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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:52,747 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 2 00:00:52,834 --> 00:00:55,359 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 3 00:00:55,446 --> 00:00:57,926 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 4 00:00:58,013 --> 00:01:00,712 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 5 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,758 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 6 00:01:03,845 --> 00:01:06,413 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 7 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:09,024 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 8 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:11,853 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 9 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:14,726 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ 10 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:17,032 ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm... ♪ 11 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,861 Some kids dream of going to camp. 12 00:01:22,168 --> 00:01:23,691 ♪ Little bitty pretty one... ♪ 13 00:01:23,778 --> 00:01:25,258 Nature... 14 00:01:26,694 --> 00:01:28,131 friendships... 15 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:33,440 torturing unsuspecting counselors for fun. 16 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,139 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 17 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,837 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh ♪ 18 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:41,448 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 19 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,711 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh ♪ 20 00:01:43,798 --> 00:01:45,887 ♪ Tell you a story ♪ 21 00:01:45,974 --> 00:01:48,107 ♪ Happened a long time ago... ♪ 22 00:01:48,194 --> 00:01:50,370 They yearn for adventure. 23 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:57,638 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪ 24 00:01:57,725 --> 00:01:59,945 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh... ♪ 25 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:03,078 And Nora was not one of them. 26 00:02:04,732 --> 00:02:07,257 ♪ Little bitty pretty one ♪ 27 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:08,519 ♪ Come on and talk to me... ♪ 28 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,216 She was a loner. 29 00:02:10,303 --> 00:02:12,958 Much more keen to explore the great indoors. 30 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:19,660 Clean, quiet, controlled environments. 31 00:02:19,747 --> 00:02:21,967 But her parents shipped her off, 32 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:25,100 convinced she'd come home with a bunch of new besties. 33 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:30,149 Little did they know she'd be bunking 34 00:02:30,236 --> 00:02:31,629 with the Pretty Committee. 35 00:02:33,413 --> 00:02:35,154 Open the damn door, Mary! 36 00:02:35,241 --> 00:02:37,200 Jane needs to pee! Come on, Mary! 37 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,897 Open the door! I need to pee. 38 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:41,291 What the hell are you doing in there? 39 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:43,118 Come on, Mary! 40 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,772 Can I help you? 41 00:02:44,859 --> 00:02:47,297 Um, sure. Um... 42 00:02:47,384 --> 00:02:52,215 what bunk would be best... for me? 43 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,607 This is Sycamore cabin? 44 00:02:53,694 --> 00:02:55,957 Yeah, no. Magnolia. Bye. 45 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,526 I think I'm dying! 46 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:01,920 If you must die, can you do it somewhere else? 47 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:04,357 I think I might actually pee myself! 48 00:03:04,444 --> 00:03:06,968 Please, Jane. I need the doctor! 49 00:03:07,055 --> 00:03:08,579 They tortured Mary, 50 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:11,190 my sweet little lamb. 51 00:03:11,277 --> 00:03:13,236 And I wasn't having any of it. 52 00:03:16,804 --> 00:03:18,850 You lost? This isn't your bunk. 53 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,243 I was a camp veteran. 54 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,896 A year older. Wiser. 55 00:03:21,983 --> 00:03:23,594 Hey, I'm Ginny. Open up! 56 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:24,551 Go away! 57 00:03:27,772 --> 00:03:29,252 It's okay, kid. It's just your period. 58 00:03:29,339 --> 00:03:31,428 I know, but menstruation isn't supposed to happen 59 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:34,605 until age 12. I still have eight more months! 60 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,824 Look at you, ahead of the game. 61 00:03:36,911 --> 00:03:38,913 What if I'm hemorrhaging? 62 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,046 Look, I know what I'm talking about, okay? 63 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,091 I got my first period at 10, 64 00:03:43,178 --> 00:03:45,572 and my mom bought me my first bras when I was 11. 65 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,923 We walked into JC Penny, bought 3 demi cups, 66 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:51,274 and burned them right in the parking lot. 67 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:52,710 Mmm... 68 00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,842 You can't smoke in here! 69 00:03:57,758 --> 00:03:59,456 You gotta stick it up inside you. 70 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,588 In-- Inside me? 71 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,242 What is happening in there?! 72 00:04:03,329 --> 00:04:06,767 She's blossoming into womanhood! Chill. 73 00:04:06,854 --> 00:04:08,160 Gross! 74 00:04:09,204 --> 00:04:10,641 Can you do it? 75 00:04:12,512 --> 00:04:13,383 Fine. 76 00:04:18,866 --> 00:04:21,304 Finally. 77 00:04:21,391 --> 00:04:22,740 Come with me. Let's go. 78 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,568 Hmm? Let's go. 79 00:04:27,353 --> 00:04:30,530 You're never gonna hit it if you don't believe you can. 80 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,883 Hmm. Not bad, pinky. 81 00:04:35,970 --> 00:04:38,277 What can I say? I'm a natural. 82 00:04:43,064 --> 00:04:44,892 Nora? What are you doing? 83 00:04:44,979 --> 00:04:46,459 Okay. 84 00:04:46,546 --> 00:04:47,808 Uh, let me help you here. 85 00:04:47,895 --> 00:04:49,244 Um, first straighten that up. 86 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:51,029 Raise your elbow up a bit. Okay. Not bad. 87 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,726 Now, aim a little higher. 88 00:04:52,813 --> 00:04:54,598 Good, good, good. Fire! 89 00:04:57,601 --> 00:04:59,907 - Shit! Too high! - Go, go, go! 90 00:04:59,994 --> 00:05:01,605 Did she just hit him? 91 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:06,131 Hold on! 92 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,915 We're coming to help you! 93 00:05:09,482 --> 00:05:11,354 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! 94 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:13,356 Never apologize until you see blood. 95 00:05:13,443 --> 00:05:14,879 Hey, guys? 96 00:05:16,576 --> 00:05:19,274 I think it looks worse 97 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,581 - than it is. - Looks pretty bad. 98 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:27,282 You three. Come with me. 99 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:29,937 I thought for sure we were gonna get kicked out. 100 00:05:30,024 --> 00:05:31,417 All right, listen up. 101 00:05:31,504 --> 00:05:34,028 I have not seen much integration 102 00:05:34,115 --> 00:05:36,770 between the three of you and your respective cohorts, 103 00:05:36,857 --> 00:05:38,990 so we have decided to try 104 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:41,775 putting all of you in one group. 105 00:05:41,862 --> 00:05:43,298 Sassafras. 106 00:05:50,436 --> 00:05:51,872 I actually... 107 00:06:02,056 --> 00:06:04,842 Year after year, we returned to camp. 108 00:06:06,626 --> 00:06:08,236 I haven't seen you guys since last year! 109 00:06:08,323 --> 00:06:10,108 I know! I missed you! 110 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,633 Those eight weeks 111 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,419 were what made the other 44 bearable. 112 00:06:22,990 --> 00:06:24,992 We never really fit in... 113 00:06:27,255 --> 00:06:28,779 until we found each other. 114 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,476 You got it, Mary! 115 00:06:30,563 --> 00:06:32,043 - Whoo! Go, Mary! - Whoo! Yeah! 116 00:06:35,612 --> 00:06:37,527 I was there for their wins, 117 00:06:37,614 --> 00:06:39,224 cheering them on... 118 00:06:44,229 --> 00:06:47,058 Their wing woman when they had their first crushes 119 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:49,495 on whip-smart Stevie D. 120 00:06:49,582 --> 00:06:51,062 Did you see that look? 121 00:06:51,149 --> 00:06:53,456 And handsome as hell Tommy. 122 00:06:56,023 --> 00:06:57,982 And I like to think I brought both of them 123 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,940 out of their shells. 124 00:07:01,942 --> 00:07:04,684 We promised to stay best friends forever. 125 00:07:04,771 --> 00:07:07,644 We had big dreams of going to the same college 126 00:07:07,731 --> 00:07:09,733 and ending up in the same town. 127 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,343 Peeing! 128 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:14,955 But 50 years later, 129 00:07:15,042 --> 00:07:16,653 we hadn't exactly kept our promises. 130 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:19,917 There was no way in hell 131 00:07:20,004 --> 00:07:22,833 I was gonna let 'em miss our summer-camp reunion. 132 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,227 I was a self-made self-help sensation. 133 00:07:26,314 --> 00:07:27,968 I felt like I was the only one 134 00:07:28,055 --> 00:07:30,231 making efforts to catch up anymore. 135 00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:32,669 Get your ass down here. We need to get to Nora's. 136 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:35,019 I'm still on shift. I'll be out in 20. 137 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:36,847 And, Gin, don't talk to anyone. 138 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:39,980 Oh, Mary. You know I can't ignore the fans. 139 00:07:40,067 --> 00:07:43,636 Ms. Moon. It is such an honor. 140 00:07:43,723 --> 00:07:46,160 Oh, I'll be glad to sign that for you. 141 00:07:53,472 --> 00:07:56,562 Mary got married. Settled. 142 00:07:56,649 --> 00:07:58,738 Ugh, don't tell her I said that. 143 00:07:58,825 --> 00:08:01,393 She gave up her dream of becoming a doctor. 144 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:03,308 Although she eventually went to nursing school. 145 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,528 Oh, I'm sorry. 146 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:07,051 I have it on "do not disturb." 147 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:08,661 But there it is, disturbing. 148 00:08:08,748 --> 00:08:10,576 Hi, honey! Is everything all right? 149 00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:12,186 Uh, where do you keep the peanuts? 150 00:08:12,273 --> 00:08:14,058 I've been tearing the kitchen apart. 151 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:16,451 In the cabinet on the left. Upper. 152 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,628 With the spices? I swear I looked there. 153 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:21,544 No, no. I wouldn't keep a snack food with the spices. 154 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:22,849 I gotta go. 155 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:26,200 Come on. Come on. 156 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,987 Ah. There he is. 157 00:08:33,468 --> 00:08:37,516 Doesn't "do not disturb" mean anything? 158 00:08:37,603 --> 00:08:39,518 If Mary was tough to convince, 159 00:08:39,605 --> 00:08:42,826 Nora was gonna be like teaching cats synchronized swimming. 160 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:45,002 She was notorious for bailing on plans 161 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:46,873 to get the band back together, 162 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,788 opting instead for a sad, 163 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:51,878 solitary, sanitized existence. 164 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,488 If we were gonna get her to come, 165 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,752 we'd have to stage a full-on kidnapping. 166 00:08:57,405 --> 00:08:58,493 Oh, God. 167 00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:05,762 I apologize. No. I am. I'm hearing you. 168 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:08,199 - No. - Yeah. No. I can understand 169 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:12,725 what you're saying, and you are being heard 100%. Mm-hmm. 170 00:09:12,812 --> 00:09:15,249 I'm on it right now. Okay? Bye. 171 00:09:15,336 --> 00:09:16,599 So... Mm-hmm? 172 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,557 Uh, Ginny Moon managed to track down 173 00:09:18,644 --> 00:09:19,950 - my cell phone number. - What? 174 00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:22,387 And she said, um... She said? 175 00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,737 "If you don't pick up the effing phone, 176 00:09:24,824 --> 00:09:26,434 she's going to send the entire company 177 00:09:26,521 --> 00:09:28,088 pictures of you all in Cancun 178 00:09:28,175 --> 00:09:31,265 getting wet and wild with Cabana Carlos in '97." 179 00:09:31,352 --> 00:09:33,267 She also said that she wanted you 180 00:09:33,354 --> 00:09:34,399 to look out the window. 181 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:35,792 - What do you mean? - Uh... 182 00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:37,924 What? 183 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,799 We're stealth! 184 00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:47,717 I do not have time for this. 185 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,414 I simply do not have time for this. 186 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:50,720 - I'll get rid of them. - Yeah, yeah. 187 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:51,895 - I'll get rid of them. - Yeah, fine. 188 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:53,636 Right this way, Miss Moon. 189 00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:58,118 Uh, it is such an honor to meet you. 190 00:09:58,205 --> 00:09:59,990 And... Hi. 191 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,470 I read the Get Your Shit Together box set 192 00:10:02,557 --> 00:10:03,689 cover to cover. Twice. 193 00:10:03,776 --> 00:10:05,082 It really helped me cut out 194 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,953 all the toxic relationships in my life. 195 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:10,217 Now I live alone with my Bichon Frise, Martin, and, um... 196 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,134 ...I've never been happier. 197 00:10:14,221 --> 00:10:15,919 - I know how to open a door. - It's a little heavy. 198 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,660 I know. I'll give you a selfie later. 199 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,357 I'll give you a couple of selfies. Nora! 200 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,228 Hey, stranger. It's been a while, huh? 201 00:10:21,315 --> 00:10:22,752 Are you Nora Thompson Gray? 202 00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,014 Is that Mary? 203 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,580 Of course it's Mary. 204 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,104 Who else could I have convinced 205 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:29,019 to wear that ridiculous get-up? 206 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,586 Oh, come on, Nora. Help us kidnap you. 207 00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:34,807 Forgive me for not being a more cooperative victim. 208 00:10:34,894 --> 00:10:36,330 You don't think you're skipping out 209 00:10:36,417 --> 00:10:37,854 - on this reunion, do you? - I'm sorry. 210 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:39,943 I have to finish a ton of paperwork. 211 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,249 And look at this. My swivel chair. 212 00:10:42,336 --> 00:10:43,598 It doesn't even swivel. 213 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,775 It completely lost its swivel. 214 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:49,387 The CEO of a company must swivel! 215 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,128 Okay. Never mind. 216 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,436 - Whoop! - What's going on? 217 00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:58,178 Okay, great. No problem at all. 218 00:10:58,265 --> 00:11:00,398 I think this-- No! I'm... 219 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,269 Okay. Okay. 220 00:11:02,356 --> 00:11:05,838 You can't just bully Mary and me to get your way! 221 00:11:05,925 --> 00:11:07,797 I don't bully. I persuade. 222 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,276 You threatened to retract 223 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:10,930 Emma's school recommendation letter. 224 00:11:11,017 --> 00:11:12,671 Ginny! She's 8! 225 00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:15,413 Actually, Nora, she's 18. 226 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,893 My grandbaby's applying to colleges. 227 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,764 - Oh. - See! Look how much 228 00:11:18,851 --> 00:11:20,113 of each other's lives we've missed. 229 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,246 I mean, the last time we all got together 230 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,422 without a bunch of cling-ons, Mike had hair. 231 00:11:24,509 --> 00:11:26,598 Cling-ons?! Do you mean family? 232 00:11:26,685 --> 00:11:28,426 Oh my God. Oh, please. 