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Pull that in there.
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Right back to home.
Let's move it.
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- Yeah, not bad.
- Okay, let's go for two now.
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Okay, go for the bunt.
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Everybody stay alive.
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Go!
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On your back.
Twenty sit-ups.
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Temperature today isexpected to hit 78.
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And in downtown L.A.,they're expecting...
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Go!
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Way to go, Chris!
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Thanks, mister.
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Get it in there.
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Come on, fellas!
Talk it up!
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I'm going to go around the infield,
then around the outfield.
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You got it?
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Move! Charge the ball!
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Fire it in there!
Around the infield now!
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We'll do it around the infield,
then around the outfield.
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Hey, Buttermaker.
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- What the hell took you so long?
- I had three pools to clean.
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- You know my son Toby, right?
- Hi, Buttermaker.
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This little guy is going to be
a great ballplayer, aren't you, son?
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I really appreciate this.
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It's a shame that none of the
fathers have the time for it.
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- If I wasn't so busy at City Hall...
- You got my check, Whitewood?
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Check?
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Son, why don't you
get your bike off the car?
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I thought we were going
to be quiet about the money.
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- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
- It's gonna be rough.
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You just got one week
till the first game.
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I wanted to introduce you to
the administrators, but you're late.
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You forgot to sign the check.
Check is not signed.
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Oh. Helps, right?
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You ask around for a woman
they call Cleveland.
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She'll get things
set for you. Here.
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Here's a list
of the boys on the team.
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Don't let any of these bastards
give you a hard time.
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Put that away.
Hang in there.
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You know, I think we're doing
a really fine thing.
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- Dad said you played pro ball.
- Yeah.
42
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I thought you just
cleaned swimming pools.
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- Says you were really great once.
- That's nice of him.
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Get that bike off the field!
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Get it off!
You're marking it up!
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- And stay off the field!
- Excuse me.
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- Sorry he yelled at your boy.
- That's not my boy.
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My husband's uptight about
the infield, and he sometimes yells.
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Jill.
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- Jill, honey.
- My name is Buttermaker.
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I'm coach of the new team,
and I'm looking for Miss Cleveland.
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She's in the equipment room.
It's straight ahead.
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Goddamn class-action suits are
gonna be the ruin of this country.
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It wasn't so bad when
the courts made us take girls.
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At least the ones that came
could play, but now this.
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- This equipment's kind of had it.
- Damn right, Mr. Buttermaker.
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That's because this is normally
a six-team league, not seven.
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You're gonna have to
be happy with what's left.
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Look, Buttermaker, the problem
is your friend Whitewood.
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He could have got those boys
in any of the other leagues.
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Why the hell
did he sue this one?
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Why? We're different than the
other leagues, and he knows it.
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We run a highly
competitive program here.
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It's highly competitive.
Want to know something?
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It's not us.
It's the boys.
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It's the boys themselves
that want it that way.
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Buttermaker, new rule book.
See that you memorize it.
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You got not even an hour
to practice on that field.
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Good luck, huh?
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When I say your name, step forward
and tell me what position you play.
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- Rudi Stein.
- Pitcher. Can I play pitch...
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- Sure. Regi Tower.
- I got a pretty good arm.
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My father said
for me to play infield.
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Mr. Buttermaker,
I'm on your team.
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- Last year I was playing baseball...
- Did you really pitch a no-hitter?
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I'm Tower...
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My dad's a Yankee fan, and he
never heard of no Buttermaker...
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who ever played for the Yankees,
let alone pitched a no-hitter!
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I don't know who you are,
but sit down and shut up.
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- Can I play second or third base?
- The situation with the glasses...
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Forget about the glasses.
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All right, guys,
let's get one thing straight.
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I was a heck of a ballplayer,
but I never pitched for the Yankees.
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- As a matter of fact...
- You never played major league.
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But you did pitch
for Phoenix in the minors.
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In 1951, you won nine games...
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Iost six, had 170 strikeouts...
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and had an E.R.A. Of 2.86.
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Good work, kid.
Ahmad Abdul Raheem.
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- Ahmad Abdul Raheem. Here.
- What position do you want to play?
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I want to switch hit
like my big brothers.
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- I wanna play where Hank Aaron did.
- Right field.
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- Aaron played right field.
- Then right field.
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He also played quite
a few games on second base.
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- Then second base.
- Mike Engelberg.
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My dad thinks I should
try out for catcher.
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He's invaluable. He can play third
and short at the same time.
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- You wanna get "kung-fued"?
- Shut up, Tubs!
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Timmy Luppus?
All right, all right.
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- Timmy Luppus.
- Lupus.
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Crud. Does that booger-eatin' spaz
make me want to puke.
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- What do you want to play, Luppus?
- Lupus.
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He's shy, Coach.
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Shy, my butt.
He's an idiot.
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Shut up, Tanner.
He's just quiet.
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Timmy and I could do
a fine job sharing right field.
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Let's not talk anymore about it.
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Everybody out on the field
and take any position you want.
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We'll figure out
where you play later.
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- Could Timmy and I play right field?
- Anyplace at all.
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- Just get out there.
- Do you want us to split it?
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Shut up and get out there.
Let's go, boys.
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Mister Buttermaker...
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I think my dad said something about
these two boys were Mexican.
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They don't speak any English.
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All right, let's get one.
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Hey, can't you hold off of that
until after practice?
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There's energy in chocolate.
I need energy.
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All right, let's get one.
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Damn it, Regi!
Attack that ball!
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- Pay attention out there.
- It was right at me.
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Attack it!
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All right, get one.
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Look alive.
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How could you?
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- Hey, Engelberg.
- What?
127
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There's chocolate
all over this ball.
128
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Look, Mr. Buttermaker,
quit bugging me about my food.
129
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People always bug me about it.
My shrink says that's why I'm fat.
130
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You're not doing me
any good, so just quit it!
131
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Look alive. Let's get one.
Are you ready?
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Let's get one out there.
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- Engelberg?
- What?
134
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That is a bunt...
B-U-N-T.
135
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The catcher is supposed to pick up
the bunt and throw it to first base.
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How was I supposed to know? You made
such a big deal yelling out to them.
137
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Diversionary tactic, Engelberg.
Now get the ball.
138
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Why are you always
picking on me?
139
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Engelberg, quit your bellyaching
and throw the ball to first base!
140
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Don't blame me.
I didn't even know it was your car.
141
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It's dumb, parking it so close
to the field anyway.
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All right, boys.
Let's get back to basics.
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This is a baseball.
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The object is to keep the baseball
within the confines of the field.
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Wait a minute!
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One wild throw, you don't think
we know what a ball is?
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I don't think I like
that kind of talk.
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He's been in enough
fights this week already.
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He's been in enough
fights this week already.
150
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We play like this, we'll be
the laughingstock of the league.
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What do you expect?
All we got on this team...
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is a bunch of Jews,
spics, niggers, pansies...
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and a booger-eating moron.
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Tanner, you should be
reminded from time to time...
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that you're one of the few
people on this team...
156
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who's not a Jew, spic, nigger,
pansy, or booger-eating moron.
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So you better cool it, or we may be
disposed to beat the crap outta you.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Cut it out!
160
00:11:08,024 --> 00:11:11,017
Now, guys, somebody's
gonna pay for this windshield.
161
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And I think, Engelberg,
it's gonna be your father.
162
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Bullshit.
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Come on, babe. We were
supposed to be here by 7:30.
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- It looks like a baseball field.
- They did a nice job, didn't they?
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I had them
leave off the anchovies...
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because I didn't know whether
to use them as bats or the baseline.
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Besides, most people don't like
the taste of anchovies.
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- I don't like them.
- You see?
169
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Carol, where is Frank?
Is he still practicing?
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You got to keep after him.
You all look terrific.
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Everybody be patient.
Pizza's on very soon.
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Jill, I'm getting ready
for the slide show.
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- Glad you could make it.
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
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We have one of these every year. It
gets things off on a friendly note.
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After the start of the season, we
all don't always get along so well.
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How are the uniforms
coming along?
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What?
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The uniforms.
Your team uniforms.
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Buttermaker,
you better get on the ball.
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The best colors have been taken:
Green and white, blue and white...
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red and white, maroon and white,
white and maroon.
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Uniforms?
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Hey, Whitewood.
What's this crap about uniforms?
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What do you mean crap?
I've been meaning to ask...
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You're paying me to coach.
186
00:12:33,106 --> 00:12:36,304
You told me I'd be coaching kids
just a couple of hours a day.
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I've got a lot of pools to clean.
I can't be out looking for uniforms.
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Will you be quiet
for a minute?
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00:12:42,084 --> 00:12:44,553
You've been hired
as a manager, right?
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One of the responsibilities
of being a manager...
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is to get a sponsor
and to get uniforms.
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- You didn't tell me that.
- I'm telling you now.
193
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It's easy. You go to different
businesses and talk to the guys.
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They all like baseball.
195
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,653
How could you possibly
strike out Ted Williams?
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I had a mother of a screwball.
197
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,591
He means Ted Williams
was a major leaguer.
198
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,034
You told us you never
got past the minors.
199
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It was spring training, Vero Beach.
Struck him out a couple of times.
200
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You're not supposed to have
open liquor in the car.
201
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- It's against the law.
- So is murder, Engelberg.
202
00:13:31,251 --> 00:13:34,119
Now put that back before
you get me into real trouble.
203
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,717
If you were so great, how come you
never made it to the major leagues?
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Contract disputes.
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- When are we gonna get uniforms?
- I'm working on it.
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Ahmad, even Hank Aaron peels the
old eyelids before he takes a swing.
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Maybe I should
try left-handed.
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No. Not just yet.
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00:14:05,497 --> 00:14:07,728
When are we going
to get our uniforms?
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I'm working on it.
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The other kids got their uniforms.
When are we gonna get ours?
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You worry about your hitting.
Let me worry about the uniforms.
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- My hat fell in.
- Dummy.
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Oh, God. You too?
215
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:26,155
- How's the vacuuming coming, Toby?
- Not enough suction.
216
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Just move it back and forth.
It'll come.
217
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When we're through,
can we go swimming?
218
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Don't jump in, Engelberg.
You'll flood the valley.
219
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:36,262
How's it going, Ogilvie?
220
00:14:36,339 --> 00:14:39,867
There's not enough pressure,
but I'm adjusting the intake valve.
221
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- Got a hell of a future in pools.
- Where you been, you crud?
222
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I've been out getting what
you creeps have been bitching for...
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Uniforms.
224
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Best pitch I ever taught her
was the curveball.
225
00:14:52,495 --> 00:14:55,431
How could you teach a 9-year-old
girl to throw a curveball?
226
00:14:55,499 --> 00:14:58,594
Not only a curveball, but the most
tantalizing knuckler...
227
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you ever saw in your life.
228
00:15:00,973 --> 00:15:03,534
This thing was
a thing of beauty.
229
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:06,101
It came to the plate
and disappeared.
230
00:15:06,179 --> 00:15:09,480
It was like a ball
of melted ice cream.
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00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:12,646
- Here.
- Thank you, Luppus.
232
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- Lupus.
- Lupus. Sorry.
233
00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,989
That's superb.
Thank you very much.
234
00:15:20,065 --> 00:15:22,728
Tell us about the time you
struck out Ted Williams again.
235
00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:25,567
Ted Williams, 1947,
Vero Beach, Florida...
236
00:15:25,639 --> 00:15:28,974
spring training,
around March 15th.
237
00:15:29,044 --> 00:15:32,344
Score was tied nothing to nothing.
It was the top of the ninth.
238
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,510
No. It was the bottomof the ninth.
239
00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,281
Bases were loaded.
240
00:15:38,523 --> 00:15:41,425
There was old Tedcoming up to the plate...
241
00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:44,225
swinging a menacing bat.
242
00:15:44,298 --> 00:15:45,424
"Strike one. '"
243
00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:05,014
- What's the matter?
- Let's keep playing.
244
00:16:05,092 --> 00:16:07,118
- He might be hurt.
- I think he's dead.
245
00:16:07,195 --> 00:16:09,391
He's not dead!
He's drunk!
246
00:16:09,465 --> 00:16:11,957
Look at him.
Had enough beer.
247
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:14,903
- What a mess.
- A lot of smoking too.
248
00:16:15,907 --> 00:16:17,466
What do we do?
249
00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,012
Nothing. He ain't any good
to us sober either.
250
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,982
Opening day's tomorrow. We don't
know what the batting order is.
251
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,611
We don't even have
our positions set or anything.
252
00:16:25,687 --> 00:16:28,714
All we got is a cruddy "alky"
for a manager.
253
00:16:56,729 --> 00:16:58,754
Come on, Red.
Let's straighten your hat.
254
00:16:58,832 --> 00:17:03,533
Engelberg, how about buttoning the
buttons on your uniform, will you?
255
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:07,440
I been trying all morning.
It's too small.
256
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:10,675
Well, come on.
Look neater, you know.
257
00:17:10,748 --> 00:17:13,182
Ladies and gentlemen,I want to welcome you here...
258
00:17:13,251 --> 00:17:15,277
to the opening gameof the season...
259
00:17:15,354 --> 00:17:18,324
out here with your childrenin the American spirit.
260
00:17:19,861 --> 00:17:23,764
What I want is to see
every boy in America...
261
00:17:23,832 --> 00:17:27,930
out on the baseball field
playing the great game of baseball.
262
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,495
Thank you.
263
00:17:34,647 --> 00:17:38,744
Well, this is the moment
we've been waiting for.
264
00:17:38,820 --> 00:17:40,788
It's opening day.
