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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[thunder]
>> hee hee hee!
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[whirring]
>> it's alive!
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[whirring]
>> it's alive!
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[captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group]
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>> "Robot chicken" smiley meals?
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All right, mom!
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>> you're sitting in that chair
Until you finish all your fries.
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>> that's right, corporate
America.
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"Robot chicken" is ready to sell
Out.
00:00:50.150 --> 00:00:53.186 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> this humping robot back
Massager really hits the spot.
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>> available for parties.
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>> damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
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>> damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
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>> first words!
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>> available for motivational
Speeches.
00:01:02.762 --> 00:01:05.398 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
>> successful office synergy
Means breaking down the paradigm
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Between the can-do chickadees
And the can't crows.
00:01:08.935 --> 00:01:11.070 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
>> I've been motivated by his
Speech.
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>> available for escort and
Personal massage.
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[doorbell rings]
>> madame, are you ready to
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Level up?
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Whee!
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>> available for merchandising.
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>> with my official eagle eye
Smith bb gun, I'm a champion.
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>> my eye!
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>> awesome!
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>> now, that's a douche I can
Trust.
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>> "Robot chicken"--we're ready
To sell out.
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>> this peace treaty will
Finally end the violence between
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The israeli and the palestinian
People.
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>> mr. Prime minister, let us
Sign.
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>> ♪ want a fanta?
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Don't you want a fanta? ♪
>> what the hell is going on
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Here?
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>> I don't know, but those girls
Are making me thirsty.
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>> ♪ fanta is nectar of the gods
So let's not declare jihad
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Fanta helps you keep composure
There's no pork, you jews
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It's kosher
Fanta tastes so mediocre
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Let's play gaza strip poker ♪
>> wow, those fantanas were
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Really something else.
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>> hey, where's the treaty?
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>> where's my wallet?
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>> and where are my pants?
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>> so...Are you gonna rape me
Tonight?
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>> I have a headache.
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Leave me alone.
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>> fine.
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>> be good.
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>> good-bye, e.T.
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>> e.T. Home.
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>> oh, my god, look, everyone.
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That retard we ditched on earth
Somehow found his way home.
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>> e.T. Phoned home.
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>> what the hell are you calling
Yourself e.T. For, spaz?
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Your name is kleborp, kleborp
The retard.
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>> kleborp the retard with only
One glowing finger.
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>> ha ha!
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> oh, now you're [beep]Ing
Dead.
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>> aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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>> and this time, stay lost,
Loser!
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>> [roaring]
>> friend.
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>> our house is gonna have the
Best pumpkins on the block.
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>> ha ha!
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Schneiderman, you suck at
Carving pumpkins.
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>> who's the freak?
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>> schnaagh.
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> quiet. Trick-or-treaters.
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>> trick or treat.
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Smell my feet.
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>> now, now. Be nice.
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>> milf. Ha ha ha! Milf, milf.
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>> quiet.
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>> milf. Ha ha!
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Hey, did you get a load of that
Milf, retard?
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>> yeah.
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>> ha ha ha! You idiot.
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>> oh, no! Boys.
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>> ha ha! Trick or treat.
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Smell my ass.
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>> shut up, dude.
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Let's just smash them.
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>> holy [beep]Ing ass crackers.
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For god's sakes, retard, call
For help.
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>> nngah nngagh.
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>> ugh...
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[pbbt]
[splat]
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>> that is so foul.
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>> ha ha! Yeah!
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Hope they enjoy their
Crap-o'-lantern.
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>> oh, oh. Smash the other one.
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>> looks like somebody already
Smashed it.
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>> ha ha ha!
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Pumpkin crap is the best.
00:04:21.561 --> 00:04:23.663 line:85% position:33% size:45%
>> hee hee! Ha ha!
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>> shut up.
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>> hee hee!
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>> jim, I'm gonna need 300
Copies of your ass by the 4:00
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Meeting...
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>> yes, sir.
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>> and try to keep your balls
Off the glass this time.
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>> yes, sir.
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>> now!
