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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: Webvtt X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000 00:00:05.405 --> 00:00:06.940 line:10% position:43% size:25% [laughing] 00:00:08.408 --> 00:00:10.477 line:74% position:43% size:25% [whirring] 00:00:13.780 --> 00:00:17.517 line:10% position:50% size:68% Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group 00:00:17.584 --> 00:00:20.086 line:85% position:48% size:33% - it's alive! 00:00:37.303 --> 00:00:38.605 line:85% position:50% size:78% - tonight's special guest star: 00:00:38.671 --> 00:00:39.572 line:85% position:50% size:35% Conan o'brien. 00:00:39.639 --> 00:00:40.507 line:85% position:50% size:40% [doorbell rings] 00:00:40.573 --> 00:00:41.341 line:85% position:50% size:40% - ♪ he's randy ♪ 00:00:41.408 --> 00:00:43.543 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start ♪ the oblivious pizza Delivery guy ♪ 00:00:43.610 --> 00:00:44.444 line:85% position:50% size:40% - ♪ ding, dong ♪ 00:00:44.511 --> 00:00:45.612 line:85% position:45% size:68% - here's your pizza, ma'am. 00:00:45.678 --> 00:00:48.348 line:85% position:43% size:45% - [audience hoots] 00:00:48.915 --> 00:00:50.150 line:85% position:45% size:68% - here's your pizza, ma'am. 00:00:50.216 --> 00:00:51.785 line:85% position:50% size:43% That'll be 18.44. 00:00:51.851 --> 00:00:53.086 line:85% position:50% size:60% - I don't have any cash. 00:00:53.153 --> 00:00:56.089 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start Is there another way I can pay for it? 00:00:56.156 --> 00:00:58.324 line:85% position:50% size:70% - do you have a credit card? 00:00:58.391 --> 00:01:01.294 line:85% position:43% size:65% - isn't there another way? 00:01:01.361 --> 00:01:02.896 line:85% position:50% size:50% - traveler's checks? 00:01:02.962 --> 00:01:04.464 line:85% position:48% size:13% - no. 00:01:04.531 --> 00:01:05.799 line:85% position:50% size:23% I mean... 00:01:05.865 --> 00:01:06.800 line:85% position:50% size:28% - [hooting] 00:01:06.866 --> 00:01:07.734 line:85% position:48% size:33% - debit card? 00:01:07.801 --> 00:01:09.235 line:85% position:50% size:63% We do the debit card now. 00:01:09.302 --> 00:01:10.470 line:85% position:50% size:18% - jeez. 00:01:10.537 --> 00:01:12.839 line:85% position:50% size:58% You sure are oblivious. 00:01:12.906 --> 00:01:13.673 line:85% position:50% size:40% - ♪ he's randy ♪ 00:01:13.740 --> 00:01:16.242 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start ♪ the oblivious Pizza delivery guy ♪ 00:01:16.309 --> 00:01:18.044 line:85% position:50% size:40% - ♪ ding, dong ♪ 00:01:22.182 --> 00:01:23.883 line:85% position:50% size:55% - he's about to crack. 00:01:23.950 --> 00:01:28.121 line:74% position:50% size:63% - you've seen "World's Most one-sided fistfights Caught on film." 00:01:28.188 --> 00:01:32.058 line:79% position:50% size:43% Now check it out Mardi gras style! 00:01:32.125 --> 00:01:34.127 line:79% position:48% size:55% We take to the streets Of new orleans 00:01:34.194 --> 00:01:36.162 line:85% position:50% size:78% For wild mardi gras fist fights 00:01:36.229 --> 00:01:39.766 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start That are more One-sided than ever. 00:01:39.833 --> 00:01:44.137 line:79% position:50% size:70% You gumbo crazy for These one-sided fist fights. 