265
00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:43,484
I'd like to call your attention
to our new scoreboard...
266
00:17:43,559 --> 00:17:47,759
named in memory of Tommy Martin,who played in our league.
267
00:17:47,832 --> 00:17:49,823
Look out! Get back!
268
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,875
Get off the field!
269
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:20,537
All right, come here.
That's far enough.
270
00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:22,669
- You little punk, you just...
- Cool it!
271
00:18:22,745 --> 00:18:25,806
What did you think you
were doing, you little punk?
272
00:18:25,883 --> 00:18:27,752
I'll deck that kid!
273
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,412
You'll have to get rid of the bike.
274
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:38,889
What was l...
Oh, yes.
275
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:43,029
The new scoreboard
in memory of Tommy...
276
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,172
Tommy Martin, and, well...
277
00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:49,213
After the takingof the team pictures today...
278
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,806
parents and friendsare encouraged to stay...
279
00:18:51,884 --> 00:18:54,615
for the game betweenthe Bears and Yankees.
280
00:18:54,687 --> 00:18:56,485
Come on, Indians, line up.
281
00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:59,823
A second game will beginat 3:00 this afternoon.
282
00:18:59,895 --> 00:19:01,921
We urge you to returnat that time...
283
00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:04,900
to see the Athleticsagainst the Mets.
284
00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:13,177
Mr. Buttermaker,
they're taking the team pictures!
285
00:19:15,449 --> 00:19:18,977
I want you to look like champions
because you're gonna be champions.
286
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,148
Stand up straight
and look at them.
287
00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:24,151
That's it, boys.
288
00:19:24,228 --> 00:19:26,720
You got that champion
look about you.
289
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:29,597
Come on, Buttermaker!
290
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,159
Quick!
291
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,173
- He's gonna take the picture!
- Can't you wait?
292
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,802
- My uniform's too small.
- Shut up.
293
00:19:40,617 --> 00:19:42,346
Take the picture!
294
00:19:46,124 --> 00:19:49,561
Okay, boys, come on.
Straighten up. Big grins.
295
00:20:01,645 --> 00:20:04,012
That's perfect.
Thank you.
296
00:20:04,082 --> 00:20:07,644
What so proudly we hailed
297
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,815
At the twilight's last gleaming
298
00:20:10,891 --> 00:20:14,488
And the rockets'red glare
299
00:20:14,563 --> 00:20:17,727
The bombs bursting in air
300
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:21,999
Gave proof through the night
301
00:20:22,072 --> 00:20:25,475
That our flag was still there
302
00:20:25,544 --> 00:20:34,649
Oh say does that star-spangledbanner yet wave
303
00:20:34,723 --> 00:20:40,686
O'er the land of the free
304
00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:47,570
And the home of the brave
305
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:03,986
Play ball! Batter up!
306
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,259
First in the Yankee lineup today...
307
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:10,829
Andy Berger, number seven,center field.
308
00:21:17,147 --> 00:21:19,912
Come on, baby!
Take two of them!
309
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:31,330
You got to tag him, dummy!
310
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,266
What are you doing?
311
00:21:33,336 --> 00:21:36,238
Joey Turner,number two, pitcher.
312
00:21:36,307 --> 00:21:38,832
Here we go.
Let's go, Joey!
313
00:21:38,910 --> 00:21:40,901
Let's go, Joey!
314
00:21:45,819 --> 00:21:47,447
Hey, left fielder!
315
00:21:47,522 --> 00:21:50,150
Throw it in!
316
00:21:54,464 --> 00:21:57,161
Come on in, Joey!
317
00:22:05,379 --> 00:22:07,507
Don Jacobsen, second base.
318
00:22:09,651 --> 00:22:11,984
I got a bead on it!
319
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,617
- Where's our shortstop?
- Aren't you the shortstop?
320
00:22:17,695 --> 00:22:20,164
Was that an error?
321
00:22:20,232 --> 00:22:23,862
It's an error on the throw,
but no error on the infielder...
322
00:22:23,937 --> 00:22:25,838
'cause he wasn't there.
323
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,250
Time!
324
00:23:32,797 --> 00:23:35,790
And a time-out is calledby the Bears'manager.
325
00:23:39,306 --> 00:23:40,295
Tanner.
326
00:23:41,476 --> 00:23:43,411
You okay?
327
00:23:43,479 --> 00:23:46,745
Look, you crud,
just get back to your beer.
328
00:23:48,485 --> 00:23:49,783
Get going.
329
00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:55,158
Get out of here.
330
00:24:02,304 --> 00:24:04,967
Atta boy, Bobby!
331
00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,976
Come on, Bobby!
Come on in!
332
00:24:07,044 --> 00:24:08,672
Slide! Slide!
333
00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:11,648
Way to go!
No competition!
334
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,543
Hey, clutch!
335
00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:19,018
Go ahead, take it.
Take two, take three.
336
00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:21,028
Go on home.
337
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,934
Home, I said.
Trust me. Home.
338
00:24:27,004 --> 00:24:28,495
Home!
339
00:24:30,108 --> 00:24:32,202
Maybe we ought to...
340
00:24:33,846 --> 00:24:35,508
Damn it.
341
00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:40,212
Hold it up.
342
00:24:40,289 --> 00:24:43,259
I just want to get a word
with the other coach, okay?
343
00:24:43,326 --> 00:24:46,023
- Okay, hurry it up.
- You got it.
344
00:24:46,097 --> 00:24:48,122
- Hey, Turner.
- Yeah?
345
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,693
What do you say we call this off?
This is getting ridiculous.
346
00:24:51,771 --> 00:24:56,141
They're calling it off in 15 minutes
so let me give you a little advice.
347
00:24:56,210 --> 00:24:58,008
Let your team stay out there.
348
00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:01,777
That way they didn't give up,
and they won't be quitters.
349
00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:04,781
I'm calling this off right now.
350
00:25:04,855 --> 00:25:07,917
- I was just thinking of your boys.
- The hell you were.
351
00:25:07,993 --> 00:25:10,018
The hell I wasn't.
352
00:25:10,095 --> 00:25:13,361
What I saw out there today
made me sick, you know that?
353
00:25:13,433 --> 00:25:15,959
Your team has no right
being on that field.
354
00:25:16,037 --> 00:25:19,030
Look at yourself, Butterworth.
Look at that team.
355
00:25:21,444 --> 00:25:24,312
I mean, why don't you
do this league a favor?
356
00:25:25,383 --> 00:25:27,476
You and the Bears
just drop out.
357
00:25:27,552 --> 00:25:29,180
I mean it.
358
00:25:29,255 --> 00:25:31,918
I mean just...
just drop out.
359
00:25:36,865 --> 00:25:40,666
- I mean it.
- We forfeit the game.
360
00:25:40,737 --> 00:25:43,036
- You forfeit?
- Yeah.
361
00:25:43,107 --> 00:25:45,076
That's it!
That's the game!
362
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:48,341
- Forfeit by the Bears!
- Come on in, fellas!
363
00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:51,578
The remainder of this gamehas been canceled...
364
00:25:51,652 --> 00:25:54,315
by request of the Bears'manager,and forfeited to the Yankees.
365
00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:58,120
Next up,the Athletics and the Mets.
366
00:25:59,896 --> 00:26:03,389
Up the alley, down the street,
who's the hardest team to beat?
367
00:26:03,468 --> 00:26:05,437
Bears! Bears!
368
00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:13,113
Well, guys, it ain't so bad.
369
00:26:13,181 --> 00:26:16,353
I was once in a high-school game
where the score...
370
00:26:20,925 --> 00:26:23,394
Come on, guys.
It's only a game.
371
00:26:23,462 --> 00:26:27,025
Nice try. Maybe next time
you'll get a chance to bat.
372
00:26:27,101 --> 00:26:29,160
Hey, Tanner!
Come down, Tanner.
373
00:26:29,236 --> 00:26:31,535
Get down from there.
Forget about that.
374
00:26:31,606 --> 00:26:34,041
Sit down.
I want to talk to you.
375
00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:37,342
I'm not listening to you, crud.
I'm leaving.
376
00:26:37,414 --> 00:26:40,578
- Sit down, Tanner.
- Leave him alone.
377
00:26:40,651 --> 00:26:43,246
Hey, wait a minute.
Where are you guys going?
378
00:26:43,322 --> 00:26:45,883
I got to talk to you.
It's important.
379
00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:47,951
I got to talk to you.
380
00:26:51,366 --> 00:26:54,063
- What do you want?
- Ahmad's up a tree.
381
00:26:54,137 --> 00:26:56,299
- Ahmad?
- Yeah.
382
00:26:56,373 --> 00:26:58,774
- Climbed up a tree?
- Says he's not coming down.
383
00:26:58,843 --> 00:27:00,572
Tell his family about it.
384
00:27:00,645 --> 00:27:02,978
Said if I told them
where he was, he'd kill me.
385
00:27:03,048 --> 00:27:04,983
And anyway,
I promised him I wouldn't.
386
00:27:17,668 --> 00:27:19,864
How's the view up there, Ahmad?
387
00:27:28,149 --> 00:27:30,710
How come you're not
wearing your clothes?
388
00:27:30,786 --> 00:27:33,051
Don't deserve to wear
no uniform.
389
00:27:36,761 --> 00:27:38,753
You get away from here,
Buttermaker.
390
00:27:40,433 --> 00:27:43,733
This ain't your tree.
Anybody can climb up here.
391
00:27:43,804 --> 00:27:46,296
Just leave me alone.
392
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,842
Keeping your family
waiting, you know.
393
00:27:48,911 --> 00:27:51,106
Can't face them.
394
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,648
Why?
395
00:27:52,716 --> 00:27:55,015
What do you mean?
Errors, that's why.
396
00:27:55,086 --> 00:27:56,951
Easy fly balls.
397
00:27:57,021 --> 00:27:59,752
There's nothing easy about
those fly balls, Ahmad.
398
00:27:59,825 --> 00:28:02,693
They were tough chances.
The sun was in your eyes.
399
00:28:02,762 --> 00:28:05,129
Don't give me any of
your honky bullshit.
400
00:28:05,199 --> 00:28:06,724
I know they were easy.
401
00:28:06,802 --> 00:28:09,237
Let's not bring race
into this, Ahmad.
402
00:28:09,305 --> 00:28:11,831
We got enough problems as it is.
403
00:28:13,978 --> 00:28:16,971
- Your brothers will understand.
- No, they won't.
404
00:28:17,048 --> 00:28:20,349
They'd never make flubs like that.
They were all big athletes.
405
00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:22,821
When they were my age,
they were captains of their teams...
406
00:28:22,891 --> 00:28:24,791
and great players,
and I'm not.
407
00:28:24,859 --> 00:28:27,328
I'm lousy at football,
lousy at basketball...
408
00:28:27,396 --> 00:28:31,197
and I'm lousy at baseball, and I'm
quitting the whole damn thing.
409
00:28:32,870 --> 00:28:35,863
Thank God Hank Aaron
didn't act like this.
410
00:28:35,941 --> 00:28:36,931
What?
411
00:28:37,010 --> 00:28:40,310
Don't give me that "what."
You know what I'm talking about.
412
00:28:40,381 --> 00:28:42,349
What you talking about?
413
00:28:42,416 --> 00:28:45,215
The 42 errors.
414
00:28:45,287 --> 00:28:46,778
Forty-two errors?
415
00:28:46,856 --> 00:28:49,690
Come off it, Ahmad!
Stop pulling my leg.
416
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,162
You know what I'm talking about.
You know all about Hank Aaron.
417
00:28:53,231 --> 00:28:56,099
His first year in sandlot ball,
he committed 42 errors.
418
00:28:56,168 --> 00:28:59,263
He was nine years old.
Broke his little heart.
419
00:28:59,339 --> 00:29:03,368
He damn near quit.
Thank God for us he didn't.
420
00:29:03,445 --> 00:29:07,212
- There'd be no great old number 44.
- Buttermaker, you're so full of...
421
00:29:07,283 --> 00:29:09,752
It's common knowledge,
for crying out loud!
422
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:11,846
Ask Ogilvie!
423
00:29:13,525 --> 00:29:16,963
I'm surprised you didn't know that.
He's your favorite player too.
424
00:29:21,536 --> 00:29:23,027
Well.
425
00:29:25,108 --> 00:29:27,508
Kind of ruins my plans.
426
00:29:27,577 --> 00:29:32,346
I was thinking around the fourth
game, you'd be switch-hitting.
427
00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:35,717
With your speed
and right side of the plate...
428
00:29:35,788 --> 00:29:38,189
those few extra steps you get,
you'd be a tough out.
429
00:29:38,258 --> 00:29:40,989
You know, bunts,
things like that.
430
00:29:44,768 --> 00:29:46,201
I am kind of fast, huh?
431
00:29:48,139 --> 00:29:49,834
You're very fast.
432
00:29:52,177 --> 00:29:55,909
At present there are at leasttwo to three instances...
433
00:29:55,982 --> 00:29:59,852
of cardiac arrest or heart seizureat every major sports event...
434
00:29:59,921 --> 00:30:02,152
at the Coliseum...
435
00:30:02,225 --> 00:30:05,423
You're two and a half hours late.
I told you to meet me in my office.
436
00:30:05,496 --> 00:30:07,488
- I couldn't find it.
- Jesus.
437
00:30:07,565 --> 00:30:10,797
I couldn't believe that score...
26 to nothing.
438
00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:12,360
What a beating!
439
00:30:12,438 --> 00:30:16,001
My son wouldn't come out
of his room all weekend.