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>> yes, sir.
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>> the best spaceship ever would
Fly out in space.
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It would have fins like a shark
And a clown for a face.
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Its wings have propellers.
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Its sails catch the breeze.
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It runs on marshmallows, and its
Wheels are skis.
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The pilot is brave.
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He drinks like my dad.
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He rarely takes showers and
Yells when he's mad.
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>> billy, what the hell is wrong
With this damn thing?
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The steering wheel is a frickin'
Pretzel, damn it.
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Holy [beep].
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>> then it plunges straight into
The sun, and that bastard is
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Never heard from again.
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>> what? Billy.
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Billy, I'm breaking up.
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Oh, my god, it's a sauna in
Here.
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What smells like burnt
Marshmallows?
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Dear god, I'm sorry for
Everything I've ever--
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[sizzle]
>> and that's the best spaceship
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Ever.
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>> whoo!
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>> yay!
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>> now, children, in a few
Minutes, we're gonna find out
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Who ate the poison cookie.
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Won't that be fun?
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>> yay!
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>> ♪ doo doo doo
La la doo doo doo ♪
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[gasp] Horsie.
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>> ahh, thank goodness you found
Me.
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Little girl, please set me free.
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>> don't move. I'll be back.
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>> oh, I thought you were
Getting help.
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Oh, ha ha ha!
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Those will not cut through
The tra--
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Oww!
00:06:04.931 --> 00:06:07.033 line:85% position:23% size:23%
Oww! Aah!
00:06:07.100 --> 00:06:09.702 line:85% position:45% size:70%
What the hell are you doing?
00:06:09.769 --> 00:06:10.737 line:85% position:15% size:10%
Aah!
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>> here. Eat these magic healing
Oats.
00:06:13.806 --> 00:06:14.841 line:85% position:18% size:15%
>> ok.
00:06:14.907 --> 00:06:16.743 line:85% position:40% size:60%
Uh, smell kind of funny.
00:06:16.809 --> 00:06:22.248 line:85% position:35% size:50%
Uh, did you drug me?
00:06:22.315 --> 00:06:26.519 line:85% position:50% size:80%
>> there. Don't you look pretty.
00:06:26.586 --> 00:06:29.055 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start
>> I'm in a catastrophic amount
Of pain.
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>> oh, sunny muffins, you're my
Bestest friend.
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>> my name is pegasus.
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Ow!
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>> sunny muffins.
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>> ow! Pegasus.
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>> your name is sunny muffins.
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>> it's pegasus. Aah! Oh, god!
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God, why?
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>> sunny muffins. Say it.
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>> you bitch.
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>> come on. Say it.
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Say your name. What's your name?
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>> sunny muffins.
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>> what's your name?
00:06:55.815 --> 00:06:59.152 line:85% position:48% size:75%
>> my name is...Sunny muffins.
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>> [gasp] I love you.
00:07:02.688 --> 00:07:04.690 line:85% position:48% size:73%
Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
00:07:04.757 --> 00:07:08.294 line:85% position:50% size:78%
Hee hee hee! Aw, sunny muffins.
00:07:08.361 --> 00:07:09.428 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> who are you?
00:07:09.495 --> 00:07:12.498 line:85% position:50% size:78%
>> uh, honey flake, apparently.
00:07:12.565 --> 00:07:14.400 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
>> would you like fries with
That?
00:07:14.467 --> 00:07:15.468 line:85% position:50% size:78%
Would you like fries with that?
00:07:15.535 --> 00:07:16.803 line:85% position:50% size:78%
Would you like fries with that?
00:07:16.869 --> 00:07:18.304 line:85% position:50% size:78%
Would you like fries with that?
00:07:18.371 --> 00:07:21.007 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
Hey, would you like flies with
That?
00:07:21.073 --> 00:07:25.344 line:85% position:43% size:63%
Oh! Aw, damn it. Damn it!
00:07:25.411 --> 00:07:27.446 line:85% position:48% size:75%
>> good morning, uncle gadget.
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>> oh, muffins.