00:01:44.204 --> 00:01:45.138 line:85% position:50% size:18% - whoa! 00:01:45.205 --> 00:01:48.741 line:79% position:50% size:58% - these fist fights are Outrageously one-sided. 00:01:48.808 --> 00:01:50.243 line:85% position:50% size:38% I gare-ron-tee! 00:01:50.310 --> 00:01:51.377 line:85% position:50% size:43% - what the--aagh! 00:01:51.444 --> 00:01:53.913 line:79% position:50% size:53% - and the fist fights Really get one-sided 00:01:53.980 --> 00:01:56.115 line:85% position:50% size:80% When snoop dogg makes the scene! 00:01:56.182 --> 00:01:59.018 line:85% position:50% size:78% - hey, y'all. Snibbity diggity! 00:02:00.386 --> 00:02:01.621 line:85% position:45% size:30% - order now. 00:02:01.688 --> 00:02:03.223 line:85% position:50% size:60% - your mother is so fat, 00:02:03.289 --> 00:02:04.791 line:85% position:50% size:63% When her beeper goes off, 00:02:04.858 --> 00:02:07.594 line:85% position:50% size:80% People believe she's backing up. 00:02:07.660 --> 00:02:09.028 line:85% position:45% size:50% - your mother is.... 00:02:09.095 --> 00:02:10.497 line:85% position:50% size:23% - oh, my! 00:02:10.563 --> 00:02:12.332 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start The educational Wrestling federation 00:02:12.398 --> 00:02:13.466 line:85% position:50% size:58% Is live and on the air. 00:02:13.533 --> 00:02:17.103 line:79% position:50% size:78% And trust me, folks, it's gonna Be one hell of a night. 00:02:17.170 --> 00:02:18.404 line:85% position:50% size:65% Buck mccoy here back again 00:02:18.471 --> 00:02:21.474 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start With former u.S. Secretary Of education rod paige! 00:02:21.541 --> 00:02:22.942 line:79% position:50% size:53% - hopefully tonight's Event will be 00:02:23.009 --> 00:02:24.611 line:79% position:43% size:65% Intellectually stimulating As well as-- 00:02:24.677 --> 00:02:27.780 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start - what's that? Something's Happening in the back! 00:02:29.582 --> 00:02:30.884 line:85% position:48% size:73% Here comes benjamin franklin, 00:02:30.950 --> 00:02:33.786 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start And, ladies and gentlemen, He does not look happy. 00:02:33.853 --> 00:02:35.421 line:85% position:48% size:75% - franklin played a vital role 00:02:35.488 --> 00:02:36.389 line:85% position:50% size:58% Building support abroad 00:02:36.456 --> 00:02:38.091 line:79% position:25% size:50% align:start For america's battle For independence. 00:02:38.157 --> 00:02:39.292 line:85% position:50% size:60% - and, pardon my french, 00:02:39.359 --> 00:02:42.795 line:79% position:10% size:78% align:start But he also played a vital role In getting his ass kicked-- 00:02:42.862 --> 00:02:44.097 line:85% position:50% size:80% Courtesy of the wright brothers. 00:02:44.163 --> 00:02:46.599 line:79% position:50% size:43% After last week's Pearl harbor job, 00:02:46.666 --> 00:02:49.235 line:79% position:20% size:55% align:start Franklin has got to Be hungry for revenge. 00:02:49.302 --> 00:02:52.138 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start - I suppose y'all saw what The wright brothers did 00:02:52.205 --> 00:02:53.907 line:85% position:48% size:75% To old ben franklin last week. 00:02:53.973 --> 00:02:56.576 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start Well, if y'all think It's a bunch of bull crap, 00:02:56.643 --> 00:02:58.711 line:85% position:45% size:50% Give me a "Boo-yah!" 00:02:58.778 --> 00:02:59.646 line:85% position:43% size:25% - boo-yah! 00:02:59.712 --> 00:03:01.047 line:85% position:50% size:50% - and, furthermore-- 00:03:01.114 --> 00:03:01.848 line:85% position:48% size:33% [music plays] 00:03:01.915 --> 00:03:03.716 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start - it's those damned Wright brothers! 