440
00:30:19,448 --> 00:30:21,610
That's why I want
to disband the team.
441
00:30:21,685 --> 00:30:23,846
- Have you told the boys yet?
- Not yet.
442
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:27,688
I was hoping to sneak away from the
office today and drop by the field.
443
00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:30,456
Actually, it might be better
if you told them yourself.
444
00:30:30,530 --> 00:30:34,228
I mean, they really do like you.
And I'd appreciate it.
445
00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:36,497
What if the boys
don't want to quit?
446
00:30:36,571 --> 00:30:39,973
That's not important. This has
been very humiliating for me.
447
00:30:40,042 --> 00:30:44,310
We've obviously put these boys in
a situation they just can't handle.
448
00:30:44,382 --> 00:30:47,318
- I hope you think that's fair.
- Excuse me.
449
00:30:47,386 --> 00:30:51,323
Mr. Harrison is here with his 2:30
appointment about the police bill.
450
00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:55,260
- Would you sign these first?
- I know this has all been my fault.
451
00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:57,958
I just want to end it
as quickly as possible.
452
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,268
Good-bye, Buttermaker.
453
00:31:30,944 --> 00:31:32,936
I know it says $ 1.25 on the map...
454
00:31:33,014 --> 00:31:35,848
but what it really is is $2.00
because of inflation.
455
00:31:46,131 --> 00:31:48,726
Hey, Boilermaker,
long time no see.
456
00:31:48,802 --> 00:31:53,503
Pretty fancy neighborhood
you're working these days, Amanda.
457
00:31:53,575 --> 00:31:57,479
- Coming up in the world, huh?
- What are you doing here?
458
00:31:57,548 --> 00:32:01,110
I didn't have any pools to clean, so
I thought I'd drop by and say hello.
459
00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:03,917
- How's your mom?
- Fine. What's it to you?
460
00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:06,925
Is that the way to talk? I haven't
seen you in two or three years.
461
00:32:06,993 --> 00:32:09,588
If you're looking for money,
you can forget it.
462
00:32:09,664 --> 00:32:12,225
I'm not looking for money.
I'm not looking for anything.
463
00:32:12,301 --> 00:32:14,463
- Be sociable, for crying out loud.
- What's that?
464
00:32:14,537 --> 00:32:17,405
- What's what?
- It's a mitt.
465
00:32:17,474 --> 00:32:19,601
- What?
- That.
466
00:32:19,677 --> 00:32:21,339
Oh, yeah.
467
00:32:21,413 --> 00:32:24,406
I thought, you know,
if you weren't too busy...
468
00:32:24,483 --> 00:32:26,952
- maybe you'd like to play catch.
- No, thanks.
469
00:32:29,123 --> 00:32:32,423
Well, it was just an idea.
I mean, it's...
470
00:32:34,731 --> 00:32:38,259
- How's your fastball these days?
- Why?
471
00:32:38,336 --> 00:32:42,398
To tell you the truth, I'm coaching
a bunch of kids some baseball.
472
00:32:42,474 --> 00:32:45,444
Maybe if you're not doing anything,
you can drop by the field...
473
00:32:45,512 --> 00:32:47,707
and maybe join the team
for old times' sake.
474
00:32:47,781 --> 00:32:50,649
I knew you were up to something.
I'm through with pitching.
475
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:54,020
My mom says you almost ruined me
with that sports stuff.
476
00:32:54,091 --> 00:32:55,251
How?
477
00:32:55,325 --> 00:32:58,159
That fastball you taught me
put my arm in a sling.
478
00:32:58,229 --> 00:33:02,189
It's a fine way to act toward me.
I figure you owe me a thing or two.
479
00:33:02,268 --> 00:33:05,102
- Owe you a thing or two?
- I was like a father to you.
480
00:33:05,171 --> 00:33:09,075
- Some father.
- Didn't I take you to ball games?
481
00:33:09,144 --> 00:33:11,579
- You'd have gone anyway.
- Didn't I take you horseback riding?
482
00:33:11,648 --> 00:33:14,379
Didn't I take you and your mother
to the movies twice a week?
483
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:17,785
- Didn't I pay for your math tutor?
- The tutor was a drunk like you.
484
00:33:17,856 --> 00:33:19,586
I got a "D" in math that year.
485
00:33:19,659 --> 00:33:22,127
Didn't I let you hang around
while I cleaned the pools?
486
00:33:22,195 --> 00:33:24,356
While you cleaned the pools?
Who are you trying to kid?
487
00:33:24,431 --> 00:33:27,799
I'm the one who did all the work.
You sat and drank beer all day.
488
00:33:27,870 --> 00:33:29,861
By the fourth pool,
you were out cold.
489
00:33:29,939 --> 00:33:32,431
I had to call my mom
to come pick us up.
490
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:36,443
What about your appendix?
Who rushed you to the hospital?
491
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,349
Who saved your life? Would
you be alive if it weren't for me?
492
00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:41,353
When you weren't
saving people's lives...
493
00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:43,617
you were sitting around
the apartment drunk.
494
00:33:43,691 --> 00:33:46,388
Then you just split.
You made my mother sick.
495
00:33:46,461 --> 00:33:49,863
She wanted to marry you.
Boy, was she dumb.
496
00:33:49,932 --> 00:33:52,299
Your mother and I didn't
get along too well, Amanda.
497
00:33:52,369 --> 00:33:55,464
I liked her very much though.
I still do, as a matter of fact.
498
00:33:55,540 --> 00:34:00,070
I'm just not the marrying kind.
But I guess I handled it badly, huh?
499
00:34:00,146 --> 00:34:01,982
- You handled it like shit!
- Don't use that kind of language...
500
00:34:01,982 --> 00:34:03,609
- You handled it like shit!
- Don't use that kind of language...
501
00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:05,618
Don't tell me what kind
of language I can use.
502
00:34:05,686 --> 00:34:07,416
If you're gonna talk that way...
503
00:34:07,489 --> 00:34:11,153
You're not my father, and I ain't
playing baseball for you anymore.
504
00:34:11,227 --> 00:34:14,026
So why don't you get back
into that sardine can...
505
00:34:14,098 --> 00:34:16,090
and go vacuum the bottom
of the Pacific Ocean?
506
00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:19,296
I've got business. You're blocking
my customers with your car.
507
00:34:30,353 --> 00:34:32,719
All right, boys. Let's go.
508
00:34:32,789 --> 00:34:35,020
Up. Everybody up.
Practice. Come on!
509
00:34:49,813 --> 00:34:52,647
All right, all right.
I'm an asshole.
510
00:34:52,717 --> 00:34:56,154
Go ahead and yell.
Get it off your chests.
511
00:34:56,221 --> 00:34:57,711
I deserve it.
512
00:35:08,204 --> 00:35:11,265
We really appreciate these
new uniforms, Buttermaker...
513
00:35:11,341 --> 00:35:15,039
but we're not going to be
needing them anymore.
514
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:21,952
We've been taking a lot of razzing
in school about opening day, and...
515
00:35:22,023 --> 00:35:25,460
And they were laughing at us,
picking on us.
516
00:35:26,195 --> 00:35:30,065
Anyway, we took a vote
and decided that we'd quit.
517
00:35:31,402 --> 00:35:33,394
What the hell happened
to you, Tanner?
518
00:35:33,472 --> 00:35:35,338
Tanner got into a fight
because of it.
519
00:35:35,408 --> 00:35:36,568
Who with?
520
00:35:36,642 --> 00:35:39,077
- The seventh grade.
- What?
521
00:35:39,146 --> 00:35:40,876
The seventh grade.
522
00:35:40,949 --> 00:35:43,076
You took on
the whole seventh grade?
523
00:35:45,387 --> 00:35:47,322
You want to quit, Tanner?
524
00:35:47,390 --> 00:35:50,087
Crud, no.
I want to play ball.
525
00:35:56,636 --> 00:35:59,037
I can understand
how you guys feel.
526
00:36:00,442 --> 00:36:03,776
I haven't been
much of a manager...
527
00:36:03,846 --> 00:36:06,475
or much of anything else,
for that matter.
528
00:36:10,655 --> 00:36:12,146
And I'm sorry.
529
00:36:13,659 --> 00:36:17,427
But this quitting thing, it's a hard
habit to break once you start.
530
00:36:19,567 --> 00:36:21,661
You're a damn
good bunch of boys.
531
00:36:21,737 --> 00:36:25,230
You probably deserved
a lot better than me...
532
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,573
but we're stuck
with each other.
533
00:36:27,645 --> 00:36:28,943
Jimmy, grab a bat.
534
00:36:29,014 --> 00:36:31,483
Engelberry, get your gear on,
get behind home plate.
535
00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:34,145
- What for?
- We need to practice.
536
00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:36,416
But we disbanded the team.
537
00:36:36,490 --> 00:36:39,187
- We took a vote.
- Goddamn it!
538
00:36:39,260 --> 00:36:41,786
Nobody's vote counts
around here but mine!
539
00:36:41,864 --> 00:36:46,166
Get your gear, and get your fat ass
to the plate before I kick it there.
540
00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:48,968
The rest of you pansy-ass quitters,
move your asses...
541
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,670
before I kick them all
up there into position!
542
00:36:52,445 --> 00:36:55,540
We got a game with
the Athletics next Wednesday...
543
00:36:55,616 --> 00:36:57,881
and that means
only one thing...
544
00:36:57,953 --> 00:37:01,151
bad news for the Athletics!
545
00:37:04,461 --> 00:37:07,056
You're dragging
your right foot, Jimmy.
546
00:37:07,131 --> 00:37:09,828
You got to plant it.
Here, I'll show you.
547
00:37:11,204 --> 00:37:14,402
Right here. Just plant it.
Make sure it stays there.
548
00:37:16,244 --> 00:37:19,579
Let's look alive out there.
Let's look alive.
549
00:37:22,953 --> 00:37:24,921
Way to go, Jimmy!
550
00:37:24,989 --> 00:37:26,548
Good hit!
551
00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:28,150
Way to go!
552
00:37:32,099 --> 00:37:34,500
No, Tanner, no!
Everybody watch this.
553
00:37:34,569 --> 00:37:37,733
You get down on your left knee
so that if you miss the ball...
554
00:37:37,806 --> 00:37:39,866
it hits your body,
you still make the play.
555
00:37:39,943 --> 00:37:41,501
Up, everybody.
556
00:37:41,578 --> 00:37:43,706
All right, Engelberry,
hit it again.
557
00:37:46,118 --> 00:37:49,646
That's the way to do it!
You see how easy it is?
558
00:37:49,722 --> 00:37:52,851
You see how simple that is?
Just get down on your left knee.
559
00:37:52,926 --> 00:37:56,021
You miss the ball, you can still
make the play. Understand?
560
00:37:56,097 --> 00:37:57,656
Okay, let's do it again.
561
00:38:03,908 --> 00:38:07,310
A busted bat
and a long fly ball...
562
00:38:07,379 --> 00:38:10,350
Any day now
Durocher will call!
563
00:38:24,069 --> 00:38:25,435
Shit!
564
00:38:29,910 --> 00:38:34,212
Any second now, Ogilvie,
heart attack time.
565
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:38,212
I'll send flowers
to your funeral.
566
00:38:38,288 --> 00:38:40,314
Must have sustenance.
567
00:38:49,737 --> 00:38:52,036
Couldn't you at least
have unwrapped it?
568
00:38:52,107 --> 00:38:53,700
I got it! I got it!
569
00:38:53,776 --> 00:38:55,711
Good move!
570
00:39:00,351 --> 00:39:01,341
Butterworth.
571
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:03,547
Hello, Roy.
572
00:39:03,622 --> 00:39:06,057
What's your boys
doing out in the field?
573
00:39:06,994 --> 00:39:09,930
Getting ready for a game
with the Athletics.
574
00:39:09,998 --> 00:39:11,488
Haven't you heard?
575
00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:14,559
Councilman Whitewood told the league
committee he's calling it quits.
576
00:39:14,637 --> 00:39:16,868
He is. We aren't.
577
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:19,808
What are you, one of those
sadists or something?
578
00:39:19,878 --> 00:39:22,211
Didn't those kids take enough
of a beating opening day?
579
00:39:22,281 --> 00:39:25,615
- What the hell you trying to do?
- Win the pennant.
580
00:39:25,685 --> 00:39:29,087
This schedule says that on the last
day of the season, June 19th...
581
00:39:29,157 --> 00:39:31,422
the two best teams
play for a title.
582
00:39:31,493 --> 00:39:33,485
We intend to be
one of those teams.
583
00:39:33,563 --> 00:39:35,657
Be a lot of fun
if you were the other.
584
00:39:35,733 --> 00:39:38,202
Two hands, Engelberg!
Two hands!
585
00:39:39,971 --> 00:39:42,998
Guys, I want to see some
hard-nosed play out there.
586
00:39:43,075 --> 00:39:45,169
Now, everybody,
once more with feeling.
587
00:39:45,245 --> 00:39:46,907
First base! Second base!
588
00:39:46,981 --> 00:39:49,473
Do we have to do that one?
It's so corny.
589
00:39:49,552 --> 00:39:51,713
Listen to me.
Once more with feeling.
590
00:39:51,787 --> 00:39:55,281
First base! Second base!
Third base! Home!
591
00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:59,319
Around them bases
we shall roam!
592
00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:01,890
Come on, batter!
593
00:40:01,968 --> 00:40:03,960
Check the big play!
594
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:07,568
Batter can't hit!
595
00:40:11,180 --> 00:40:13,240
Batter, swing!
