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Hip hip hooray! 00:00:48.815 --> 00:00:50.250 line:10% position:50% size:18% - whew. 00:00:50.316 --> 00:00:53.753 line:10% position:48% size:53% I [beep]Ing hate you. 00:00:56.489 --> 00:00:58.358 line:79% position:50% size:80% - you're gonna Take good care of my car, right? 00:00:58.425 --> 00:01:00.593 line:79% position:45% size:68% - you guys Got nothing to worry about. 00:01:00.660 --> 00:01:02.328 line:85% position:45% size:48% I'm a professional. 00:01:02.395 --> 00:01:03.430 line:85% position:48% size:55% - a professional what? 00:01:03.496 --> 00:01:06.199 line:85% position:50% size:55% - come on. I'm hungry. 00:01:21.080 --> 00:01:22.816 line:85% position:43% size:65% - hey, you're not michael. 00:01:22.882 --> 00:01:23.650 line:85% position:50% size:38% - you can talk? 00:01:23.716 --> 00:01:27.454 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start - if he can talk, I bet he can party! 00:01:27.520 --> 00:01:28.588 line:79% position:50% size:18% - yeah! - yeah! 00:01:28.655 --> 00:01:33.293 line:79% position:45% size:50% - ♪ playing, Playing with a car ♪ 00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:35.395 line:79% position:30% size:38% align:start - [whistling] Ha ha ha, yeah! 00:01:35.462 --> 00:01:40.533 line:79% position:45% size:50% - ♪ playing, Playing with a car ♪ 00:01:42.035 --> 00:01:45.438 line:79% position:20% size:45% align:start ♪ 'cause after Parking limos... ♪ 00:01:45.505 --> 00:01:48.107 line:85% position:50% size:35% - bleeeeechhh! 00:01:50.743 --> 00:01:54.013 line:85% position:45% size:70% - ♪ said it was a bad time ♪ 00:01:54.080 --> 00:01:57.116 line:85% position:50% size:53% ♪ for a turbo boost ♪ 00:01:57.183 --> 00:02:00.520 line:85% position:50% size:80% ♪ I said it was the right time ♪ 00:02:00.587 --> 00:02:03.723 line:85% position:50% size:63% ♪ for a raunchy pursuit ♪ 00:02:03.790 --> 00:02:05.124 line:85% position:50% size:20% ♪ yeah ♪ 00:02:05.191 --> 00:02:11.764 line:79% position:45% size:50% ♪ playing, Playing with a car ♪ 00:02:11.831 --> 00:02:17.670 line:79% position:48% size:53% ♪ yeah, yeah, playing With a car ♪ 00:02:17.737 --> 00:02:19.572 line:85% position:50% size:20% - [gasp] 00:02:20.807 --> 00:02:22.542 line:85% position:48% size:13% Kitt? 00:02:24.143 --> 00:02:26.045 line:85% position:48% size:13% Kitt? 00:02:26.613 --> 00:02:29.082 line:85% position:48% size:33% - [whistling] 00:02:29.148 --> 00:02:31.918 line:10% position:43% size:45% [electronic beeps] 00:02:31.985 --> 00:02:35.321 line:10% position:50% size:38% - stop farting. 00:02:35.388 --> 00:02:37.423 line:85% position:43% size:65% - that looked like my toe. 00:02:37.490 --> 00:02:39.425 line:79% position:43% size:65% - why you in such a hurry? Going to the ball? 00:02:39.492 --> 00:02:41.794 line:79% position:35% size:30% align:start Ha ha ha. Not anymore. 00:02:41.861 --> 00:02:43.029 line:85% position:50% size:58% - we love you, grandma. 00:02:43.096 --> 00:02:45.298 line:85% position:45% size:68% - oh, I don't like it here. 00:02:45.365 --> 00:02:47.700 line:85% position:48% size:75% Everybody's trying to kill me. 00:02:47.767 --> 00:02:51.204 line:79% position:50% size:70% - oh, mom, Nobody's trying to kill you. 00:02:51.271 --> 00:02:55.208 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start - steve, we're gonna be Late for the movie. 00:02:55.275 --> 00:02:57.176 line:85% position:43% size:65% - we'll see you next week. 00:02:57.243 --> 00:02:58.878 line:85% position:50% size:50% - good-bye, grandma! 00:02:58.945 --> 00:03:01.581 line:85% position:45% size:28% - ok, dear. 00:03:13.760 --> 00:03:16.195 line:85% position:50% size:38% [men screaming] 00:03:16.763 --> 00:03:18.565 line:85% position:48% size:15% - ugh! 00:03:44.891 --> 00:03:46.926 line:79% position:30% size:30% align:start - what the-- Oh, no! 00:03:56.803 --> 00:03:59.539 line:85% position:50% size:18% - yeah. 00:03:59.606 --> 00:04:01.207 line:85% position:48% size:33% [all gasping] 00:04:01.274 --> 00:04:04.143 line:85% position:48% size:75% - lights out means lights out. 00:04:04.210 --> 00:04:06.646 line:85% position:50% size:60% - [grumbling, muttering] 00:04:12.218 --> 00:04:17.490 line:10% position:45% size:48% - aaaahh! Oh, gosh! