tonight Show."

Harder, better,
faster, stronger.

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to "The Tonight Show."

Unbelievable!

My job is to entertain you

and everyone here
on "The Tonight Show."

Roots, you guys ready
to do this?

I can feel it already, this
show's gonna be the best show

we've ever done here right now.

Thank you, please.

Have a seat.
Welcome, everybody.

Thank you so much.

If you would have told me
as a kid

that I was going to graduate
high school

and go on to be on
"Saturday Night Live"

and then eventually be
the host of "The Tonight Show,"

I would have said,
"I graduated high school?

That is so not me.
That's so not like me."

My parents are here tonight.

They're here to see me,
Mom and Dad.

Hey, I love you.

Remember how proud you were
when I graduated high school?

That was
a big deal, yeah.

James: Paid a lot
of money for that.
I love you.
I know, Dad.

You did not pay a lot of money,
it was a public high school.

You didn't pay
a lot of money.

We're lucky our
mascot Hashtag the Panda

has never injured
himself on the job.

Is he here?

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

Why don't you just
take off the panda head

and get some air, yeah.

Why not?
Go for it.

Wait a minute.
[ Cheers and applause ]

You've been Hashtag
the Panda all along?

Uh-huh, I wanted us
to have, like,

you know,
like, our own thing.

I was Hashtag the Panda,

but, you know, that was
in the past, really.

I want to know
who did you get

to replace me
as Hashtag?

Jimmy:
No one, I just...

[ Cheers and applause ]

Higgins: Jimmy Fallon
and Cardi B!

Dave Grohl!

Megan Thee Stallion
is co-hosting

Shawn Mendes,
everybody.

Demi Lovato,
come out here.

Demi, no!

Thank you so much.

See, how does it feel
to be behind the desk here?

I like the control
that comes with it.

You like to feel
the power there.

This is an easy job
in show business.
What are you--

What are you
talking about?

What do you mean what am
I talking about, Jimmy?

All you do is read jokes
off a cue cards.

That's it.
Come on.

My job is not
that easy.

Jimmy, you just read that
off of a cue card.

That's what you --
That's what you just --

James, can I get some

thank you note
writing music, please?

**

Thank you,
Fiber One

for answering
the question.

What if a cereal
tasted like

it was made out of
cereal boxes?

[ Laughter ]

**

Thank you,
cuticles,

for sounding like
adorable testicles.

[ Laughter ]

Thank you,
dog booties

for keeping my dog
both warm and embarrassed.

There you go.
That's it.

Thank you,
any food that has

the word
"artisanal" in it?

For warning me that
there's going to be

a long winded story
about the history

of the company
on the back.

There you go.

Thank you,
urinal cakes

for really stretching
the definition of cake.

[ Laughter ]

Thank you,
horse yoga,

whereas the
horses call it

"What the freakin'
hell, man?"

What is--

What the heck happened?

Higgins: What is
going on?
You believe what
happened to me today.

That's crazy.
This was ones from
Sean King in California.

He was watching a show
on Univision called "Sabadazo"

It's a game show.

Anyway, saw a guy
in the audience,

he says looks like me.

[ Laughter ]

*

**

The pizza decrustifier.

Put the pizza on there,

and then you put
this thing down.

And then. Yeah.

You need to
press on it.

[ Laughter ]

Get up on the
counter right here.

Sit on it.

Simple to use,

Open it up.
And the pizzas go.

What is
Sadie's talent?

Sadie can do CPR.

Jameson:
Yeah.
She could
give me CPR?

Sadie push.

Push. Push.

Sadie, push.
Sadie.

[ Laughing ]
Get off of me.

What's going on?

We gave them a bunch
of weird phrases

and asked them
to sneak those phrases

into their press interviews
as casually as possible.

That last one, it just looked
good from the time

it left our hands,
and I was like,

"Wham bam can a ham,
that's going in."

How active were you
in the casting?