596
00:40:13,317 --> 00:40:15,183
Ball four!
Take your base.
597
00:40:33,344 --> 00:40:35,313
Go home! Home!
598
00:40:35,380 --> 00:40:37,246
Here! Home!
599
00:40:37,316 --> 00:40:40,115
Go home!
All the way home!
600
00:40:52,036 --> 00:40:53,503
Out!
601
00:40:53,571 --> 00:40:54,561
Crud!
602
00:41:00,648 --> 00:41:02,981
Come on! Catch it!
603
00:41:05,186 --> 00:41:07,712
Who do we appreciate?
604
00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:09,759
Bears! Bears!
605
00:41:13,398 --> 00:41:16,425
All right, come on, guys.
Lighten up.
606
00:41:16,502 --> 00:41:18,772
We finished
the whole game, didn't we?
607
00:41:18,905 --> 00:41:22,205
Tanner almost got a base hit
in the fourth inning.
608
00:41:22,276 --> 00:41:24,768
Matter of fact,
I thought you were safe.
609
00:41:25,882 --> 00:41:30,252
- Rome wasn't built in a day.
- It took several hundred years.
610
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,258
We lost 18 to nothing, and
the Athletics are the worst team.
611
00:41:34,326 --> 00:41:37,455
- Second worst.
- Sorry, I forgot.
612
00:41:37,531 --> 00:41:40,797
Snap out of it! Nobody said
it was going to be easy.
613
00:41:40,868 --> 00:41:43,064
Don't look so glum.
614
00:41:43,138 --> 00:41:45,903
Well, we committed 24 errors.
615
00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:50,072
Their pitcher threw a no-hitter.
But there is some good news.
616
00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:54,648
Two of our runners almost
managed to get to first base...
617
00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,417
and we did hit 17 foul balls.
618
00:41:57,491 --> 00:42:00,188
That's the spirit!
Come on, guys!
619
00:42:00,261 --> 00:42:02,787
Cokes and hot dogs on me.
620
00:42:03,432 --> 00:42:04,694
This way.
621
00:42:04,835 --> 00:42:08,169
- I said I wasn't interested.
- There's nothing to be afraid of.
622
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:11,073
I'm not afraid. I'm just through
with all that tomboy stuff.
623
00:42:11,143 --> 00:42:14,375
Baseball's not tomboy stuff. It's
your country's national pastime.
624
00:42:14,447 --> 00:42:18,214
It's a lot healthier than sitting
here on a stupid street corner...
625
00:42:18,285 --> 00:42:21,119
selling dumb maps
to a bunch of ignorant hicks.
626
00:42:21,189 --> 00:42:22,817
Look at that gut on you.
627
00:42:22,892 --> 00:42:25,589
I beg your pardon.
There isn't an ounce of fat on me.
628
00:42:25,662 --> 00:42:28,223
There will be if you keep
sitting around here.
629
00:42:28,299 --> 00:42:31,599
- This is sure a lousy job you got.
- It ain't lousy.
630
00:42:31,670 --> 00:42:35,266
Half the state of Iowa came by
last week. Cleared 85 bucks.
631
00:42:35,342 --> 00:42:37,709
Bet it's more than you make.
632
00:42:37,778 --> 00:42:40,646
- You saving any of that money?
- Of course I am.
633
00:42:40,716 --> 00:42:42,708
What are you going
to do with it?
634
00:42:42,785 --> 00:42:44,777
I'm going to get braces.
635
00:42:45,923 --> 00:42:48,984
I'm going to be taking
ballet lessons pretty soon.
636
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:51,256
I'm going to be a model.
637
00:42:51,330 --> 00:42:54,357
Well, now we're
getting somewhere.
638
00:42:55,302 --> 00:42:56,292
Tell you what.
639
00:42:56,371 --> 00:42:58,362
You come and pitch
a few games for us...
640
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,965
I'll pay for the modeling thing
and the ballet lessons.
641
00:43:01,043 --> 00:43:03,342
Can't do anything about the braces
'cause that's big money.
642
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:05,143
Buttermaker, you're so dumb.
643
00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:07,344
Those boys aren't rough.
You won't get hurt.
644
00:43:07,419 --> 00:43:10,583
That's got nothing
to do with it.
645
00:43:10,657 --> 00:43:14,059
I'm almost 12, and I'll...
I'll be getting a bra soon.
646
00:43:18,367 --> 00:43:20,358
Well, maybe in a year or so.
647
00:43:20,436 --> 00:43:22,871
I can't be playing
no dumb baseball.
648
00:43:22,940 --> 00:43:26,810
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
649
00:43:28,647 --> 00:43:31,446
You're turning into
a regular little lady.
650
00:43:33,354 --> 00:43:35,550
It was a dumb idea anyway.
651
00:43:36,725 --> 00:43:39,718
I mean, you wouldn't have
helped the team much.
652
00:43:39,796 --> 00:43:41,788
You were great
when you were nine...
653
00:43:41,865 --> 00:43:45,063
but girls reach their peak
athletically about that age.
654
00:43:45,136 --> 00:43:48,368
Probably haven't picked up
a ball in two years anyway.
655
00:43:49,643 --> 00:43:52,112
Give my love to your mom.
656
00:43:52,180 --> 00:43:54,171
Don't be such a stranger.
657
00:43:57,619 --> 00:43:59,918
- Hey, Boilermaker.
- Yeah?
658
00:43:59,990 --> 00:44:02,425
Got my curve breaking 21/2 feet.
659
00:44:04,997 --> 00:44:07,523
Then you have been
practicing, huh?
660
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:11,264
But don't give me no baloney about
a curve breaking 21/2 feet, though.
661
00:44:11,338 --> 00:44:12,829
For how much?
662
00:44:13,775 --> 00:44:16,040
- Ten bucks.
- Make it 20.
663
00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:18,047
We got a bet.
664
00:44:36,272 --> 00:44:38,741
I thought we were going
to see some curves.
665
00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:42,610
Okay, the next one's coming
right between your eyes.
666
00:44:51,994 --> 00:44:55,123
- Twelve ballet lessons.
- Nine ballet lessons.
667
00:44:55,198 --> 00:44:57,565
They're $3.00 a shot,
for crying out loud.
668
00:44:57,635 --> 00:44:59,728
Twelve ballet lessons or no go.
669
00:44:59,804 --> 00:45:02,775
I just lit that cigar.
That's terrible.
670
00:45:02,842 --> 00:45:06,176
- Make it nine ballet lessons...
- I want the imported kind of jeans.
671
00:45:06,246 --> 00:45:07,508
- Jeans?
- Yes.
672
00:45:07,581 --> 00:45:10,710
- I'm not getting you any jeans.
- French jeans.
673
00:45:10,785 --> 00:45:15,156
Do you know how many pools
I gotta clean to get imported jeans?
674
00:45:15,225 --> 00:45:17,217
- What's wrong with American?
- I don't like them.
675
00:45:17,295 --> 00:45:19,730
Who do you think you are,
Catfish Hunter?
676
00:45:19,798 --> 00:45:21,527
Who's he?
677
00:45:24,370 --> 00:45:27,499
Boys, I'd like you to meet
your new pitcher...
678
00:45:27,575 --> 00:45:29,237
Amanda Whurlizer.
679
00:45:29,311 --> 00:45:31,803
Jews, spics, niggers,
and now a girl?
680
00:45:31,881 --> 00:45:33,508
Grab a bat, punk.
681
00:45:43,396 --> 00:45:46,764
Jimmy Feldman,
Toby Whitewood.
682
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:52,334
Sixth. No, you're seventh.
Tanner...
683
00:45:52,408 --> 00:45:55,276
First up for the Mets,Roy Close...
684
00:45:55,346 --> 00:45:57,645
number seven, left field.
685
00:45:59,785 --> 00:46:03,483
Come on, Amanda.
Right through him!
686
00:46:19,579 --> 00:46:21,570
Strike three!
You're out!
687
00:46:23,851 --> 00:46:27,846
Now batting for the Mets,David Delmardo.
688
00:46:31,361 --> 00:46:33,387
What's she doing
now with the...
689
00:46:33,464 --> 00:46:35,796
Ah, that's the...
690
00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:37,893
That's the spitter.
691
00:46:37,970 --> 00:46:40,030
Wets her fingers, you see...
692
00:46:40,106 --> 00:46:43,235
and then she appears to dry them
on the peak of her cap...
693
00:46:43,311 --> 00:46:46,440
but she's not really drying them
'cause she has Vaseline under there.
694
00:46:49,986 --> 00:46:51,511
Strike three!
695
00:47:00,334 --> 00:47:02,326
Strike three!
You're out!
696
00:47:03,871 --> 00:47:07,138
When we get out to the field, take
it easy on the first few batters.
697
00:47:07,210 --> 00:47:09,610
I want to see how
our infield handles balls.
698
00:47:09,679 --> 00:47:12,240
Carl Paranski, number six...
699
00:47:12,316 --> 00:47:15,810
The cool, calm Paranski shift!
700
00:47:26,903 --> 00:47:29,998
You're holding up the game.
Let's get back in the box.
701
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,385
Forget it, Miguel.
702
00:47:59,981 --> 00:48:01,313
Strike three!
703
00:48:10,595 --> 00:48:12,564
Come on, guys!
Pay attention!
704
00:48:12,632 --> 00:48:15,466
They can't win
if they don't score!
705
00:48:44,141 --> 00:48:46,702
Nice work, Engelberg.
Good game.
706
00:48:46,778 --> 00:48:49,247
Nice going, Tanner.
You looked beautiful.
707
00:48:49,315 --> 00:48:52,018
Who do we appreciate? Bears!
708
00:48:52,151 --> 00:48:56,020
Good stuff. Beautiful.
Toby, Jose, Timmy.
709
00:49:01,497 --> 00:49:04,433
Lupus, you spaz! We would've won
if it weren't for you!
710
00:49:04,501 --> 00:49:07,494
- Leave him alone.
- Will you cut that out?
711
00:49:07,571 --> 00:49:09,904
Let's not have any shoving around.
712
00:49:09,975 --> 00:49:12,843
Now cut that out!
Move over.
713
00:49:12,912 --> 00:49:16,576
All I know is, when we win a game,
it's a team win.
714
00:49:16,650 --> 00:49:19,985
When we lose a game,
it's a team loss.
715
00:49:20,056 --> 00:49:23,288
Now, on Friday,
we play the White Sox.
716
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,352
What does that mean
to you guys?
717
00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:28,457
Bad news for the White Sox!
718
00:49:29,201 --> 00:49:31,102
Damn right.
719
00:49:31,237 --> 00:49:33,832
Look alive out there.
Let's look alive.
720
00:49:36,778 --> 00:49:37,972
I got it!
721
00:49:38,046 --> 00:49:40,072
No, you don't!
It's over the fence!
722
00:49:52,199 --> 00:49:54,668
Hey, punk!
I thought l...
723
00:49:54,735 --> 00:49:57,227
I thought I told you
to quit hanging around!
724
00:50:00,710 --> 00:50:02,679
Jumpin' catfish.
725
00:50:02,746 --> 00:50:04,646
What a great arm!
Who is that kid?
726
00:50:04,715 --> 00:50:07,150
Of course he's got a great arm.
727
00:50:07,219 --> 00:50:10,417
He's the best athlete in the area.
But you don't understand.
728
00:50:10,490 --> 00:50:13,484
- That's Kelly Leak.
- You guys talking about Kelly Leak?
729
00:50:13,561 --> 00:50:16,497
- Yeah.
- That dude is a bad mother.
730
00:50:16,565 --> 00:50:20,229
You're talking about a loan shark.
I borrowed a nickel from him.
731
00:50:20,303 --> 00:50:23,068
Said if I didn't give him a dime
by Friday, he'd break my arm.
732
00:50:24,475 --> 00:50:28,277
Don't know what he's talking about,
but I like him. He's got balls.
733
00:50:28,348 --> 00:50:31,580
Why screw around? If the guy
can play ball, he can play ball.
734
00:50:31,652 --> 00:50:33,484
Let's get him on the team.
735
00:50:49,976 --> 00:50:51,501
Want to go again?
736
00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:54,481
Anybody else?
737
00:50:58,555 --> 00:51:00,854
Saw you throw the ball.
Got a great arm.
738
00:51:03,762 --> 00:51:04,957
So-so.
739
00:51:05,031 --> 00:51:07,762
We could use a good
outfielder on our team.
740
00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:10,599
You call what you got a team?
741
00:51:24,958 --> 00:51:27,450
What you got against
baseball anyway?
742
00:51:30,265 --> 00:51:32,928
The baseball you guys play
is for faggots and old farts...
743
00:51:33,002 --> 00:51:35,335
who don't have anything
better to do with themselves.
744
00:51:35,405 --> 00:51:37,396
You must like
those kind of guys.
745
00:51:37,474 --> 00:51:39,534
You sure hang around
the field often enough.
746
00:51:39,611 --> 00:51:43,241
There's nice ass at the field.
That's why I hang around there.
747
00:51:46,687 --> 00:51:50,385
- I hear you like to gamble.
- We go a dollar a game here.
748
00:51:51,293 --> 00:51:52,352
Serve it.
749
00:51:53,596 --> 00:51:56,122
I don't want
to play for money.
750
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,328
If I win, you play
baseball for the Bears.
751
00:51:58,403 --> 00:52:01,271
- And if I win?
- Name it.
752
00:52:25,673 --> 00:52:28,165
Well, how'd it go?
753
00:52:29,912 --> 00:52:31,972
- I lost.
- What?
754
00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:34,210
- You said you were good!
