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>> ha ha ha!
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[whir]
It's alive!
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[captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group]
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[captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group]
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>> ♪ I love you
You love me ♪
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>> but I'm not in love with you.
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>> I win.
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>> where? I can't see.
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>> here--diagonally.
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>> pretty sneaky, sis.
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>> hey, barney boy, this is the
Life.
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>> you said it, fred.
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An entire civilization not
Wearing underwear.
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You got to love it.
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[knocks on door]
>> now, who could that be?
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>> hee hee hee!
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>> yeah?
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>> hi. I'm mr. Rock from
Fedexstone.
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I got a delivery for fred
Flintstone from
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Amazonaboulder.Com-pebble.
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Look. Sometimes the rock puns
Don't fit too well, buddy.
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You want the package or not?
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>> "Dear fred, I hope this
Distracted you long enough.
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Signed, barney.
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P.S.--I invented paper.
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Bitchin!"
>> hee hee hee!
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>> barney! My pebbles!
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>> hee hee!
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Hee hee hee!
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Can't catch me, fred.
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>> argh!
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>> hee hee hee!
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Hey, good one, fred. Good--
Uh-oh.
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Oh, damn it, fred.
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I just wanted some of your
[beep] Cereal.
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>> oh, his head always was full
Of rocks.
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>> [gasps]
A witness.
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Witnesses! The dishwasher...
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>> my goodness cretaceous!
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>> the record player...
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>> he's off his rocker.
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>> the bidet!
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>> oh, man, the things I've
Witnessed.
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[all screaming]
>> is he stone cold crazy?
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You bet jurassic.
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>> no more puns!
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[laughing maniacally]
>> so he's trying to sell me a
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Tampon, but I said, "It's just a
Rock,"
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And he said, "Well, duh.
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Everything is a rock."
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>> the nerve of some people.
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[both gasp]
>> oh, my god!
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>> [laughing]
>> oh, lord, please don't stop
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Him before he kills me.
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>> uhh!
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>> fruity pebbles are an
Important part of this complete
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Breakfast.
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>> oh, I'm sorry.
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There are no rs.
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>> ♪ I love you
You love me ♪
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>> either way, it's 50 bucks.
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>> tired of slip 'n slide?
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Water balloons no fun?
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Then get ready for the phyllis
Diller spray-n-play.
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> yay! I'm having fun!
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Ha ha! Yeah.
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I love you, phyllis diller
Spray-n-play.
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Ow! That hurt.
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> right now, I'm not
Having fun.
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Aah!
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>> ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha!
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>> uhh...
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>> you're gonna have some fun
Today with the phyllis diller
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Spray-n-play.
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> go, go, gadget hooker clean.
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Wowzers.
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>> here we will build a great
Pyramid, an everlasting
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Testament to my extreme
Awesomeness.
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>> yes, pharaoh.
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>> but, sir, what will we use
For raw materials?
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>> uh, duh.
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>> your majesty, we ran out of
Brown bricks.
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>> it's all good in the 'hood,
Baby.
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Just use yellow bricks.
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>> running low on yellow, but
There's lots of blue.
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>> no stress.
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>> your majesty, we kind of
Skipped step 18, and now it's
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Too late to go back.
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>> oh, come on.
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>> everything is sort of leaning
To the right.
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Hope that's cool.
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>> oy.
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Yes?
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>> um, some of the slaves got
Into the space legos and added
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Some satellite dishes and a big
Grappling arm to the west side
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Of the pyramid.
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>> agh. Whip them.
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Whip the piss right out of them.
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>> yes, sir.
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>> although that does sound kind
Of kick-ass.
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[snoring]
>> uh, your majesty?
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We're officially out of legos.
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Lots of duplo blocks, though.
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>> duplo? I'll duplo you in the
Nut bag.
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Get out!
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>> ready for the big unveiling?
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>> oh, show me, show me, show
Me, show me.
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>> ♪ ta-da ♪
>> what's this?
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>> your grave, mother[beep].
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>> yay!
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>> take that, tutanhymen.
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I hereby declare the funky space
Pyramid of the people open for
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Business.
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>> hooray!
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>> [panting]
Ah, just right.
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>> you won't believe you're
Eating ron jeremy's butter.
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>> sydney, where are you?
