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>> ha ha ha!
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[whirring]
[captioning made possible by
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Turner entertainment group]
>> it's alive!
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> can I play?
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>> will you go to hell, you
Piece of garbage?
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>> [crying]
[techno music playing]
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>> [crying]
[techno music playing]
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>> bueno. Bueno.
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Perfecto.
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Grande. Grande.
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>> el presidente, tenemos una
Situation muy serioso.
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Un hombre is scoring very high
En el dance dance revolucion.
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>> dios mio.
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>> bueno. Perfecto.
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>> silencio.
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I challenge your revolution
Con una dance dance
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Counterrevolution.
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Let's do "321 boom: mega remix,"
By dj sassytown, featuring lady
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Godiva.
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[coins drop]
[techno music playing]
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>> bueno. Bueno.
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>> bueno. Perfecto. Perfecto.
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>> malo. Malo.
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No es bueno.
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Malo. No es bueno.
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>> rgh!
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>> antibueno.
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>> mm mm mm mm.
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[men cheering]
Ha ha ha!
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Tu esta banda pudu.
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Ha ha ha!
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>> this is for my cuban people.
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[people cheering]
[techno music playing]
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[people cheering]
[techno music playing]
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[people groan]
>> si! Si!
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Yo soy the best dancer dancer in
El mundo.
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I have quelled your revolution,
But I must say, your bravery is
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Inspiring.
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I honor and respect your courage
And conviction.
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I love doing that.
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>> presidente, una senora es
Beating your high score on
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Dig dug.
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>> get me some tokens.
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>> I don't know.
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Maybe if we used some toys.
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>> oh, yeah.
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Gonna finish the job.
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I'm about to tame that ass.
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>> rrgh!
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>> uh...Uh...
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Uh-oh. Oh.
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I must've lost him.
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[tires screech]
>> blagh!
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>> you know, since I'm out, I
Might as well pick up some milk.
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[tires squeal]
>> blagh.
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>> wait a second.
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I have milk at home.
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♪ la la la
Let's have some milk
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La la la, milk is good
La la la la la
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Going home to have some milk
Yeah, yeah, gonna drink milk
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Have sweet dreams ♪
>> I'm sorry my powers screwed
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Your life up again, master.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Aah! Aah! Master!
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>> and I want to thank my coach,
Who pushed me hard, and my
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Parents and satan--whoo, satan--
And my grandma, who couldn't be
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Here today.
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[trumpet fanfare]
>> so what's it gonna be, dirk,
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The minivan or the sports car?
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[trumpet]
Ha ha! Nice choice.
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[trumpet]
[trumpet]
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[trumpet]
[fanfare]
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[trumpet]
[trumpet]
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[fanfare]
>> spare some change?
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>> I'm a veteran.
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>> yo, man, let me clean out
Your windows for a dollar.
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>> hey, boogie boogie, my brain
Is an antelope.
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Have some mustard because it's
Easter in your face.
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My toenails.
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>> the test results are in.
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It's rectal cancer.
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So should we go with chemo or
Holistic medicine?
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[buzz]
>> ha ha ha!
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>> best friends forever.
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>> yay! Forever.
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>> [screech]
>> oh, my balls!
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What happened to my balls?
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Why would someone do this to my
Balls?
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>> this show is so clever.
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>> it just happened so fast.
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>> all right.
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Now just take it easy.
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>> this is the worst day of my
Life.
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[techno music playing]
[music stops]
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[techno music playing]
[music stops]
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[techno music playing]
>> ...All thanks to stem cell
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Research.
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>> uh-huh.
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>> so, miss lohan, it's
12 million plus gross points.
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Just sign on the dotted line.
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>> hold on a second.
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I have some requemps.
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I want a big trailer, and I want
A trailer in my trailer, and my
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Dog needs an assistant dog.
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>> uh, I assure you that all of
Your, uh--
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Miss lohan?
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>> lindsey? Pumpkin?
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Can you make that check out
To cash?
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That's my nickname for her.
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>> can I get you anything, miss
Lohan--diet sprite, squirt,
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Coc...A-cola?
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>> lindsey lohan.
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>> amanda bynes.
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>> just let me know if you need
Anything.
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>> it totally can't end like
This.
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My new album drops tomorrow.
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>> looks like you'll be selling
Them posthumorous.
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Posthum--
Posthummus. Ugh.
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There can be only one.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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[thunder]
Does this power make me look
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Fat?
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>> not a problem.
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We'll blame it on her father.
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>> works for me.
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[thunder]
>> in case you haven't realized
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It by now, this is a
"Highlander" parody.
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>> when I grow up, I'm gonna get
An oscar.
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>> if by "Oscar," you mean "Get
Your head cut off," you're on
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Your way if you don't train
Harder.
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>> uh, that totally isn't what I
Meant, stupid.
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You smell like whiskey, and I
Want to go shopping.
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>> and they complain when I
Smack my wife.
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You must harness your gifts for
The gathering.
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>> what gathering?
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You're gathering.
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>> all the teen starlets will
Feel the urge to fight for the
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Prize.
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In the end, there can be only
One.
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>> what prize?
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As in oscar?
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I'm gonna win one because I'm
Lindsey lohan.
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Lo-han. Lohan. I'm not slurring.
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>> never lose your temper.
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>> never lose my tampa?
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>> temper.
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>> ach, I hate your slurring,
You drunk.
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>> I'm not drunk. I'm scottish.
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>> oh, sure, and I was in the
Hospital for exhaustion.
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>> touche. Now you're ready.
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>> good.
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>> ooh! Oh, you got me in the
Pounder plums.
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[thunder]
Oh, colder than a witch's teat
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Tonight.
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Better heat up the sauce.
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>> where's lohan?
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>> you're too late, hillary
Duff.
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I've already prepared her for
You.
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>> you wasted your time. Uh!
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>> my alcohol!
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>> uhh!
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There can be only one.
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>> wait!
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Ahh. Ok.
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>> you're next, lindsey.
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>> I lost 150 pounds, and nobody
Takes me seriously.
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Maybe I'll adopt a brown kid.
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What?
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>> he's dead, as are the olsen
Twins.
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I even decapitated my sister
Haylie, though she didn't have
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Any powers, and that was really
Awkward to explain to mom and
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Dad.
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Only you and I remain.
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>> you bitch.
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>> watch it, lohan.
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We can't fight on holy ground.
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>> you know where to find me,
Duff.
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>> so now it ends.
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The power is mine, lohan.
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>> not if I can help it.
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>> slut!
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>> whore!
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>> white trash!
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>> "Agent cody" skank.
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>> aaron carter loves me.
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>> aaron said your toes were
Gross.
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>> your album sucks!
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>> my album sucks!
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There can be only one.
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> I know. I know everything.
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I am everything.
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I have the power.
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>> you have done well.
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Use your powers wisely, my
Child.
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>> I will.
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Unlimited power!
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Ha ha ha!
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>> uh, is this really how
"Highlander" ended?
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