233 00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:31,255 As much as it pains me to admit this, 234 00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:32,909 she's right. 235 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:36,564 July will be 15 years since Wesley died. 236 00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:38,262 Tsk. Oh, man. 237 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,959 And I would argue that a funeral 238 00:11:40,046 --> 00:11:41,569 doesn't count as a girls' trip. 239 00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:44,529 However, you did get topless in the hot tub. 240 00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,096 There's no right way to grieve. 241 00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:49,795 Just come on! 242 00:11:49,882 --> 00:11:52,145 I haven't packed. You know, I mean, I really-- I can't. 243 00:11:52,232 --> 00:11:54,495 Oh, I packed plenty for both of you. 244 00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:57,672 And don't worry. I'm past my caftan phase. 245 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,935 Come on! 246 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,894 We all needed a change. 247 00:12:01,981 --> 00:12:04,679 Even if they didn't know it yet. 248 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,293 I can't believe you drive this thing yourself. 249 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,294 Right? 250 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:13,863 I can hardly handle my RAV4. 251 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,603 Ooh. Why do you need 252 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,649 a home security system in an RV? 253 00:12:17,736 --> 00:12:19,303 Not to worry you, but I had 254 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:22,741 a Mark David Chapman situation a few years ago. 255 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:39,279 ♪ All the pretty girls Walk like this ♪ 256 00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:42,543 ♪ This, this, this This, this ♪ 257 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:44,589 ♪ Pretty girls walk Like this ♪ 258 00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:47,635 My God, it hasn't changed one bit. 259 00:12:47,722 --> 00:12:51,378 Handle with care! This isn't the TSA! 260 00:12:51,465 --> 00:12:53,598 Oh! Vick Cockburn, 261 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:55,295 two-time state wrestling champ, 262 00:12:55,382 --> 00:12:57,645 one-time Peoria Pie Eating Contest winner, 263 00:12:57,732 --> 00:13:00,474 and would-be Army recruit if it wasn't for my webbed toes. 264 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:03,913 I will be your personal liaison this week, Ms. Moon. 265 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,218 I'll get you settled in, 266 00:13:05,305 --> 00:13:06,741 ensure the premises remains secure. 267 00:13:10,484 --> 00:13:13,052 Oh. 10-4. I'm on it! 268 00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:18,971 Our cabin! Oh! 269 00:13:19,058 --> 00:13:20,407 I'm not sleeping on the top. 270 00:13:20,494 --> 00:13:23,671 I'm starting to have flashbacks. 271 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:26,370 Oh, my God. I don't remember there being steps here. 272 00:13:29,764 --> 00:13:31,288 - Whoa. - Whoa. 273 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,464 What? 274 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,248 Oh, man. 275 00:13:37,511 --> 00:13:39,035 Ah, oh! 276 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,824 It's exactly how I remember it. 277 00:13:45,911 --> 00:13:49,219 That's exactly what I was afraid of, actually. 278 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,225 Yeah... There's a nice breeze. 279 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,835 - Yeah. - Don't worry. 280 00:13:56,922 --> 00:13:58,489 I knew this wasn't gonna work. 281 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:05,583 Ah, oh! 282 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:11,894 Yeah! 283 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,818 Woof! 284 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,211 What? Check it out. 285 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,257 What? Oh... 286 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,432 What is that? 287 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:32,784 ♪ Clean shirt, new shoes ♪ 288 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:34,699 ♪ And I don't know Where I am going to... ♪ 289 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,135 I can't see for shit. 290 00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:38,137 Can you just give it to me for a minute? Please? 291 00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:40,444 Let me just see for a second. 292 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,577 Uh-oh. Oh, hello. 293 00:14:43,664 --> 00:14:45,840 How are you, sirs? 294 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,234 Oh, my gosh. It's Stevie D. 295 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,844 Here. Lemme see. Let me see. 296 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,455 Hey! Hey! 297 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,240 God, that name sounded a lot more edgy 298 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,894 when we were 14, right? 299 00:14:55,981 --> 00:14:58,244 Can you imagine yelling that at the top of your lungs? 300 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:00,464 I don't think she has much to imagine there. 301 00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,467 We kept everything above the clothes. 302 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,904 - He's a gentleman. - Yeah, well, we can fix that. 303 00:15:05,991 --> 00:15:08,472 Time has been very good to some of us. 304 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:10,126 Hey. Speak for yourself. 305 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,954 Oh, my freaking God! 306 00:15:14,608 --> 00:15:18,221 No freaking way! 307 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,179 It's the Pretty Committee. 308 00:15:20,266 --> 00:15:22,138 How are they still so pretty? 309 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,053 - Pilates and plastic. - Oh. 310 00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:27,621 Ginny Moon! 311 00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,754 Oh! 312 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,886 - Hi. It's so firm. - That's so great. 313 00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:35,455 It's so wonderful to see... you girls. 314 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:37,805 And Ginny, wow! 315 00:15:37,892 --> 00:15:40,504 We love you. We've read all the books. 316 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,767 - Power pose! - Oh! 317 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,899 - Oh, whoa. - Wow. 318 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,467 Okay. Evelyn. Judy. 319 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:50,688 What say we go get in a quick Pilates sesh? 320 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,646 - Pilates? - Told ya. 321 00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:54,518 We'll see you at the reception. 322 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:56,041 - Bye. - See ya! 323 00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:58,478 Bye! Bye! 324 00:15:58,565 --> 00:16:00,002 You're so famous! 325 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:01,742 You're so famous! Yeah. 326 00:16:01,829 --> 00:16:04,223 What are you doing? Okay. 327 00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,356 That's rude. 328 00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,966 If you think that was something, 329 00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:09,837 you'll really get a kick out of this. 330 00:16:09,924 --> 00:16:12,057 4.5 million views. 331 00:16:12,144 --> 00:16:14,146 What? 332 00:16:14,233 --> 00:16:15,800 I'm Ginny Moon. 333 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,628 Let me hit you with a little knowledge. 334 00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:19,760 People deserve the love they accept. 335 00:16:19,847 --> 00:16:23,068 Pause. Play it again. Let it sink in. 336 00:16:23,155 --> 00:16:25,636 If he's been treating you like trash for years, 337 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:27,594 it's on you to flip the script 338 00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:31,250 and take his ass to the dumpster. 339 00:16:31,337 --> 00:16:33,992 Real subtle. 340 00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:36,212 As a Brinks truck! 341 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,258 Campers, check in and get your cabin assignments here. 342 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,481 Miss Moon. We are so grateful 343 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,309 to have you back at Camp Pinnacle. 344 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,267 And I believe Vick's got you all set up 345 00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:49,790 in the Sassafras cabin. Whoa! 346 00:16:49,877 --> 00:16:53,055 Hi! Hi. 347 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:54,360 If you could kindly place 348 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,797 your electronic devices in this bin. 349 00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:59,148 What? Wh-- I'm sorry. Come again? 350 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,628 We aim to create a technology-free environment 351 00:17:01,715 --> 00:17:04,370 so that you can truly enjoy your time here and reconnect. 352 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,459 Hear, hear. Ladies, 353 00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:08,896 we're not here for connection. 354 00:17:08,983 --> 00:17:12,639 We're here for reconnection! 355 00:17:12,726 --> 00:17:15,033 They will be locked in a secured place 356 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,122 and stored safely until your departure. 357 00:17:17,209 --> 00:17:18,863 Which will be now. 358 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:22,475 I can't traipse around the woods for a week without Wi-Fi. 359 00:17:22,562 --> 00:17:24,303 I need to call Mike every morning 360 00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:26,262 to make sure he doesn't oversleep his alarm. 361 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,090 Wait a minute. So he can hear a phone call, 362 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,613 but he can't hear his own alarm? 363 00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,398 I can't go MIA.SAGE: Not to worry, ladies. 364 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,921 There are phones and computers 365 00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:35,227 available to you in the lab. 366 00:17:35,314 --> 00:17:37,490 Okay, okay, fine. Fine. 367 00:17:37,577 --> 00:17:38,535 There. 368 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:41,407 Thanks. 369 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,194 Do you have an iPad? 370 00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:47,326 Oh, my God. You know what? Here's the deal. 371 00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,807 Here, you can just take it all. No problem. 372 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:52,462 Okay? Yeah, shoot. I wanted to do a strip search. 373 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,854 That's not necessary. 374 00:17:53,941 --> 00:17:56,248 I don't know. Just in case. 375 00:17:56,335 --> 00:18:00,296 - Here we go! - Yay! Wow. 376 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:03,342 Wait. Wait for me. 377 00:18:03,429 --> 00:18:05,301 What do we have here? 378 00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,132 Miss Moon! Did a little switcheroo for you. 379 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,872 Think you'll like it. 380 00:18:11,959 --> 00:18:15,267 Welcome to the new Sassafras. 381 00:18:20,054 --> 00:18:21,969 ♪ And my heart goes Boom chicka boom... ♪ 382 00:18:22,056 --> 00:18:24,711 Wow. This is amazing! 383 00:18:24,798 --> 00:18:27,279 ♪ Chicka boom boom My heart goes... ♪ 384 00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:30,282 This is nicer than my condo. 385 00:18:30,369 --> 00:18:32,937 You know what? This could be in a magazine. 386 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:36,506 Oh, it will be. I called in a favor from my friend Martha, 387 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,770 - and she zhuzhed it up for me. - Martha? As in Stewart?! 388 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,815 Yeah, but we're gonna have to have words. 389 00:18:41,902 --> 00:18:43,600 This was supposed to be ready this morning. 390 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:48,039 Ginny, this is incredible! Thank you. 391 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,781 I revise what I said earlier. 392 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:53,175 You can kidnap me any time. 393 00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:57,135 I figured that you could 394 00:18:57,222 --> 00:18:59,050 re-ignite that passion of yours. 395 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,487 I haven't been on a horse in 50 years! 396 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,447 Well, baby, maybe it's time you got up on one. 397 00:19:04,534 --> 00:19:08,538 You really are amazing, Ginny Moon. 398 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,497 I know! And I brought these for you. 399 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,413 Huh? Well... 400 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,416 - What is it, though? - It's a vibrating egg. 401 00:19:17,503 --> 00:19:19,113 Oh! Don't do that area. 402 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,811 I see a lot of these in the ER. 403 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,769 - Oh, my God! - Remote control. 404 00:19:22,856 --> 00:19:25,903 - They get stuck! - These are professional grade. 405 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,209 They're recommended by gynecologists 406 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,906 all over the United States. 407 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,777 Give me that back if you don't want it. 408 00:19:30,864 --> 00:19:32,344 Shouldn't it be like wrapped nicely? 409 00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:33,998 Reduce, reuse, recycle. 410 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,565 Just wash it out in the sink. 411 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,311 ♪ Somebody save your soul ♪ 412 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,226 ♪ 'Cause you've been Sinning in this city ♪ 413 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:45,923 ♪ I know too many troubles ♪ 414 00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,186 ♪ All these lovers Got you losing control ♪ 415 00:19:48,273 --> 00:19:50,319 ♪ You're like a drug to me A luxury... ♪ 416 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,712 Love the hat. 417 00:19:52,799 --> 00:19:55,976 ♪ Every good night You're a hard one to hold ♪ 418 00:19:56,063 --> 00:19:57,761 ♪ 'Cause you don't even know ♪ 419 00:19:57,848 --> 00:20:01,155 ♪ I can make your hands clap ♪ 420 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:04,594 ♪ Said, I can make Your hands clap... ♪ 421 00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,335 It's my swim trophy! 422 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:08,685 - You still hold the record! - No! 423 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:10,643 So long ago. No way. 424 00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,776 Yeah, it was way back in the old-timey days 425 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,212 when they still had cocaine 426 00:20:14,299 --> 00:20:15,387 in the old cola. 427 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:17,607 Okay. All right. Thank you. 428 00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:20,262 Come on, come on, come on. 429 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,482 Hi, guys. 430 00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:26,355 Oh, God! Oh, no! You don't have to! 431 00:20:26,442 --> 00:20:27,834 - Get up. - Come on. 432 00:20:27,921 --> 00:20:29,967 - No, no, no! - Get up. Come on. 433 00:20:30,054 --> 00:20:31,708 - Let's get a drink. - Good to see you. 434 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,275 - Sorry. - No, here. 435 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,189 What are you doing? I mean... 436 00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:38,758 Okay, I'm fine. I'm sorry. 437 00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:46,200 No more! No, no! You can't! What are you doing? 438 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,941 No, it's okay. Just don't tell my boss. 439 00:20:48,028 --> 00:20:49,900 Oh, my God. You're touching my breasts! 440 00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:55,906 Well, where did they go? Oh, no. 441 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:57,255 There! 442 00:20:57,342 --> 00:20:58,996 Tommy's with him. 443 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,041 - Oh, my God. - Tommy's-- Tommy's here. 444 00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,608 I thought he was in Thailand. 445 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,045 Myanmar, actually. 446 00:21:05,132 --> 00:21:06,656 But that was just a stint. 447 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:08,658 I spend most of my time in Liberia 448 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:10,007 setting up clinics. 449 00:21:10,094 --> 00:21:12,357 An unapologetic overachiever, this guy. 450 00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:14,098 Oh, you want an overachiever? 451 00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:16,361 Our little Nora here, she's got an MBA 452 00:21:16,448 --> 00:21:19,451 and a PhD in, uh, bio-something? 453 00:21:19,538 --> 00:21:22,193 Yeah. Bioengineering and chemistry. 454 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:25,805 I work in R&D now testing cleaning agents and... 455 00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:28,634 It doesn't matter. So... GINNY: The hell it doesn't! 456 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,420 You're a bleach stain away from a Nobel Prize. 