00:03:03.783 --> 00:03:05.518 line:79% position:50% size:60% - their first successful Airplane flight 00:03:05.585 --> 00:03:07.854 line:79% position:50% size:63% Took place in kitty hawk, North carolina. 00:03:07.921 --> 00:03:08.922 line:85% position:50% size:63% - you're damn right, rod! 00:03:08.988 --> 00:03:10.390 line:85% position:48% size:55% Those sneaky bastards! 00:03:10.456 --> 00:03:12.225 line:85% position:48% size:35% [crowd booing] 00:03:12.292 --> 00:03:13.259 line:85% position:50% size:40% - hey, franklin! 00:03:13.326 --> 00:03:16.930 line:79% position:18% size:63% align:start It sure was fun kicking Your sorry ass last week. 00:03:16.996 --> 00:03:19.198 line:79% position:20% size:50% align:start And we want to Do it again tonight! 00:03:19.265 --> 00:03:22.835 line:79% position:15% size:70% align:start - and, by the way, the match Will start right now. 00:03:22.902 --> 00:03:24.203 line:85% position:50% size:63% - they're doing it again! 00:03:24.270 --> 00:03:25.338 line:85% position:50% size:58% They're doing it again! 00:03:25.405 --> 00:03:26.706 line:85% position:50% size:80% Jumpin' [bleep] On a pogo stick, 00:03:26.773 --> 00:03:30.877 line:79% position:48% size:75% The wright brothers are taking It to benjamin franklin again! 00:03:32.045 --> 00:03:32.679 line:85% position:45% size:30% It's gandhi! 00:03:32.745 --> 00:03:34.213 line:85% position:50% size:80% I can't believe it, it's gandhi! 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:37.283 line:79% position:50% size:78% - gandhi's method of nonviolent Conflict resolution 00:03:37.350 --> 00:03:38.484 line:85% position:50% size:63% Was ultimately what got-- 00:03:38.551 --> 00:03:39.619 line:85% position:50% size:63% - you're damned straight! 00:03:39.686 --> 00:03:42.555 line:79% position:50% size:78% Mahatma's gonna resolve This conflict with a vengeance! 00:03:42.622 --> 00:03:43.756 line:85% position:50% size:23% Hellfire! 00:03:43.823 --> 00:03:46.426 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start Franklin's going up For the c-note! 00:03:46.492 --> 00:03:47.627 line:85% position:45% size:28% The c-note! 00:03:47.694 --> 00:03:51.464 line:85% position:48% size:75% Yeah! Now, that's educational! 00:03:51.531 --> 00:03:53.266 line:85% position:45% size:70% - I can still see your sack. 00:03:53.333 --> 00:03:56.603 line:79% position:43% size:65% - welcome back to the 19th Season of "Oprah." 00:03:56.669 --> 00:04:00.440 line:79% position:23% size:55% align:start Today, no dream Is too big to fulfill. 00:04:00.506 --> 00:04:02.809 line:85% position:50% size:65% What can oprah do for you? 00:04:02.875 --> 00:04:03.810 line:85% position:43% size:45% - me?! Oh! Oh, my! 00:04:03.876 --> 00:04:05.745 line:79% position:20% size:45% align:start I'd love a nice Pastrami sandwich. 00:04:05.812 --> 00:04:08.982 line:85% position:50% size:63% - check under your chair! 00:04:09.048 --> 00:04:11.150 line:85% position:50% size:35% [crowd "Oohs"] 00:04:11.217 --> 00:04:12.018 line:85% position:45% size:30% - it's good. 00:04:12.085 --> 00:04:16.055 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start - everyone else, Look under your chairs. 