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 00:04:20.193 --> 00:04:22.562 line:85% position:45% size:50% [indistinct chatter] 00:04:23.930 --> 00:04:25.698 line:79% position:30% size:40% align:start - ok, everybody, No touching. 00:04:25.765 --> 00:04:28.968 line:79% position:43% size:45% - they're 18 now. That's so awesome. 00:04:29.035 --> 00:04:30.003 line:85% position:48% size:33% - why's that? 00:04:30.069 --> 00:04:33.039 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start - because, you know, They're legal. 00:04:33.106 --> 00:04:34.741 line:85% position:50% size:58% - dude, you're like 35. 00:04:34.807 --> 00:04:37.877 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start - thanks, everybody. See you soon. 00:04:39.212 --> 00:04:41.447 line:74% position:50% size:63% [together] - what's the latest Fabulous news, everybody? 00:04:41.514 --> 00:04:45.318 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start - "The mary-kate and ashley In moscow" dvd hit number one! 00:04:45.385 --> 00:04:46.152 line:85% position:50% size:40% I knew it would. 00:04:46.219 --> 00:04:47.186 line:79% position:25% size:48% align:start - the olsen twins Tropical toothpaste 00:04:47.253 --> 00:04:50.056 line:79% position:50% size:78% Was endorsed by The american tooth association. 00:04:50.123 --> 00:04:53.459 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start - I just saved a ton of money By switching to geico. 00:04:53.526 --> 00:04:54.994 line:79% position:50% size:20% - great! - great! 00:04:55.061 --> 00:04:56.162 line:85% position:50% size:23% [ringing] 00:04:56.229 --> 00:04:57.363 line:79% position:48% size:33% - yes, chief? - yes, chief? 00:04:57.430 --> 00:04:58.364 line:79% position:50% size:18% - what? - what? 00:04:58.431 --> 00:04:59.432 line:79% position:50% size:60% - the city's in trouble? - the city's in trouble? 00:04:59.499 --> 00:05:00.900 line:79% position:50% size:58% - we'll be right there. - we'll be right there. 00:05:00.967 --> 00:05:04.971 line:79% position:48% size:73% - olsen twin powers activate. - olsen twin powers activate. 00:05:05.038 --> 00:05:09.008 line:85% position:50% size:60% - form of a giant eagle. 00:05:09.075 --> 00:05:13.146 line:85% position:48% size:73% - shape of a bucket of water. 00:05:13.513 --> 00:05:16.349 line:85% position:50% size:58% - glee glee glee gleek. 00:05:17.283 --> 00:05:18.985 line:85% position:50% size:18% [crash] 00:05:19.752 --> 00:05:22.522 line:85% position:45% size:48% - [crowd screaming] 00:05:34.333 --> 00:05:35.268 line:85% position:50% size:20% - oooph! 00:05:35.334 --> 00:05:36.569 line:85% position:45% size:28% - [roaring] 00:05:36.636 --> 00:05:40.540 line:79% position:45% size:70% - oh, I hope the olsen twins Get here in time. 00:05:41.107 --> 00:05:42.742 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start - the dragon's Tearing up the city. 00:05:42.809 --> 00:05:44.310 line:85% position:50% size:53% We've gotta stop him. 00:05:44.377 --> 00:05:47.013 line:85% position:50% size:63% - let's do it, mary-kate. 00:05:51.284 --> 00:05:53.586 line:79% position:50% size:20% - aahh! - aaahh! 00:05:56.022 --> 00:05:58.958 line:85% position:45% size:50% - gee gee gee gee... 00:06:00.359 --> 00:06:03.896 line:79% position:28% size:43% align:start - oh, ewwww. Did you see that? 00:06:03.963 --> 00:06:07.233 line:79% position:50% size:75% - I totally did. His skin is totally irritated. 00:06:07.300 --> 00:06:10.103 line:74% position:43% size:45% [together] - are you thinking What I'm thinking? 00:06:10.169 --> 00:06:11.137 line:85% position:50% size:23% - [growl] 00:06:11.204 --> 00:06:15.808 line:79% position:45% size:70% - oh, you're not An evil red dragon, are you? 00:06:15.875 --> 00:06:18.177 line:79% position:28% size:43% align:start Oh, you're just A harmless dragon 00:06:18.244 --> 00:06:20.046 line:85% position:43% size:65% With a bad skin condition. 