457 00:21:31,507 --> 00:21:32,551 Oh... No. 458 00:21:32,638 --> 00:21:35,032 The Tide Pen changed my life. 459 00:21:36,425 --> 00:21:37,991 It's good to see you, Nora. 460 00:21:38,078 --> 00:21:40,167 Oh! And good to see you too. 461 00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:42,169 Mary here's just as impressive. 462 00:21:42,256 --> 00:21:44,563 She's the best APRN on the Eastern Seaboard. 463 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:45,956 Your patients must love you. 464 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,566 You should see her bedside manner. 465 00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:50,961 So, um, do-- 466 00:21:51,048 --> 00:21:54,138 What have you been up to the last few decades? 467 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,619 Well, I spent most of my time overseas working, 468 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:58,098 but that takes a toll. 469 00:21:58,185 --> 00:22:00,013 So I'm teaching anatomy. 470 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,537 At Johns Hopkins. 471 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,669 Wow. Professor. 472 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,541 Maybe you found someone smart enough 473 00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:08,108 - to find his own nuts. - Oh, whoa. 474 00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:11,068 If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna dip into the punch bowl. 475 00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,811 Hasn't changed a bit, has she? 476 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:18,684 No. Still smells like patchouli and lighter fluid. 477 00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:19,990 What are you doing these days? 478 00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:21,383 You're looking at it. 479 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,993 I'm gainfully unemployed. 480 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,430 What are you gaining? I'm sorry. 481 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:27,650 My sanity. Oh. 482 00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:32,655 I finally retired a few years back. Yeah. 483 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:35,266 Yeah. How long have you been married, Nora? 484 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:38,008 Oh! Oh, 34 years. 485 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,705 So it's serious. 486 00:22:41,403 --> 00:22:43,230 Uh, yes, it is. 487 00:22:43,317 --> 00:22:46,408 Was, I mean. He passed. 488 00:22:46,495 --> 00:22:48,235 I'm sorry. No. 489 00:22:48,322 --> 00:22:50,020 As am I.Thank you. 490 00:22:52,979 --> 00:22:55,634 Welcome, welcome, welcome 491 00:22:55,721 --> 00:22:58,724 to our first ever Camp Pinnacle reunion! 492 00:23:02,989 --> 00:23:05,688 This is an exciting milestone for us. 493 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,254 But it's an opportunity for you 494 00:23:07,341 --> 00:23:08,995 to get back to your roots. 495 00:23:09,082 --> 00:23:10,388 We've created a schedule 496 00:23:10,475 --> 00:23:12,390 to give you a week of unencumbered fun, 497 00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:14,218 reconnecting with friends. 498 00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:16,612 Now, we have activities all planned, 499 00:23:16,699 --> 00:23:19,179 so you can opt in or out at your leisure. 500 00:23:19,266 --> 00:23:21,878 And we have a special treat to wrap up the week. 501 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:24,184 Ginny Moon is here 502 00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:27,187 to share her pearls of wisdom as our closing speaker! 503 00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:35,674 - Did she tell you? - No. She didn't tell me at all. 504 00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,908 They like the name Cleanie Greenie 505 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,605 better than Cleanie Greens. 506 00:23:53,692 --> 00:23:55,389 Cleanie Greenie? 507 00:23:55,477 --> 00:23:57,087 I mean, that sounds like something 508 00:23:57,174 --> 00:23:59,481 an idiot toddler would come up with. 509 00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,439 Hello? Kris? 510 00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:04,224 You have exceeded your daily phone limit. 511 00:24:04,311 --> 00:24:08,054 I need to get out of here! Ugh! 512 00:24:12,232 --> 00:24:13,495 Come on! 513 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,543 Oh, no! 514 00:24:22,155 --> 00:24:25,724 Hi there. Excuse me. Hello? Uh, Vick, right? 515 00:24:25,811 --> 00:24:28,988 You're not-- You're not supposed to be able to see me 516 00:24:29,075 --> 00:24:31,208 through this two-way glass. 517 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:32,514 Well... Oh, damn it! 518 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:33,950 They must have installed it backwards! 519 00:24:34,037 --> 00:24:35,604 Are you sure you can see me? 520 00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:37,867 - You can? - Yes, but I'd be very happy 521 00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:40,652 just to keep this on the down low 522 00:24:40,739 --> 00:24:43,046 in exchange for my phone. 523 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,874 I just want to get-- Okay. 524 00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:47,398 Ma'am, I have a police-grade Taser, 525 00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:49,356 and I am not afraid to use it. 526 00:24:49,443 --> 00:24:52,577 I will shove that Taser so far up your you know what! 527 00:24:52,664 --> 00:24:54,318 Need reinforcement? - What? Oh! 528 00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:56,233 Um, where did you come from? 529 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,061 Well, originally from Baltimore, 530 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,585 but I've been here for a half an hour. 531 00:25:00,672 --> 00:25:03,022 Oh. I was just, you know... 532 00:25:03,109 --> 00:25:06,591 Shoving a Taser so far up, I know. I-I heard. 533 00:25:06,678 --> 00:25:09,768 Yeah. I mean, it sounded like I said that, 534 00:25:09,855 --> 00:25:11,509 but I didn't really say that. 535 00:25:11,596 --> 00:25:12,902 - Well. That's what I heard. - I mean, okay. 536 00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:14,556 No, she said it. - What?! 537 00:25:23,129 --> 00:25:25,088 Here. Try this. 538 00:25:25,175 --> 00:25:26,829 Ooh! Ooh-hoo! 539 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:29,135 Yeah. It's a bit of a sting, huh? 540 00:25:29,222 --> 00:25:31,050 - Yeah! - It's made from emulsified 541 00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:32,661 jellyfish mesoglea, 542 00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:34,227 ethically harvested by this farmer 543 00:25:34,314 --> 00:25:35,359 that I met in Namibia. 544 00:25:35,446 --> 00:25:36,621 Keep it. 545 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:39,015 Papadou sends me one every month. 546 00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:41,191 What are you drawing over there? 547 00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:42,627 That's a great hobby. 548 00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:44,020 Let's see that masterpiece. 549 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:48,677 Oh, um... 550 00:25:50,679 --> 00:25:52,724 - What is it? - Well, it was just an idea 551 00:25:52,811 --> 00:25:53,986 that came to me. 552 00:25:54,073 --> 00:25:55,988 Can't you just spend time with us? 553 00:25:56,075 --> 00:25:58,077 - And do what? - That's it. 554 00:25:58,164 --> 00:25:59,949 That's the whole shebang. 555 00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:01,907 Just be present with us. 556 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:04,562 Oh. 557 00:26:04,649 --> 00:26:06,608 I mean, what did you do 558 00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,087 when it was just you and Leslie? 559 00:26:08,174 --> 00:26:09,785 Well, work. 560 00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:11,961 I mean, for fun. 561 00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:13,571 Work. 562 00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,879 No? 563 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:17,967 Don't get mad. 564 00:26:18,054 --> 00:26:19,533 I love you. 565 00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:21,753 I love you. Oh, hey. 566 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,581 I decided that we could all use 567 00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:26,018 a little hydrotherapy to unwind, you know. 568 00:26:26,105 --> 00:26:30,153 So I signed us all up for a lazy river excursion. 569 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,937 I didn't see that in the catalog. 570 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,591 No, no, no, no. No, no. 571 00:26:33,678 --> 00:26:35,637 We're gonna get wet tomorrow. Yeah. 572 00:26:35,724 --> 00:26:37,987 Yep, whoo-hoo-hoo! I'm gonna stay dry! 573 00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:43,775 There's nothing lazy about this river. 574 00:26:43,862 --> 00:26:46,169 They must have made a mistake on the sign-up sheet. 575 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,171 Or you misunderstood. 576 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,652 - No way. - Well, we could use 577 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,479 some adventure, get us out of our ruts. 578 00:26:52,566 --> 00:26:55,091 I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 579 00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:57,093 - I'm going back to the cabin. - Come on, Nora. 580 00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:59,748 - Don't you want to live a little? - I sure do. 581 00:26:59,835 --> 00:27:02,141 Hence the staying on shore. 582 00:27:02,228 --> 00:27:03,882 Okay? 583 00:27:03,969 --> 00:27:05,841 Oh, God. 584 00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:08,713 Ladies! What a surprise. 585 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,629 I certainly didn't take you for the intrepid type. 586 00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:15,067 Yeah. Us three? We're super adventurous. 587 00:27:15,154 --> 00:27:16,678 Right? 588 00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:19,202 This doesn't look too bad. Yeah? 589 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:21,117 Oh, this? This is nothing. 590 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:22,945 We took a trip to Chile together. 591 00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:24,860 Ooh! 592 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:27,340 You know, Jane used to be a rafting guide. 593 00:27:27,427 --> 00:27:29,081 Well, technically a rafting expert. 594 00:27:29,168 --> 00:27:31,867 - Wow. - Let me tell you, the Andes... 595 00:27:31,954 --> 00:27:34,086 - No joke. - Yeah, well... 596 00:27:34,173 --> 00:27:36,175 - Nice outfits. - Yeah. Thank you. 597 00:27:36,262 --> 00:27:37,786 - Bye. - Thanks so much. 598 00:27:37,873 --> 00:27:40,179 Well, if anyone needs a flotation device, 599 00:27:40,266 --> 00:27:42,486 they've got six. 600 00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:44,575 Twelve counting the butt cheeks. 601 00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:48,361 Oh, yes, let's go! Oh, let's go to Chile! 602 00:27:48,448 --> 00:27:49,928 Stop. You've lost your mind. 603 00:27:50,015 --> 00:27:51,103 Nora, if they can do it, 604 00:27:51,190 --> 00:27:52,148 - we can do it. - Okay! 605 00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:53,889 - It'll be great! - Yes! 606 00:28:04,943 --> 00:28:07,119 Could we have asked for a better day, ladies? 607 00:28:07,206 --> 00:28:10,296 Oh, Jimmy. Ever the optimist, eh? 608 00:28:10,383 --> 00:28:12,995 Well, you live in paradise, every day's a gift, right? 609 00:28:13,082 --> 00:28:16,085 I have to say, I mean, this isn't awful. 610 00:28:16,172 --> 00:28:18,000 No, it's amazing! 611 00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:24,223 And one, and two... 612 00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:26,138 Sorry. 613 00:28:26,225 --> 00:28:27,357 Hang on, Ginny! 614 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,228 And one... Hello! 615 00:28:29,315 --> 00:28:31,361 We're losing! What can I do? 616 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:33,885 It's not a competition, ladies, right? 617 00:28:33,972 --> 00:28:36,235 It's about having fun! 618 00:28:36,322 --> 00:28:39,282 Looking good, my aqua warriors! 619 00:28:39,369 --> 00:28:42,328 ♪ I see The bad moon rising... ♪ 620 00:28:42,415 --> 00:28:44,417 Start paddling! Paddle! 621 00:28:44,504 --> 00:28:46,028 I'm paddling! 622 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:47,856 Wait, are we supposed to go over that? 623 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,727 It's just a Class II. 624 00:28:56,342 --> 00:28:58,692 Nora! 625 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,520 Take control. 626 00:29:00,607 --> 00:29:02,348 - Come on, grab it! - You're supposed to be helping! 627 00:29:02,435 --> 00:29:04,786 I am helping her! 628 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:06,570 Super kick! Super kick! 629 00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:09,138 - Grab her! - Grab on! Come on! 630 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,966 Grab on! Come on! 631 00:29:12,619 --> 00:29:15,187 Grab on! Grab on, Nora! 632 00:29:15,274 --> 00:29:16,710 Oh, please! Please... MARY: Oh, come on! 633 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:19,278 We got you! We got you! Come on! 634 00:29:19,365 --> 00:29:21,977 All right! That wasn't so bad. 635 00:29:22,064 --> 00:29:24,414 Come on. Push your legs. Here we go! 636 00:29:24,501 --> 00:29:25,807 All right. 637 00:29:25,894 --> 00:29:28,679 - Give me her legs. - Here we go. Here we go. 638 00:29:28,766 --> 00:29:30,115 Give me your legs. 639 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:33,336 Oh, thank you. 640 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:34,816 Nora! 641 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:37,731 Yeah, yeah. It was so... 642 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,777 Oh, God. I wish you could've been there, Mike! 643 00:29:39,864 --> 00:29:41,170 Yeah. The water. 644 00:29:41,257 --> 00:29:43,737 The water, it just rushes and rushes, 645 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:47,741 and we were-- Oh, God. Oh, it's hard to describe. 646 00:29:47,829 --> 00:29:50,048 Hey, now that you're all retired, maybe we can... 647 00:29:50,135 --> 00:29:51,963 Ahem. Yeah. What? 648 00:29:53,660 --> 00:29:55,575 Just, can you turn the TV down just a little bit? 649 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:57,142 The game's almost done. 650 00:29:59,057 --> 00:30:01,059 Uh, it's lights out here anyway soon. 651 00:30:01,146 --> 00:30:02,278 Uh-huh. 652 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:03,540 Yeah, I... Yeah. 653 00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:04,846 I'll call you tomorrow, okay? 654 00:30:04,933 --> 00:30:06,325 All right. Yeah. 655 00:30:06,412 --> 00:30:08,023 All right. Love you. 656 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:09,241 You too. Okay. 657 00:30:49,934 --> 00:30:53,285 Who's there? Hello? 658 00:30:53,372 --> 00:30:55,200 I know you're out there. 659 00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:57,942 Nora. 660 00:30:58,029 --> 00:30:59,683 - Oh! Oh, my God. - It's me. 661 00:30:59,770 --> 00:31:01,337 Oh. Oh my goodness. 662 00:31:01,424 --> 00:31:03,513 What are you...? What were you doing out there? 663 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,602 Uh, trying to get your attention. 664 00:31:05,689 --> 00:31:08,518 Tell me I didn't scare you. 665 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,999 No. No, no, no, no. 666 00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:12,217 Be right there. 667 00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:13,436 Oh, dear. 668 00:31:13,523 --> 00:31:15,786 Wow. Um... 669 00:31:18,484 --> 00:31:22,227 - Hi. - What are you doing up so late? 670 00:31:22,314 --> 00:31:23,707 Well, I couldn't sleep. 671 00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:26,362 I got up, went for a walk, 672 00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:29,800 saw the light, saw you in here, and... 673 00:31:29,887 --> 00:31:31,193 Do you want to join me? 674 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,977 Join you? 675 00:31:33,064 --> 00:31:35,675 For a walk in the woods at night 676 00:31:35,762 --> 00:31:37,764 with a man I hardly even know? 677 00:31:37,851 --> 00:31:39,505 Well, when you put it that way, 678 00:31:39,592 --> 00:31:42,334 it actually sounds kind of dicey, doesn't it? 679 00:31:42,421 --> 00:31:45,468 I don't know. I mean, I'm still catching up on e-mails. 680 00:31:45,555 --> 00:31:47,165 And not having my phone 681 00:31:47,252 --> 00:31:50,038 is just kind of putting me so far behind. 682 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:51,996 Don't they keep them locked up in there? 683 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:54,912 - Yeah. - Well, I'll get it for you. 684 00:31:54,999 --> 00:31:59,003 Really? But how are you gonna do that? 685 00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:01,571 Um... Oh. 686 00:32:01,658 --> 00:32:04,791 - Titanium. - But we're breaking in. I don't-- 687 00:32:04,878 --> 00:32:08,230 No, we're walking in. 688 00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:10,667 We're gonna get in so much trouble. 689 00:32:10,754 --> 00:32:12,364 It's good to see you, Nora. 690 00:32:12,451 --> 00:32:14,323 Oh, my God. 691 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:17,108 - Uh, yeah. - Sassafras, is that the name? 692 00:32:17,195 --> 00:32:18,457 I know. I'm looking for it. Yes. 693 00:32:18,544 --> 00:32:19,981 I've got-- I don't know. 694 00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:22,026 Oh! Oh... 695 00:32:24,681 --> 00:32:26,248 Oh! Good! Yes! 696 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:28,250 - See? Did it! - There. Good. 697 00:32:28,337 --> 00:32:30,948 We did it. You're bad. 698 00:32:31,035 --> 00:32:34,343 Hmm. Too much credit. I'm semi-bad. 699 00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:35,997 Mmm. 700 00:32:40,436 --> 00:32:42,873 What are you doing?! - Oh! Oh! Ah! 701 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,138 Whoa! - Ah. Um... 702 00:32:47,225 --> 00:32:49,401 An inside job, huh? 703 00:32:49,488 --> 00:32:51,838 Hi. Are you all right? 