00:04:16.823 --> 00:04:17.624 line:85% position:43% size:25% [all gasp] 00:04:17.690 --> 00:04:19.425 line:85% position:50% size:50% Don't open them yet. 00:04:19.492 --> 00:04:20.426 line:85% position:50% size:23% - oh! Oh! 00:04:20.493 --> 00:04:22.695 line:85% position:43% size:25% - not yet! 00:04:22.762 --> 00:04:24.397 line:85% position:43% size:65% - what is it? What? What?! 00:04:24.464 --> 00:04:27.667 line:85% position:48% size:55% - now! Open the boxes! 00:04:27.734 --> 00:04:30.436 line:85% position:43% size:65% They're keys to a new car! 00:04:30.503 --> 00:04:33.806 line:85% position:50% size:60% Everyone gets a new car! 00:04:33.873 --> 00:04:35.908 line:85% position:45% size:30% - [cheering] 00:04:35.975 --> 00:04:37.510 line:85% position:48% size:13% - oh. 00:04:37.577 --> 00:04:38.978 line:85% position:50% size:23% - ok, ok. 00:04:39.045 --> 00:04:40.179 line:85% position:50% size:53% Oprah's got a caller. 00:04:40.246 --> 00:04:41.080 line:10% position:50% size:55% What's your wish, sir. 00:04:41.147 --> 00:04:43.616 line:10% position:45% size:48% - I would like more Land for my people, 00:04:43.683 --> 00:04:45.451 line:10% position:50% size:60% Land we can be proud of. 00:04:45.518 --> 00:04:46.319 line:10% position:48% size:53% - you want more land? 00:04:46.386 --> 00:04:50.957 line:79% position:50% size:50% How about the entire Louisiana purchase! 00:04:51.024 --> 00:04:53.359 line:85% position:43% size:25% [applause] 00:04:53.426 --> 00:04:55.895 line:79% position:50% size:55% - this will look great In my casino. 00:04:55.962 --> 00:04:57.497 line:85% position:48% size:73% - you think that's something? 00:04:57.563 --> 00:04:59.966 line:85% position:45% size:50% No dream is too big. 00:05:00.033 --> 00:05:01.100 line:85% position:43% size:45% Look out, america, 00:05:01.167 --> 00:05:02.201 line:85% position:48% size:55% We're raising the dead 00:05:02.268 --> 00:05:04.270 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start So you can see your Loved ones again! 00:05:04.337 --> 00:05:06.873 line:79% position:45% size:48% All of you who have Been laid to rest, 00:05:06.939 --> 00:05:08.274 line:85% position:50% size:55% I want you to rise up! 00:05:08.341 --> 00:05:09.308 line:85% position:50% size:48% The power of oprah! 00:05:09.375 --> 00:05:11.144 line:85% position:50% size:65% The big o is coming at ya! 00:05:11.210 --> 00:05:12.245 line:85% position:50% size:63% We're almost out of time. 00:05:12.311 --> 00:05:16.349 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start But we can end the show With one more dream come true. 00:05:16.416 --> 00:05:17.684 line:85% position:50% size:63% Sally, from north dakota, 00:05:17.750 --> 00:05:20.453 line:85% position:50% size:78% What's your dream, little girl? 00:05:20.520 --> 00:05:24.290 line:79% position:20% size:55% align:start - I'd like daddy To stop hurting mommy. 00:05:26.359 --> 00:05:27.493 line:85% position:50% size:35% - [man coughs] 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:28.327 line:85% position:48% size:15% - arr! 00:05:28.394 --> 00:05:30.596 line:85% position:45% size:70% What that steering wheel be? 00:05:30.663 --> 00:05:33.166 line:85% position:45% size:70% - arr! It's drivin' me nuts. 00:05:33.232 --> 00:05:34.400 line:85% position:50% size:63% - see you at the meeting. 