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Robot chicken 34 "Drippy pony"
>> ha ha ha!
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Robot chicken 34 "Drippy pony"
>> ha ha ha!
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>> it's alive!
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[captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group]
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>> ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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>> stop it!
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Mine doesn't work!
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Stop!
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Hey, st--
Sir, mine doesn't work!
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Ha ha, ho!
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>> argonauts "A" through "K"
Report to jason.
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Argonauts "L" through "Z",
Go with jesus.
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>> good luck, jason.
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I hope you find
The golden fleece.
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>> good luck to you, jesus.
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I hope you find, uh...
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A storyline that doesn't end
With you getting crucified.
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[hissing]
>> [yelling]
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>> argonauts!
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Turn the other cheek!
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>> um...
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[roars]
>> wow!
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>> [yelling]
[clanging]
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>> the other cheek, argonauts!
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Turn it--
Now!
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>> uh...
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Really?
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>> aah!
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>> I wish I'd gotten to go on
Jason's boat.
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>> you three and jason,
We are now your sex slaves.
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>> sounds fair to me.
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>> ooh!
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>> come on, argonauts, really
Rub that cream into their sores.
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>> how many lepers does this
Colony have?
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[squeaks]
>> the meek shall inherit
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The earth!
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Argonauts, get meek,
Now!
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[roars]
>> all right.
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Treat thy neighbor as thyself.
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Steady, argonauts, steady--
Treat him like thyself, now!
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Oh.
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Dad damn it.
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>> hey, uh, are you
Deep throat?
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>> hmm?
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Oh, no, no, I'm--I'm--
I'm rim job.
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You want level p2.
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>> new from the makers of
My buddy, america's favorite
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Best friend...
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>> ♪ bop bop ♪
>> ♪ my stalker
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My stalker
His obsession still remains
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Even though he's cord restrained
My stalker and me ♪
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♪ my ex-girlfriend
My ex-girlfriend
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Even though I said we're through
She sticks to me like glue
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My ex-girlfriend and me ♪
>> look.
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I don't want to go to the hockey
Game with you, ok?
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I'm married now.
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I have a life!
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>> honey,
Is everything all right?
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>> margaret, go back inside!
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>> ♪ my friend I once
Experimented with at summer camp
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My friend I once experimented
With at summer camp
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The one you think of being
Night and day
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And not the one who made you gay
My friend I once experimented
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With at summer camp and me ♪
[gunshot]
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>> is there anything to eat?
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>> not unless you want a
Band-aid sandwich with a tall
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Glass of iodine.
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>> we're going to starve
To death!
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>> not if I have anything to say
About it.
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>> who the hell are you?
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>> I'm world-renowned actor
Orlando bloom,
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But you may call me
Orlando bloomin' onion.
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>> he smells delicious!
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>> try one.
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>> mm.
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Fantastic!
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>> orlando bloomin' onion,
You win the academy award--
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For flavor!
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>> sometimes, nature's miracles
Can be found in the most amazing
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Places.
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>> [grunting]
>> the penguin will rise each
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Morning to greet the sun with
Renewed vigor.
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After fortifying himself for his
Morning ritual, he will spread
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His plumage and release
Yesterday's catch to begin
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The day anew.
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[splash]
>> [mumbles]
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[squirt]
>> renewed, the penguin will
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Leave his nest in search of
Sustenance.
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He will make this walk each day,
A route burned into his very
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Soul.
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He searches for the only
Nourishment he's ever known.
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The trek is 7 blocks each way,
But when the ice thaws in
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Summer, it feels like only 2.
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Soon, he will feel a stirring in
His loins.
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The penguin must seek out a
Female, and it is in that search
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That nature will reveal its
Greatest miracles.
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His tenacity has paid off.
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The female has heard his call,
And has arrived to lie with him.
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The penguin has chosen an older,
Heavier female,
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As he often does,
To guarantee a mating.
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The penguin mating ritual can
Last for up to 2 hours,
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For 2 minutes.
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Spent, the proud penguin falls
Asleep.
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>> [snoring]
>> sleep rarely brings peace to
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The penguin.
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Callings more important than
Slumber make their demands.
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[squish]
The penguin will stand, keeping
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His newborn surprise warm
Between his legs for hours.
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It's not yet ready for life on
Its own.
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>> ew, something smells like
[bleep]!
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>> who wants ice cream?
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>> [screaming]
>> ok.
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All right, calm down, kids,
And just line--
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Now, kids, you gotta--
Ok, look, I can't help you if
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You don't quiet down and get in
Li--hey!
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Hey, hey!
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Oh--what are you--don't shake
The--what are you doing?
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Oh, god!
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Oh, my god!
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>> the noble micronauts,
Heroic beings from the
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Microverse, scale an earth
Mountain in pursuit of glory.
