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Robot chicken 31 "Metal militia"
>> ha ha ha!
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Robot chicken 31 "Metal militia"
>> ha ha ha!
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>> it's alive!
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[captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group]
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>> ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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>> [screaming]
>> we're going down!
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[ding]
>> hello?
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C'mon, this is ridiculous.
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Is this button even connected
To anything?
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Hello?
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[dinging]
Hello?
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[sigh]
"Must love dogs", that's a good
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In-flight movie, huh?
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>> eh, wh--what can I tell you?
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I had a--I had a grandmother
From hell, ok?
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I mean, she was a jewish
Juggler, she--she used to worry
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About 6 things at once.
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>> that's reasonably funny.
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>> c'mon!
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Let's fly!
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>> I can fly!
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[thud]
>> to the sky!
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[thud]
>> woo hoo!
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[thud]
>> remember to think happy
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Thoughts before you--
Uh...
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Ahh.
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[inhales]
Huh.
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>> may I help you, son?
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>> my dad said I could get a
Bitchin' sweet ride for my
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Birthday, but it has to be
Under 500 bones.
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>> I think I have just
The thing.
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>> um, what the hell is this?
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>> oh, no, no.
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Hold it like so.
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>> wh--whoa!
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What's it doing?
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Aah!
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[screaming]
Uh!
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>> uh!
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>> pull this thing over,
Right now!
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>> I don't know how to stop!
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This is freakin' awesome!
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Uh-oh.
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Ohh--no!
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Aah!
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>> I have a very small penis.
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>> oh, so you're looking
For an s.U.V.?
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>> a very, very small penis.
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>> perhaps a hummer h2?
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>> ha ha, ah,
You are misinterpreting the
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Insignificance of this penis.
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It's--it's literally concave.
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>> I think I have just
The thing.
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>> yes!
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Yes!
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This is very satisfying.
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Look at the size of my
Pants and--
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[ticking]
>> this is some serious
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Bull[beep].
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>> if only we had
Rainbow brite's magic
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Star sprinkles.
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We'd turn the whole world gray.
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>> guys, every night with this.
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What's so great about turning
The world gray, anyway?
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>> oh, well, it's really more
Of a metaphor.
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>> I mean, if you want to do
Something evil,
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Arson is pretty evil.
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>> look, just--
Shut up.
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>> I say we break into rainbow
Brite's place and take all
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The star sprinkles we want.
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>> none here.
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What's under the sink?
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>> tampons.
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[keys jingle]
>> oh, game over, man!
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Game over!
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Rainbow brite's gonna kick
Our asses if she finds out
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We're here!
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>> oh, good god, what a day.
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Mm--
Oh!
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Ahh, oh, damn, I was holding
That in for hours.
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[ice cubes clink]
[glass breaks]
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>> I'm rick james, bitch.
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>> ha ha ha!
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Black people are so much funnier
Than white people, ha hmm, mm.
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Damn, I am effin' starvin'.
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[beep]
[microwave whirring]
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Intruders!
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>> let's get the [beep] Out
Of here, man!
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>> oh--oh--oh!
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[yelling]
Whoa!
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>> ah--aah!
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You're a bitch!
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[yelling]
>> "Dear citizens of
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Rainbow land,
We have changed our ways,
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And are moving to tibet to help
Battle chinese tyranny.
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Signed, murky and lurky."
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>> I knew those guys weren't
So bad.
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>> um, has anyone seen my
Cousin blinky?
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He--he hasn't been
Around lately.
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>> oh, "P.S., blinky came
With us."
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>> rom spaceknight!
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A warrior made of solid metal,
He's beaten the galaxy's
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Toughest villains, but now faces
A foe in every way his equal--
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Jim, the guy with
A giant magnet!
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>> come here.
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>> no.
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>> come on.
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>> nuh-uh.
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>> chicken.
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>> you are!
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>> rom space chicken.
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>> mature.
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>> yeah, your mom was mature
Last night.
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>> what?
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>> did her.
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>> I'll teach you!
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>> ah, teach this.
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Ha ha!
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Where's your gun now?
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>> I didn't need it anyway.