00:07:29.215 --> 00:07:33.553 line:85% position:50% size:70%
Go, go, gadget butter knife.
00:07:33.619 --> 00:07:34.620 line:85% position:20% size:20%
Wowsers.
00:07:34.687 --> 00:07:35.855 line:85% position:25% size:30%
>> ohh, boy.
00:07:35.922 --> 00:07:37.423 line:85% position:50% size:70%
>> time to replace that arm.
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>> "Cyberdyne"?
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Uncle gadget, why aren't you
Using your normal parts?
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>> not to worry, penny.
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I'm always on duty.
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>> that's totally not what I
Asked.
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[whir]
>> skynet 8 on line.
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>> uncle gadget, are you all
Right?
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Uncle gadget?
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>> must terminate.
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Go, go, gadget circular saw.
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>> with skynet on line, gadget
Is under my complete control,
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And I'll use him to wipe out my
True nemesis--that meddlesome
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12-year-old niece of his.
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Ha ha ha!
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[telephone rings]
Hello.
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Yes. This is dr. Claw.
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Well, did the tests explain all
The diarrhea?
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Well, no.
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The meds don't seem to--
Oh, dear, feline leukemia?
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How long does he have?
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[thud]
>> I'm too young to have a
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License, brain.
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You drive. You're a dog.
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I'll plot us a map to safety.
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Who bookmarked doggone dog porn
In my browser, as if I have to
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Ask?
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>> oh, crap.
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>> better take evasive action,
Brain.
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[car horn honks]
[tires screech]
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Brain, that's still uncle
Gadget.
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We need to remember that deep
Down inside--
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Aah! Ram that son of a bitch.
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Uncle gadget, say something.
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>> raagh!
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>> I have a mission for gadget.
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>> perfect.
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>> wait, wait, wait.
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That message will self-destruct.
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>> no duh.
00:09:40.012 --> 00:09:41.981 line:85% position:38% size:55%
>> alw-w-ways on duty.
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Always on d-d-duty.
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>> please, uncle gadget, no.
00:09:45.217 --> 00:09:47.820 line:79% position:10% size:63% align:start
>> go, go--go, go, gadget
Mallet.
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Go, go, gadget s-s-skis.
00:09:51.057 --> 00:09:54.727 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
Go, g-g-go, gadget back hair
Trim-m-mer.
00:09:54.794 --> 00:09:58.164 line:85% position:50% size:70%
Go, go, gadget pizza cutter.
00:09:58.230 --> 00:10:00.933 line:85% position:40% size:60%
Go, gadget nail clipper.
00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:02.301 line:85% position:30% size:40%
>> sorry, uncle.
00:10:02.368 --> 00:10:04.170 line:85% position:43% size:63%
>> go, go, roller skates.
00:10:04.236 --> 00:10:05.538 line:85% position:43% size:65%
Disco ball. Roller skates.
00:10:05.604 --> 00:10:06.572 line:85% position:25% size:28%
Disco ball.
00:10:06.639 --> 00:10:12.311 line:85% position:50% size:70%
Go, g-g-go, gadget lipstick.
00:10:12.378 --> 00:10:15.081 line:85% position:48% size:75%
>> well, at least that's over.
00:10:15.147 --> 00:10:18.818 line:85% position:15% size:8%
No!
00:10:18.884 --> 00:10:21.921 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
>> [ruff ruff ruff ruff ruff]
>> what did he just say?
00:10:21.988 --> 00:10:24.490 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start
>> he said there's a storm
Coming in.
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>> [sigh] I know.
00:10:27.193 --> 00:10:30.863 line:79% position:10% size:80% align:start
>> give me $4.00 for this photo,
Or my father will beat me.
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>> go, go, gadget foot.
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[captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group]
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[captioned by the national
Captioning institute
00:10:43.609 --> 00:10:53.686 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
--www.Ncicap.Org--]
>> I would just like to say a
00:10:53.753 --> 00:10:55.755 line:85% position:35% size:50%
Few words, if I may.
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Next time, gadget. Next time!
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