704 00:32:51,925 --> 00:32:54,232 The boss isn't gonna be happy about this. 705 00:33:01,761 --> 00:33:03,937 You are going to have to replace that monitor. 706 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:06,549 Yeah, okay. I'll go back to 1994 707 00:33:06,636 --> 00:33:08,029 and see if I can find one. 708 00:33:08,116 --> 00:33:11,641 Oh! Is this a joke to you? 709 00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:13,947 Look, this was my fault, okay? 710 00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:15,949 She actually tried to stop me. 711 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,779 So let her go and just cuff me. 712 00:33:19,866 --> 00:33:21,477 Okay. I can do that. 713 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:22,739 'Cause I got these. 714 00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:24,349 - Okay. Okay. - Yeah, I'll cuff you. 715 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:25,611 Do you see how nervous I am? 716 00:33:25,698 --> 00:33:27,613 He's being so sassy to me! 717 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,441 You can't be like that to me! 718 00:33:29,528 --> 00:33:31,226 Okay. Okay. 719 00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:33,271 - Let's be patient with them. - Okay. 720 00:33:33,358 --> 00:33:35,404 - She'll calm down. - Yes, that's it. 721 00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:36,970 Are you zoned out now? 722 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:39,060 Yeah. In a good way. Good zone. 723 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:41,540 Maybe it's time for us to just say goodbye... 724 00:33:41,627 --> 00:33:42,933 Yeah....and appreciate 725 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:44,804 - what you've given us, okay? - Yeah. 726 00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:47,894 We should all go out together, maybe on a weekend? 727 00:33:47,981 --> 00:33:49,505 Yeah? - That is such a great idea. 728 00:33:49,592 --> 00:33:51,463 - Yeah. That would be good. - I wouldn't mind that. 729 00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:52,856 We could go to Chili's. 730 00:33:52,943 --> 00:33:54,249 Uh, Chili's... They all know me there. 731 00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:55,511 - Oh, they do? - Uh-huh. 732 00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:57,295 Some of the best food ever, right? 733 00:33:57,382 --> 00:33:58,731 Yeah! Southwestern eggrolls. 734 00:33:58,818 --> 00:34:00,211 Yeah, yeah. Wow. - Gosh! 735 00:34:00,298 --> 00:34:02,213 - They are delicious. - I can just house 736 00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:04,259 the whole plate of those, you know? 737 00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:06,130 I bet you could. I bet you could. 738 00:34:06,217 --> 00:34:07,566 What is that supposed to mean? 739 00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:18,099 Oh, my God. 740 00:34:21,189 --> 00:34:22,842 Oh, sorry! Ha-ha! 741 00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:24,235 Where the hell have you been? 742 00:34:24,322 --> 00:34:25,628 We were worried sick! 743 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:27,151 I was just, uh... 744 00:34:27,238 --> 00:34:29,762 Well, Stevie D and I, we got into some trouble. 745 00:34:29,849 --> 00:34:32,069 - What kind of trouble? - Tell us everything! 746 00:34:32,156 --> 00:34:34,811 If you kissed, you sure as hell better tell! 747 00:34:34,898 --> 00:34:36,856 Please let us live vicariously. 748 00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:39,555 He took me to the security office to get my phone. 749 00:34:39,642 --> 00:34:41,731 Oh. 750 00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,124 And then you kissed? 751 00:34:43,211 --> 00:34:46,257 No! We broke in! 752 00:34:46,344 --> 00:34:47,606 With a credit card. 753 00:34:47,693 --> 00:34:49,260 And then he found my phone. 754 00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:51,088 - And then you kissed! - No, no, no. 755 00:34:51,175 --> 00:34:53,612 But, well, there was a moment... 756 00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:56,049 - Ooh, a moment! - But then we were caught! 757 00:34:56,137 --> 00:34:57,747 By Vick! 758 00:34:57,834 --> 00:35:01,446 That traitor! She's here to protect and to serve, 759 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,231 not buzzkill and cockblock! 760 00:35:03,318 --> 00:35:05,015 So when did you...? 761 00:35:05,102 --> 00:35:07,626 There was no kiss. It was invigorating, though. 762 00:35:07,713 --> 00:35:10,281 And he's such a gentleman, my God. 763 00:35:10,368 --> 00:35:13,763 Two peas in a celibate pod. 764 00:35:13,850 --> 00:35:15,460 You're going to have to make the first move 765 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:16,766 if you want to get anywhere. 766 00:35:16,853 --> 00:35:18,985 Still, this is the most exciting thing 767 00:35:19,072 --> 00:35:20,770 that's happened to any of us 768 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,511 since Gin told us about her threesome 769 00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:24,948 with Tony Robbins backstage at Super Soul Sunday. 770 00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:28,691 I never said that! I signed an NDA. 771 00:35:28,778 --> 00:35:31,041 Oh, wait, wait. Who was the third? 772 00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:32,260 Was it Oprah? 773 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:33,870 It wasn't not Oprah. 774 00:35:35,088 --> 00:35:36,568 Sometimes I wish Mike 775 00:35:36,655 --> 00:35:38,004 would just--Die. 776 00:35:38,091 --> 00:35:40,790 No! It's just that... 777 00:35:40,877 --> 00:35:43,967 maybe I wish that I didn't get married. 778 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:47,927 Like you. You're lucky. 779 00:35:48,014 --> 00:35:49,451 Well, it wasn't about luck. 780 00:35:49,538 --> 00:35:51,104 I chose to stay single. 781 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,497 You did? 782 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,934 Don't get me wrong, I love men. But I... 783 00:35:55,021 --> 00:35:58,808 I just love my independence more. 784 00:35:58,895 --> 00:36:01,027 I'm sure marriage works for plenty of people, 785 00:36:01,114 --> 00:36:05,118 but I'm just too damn happy being on my own. 786 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,686 Do you ever get lonely, though? 787 00:36:07,773 --> 00:36:09,340 No. No? 788 00:36:09,427 --> 00:36:11,299 Not since I hit menopause. 789 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:12,561 Oh. 790 00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:13,736 You? Me? 791 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:16,217 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 792 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:19,263 Sometimes. Yeah. Hmm. 793 00:36:19,350 --> 00:36:21,787 Well, I-I guess sometimes I do too, 794 00:36:21,874 --> 00:36:27,010 but it's like 80% happy and 20% longing. 795 00:36:27,097 --> 00:36:29,230 You know, instead of 20% happy 796 00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:31,971 and 80% longing for less bullshit. 797 00:36:32,058 --> 00:36:33,886 Less of the, "Where are you? 798 00:36:33,973 --> 00:36:35,714 Why won't you call? Where's dinner?" 799 00:36:35,801 --> 00:36:40,371 You know, and I just feel that that 20% of loneliness, 800 00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:42,112 hmm, you know, I just don't need 801 00:36:42,199 --> 00:36:44,636 a romantic partner to fill that. 802 00:36:44,723 --> 00:36:46,159 That's true. 803 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:49,162 I-- I'm not lonely when I'm with you two. 804 00:37:01,697 --> 00:37:02,654 Gin! 805 00:37:02,741 --> 00:37:04,352 - Whoa! - Wake up! 806 00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:08,007 Your alarm has been going off for an hour. 807 00:37:08,094 --> 00:37:10,358 What do you ladies think about 808 00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:13,796 hitting up the old Sky Canopy course? 809 00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,798 I think I've had my fill of adventure. 810 00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,800 You barely dipped a toe in. 811 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,672 I dipped considerably more than a toe in, 812 00:37:20,759 --> 00:37:22,195 thank you very much. 813 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:23,545 You know what? What? 814 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:25,938 Why don't you choose today's activity, huh? 815 00:37:26,025 --> 00:37:29,507 Excellent idea! What's the plan, Mare? 816 00:37:29,594 --> 00:37:31,292 Today is your day! 817 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,250 There's a pottery workshop at noon. 818 00:37:33,337 --> 00:37:35,121 - No. No. - Oh. No, no, no. 819 00:37:35,208 --> 00:37:37,254 Sorry. I'm out on that one. 820 00:37:37,341 --> 00:37:41,171 Well, better luck next time, Robin Hood. 821 00:37:41,258 --> 00:37:42,999 All right. Sighted the target. 822 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:48,265 Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry. 823 00:37:48,352 --> 00:37:49,745 - Saved it! - Hi. 824 00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:51,529 - Still good. - Oh, still good. 825 00:37:51,616 --> 00:37:54,402 - Do you have any tips? - I'm not an expert. 826 00:37:54,489 --> 00:37:57,622 Or an intermediate. I've never actually touched a bow. 827 00:37:57,709 --> 00:38:00,103 It seems like they're a bit short-staffed around here, 828 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:01,452 wouldn't you say? No, I-- 829 00:38:01,539 --> 00:38:03,324 - No? - I just got transferred 830 00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:06,152 out of water sports. Making moves. Lateral moves. 831 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:07,937 Did it have anything to do 832 00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:09,460 with ejecting Nora from our raft? 833 00:38:09,547 --> 00:38:11,723 That may have been a part of it. Yeah. 834 00:38:11,810 --> 00:38:13,334 I also set the boat house on fire. 835 00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:15,727 I saw a beaver building a lodge 836 00:38:15,814 --> 00:38:17,381 out of the wreckage. So... 837 00:38:17,468 --> 00:38:18,643 Uh-huh. - Win-win. 838 00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,558 - Right. - I wouldn't mind 839 00:38:20,645 --> 00:38:21,951 shooting another one, if you don't mind. 840 00:38:22,038 --> 00:38:23,256 Thanks so much. It's really great. 841 00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:25,041 Okay, ready? There we go. 842 00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:27,043 - Now, if I just-- Shut up. - Turn it around, sweetheart. 843 00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:29,741 You guys always-- You're so... Okay. 844 00:38:29,828 --> 00:38:31,482 I got it. Geez, man. 845 00:38:31,569 --> 00:38:33,876 Incoming! Take cover. 846 00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:35,834 You ladies mind if we join you? 847 00:38:35,921 --> 00:38:38,402 - Whoa! Swing it around, Nora! - Oh, my God. 848 00:38:38,489 --> 00:38:40,448 I should've gone to pottery class. 849 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:43,364 Look, we're very self-sufficient. 850 00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:45,714 No mansplaining necessary. Thanks. 851 00:38:45,801 --> 00:38:47,933 My battle scar would say otherwise. 852 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,153 Oh, my God! You still have a scar? 853 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:53,678 I'm sorry. I should've used sutures instead of super glue. 854 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:55,071 You were 12. 855 00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:58,596 Well, you ladies enjoy the patriarchy. 856 00:38:58,683 --> 00:39:00,598 Oh, excuse me, I mean archery. 857 00:39:00,685 --> 00:39:02,470 I'm gonna go work on my speech. 858 00:39:04,210 --> 00:39:06,778 Would you wanna see if the pottery class 859 00:39:06,865 --> 00:39:08,606 would take some newcomers? 860 00:39:08,693 --> 00:39:10,216 Absolutely. 861 00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:16,745 So, Nora... Yes? 862 00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:19,617 You're very, very good at this. 863 00:39:19,704 --> 00:39:20,923 Oh, shh! I'm... 864 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:22,751 Yeah, I know. I'm-- I'm kidding. 865 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:25,144 But maybe with a few pointers, 866 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:26,494 - you know, a few tips. - Mm, okay. 867 00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:28,365 - Somebody say tips? - Uh-huh. Yeah, tips. 868 00:39:28,452 --> 00:39:30,149 Uh, private conversation, but... 869 00:39:30,236 --> 00:39:31,542 - Yeah. - Let's keep it that way. 870 00:39:31,629 --> 00:39:33,805 - Bye, Jimmy. Bye-bye. Thanks. - Good, good. 871 00:39:33,892 --> 00:39:35,328 No, I think, uh... 872 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,896 I think there's a future here. 873 00:39:44,686 --> 00:39:46,252 Oh, yeah. That's slippery. 874 00:39:46,339 --> 00:39:48,124 ♪ Come on over ♪ 875 00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:52,955 ♪ A little closer ♪ 876 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:56,001 Oh, my. 877 00:39:56,088 --> 00:39:59,352 ♪ And let me feel Your love vibration ♪ 878 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,616 It's not me, it's the clay. 879 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:03,313 That's okay. 880 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,097 ♪ Look over at me... ♪ 881 00:40:05,184 --> 00:40:08,449 Ready to start drilling? 882 00:40:08,536 --> 00:40:10,146 Okay. 883 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:12,061 ♪ I've got the feeling ♪ 884 00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:15,064 ♪ I need for you ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey... ♪ 885 00:40:15,151 --> 00:40:17,370 That's it. 886 00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:18,676 Stop! 887 00:40:24,073 --> 00:40:26,249 Looks like an Ice cream cone. 888 00:40:27,598 --> 00:40:28,991 You're supposed to shape it. 889 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:30,340 Oh, no! Oh! Uh-oh! 890 00:40:34,431 --> 00:40:36,041 I hope you're not staring at my ass. 891 00:40:36,128 --> 00:40:39,218 Huh? No! No. 892 00:40:39,305 --> 00:40:41,046 I was checking out your technique. 893 00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:42,352 I mean, my God. 894 00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:44,006 Okay. It's just I get a little nervous... 895 00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:46,095 Oh. Okay, I understand....with you standing 896 00:40:46,182 --> 00:40:47,618 right behind me. 897 00:40:47,705 --> 00:40:49,011 It's a fabulous technique actually. 898 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,099 Eight out of ten. 899 00:40:51,796 --> 00:40:53,581 - Wow! - All right, I'll take an 8. 900 00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:54,756 Okay. 901 00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:56,453 Let's see what you can do, Nora. 902 00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:59,935 Oh, okay. Fine. Oh. 903 00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,763 So... So, thank you. 904 00:41:01,850 --> 00:41:03,025 - All right. - Do you think--? 905 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,809 - Well, you look good. - Uh-huh. 906 00:41:04,896 --> 00:41:06,376 But your form... 907 00:41:06,463 --> 00:41:08,291 And now let's-- Let's work with the bow. 908 00:41:08,378 --> 00:41:10,423 - Mm-hmm. - I want-- I want you to... 909 00:41:10,511 --> 00:41:12,164 You don't mind me...?No, no. That's fine. 910 00:41:12,251 --> 00:41:13,557 I know what you're thinking. 911 00:41:13,644 --> 00:41:15,951 Okay, you're thinking, "Wow. This is a move." 912 00:41:16,038 --> 00:41:18,649 This is not a move. 'Cause I don't have moves. 913 00:41:18,736 --> 00:41:20,477 I'm just... I'm just trying to help. 914 00:41:20,564 --> 00:41:22,348 - Okay? - Okay. 915 00:41:22,435 --> 00:41:24,263 Now let's just bring this elbow 916 00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:26,570 - up this way, okay? - Mm-hmm. 917 00:41:26,657 --> 00:41:29,399 Now let's focus on our breathing, okay? 918 00:41:29,486 --> 00:41:32,533 Nice and easy. Nice and easy. Inhale. 919 00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:38,060 And exhale. Focus on the target. 920 00:41:38,147 --> 00:41:40,889 Slowly bring the drawstring back. 921 00:41:42,804 --> 00:41:45,197 And... release. 922 00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:49,854 I can't believe... We did it! 923 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:52,117 - We did it! - I wasn't expecting that! 924 00:42:09,918 --> 00:42:11,223 Thank you. 925 00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:16,968 Oh, dear. 926 00:42:17,055 --> 00:42:18,056 What? 927 00:42:18,143 --> 00:42:19,144 Where did you get that? 928 00:42:19,231 --> 00:42:20,493 Bargain Republic? 929 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:22,191 - What? - I'd never have approved that. 930 00:42:22,278 --> 00:42:23,932 Martha's gonna have hell to pay 931 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:25,368 - if she put that in. - I had it 932 00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:28,414 in my "in case of an emergency" bag, okay? 933 00:42:28,501 --> 00:42:29,981 We're trying to get you laid, 934 00:42:30,068 --> 00:42:31,374 not promoted to mid-management. 935 00:42:31,461 --> 00:42:33,202 - Laid, Gin? Really? - What? 936 00:42:33,289 --> 00:42:35,334 Banged? Bedded? Schtupped? 937 00:42:35,421 --> 00:42:37,815 Is anybody really having sex anymore? 938 00:42:37,902 --> 00:42:38,990 Oh, Mare, come on. 939 00:42:39,077 --> 00:42:40,601 I'm having sex right now. 940 00:42:40,688 --> 00:42:42,167 Aah! Oh, God! 941 00:42:42,254 --> 00:42:44,256 Don't touch me with those things. 942 00:42:44,343 --> 00:42:46,911 Maybe you should get out of your comfort zone. 943 00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:49,914 And by "comfort zone," I mean your marriage. 