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>> oh, rommy,
It's on the magnet.
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>> you suck.
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>> that's what your mom said.
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>> she did not, my mom was
A saint!
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>> saint's suck.
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>> how much is the doggy in
The window?
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>> which one?
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>> the one with the waggly tail.
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>> oh, you don't want that one.
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He's got cancer.
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>> we've gotta get to that
Treasure before those
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Bandits do.
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>> that means we'll have
To go...
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Into the blue.
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>> hi, I'm "Robot chicken"
Executive producer seth green.
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Because animation takes several
Months to produce, we often
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Write our movie parodies long
Before the films have ever been
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Released.
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>> into the blue?
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>> into the blue.
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>> I hope you've enjoyed this
Parody of the movie
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"Into the blue", which I'm sure
By now has been a box office
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Blockbuster, and nominated for
Several academy awards.
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Thank you, and good night.
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>> I'm in a bikini.
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>> I do lots of sit-ups.
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>> oh, damn it.
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I hit the apple.
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>> uh--
Where the hell is all the gauze?
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>> oh, ha ha ha!
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No, stop!
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>> argh, mummy time!
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>> you're so scary!
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>> momma, can my new curfew be
Midnight?
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>> uh, yeah.
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When pigs fly.
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>> you heard the lady, oinky.
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[squish]
>> hmm.
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Midnight it is.
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>> [scary noises]
Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait,
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Wait, he's under a blanket.
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Ah, he's safe.
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>> [laughing]
>> get him, get him, get him!
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I love beatin' kids!
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["Indiana jones" theme plays]
>> bam, bam!
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Take that!
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>> young man, if you are not
Going to use that staff of ra
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Properly, then you can't use it
At all.
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>> aww.
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>> you'll get this back at
The end of the week.
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>> indy!
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You have to help me.
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Those boys stole my dolly!
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>> [laughing]
>> [sobs]
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["Indiana jones" theme plays]
>> what do you want, henry?
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["Indiana jones" theme plays]
>> what do you want, henry?
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>> please, no!
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I--I'm easily nauseated!
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Look out!
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[crash]
[whirring]
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>> aah!
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>> start the station wagon, mom!
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Start the station wagon!
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[tires squeal]
>> how was school, honey?
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Did you make any new friends?
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>> there's a shake in the car,
Mom!
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Why is there a shake in the car!
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>> what?
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I picked up some burger king
For you.
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>> I hate shakes, mom!
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I hate 'em!
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I wanted a soda.
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>> prepare for a visit from
The fuhrer himself.
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My god!
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Everything must be shpic
And shpan!
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Hogan, will you and your men
Promise to behave?
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>> you better believe it,
Brother!
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What's hitler gonna do when
These 24-inch pythons come
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For you?
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>> hogan!
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>> I know nothing!
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>> ok, boys.
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The big man's visit is the
Perfect time to make our escape.
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All right, what've we got?
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>> we have this rope and this
Flashlights, the fake passports,
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Uh, playboys, and, uh, these.
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>> oh, yeah--uh!
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Snap into a slim jim!
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>> holy [beep]!
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Slim jim!
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I just love slim jims!
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>> roddy, we need your stealth.
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Go take out the guard real
Quiet-like, and the rest of us
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Will sneak past--
>> gotcha, hogan!
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Hey, hey, hey, you [beep] Nazi!
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How are ya?
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>> huh?
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[yells]
Ah--oh!
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[yelling]
Oh, ah....
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>> everything had better be in
Tiptop shape.
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>> ja vol, mein fuhrer!
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>> hulk-a-mania, runnin' wild!
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>> macho madness is comin'
At you!
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>> leaping lenny poffo's
Going baffo!
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>> mein schnitzle!
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>> oh, no.
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Sergeant slaughter's not done
With you two.
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>> and hitler takes a flaming
Chair to the spine in what will
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Surely go down in history as one
Of "Wrestlemania's" greatest
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Moments.
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Sergeant shultz, do you have
Any comment?
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>> I know nothing!
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[chickens clucking]
[captioning made possible by
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Turner entertainment group]
[captioned by the national
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Captioning institute
--www.Ncicap.Org--]
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