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Robot chicken 21 suck it
>> please welcome our special
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Guest tonight vice president of
Adult swim keith crofford.
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>> I just wanted to say that
Y'all are doing a really good
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Job on "Robot chicken."
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>> that's great!
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So when are we getting renewed
For another season?
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>> uh...I don't know.
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[laughter]
Ha ha!
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You're canceled.
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>> hi, y'all.
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I'm adult swim president mike
Lazzo.
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The decision of the council is
Now fixin' to be heard.
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>> guilty.
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>> guilty.
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>> ho ho!
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You're so friggin' guilty.
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>> [screaming]
[scream ends]
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[screaming]
>> I think we hit something.
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>> damn it, damn it, damn it!
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>> aah!
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>> hey, seth.
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What happened to you?
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>> I don't know.
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[laughter]
>> you're renewed.
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[captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group]
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[drill]
>> it's alive!
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[drill]
>> it's alive!
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[maniacal laughing]
>> [grunting]
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Aw!
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Aw, damn it!
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>> thank you, zaxxon.
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Hello, centipede.
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>> I pledge allegiance to the
Hag of the united states of
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Fart.
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>> is this your child?
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He may think saying "Fart" is
Funny, but by disrespecting
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America, he's encouraging
Terrorism!
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Even now, our enemies are
Searching for signs of weakness
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In our great land.
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>> I was just trying to be
Funny.
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>> america loves a joke but not
When the punch line is
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Terrorism.
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>> oops! I only put on 49 stars.
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>> [yelling]
>> we just voted democrat.
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>> [yelling]
>> time to light the chanukah
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Menorah, kids.
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>> [yelling]
>> ooh! What about "The core"?
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>> uh, could be good.
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>> [yelling]
>> thank you for watching our
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Latest homeland security video.
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We will be replacing the
Color-coded terrorist alert
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System with one that uses
Rubber duckies.
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Quack, quack.
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This one symbolizes all clear.
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His name is englebert.
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Heh heh heh!
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>> third one this week.
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>> I'm gonna get this bastard!
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>> come on, honey.
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One more push.
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Big push.
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>> unh!
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Unh!
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>> waah!
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>> you...Whore.
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>> pablo rodriguez--test pilot.
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A mexican barely alive.
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Gentlemen, we can rebuild him.
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We have the technology.
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We have the capability to build
The world's first bionic
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Mexican better than he was
Before, better, stronger,
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Faster.
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>> six million peso man, your
Country needs you.
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Are you ready for your mission?
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[bionic clicking]
>> there's $283 american we
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Won't see again.
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>> [all shouting at once]
>> let he who is without sin
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Cast the first stone.
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Blammo!
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>> two scoops!
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>> [screaming]
>> ha ha!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Whee!
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Unh!
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> you tweaker.
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>> ho ho!
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The best part was when you hit
Your nuts on that tombstone.
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>> who are you?
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>> I am skater mcgee, the best
Skateboarder in all of western
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Ohio.
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At least, I was.
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>> what happened?
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>> I died attempting the
Monster cookie pinwheel, the
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Hardest trick in skateboard
History.
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>> no way!
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>> yes!
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As a matter of fact, way!
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Pay close attention.
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Skater mcgee does not repeat
Himself.
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>> what'd you say?
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>> I said, "Skater mcgee does
Not"--
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> ohh!
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The monster cookie pinwheel is
When you skate up the front of
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The locomotive's cowcatcher,
360 punk-buster to the second
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Car, hit a lemonade handstand
On the third car, a whipping
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Post ollie to the fourth car, a
Demon stomper on the fifth car,
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And a gleaming the cube off the
Sixth car before dismounting
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The train.
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I failed hideously, but it's
Not too late for you young
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Gentlemen to become gods of
Skateboarding.
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>> oh, yeah!
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>> monster cookie pinwheel!
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Monster cookie--
[whistle blows]
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>> thank you for getting rid of
Those skateboarders.
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They were ruining our cemetery.
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>> you're welcome, mr. Mayor.
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They don't call me skater mcgee
For nothing.
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>> what will you do now?
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>> I'm going on to the next
Town to kill more teenagers.
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>> you're doing god's work,
Skater mcgee.
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>> hey, paul.
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Didn't see you there.
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>> hey, frank.
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Ooh! It's a hell of a pounding
We're taking today.