944 00:42:50,001 --> 00:42:51,481 I heard that. 945 00:42:51,568 --> 00:42:53,483 You don't have to be forced to keep a promise 946 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:55,093 you made 45 years ago 947 00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:57,052 if it's making you miserable. 948 00:42:57,139 --> 00:43:00,142 And that goes for relationships and careers. 949 00:43:00,229 --> 00:43:01,622 No, no. 950 00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:05,060 Couldn't you at least let me do something? 951 00:43:07,845 --> 00:43:10,587 - Nora! - That bad, huh? Really? 952 00:43:10,674 --> 00:43:11,849 - No! - Really? 953 00:43:11,936 --> 00:43:13,982 - Hot! - I mean, who is that? 954 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:16,898 So you like it? And you doubted me. 955 00:43:16,985 --> 00:43:18,160 Yeah. I-I... 956 00:43:18,247 --> 00:43:20,728 Well, I do look not bad. 957 00:43:20,815 --> 00:43:22,207 No, you look hot! 958 00:43:22,294 --> 00:43:24,819 Better than hot. You look like a bad bitch. 959 00:43:24,906 --> 00:43:26,342 - A bad-- What? - Say it with me. 960 00:43:26,429 --> 00:43:27,691 Say it with you."I am..." 961 00:43:27,778 --> 00:43:29,214 I am. 962 00:43:29,301 --> 00:43:30,433 "...a bad bitch." 963 00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:31,869 I'm not gonna say that. 964 00:43:31,956 --> 00:43:33,392 Why would I call myself a... 965 00:43:33,479 --> 00:43:35,438 We have reclaimed that word 966 00:43:35,525 --> 00:43:37,788 - for decades. Say it! - I think you should say it. 967 00:43:37,875 --> 00:43:39,398 It's just positive affirmations. 968 00:43:39,485 --> 00:43:41,400 - Okay, fine! - You're not a gentle bitch. 969 00:43:41,487 --> 00:43:42,575 I am a... 970 00:43:42,663 --> 00:43:44,186 bad... 971 00:43:44,273 --> 00:43:46,275 bad, bad bitch. 972 00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,146 - No, not good? - That sounds sexy. 973 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:49,626 Okay, not that. I am a bad bitch. 974 00:43:49,713 --> 00:43:51,584 - Say it like you mean it. - I'm just a bad bitch! 975 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,674 - Is that good? - Say it like you mean it. 976 00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:56,154 I am a bad bitch! 977 00:43:56,241 --> 00:43:58,156 Bad bitch! 978 00:43:58,243 --> 00:43:59,418 - You scared me! - I scared me! 979 00:43:59,505 --> 00:44:01,159 - Okay. You say it. - I'm a bad bitch. 980 00:44:01,246 --> 00:44:03,422 - Get your... in that chair. - I'm a bad bitch. 981 00:44:03,509 --> 00:44:04,641 Ooh, look at her. Ooh! 982 00:44:04,728 --> 00:44:06,164 What-- Where you going? 983 00:44:06,251 --> 00:44:07,296 Do I walk like that? 984 00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:16,697 Your bone structure is... Oh... Oh! 985 00:44:16,784 --> 00:44:18,742 Then why do I need a ton and a half of makeup 986 00:44:18,829 --> 00:44:21,353 - to make me look presentable? - That is so not true! 987 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,226 You don't. This isn't about makeup. 988 00:44:24,313 --> 00:44:26,228 Or how to look for anyone else. 989 00:44:26,315 --> 00:44:28,970 It's-- It's about feeling cared for. 990 00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:31,189 Been a while since I felt that. 991 00:44:31,276 --> 00:44:33,496 Me too. 992 00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,585 We've got a lot of amazing years ahead of us. 993 00:44:35,672 --> 00:44:37,718 So we can always make time 994 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:40,459 to have fun and pamper ourselves. 995 00:44:40,546 --> 00:44:41,983 Ooh! 996 00:44:43,854 --> 00:44:45,508 If you don't take ownership, 997 00:44:45,595 --> 00:44:47,118 you'll always be weak. 998 00:44:47,205 --> 00:44:50,948 I'm responsible for the way others treat me. 999 00:44:51,035 --> 00:44:53,385 So sad. 1000 00:44:53,472 --> 00:44:56,519 Thank you. Thank you. 1001 00:44:59,043 --> 00:45:00,828 All right, so... 1002 00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:04,788 who else is ready to get their shit together with Ginny Moon? 1003 00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:06,877 Jane Goodman! Come on down! 1004 00:45:06,964 --> 00:45:09,053 Well, this should be interesting. 1005 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,622 Okay, sit down. 1006 00:45:12,709 --> 00:45:14,058 So, what's your problem? 1007 00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:16,713 Actually, I don't have a problem. 1008 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,193 I'm just such a fan. 1009 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:20,021 Oh. Hmm. 1010 00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:22,719 So, what you're telling me is you're... 1011 00:45:22,806 --> 00:45:24,895 Happy. Mm-hmm. For the most part. 1012 00:45:24,982 --> 00:45:27,550 - Oh, for the most part. - Mm-hmm. 1013 00:45:27,637 --> 00:45:29,030 Which parts aren't happy? 1014 00:45:29,117 --> 00:45:31,162 What about JP? 1015 00:45:31,249 --> 00:45:33,904 Her son was arrested for defacing a public monument. 1016 00:45:33,991 --> 00:45:35,688 He was on bath salts! 1017 00:45:35,776 --> 00:45:37,734 She told me she was waiting for Evelyn to pass, 1018 00:45:37,821 --> 00:45:39,301 so she can swoop in on her husband. 1019 00:45:39,388 --> 00:45:40,650 That was a joke. I was kidding! 1020 00:45:40,737 --> 00:45:42,521 I'm married. Happily. 1021 00:45:42,608 --> 00:45:45,133 We are the picture of marital bliss. 1022 00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:47,265 I am so lucky. Blessed. 1023 00:45:47,352 --> 00:45:48,963 Grateful. Always. 1024 00:45:49,050 --> 00:45:50,921 Are you? 1025 00:45:51,008 --> 00:45:53,054 It sounds like you're hiding behind 1026 00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:56,100 a lot of socially-sanctioned hashtags. 1027 00:46:06,589 --> 00:46:08,547 Okay, fine! Fine. 1028 00:46:08,634 --> 00:46:10,288 I haven't had sex with my husband 1029 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:13,639 since I started experiencing age-related pubic hair loss. 1030 00:46:13,726 --> 00:46:15,598 And, yes, it's a thing. 1031 00:46:15,685 --> 00:46:18,035 My arm Spanx are cutting off my circulation. 1032 00:46:18,122 --> 00:46:20,951 My hands are numb and this freaking fire 1033 00:46:21,038 --> 00:46:24,302 is melting my face tapes! 1034 00:46:24,389 --> 00:46:26,957 I'm just so sick... 1035 00:46:27,044 --> 00:46:29,873 of trying to be pretty! 1036 00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,310 Looking for approval from people I don't even like! 1037 00:46:32,397 --> 00:46:35,139 Damn it! Get off of there! 1038 00:46:40,841 --> 00:46:42,103 Wow. 1039 00:46:42,190 --> 00:46:44,540 Jane... 1040 00:46:44,627 --> 00:46:46,498 what does that feel like, 1041 00:46:46,585 --> 00:46:48,196 to be vulnerable like that, 1042 00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:51,721 to just be plain old Jane? 1043 00:46:53,070 --> 00:46:54,898 What did you say? 1044 00:46:54,985 --> 00:46:57,466 Let's all give Jane a big hand. 1045 00:46:57,553 --> 00:47:00,469 Thank you. Yeah. 1046 00:47:00,556 --> 00:47:04,038 And, uh, we better move this along. 1047 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:05,996 Thank you, Jane. Thank you, Jane. 1048 00:47:06,083 --> 00:47:07,955 Uh... Um, can she 1049 00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:09,478 come back and sit up there with--? 1050 00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:10,871 Would you rather be sitting 1051 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:12,046 with somebody else at this point? 1052 00:47:12,133 --> 00:47:13,830 No, I...Okay. It's all right. 1053 00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:16,398 Oh! Thank you. Go. There you go, Jane. 1054 00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:18,226 Wow. Wow. 1055 00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:19,705 How could you hurt Jane's feelings? 1056 00:47:19,792 --> 00:47:21,359 She'll be fine. Some tough love, 1057 00:47:21,446 --> 00:47:22,883 and she'll come back stronger. 1058 00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:25,450 Let's celebrate. What'll it be? 1059 00:47:25,537 --> 00:47:27,931 I've got red, white or tequila. 1060 00:47:28,018 --> 00:47:30,673 No, no. I haven't had this much to drink 1061 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,589 - since college. Oh! - Oh, no! 1062 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:34,851 - Are you okay? - No, no, no! 1063 00:47:34,938 --> 00:47:37,506 Don't go to bed! Don't go to bed! 1064 00:47:37,593 --> 00:47:40,030 You can't sleep. 1065 00:47:40,117 --> 00:47:41,989 No. That got me all pumped up. 1066 00:47:42,076 --> 00:47:45,079 Um, let me do my keynote for you. 1067 00:47:50,214 --> 00:47:52,216 Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, yes, of course. 1068 00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:53,783 The-- You're gonna do the keynote. 1069 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:56,220 Attention. Attention. 1070 00:47:56,307 --> 00:47:58,831 Real eyes... 1071 00:47:58,919 --> 00:48:00,485 realize... 1072 00:48:00,572 --> 00:48:03,140 real lies. 1073 00:48:03,227 --> 00:48:04,925 And you're all lying! 1074 00:48:05,012 --> 00:48:08,406 To yourselves, to others. 1075 00:48:08,493 --> 00:48:11,061 Only the truth will set you free. 1076 00:48:11,148 --> 00:48:13,629 - That's true. - No. I'm not done. No, I'm... 1077 00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:16,806 Wait a minute. Okay. Here it is. I am Ginny Moon, 1078 00:48:16,893 --> 00:48:20,157 and I'm here to cut through your bullshit 1079 00:48:20,244 --> 00:48:24,074 so you're nothing but a quivering husk of truth. 1080 00:48:24,161 --> 00:48:26,381 What does that even mean? 1081 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:28,296 No, it's-- It's aggressive. 1082 00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:29,906 It's a little aggressive, 1083 00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:31,777 but I think what she is trying to get 1084 00:48:31,864 --> 00:48:33,997 her audience to do is to tap into their own vulnerability. 1085 00:48:34,084 --> 00:48:36,043 Oh, blech, you can't be subtle with these people. 1086 00:48:36,130 --> 00:48:40,003 I'm gonna lobotomize their lies. 1087 00:48:40,090 --> 00:48:41,178 Oh, that's really great. 1088 00:48:41,265 --> 00:48:42,440 I think I should write that down. 1089 00:48:42,527 --> 00:48:44,660 - Isn't that great? - Speechless! 1090 00:48:44,747 --> 00:48:46,096 Good night, girls. 1091 00:48:46,183 --> 00:48:49,012 Ginny, I think it'd be stronger 1092 00:48:49,099 --> 00:48:52,015 if you just speak from your heart, girl. 1093 00:48:52,102 --> 00:48:54,583 Pull on some of the camp experiences 1094 00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:55,845 that you've had. 1095 00:48:55,932 --> 00:48:57,760 People respond to that. 1096 00:48:57,847 --> 00:48:59,327 Thanks, little lamb. 1097 00:48:59,414 --> 00:49:02,634 I really wasn't looking to workshop this. 1098 00:49:02,721 --> 00:49:04,680 Can we just turn off the light? 1099 00:49:04,767 --> 00:49:06,247 Did you call me a lamb? 1100 00:49:06,334 --> 00:49:08,423 Oh! 1101 00:49:15,952 --> 00:49:17,258 Come on. 1102 00:49:17,345 --> 00:49:20,652 We'll bring back a plate for her. 1103 00:49:20,739 --> 00:49:23,873 What are you two doing up so early? 1104 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:25,092 It's 10 o'clock. 1105 00:49:25,179 --> 00:49:26,528 We're about to miss breakfast. 1106 00:49:26,615 --> 00:49:27,746 What? Oh, my God! Yeah. 1107 00:49:27,833 --> 00:49:29,705 Let me get my shoes. Yeah, fine. 1108 00:49:42,196 --> 00:49:43,632 Good morning. 1109 00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:47,592 I tied on one too many nightcaps last night. 1110 00:49:47,679 --> 00:49:51,379 Oh, my. You ladies look bright-eyed. 1111 00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:53,163 Mary! 1112 00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:56,819 Mike? 1113 00:49:56,906 --> 00:49:59,126 Uh, what are you doing here? 1114 00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:02,129 I... wasn't able to reach you. 1115 00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:05,132 I just didn't know if anything were... 1116 00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:09,005 Or if something was wrong. 1117 00:50:09,092 --> 00:50:11,268 Tommy. Mike. 1118 00:50:11,355 --> 00:50:12,878 Good to meet you. 1119 00:50:12,965 --> 00:50:14,358 I'll catch up with you ladies later. 1120 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:21,409 They took our phones when we got here. I told you. 1121 00:50:21,496 --> 00:50:24,064 But you said you'd call from the community phone. 1122 00:50:24,151 --> 00:50:26,196 - I did. - Yeah. Once. 1123 00:50:26,283 --> 00:50:28,111 I got busy. I'm sorry. 1124 00:50:28,198 --> 00:50:29,765 Uh, did you get busy, 1125 00:50:29,852 --> 00:50:32,637 or were you busy getting bullied by... 1126 00:50:32,724 --> 00:50:35,031 I don't really want to talk about this here. 1127 00:50:35,118 --> 00:50:36,902 Okay. How about we talk about it in the car, 1128 00:50:36,989 --> 00:50:38,600 on the way home? 1129 00:50:38,687 --> 00:50:41,690 Hey, you guys, go on to breakfast without me. 1130 00:50:41,777 --> 00:50:44,040 - I'll catch up with you. - Oh. You sure, huh? 1131 00:50:44,127 --> 00:50:45,259 You sure? Yes. 1132 00:50:45,346 --> 00:50:46,695 Yeah. Okay. 1133 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:36,701 Where are your bags? 1134 00:51:36,788 --> 00:51:39,704 Um, you're welcome to stay if you'd like, 1135 00:51:39,791 --> 00:51:42,185 but camp ends on Sunday, 1136 00:51:42,272 --> 00:51:44,405 and I'll go home then. 1137 00:51:44,492 --> 00:51:46,363 I never agreed to you flitting off 1138 00:51:46,450 --> 00:51:48,365 and disappearing for a week. 1139 00:51:48,452 --> 00:51:50,541 In 45 years, have you ever known me 1140 00:51:50,628 --> 00:51:52,587 to flit anywhere? 1141 00:51:52,674 --> 00:51:54,241 I don't know. 1142 00:51:54,328 --> 00:51:56,373 You know, none of this is you. 1143 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,853 The Mary I know 1144 00:51:57,940 --> 00:51:59,768 would've been checking in every morning. 1145 00:51:59,855 --> 00:52:01,422 She would've wanted to know 1146 00:52:01,509 --> 00:52:03,206 if I made it to Andrew's swim meet 1147 00:52:03,293 --> 00:52:04,512 and whether we had gone out to the Longhorn. 1148 00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:06,209 She wouldn't have just disappeared! 1149 00:52:06,296 --> 00:52:10,561 The Mary you know hasn't been happy for 20 years, Mike. 1150 00:52:10,648 --> 00:52:12,607 I'm finally having fun. 1151 00:52:12,694 --> 00:52:14,174 Well, that's news to me. 1152 00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:16,350 I'm sure it is. 1153 00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:18,395 You don't notice anything 1154 00:52:18,482 --> 00:52:20,963 until it directly affects you. 1155 00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:24,140 I allowed my needs, what I wanted 1156 00:52:24,227 --> 00:52:26,186 to take a backseat to you 1157 00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:29,841 and to John, Andrew, to people in distress. 1158 00:52:29,928 --> 00:52:33,889 - Oh, okay. It's about work. - No. I like my work. 1159 00:52:33,976 --> 00:52:35,630 I told you you didn't have to work. 1160 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:38,415 How many times have I said that I would support you? 1161 00:52:38,502 --> 00:52:39,590 Are you getting any info? 1162 00:52:39,677 --> 00:52:41,113 - Shut up. - Oh, shut up, okay? 1163 00:52:41,201 --> 00:52:43,507 - You shut up. - You shut up. 1164 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:45,161 - Shut up. - I am shut up. 1165 00:52:45,248 --> 00:52:49,296 Financially, yes. Emotionally, no. 1166 00:52:49,383 --> 00:52:51,515 - Good for her, man. - Good for her! 1167 00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:53,735 What you're talking about is not support. 1168 00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:54,866 It's ownership. 1169 00:52:54,953 --> 00:52:56,346 Ownership?! 1170 00:52:57,826 --> 00:52:59,436 Okay, um... 1171 00:53:01,699 --> 00:53:04,136 I let you come here. 1172 00:53:04,224 --> 00:53:06,051 But now it's time to go home. 1173 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:10,360 No. 1174 00:53:12,057 --> 00:53:16,192 I don't know what you want. 1175 00:53:16,279 --> 00:53:20,457 I want you to care about me. 1176 00:53:20,544 --> 00:53:23,808 Care about the things I care about. 1177 00:53:27,421 --> 00:53:29,118 Right now... 1178 00:53:29,205 --> 00:53:31,251 I want to stay here with my friends. 1179 00:53:35,037 --> 00:53:36,168 Yeah, I'll... 1180 00:53:37,909 --> 00:53:40,608 I'll be back to pick you up on Sunday. 1181 00:53:40,695 --> 00:53:43,175 Why does everything he says sound like a threat? 1182 00:53:43,263 --> 00:53:44,481 Who does he think he is? 1183 00:53:44,568 --> 00:53:46,048 - I don't know. - I never liked him. 1184 00:53:46,135 --> 00:53:48,442 - No, no, no. - He's cute though. 1185 00:53:48,529 --> 00:53:50,400 - I'm sorry. I didn't say that. - You think everybody's cute. 1186 00:53:50,487 --> 00:53:51,532 I do not. 1187 00:53:54,535 --> 00:53:55,579 Drive safe! 1188 00:53:56,667 --> 00:53:58,582 Good riddance! 1189 00:53:58,669 --> 00:54:00,715 Hope you can take your eyes off your ego 1190 00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:04,414 long enough to keep 'em on the road! 1191 00:54:04,501 --> 00:54:05,937 Oh! "Eyes off your ego." 1192 00:54:06,024 --> 00:54:07,417 I should write that down. 1193 00:54:09,201 --> 00:54:11,508 - Mare. - Little lamb. 1194 00:54:11,595 --> 00:54:14,511 How much of that did you hear? 1195 00:54:14,598 --> 00:54:16,034 Basically all of it. 1196 00:54:16,121 --> 00:54:18,298 But are you okay? 1197 00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:23,303 I-- I just feel so... relieved! 1198 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,131 Like a got a 100-pound weight 1199 00:54:26,218 --> 00:54:27,785 off my shoulders! 1200 00:54:27,872 --> 00:54:30,092 I know it's not a big deal, 1201 00:54:30,179 --> 00:54:33,574 but I feel like I got some kind of a super power. 1202 00:54:33,661 --> 00:54:36,228 That's the power of no. 1203 00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:37,621 Feels good, right? 1204 00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:40,276 Yeah. 1205 00:54:40,363 --> 00:54:42,496 Well, I think, I mean in honor 1206 00:54:42,583 --> 00:54:45,847 of this momentous occasion, 1207 00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:47,892 Mary gets to choose our next activity. 