And my credo is
like, "That's why

Raisin Bran has
two scoops of raisins."

17. How is that
looking for you?

How are you feeling,
that's such an iconic...
Yeah.

17 was pretty cool

because Tony Danza
was in the stands-a.

And so that was
pretty neat for me.

Jimmy: Tariq and I
had a competition

to see who can make
the best baseball themed cake.

I am going to make
the head of one

of my favorite third baseman
of all time Brooks Robinson.

You throw a couple
of skewers in there

to help
stabilize the hat.

It's all good.
It's all good.

Oh, my gosh.

Don't give up.

Don't give up.
Don't give up.

It's all savable.

And then, you know,
you can go in

and make it look
more realistic.

Get the eyes,
of course.

You can kind of
see it already.

It's time
for "Tonight Show" hashtag.

Here we go.

* Hashtag *

She said...

[ Laughter ]

He says...

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Honesty.

Honesty is
the best policy.

She says...

That's the pic--
Look at it!

[ Laughter ]

This is Black Simon
and Garfunkel.

* I'm just gonna shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake *

* Shake it off, shake it off *

I think I like
this little life.

I think I like
this little life.

What's up?
It's me, The Dip.

Aka Chiz Dippler.

Aka your mom's
new favorite boyfriend.

Like hot air ballooning?

Well, count me out

because I get
altitude sickness

anytime I'm 20 feet
above the ground.

Tonight, me and you
are going to a black tie affair.

A funeral.

I don't know who died.
We gon' eat.

Which means...

No rules!

Cassidy, come on.

**

Doubles luge.

**

Hot damn, brother!

**

Anyone who knows me
knows that my dream

has always been to jump
through the giant doughnut

atop of Randy's Donuts.

[ Cheers and applause ]

**

We did it!

Dreams really do come true.

More highlights from 10 years
of "The Tonight Show"

Cut!
when we come back.

Let's do that
one more time.

No.
We got it right there.

Okay.

* Of course I'm fresh *

* Oh, you thought
that I was rotten? *

* Huh, I beg your pardon *

* To me, gettin' paid
and gettin' busy fall together *

* Bust a move
I never use a barbershop *

* Yeah *

Welcome back to
"The Tonight Show"

tenth anniversary special.

Here's more of our
favorite moments with

Miley Cyrus,
Bradley Cooper, and More.

Boy, you're back on
Broadway here.

Look at this.
This is giant.

[ Cheers and applause ]

"The Elephant Man."
It's a great story.

It's a tricky play.

It is tricky, yeah.

Especially
because, um...

The movie,
there's prosthetic,

but I love that we
still have these on.

It just feels good.
Tell me it doesn't feel good.

It feels actually
really good.

Frosted tips.
I got to say.

Boy Band.
Absolutely.

We got a
boy band here.

Anyway, I went to London
went to see his bones,

and it was amazing.

[ Laughter ]

Segue.

Anyway, the bones.

We can't use that.
We'll cut this out.

[ Laughter ]

We're talking about

the Elephant Man's bones

wearing these hats.

I'm sorry.

[ Laughter ]

We got to reset.
We got to reset.

We are allowed to invite
livestock to the show now.

Oh, that's great.

It's a new thing
we're doing.

Do we have any
Bengal tigers?

I heard a
baby Bengal tiger.

Baby Bengal.

[ Imitating baby
Bengal tiger cries ]

Where's the
baby Bengal tiger?

I'll go find it,
I'll go find it.

Come here.

How you doing?
Come on over.

Be careful.

Nice to meet you.

Sit on his lap
like a tiger.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Roars ]
Ooh!

How old is
this Tiger, Will?

Uh...

Three months old.
Oh.

Can I borrow
one of your pens?

They love objects
like this.

[ Meows ]

[ Laughter ]

Okay. Alright.
Oh.

This is how they learn
to hunt.