00:05:34.467 --> 00:05:35.935 line:85% position:50% size:60% - yeah, see you there... 00:05:36.002 --> 00:05:37.503 line:85% position:50% size:18% Douche. 00:05:42.542 --> 00:05:44.377 line:85% position:50% size:18% [farts] 00:05:44.444 --> 00:05:45.411 line:85% position:50% size:33% [door creaks] 00:05:45.478 --> 00:05:48.114 line:85% position:50% size:40% [loud footsteps] 00:05:49.515 --> 00:05:50.283 line:85% position:50% size:23% Uh...Oc-- 00:05:50.349 --> 00:05:52.585 line:85% position:45% size:48% Occupied. Occupied. 00:05:55.288 --> 00:05:56.422 line:85% position:45% size:30% [shuddering] 00:05:56.489 --> 00:05:59.058 line:85% position:45% size:28% - [roaring] 00:06:02.095 --> 00:06:03.296 line:85% position:48% size:33% - uh, hello?! 00:06:03.362 --> 00:06:04.363 line:85% position:45% size:28% Hello, 911! 00:06:04.430 --> 00:06:05.364 line:85% position:50% size:20% - [roar] 00:06:05.431 --> 00:06:07.366 line:85% position:45% size:50% - I'm in a bathroom! 00:06:08.367 --> 00:06:10.470 line:85% position:50% size:38% [roaring stops] 00:06:10.536 --> 00:06:11.437 line:85% position:50% size:20% - [fart] 00:06:11.504 --> 00:06:12.839 line:85% position:50% size:23% Oh, wait! 00:06:12.905 --> 00:06:15.441 line:85% position:50% size:23% [roaring] 00:06:31.157 --> 00:06:33.793 line:85% position:50% size:40% [loud footsteps] 00:06:40.032 --> 00:06:41.134 line:85% position:43% size:45% - dumplestiltskin: 00:06:41.200 --> 00:06:43.035 line:85% position:48% size:73% A creature not of your world, 00:06:43.102 --> 00:06:45.171 line:85% position:45% size:70% But a user of its bathrooms. 00:06:45.238 --> 00:06:47.840 line:79% position:43% size:65% When finished, It leaves behind terror... 00:06:47.907 --> 00:06:53.112 line:79% position:48% size:73% Terror and a basketball-sized Chocolate mud baby... 00:06:53.179 --> 00:06:55.414 line:85% position:50% size:58% From the twilight zone. 00:06:58.050 --> 00:06:59.852 line:85% position:43% size:25% - oh! Oof! 00:07:00.820 --> 00:07:03.456 line:85% position:45% size:30% - [laughter] 00:07:05.224 --> 00:07:06.826 line:79% position:50% size:55% - all right, Let's take a look at-- 00:07:06.893 --> 00:07:09.195 line:85% position:45% size:48% Good sweet [bleep]! 00:07:10.029 --> 00:07:13.866 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start - you must find My client not guilty! 00:07:13.933 --> 00:07:15.468 line:85% position:50% size:58% - ladies and gentlemen, 00:07:15.535 --> 00:07:18.070 line:79% position:50% size:43% You hold the fate Of this young man 00:07:18.137 --> 00:07:20.273 line:85% position:50% size:35% In your hands. 00:07:23.176 --> 00:07:23.943 line:85% position:45% size:30% - ok, y'all, 00:07:24.010 --> 00:07:26.445 line:79% position:23% size:55% align:start The facts in this here Case seem clear 00:07:26.512 --> 00:07:28.047 line:85% position:50% size:63% As a new ford windshield. 00:07:28.114 --> 00:07:31.551 line:79% position:50% size:68% Now, the kid's boss catches Him stealing from the till. 00:07:31.617 --> 00:07:33.619 line:79% position:20% size:45% align:start Well, the kid's Gotta shut him up. 00:07:33.686 --> 00:07:35.788 line:85% position:48% size:33% - no! No! No! 00:07:35.855 --> 00:07:39.792 line:85% position:50% size:80% - then the kid ditches the body. 00:07:39.859 --> 00:07:42.228 line:85% position:43% size:25% [cow moos] 00:07:42.295 --> 00:07:43.062 line:79% position:50% size:23% - guilty. - guilty. 