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Ha ha ha!
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[tools whirring]
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- it's alive!
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- ha ha ha ha!
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- hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray!
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- whew.
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I [beep]Ing hate you.
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- you're gonna
Take good care of my car, right?
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- you guys
Got nothing to worry about.
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I'm a professional.
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- a professional what?
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- come on. I'm hungry.
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- hey, you're not michael.
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- you can talk?
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- if he can talk,
I bet he can party!
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- yeah!
- yeah!
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- ♪ playing,
Playing with a car ♪
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- [whistling]
Ha ha ha, yeah!
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- ♪ playing,
Playing with a car ♪
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♪ 'cause after
Parking limos... ♪
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- bleeeeechhh!
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- ♪ said it was a bad time ♪
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♪ for a turbo boost ♪
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♪ I said it was the right time ♪
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♪ for a raunchy pursuit ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
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♪ playing,
Playing with a car ♪
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♪ yeah, yeah, playing
With a car ♪
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- [gasp]
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Kitt?
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Kitt?
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- [whistling]
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[electronic beeps]
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- stop farting.
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- that looked like my toe.
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- why you in such a hurry?
Going to the ball?
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Ha ha ha.
Not anymore.
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- we love you, grandma.
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- oh, I don't like it here.
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Everybody's trying to kill me.
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- oh, mom,
Nobody's trying to kill you.
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- steve, we're gonna be
Late for the movie.
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- we'll see you next week.
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- good-bye, grandma!
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- ok, dear.
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[men screaming]
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- ugh!
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- what the--
Oh, no!
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- yeah.
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[all gasping]
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- lights out means lights out.
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- [grumbling, muttering]
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- aaaahh! Oh, gosh!
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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[indistinct chatter]
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- ok, everybody,
No touching.
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- they're 18 now.
That's so awesome.
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- why's that?
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- because, you know,
They're legal.
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- dude, you're like 35.
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- thanks, everybody.
See you soon.
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[together]
- what's the latest
Fabulous news, everybody?
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- "The mary-kate and ashley
In moscow" dvd hit number one!
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I knew it would.
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- the olsen twins
Tropical toothpaste
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Was endorsed by
The american tooth association.
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- I just saved a ton of money
By switching to geico.
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- great!
- great!
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[ringing]
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- yes, chief?
- yes, chief?
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- what?
- what?
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- the city's in trouble?
- the city's in trouble?
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- we'll be right there.
- we'll be right there.
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- olsen twin powers activate.
- olsen twin powers activate.
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- form of a giant eagle.
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- shape of a bucket of water.
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- glee glee glee gleek.
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[crash]
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- [crowd screaming]
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- oooph!
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- [roaring]
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- oh, I hope the olsen twins
Get here in time.
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- the dragon's
Tearing up the city.
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We've gotta stop him.
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- let's do it, mary-kate.
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- aahh!
- aaahh!
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- gee gee gee gee...
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- oh, ewwww.
Did you see that?
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- I totally did.
His skin is totally irritated.
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[together]
- are you thinking
What I'm thinking?
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- [growl]
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- oh, you're not
An evil red dragon, are you?
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Oh, you're just
A harmless dragon
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With a bad skin condition.
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- and that's what
Olsen oil skin cream
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Was made for.
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Now, lay down.
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- oh, doesn't this feel good?
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- [wolf whistle]
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- we did it!
- we did it!
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- oomph!
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- hooray! Hooray!
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- next time
On "The olsen twins..."
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- sandwich?
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- no, thanks.
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- ha ha ha ha!
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- quack.
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- eh.
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- mommy, there's
A monster in my closet.
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- I know.
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- he's dead.
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- ah, it's just a car.
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[electronic beeping]
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- murder's a new trick
For a robot, isn't it?
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Respond.
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- I did not murder him.
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- must have done
Something real bad
To piss you off.
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Respond.
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- I did not murder him.
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- or maybe you just hate humans.
Is that it?
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- I did not murder him.
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[weapons clicking]
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- yeah, right.
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- meet george jetson,
His boy elroy,
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Daughter judy,
Jane, his wife.
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Their lives
Have been tarnished by murder--
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Murder by way of
A broken windowpane
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And a fatal fall
To the ground below.
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- who floats buildings
That high up, I'm asking you?
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They put treadmills
On the outside of them.
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You believe that?
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He could have fallen off
One of those things,
For all we know.
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Damn, we are stupid
In the future.
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- one detective knew
It was no accident.
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- don't you realize
This is safety glass?
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It would have taken
A robot to--oh, god!
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- one man would speak out
For rosie's innocence.
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- ridiculous.
My robots are harmless.
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With the 3 laws of robotics,
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The things have to do
Anything we tell them.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
It's time for my sponge bath.
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Come along, retard.
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- beedie beedie beedie beedie.
Somebody kill me.
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- and what of the other victims
In this unsolved crime--
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The family of the deceased?
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- it's not so bad.
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I got a new dad and everything.
00:09:06.245 --> 00:09:09.348 line:85% position:50% size:78%
- time to go to your room, kid.
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- rey!
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Ret rour rands roff rer!
00:09:11.617 --> 00:09:13.252 line:85% position:50% size:73%
- I don't know what you said,
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But I'm pretty sure
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It's something
People get neutered for.
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- [whining]
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- the family hasn't seen much
Of judy jetson recently.
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- dad's dead,
And now I'm in this alley,
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And I have no--aahhh!
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- aw, come on.
Of course rosie did it.
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Those 3 laws
Are full of crap, you know?
00:09:35.908 --> 00:09:38.744 line:79% position:50% size:60%
She was built
To keep the place clean,
00:09:38.811 --> 00:09:40.479 line:85% position:50% size:70%
But he always kept it messy.
00:09:40.546 --> 00:09:45.384 line:74% position:20% size:58% align:start
She probably killed him
To make sure the place
Wouldn't get dirty.
00:09:46.686 --> 00:09:47.987 line:85% position:45% size:48%
How do I know this?
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Because I, too, am a robot.
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♪ git git
Git git got git git ♪
00:09:54.727 --> 00:09:56.862 line:85% position:48% size:53%
♪ gaw ge-gaw ge-gaw ♪
00:09:56.929 --> 00:09:58.731 line:85% position:45% size:48%
♪ ge ge go-gaw ge ♪
00:09:58.798 --> 00:10:00.633 line:85% position:43% size:45%
♪ eee erh, robot ♪
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- who killed george jetson?
00:10:02.835 --> 00:10:07.373 line:79% position:50% size:63%
Big businessman gone bad?
That pissing dog?
00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:10.576 line:79% position:50% size:78%
Or was it truly
The soulless metal housekeeper?
00:10:10.643 --> 00:10:14.046 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start
- I really didn't murder
Mr. J., you know?
00:10:14.113 --> 00:10:17.149 line:79% position:50% size:55%
- perhaps,
But just to be safe...
00:10:20.219 --> 00:10:23.656 line:79% position:50% size:55%
- next time on
"Unsolved case files,"
00:10:23.723 --> 00:10:24.457 line:85% position:45% size:10%
Jem.
00:10:24.523 --> 00:10:26.726 line:85% position:50% size:63%
Was she truly outrageous?
00:10:26.792 --> 00:10:31.597 line:85% position:50% size:78%
Truly, truly, truly outrageous?
00:10:33.566 --> 00:10:35.735 line:85% position:50% size:20%
[peeing]
00:10:37.336 --> 00:10:40.139 line:85% position:50% size:65%
[chickens clucking a song]
00:10:54.820 --> 00:10:56.522 line:85% position:50% size:48%
[monkey chattering]
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