-Ooh, ooh. Oh, oh, oh.
-Be careful. Be careful.

Be careful.
Be careful. Be careful.

Alright. Be careful.

He loves talk shows.

You do?
You love coming to New York?
I do. I do, yeah.

-Oh, and you s--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-You speak English.
-He does.

It's amazing
that you taught him that.

That's amazing.

The scientific community
is going crazy over this guy.

They're going nuts.

He's, like, one of a kind.

Is it better for you

'cause you get to communicate
with other humans?

Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, they like it

when I do
the [hisses] thing...
Yeah.

...but usually, I mean,
they don't get what I mean.

You speak English,

but, also, you have
a kind of an accent, as well.

I do. I do. Yeah,
it's a German accent.

German. I taught him English
in a German accent.

[ Laughter ]

This is the -- the final --
the final season.

Everyone's been waiting.

What can you --
Can you tell me anything?

Are you allowed
to talk about anything?

When I found out that Arya died
in, like, the second episode,

I was...
Woman: [ Gasps ]

Are you s--
What?

Are you kidding me?

That's a spoiler.

[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.

We can edit that out.

Are you serious?
It's fine.
Oh, my God.

I'm really sorry.
No, don't worry about it.

Okay.
No, it's fine.

We can edit it, right?

[ Audience murmuring ]

Come back, sweetie.

Let me just go...

April Fools!
April Fools!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You were good.
You were so good.

Oh, my God.

* I can't live without you
if the love was gone *

* Everything is nothing
if you got no one *

* And you just walk
in the night *

* Slowly losing sight
of the real thing *

* Islands in the stream *

* That is what we are *

* No one in between *

* How can we be wrong? *

* Sail away with me *

* To another world *

* And we rely on each other *

* Huhn hah *

Higgins: Jimmy Fallon!

* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

Hi. I'm Jimmy Fallon, and
welcome to "The Tonight Show."

It's "Freaky Friday" tonight.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Jimmy,
are you there?

I'm here.

I'm in your place.

[ Both chuckle ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Isn't this weird?

We did it.

But it's -- it's a --
it's a tricky role.

[ Both laugh ]

'Cause it's based on
a real guy,

Joseph Carey Merrick,

who lived in
the late 1800s.

[ Laughing ]
Died at the age of 27.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Laughing ] We can't have
a serious conversation.

We have to
get through this.

-Okay, we got it.
-Alright.

This is based on a,
you know, true story.

We got it. We got it.
We got it. We got it.

I won't look at you.

-Alright, don't look at me.
-Yeah.

You said this is based on a real
guy, of course.

Yeah. Yeah.

You went to --
You went to...

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Stick around.
We'll be right back

with some amazing
musical performances

and one awkward interview
with Nicole Kidman.

**

[ Indistinct singing ]

[ Indistinct singing ]

**

One of the things you learn
about doing a show like this

is that you never know
what's going to happen.

Like the time
I interviewed Nicole Kidman.

It all started out normal,
and then it just...

Well, watch.

I don't know
if you remember this,

but we met before.

Oh, I remember.

Do you remember this?
It's really embarrassing for me.

-Yes.
-It was?

Do you want me
to tell --
Yeah. I have not seen you
since then.

I have not.
That is correct.
Right.

No.

But this is years ago,
and do you want me

to tell my version
of the story?

Yeah, you tell
your version.

[ Laughter ]

I'm walking down
the street.

I'm in New York City.
-Yeah.

My friend, Rick, calls me
and says,

"Dude,
what are you doing?"

I go, "I'm just walking
down the street."

He goes, "I have
Nicole Kidman with me,

and she wants to meet you
for maybe --

to be in 'Bewitched'
or something like that."

So I go, "What? Okay?"

He goes, "I can be in your
apartment in like 10 minutes."

I go, "You're gonna bring
Nicole Kidman

over my apartment?"

I'm like, "Okay, I don't know.
What do I do?