00:06:20.113 --> 00:06:22.582 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start - and that's what Olsen oil skin cream 00:06:22.648 --> 00:06:24.317 line:85% position:50% size:33% Was made for. 00:06:24.383 --> 00:06:25.218 line:85% position:50% size:35% Now, lay down. 00:06:25.284 --> 00:06:29.222 line:85% position:48% size:73% - oh, doesn't this feel good? 00:06:32.225 --> 00:06:33.760 line:85% position:50% size:40% - [wolf whistle] 00:06:33.826 --> 00:06:36.829 line:79% position:45% size:30% - we did it! - we did it! 00:06:37.864 --> 00:06:40.032 line:85% position:50% size:20% - oomph! 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:43.102 line:85% position:50% size:43% - hooray! Hooray! 00:06:46.739 --> 00:06:50.676 line:79% position:50% size:58% - next time On "The olsen twins..." 00:06:52.845 --> 00:06:53.780 line:85% position:45% size:28% - sandwich? 00:06:53.846 --> 00:06:54.847 line:85% position:48% size:33% - no, thanks. 00:06:54.914 --> 00:06:58.918 line:85% position:48% size:35% - ha ha ha ha! 00:07:02.088 --> 00:07:03.055 line:85% position:50% size:20% - quack. 00:07:03.122 --> 00:07:03.923 line:85% position:48% size:13% - eh. 00:07:03.990 --> 00:07:07.727 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start - mommy, there's A monster in my closet. 00:07:07.794 --> 00:07:09.829 line:85% position:50% size:23% - I know. 00:07:11.798 --> 00:07:12.732 line:85% position:45% size:30% - he's dead. 00:07:12.799 --> 00:07:15.067 line:85% position:48% size:55% - ah, it's just a car. 00:07:15.134 --> 00:07:17.370 line:10% position:45% size:50% [electronic beeping] 00:07:22.742 --> 00:07:25.678 line:79% position:48% size:55% - murder's a new trick For a robot, isn't it? 00:07:25.745 --> 00:07:26.412 line:85% position:50% size:20% Respond. 00:07:26.479 --> 00:07:28.614 line:85% position:50% size:58% - I did not murder him. 00:07:28.681 --> 00:07:32.418 line:74% position:20% size:45% align:start - must have done Something real bad To piss you off. 00:07:32.485 --> 00:07:33.352 line:85% position:50% size:20% Respond. 00:07:33.419 --> 00:07:35.421 line:85% position:50% size:58% - I did not murder him. 00:07:35.488 --> 00:07:39.091 line:79% position:50% size:80% - or maybe you just hate humans. Is that it? 00:07:39.158 --> 00:07:41.294 line:85% position:50% size:58% - I did not murder him. 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:43.095 line:85% position:43% size:45% [weapons clicking] 00:07:44.530 --> 00:07:46.866 line:85% position:48% size:35% - yeah, right. 00:07:57.543 --> 00:08:02.048 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start - meet george jetson, His boy elroy, 00:08:02.114 --> 00:08:05.151 line:79% position:50% size:38% Daughter judy, Jane, his wife. 00:08:05.218 --> 00:08:08.321 line:79% position:50% size:78% Their lives Have been tarnished by murder-- 00:08:08.387 --> 00:08:10.823 line:79% position:25% size:48% align:start Murder by way of A broken windowpane 00:08:10.890 --> 00:08:14.760 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start And a fatal fall To the ground below. 00:08:15.695 --> 00:08:18.231 line:79% position:50% size:73% - who floats buildings That high up, I'm asking you? 00:08:18.297 --> 00:08:20.600 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start They put treadmills On the outside of them. 00:08:20.666 --> 00:08:21.834 line:85% position:50% size:43% You believe that? 00:08:21.901 --> 00:08:23.970 line:74% position:20% size:60% align:start He could have fallen off One of those things, For all we know. 00:08:24.036 --> 00:08:25.972 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start Damn, we are stupid In the future. 00:08:26.038 --> 00:08:29.075 line:79% position:50% size:50% - one detective knew It was no accident. 00:08:29.141 --> 00:08:31.944 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start - don't you realize This is safety glass? 00:08:32.011 --> 00:08:35.915 line:79% position:45% size:50% It would have taken A robot to--oh, god! 00:08:38.851 --> 00:08:42.088 line:79% position:18% size:63% align:start - one man would speak out For rosie's innocence. 00:08:42.154 --> 00:08:44.957 line:79% position:50% size:58% - ridiculous. My robots are harmless. 