1208 00:54:47,979 --> 00:54:49,372 Yes! 1209 00:54:49,459 --> 00:54:52,462 Do you still want to do the pottery? 1210 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:07,477 Hey, Mare. You sure you're up for this? 1211 00:55:07,564 --> 00:55:10,045 - You smell that? - Oh, yeah. 1212 00:55:10,132 --> 00:55:12,395 This is pure affection. 1213 00:55:12,482 --> 00:55:14,919 Ladies! You ready to tear up some turf? 1214 00:55:15,006 --> 00:55:17,444 Yeah. So archery didn't work out either, eh? 1215 00:55:17,531 --> 00:55:19,359 I'm still exploring. Finding my strengths. 1216 00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:21,143 You're never too old to try something new, right? 1217 00:55:21,230 --> 00:55:23,667 Like probation, which, incidentally, I am now on. 1218 00:55:23,754 --> 00:55:25,539 Oh. 1219 00:55:26,627 --> 00:55:28,106 Oh! Oh! 1220 00:55:28,193 --> 00:55:30,152 Oh! Oh, oh... 1221 00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,197 Come on. Up! 1222 00:55:32,284 --> 00:55:34,417 Oh, God! 1223 00:55:36,376 --> 00:55:40,641 Sorry. Such a powerful beast. Whoo! 1224 00:55:40,728 --> 00:55:44,471 I think, uh, maybe it's better I just observe. 1225 00:55:44,558 --> 00:55:46,386 Whoo-hoo! 1226 00:55:46,473 --> 00:55:49,127 - My God! - She's still got it! 1227 00:55:49,214 --> 00:55:50,868 She sure does. 1228 00:55:50,955 --> 00:55:53,305 I had no idea she was such an adrenaline junkie. 1229 00:55:54,568 --> 00:55:55,699 Wow. 1230 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:58,049 - You gonna ride? - Well, I would, 1231 00:55:58,136 --> 00:56:01,096 but I forgot my chaps at home. 1232 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:08,451 Hey, guys! Watch this! Whoo! 1233 00:56:08,538 --> 00:56:10,497 I'm not sure that's a good idea. 1234 00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:12,063 Should she be going that fast? 1235 00:56:13,587 --> 00:56:15,284 Jimmy! - My boss is gonna kill me! 1236 00:56:15,371 --> 00:56:16,894 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Oh! 1237 00:56:18,505 --> 00:56:19,854 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1238 00:56:19,941 --> 00:56:21,421 Ai-ai-ai! 1239 00:56:21,508 --> 00:56:23,814 Oh! Mary! 1240 00:56:23,901 --> 00:56:25,642 Why did you jump in front of me? 1241 00:56:25,729 --> 00:56:26,904 Are you okay? 1242 00:56:26,991 --> 00:56:29,516 - Jimmy! Aah! - Sorry. Sorry. 1243 00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:31,300 Here. Here you go. 1244 00:56:31,387 --> 00:56:32,910 - Okay. - I'm okay! 1245 00:56:32,997 --> 00:56:34,390 Mare, you good? 1246 00:56:34,477 --> 00:56:35,870 - Yes! - I'll get the horse. 1247 00:56:35,957 --> 00:56:38,263 Would you like some help up? 1248 00:56:38,350 --> 00:56:39,308 I got it. 1249 00:56:42,833 --> 00:56:44,705 You got a little schmutz... 1250 00:56:44,792 --> 00:56:46,446 - like everywhere. - Where? Where is it? 1251 00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:49,449 Well, since we've worked up an appetite, 1252 00:56:49,536 --> 00:56:53,670 um, you care to join us for dinner tonight? 1253 00:56:53,757 --> 00:56:55,498 Oh, well, I mean, that'd be great, 1254 00:56:55,585 --> 00:56:56,891 but I'm not sure Mare's up to... 1255 00:56:56,978 --> 00:56:58,849 We'd love to! 1256 00:56:58,936 --> 00:56:59,850 - Good. - Oh, God. 1257 00:56:59,937 --> 00:57:01,243 Good. Then it's a date! 1258 00:57:01,330 --> 00:57:02,418 Bravo. 1259 00:57:04,289 --> 00:57:06,030 Wait... Wait a minute. 1260 00:57:06,117 --> 00:57:07,945 Did he just say...? 1261 00:57:12,036 --> 00:57:14,125 Well, the food hasn't changed. 1262 00:57:14,212 --> 00:57:15,953 No, it hasn't. 1263 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:17,389 Davidson, I hear 1264 00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:19,435 your son's doing big things in the city. 1265 00:57:19,522 --> 00:57:22,177 Jamie? Yeah, well, smart kid. 1266 00:57:22,264 --> 00:57:23,657 Good business sense. 1267 00:57:23,744 --> 00:57:25,310 Although that whole crypto thing 1268 00:57:25,397 --> 00:57:28,009 still makes my head spin. 1269 00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:30,707 Make way, boys. 1270 00:57:30,794 --> 00:57:32,187 - Ladies. - Wow. 1271 00:57:32,274 --> 00:57:34,276 We were starting to think you were standing us up! 1272 00:57:34,363 --> 00:57:36,974 Nora, there's a seat... Oh, thank you. 1273 00:57:37,061 --> 00:57:38,802 ...if you wanna take that. You know what? 1274 00:57:38,889 --> 00:57:40,412 Why don't we look for another table? 1275 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,806 No. You two, you're off the team. 1276 00:57:42,893 --> 00:57:44,852 - Oh, Ginny! - What? 1277 00:57:44,939 --> 00:57:46,636 It's okay. They were one drink away 1278 00:57:46,723 --> 00:57:48,159 from passing out anyway. 1279 00:57:48,246 --> 00:57:50,205 Ginny, congrats 1280 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:51,815 on an amazing career. 1281 00:57:51,902 --> 00:57:54,775 I hear you're quite the self-help guru now. 1282 00:57:54,862 --> 00:57:56,994 Aah! Ugh! Stevie D, 1283 00:57:57,081 --> 00:58:00,171 it's frowned upon to refer to ourselves as gurus. 1284 00:58:00,258 --> 00:58:01,433 We're not a cult. 1285 00:58:01,521 --> 00:58:03,174 Well, maybe you can give me some tips. 1286 00:58:03,261 --> 00:58:04,654 Uh, no, I'm sorry. You know, 1287 00:58:04,741 --> 00:58:06,482 after my third bestseller, I just... 1288 00:58:06,569 --> 00:58:08,136 I don't do one-on-one's anymore. 1289 00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:11,531 We're going global. Basically, I'm the next Dr. Phil. 1290 00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:12,880 But not a doctor. 1291 00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:14,621 Uh, Brené Brown. 1292 00:58:14,708 --> 00:58:16,448 Again, not a doctor. 1293 00:58:16,536 --> 00:58:18,059 You either, Mary. 1294 00:58:18,146 --> 00:58:19,887 I can get an honorary PhD 1295 00:58:19,974 --> 00:58:22,454 just by picking up the phone. 1296 00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:24,326 - Tommy? - Tommy? You okay? 1297 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,067 Here. 1298 00:58:26,154 --> 00:58:28,460 Probably just a chicken wing down the old windpipe. 1299 00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:30,941 It'll work its way out. Do you want some of my Scotch? 1300 00:58:31,028 --> 00:58:33,378 Oh! Okay. 1301 00:58:36,512 --> 00:58:37,557 - What a launch! - Uh-oh. 1302 00:58:41,256 --> 00:58:43,563 He had a chicken bone caught in his throat. 1303 00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:46,217 We were doing the Heimlich. That's why it... 1304 00:58:46,304 --> 00:58:49,003 Hey, man, I was choking. It wasn't meant for you. 1305 00:58:50,657 --> 00:58:53,964 What the...? I see where this is going. 1306 00:58:54,051 --> 00:58:56,097 Food fight! 1307 00:58:58,186 --> 00:58:59,491 Let's go! 1308 00:59:02,059 --> 00:59:03,887 Unless you want to be in a Stooges' movie, 1309 00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:05,193 let's get out of here! 1310 00:59:07,761 --> 00:59:09,153 Down, baby, down! 1311 00:59:10,546 --> 00:59:12,200 Here! Here! Here! 1312 00:59:12,287 --> 00:59:15,290 Get control! You've gotta stop this from happening! 1313 00:59:18,293 --> 00:59:20,295 ♪ It was like lightning ♪ 1314 00:59:20,382 --> 00:59:22,645 ♪ Everybody was frightening ♪ 1315 00:59:22,732 --> 00:59:25,126 ♪ And the music was soothing... ♪ 1316 00:59:25,213 --> 00:59:27,476 We've got a 10-34 in progress! 1317 00:59:27,563 --> 00:59:29,434 Hot dog and baked potato bombs, 1318 00:59:29,521 --> 00:59:32,176 weenie grenades. Whoa! 1319 00:59:32,263 --> 00:59:34,222 ♪ And it turned into A ballroom blitz ♪ 1320 00:59:34,309 --> 00:59:36,267 ♪ The girl in the corner said "Boy, I wanna warn you"... ♪ 1321 00:59:36,354 --> 00:59:39,053 Ms. Moon is compromised! I'm going in! 1322 00:59:45,581 --> 00:59:49,367 Officer down! Officer down! 1323 00:59:53,328 --> 00:59:55,156 That's the reason... NORA: Yes? 1324 00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:56,897 ...I was hesitant to come 1325 00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:58,202 to this damn thing in the first place. 1326 00:59:58,289 --> 00:59:59,682 Where's the door? 1327 00:59:59,769 --> 01:00:01,205 You know, this is not 1328 01:00:01,292 --> 01:00:02,946 how I hoped dinner would go tonight. 1329 01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:04,469 I'm still hungry. 1330 01:00:06,384 --> 01:00:08,169 Well... Yeah, and-- 1331 01:00:08,256 --> 01:00:09,561 This is a kitchen. 1332 01:00:11,259 --> 01:00:13,783 So, what's for dinner, chef? 1333 01:00:15,350 --> 01:00:17,047 - Oh, no, no, no. - No? 1334 01:00:17,134 --> 01:00:18,962 The only thing I know how to make is... 1335 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:20,529 Is? A reservation. 1336 01:00:20,616 --> 01:00:21,573 Yeah. 1337 01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:22,792 Right. 1338 01:00:22,879 --> 01:00:26,317 But, under the circumstances, um... 1339 01:00:27,492 --> 01:00:28,972 I think I might be able 1340 01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:30,626 - to come up with something. - Oh! 1341 01:00:30,713 --> 01:00:32,454 What do we have? 1342 01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:35,109 Cream cheese and lox. 1343 01:00:35,196 --> 01:00:37,851 I am a bad bitch. 1344 01:00:37,938 --> 01:00:39,635 Come again? 1345 01:00:39,722 --> 01:00:41,463 I was just talking to myself. It's nothing. 1346 01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,030 I do that a lot, and... 1347 01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:46,250 Interesting conversation. 1348 01:00:46,337 --> 01:00:49,166 Okay. Here we go. 1349 01:00:49,253 --> 01:00:51,168 Now the magic happens. 1350 01:00:51,255 --> 01:00:54,084 You know, I've been forcing myself... 1351 01:00:55,782 --> 01:00:58,654 - to go with the flow more. - Oh, uh-huh. 1352 01:00:58,741 --> 01:01:00,351 You know, this is... 1353 01:01:00,438 --> 01:01:04,312 Well, you know, I mean, practice makes perfect. 1354 01:01:04,399 --> 01:01:08,795 Yeah. Or you realize there is no perfect. 1355 01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:13,974 - Oh! - Uh-uh. Not yet. 1356 01:01:22,156 --> 01:01:24,462 Oh! Ooh... 1357 01:01:24,549 --> 01:01:26,856 I mean, what just... What just happened? 1358 01:01:26,943 --> 01:01:30,425 I think you just initiated something. 1359 01:01:30,512 --> 01:01:31,731 You leaned in. 1360 01:01:31,818 --> 01:01:33,428 I leaned in 1361 01:01:33,515 --> 01:01:36,561 to grab the pepper grinder. 1362 01:01:36,648 --> 01:01:37,867 Oh. 1363 01:01:37,954 --> 01:01:39,782 Nora. What? 1364 01:01:39,869 --> 01:01:42,959 I think it's great that you made the first move. 1365 01:01:43,046 --> 01:01:45,483 I didn't! You do? 1366 01:01:45,570 --> 01:01:49,139 - Yeah. - I'm a bad bitch. 1367 01:01:49,226 --> 01:01:51,359 Uh, I wouldn't say that. 1368 01:01:51,446 --> 01:01:53,796 No, no, no, no. Of course you wouldn't. 1369 01:01:53,883 --> 01:01:56,059 But anyway, thank you for inviting us... 1370 01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:58,322 or me tonight or whatever. 1371 01:01:58,409 --> 01:01:59,759 I had fun. I had fun. 1372 01:01:59,846 --> 01:02:00,847 - Yeah? Me too. - Yeah. 1373 01:02:00,934 --> 01:02:03,066 I could walk you home. 1374 01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:05,634 I think I'm going to go and catch up with the girls. 1375 01:02:05,721 --> 01:02:08,550 Well then, I guess I'll just go. 1376 01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:10,900 - Okay. - Yeah, okay. That's fine. 1377 01:02:10,987 --> 01:02:12,859 So we'll, uh... 1378 01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:14,208 So we'll......see you, then. 1379 01:02:14,295 --> 01:02:16,340 Sure. Yeah. 1380 01:02:16,427 --> 01:02:18,865 That's great. That's great. Sure. 1381 01:02:18,952 --> 01:02:22,651 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! I can't... 1382 01:02:22,738 --> 01:02:24,914 Oh! Oh, sorry! 1383 01:02:25,001 --> 01:02:26,698 - You okay? - I was just cleaning up. 1384 01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:28,396 You know how it goes. Yeah. 1385 01:02:28,483 --> 01:02:30,311 I think it'll be fine. Good night. 1386 01:02:30,398 --> 01:02:31,399 Great seeing you. 1387 01:02:31,486 --> 01:02:32,835 - Good night. - Good night. 1388 01:02:34,532 --> 01:02:35,707 Hey! 1389 01:02:37,622 --> 01:02:40,582 Oh, my God, that's a heavy table. 1390 01:02:40,669 --> 01:02:41,626 Is this hickory? 1391 01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:47,763 I'm gonna throw up. 1392 01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:57,251 ♪ Stevie and Nora Sitting in a tree ♪ 1393 01:02:57,338 --> 01:03:01,081 ♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪No, no! No! 1394 01:03:01,168 --> 01:03:03,605 Is that a Sun Chip? 1395 01:03:03,692 --> 01:03:05,346 Oh, no! No, no, no. 1396 01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:07,348 I know you want it. You know you want it. 1397 01:03:07,435 --> 01:03:09,480 God, you're getting food all over the place. 1398 01:03:09,567 --> 01:03:11,831 - What are you doing anyway? - Get the mop, Mary. 1399 01:03:13,789 --> 01:03:14,921 Mary, get the mop. 1400 01:03:17,575 --> 01:03:18,707 You get the mop. 1401 01:03:18,794 --> 01:03:20,840 Hmm? 1402 01:03:20,927 --> 01:03:25,192 If you notice that somebody needs to mop, 1403 01:03:25,279 --> 01:03:27,194 then you can do it 1404 01:03:27,281 --> 01:03:29,761 instead of just pointing it out! Geez! 1405 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:31,763 Mike does that all the time. Aah! 1406 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,504 - I'm so sick of it. - You see? 1407 01:03:33,591 --> 01:03:36,246 - This isn't about me. - Yeah. Actually it is. 1408 01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:39,902 All I ever get from you, Gin, is judgment. 1409 01:03:39,989 --> 01:03:42,122 - Me? - Yes! You! 1410 01:03:42,209 --> 01:03:45,342 Mike. And everybody in my life! 1411 01:03:45,429 --> 01:03:46,691 Oh, boo-hoo, honey. 1412 01:03:46,778 --> 01:03:48,345 If you wanted to make a change, 1413 01:03:48,432 --> 01:03:49,912 you would have. 1414 01:03:49,999 --> 01:03:52,132 It is not that easy, Ginny Moon. 1415 01:03:52,219 --> 01:03:53,960 It is that easy. 1416 01:03:54,047 --> 01:03:56,571 You have to take some ownership of your situation. 1417 01:03:56,658 --> 01:03:58,486 Clearly you like being a doormat 1418 01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:00,662 or you would've packed your bags 1419 01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:02,620 a long time ago. Hey! 1420 01:04:02,707 --> 01:04:04,187 Hey, hey, wait a second. 1421 01:04:04,274 --> 01:04:06,102 There was no reason to tear her down! 1422 01:04:06,189 --> 01:04:07,495 Tear her down? 1423 01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:09,714 That's all I've been hearing for 20 years. 1424 01:04:09,801 --> 01:04:12,152 - Get your shit together, Mary! - No, no. Enough! 1425 01:04:12,239 --> 01:04:14,067 You know, that may be your mantra, okay? 1426 01:04:14,154 --> 01:04:15,895 But it's not fair to force it on... 1427 01:04:15,982 --> 01:04:17,418 - Oh, here we go. - What? 1428 01:04:17,505 --> 01:04:19,246 It's squeaky-clean Nora. 1429 01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:20,769 Scrubbing up all our problems, 1430 01:04:20,856 --> 01:04:22,336 shoving them under the rug, 1431 01:04:22,423 --> 01:04:24,164 covering them up with work-work-work. 1432 01:04:24,251 --> 01:04:25,948 You know, if you stay busy enough, 1433 01:04:26,035 --> 01:04:27,602 maybe you'll never have to confront... 1434 01:04:27,689 --> 01:04:29,343 Okay! You tell me who else 1435 01:04:29,430 --> 01:04:30,779 is going to pay my bills?! Huh? 1436 01:04:30,866 --> 01:04:32,433 Nora, you got plenty of money. 1437 01:04:32,520 --> 01:04:34,348 And maybe you could have someone 1438 01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:36,219 if you weren't so addicted to the grind. 1439 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:37,917 You're on autopilot, baby! 1440 01:04:38,004 --> 01:04:39,744 Oh, thank you, babe. Thank you. 1441 01:04:39,831 --> 01:04:41,572 Thank you for your armchair analysis. 1442 01:04:41,659 --> 01:04:42,922 And I feel so much better. 1443 01:04:43,009 --> 01:04:44,575 I'm not gonna engage with you on this 1444 01:04:44,662 --> 01:04:46,621 because you're not coming from your authentic self. 1445 01:04:46,708 --> 01:04:48,188 What? Oh, yeah? 1446 01:04:48,275 --> 01:04:51,104 That's really ironic coming from Ginny Moon 1447 01:04:51,191 --> 01:04:53,845 aka Jennifer Moskowitz. 1448 01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:55,064 What? 1449 01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:58,720 Oh, what?! No! Oh, okay. 1450 01:04:58,807 --> 01:05:01,941 - That's it for you. Oh! - Oh! Ow! 1451 01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:03,768 Oh, yeah. Like that hurt, huh? 1452 01:05:03,855 --> 01:05:04,987 - Huh? - Huh? 1453 01:05:05,074 --> 01:05:06,075 Huh? 1454 01:05:06,162 --> 01:05:07,207 Oh! Oh, dear! 1455 01:05:07,294 --> 01:05:08,730 Oh, my God! Your face! 1456 01:05:08,817 --> 01:05:10,906 Nora! What? Oh! 1457 01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:14,127 Is that your cell phone? 1458 01:05:14,214 --> 01:05:18,000 Have you had your phone on you this entire time?! 1459 01:05:18,087 --> 01:05:19,567 No! 1460 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:22,613 Oh, okay, I-- Aah! 1461 01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:24,354 Don't lie to us! 1462 01:05:24,441 --> 01:05:26,095 What's the big deal? I wasn't even using it. 1463 01:05:26,182 --> 01:05:27,792 Big deal is that I needed a phone 1464 01:05:27,879 --> 01:05:29,229 to check in on my family. 1465 01:05:29,316 --> 01:05:31,535 Nora needed a phone to check in at work, 1466 01:05:31,622 --> 01:05:33,581 and you were hiding one! 1467 01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:36,279 But the rules don't apply to you, do they, Ginny? 1468 01:05:36,366 --> 01:05:38,934 Do you even care about us? 1469 01:05:39,021 --> 01:05:40,805 - No, no, no. No! - Oh! 1470 01:05:40,892 --> 01:05:43,330 - Stop. - Of course I care about you! 1471 01:05:43,417 --> 01:05:45,897 You think I would've done all this 1472 01:05:45,985 --> 01:05:48,465 just to get you two to gang up on me? 1473 01:05:48,552 --> 01:05:50,293 I spent a quarter of a million dollars 1474 01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:52,252 setting this whole thing up. 1475 01:05:52,339 --> 01:05:53,949 This whole reunion was you? 1476 01:05:57,170 --> 01:06:00,303 Was this all some big scheme 1477 01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:02,610 to just... to fix us? 1478 01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:04,829 It was the only way I could get the two of you 1479 01:06:04,916 --> 01:06:06,179 to spend time with me. 1480 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:08,572 - You're a psychopath. - No, no-- Oh! 1481 01:06:08,659 --> 01:06:11,532 - At least I'm on a path, babe. - No, no--! 