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>> oh, tell me about it.
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Getting our asses handed to us
On a silver platter.
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>> I know.
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>> oop! There goes carl.
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>> ohh! He had two kids, right?
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>> 3--boy and two girls.
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I'm their godfather.
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>> sorry.
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>> yeah.
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>> oh, there goes gene in his
Ufo again.
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Big help he is.
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>> did you know he has his own
Mini-fridge in there?
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>> what?!
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>> yeah.
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>> what a dick.
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>> tell me about it.
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>> jeez!
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[sighs]
Frank?
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>> yeah.
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>> I'm going in.
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>> paul, that's crazy talk.
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>> I don't care.
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I'm not gonna die this way.
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>> paul?
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>> yeah.
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>> you go, I go.
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I'm coming with you.
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>> I love you, man.
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>> back at you.
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>> for glory!
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We did it!
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>> ha ha! We won!
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>> we did it.
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Wait, wait.
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Our alien bodies can't handle
The strange bacteria here.
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[gasps]
We're dying!
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>> oh, my god, paul!
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Really?
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>> [groans]
No. Ha ha ha!
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Don't be stupid.
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> ha ha ha!
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>> you!
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>> I did it!
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>> yeah.
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>> it's me.
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>> you got me.
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>> I got you.
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>> again.
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>> whoo!
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>> uh, so tardis stands for
Time and relative dimensions in
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Space.
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>> neeeeeerrrd!
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>> so, where you from?
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>> man, I wish unicorns were
Real.
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That would be so cool.
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[sighs]
So...Cool.
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[snoring]
[galloping]
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>> [neighing]
>> oh, my gosh!
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They do exist!
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>> come with me.
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Let's have fun adventures
Together!
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>> you don't have to ask me
Twice.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Whee!
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It's everything I've ever
Dreamed!
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Ha ha ha!
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Hee hee hee!
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>> in the magical land of
Unicorns, there's no need for
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Clothing.
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>> whatever you say!
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>> no, no, no.
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Take it off slowly.
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Yes. That pleases me.
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>> ha ha ha!
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Hee hee hee!
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>> polish my magic horn.
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>> ok.
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>> [groaning]
[neighing]
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Ooh.
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[neighs]
>> and then what happened?
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>> if you polish a unicorn horn
Long enough, it gives you
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Magical unicorn mayonnaise.
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That's what I used to make
These sandwiches.
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>> [gulp]
>> I--I--I'll take some
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Oranges, amigo.
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[bionic clicking]
[bionic clicking]
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[bionic clicking]
>> ooh, yeah!
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>> oh, yeaaah!
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>> ♪ that's the way they all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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>> all lies.
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The perfect family was really
The perfect cover.
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>> this tastes different today.
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>> alice added pea.
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>> ah, peas.
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>> hee hee.
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[barks]
Unh!
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[barks]
I was a housewife with a maid.
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Took you this long to figure
Out what I was doing all day?
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>> like I cared about you and
The rent-a-kids anyway.
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Here's a better story of a
Bloody lady who's dead, who's
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[beep] Dead.
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>> is that the door?
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I'm waiting for davey jones to
Answer my letter.
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Ow!
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My nose!
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>> marsha, marsha, marsha!
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How come she gets blown up and
I don--
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>> mommy, kitty karry-all says
Lips are cute and recommends
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Corrective surgery.
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Ow!
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>> no. We wouldn't go to hell
Because she's not really our
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Sister.
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>> so these feelings are
Natural?
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Unh!
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[groaning]
>> nooooooo!
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Damn you, tiki idol!
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>> ha ha ha--
>> errgh! Hyah!
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>> unh!
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[squawks]
>> oh, yeah.
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[squawks]
>> oh, yeah.
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>> well, I guess someone liked
My peas.
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>> hey. Ask us the sex question.
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>> now that the kids are gone,
The sex has never been better.
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>> ha ha!
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I agree.
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♪ ba bawk bawk bawk
Ba bawk bawk bawk
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Bawk bawk bawk
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Ba bawk bawk bawk
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Ba bawk bawk bawk-a bawk-a
Bawk bawk bawk
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Ba bawk bawk bawk-a bawk-a
Bawk bawk bawk
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Bawk caw ♪
>> bawk.
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>> all right, keith, get your
Ass in here.
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Turner entertainment group]
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