- I am good! He's just better!
755
00:52:34,284 --> 00:52:37,049
That's the last time
I ever listen to you.
756
00:52:39,825 --> 00:52:41,817
8:00 Friday night.
757
00:52:48,403 --> 00:52:50,304
- What's that?
- Nothing.
758
00:52:50,373 --> 00:52:53,172
What's 8:00 Friday night?
759
00:52:53,243 --> 00:52:56,543
I lost, so I gotta go to the Rolling
Stones concert with the creep.
760
00:52:56,614 --> 00:52:58,742
That's the most ridiculous
thing I ever heard of.
761
00:52:58,818 --> 00:53:01,049
11 -year-old girls
don't go out on dates.
762
00:53:01,121 --> 00:53:02,611
Of course they do.
763
00:53:02,689 --> 00:53:05,022
They don't go out
with people like that.
764
00:53:06,395 --> 00:53:08,626
You take the cake.
First you blow the game...
765
00:53:08,698 --> 00:53:11,292
then you get roped into
a date with an ex-con.
766
00:53:11,369 --> 00:53:13,860
You're like a chimney.
I'm sick of it.
767
00:53:15,006 --> 00:53:17,305
Start the car, and let's go.
768
00:53:17,377 --> 00:53:20,609
Probably lost on purpose.
You probably like the little baboon.
769
00:53:20,681 --> 00:53:22,239
Blow it out your bunghole!
770
00:53:27,390 --> 00:53:29,916
What if he tries something...
771
00:53:32,296 --> 00:53:33,729
I'll handle it.
772
00:53:34,466 --> 00:53:36,833
Rolling Stones.
Eleven years old.
773
00:53:36,903 --> 00:53:39,497
I know an 11 -year-old girl
who's on the pill.
774
00:53:40,975 --> 00:53:43,274
Don't ever say that word again.
775
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:45,678
Jesus, just who in the heck
do you think you are?
776
00:53:45,748 --> 00:53:47,613
Your goddamn manager,
that's who.
777
00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:49,208
Big wow.
778
00:54:09,980 --> 00:54:12,973
Lupus, could you go somewhere else
while I'm eating?
779
00:54:13,051 --> 00:54:15,043
You make me sick.
780
00:54:20,462 --> 00:54:22,863
- Cripes.
- Lupus, man.
781
00:54:22,932 --> 00:54:24,593
- How's it going?
- Give it!
782
00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:27,034
What do you need it for?
You hardly ever play anyways.
783
00:54:27,103 --> 00:54:29,504
Sit down.
We was only kidding anyways.
784
00:54:30,609 --> 00:54:32,236
That looks neat, man.
785
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:36,113
We oughta do that to all the Bears.
They might play better.
786
00:54:38,152 --> 00:54:41,486
Hey, Joey, you hungry?
You want my burrito?
787
00:54:41,556 --> 00:54:43,752
I wouldn't eat your burrito
if you paid me to.
788
00:54:43,826 --> 00:54:47,389
Go on, take it.
That's the best way to eat it.
789
00:54:52,505 --> 00:54:53,996
I'm gonna kill you!
790
00:54:54,074 --> 00:54:57,272
I'll knock your head down so far,
you'll have to take off your hat!
791
00:54:57,345 --> 00:54:59,507
I'm gonna beat
the crud out of you!
792
00:54:59,581 --> 00:55:02,415
I'll take on all
the Yankees after this!
793
00:55:02,485 --> 00:55:05,614
I'm gonna kick your butt,
you little shit!
794
00:55:05,689 --> 00:55:08,887
You owe me 30 cents
for that burrito!
795
00:55:15,469 --> 00:55:17,768
You little shit.
796
00:55:17,839 --> 00:55:20,707
That's one Bear down,
11 to go.
797
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:23,302
Come to think of it,
they ain't worth it.
798
00:55:29,856 --> 00:55:32,484
Thanks. Nobody ever
stuck up for me before.
799
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,653
If you wiped your nose
once in a while...
800
00:55:34,728 --> 00:55:37,254
people wouldn't give you
so much crud all the time.
801
00:55:48,881 --> 00:55:51,373
How many times you got to be told
to quit hanging around here?
802
00:55:51,451 --> 00:55:53,750
I'm just sitting here.
803
00:55:53,821 --> 00:55:56,347
This field is for ballplayers,
not for juvenile delinquents.
804
00:55:56,425 --> 00:55:59,918
I can play baseball better
than anybody in this league.
805
00:56:01,031 --> 00:56:03,556
It's a shame we're never
going to find that out.
806
00:56:03,635 --> 00:56:06,935
Because nobody here wants
to have anything to do with you.
807
00:56:07,006 --> 00:56:10,966
Now get the hell out of here.
Come on, get out of here!
808
00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:28,733
Something I forgot to tell you.
It's a league rule.
809
00:56:28,801 --> 00:56:31,396
Cups and supporters.
810
00:56:31,472 --> 00:56:33,842
Gotta be worn at all times.
811
00:56:35,411 --> 00:56:39,974
- They're very uncomfortable.
- You wear them or you don't play.
812
00:56:40,050 --> 00:56:43,488
Can we stop this already?
We got another hour of practice.
813
00:56:45,457 --> 00:56:48,655
- What are you saying?
- I've brushed up on my Spanish.
814
00:56:48,728 --> 00:56:53,531
I think he's saying something about
his being a Catholic and it's a sin.
815
00:56:53,602 --> 00:56:55,298
Oh, for Christ's sake.
816
00:57:00,345 --> 00:57:03,838
- It's not a gas mask.
- I know what it is.
817
00:57:03,916 --> 00:57:07,216
This is a free country.
Let's be democratic and take a vote.
818
00:57:07,287 --> 00:57:10,815
- There'll be no vote, Engelberg.
- What about Amanda?
819
00:57:10,892 --> 00:57:12,793
You ain't strapping
one of these on me.
820
00:57:12,861 --> 00:57:16,195
If she don't wear one,
I don't wear one.
821
00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:21,069
Anyway, it's too small.
822
00:57:21,139 --> 00:57:23,734
If she doesn't wear one,
neither do I.
823
00:57:24,744 --> 00:57:28,409
- What are you doing here?
- Some asshole changed my mind.
824
00:57:37,161 --> 00:57:39,322
A little harder, huh?
825
00:57:40,232 --> 00:57:42,827
Who's this turkey think he is,
Mickey Mantle?
826
00:57:42,902 --> 00:57:44,392
Rifle one.
827
00:58:11,941 --> 00:58:13,933
They win one lousy game,
next thing you know...
828
00:58:14,011 --> 00:58:16,070
they'll sue for the right
to play in Dodger Stadium.
829
00:58:24,057 --> 00:58:26,856
Engelberg, did you
take my hamburger?
830
00:58:30,834 --> 00:58:34,066
Hey, would you shut up?
Right on my punch line.
831
00:58:34,138 --> 00:58:36,733
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
832
00:58:36,808 --> 00:58:39,209
of the United States of America...
833
00:58:39,278 --> 00:58:42,680
and to the republic
for which it stands...
834
00:58:42,750 --> 00:58:46,243
one nation,
under God, indivisible...
835
00:58:46,321 --> 00:58:49,120
with liberty and justice for all.
836
00:58:51,561 --> 00:58:53,826
- I just get an eight count here.
- I know, but it's okay.
837
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:55,729
I got the whole thing figured out.
This is what I do.
838
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:57,496
I take my two outfielders,
Henry and Thor...
839
00:58:57,569 --> 00:58:59,060
I play them right and left center.
840
00:58:59,139 --> 00:59:01,266
Would you stop it!
You're embarrassing yourself.
841
00:59:01,341 --> 00:59:03,071
Three of my White Sox
have got the flu.
842
00:59:03,144 --> 00:59:05,841
I got a goddamn little Jesus freak
in Bakersfield at a revival meeting.
843
00:59:05,914 --> 00:59:08,110
I am sorry!
844
00:59:08,184 --> 00:59:12,178
The White Sox are gonna have to
forfeit the game. It's a forfeit.
845
00:59:12,256 --> 00:59:14,623
The White Sox have to forfeit.
846
00:59:17,463 --> 00:59:21,561
Two, four, six, eight.
Who do we appreciate?
847
00:59:21,636 --> 00:59:24,333
White Sox! White Sox!
848
00:59:34,553 --> 00:59:37,387
- Can't this thing go any faster?
- Sure.
849
00:59:43,598 --> 00:59:45,294
Would you look at that?
850
00:59:45,367 --> 00:59:47,768
I can't help it.
I really hate that kid.
851
01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:02,883
Out.
852
01:00:05,862 --> 01:00:07,125
Out!
853
01:00:10,668 --> 01:00:11,999
Out!
854
01:00:25,622 --> 01:00:27,113
Shit!
855
01:00:46,517 --> 01:00:47,848
He's out.
856
01:01:04,508 --> 01:01:05,908
Stop it! Somebody's hurt!
857
01:01:11,350 --> 01:01:14,149
- Ow. Right in the balls.
- Come on, give him some air.
858
01:01:14,221 --> 01:01:16,520
Get back to the dugout. It's time.
859
01:01:16,591 --> 01:01:18,389
He got hit in the balls.
860
01:01:18,460 --> 01:01:20,395
Cleveland! Stretcher!
861
01:01:21,764 --> 01:01:24,962
- A stretcher for his balls?
- That must hurt.
862
01:01:25,035 --> 01:01:27,004
Buttermaker, do I have to go?
863
01:01:27,072 --> 01:01:28,938
No. We're just going
to get you checked out.
864
01:01:29,008 --> 01:01:30,805
I don't wanna go.
I wanna play.
865
01:01:30,876 --> 01:01:33,311
We have to check you out first.
It's a sensitive area.
866
01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:36,316
- I want to play.
- Don't worry. You'll play.
867
01:01:37,186 --> 01:01:40,520
You better start worrying about
your team finishing in one piece...
868
01:01:40,590 --> 01:01:42,752
instead of trying
to get in the play-offs.
869
01:01:44,295 --> 01:01:46,025
I just pray
he's wearing his cup.
870
01:01:46,098 --> 01:01:50,502
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two...
871
01:01:50,570 --> 01:01:52,539
ready to go back.
872
01:02:06,492 --> 01:02:11,056
One, two, two, two,
three, two, four, two...
873
01:02:11,132 --> 01:02:13,829
and bow.
874
01:02:13,902 --> 01:02:16,997
- Very good.
- Would you like a piece of chicken?
875
01:02:17,073 --> 01:02:19,838
Would you turkeys
blow on out of here?
876
01:02:20,844 --> 01:02:22,278
I will not allow this!
877
01:02:22,347 --> 01:02:24,747
The White Sox beat the Mets!
878
01:02:24,816 --> 01:02:27,581
- Gentlemen, please...
- We're talking championships.
879
01:02:27,653 --> 01:02:30,487
Young man,
I am teaching a class here.
880
01:02:30,557 --> 01:02:34,256
You ain't doin' a very good job.
No one here can dance for bat turds.
881
01:02:34,330 --> 01:02:36,856
Tanner, get the hell out of here!
882
01:02:36,933 --> 01:02:38,958
I will kill you!
883
01:02:39,036 --> 01:02:41,904
Get out! Go!
884
01:02:43,775 --> 01:02:47,007
I'm hitting.841.
I'm on the Bears.
885
01:02:48,615 --> 01:02:50,413
You live around here?
886
01:02:50,485 --> 01:02:52,680
I got a Harley-Davidson.
887
01:02:52,754 --> 01:02:54,416
Does that turn you on...
Harley-Davidson?
888
01:02:54,557 --> 01:02:57,322
I don't have to remind you who we'll
be playing in the championship...
889
01:02:57,394 --> 01:03:00,228
after we beat these Athletics today.
890
01:03:00,298 --> 01:03:04,201
I got one last question for you.
Let's see who can answer it.
891
01:03:04,269 --> 01:03:07,297
What does this game mean
to the Athletics? Ahmad?
892
01:03:07,375 --> 01:03:10,243
It means a hell of a lot
of badass news for the Athletics.
893
01:03:10,312 --> 01:03:12,678
Let's go!
Kelly. Kelly.
894
01:03:15,551 --> 01:03:18,750
I want you handling the ball
as much as possible out there today.
895
01:03:18,823 --> 01:03:20,757
This game is
too damn important for us.
896
01:03:20,825 --> 01:03:22,885
Any ball you get near, go for it.
897
01:03:42,588 --> 01:03:43,987
Way to go!
898
01:03:45,859 --> 01:03:48,055
And so, at the topof the third inning...
899
01:03:48,129 --> 01:03:51,156
the Bears are leadingone to nothing over the Athletics.
900
01:03:52,803 --> 01:03:55,967
Hey, Tanner, does he go
to the bathroom for you too?
901
01:03:57,041 --> 01:03:58,566
Hey! Tanner!
902
01:04:00,212 --> 01:04:04,014
Now batting, Tom McKay,number ten, third base.
903
01:04:16,701 --> 01:04:19,330
- What you doing?
- Sorry.
904
01:04:19,405 --> 01:04:21,772
We got nine men out here,
you know.
905
01:04:21,842 --> 01:04:23,674
Yeah. Okay.
906
01:04:52,616 --> 01:04:56,917
Going into the last halfof the sixth and last inning...
907
01:04:56,988 --> 01:04:59,253
the score is tied two and two.
908
01:05:03,364 --> 01:05:06,823
When I give you an order,
I expect you to follow it.
909
01:05:06,902 --> 01:05:09,701
You're up first this inning.