00:07:43.129 --> 00:07:44.397 line:79% position:48% size:73% - he's, like, totally guilty. - bark! 00:07:44.463 --> 00:07:46.632 line:79% position:20% size:53% align:start - so, let's just vote This sucker guilty 00:07:46.699 --> 00:07:48.000 line:85% position:50% size:40% And hit the bar! 00:07:48.067 --> 00:07:49.235 line:85% position:50% size:20% Yee-haw! 00:07:49.302 --> 00:07:50.670 line:79% position:30% size:33% align:start All in favor? - aye! 00:07:50.736 --> 00:07:51.838 line:85% position:50% size:35% - all opposed? 00:07:51.904 --> 00:07:52.505 line:85% position:48% size:15% - nay. 00:07:52.572 --> 00:07:53.506 line:79% position:30% size:33% align:start - an outrage! - bogus! 00:07:53.573 --> 00:07:55.741 line:79% position:50% size:60% - the witness' testimony Was totally unreliable. 00:07:55.808 --> 00:07:58.511 line:79% position:50% size:50% - isn't it true that Your mother, sister, 00:07:58.578 --> 00:08:02.982 line:79% position:50% size:60% Cousin, and aunt are all The same person? 00:08:03.049 --> 00:08:03.916 line:85% position:43% size:25% - ah, duh. 00:08:03.983 --> 00:08:06.619 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start - I believe the victim's Mistress killed him. 00:08:06.686 --> 00:08:09.889 line:79% position:20% size:58% align:start - ms. Herring, what was The last conversation 00:08:09.956 --> 00:08:11.457 line:85% position:50% size:65% You had with the deceased? 00:08:11.524 --> 00:08:12.625 line:85% position:48% size:73% - I told that greasy mechanic 00:08:12.692 --> 00:08:15.027 line:79% position:45% size:70% If he went back to his wife, I'd kill him. 00:08:15.094 --> 00:08:17.597 line:79% position:45% size:50% - and did he go back To his wife? 00:08:17.663 --> 00:08:18.297 line:85% position:48% size:15% - yes! 00:08:18.364 --> 00:08:19.932 line:79% position:50% size:58% - and did you kill him? - ye-- 00:08:19.999 --> 00:08:20.967 line:85% position:45% size:30% - objection! 00:08:21.033 --> 00:08:21.934 line:85% position:43% size:25% Relevance. 00:08:22.001 --> 00:08:22.935 line:85% position:45% size:30% - sustained. 00:08:23.002 --> 00:08:26.505 line:79% position:50% size:60% - yeah! Then the five-oh Plant the dma evidence. 00:08:26.572 --> 00:08:27.940 line:85% position:45% size:68% You can't trust the police. 00:08:28.007 --> 00:08:31.143 line:79% position:20% size:55% align:start One time a police Take my shoeshine box, 00:08:31.210 --> 00:08:32.378 line:85% position:50% size:40% Beat me with it. 00:08:32.445 --> 00:08:34.714 line:85% position:50% size:23% My lordy! 00:08:34.780 --> 00:08:37.416 line:85% position:50% size:78% What? Every black man on the tv 00:08:37.483 --> 00:08:39.886 line:79% position:50% size:58% Gots to be a posimative Role model? 00:08:39.952 --> 00:08:44.357 line:79% position:18% size:65% align:start - but the dna evidence Matched 13 out of 13 sdrs. 00:08:44.423 --> 00:08:47.193 line:85% position:50% size:78% The defendant's clearly guilty. 00:08:47.260 --> 00:08:49.695 line:85% position:45% size:68% - uh, you're a [bleep] Dog. 00:08:49.762 --> 00:08:52.899 line:85% position:50% size:80% Ok, so let's go over this again. 00:08:54.100 --> 00:08:57.803 line:79% position:20% size:55% align:start And that's why we must Find that young man 00:08:57.870 --> 00:08:59.071 line:85% position:45% size:28% Not guilty. 00:08:59.138 --> 00:09:01.340 line:79% position:50% size:58% - fine, fine! How does everyone vote? 00:09:01.407 --> 00:09:03.376 line:79% position:48% size:33% - not guilty. - not guilty. 