00:08:45.024 --> 00:08:46.292 line:85% position:50% size:70% With the 3 laws of robotics, 00:08:46.359 --> 00:08:48.294 line:79% position:48% size:55% The things have to do Anything we tell them. 00:08:48.361 --> 00:08:52.465 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start Now, if you'll excuse me, It's time for my sponge bath. 00:08:52.531 --> 00:08:53.466 line:85% position:45% size:48% Come along, retard. 00:08:53.532 --> 00:08:56.569 line:79% position:48% size:75% - beedie beedie beedie beedie. Somebody kill me. 00:08:56.636 --> 00:09:00.706 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start - and what of the other victims In this unsolved crime-- 00:09:00.773 --> 00:09:02.642 line:85% position:50% size:68% The family of the deceased? 00:09:02.708 --> 00:09:03.743 line:85% position:43% size:45% - it's not so bad. 00:09:03.809 --> 00:09:06.178 line:85% position:50% size:78% I got a new dad and everything. 00:09:06.245 --> 00:09:09.348 line:85% position:50% size:78% - time to go to your room, kid. 00:09:09.415 --> 00:09:10.116 line:85% position:48% size:15% - rey! 00:09:10.182 --> 00:09:11.550 line:85% position:50% size:60% Ret rour rands roff rer! 00:09:11.617 --> 00:09:13.252 line:85% position:50% size:73% - I don't know what you said, 00:09:13.319 --> 00:09:14.253 line:85% position:45% size:48% But I'm pretty sure 00:09:14.320 --> 00:09:16.923 line:79% position:50% size:60% It's something People get neutered for. 00:09:16.989 --> 00:09:19.058 line:85% position:45% size:28% - [whining] 00:09:19.926 --> 00:09:24.030 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start - the family hasn't seen much Of judy jetson recently. 00:09:24.096 --> 00:09:27.600 line:79% position:43% size:65% - dad's dead, And now I'm in this alley, 00:09:27.667 --> 00:09:29.201 line:85% position:50% size:53% And I have no--aahhh! 00:09:29.268 --> 00:09:32.872 line:79% position:50% size:58% - aw, come on. Of course rosie did it. 00:09:32.939 --> 00:09:35.841 line:79% position:50% size:68% Those 3 laws Are full of crap, you know? 00:09:35.908 --> 00:09:38.744 line:79% position:50% size:60% She was built To keep the place clean, 00:09:38.811 --> 00:09:40.479 line:85% position:50% size:70% But he always kept it messy. 00:09:40.546 --> 00:09:45.384 line:74% position:20% size:58% align:start She probably killed him To make sure the place Wouldn't get dirty. 00:09:46.686 --> 00:09:47.987 line:85% position:45% size:48% How do I know this? 00:09:48.054 --> 00:09:50.690 line:85% position:45% size:68% Because I, too, am a robot. 00:09:50.756 --> 00:09:54.660 line:79% position:48% size:53% ♪ git git Git git got git git ♪ 00:09:54.727 --> 00:09:56.862 line:85% position:48% size:53% ♪ gaw ge-gaw ge-gaw ♪ 00:09:56.929 --> 00:09:58.731 line:85% position:45% size:48% ♪ ge ge go-gaw ge ♪ 00:09:58.798 --> 00:10:00.633 line:85% position:43% size:45% ♪ eee erh, robot ♪ 00:10:00.700 --> 00:10:02.768 line:85% position:50% size:68% - who killed george jetson? 00:10:02.835 --> 00:10:07.373 line:79% position:50% size:63% Big businessman gone bad? That pissing dog? 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:10.576 line:79% position:50% size:78% Or was it truly The soulless metal housekeeper? 00:10:10.643 --> 00:10:14.046 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start - I really didn't murder Mr. J., you know? 00:10:14.113 --> 00:10:17.149 line:79% position:50% size:55% - perhaps, But just to be safe... 00:10:20.219 --> 00:10:23.656 line:79% position:50% size:55% - next time on "Unsolved case files," 00:10:23.723 --> 00:10:24.457 line:85% position:45% size:10% Jem. 00:10:24.523 --> 00:10:26.726 line:85% position:50% size:63% Was she truly outrageous? 00:10:26.792 --> 00:10:31.597 line:85% position:50% size:78% Truly, truly, truly outrageous? 00:10:33.566 --> 00:10:35.735 line:85% position:50% size:20% [peeing] 00:10:37.336 --> 00:10:40.139 line:85% position:50% size:65% [chickens clucking a song] 00:10:54.820 --> 00:10:56.522 line:85% position:50% size:48% [monkey chattering] 00:10:56.589 --> 00:10:59.291 line:10% position:50% size:68% Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group 00:10:59.358 --> 00:11:03.662 line:10% position:18% size:63% align:start Captioned by the national Captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org-- 17678

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