What -- Do I have something?
What do I do?"

He goes, "I don't know.

Just got some cheese
and crackers or something."

[ Laughter ]

And I'm like -- I'm like,
"Cheese and crackers?

I don't even know
what you're talking about."

I don't -- I don't have
dinner parties.

I don't have anyone
over my house.

I'm like, "I have video games
and sneakers."
Yeah.

I mean, I really...
[ Laughter ]

So I go and I go -- There's
a deli, and I go in the deli.

I go, "What do you mean
cheese?"

He goes, "Get Brie
or something.

I go, "Brie?" I didn't
even know what that is.

I'm like, "Uh..."

I just remember
I liked you,

and he was like --
not now.

[ Chuckles ]
I'm married now.

But he was like,
"Oh, well, you can meet --"

I mean...

[ Laughter ]

What?

Not that way.

Wait, wait. What?

Wait. What?

So he says...

[ Laughter ]

So, Rick,
our mutual friend, says,

"Oh, you know,
Jimmy wants to meet you..."
Yeah.

"...and you can go over
to his apartment,"

and da-da-da-da-da,
and I'm single,

and I'm like,
"Okay. Yeah. Cool."

Wait, what?

Yes.

[ Cheers and applause ]

What are you
talking about?

Yes.

Did I date
Nicole Kidman?

Did we go --
was that a date?

So I go over, though, and
you're there in a baseball cap

and, like, nothing.

Just like...

I had Brie cheese.

And you wouldn't talk.
You didn't say anything.

You were like,
"Hey. Mm. Mm. Mm."

Do you -- right?
Is that how -- yeah.
I didn't,
"Mm. Mm. Mm."

I didn't say --
I was very nervous.
You went,
"Mm. Mm. Mm."

And I'm like, "Okay, so --"
I didn't say, "Mm. Mm. Mm."

I didn't know this was a --
that this was a thing.

I thought
this was a movie.
Well, it was, like,
a hang.

It was meant to just --
I don't know.

And then you put
a video game on or something.

And I'm like,
"This is so bad."

Alright, shh, shh.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

It was bad.

**

I swear, and you didn't talk
at all.

And so after about
an hour-and-a-half,

I thought,
"He has no interest.

This is so embarrassing."

[ Audience "ohhs" ]

Had no clue at all.

And I kind of left and went,
"Okay, no chemistry."

And then I was like,
"Maybe he's gay."

[ Laughter and applause ]

Come on.

**

Now I'm out of here.
Take care.

Lord.

Okay. Now...

And now...

Anyway, we weren't
meant to be, right?
Wow.

Wow, did you make
a good decision.

[ Laughter ]
You did.

You made a great --
a fantastic decision.

Oh, my gosh.

Anyway,
it was like that.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm in shock right now.

But now it's so nice.
We're both married with kids.

[ Chuckling ] Yeah.

Well, you made
a much better decision.

Keith Urban is so much cooler
than I am.

He's a rock star.

He's always on tour.
Isn't he constantly like --

Yes,
these country guys --
No.

Yes,
he's always on tour.

You're now trying
to be all serious.

Yeah, no,
I'm trying to be serious.

Now, look, here's the deal.
-Yeah.

I'm not always on tour.
I'm always at home,

hanging out.
Kids.

We can't even have
a conversation.

You're trying -- You're feeling
a little something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're feeling
a little chemistry.
No, I'm not.

We got a little
chemistry now.
I'm not.

Little chemistry now.

It's too late, baby.

Ship has sailed,
okay, Nicole?

Taken, okay?
I am taken, okay?

[ Laughter ]

Anyway, let's talk
about "Paddington."

This is the best day ever,
man.

This is, like, a great day.
Let's talk about "Paddington."

"Paddington."
Congrats already.

It's a big hit already.

Internationally, right?

-Yes. Overseas.
-Overseas.

They released it
overseas first. Yeah.

Yes.