00:09:03.442 --> 00:09:04.176 line:85% position:50% size:23% - [sighs] 00:09:04.243 --> 00:09:06.145 line:85% position:45% size:70% - mr. Foreman, your verdict? 00:09:06.212 --> 00:09:07.213 line:85% position:48% size:33% - not guilty. 00:09:07.280 --> 00:09:08.014 line:85% position:50% size:35% - [loud gasps] 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:09.715 line:85% position:43% size:65% - justice has been served! 00:09:09.782 --> 00:09:11.884 line:79% position:28% size:43% align:start It's my belief That the mistress 00:09:11.951 --> 00:09:12.718 line:85% position:50% size:60% Is guilty of this crime. 00:09:12.785 --> 00:09:13.786 line:79% position:23% size:53% align:start - what about the fact That ms. Herring 00:09:13.853 --> 00:09:16.555 line:79% position:50% size:78% Was singing the national anthem At the world series 00:09:16.622 --> 00:09:18.090 line:85% position:43% size:65% At the time of the murder? 00:09:18.157 --> 00:09:19.392 line:85% position:48% size:33% - uh...Ha ha. 00:09:19.458 --> 00:09:21.527 line:79% position:20% size:55% align:start - I told you, I'd kill Any man you loved 00:09:21.594 --> 00:09:22.595 line:85% position:50% size:60% If you wouldn't love me! 00:09:22.662 --> 00:09:24.297 line:85% position:50% size:58% Now I'll kill you, too! 00:09:24.363 --> 00:09:25.364 line:85% position:50% size:23% - oh, no! 00:09:25.431 --> 00:09:26.899 line:85% position:48% size:13% - no! 00:09:26.966 --> 00:09:27.800 line:85% position:45% size:28% Sorry, pal, 00:09:27.867 --> 00:09:30.770 line:79% position:23% size:55% align:start But you're one wrong I've just gotta right. 00:09:30.836 --> 00:09:32.638 line:85% position:50% size:38% [both grunting] 00:09:32.705 --> 00:09:35.341 line:85% position:50% size:63% - oh, I wish I had fists. 00:09:37.476 --> 00:09:39.211 line:85% position:45% size:10% Agh! 00:09:39.278 --> 00:09:41.113 line:85% position:50% size:20% - uh-oh. 00:09:41.180 --> 00:09:44.383 line:79% position:48% size:75% - jack beckett, you're charged With double homicide. 00:09:44.450 --> 00:09:45.251 line:85% position:50% size:43% How do you plead? 00:09:45.318 --> 00:09:46.285 line:85% position:50% size:63% - not guilty, your honor. 00:09:46.352 --> 00:09:48.187 line:85% position:50% size:58% - this is gonna be fun! 00:09:48.254 --> 00:09:49.388 line:85% position:50% size:20% Yee-haw! 00:09:49.455 --> 00:09:51.691 line:85% position:50% size:73% - oh, my god! He's got a gun! 00:09:51.757 --> 00:09:53.626 line:85% position:50% size:78% - nobody listened to me before! 00:09:53.693 --> 00:09:55.594 line:85% position:50% size:35% Jack must die! 00:09:55.661 --> 00:09:57.863 line:85% position:48% size:33% - [screaming] 00:09:57.930 --> 00:10:02.468 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start - tune in next time when Every dog has its day. 00:10:02.535 --> 00:10:03.569 line:85% position:43% size:45% [chicken clucking] 00:10:03.636 --> 00:10:05.938 line:10% position:50% size:68% Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group 00:10:06.005 --> 00:10:10.576 line:10% position:18% size:63% align:start Captioned by the national Captioning institute --www.Ncicap.Org-- 00:10:15.982 --> 00:10:16.949 line:85% position:43% size:25% - ba-gawk! 00:10:17.016 --> 00:10:18.517 line:85% position:50% size:18% - bock. 00:10:21.387 --> 00:10:24.023 line:10% position:50% size:40% - stupid monkey. 24798

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