1482 01:06:11,619 --> 01:06:13,142 To destruction! 1483 01:06:13,229 --> 01:06:14,709 You may not like my methods, 1484 01:06:14,796 --> 01:06:16,276 but I'm helping people! 1485 01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:18,974 Well, maybe people don't want to be helped! 1486 01:06:19,061 --> 01:06:21,455 Okay, that's it. I'm leaving. Oh! 1487 01:06:21,542 --> 01:06:23,283 Not if I leave first! 1488 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,937 Oh, fuck you, pillow. 1489 01:06:26,025 --> 01:06:28,288 Okay. If you're gonna go, just go! 1490 01:06:29,593 --> 01:06:31,639 Take a hike! 1491 01:06:45,087 --> 01:06:46,480 No. 1492 01:06:51,615 --> 01:06:53,704 Oh. Gotcha. 1493 01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:01,843 Oh... 1494 01:07:05,194 --> 01:07:08,458 Alarm engaged. Sound in three, two, one... 1495 01:07:08,545 --> 01:07:09,807 Oh, my God! 1496 01:07:09,894 --> 01:07:11,374 Wait a minute! Hold the phone! 1497 01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:13,028 It's 2-5-2-5. 1498 01:07:16,292 --> 01:07:18,860 Oh, my God. My goodness. 1499 01:07:18,947 --> 01:07:21,080 Hello, Ginny Moon. 1500 01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:24,866 Oh. I'll just log in as myself. 1501 01:07:24,953 --> 01:07:26,259 There you go. 1502 01:07:26,346 --> 01:07:30,567 Call Kris Thompson-Grey. 1503 01:07:30,654 --> 01:07:33,396 Did you say call Christ Church Alliance? 1504 01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,311 No, no! No, no, no, no. Call Kris-- 1505 01:07:35,398 --> 01:07:37,922 Aah! Thompson-Grey! 1506 01:07:38,009 --> 01:07:39,794 No, no, no, no. Calling Christ Church Alliance. 1507 01:07:39,881 --> 01:07:41,622 Hang up! Oh, shoot. Oh, God! 1508 01:07:41,709 --> 01:07:43,624 Hello, you've reached... 1509 01:07:43,711 --> 01:07:46,366 Goddamn it, you piece of shit! - Christ Church Alliance. 1510 01:07:46,453 --> 01:07:49,020 Okay. 1511 01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:55,418 You have 244 unread messages. 1512 01:07:57,768 --> 01:07:58,856 Okay. Calm down. 1513 01:08:13,219 --> 01:08:14,872 Aah! Oh! Oh... 1514 01:08:14,959 --> 01:08:16,439 Nora? Is that you? 1515 01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:18,572 Good morning. 1516 01:08:18,659 --> 01:08:20,835 What are you doing sleeping in this thing? 1517 01:08:20,922 --> 01:08:23,577 I just dozed off. It's nothing, you know. 1518 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:25,709 - I'm fine. - Can I come in? 1519 01:08:25,796 --> 01:08:27,015 Well, yes. 1520 01:08:30,279 --> 01:08:32,063 Wow! Yeah. 1521 01:08:33,717 --> 01:08:35,154 Very cool. 1522 01:08:35,241 --> 01:08:37,721 Yep. 1523 01:08:37,808 --> 01:08:41,029 Yeah. Must be nice to have famous friends, huh? 1524 01:08:41,116 --> 01:08:42,552 - Of course. - Is that, uh... 1525 01:08:42,639 --> 01:08:44,772 - What? Huh? - Is that barbecue sauce? 1526 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:46,904 Huh? 1527 01:08:46,991 --> 01:08:48,776 Ugh. 1528 01:08:48,863 --> 01:08:52,083 Nora. Have you been working all night? 1529 01:08:52,171 --> 01:08:53,563 No, no, no. No. 1530 01:08:53,650 --> 01:08:55,913 What? 1531 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:57,567 - No. - No, really, just tell me. 1532 01:08:57,654 --> 01:08:59,482 Go ahead. You can say it. I see your face. 1533 01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:01,615 - Yeah. Yeah, I know. - Well, what is it? 1534 01:09:01,702 --> 01:09:03,530 - It's nothing. - Is it pity or disappointment? 1535 01:09:03,617 --> 01:09:06,663 It's not-- I could never be disappointed in you. 1536 01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:07,969 It's... What? 1537 01:09:08,056 --> 01:09:10,101 It's recognition. Okay? 1538 01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,669 I was this close to being in your same place. 1539 01:09:12,756 --> 01:09:16,195 But you're further gone than I was. 1540 01:09:16,282 --> 01:09:18,936 Well, always an overachiever. 1541 01:09:19,023 --> 01:09:20,982 If I'm gonna be a workaholic, 1542 01:09:21,069 --> 01:09:22,505 then I'm gonna be the best one there is! 1543 01:09:22,592 --> 01:09:26,074 It's a drug. It's a hard habit to kick, believe me. 1544 01:09:26,161 --> 01:09:29,686 When you're addicted to your work... 1545 01:09:29,773 --> 01:09:32,428 rock bottom feels like... 1546 01:09:34,343 --> 01:09:35,344 winning. 1547 01:09:35,431 --> 01:09:37,346 Huh? 1548 01:09:37,433 --> 01:09:39,435 Oh. Oh, God. 1549 01:09:39,522 --> 01:09:41,002 It's, uh... Oh. 1550 01:09:41,089 --> 01:09:42,699 You know what? I'll, uh... 1551 01:09:42,786 --> 01:09:44,353 - I'll leave you to it. - Oh. 1552 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:49,053 Oh, okay. Fine. Bye. 1553 01:10:00,195 --> 01:10:01,588 You know what? 1554 01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:05,374 Ah, shit. 1555 01:10:07,158 --> 01:10:08,595 Um... 1556 01:10:08,682 --> 01:10:09,596 Hey! 1557 01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,467 Hey. 1558 01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:15,558 Just... 1559 01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:31,618 I thought you were a bear. 1560 01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:32,836 I wish. 1561 01:10:32,923 --> 01:10:34,751 You do? 1562 01:10:34,838 --> 01:10:36,927 No. I was gonna think of something 1563 01:10:37,014 --> 01:10:39,190 charming to say, and then you startled me 1564 01:10:39,278 --> 01:10:41,410 when you screamed. 1565 01:10:46,807 --> 01:10:48,896 Oh, wait. Were you having a contemplative moment? 1566 01:10:48,983 --> 01:10:50,419 I'm sorry if I disturbed you. 1567 01:10:50,506 --> 01:10:53,857 No, you didn't. Come on. I'd like the company. Sit. 1568 01:10:55,468 --> 01:10:56,730 Coffee? 1569 01:10:56,817 --> 01:10:57,948 Yes, please. 1570 01:10:58,035 --> 01:11:00,342 I never do things like this. 1571 01:11:00,429 --> 01:11:02,475 What? Take a walk in the woods? 1572 01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:05,086 I mean, just putting myself first. 1573 01:11:05,173 --> 01:11:07,349 You know, I raised my kids. 1574 01:11:07,436 --> 01:11:09,482 Now I'm raising grandkids. 1575 01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:12,398 I take Camille to ballet class. 1576 01:11:12,485 --> 01:11:15,662 I gotta cover people's shift at work. 1577 01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:20,884 Help Mike find a caboose for his vintage train set. 1578 01:11:20,971 --> 01:11:22,625 Oh, heh! Sorry. 1579 01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:25,236 I just unloaded all that. 1580 01:11:25,324 --> 01:11:26,542 Sorry. 1581 01:11:26,629 --> 01:11:28,283 No. You don't have to apologize. 1582 01:11:28,370 --> 01:11:30,633 Sorry. Oh, I... 1583 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:33,462 ...said it again. All right. 1584 01:11:33,549 --> 01:11:35,638 Okay. You know, not to overstep. 1585 01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:37,771 Mary, I think you're a whole lot more capable 1586 01:11:37,858 --> 01:11:40,513 than you give yourself credit for. 1587 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,689 I think so too. 1588 01:11:42,776 --> 01:11:47,998 I mean, there's so many things that I have always wanted. 1589 01:11:48,085 --> 01:11:52,699 I had beautiful children. I've got a lovely home. 1590 01:11:52,786 --> 01:11:56,746 Everybody's healthy. Who am I to want more? 1591 01:11:58,792 --> 01:12:00,750 But I do, Tommy. 1592 01:12:00,837 --> 01:12:02,926 I could've been a doctor. 1593 01:12:03,013 --> 01:12:04,972 I should have been a doctor. 1594 01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:08,628 I was at the top of my med school class. 1595 01:12:08,715 --> 01:12:09,759 Then I got pregnant. 1596 01:12:09,846 --> 01:12:11,457 Oh, God. 1597 01:12:11,544 --> 01:12:14,460 Oh! I can't believe I said all that out loud. 1598 01:12:14,547 --> 01:12:16,897 - It's okay. - Oh, no. I'm sorry. 1599 01:12:16,984 --> 01:12:20,422 I just-- I hijacked the whole conversation, 1600 01:12:20,509 --> 01:12:23,251 making it about me. 1601 01:12:23,338 --> 01:12:27,211 But it's nice just to be able to speak. 1602 01:12:27,298 --> 01:12:31,433 I am so, so tired of shutting up. 1603 01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,522 Can you say something now? 1604 01:12:33,609 --> 01:12:36,656 No. I'm just here to hear. 1605 01:12:36,743 --> 01:12:38,614 I enjoy listening to you. 1606 01:12:40,050 --> 01:12:43,750 That is an underrated skillset. 1607 01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:49,103 Hey, um, do you think we could do this again sometime? 1608 01:12:50,757 --> 01:12:52,454 I promise I will... 1609 01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:54,935 I'll let you get a word in every now and then. 1610 01:12:55,022 --> 01:12:56,371 You sure about that? 1611 01:12:57,764 --> 01:12:59,983 Stop! God. 1612 01:13:03,073 --> 01:13:05,162 I used to love swimming. 1613 01:13:05,249 --> 01:13:08,296 I'd wake up every morning to do laps before work. 1614 01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:12,518 Every part of that sounds miserable to me. 1615 01:13:12,605 --> 01:13:14,128 Okay? 1616 01:13:14,215 --> 01:13:15,651 - Okay. - Why did you quit? 1617 01:13:15,738 --> 01:13:18,959 Oh, I let work creep in and consume everything. 1618 01:13:19,046 --> 01:13:23,006 I set boundaries for my life now. 1619 01:13:23,093 --> 01:13:26,619 Small step, but seems to be working. 1620 01:13:26,706 --> 01:13:30,013 Well, no one is gonna be able to take on what I do. 1621 01:13:30,100 --> 01:13:32,494 Well, someone thinks highly of herself. 1622 01:13:32,581 --> 01:13:34,888 Oh, no. 1623 01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:38,587 Okay. What would happen if you died? 1624 01:13:38,674 --> 01:13:40,589 - Oh. - Too morbid? 1625 01:13:40,676 --> 01:13:42,635 Someone would step in... 1626 01:13:42,722 --> 01:13:44,637 Mm-hmm....and figure it out. 1627 01:13:44,724 --> 01:13:46,465 And if they didn't, you wouldn't care. 1628 01:13:46,552 --> 01:13:48,902 - You'd be dead. - Can we just stop talking 1629 01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:50,338 about me being dead? 1630 01:13:50,425 --> 01:13:52,166 - Yes. Okay. Sure. - Okay. 1631 01:13:53,559 --> 01:13:54,951 One more thing about being dead. 1632 01:13:55,038 --> 01:13:56,431 Okay, one more thing about being... 1633 01:13:56,518 --> 01:13:57,911 - But it's about me. - Okay. It's about you. 1634 01:13:57,998 --> 01:14:00,783 So I'm guessing that's a better scenario for you. 1635 01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:02,872 That is arguably worse. 1636 01:14:02,959 --> 01:14:05,658 Well, I'll take that as a compliment. 1637 01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:08,791 Sixteen years ago, I had a heart attack. 1638 01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:10,227 - Oh. - Big one. 1639 01:14:10,314 --> 01:14:13,317 Next morning, I wake up in a hospital room. 1640 01:14:13,404 --> 01:14:14,841 Oh... 1641 01:14:14,928 --> 01:14:17,321 Now, if this was a movie... Yeah? 1642 01:14:17,408 --> 01:14:20,760 ...and let's say Tom Hanks was playing me, 1643 01:14:20,847 --> 01:14:23,327 he would've woken up in that hospital room 1644 01:14:23,414 --> 01:14:25,591 - surrounded by loved ones. - Yeah. 1645 01:14:25,678 --> 01:14:27,767 Well, it didn't happen that way. 1646 01:14:27,854 --> 01:14:30,683 I woke up alone. 1647 01:14:30,770 --> 01:14:35,514 So, what, you just decided to change like that? 1648 01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,037 The meeting I was in 1649 01:14:37,124 --> 01:14:39,256 was to discuss selling the company. 1650 01:14:39,343 --> 01:14:42,346 - Uh-huh. - My collapsing in the board room 1651 01:14:42,433 --> 01:14:47,003 didn't do much to, uh, instill confidence. 1652 01:14:47,090 --> 01:14:48,570 So between the bed rest 1653 01:14:48,657 --> 01:14:50,877 and the, uh, hostile takeover, 1654 01:14:50,964 --> 01:14:52,879 I had a lot of time to think about 1655 01:14:52,966 --> 01:14:57,144 what I had done and not done with my life. 1656 01:14:57,231 --> 01:15:00,495 'Cause when my kids finally did show up, 1657 01:15:00,582 --> 01:15:02,584 they weren't buying the, uh, 1658 01:15:02,671 --> 01:15:04,238 It's a Wonderful Life epiphany 1659 01:15:04,325 --> 01:15:06,327 their father had just experienced. 1660 01:15:06,414 --> 01:15:09,504 Oh. But then, so what did you do? 1661 01:15:09,591 --> 01:15:12,986 - I started showing up. - Oh. 1662 01:15:13,073 --> 01:15:14,335 It's never-ending. 1663 01:15:14,422 --> 01:15:15,858 - Okay? - Mm-hmm. 1664 01:15:15,945 --> 01:15:19,427 I have to pretend still to love golf 1665 01:15:19,514 --> 01:15:22,735 just so I can spend four hours a week with my son. 1666 01:15:22,822 --> 01:15:24,998 But things are a lot better now with him 1667 01:15:25,085 --> 01:15:28,175 than, uh... Than they were. 1668 01:15:28,262 --> 01:15:33,702 Life is more than work, Nora. 1669 01:15:33,789 --> 01:15:36,313 I don't know. I don't. 1670 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,794 I just feel like work is all I have anymore. 1671 01:15:38,881 --> 01:15:41,449 - You've got your friends. - Mm-hmm. 1672 01:15:41,536 --> 01:15:44,017 If they don't hate me for neglecting them 1673 01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:45,322 for the last 40 years. 1674 01:15:45,409 --> 01:15:46,846 You're too lovable to hate. 1675 01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,287 I was thinking, and I don't want to be too forward. 1676 01:15:53,374 --> 01:15:56,333 It would be nice to see you again. 1677 01:15:58,684 --> 01:16:00,337 In the real world? 1678 01:16:00,424 --> 01:16:01,425 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 1679 01:16:01,512 --> 01:16:03,558 Do you have a business card? 1680 01:16:06,256 --> 01:16:07,214 Oh! 1681 01:16:07,301 --> 01:16:09,390 Yeah! 1682 01:16:36,373 --> 01:16:37,810 Shit. 1683 01:16:44,033 --> 01:16:49,169 A wise man once said, "that's what friends are for!" 1684 01:16:49,256 --> 01:16:50,910 But for what? 1685 01:16:50,997 --> 01:16:53,477 He didn't clarify. He didn't... 1686 01:16:56,263 --> 01:16:59,048 Because a wise man, 1687 01:16:59,135 --> 01:17:02,225 maybe he doesn't even have any real friends. 1688 01:17:02,312 --> 01:17:03,444 Shit. 1689 01:17:06,403 --> 01:17:07,666 Um... 1690 01:17:10,494 --> 01:17:16,022 Sometimes friends turn their backs on you... 1691 01:17:16,109 --> 01:17:18,198 just for years! 1692 01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,547 I'm not naming any names. 1693 01:17:19,634 --> 01:17:21,244 Mary. Nora. 1694 01:17:26,206 --> 01:17:28,077 Are you cleaning up deer shit? 1695 01:17:28,164 --> 01:17:31,211 Yeah. They don't trust me to do anything else and... 1696 01:17:31,298 --> 01:17:33,692 I don't make sense in a lot of working environments, so... 1697 01:17:33,779 --> 01:17:35,998 Yeah. Deer shit. Scat. 1698 01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:37,913 It's probably a good idea to leave the scat. 1699 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:39,785 It's a natural fertilizer. 1700 01:17:42,439 --> 01:17:43,832 If you were lonely, 1701 01:17:43,919 --> 01:17:45,312 why didn't you just call your friends? 1702 01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:47,227 You didn't have to orchestrate a reunion 1703 01:17:47,314 --> 01:17:48,707 just to give them a speech. 1704 01:17:48,794 --> 01:17:50,926 Yeah, I knew you were eavesdropping on me. 1705 01:17:51,013 --> 01:17:52,406 You were pretty loud. 1706 01:17:53,886 --> 01:17:55,409 Okay. I see what you're doing. 1707 01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:57,759 You're just trying to flip this thing back on me. 1708 01:17:57,846 --> 01:18:00,196 You know, they would never have agreed to hang with me 1709 01:18:00,283 --> 01:18:02,459 - if I just called 'em. - How do you know? 1710 01:18:02,546 --> 01:18:04,461 Because I know. 1711 01:18:04,548 --> 01:18:06,942 - What if you're wrong? - It's never happened. 1712 01:18:07,029 --> 01:18:10,467 Well, maybe in an effort to keep your friends close, 1713 01:18:10,554 --> 01:18:12,339 you ended up trying to control things 1714 01:18:12,426 --> 01:18:14,733 so you wouldn't get hurt. 1715 01:18:14,820 --> 01:18:18,258 No offense, but you're not smart enough 1716 01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:20,303 to psychoanalyze me. 1717 01:18:26,745 --> 01:18:28,485 That hurt my feelings. 1718 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:40,933 Um, by the way, there's E. coli in deer scat, 1719 01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:42,891 and it's not safe to have around kids. 1720 01:18:42,978 --> 01:18:45,546 So it does need to get picked up. 1721 01:19:10,658 --> 01:19:14,314 Oh! God. Oh, no! Wait a second. 1722 01:19:14,401 --> 01:19:17,143 Okay. There. There. 1723 01:19:17,230 --> 01:19:18,535 Nora? 1724 01:19:18,622 --> 01:19:19,841 Oh! Nora? 1725 01:19:19,928 --> 01:19:21,103 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1726 01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:23,105 Stop. It's just me. 1727 01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:25,020 Oh, thank goodness. I'm so grateful. 1728 01:19:25,107 --> 01:19:26,892 So stupid. 1729 01:19:26,979 --> 01:19:28,328 Having to creep around 1730 01:19:28,415 --> 01:19:29,633 so I can shower and get ready. 1731 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,200 At least you had an out. 1732 01:19:31,287 --> 01:19:33,115 I had a full night of her in my ear all night 1733 01:19:33,202 --> 01:19:36,075 - while I was trying to sleep. - Did she just go on and on 1734 01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:37,554 about how awful I am? 1735 01:19:37,641 --> 01:19:39,643 Probably. I put in earplugs. 1736 01:19:39,730 --> 01:19:40,949 I tuned her butt out. 1737 01:19:41,036 --> 01:19:44,213 I mean, this whole thing 1738 01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:46,520 is just so weird. 1739 01:19:46,607 --> 01:19:49,218 Like, who replaces their friends' entire wardrobe? 1740 01:19:49,305 --> 01:19:51,873 She has to curate everything, 1741 01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:53,788 down to the silk neckerchief. 