Grab yourself a goddamn bat...
910
01:05:09,773 --> 01:05:11,571
and let's get the run back.
911
01:05:17,149 --> 01:05:18,742
And now batting for the Bears...
912
01:05:18,818 --> 01:05:21,049
number three, Kelly Leak.
913
01:05:29,266 --> 01:05:30,460
Strike!
914
01:05:37,711 --> 01:05:39,645
Strike two!
915
01:05:39,713 --> 01:05:42,741
That was a ball, you stupid ump!
916
01:05:44,386 --> 01:05:46,048
Again?
917
01:05:46,122 --> 01:05:49,320
0-2, and Stein is up next.
918
01:05:49,393 --> 01:05:50,883
Time.
919
01:05:57,437 --> 01:06:00,805
What's the matter with you?
What are you doing up there?
920
01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:03,606
You trying to win this thing or not?
921
01:06:03,679 --> 01:06:05,477
I'll put Miguel in.
At least he'll try.
922
01:06:10,788 --> 01:06:13,314
Just get out of here
and let me hit...
923
01:06:13,391 --> 01:06:14,882
Coach.
924
01:06:50,041 --> 01:06:51,566
That's the way to go.
925
01:06:56,717 --> 01:06:58,878
- Kelly!
- Congratulations.
926
01:06:58,954 --> 01:07:00,854
Give me ten!
927
01:07:00,923 --> 01:07:02,619
We have the final score.
928
01:07:02,692 --> 01:07:05,389
Bears... three runs,four hits, three errors.
929
01:07:05,462 --> 01:07:08,455
Athletics...two runs, five hits...
930
01:07:08,533 --> 01:07:10,525
- See you tomorrow at the big game.
- Thank you.
931
01:07:12,805 --> 01:07:15,775
I was really scared
for a minute there.
932
01:07:15,844 --> 01:07:18,404
He's just a rotten ball hog.
933
01:07:18,479 --> 01:07:21,347
Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.
934
01:07:21,417 --> 01:07:23,613
Does anybody
want to go for a ride?
935
01:07:30,830 --> 01:07:32,822
Want to go for a ride, Timmy?
936
01:07:39,208 --> 01:07:42,007
- Let's get your elbow in there.
- The water sure is cold.
937
01:07:42,079 --> 01:07:44,310
Don't worry about it.
938
01:07:44,382 --> 01:07:46,043
Will you listen to me
and forget the elbow?
939
01:07:46,117 --> 01:07:49,178
- Got to hold down the swelling.
- It's not that bad.
940
01:07:49,255 --> 01:07:50,917
- Buttermaker?
- All right. Shoot.
941
01:07:50,991 --> 01:07:53,051
I invited my mom
to the game tomorrow.
942
01:07:53,127 --> 01:07:55,494
You did? That's nice.
943
01:07:55,564 --> 01:07:58,055
- It's the last game of the year.
- Fine, fine.
944
01:07:58,133 --> 01:08:00,602
Got a big surprise
for you after too.
945
01:08:01,972 --> 01:08:03,837
- We're all going to dinner.
- What?
946
01:08:03,909 --> 01:08:06,777
After that, we're going to
the drive-in. It's a double feature.
947
01:08:06,846 --> 01:08:09,577
Let's play it by ear,
see how things go tomorrow.
948
01:08:09,650 --> 01:08:11,140
Please don't try to blow it.
949
01:08:11,218 --> 01:08:14,848
She wasn't too keen on it at first.
I had to work hard to get it set up.
950
01:08:14,923 --> 01:08:17,950
Yeah. I bet you did.
951
01:08:18,028 --> 01:08:20,462
I don't think it's
a very good idea, Amanda.
952
01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,829
No excuses, Boilermaker.
It's all fixed and I'm paying...
953
01:08:22,900 --> 01:08:25,802
- so you can't cry poor.
- Yes, but listen...
954
01:08:25,871 --> 01:08:27,362
Last Sunday I made a killing.
955
01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:30,239
A guy wanted to wallpaper
his bathroom and bought 35 maps.
956
01:08:30,311 --> 01:08:33,907
Amanda, you know damn well
your mother and I don't get along.
957
01:08:33,982 --> 01:08:37,043
So we're not going to dinner or
a movie or anywhere else together.
958
01:08:37,119 --> 01:08:39,611
Do you understand?
Just keep your elbow in the water.
959
01:08:39,690 --> 01:08:41,921
- Then just you and I will go.
- Yeah, right.
960
01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:43,655
You and I will take
the whole team out...
961
01:08:43,729 --> 01:08:46,699
and get some hamburgers
or pizza or something.
962
01:08:46,766 --> 01:08:49,030
I was just thinking us.
963
01:08:49,103 --> 01:08:51,094
Just us, no outsiders.
964
01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:55,144
Then maybe we could go
horseback riding or something...
965
01:08:55,211 --> 01:08:57,840
or maybe to a matinee.
966
01:08:57,915 --> 01:09:01,750
Yeah. We'll see.
How does it feel?
967
01:09:01,820 --> 01:09:03,379
Why do you always
change the subject?
968
01:09:03,456 --> 01:09:04,946
You're always pulling that number.
969
01:09:05,024 --> 01:09:07,516
The subject is your arm.
You're pitching tomorrow.
970
01:09:07,594 --> 01:09:09,187
But what about after tomorrow?
971
01:09:09,263 --> 01:09:12,199
After tomorrow,
we do what all ballplayers do...
972
01:09:12,267 --> 01:09:14,360
we shake hands
till we see each other next season.
973
01:09:14,436 --> 01:09:17,703
Then we go fishing or hunting,
make some personal appearances...
974
01:09:17,775 --> 01:09:19,640
get to know the wife and kids again.
975
01:09:20,645 --> 01:09:22,545
I don't have a wife and kids.
976
01:09:22,614 --> 01:09:24,549
Neither do I,
but I got my pools to clean.
977
01:09:24,617 --> 01:09:27,143
You've got your maps to sell
and your ballet to learn.
978
01:09:27,221 --> 01:09:29,417
I could help you
with your pools.
979
01:09:29,491 --> 01:09:30,958
Will you cut it out, Amanda?
980
01:09:31,026 --> 01:09:33,996
It wouldn't be like you're taking me
anywhere. It would be like work.
981
01:09:34,063 --> 01:09:36,794
- You could use the help.
- No, I couldn't!
982
01:09:36,867 --> 01:09:40,999
And besides, you shouldn't be
wasting your time cleaning pools.
983
01:09:41,073 --> 01:09:42,563
Look, Amanda,
you're a terrific kid.
984
01:09:42,641 --> 01:09:44,542
You shouldn't be
hanging around with me.
985
01:09:44,611 --> 01:09:47,206
I'm an old, broken-down,
third-rate ballplayer.
986
01:09:47,281 --> 01:09:49,273
I like to drink too much.
I like to smoke my cigars...
987
01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:52,014
without anybody bothering me,
including you.
988
01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:54,557
I'm happy that way.
989
01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:56,024
I'm a bum.
990
01:09:56,093 --> 01:09:58,460
No, you're not.
You taught me how to pitch.
991
01:09:58,530 --> 01:10:01,261
Goddamn it! Can't you get it
through your thick head...
992
01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:03,165
that I don't want your company?
993
01:10:03,236 --> 01:10:04,999
If I did, I would have
looked you up two years ago.
994
01:10:05,072 --> 01:10:07,200
I wouldn't have waited
two goddamn years.
995
01:10:13,483 --> 01:10:16,385
Did you ever think of that?
996
01:10:17,956 --> 01:10:21,393
If that's the way you feel, fine.
It's no big deal.
997
01:11:17,103 --> 01:11:18,502
Hi, Amanda.
998
01:11:28,185 --> 01:11:30,120
- Ogilvie.
- Hey, Kelly.
999
01:11:44,407 --> 01:11:48,242
Hey, Ahmad. You, me and Tanner
will play three-way.
1000
01:11:51,950 --> 01:11:54,249
Does anybody mind
if I warm up too?
1001
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:57,256
We didn't think you needed anybody
but yourself to play catch with.
1002
01:11:57,324 --> 01:11:58,724
Just cool it, runt.
1003
01:12:05,468 --> 01:12:07,801
- Who's a faggot?
- Your mother!
1004
01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:13,371
What the hell is going on here?
1005
01:12:13,446 --> 01:12:15,642
- What the hell's the matter?
- Kelly's a crud.
1006
01:12:15,716 --> 01:12:17,946
He's been hogging the ball in all
these games and we're sick of it.
1007
01:12:18,018 --> 01:12:19,921
He's not the only reason
we got this far.
1008
01:12:20,054 --> 01:12:22,319
- He's most of the reason.
- Just shut up!
1009
01:12:22,391 --> 01:12:24,485
Maybe if you guys
played a little better...
1010
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:26,722
he wouldn't have to
cover for you all the time.
1011
01:12:26,797 --> 01:12:29,494
Look, woman, don't you be
going and telling us how to play.
1012
01:12:29,567 --> 01:12:31,228
Let that turkey loose,
Buttermaker...
1013
01:12:31,303 --> 01:12:33,864
or I'll chew his ears off
and stick them back in his face.
1014
01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:37,001
You're acting like a bunch
of babies! Cut it out.
1015
01:12:37,077 --> 01:12:39,911
Nobody has to worry anymore
'cause I'm quitting.
1016
01:12:39,981 --> 01:12:42,542
No, you're not. You came this far.
You're going the rest of the way.
1017
01:12:42,618 --> 01:12:45,144
If it's yesterday you're worried
about, you can blame me.
1018
01:12:45,221 --> 01:12:48,350
I'm the one who told
Kelly to cover for you.
1019
01:12:49,261 --> 01:12:50,592
Why?
1020
01:12:50,662 --> 01:12:52,426
Why?
What do you mean, why?
1021
01:12:52,498 --> 01:12:55,127
We're in the championship,
aren't we?
1022
01:12:55,202 --> 01:12:57,067
That's what you wanted, wasn't it?
1023
01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:03,137
Just behave yourselves
and act like men.
1024
01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:06,274
The Yankees have got the field now.
Let's get back to the dugout.
1025
01:13:06,351 --> 01:13:10,914
I'm not gonna talk about winning.
I'm gonna talk about losing.
1026
01:13:12,192 --> 01:13:14,991
'Cause if you guys lose this game...
1027
01:13:15,062 --> 01:13:18,032
each and every one of you...
1028
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:21,468
you're going
to have to live with it.
1029
01:13:21,537 --> 01:13:23,665
You're about the best team
I ever coached.
1030
01:13:24,842 --> 01:13:26,504
Play a good game.
1031
01:13:35,456 --> 01:13:39,291
First up for the Yankees...number one, Chris Love, left field.
1032
01:13:40,397 --> 01:13:42,092
Put 'em down in order...
one, two, three.
1033
01:13:47,973 --> 01:13:49,635
Come on!
You want to win, don't you?
1034
01:13:49,709 --> 01:13:53,339
That's what you showed up for,
every damn one of you!
1035
01:13:59,422 --> 01:14:00,913
Let's go! Let's go!
1036
01:14:03,628 --> 01:14:05,152
Come on, Ahmad!
1037
01:14:07,366 --> 01:14:10,302
Hurry!
Throw it home!
1038
01:14:17,213 --> 01:14:18,510
Safe!
1039
01:14:19,382 --> 01:14:21,283
Did you see that, Ump?
1040
01:14:24,989 --> 01:14:26,651
That's not allowed!
1041
01:14:31,365 --> 01:14:33,800
Hey, hey!
That's enough of that!
1042
01:14:33,869 --> 01:14:35,530
Break it up!
1043
01:14:46,385 --> 01:14:49,048
All right, you mother,
see if you can kick my ass!
1044
01:14:52,894 --> 01:14:55,125
How's your chest feel, hon?
1045
01:14:55,197 --> 01:14:57,325
I know I don't have
too much up there...
1046
01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:00,336
but what I've got sure don't
feel too good right now.
1047
01:15:04,076 --> 01:15:05,772
I didn't need your help, you know.
1048
01:15:05,845 --> 01:15:07,780
I know.
1049
01:15:07,848 --> 01:15:10,409
I could have taken
all those guys myself.
1050
01:15:10,485 --> 01:15:13,216
- Yeah.
- Those Yankees are real turds.
1051
01:15:14,524 --> 01:15:16,015
They sure are.
1052
01:15:16,093 --> 01:15:18,027
Turner, you better
cut out that cheap crap.
1053
01:15:18,095 --> 01:15:20,758
Cheap crap?
We're playing clean, hard baseball.
1054
01:15:20,832 --> 01:15:22,323
You call spiking
an 11 -year-old girl...
1055
01:15:22,401 --> 01:15:26,463
Spiking? The umpire called it safe.
My team plays by the book.
1056
01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:28,566
- All right, pus-head.
- You got any crying to do...
1057
01:15:28,643 --> 01:15:30,305
cry to the umpire.
1058
01:15:30,379 --> 01:15:32,870
Get back to your dugout. Maybe
your team could use your help...
1059
01:15:32,948 --> 01:15:34,712
but I doubt it.
1060
01:15:35,819 --> 01:15:37,810
All right, Eddie!
1061
01:15:39,324 --> 01:15:41,121
You guys play by the book.
1062
01:15:42,461 --> 01:15:45,488
One ball, two strikes, one out!
1063
01:15:46,567 --> 01:15:49,696
Strike three!
You're out of there.
1064
01:15:49,771 --> 01:15:52,742
You better pitch better than you're
hitting or I'm gonna take you out.