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The path is long and
Treacherous, however--
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>> shut up, pharoid,
It's getting old.
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>> fatigue sets in, turning
The micronaut called eddie into
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A total ballsack.
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>> shut it!
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>> [screams]
>> andy!
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>> aah!
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>> oh, god, andy!
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>> this rope didn't break,
It was cut!
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>> ha ha ha!
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This mountain belongs to me.
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>> it's acroyear!
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>> yeah?
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I--I mean, I thought it was
Pronounced acro-year.
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>> you're both wrong!
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It's actually pr--oh--
Sons of bitches.
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Ha ha ha!
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Did you really think you were
Any match for--
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Oh, aah!
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Aah, oh!
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[yelling]
>> I'll just use my time chamber
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To go forward in time.
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I'll be the first one to
The top.
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See you in the future, assholes.
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Hey, who's been using my
Time chamber as a port-a-john?
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>> sorry, dude.
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Any port in a storm.
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>> why, you--
Aah!
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[yells]
>> I did it!
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I did it, I'm the king of
The world!
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King of the world!
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>> eddie!
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Is that you?
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>> dave?
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>> sorry, man, I guess I went up
The wrong mountain.
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>> we were doing the south peak
Today, the--the south peak!
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>> [yelling]
>> uh, damn micronauts.
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>> [giggling]
>> oh, every night with this!
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>> [laughing]
>> this is the life.
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>> this life sucks, phil.
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It smells like cow chips, and
Them damn indians is always
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Trying to kill us.
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>> but we're cowboys, buddy!
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>> who cares?
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We can be whatever the hell
We want to be.
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Let's go check out some of
The other play sets.
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>> wow, it's magnificent!
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>> for $179 it better be.
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>> [yelling]
>> the queen's a whore!
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>> [clears throat]
Get off of my damn lawn!
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>> [yelling]
>> wow!
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A play set where you can pretend
To wait around the airport.
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>> damn it!
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Our flight's been delayed
Due to an engine problem.
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No, wait.
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Now it's a pilot strike.
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Ok, now our airline's gone
Bankrupt.
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>> wow, the playmobil mansion!
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>> [laughing]
>> oh--
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>> shh, shh, shh.
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>> let's be cool, let's be cool.
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>> welcome to the playmobil
Mansion, boys.
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>> a real, live,
Playmobil bunny.
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Am I allowed to touch you?
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>> uh...
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No, duh.
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Blech.
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>> excuse me, miss.
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Which way to the grotto?
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>> well, hey, everybody!
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>> oh, more guys.
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Great.
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>> could someone at least
Pretend to be a girl?
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>> holy smoke!
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Hugh hefner!
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>> it's such an honor
To meet you.
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>> I'm glad you boys could
Make it.
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>> and do these lovely ladies
Have names?
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>> I'm hef's girlfriend holly.
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>> I'm hef's girlfriend bridget.
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>> I'm hef's girlfriend kendra!
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>> 3 girlfriends?
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How's that work?
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>> very, very well.
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Ladies?
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The flow chart.
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>> I get hef to myself mondays
And thursdays.
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>> alternating wednesdays are
Group jell-o wrestling!
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>> sunday afternoons are when
We do our quilting bee.
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>> not a big fan of
The quilting bee.
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>> hef!
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>> make yourselves at home,
Gentlemen.
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Playmate performance of
"Macbeth" in 10 minutes.
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>> forsooth!
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> forsooth, forsooth.
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>> I love that man.
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>> now this is the life.
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[sighs]
>> hey, turn a blind e--
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I can do this all d--
Could you just give me a second
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Before you--
Ok, look, "Gilmore girls"
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Starts in about an--
Ok, look, could you seriously
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Stop that?
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Ok, I'm getting a little pissed
Off right now, d--
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Do you know who my dad is?
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>> merry christmas, everyone.
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As is our tradition, n.O.R.A.D.
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Is tracking santa claus' journey
Down the north atlantic towards
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New england on his yearly rounds
To give presents to all the boys
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And girls.
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>> [laughing]
>> he hasn't responded to our
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Request for a cargo list and
Passenger manifest, so,
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As per current security regs,
We're ordering him to divert
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To canada.
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>> [laughing]
>> ho, ho, ho, boys!
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Merry christmas!
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Yes, presents down the chimneys,
That's what I'm doing.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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>> target 2-niner degrees
And 3-0.
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>> ho, ho, ho!
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Captain miller's a bad boy!
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Sorry, charlie, I'll make it up
To you next year.
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[bleep]
>> mission accomplished,
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Gentlemen.
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The system works.
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Turner entertainment group]
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Captioning institute
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>> [gasps]
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>> [gasps]
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[sobbing]
>> [sighs]
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