1742 01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:55,181 She always has. 1743 01:19:55,268 --> 01:19:56,791 Remember when she insisted 1744 01:19:56,878 --> 01:19:58,837 on throwing John a bar mitzvah? 1745 01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:01,317 I had to drive him to the Hebrew tutor 1746 01:20:01,404 --> 01:20:02,536 for six months straight! 1747 01:20:02,623 --> 01:20:04,712 We're Episcopalian! 1748 01:20:04,799 --> 01:20:06,496 But it was a great party, though. 1749 01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:08,194 It was a great party. 1750 01:20:08,281 --> 01:20:10,631 Yeah. Yeah. 1751 01:20:10,718 --> 01:20:12,024 Oh... 1752 01:20:12,111 --> 01:20:14,374 You know what, this... 1753 01:20:14,461 --> 01:20:18,030 This scarf is very you. 1754 01:20:18,117 --> 01:20:20,728 Yeah. It is, isn't it? 1755 01:20:22,034 --> 01:20:23,600 Nora? What? 1756 01:20:23,687 --> 01:20:25,385 Are we the assholes? 1757 01:20:25,472 --> 01:20:26,952 No! 1758 01:20:27,039 --> 01:20:29,084 Well, I forgot her birthday this year! 1759 01:20:29,171 --> 01:20:31,434 Oh, I know. I read about it in People, 1760 01:20:31,521 --> 01:20:33,654 then I sent her some flowers a week late. 1761 01:20:33,741 --> 01:20:36,396 You know what? I didn't send anything. 1762 01:20:36,483 --> 01:20:38,659 I mean, when is her birthday? I don't know! 1763 01:20:38,746 --> 01:20:41,096 It's in January. January 20... 1764 01:20:43,229 --> 01:20:46,101 - I feel so bad. - Third? It's one of the 20s. 1765 01:20:46,188 --> 01:20:47,668 Maybe we are the assholes. 1766 01:20:47,755 --> 01:20:49,496 I don't know what to make of me. 1767 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,541 Oh, shit. Yeah. 1768 01:20:51,628 --> 01:20:53,717 Ooh... 1769 01:20:53,804 --> 01:20:55,415 Assholes. 1770 01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:05,164 Thank you, thank you. Thank you so much for having me. 1771 01:21:05,251 --> 01:21:07,514 And, um, I think you should give yourselves 1772 01:21:07,601 --> 01:21:08,994 a big round of applause 1773 01:21:09,081 --> 01:21:11,213 for making it through seven days in bunk beds. 1774 01:21:14,086 --> 01:21:17,480 It's not as easy 60 years down the line. 1775 01:21:22,921 --> 01:21:25,793 So, um... Uh... 1776 01:21:30,276 --> 01:21:33,496 Is it just me, or is it really warm up here? 1777 01:21:33,583 --> 01:21:34,933 What's going on? 1778 01:21:36,282 --> 01:21:38,240 It's just... It's just me, okay. 1779 01:21:39,372 --> 01:21:40,242 Um... 1780 01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:44,464 A lot of-- A lot of us have gotten 1781 01:21:44,551 --> 01:21:46,379 settled in our ways. 1782 01:21:46,466 --> 01:21:48,294 Stuck in a rut. 1783 01:21:48,381 --> 01:21:51,123 Get your shit together! 1784 01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:54,082 I don't know if that was at me or with me. 1785 01:21:54,169 --> 01:21:56,737 Uh, but I'm just... 1786 01:21:58,826 --> 01:22:00,959 I'm now realizing it's... 1787 01:22:01,046 --> 01:22:03,396 It's a very aggressive thing to say to someone 1788 01:22:03,483 --> 01:22:05,267 when they may be trying their best. 1789 01:22:06,703 --> 01:22:07,922 And that's why I loved 1790 01:22:08,009 --> 01:22:09,793 the idea of a camp reunion. 1791 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,839 Aw... To get everyone 1792 01:22:11,926 --> 01:22:14,450 out of their comfort zones. 1793 01:22:16,539 --> 01:22:18,454 Which I am now, apparently. 1794 01:22:22,154 --> 01:22:23,807 And you know what? 1795 01:22:26,985 --> 01:22:29,378 It is what it is. 1796 01:22:29,465 --> 01:22:32,642 The pressure of trying to be perfect all the time 1797 01:22:32,729 --> 01:22:34,731 and in control is just... 1798 01:22:34,818 --> 01:22:37,125 It's just infuriating! 1799 01:22:37,212 --> 01:22:38,735 Spoiler alert: 1800 01:22:38,822 --> 01:22:41,347 I don't have my shit together! 1801 01:22:41,434 --> 01:22:44,045 Sometimes-- Oftentimes, 1802 01:22:44,132 --> 01:22:46,482 it's just out of your control. 1803 01:22:46,569 --> 01:22:48,354 And you can't... 1804 01:22:48,441 --> 01:22:50,573 You know, if you... If you try to... 1805 01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:52,575 If you try to hold on to things... 1806 01:22:52,662 --> 01:22:54,186 If you-- If you try... 1807 01:22:55,578 --> 01:22:57,102 If you... 1808 01:22:59,843 --> 01:23:01,367 If you try to hold onto things, 1809 01:23:01,454 --> 01:23:02,803 they break. 1810 01:23:10,811 --> 01:23:13,031 I thought organizing this weekend 1811 01:23:13,118 --> 01:23:15,076 would force my friends to... 1812 01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:18,688 - To see that they needed me. - Oh... 1813 01:23:18,775 --> 01:23:20,864 To optimize their own lives. 1814 01:23:20,951 --> 01:23:23,128 But that's not what happened. 1815 01:23:25,391 --> 01:23:28,307 The most wonderful moments we had all week 1816 01:23:28,394 --> 01:23:30,265 were just totally unexpected. 1817 01:23:32,006 --> 01:23:34,617 Because it didn't matter what was happening 1818 01:23:34,704 --> 01:23:37,011 as long as we were all together. 1819 01:23:39,361 --> 01:23:45,541 And I guess that's the point of camp. 1820 01:23:45,628 --> 01:23:51,939 To reclaim that... That childhood nonchalance. 1821 01:23:53,593 --> 01:23:56,378 Because that's when meaningful change happens. 1822 01:23:58,641 --> 01:24:01,296 When you feel safe enough to let your guard down. 1823 01:24:01,383 --> 01:24:03,777 So I hope all of you 1824 01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:06,606 have let your shit hang out this week. 1825 01:24:08,086 --> 01:24:10,088 And I hope you have many more 1826 01:24:10,175 --> 01:24:11,611 of those messy moments, 1827 01:24:11,698 --> 01:24:15,049 because it's more important being together 1828 01:24:15,136 --> 01:24:17,182 than having your shit together. 1829 01:24:20,315 --> 01:24:21,447 Thank you. 1830 01:25:06,144 --> 01:25:07,101 Gin. 1831 01:25:11,149 --> 01:25:13,934 You didn't have to pay for all of this 1832 01:25:14,021 --> 01:25:16,110 to get us to hang out with you. 1833 01:25:18,591 --> 01:25:19,461 I didn't know. 1834 01:25:21,855 --> 01:25:23,117 I've just... 1835 01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:25,728 been there... 1836 01:25:27,295 --> 01:25:29,906 living vicariously through your life events. 1837 01:25:31,995 --> 01:25:33,693 Weddings, baptisms... 1838 01:25:33,780 --> 01:25:35,173 Funerals. 1839 01:25:38,132 --> 01:25:39,481 Well, yeah. 1840 01:25:41,396 --> 01:25:43,659 But I've never had one of my own. 1841 01:25:43,746 --> 01:25:46,358 Not a funeral, but, I mean... 1842 01:25:46,445 --> 01:25:47,924 a life event. 1843 01:25:49,839 --> 01:25:51,580 And I wanted to create one... 1844 01:25:53,582 --> 01:25:55,018 with the two of you. 1845 01:26:00,763 --> 01:26:02,156 My family. 1846 01:26:05,899 --> 01:26:08,249 But I understand if you're both mad, so... 1847 01:26:10,599 --> 01:26:12,166 We can say goodbye now. 1848 01:26:13,689 --> 01:26:17,345 You can head out early to the airport. 1849 01:26:17,432 --> 01:26:22,350 Well, since tomorrow is our last day... 1850 01:26:22,437 --> 01:26:24,222 well, what would you think about 1851 01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:28,095 maybe giving the Sky Canopy a try? 1852 01:26:30,140 --> 01:26:31,490 Really? 1853 01:26:31,577 --> 01:26:33,231 Hell yeah! 1854 01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:38,932 Aah! Oh, no, no. Oh, God. 1855 01:26:39,019 --> 01:26:40,847 What was I thinking? 1856 01:26:40,934 --> 01:26:43,850 You'll be fine. You're 100 feet up, tops. 1857 01:26:43,937 --> 01:26:45,808 Are you qualified for this? 1858 01:26:45,895 --> 01:26:47,636 I got a new gig. Yeah. 1859 01:26:47,723 --> 01:26:49,769 I hired him to be my media manager. 1860 01:26:49,856 --> 01:26:52,293 - What? - Generating content as we expand 1861 01:26:52,380 --> 01:26:53,686 into the digital space. 1862 01:26:53,773 --> 01:26:55,253 He thinks I'm very meme-able. 1863 01:26:55,340 --> 01:26:57,429 Apparently I excel in a more hands-off approach. 1864 01:26:57,516 --> 01:26:59,735 Oh! There you go. Oh, God! 1865 01:26:59,822 --> 01:27:01,563 Oh, please! Oh, no, no, no! 1866 01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:05,088 Nora. We'll be with you the entire time. 1867 01:27:06,525 --> 01:27:08,657 No, stop it! Please! 1868 01:27:08,744 --> 01:27:11,007 I actually this the squirrel cage 1869 01:27:11,094 --> 01:27:12,879 because, uh, they used to call me 1870 01:27:12,966 --> 01:27:14,533 squirrelly in junior college. 1871 01:27:16,056 --> 01:27:18,232 I didn't graduate. 1872 01:27:18,319 --> 01:27:20,365 See? All good. 1873 01:27:20,452 --> 01:27:22,889 - Mm-hmm. - You bring up the rear. 1874 01:27:22,976 --> 01:27:26,414 I would not recommend looking down. 1875 01:27:26,501 --> 01:27:28,895 Hold, just quick still. Quick still. 1876 01:27:28,982 --> 01:27:31,114 No, no, no...!Yeah! 1877 01:27:39,993 --> 01:27:42,343 This one does suck, I'm not gonna lie. 1878 01:27:42,430 --> 01:27:44,040 It's deeply scary. 1879 01:27:47,870 --> 01:27:49,524 Whew! 1880 01:27:49,611 --> 01:27:52,614 You got this! Don't look down! 1881 01:27:52,701 --> 01:27:54,137 Okay. 1882 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,662 Just keep moving! 1883 01:27:56,749 --> 01:27:58,794 I am moving! I'm moving. 1884 01:27:58,881 --> 01:28:00,709 Yes, but not forward. 1885 01:28:00,796 --> 01:28:02,363 I see what you're doing. I do. I see it. 1886 01:28:02,450 --> 01:28:03,973 - What? - The subtext. 1887 01:28:04,060 --> 01:28:06,933 Nora! You're literally not moving forward! 1888 01:28:07,020 --> 01:28:08,500 I know! 1889 01:28:08,587 --> 01:28:10,980 I'm sacrificing my friends for my job. 1890 01:28:11,067 --> 01:28:13,853 And want my friends! I really do. 1891 01:28:13,940 --> 01:28:14,897 I want them! 1892 01:28:14,984 --> 01:28:16,334 - Hey, Nora? - What? 1893 01:28:17,900 --> 01:28:19,511 You keep your eyes on mine. 1894 01:28:21,426 --> 01:28:22,731 You trust me? 1895 01:28:22,818 --> 01:28:24,211 No. 1896 01:28:24,298 --> 01:28:27,562 Fair enough. I deserve that. 1897 01:28:27,649 --> 01:28:30,130 I haven't been the most trustworthy 1898 01:28:30,217 --> 01:28:31,479 or authentic friend. 1899 01:28:33,351 --> 01:28:35,483 I've been so controlling. 1900 01:28:35,570 --> 01:28:37,877 And, you know, that I've been trying 1901 01:28:37,964 --> 01:28:39,879 to fix you and Mary. 1902 01:28:42,011 --> 01:28:44,274 Being Ginny Moon. 1903 01:28:44,362 --> 01:28:46,233 Bullying other people. 1904 01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:48,104 Changing their lives. 1905 01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:52,195 It's so much easier 1906 01:28:52,282 --> 01:28:54,241 than being Jenny Moskowitz... 1907 01:28:54,328 --> 01:28:56,112 I understand....who really needs 1908 01:28:56,199 --> 01:28:57,984 to get her shit together. 1909 01:28:58,071 --> 01:28:59,507 - Yep. - Oh, my God... 1910 01:28:59,594 --> 01:29:01,291 One more... 1911 01:29:02,858 --> 01:29:05,252 There you go! There you go! 1912 01:29:05,339 --> 01:29:08,298 I'm so happy. I'm alive. 1913 01:29:08,386 --> 01:29:12,172 Oh, God! You are the real deal. 1914 01:29:12,259 --> 01:29:15,001 That was the real deal, do you hear me? 1915 01:29:15,088 --> 01:29:19,005 When you're vulnerable, it's inspiring. 1916 01:29:19,092 --> 01:29:21,399 I feel like I can do anything! 1917 01:29:21,486 --> 01:29:25,838 And it goes through the tree, around the hole... 1918 01:29:25,925 --> 01:29:28,188 It goes around the hole and through the... 1919 01:29:28,275 --> 01:29:31,409 Either way, the bunny doesn't die, right? 1920 01:29:31,496 --> 01:29:33,367 Bunny safe. I cannot do this! 1921 01:29:33,454 --> 01:29:36,588 Yes, you can! You can do it! 1922 01:29:36,675 --> 01:29:39,112 You're not gonna die. I mean, eventually. 1923 01:29:39,199 --> 01:29:41,419 Oh... Oh... Do or die, little guy. 1924 01:29:41,506 --> 01:29:43,551 - Are you going first? - Okay. Yes, I am. 1925 01:29:43,638 --> 01:29:46,859 - You sure? - Uh-huh. Ladies... 1926 01:29:46,946 --> 01:29:48,991 I am quitting my job. 1927 01:29:59,959 --> 01:30:01,439 Ginny... 1928 01:30:01,526 --> 01:30:03,179 I'm leaving Mike and going back to med school. 1929 01:30:03,266 --> 01:30:06,226 To freedom! Whoo! 1930 01:30:08,968 --> 01:30:12,928 What? You two can't drop info like that 1931 01:30:13,015 --> 01:30:16,018 when I've got a harness up my hoo-hah! 1932 01:30:16,105 --> 01:30:18,717 To friendship! 1933 01:30:18,804 --> 01:30:21,459 Yeah! To friendship! 1934 01:30:21,546 --> 01:30:23,983 ♪ I got my first Real six-string ♪ 1935 01:30:24,070 --> 01:30:27,465 ♪ Bought it At the five and dime ♪ 1936 01:30:27,552 --> 01:30:30,598 ♪ Played it Till my fingers bled ♪ 1937 01:30:30,685 --> 01:30:34,254 ♪ Was the summer of '69 ♪ 1938 01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:37,649 ♪ Me and some guys From school ♪ 1939 01:30:37,736 --> 01:30:41,043 ♪ Had a band And we tried real hard ♪ 1940 01:30:41,130 --> 01:30:44,525 ♪ Jimmy quit And Jody got married ♪ 1941 01:30:44,612 --> 01:30:48,616 ♪ I should've known We'd never get far ♪ 1942 01:30:48,703 --> 01:30:51,576 ♪ Oh, when I look back now ♪ 1943 01:30:51,663 --> 01:30:55,405 ♪ That summer seemed To last forever ♪ 1944 01:30:55,493 --> 01:30:56,885 ♪ And if I had the choice... ♪ 1945 01:30:56,972 --> 01:30:58,321 What is she like off hours? 1946 01:30:58,408 --> 01:30:59,932 - It's not a problem. - It's the same deal. 1947 01:31:00,019 --> 01:31:03,631 I'm cool. I'm fine. I drive a Mustang. 1948 01:31:03,718 --> 01:31:05,285 - Yeah, that's good. - And its pretty sweet. 1949 01:31:05,372 --> 01:31:08,897 - That was sarcastic. - No. Sarcasm is not in my DNA. 1950 01:31:08,984 --> 01:31:10,943 That feels sarcastic. 1951 01:31:11,030 --> 01:31:13,032 I have a perfectly rousing sex life, 1952 01:31:13,119 --> 01:31:14,381 - thank you very much. - Oh, yeah? 1953 01:31:14,468 --> 01:31:15,643 Let me know when you need it. 1954 01:31:15,730 --> 01:31:17,471 But I don't. And I'd like it. 1955 01:31:17,558 --> 01:31:19,865 I'll just... 1956 01:31:19,952 --> 01:31:22,389 It's a new friend. 1957 01:31:22,476 --> 01:31:24,478 I mean, we can do a strip search 1958 01:31:24,565 --> 01:31:26,045 for contraband if necessary. 1959 01:31:26,132 --> 01:31:27,655 It's not necessary. 1960 01:31:27,742 --> 01:31:30,179 I... I don't know. Just in case. 1961 01:31:30,266 --> 01:31:31,485 I've never done one before, 1962 01:31:31,572 --> 01:31:33,052 and I really want to do one. 1963 01:31:33,139 --> 01:31:34,662 You don't need to. 1964 01:31:34,749 --> 01:31:36,621 - Have you done one? - Yes, I have. 1965 01:31:36,708 --> 01:31:37,883 - What? - I enjoyed it. 1966 01:31:37,970 --> 01:31:40,625 When? 1967 01:31:40,712 --> 01:31:44,019 I should've gone to college. This sucks. 1968 01:31:44,106 --> 01:31:46,674 What's your name? What's your name? 1969 01:31:46,761 --> 01:31:48,937 Mike. 1970 01:31:49,024 --> 01:31:51,374 She's here to protect and serve. 1971 01:31:51,461 --> 01:31:53,333 Not buzzkill and . 1972 01:31:55,161 --> 01:31:56,945 Cut it. 1973 01:31:58,556 --> 01:32:00,645 Come on! Ow! Ow! Oh, geez louise. 1974 01:32:00,732 --> 01:32:02,342 Stand up, woman. 1975 01:32:02,429 --> 01:32:05,780 - I'm coming. - Jesus Christ! What happened? 1976 01:32:05,867 --> 01:32:10,263 Again, please. 1977 01:32:10,350 --> 01:32:12,874 Yay! - Okay. I can't take anymore. 1978 01:32:12,961 --> 01:32:14,354 The two of you are insane. 1979 01:32:14,441 --> 01:32:15,921 See you later, okay? 1980 01:32:16,008 --> 01:32:19,098 I have to have some cookies and candy. 1981 01:32:19,185 --> 01:32:20,926 - Let's try it together. - Oh! 1982 01:32:21,013 --> 01:32:23,232 Oh, my God! Uh-oh. 1983 01:32:23,319 --> 01:32:25,278 Well... Uh, yeah. 1984 01:32:25,365 --> 01:32:27,976 Uh, I'm sure he won't mind. 1985 01:32:28,063 --> 01:32:30,675 He looks like he's... 1986 01:32:30,762 --> 01:32:32,154 Well, he's crawling now. 1987 01:32:32,241 --> 01:32:33,503 - But that's not a good thing. - Oh, no! 1988 01:32:33,591 --> 01:32:34,548 Should we call somebody? 1989 01:32:34,635 --> 01:32:35,897 Now there's a lot of blood. 1990 01:32:35,984 --> 01:32:37,420 Yeah. 1991 01:32:37,507 --> 01:32:39,597 Okay. So what about lunch? 1992 01:32:39,684 --> 01:32:41,990 I did a series of hot takes on... 1993 01:32:42,077 --> 01:32:44,732 On weaponized incontinence, and-- 1994 01:32:47,561 --> 01:32:50,738 I did a series of hot takes 1995 01:32:50,825 --> 01:32:53,654 on weaponized in... 1996 01:32:53,741 --> 01:32:55,830 "Competence." 1997 01:32:55,917 --> 01:32:57,919 - I did a ser-- Okay. - You did what? 1998 01:32:58,006 --> 01:32:59,660 I did a series of hot takes 1999 01:32:59,747 --> 01:33:02,010 on weaponized in... Competence. 2000 01:33:03,664 --> 01:33:05,361 "Continence" is not about... That's pee. 2001 01:33:05,448 --> 01:33:07,189 - I went to impotence. - That's something... 2002 01:33:07,276 --> 01:33:08,713 Okay, what a minute. Wait. 2003 01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:11,454 - Yes. - I did a series of hot takes 2004 01:33:11,541 --> 01:33:12,847 on "weapotized"... 2005 01:33:14,370 --> 01:33:16,590 I really had it! I had it! 2006 01:33:16,677 --> 01:33:18,505 Okay. You still have it. Do it! 2007 01:33:18,592 --> 01:33:20,942 - Okay. All right. - Bitch. 2008 01:33:21,029 --> 01:33:23,249 Okay. You know, this is... 2009 01:33:23,336 --> 01:33:26,818 This is like the last time anyone ever undulated? 2010 01:33:26,905 --> 01:33:28,167 By the way, what does it mean? 2011 01:33:28,254 --> 01:33:29,385 Is it sexual? 2012 01:33:29,472 --> 01:33:31,126 - Oh, come on! - No, I'm sorry. 2013 01:33:31,213 --> 01:33:33,781 It's undulating. I know! 2014 01:33:33,868 --> 01:33:35,827 Well, I can kiss if I want! 2015 01:33:35,914 --> 01:33:37,437 You can kiss whomever you... 2016 01:33:37,524 --> 01:33:38,612 Oh, you want me to kiss you? 2017 01:33:38,699 --> 01:33:39,657 - No! - Just give me my phone. 2018 01:33:39,744 --> 01:33:41,659 I'll kiss you. I'm happy to. 2019 01:33:41,746 --> 01:33:44,313 Oh, forget it. Goodbye. 2020 01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:46,446 I need to get out of here! 2021 01:33:49,449 --> 01:33:52,931 Holy shit. It looks like someone got murdered down here. 2022 01:33:53,018 --> 01:33:55,760 Here, you take this. You might need a puff of that. 2023 01:33:55,847 --> 01:33:57,936 Through the rabbit hole. Ready, one, two, three! 2024 01:33:59,285 --> 01:34:00,939 Our father who art in heaven. 2025 01:34:01,026 --> 01:34:02,375 Hallowed be thy name. My kingdom come. 2026 01:34:02,462 --> 01:34:04,159 Thy will be done. On earth as it is in heaven. 2027 01:34:04,246 --> 01:34:05,639 Give us this day our daily bread. 2028 01:34:05,726 --> 01:34:07,597 Please, God. Please, God. Please. 2029 01:34:10,775 --> 01:34:13,125 Yeah! To friendship! 2030 01:34:14,822 --> 01:34:17,477 Oh, man. This is like an AARP commercial. 142447

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