[ Laughter ]

-Hoo, boy. Yeah.
-Yeah.

I remember
I got Brie cheese...

[ Laughter ]

And corn chips.

-Corn chips?
-Yeah.

I didn't get --
did I get corn chips?

Yeah.
And some old Chinese food.

[ Laughter ]

How can I buy
old Chinese food?

-It was in the fridge.
-It was in the fridge.

It probably was.
-Yeah.

I'm going to go back
to "Paddington,"

and we're gonna edit this out.
-Yeah. Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

The bear.
-The bear.

The little,
adorable bear.

It's a cute bear.
It's a cute movie.
It's a cute bear.
It's so cute.

You play the villain
in the movie.

I do.

-That's a good, juicy role.
-Yep.

Did you always want to play --
What?

[ Laughter ]

-I can't even talk to you now.
-I mean, you can't even say it.

You're, like,
stuttering and stuff.

Yeah,
you're so nervous.

Only because
you make me laugh now.

Um...
[ Clears throat ]

I make you laugh,
yeah.

-Now --
-I always make you laugh.

[ Laughter ]

Alright,
so let's talk about it.

It's Hugh Bonneville,
my man Hugh Bonneville.

-So funny.
-Love him.

-So funny.
-"Downton Abbey." We love him.

And it's a CGI bear,
and, of course,

everyone knows the books.

But the bear does have
the most beautiful eyes.

No, he does.

Yeah. He does.

Why are you laughing?

[ Laughter ]

Everyone's feel--
Everyone's feeling

the sexual chemistry here,
and it's awkward.

-There is no --
-And it's just odd.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Laughs ]

Want to play Mario bro--
[ Chuckles ]

Want to play
Mario brothers?

Let me show you
my new Nintendo.

It's pretty cool.

**

[ Indistinct singing ]

**

Music is such a giant part
of our show.

Not only does our audience get
to see The Roots perform live,

but they also get
a front-row seat to some

of the most talented artists
and musicians out there.

Here are some of our
favorite musical performances.

We're here at the world-famous
Top of the Rock

at the top
of Rockefeller Center.

Grand Central Terminal.

On the "Tonight Show" marquee.

In Central Park.

Tonight,
we are making history.

TV debut.
For the first time.

Please welcome, the one and only
Paul McCartney.

Taylor Swift!
Ed Sheeran.

BTS!
Madonna.

Bruce Springsteen.
Ariana Grande.

Ladies and gentlemen,
U2!

* I'm more than you know *

* I'm more than you see here *

* More than you let me be *

* I'm more than you know *

* A body and soul *

* You don't see me,
but you will *

* I am not invisible *

* I just want you
to come with me *

* We on another mentality *

* Ain't got no tears left
to cry *

* Pickin' it up,
pickin' it up *

* Oh, yeah *

* Mind, use your power *

* Freedom *

New York!
* Freedom *

One more time, New York!