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[wolf whistles and hooting]
>> [mmm]
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>> sydney, the top-secret device
Is in a wall safe in the
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Basement.
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>> [ooh ooh rr]
>> I knew your credentials
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Didn't check out.
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Prize-winning cellist, my ass.
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>> [ooh rr]
>> get her.
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>> ooh! Aah!
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>> uh!
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>> aah! Uh! Uh! Aah!
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Ohh!
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>> [ooh ooh rr]
>> I love you, sydney, but we
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Just can't be together.
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>> [ooh rr ooh rr]
>> sydney!
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>> yeah!
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>> [rr ooh rr coo]
>> eh, damned kids.
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>> ♪ I love you
You love me ♪
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>> damn right.
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>> dad, could you kick an
Angel's ass?
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>> you're damn right, I could.
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[thud]
>> is that santa on the roof?
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>> well, if not, I got a present
For him.
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>> oof!
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>> santa! Santa!
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>> oh, my mother[beep] Knee!
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Aw, [beep]. [beep].
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Aw, [beep].
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[beep] It all to hell.
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That hurts like a mother[beep].
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>> dad, what's a [beep]?
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>> uh, heh. Huh.
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Uh, so, santa, what happened?
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>> bandits, goku.
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They stole my reindeer and all
The presents and my pants.
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>> ha ha ha!
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Christmas is ours.
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>> you'll never get away with
This.
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>> ho ho ho!
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I've got 5 good reasons for you
To shut up.
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
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>> dad, who are those guys?
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>> kung fu legends.
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That's the little drummer boy,
Whose mystical drum conjures
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Demons most foul; the
Nutcracker, who knows over 100
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Different testicle-based
Attacks; and composite santa
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Claus, who looks like 1/2 santa
And 1/2 frosty the snowman.
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>> what are composite santa's
Powers?
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>> I don't know, but he freaks
Me right the [beep] Out.
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>> intruders.
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>> I will conjure a demon with
My magical drum.
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Ha ha ha!
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>> spirit ball!
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>> kamehameha!
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[explosion]
>> holy [beep]!
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>> I'll get this one, dad.
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You're not so tough.
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>> testicle attack number 49!
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>> ow! My dragon ball.
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>> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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>> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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Sugei mako!
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>> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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>> ok. I got nothing.
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Oh! Temperatures over 32 degrees
Fahrenheit--my only weakness.
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>> we...Did it.
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>> fools.
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>> mrs. Santa?
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>> that's right.
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The mastermind behind this evil
Attack on christmas is me.
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>> but why?
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>> it all started at the north
Pole.
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I started getting terrible
Headaches.
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>> mrs. Claus, are you ok?
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>> waah!
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At first, I thought it was
Merely my period, but that was
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Not the case, as I hit menopause
Centuries ago.
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[rimshot]
Polar radiation forced an
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Evolutionary change in me.
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Now I want revenge.
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Yeeagh!
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>> darling, no!
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>> ha ha! Ha ha!
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>> aah!
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>> gohan and I need a minute to
Rest.
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It's up to you for now.
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>> I think one of them popped.
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>> it's payback time.
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Let's beat her up so bad, her
Kids will inherit the bruises.
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>> yeah. We'll hit her so hard,
She'll starve to death rolling.
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>> she's so ugly, we'll push her
Face in dough and make gorilla
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Biscuits.
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>> she's so black, when she go
To night school, teacher mark
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Her absent.
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>> that's still my wife, guys.
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>> kill!
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>> oh. Your nose shoots lasers?
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>> you didn't think there was a
Reason it glows red?
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What does yours shoot?
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>> pbbt!
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>> ew! To think, I wanted to
Play your games.
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>> rr! Rr!
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Rraagh!
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>> she's grown too gigantic and
Unstable.
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Women. Am I right, fellas?
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>> the tenka'ichi budokai is
Finally complete.
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>> what the [beep] Are you
Talking about?
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Was that even english?
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What happened to my wife?
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Ohh, this is the last time I
Bring presents to japan.
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[rimshot]
>> ♪ buck buck buck
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Buck-buck buck buck
Buck buck buck
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Buck-a buck-a
Buck buck buck... ♪
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[captioned by the national
Captioning institute
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--www.Ncicap.Org--]
Ba-kaw!
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>> buck.
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Sit, ubu. Sit.
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Bad dog.
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[gunshot]
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