1065
01:15:52,809 --> 01:15:55,437
Turner, she's going to
ram it down your throat!
1066
01:16:02,956 --> 01:16:05,084
What the hell's the matter with you?
You come here to play ball?
1067
01:16:05,159 --> 01:16:07,594
You play ball,
or you're going home!
1068
01:16:07,662 --> 01:16:09,927
You run out every hit!
1069
01:16:09,999 --> 01:16:12,126
I don't care
if he had you beat by a mile!
1070
01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:13,863
2-0.
1071
01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:15,932
Ball.
1072
01:16:16,007 --> 01:16:19,000
Way to go, Ahmad.
He's going to walk you.
1073
01:16:19,078 --> 01:16:20,841
He can't find the plate.
1074
01:16:33,897 --> 01:16:35,229
And now batting for the Bears...
1075
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:37,860
number three,Kelly Leak, at center field.
1076
01:16:37,937 --> 01:16:40,873
What the hell is the matter?
You don't swing at a 3-0 pitch.
1077
01:16:40,941 --> 01:16:43,034
Are you crazy?
1078
01:16:43,110 --> 01:16:45,045
Get in there and
never do that again.
1079
01:16:45,113 --> 01:16:46,843
Shut up. I don't want
to hear any excuses.
1080
01:16:46,915 --> 01:16:48,906
- Get in there.
- Come on, Kelly.
1081
01:16:53,190 --> 01:16:54,555
Joey!
1082
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,492
Ball one.
1083
01:17:04,906 --> 01:17:07,341
Hey, pus-head!
Are you crazy?
1084
01:17:07,410 --> 01:17:10,676
An intentional walk
with the bases empty?
1085
01:17:10,747 --> 01:17:13,216
This is baseball,
not backgammon.
1086
01:17:13,284 --> 01:17:16,049
My first baseman is lonely.
1087
01:17:16,121 --> 01:17:18,386
- Rudi.
- What?
1088
01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:21,986
The first inside pitch you get,
lean into it and let it hit you.
1089
01:17:22,063 --> 01:17:25,158
- You want to win the game?
- I don't want to get hurt.
1090
01:17:25,233 --> 01:17:27,395
- But you want to win the game.
- Yeah.
1091
01:17:27,470 --> 01:17:29,496
Engelberg is up after you.
We need runs.
1092
01:17:29,573 --> 01:17:32,441
He's been murdering the ball lately.
Do as I tell you.
1093
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:47,160
Let's get on, Rudi.
1094
01:17:48,431 --> 01:17:49,558
Ball one.
1095
01:17:49,633 --> 01:17:52,364
That's the way to take it.
That's ball one.
1096
01:17:57,678 --> 01:17:59,909
Take your base.
1097
01:17:59,981 --> 01:18:01,972
Rudi, take your base, boy.
1098
01:18:02,050 --> 01:18:04,019
Everybody moves! Everybody!
1099
01:18:06,923 --> 01:18:09,188
Come on.
Let's get a hit, Engelberg.
1100
01:18:09,260 --> 01:18:11,161
Well, well, well,
if it isn't "Engelpuke."
1101
01:18:11,230 --> 01:18:14,098
How would you like me to stick
this bat where the sun never shines?
1102
01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:17,069
- Sit on it, fat ass.
- Shove it.
1103
01:18:17,138 --> 01:18:18,969
Ease up, Joey.
Taking easy control, baby.
1104
01:18:27,918 --> 01:18:29,352
Ground-rule double.
1105
01:18:30,722 --> 01:18:32,816
Stein, get back.
1106
01:18:32,892 --> 01:18:34,827
Get back, will you?
1107
01:18:34,895 --> 01:18:37,558
It's a ground-rule double.
You can't score from first base.
1108
01:18:37,632 --> 01:18:42,401
Turner, why don't you build a fence
for players instead of chickens?
1109
01:18:42,472 --> 01:18:45,909
Keep that finger out, Engelpuke,
and I'll bust it off.
1110
01:18:45,976 --> 01:18:47,671
Jimmy Feldman for the Bears.
1111
01:18:47,745 --> 01:18:50,807
Come on, come on.
You're holding up the game.
1112
01:18:57,392 --> 01:18:58,723
Go! Go! Go!
1113
01:18:58,793 --> 01:19:00,557
Throw the ball, Chris.
1114
01:19:00,629 --> 01:19:01,857
Go! Go!
1115
01:19:05,236 --> 01:19:06,567
He's safe.
1116
01:19:06,637 --> 01:19:08,128
One out.
1117
01:19:08,207 --> 01:19:09,697
You posing for a picture?
1118
01:19:09,775 --> 01:19:12,438
You in love with that ball
or something?
1119
01:19:12,512 --> 01:19:14,538
End of the first inning.
1120
01:19:14,615 --> 01:19:17,278
The Bears lead two to oneover the Yankees.
1121
01:19:25,763 --> 01:19:27,891
- Safe.
- What?
1122
01:19:27,967 --> 01:19:31,267
What are you talking about?
He was out by a mile.
1123
01:19:31,338 --> 01:19:32,999
Do you think you gotta
kiss ass around here...
1124
01:19:33,074 --> 01:19:34,837
because they been here
longer than us?
1125
01:19:34,909 --> 01:19:38,573
There's two teams here, Umpire.
Two teams, not one.
1126
01:19:38,647 --> 01:19:42,312
Don't turn your back on me.
Are you a friend of Roy Turner's?
1127
01:19:45,156 --> 01:19:47,352
You gonna call them like that
all day, let us know now.
1128
01:19:47,426 --> 01:19:49,826
We may as well go home.
1129
01:19:49,896 --> 01:19:51,831
Get a pair of glasses.
1130
01:20:02,547 --> 01:20:04,607
Stein, same thing.
1131
01:20:04,683 --> 01:20:07,517
- No. I don't want to do it.
- Stein, we're still in the game.
1132
01:20:07,587 --> 01:20:09,282
This hurts.
I don't like it.
1133
01:20:09,355 --> 01:20:11,847
You don't have to get hit in
the back. Get hit in the arm or leg.
1134
01:20:11,926 --> 01:20:14,293
Don't make it obvious.
Go ahead.
1135
01:20:16,365 --> 01:20:18,231
Rudi Stein, number ten.
1136
01:20:18,302 --> 01:20:20,793
James Henry
won't take curveballs.
1137
01:20:24,143 --> 01:20:26,772
Buttermaker, you better take Amanda
out now. She's hurting pretty bad.
1138
01:20:26,847 --> 01:20:29,145
I know, but she told me
she wants to play.
1139
01:20:29,216 --> 01:20:31,185
Of course she does.
But if you don't take her out...
1140
01:20:31,252 --> 01:20:33,187
she'll throw her arm out.
1141
01:20:33,255 --> 01:20:35,451
Who's managing this team,
you or me?
1142
01:20:35,525 --> 01:20:38,495
- You.
- Shut up and play your position.
1143
01:20:38,562 --> 01:20:40,587
Let me worry
about the team's health.
1144
01:20:40,664 --> 01:20:44,193
What do you want me to do,
put in Rudi Stein?
1145
01:20:49,878 --> 01:20:52,507
He always swings from the hip.
Then comes Chris Love.
1146
01:20:53,682 --> 01:20:54,842
Strike.
1147
01:21:02,427 --> 01:21:03,759
You're out.
1148
01:21:03,830 --> 01:21:06,857
I told you not to swing,
you idiot!
1149
01:21:06,934 --> 01:21:08,595
Get back here! Move it!
1150
01:21:10,272 --> 01:21:12,104
Stein, get back in here!
1151
01:21:12,175 --> 01:21:15,043
- Goddamn it, you stupid...
- Yankees two, Bears two.
1152
01:21:16,747 --> 01:21:19,273
Everybody, sit down.
Come on. Sit down.
1153
01:21:19,350 --> 01:21:21,717
Sit down, Engelberg.
1154
01:21:21,787 --> 01:21:23,118
What's the matter with you?
1155
01:21:23,190 --> 01:21:24,817
Next time I tell you
to do something, goddamn it...
1156
01:21:24,891 --> 01:21:26,587
you do it or else
you're off this team.
1157
01:21:28,663 --> 01:21:31,064
And the rest of you,
what's the matter with you?
1158
01:21:31,133 --> 01:21:34,832
All season long, you've been
laughed at, crapped on!
1159
01:21:34,905 --> 01:21:36,930
Now you've got a chance
to spit it back in their faces.
1160
01:21:37,007 --> 01:21:38,635
And what do you do?
1161
01:21:38,710 --> 01:21:41,145
You're out there like a bunch
of dead fish, not listening...
1162
01:21:41,214 --> 01:21:43,513
bonehead plays, mistakes.
1163
01:21:43,584 --> 01:21:46,247
Don't you want
to beat those bastards?
1164
01:22:22,068 --> 01:22:24,037
All right.
1165
01:22:24,105 --> 01:22:28,305
Get out there now
and do the best you can.
1166
01:22:42,597 --> 01:22:43,928
Let's go, Joey!
1167
01:22:53,511 --> 01:22:55,980
- Strike two!
- What are you swinging at?
1168
01:22:56,048 --> 01:22:57,346
That was a ball, Joey!
1169
01:23:01,522 --> 01:23:03,650
Strike!
1170
01:23:03,725 --> 01:23:06,456
Second time in a row
you struck out.
1171
01:23:18,511 --> 01:23:19,706
Slide!
1172
01:23:21,482 --> 01:23:23,041
Safe!
1173
01:23:29,493 --> 01:23:32,930
Ladies and gentlemen,the end of the top of the fifth.
1174
01:23:32,998 --> 01:23:36,561
The score is three for the Yankeesand two for the Bears.
1175
01:23:36,636 --> 01:23:38,901
Well, well, well,
if it isn't Engelpuke again.
1176
01:23:38,973 --> 01:23:40,600
Shove it, Turner.
1177
01:23:42,511 --> 01:23:45,811
That's the way, Engelberg!
1178
01:23:45,882 --> 01:23:48,647
Foul ball.
That's outside the line.
1179
01:23:56,864 --> 01:23:59,390
This is the kid that got
the double last time, right?
1180
01:23:59,467 --> 01:24:00,798
Yeah.
1181
01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:02,861
He almost whacked that
right out of the ballpark...
1182
01:24:02,938 --> 01:24:05,669
so don't give him
anything to hit at.
1183
01:24:05,742 --> 01:24:08,906
Low and outside. You got it?
Just pitch them low and outside.
1184
01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:12,610
- Low and outside.
- Dad, I wanted to strike him out.
1185
01:24:12,685 --> 01:24:14,414
All right. Play ball!
1186
01:24:14,487 --> 01:24:16,319
Let's go, Engelberg!
1187
01:24:25,502 --> 01:24:28,700
- Boy, that was close to my head!
- Time! Time!
1188
01:24:30,643 --> 01:24:32,635
What's this, beanball?
1189
01:24:34,014 --> 01:24:35,949
You tried to hit him,
didn't you?
1190
01:24:36,017 --> 01:24:37,450
No. It just got away.
1191
01:24:37,518 --> 01:24:39,453
Don't lie to me!
1192
01:24:40,889 --> 01:24:42,721
You tried to hit him.
1193
01:25:09,295 --> 01:25:11,627
You son of a bitch.
1194
01:25:12,967 --> 01:25:14,902
He tried to bean him.
He could have killed that kid.
1195
01:25:14,970 --> 01:25:16,631
You know why he threw it.
1196
01:25:16,705 --> 01:25:19,038
I told him to throw it
low and outside.
1197
01:25:23,548 --> 01:25:25,038
He could have killed that kid.
1198
01:25:34,028 --> 01:25:35,860
Throw the ball, Joey!
1199
01:25:40,771 --> 01:25:43,332
He's not throwing it! Go!
1200
01:25:55,124 --> 01:25:57,252
Throw the ball, Joey.
1201
01:25:59,963 --> 01:26:01,090
Go! Go!
1202
01:26:05,672 --> 01:26:08,300
What are you doing?
Throw the ball!
1203
01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:40,847
They just tied it up.
1204
01:27:35,759 --> 01:27:37,694
Billy, your arm feel okay?
1205
01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:42,495
Take the mound.
Chris, right field.
1206
01:27:45,106 --> 01:27:48,235
Harriet!
Thirteen, second base.
1207
01:27:49,712 --> 01:27:52,515
One, right field.
1208
01:27:52,648 --> 01:27:55,709
- The score is now three, three.
- Three, pitching.
1209
01:27:55,785 --> 01:27:58,414
This is the last inning.
Tanner, Toby, Regi, and Jimmy...
1210
01:27:58,489 --> 01:28:00,515
you're sitting on the bench.
1211
01:28:00,592 --> 01:28:02,754
Ogilvie, Lupus...
1212
01:28:02,829 --> 01:28:06,027
Miguel, and Jose,
you take their place.
1213
01:28:09,704 --> 01:28:11,468
Mr. Buttermaker,
if I go in, we lose the game.
1214
01:28:11,541 --> 01:28:13,976
As it is now,
we still have a chance.
1215
01:28:14,044 --> 01:28:17,208
A damn good chance, so be on your
toes. Now get the hell out of here.
1216
01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:24,986
Ogilvie will be sitting there,
putting in his asthma medicine.
1217
01:28:25,993 --> 01:28:28,155
It's not my fault.
1218
01:28:28,230 --> 01:28:29,960
Why not just forfeit?
1219
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:32,532
What did they do...
1220
01:28:32,603 --> 01:28:34,730
give him a six-pack
before the game?