* Freedom, hey *

* Day to night to morning *

* Keeping me in the moment *

* I'd let you had I known it *

* Why don't you say so? *

* Didn't even notice *

* No punches left to roll with *

* You got to keep me focused *

* You want it? Say so *

* What's poppin'? *

* Brand new whip,
just hopped in *

* I got options *

* I could pass that chick
like Stockton *

* Just joshin', I'mma spend
this holiday locked in *

* My body got rid
of them toxins *

* "SportsCenter" top 10 *

* We go hard, or we go home *

* We gon' do this
all night long *

* We get freaky if you want *

* Na-na-na, na-na *

* We go hard, or we go home *

* We gon' do this
all night long *

* We get freaky if you want *

* Bitch, I'm Madonna *

* Bull-ishing yourself,
you talking to strangers *

* Same thing go
for the ones you came with *

* We all came on the boat
looking for hope *

* And all you can say is that
you're looking for dope, huh? *

* These days ain't
no compromise, unh *

* Your pain ain't mines
half the time, unh *

* A brand-new excuse
ain't nothing to me *

* See, I made my moves
with shackled feet *

* Cape Town *

* You can feel it all over *

* You can feel it all over *

* People *

* You can feel it all over *

* Everybody all over *

* People, go, go *

* Yo valgo por dos de 22*

* Cambiaste un Ferrari
por un Twingo*

* Cambiaste un Rolex
por un Casio*

* Vas acelera'o, dale despacio*

* Ah, mucho gimnasio*

* Pero trabaja el cerebro
un poquito también*

**

* Sometimes the greatest way
to say something *

* Is to say nothing at all *

**

* Sometimes the greatest way
to say something *

* Is to say nothing *

* Say, "Dance for me,
dance for me, dance for me *

* Ooh, ooh *

* I've never seen anybody do
the things you do before" *

* They say, "Move for me,
move for me, move for me *

* Ay, ay *

* And when you're done,
I'll make you do it all again" *

* Is it too late now
to say sorry? *

* Yeah, I know
that I let you down *

* Is it too late
to say I'm sorry now? *

* Oh, ooh, ooh,
oh, ooh, ooh *

* Sorry, yeah *

* Maybe it's in the gutter *

* Where I left my lover *

* What an expensive fake *

* My "V" is for "vendetta" *

* Thought that I'd feel better *

* But now I got a bellyache *

* Oh, I love to climb
a mountain *

* And to reach
the highest peak *

* But it doesn't thrill me
half as much *

* As dancing
cheek to cheek *

* And I love
to go out fishing *

* In a river
or a creek *

* But I don't enjoy it
half as much *

* As dancing
cheek to cheek *

Our next guests
are reuniting on television

for the first time
in over 15 years.

Give it up for
A Tribe Called Quest!

* Can y'all kick it? *

* Yes, we can *

* Can y'all kick it?
Come on!

* Yes, we can *

* Can y'all kick it? *
Come on!

* Yes, we can *

* Can y'all kick it? *

* If you're gonna let me down,
let me down gently *

* Don't pretend
that you don't want me *

* Our love ain't water
under the bridge *

* If you're gonna let me down,
let me down gently *

* Don't pretend
that you don't want me *

* Our love ain't water
under the bridge *

**

* There's glitter on the floor
after the party *

* Girls carryin' their shoes
down in the lobby *

* Candle wax and Polaroids
on the hardwood floor *

* You and me
from the night before *

* But don't read
the last page *

* But I stay when you're lost
and I'm scared *

* And you're turnin' away *

* I want *

* Your midnights *

* But I'll be cleanin' up
bottles with you *

* On New Year's Day *

* There's always gonna be
another mountain *

* I'm always gonna wanna
make it move *

* Always gonna be
an uphill battle *

* Sometimes I'm gonna
have to lose *

* It's murder
on the dancefloor *

* But you better not
kill the groove *

* Hey, hey, hey, hey *

* It's murder
on the dancefloor *

* But you better not
steal the moves *

* Deejay, gonna burn this
Goddamn house right down *

* Don't show up *
* Don't show up *

* Don't come out *
* Don't come out *

* Don't start caring
about me now *

* 'Bout me now *

* Walk away *
* Walk away *

* You know how *
* You know how *

* Don't start caring *

* About me now *
* 'Bout me now *

Hey, make some noise!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

That wraps up
our 10-year anniversary show.

Thank you for tuning in tonight
and every night.

It's been an honor to host
the show for the past decade,

and to be able to do it
with the help of The Roots,

Higgins,
and this amazing staff and crew,

I couldn't be more grateful
to everyone here.

And to everyone who watches us
at home and online,

here's to 10 years and more.

Cheers, everybody.

[ All cheer ]

* Get involved *

* Get, get involved *

* Get, get, get involved *

* Get into it *

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* Uh-huh *

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* Get on up *

[ Indistinct singing ]