1221
01:28:34,805 --> 01:28:36,137
Mr. Buttermaker...
1222
01:28:36,207 --> 01:28:37,868
I don't know about you,
but I want to win...
1223
01:28:37,943 --> 01:28:40,708
so don't send me in.
1224
01:28:40,780 --> 01:28:43,511
Listen, Lupus,
you didn't come into this life...
1225
01:28:43,584 --> 01:28:46,714
just to sit around
on a dugout bench, did you?
1226
01:28:46,789 --> 01:28:49,623
Get your ass out there
and do the best you can.
1227
01:28:55,099 --> 01:28:58,332
Your attention, please.Parents and friends...
1228
01:28:58,404 --> 01:29:03,035
this is the last gameof the championship play-offs.
1229
01:29:03,110 --> 01:29:05,705
Let's give the little folks
a big hand.
1230
01:29:05,780 --> 01:29:07,908
They really deserve it.
1231
01:29:11,421 --> 01:29:13,481
Something's wrong with Amanda.
1232
01:29:13,558 --> 01:29:16,357
I think I'd better
get in a relief pitcher.
1233
01:29:16,428 --> 01:29:17,862
Buttermaker?
1234
01:29:17,931 --> 01:29:19,762
Hi, Whitewood.
1235
01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:21,768
I've gotta talk to you for a minute.
1236
01:29:21,836 --> 01:29:25,000
We're busy now.
We got a championship game here.
1237
01:29:25,073 --> 01:29:27,542
I'm aware of that.
1238
01:29:27,610 --> 01:29:29,272
I've got to talk to you.
1239
01:29:30,714 --> 01:29:32,046
Yeah?
1240
01:29:32,117 --> 01:29:35,884
Listen, is it really necessary
to send in that Lupus kid now?
1241
01:29:35,955 --> 01:29:38,424
- He hasn't played yet.
- I know that, Buttermaker...
1242
01:29:38,492 --> 01:29:40,484
but we've still got a chance.
1243
01:29:40,561 --> 01:29:42,529
Everybody on my team
gets a chance to play.
1244
01:29:42,597 --> 01:29:45,032
Come on, don't give me
that righteous bullshit!
1245
01:29:45,100 --> 01:29:48,127
These kids have gone through too
much for you to throw it away now.
1246
01:29:48,204 --> 01:29:50,070
We've got a chance to win.
1247
01:29:50,141 --> 01:29:52,440
You started this thing
so all the boys would have...
1248
01:29:52,511 --> 01:29:54,878
- a chance to play baseball.
- I know why I started this!
1249
01:29:54,947 --> 01:29:56,642
Not only your boy,
but all the boys.
1250
01:29:56,716 --> 01:30:01,178
Little boys hurt easily, or maybe
you haven't been watching...
1251
01:30:01,256 --> 01:30:02,621
what's been going on
here this afternoon.
1252
01:30:02,691 --> 01:30:05,890
Get back to the stands before
I shave off half your mustache...
1253
01:30:05,962 --> 01:30:08,898
and shove it up your left nostril.
1254
01:30:18,179 --> 01:30:20,512
Hold it! Time!
1255
01:30:20,582 --> 01:30:21,913
Time.
1256
01:30:27,624 --> 01:30:29,786
Okay, Amanda, that's it.
1257
01:30:29,861 --> 01:30:32,456
There's three more outs,
Boilermaker, so get lost.
1258
01:30:33,566 --> 01:30:35,125
Rudi!
1259
01:30:36,603 --> 01:30:38,162
I'm warning you.
1260
01:30:42,979 --> 01:30:45,574
Okay, Rudi, you're pitching.
Amanda, get out in left field.
1261
01:30:45,649 --> 01:30:48,141
We have no more reserves.
1262
01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:50,051
If only my knuckler
had been working...
1263
01:30:50,122 --> 01:30:51,784
I would have brought
those turkeys down.
1264
01:31:17,759 --> 01:31:19,887
We still got a chance.
1265
01:31:19,962 --> 01:31:21,691
Come on.
They're doing terrible.
1266
01:31:21,764 --> 01:31:24,165
- Put us back in.
- Don't worry about it.
1267
01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:37,279
Okay, Mike.
1268
01:31:48,134 --> 01:31:51,764
Don't worry. We'll catch them
at the bottom of the sixth.
1269
01:31:51,839 --> 01:31:56,335
Congratulations. Looks like
the championship is in the bag.
1270
01:31:56,412 --> 01:31:59,280
That's great, huh?
That's great.
1271
01:32:11,332 --> 01:32:14,359
Come on, Lupus!
Catch it for once!
1272
01:32:38,469 --> 01:32:40,562
If everybody gets a hit,
we win the game.
1273
01:32:40,638 --> 01:32:42,129
But we need five runs.
1274
01:32:42,207 --> 01:32:44,642
- Five runs? Easy.
- No chance.
1275
01:32:44,710 --> 01:32:46,644
What's everybody
moping about?
1276
01:32:46,712 --> 01:32:49,649
- Stein, you're up, aren't you?
- Yeah.
1277
01:32:49,717 --> 01:32:51,651
Grab a cruddy bat.
1278
01:32:51,719 --> 01:32:54,814
- Watch your fingers.
- Let's go, Stein. Come on!
1279
01:33:05,738 --> 01:33:07,969
He's going for two!
1280
01:33:08,042 --> 01:33:09,202
Out.
1281
01:33:11,846 --> 01:33:14,839
Two to go, Billy.
We got two to go.
1282
01:33:14,917 --> 01:33:18,116
Grab a helmet and get
in the on-deck circle.
1283
01:33:20,191 --> 01:33:21,625
I'm sorry.
1284
01:33:21,694 --> 01:33:23,127
What are you sorry about?
1285
01:33:23,195 --> 01:33:25,130
That was nice hustle.
Good try.
1286
01:33:25,198 --> 01:33:27,167
Put it there. I like that.
1287
01:33:30,172 --> 01:33:32,607
Okay, Billy, two to go.
She's got a sore arm!
1288
01:33:39,718 --> 01:33:40,777
You're out.
1289
01:33:40,853 --> 01:33:43,254
All right. One to go, Billy.
1290
01:33:43,323 --> 01:33:47,090
Two out. Two out.
One to go.
1291
01:33:49,832 --> 01:33:52,165
Okay. One out to go,
and then to Pizza Hut.
1292
01:33:54,137 --> 01:33:58,473
All right. Batter up.
Come on, you're holding up the game.
1293
01:34:00,913 --> 01:34:03,678
What's the matter, Ogilvie?
The plate is over there.
1294
01:34:03,751 --> 01:34:08,850
Without going into much detail,
I'm zero for 14 this season.
1295
01:34:08,924 --> 01:34:11,119
And aside from Timmy Lupus...
1296
01:34:11,193 --> 01:34:13,628
I'm probably the worst
player in this league.
1297
01:34:13,697 --> 01:34:16,132
Would you do me a favor, Ogilvie?
1298
01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:20,138
Just shut up and get up to the plate
and try to hit the ball.
1299
01:34:20,206 --> 01:34:22,106
Come on, batter. Let's go.
1300
01:34:22,175 --> 01:34:24,167
Okay, Mr. Buttermaker.
1301
01:34:27,215 --> 01:34:29,150
Strike one.
1302
01:34:29,218 --> 01:34:30,617
Okay, Billy, bear down now.
1303
01:34:30,686 --> 01:34:32,279
One out to go, babe.
1304
01:34:32,356 --> 01:34:36,088
Never seen you like this, Ogilvie.
Sure ain't like algebra, is it?
1305
01:34:36,161 --> 01:34:39,290
Just put it over.
He ain't swingin'.
1306
01:34:41,768 --> 01:34:43,703
That's the way to look.
You got a piece of it.
1307
01:34:43,771 --> 01:34:45,706
The count is 0-2.
1308
01:34:50,213 --> 01:34:51,613
Ball.
1309
01:34:51,682 --> 01:34:53,947
Glad you all came.
1310
01:34:54,019 --> 01:34:58,184
Frankly, I'm surprised the little
marshmallows did this well.
1311
01:34:58,257 --> 01:34:59,691
2-2.
1312
01:35:01,261 --> 01:35:03,093
Ball.
1313
01:35:03,164 --> 01:35:04,495
The count is full.
1314
01:35:04,566 --> 01:35:06,194
Come on, Billy!
1315
01:35:06,268 --> 01:35:09,329
Lose control or something?
Come on, Billy, don't walk this man.
1316
01:35:15,714 --> 01:35:17,649
Ball four.
Take your base.
1317
01:35:17,717 --> 01:35:20,152
Go, Ogilvie!
On to first, boy!
1318
01:35:21,822 --> 01:35:24,018
He walked him.
1319
01:35:26,963 --> 01:35:29,660
- Get down there!
- All right!
1320
01:35:29,733 --> 01:35:32,168
That's the way to go.
Come on, Ahmad.
1321
01:35:32,237 --> 01:35:34,672
This is for Allah. And it's going
way out there, sucker.
1322
01:35:38,311 --> 01:35:40,405
Let's go, Steve. Get it, Steve!
1323
01:35:40,481 --> 01:35:42,882
Go! Go! All right!
1324
01:35:42,951 --> 01:35:44,145
Beauty!
1325
01:35:44,219 --> 01:35:46,211
He beat him with a bunt.
1326
01:35:46,289 --> 01:35:48,493
That's a smart play, Ahmad!
1327
01:35:48,626 --> 01:35:50,561
That's a smart play!
1328
01:35:53,700 --> 01:35:55,190
Now batting, number seven...
1329
01:35:55,268 --> 01:35:59,206
Miguel Agilar, second base.
1330
01:36:03,779 --> 01:36:05,304
Ball.
1331
01:36:05,382 --> 01:36:06,781
That's it.
Way to look.
1332
01:36:06,850 --> 01:36:09,513
I know he's small, Billy.
Just pitch it lower.
1333
01:36:12,224 --> 01:36:13,385
Ball.
1334
01:36:17,632 --> 01:36:20,158
All right, Miguel.
Way to go.
1335
01:36:21,236 --> 01:36:24,172
Ball, inside. 3-0.
1336
01:36:30,883 --> 01:36:34,251
Ball four. Take your base.
1337
01:36:34,321 --> 01:36:37,655
- All right, Miguel!
- You all right, Billy?
1338
01:36:39,261 --> 01:36:43,198
Now batting, number three,Kelly Leak, center field.
1339
01:36:45,303 --> 01:36:46,463
Billy.
1340
01:36:51,444 --> 01:36:53,345
Hey, Turner!
1341
01:36:53,414 --> 01:36:57,374
What the hell are you doing,
walking a man with the bases loaded?
1342
01:36:57,452 --> 01:37:01,823
You're putting the tying run
on first base, you imbecile!
1343
01:37:01,892 --> 01:37:05,954
Couldn't even manage a food store
and he's managing a baseball team.
1344
01:37:42,279 --> 01:37:45,215
What's the matter?
You can't pitch to him?
1345
01:37:57,834 --> 01:37:59,096
Come on!
1346
01:38:07,313 --> 01:38:09,111
You're out!
1347
01:38:23,769 --> 01:38:26,500
- Engelberg. Regi.
- What's this?
1348
01:38:26,573 --> 01:38:29,042
- We're celebrating.
- Why are we celebrating?
1349
01:38:29,110 --> 01:38:31,705
Because you should be
damn proud of yourselves.
1350
01:38:31,780 --> 01:38:33,645
I'll drink to that.
1351
01:38:33,716 --> 01:38:35,844
- Skoal.
- Would you cool it with the beer?
1352
01:38:35,919 --> 01:38:37,751
I got a photographer here
from the L.A. Times.
1353
01:38:37,822 --> 01:38:40,724
I would've gotten champagne,
but you don't pay me enough.
1354
01:38:40,792 --> 01:38:42,954
- Who didn't get a beer?
- You're paying him?
1355
01:38:43,029 --> 01:38:45,692
No, he's joking.
Don't drink that.
1356
01:38:45,766 --> 01:38:49,533
Buttermaker, maybe next spring
you'll teach me how to hit.
1357
01:38:51,807 --> 01:38:53,468
You bet.
1358
01:39:15,439 --> 01:39:18,876
Buttermaker,
this is your second-place trophy.
1359
01:39:18,943 --> 01:39:20,707
- Congratulations.
- Thank you, sir.
1360
01:39:20,780 --> 01:39:22,442
I know we had our differences...
1361
01:39:22,516 --> 01:39:25,315
but at least we settled it
right here on the ball field.
1362
01:39:25,386 --> 01:39:28,618
My boys would like to say
something to your team. Boys.
1363
01:39:28,690 --> 01:39:31,353
We just wanna say
you guys played a good game.
1364
01:39:31,427 --> 01:39:33,327
And we treated you
pretty unfair all season.
1365
01:39:33,396 --> 01:39:35,729
We want to apologize.
1366
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:38,235
We still don't think you're
all that good a baseball team...
1367
01:39:38,303 --> 01:39:41,239
but you got guts, all of you.
1368
01:39:43,577 --> 01:39:45,705
Let's give them a cheer. Come on.
1369
01:39:48,984 --> 01:39:52,751
Two, four, six, eight!
Who do we appreciate?
1370
01:39:52,823 --> 01:39:55,452
Bears! Bears!
1371
01:39:59,699 --> 01:40:03,295
Hey, Yankees! You can take
your apology and your trophy...
1372
01:40:03,370 --> 01:40:06,135
and shove it straight up your ass!
1373
01:40:07,643 --> 01:40:11,102
And another thing,
just wait till next year.
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