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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[laughing]
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[whirring]
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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
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- it's alive!
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- tonight's special guest star:
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Conan o'brien.
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[doorbell rings]
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- ♪ he's randy ♪
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♪ the oblivious pizza
Delivery guy ♪
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- ♪ ding, dong ♪
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- here's your pizza, ma'am.
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- [audience hoots]
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- here's your pizza, ma'am.
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That'll be 18.44.
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- I don't have any cash.
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Is there another way
I can pay for it?
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- do you have a credit card?
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- isn't there another way?
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- traveler's checks?
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- no.
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I mean...
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- [hooting]
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- debit card?
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We do the debit card now.
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- jeez.
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You sure are oblivious.
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- ♪ he's randy ♪
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♪ the oblivious
Pizza delivery guy ♪
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- ♪ ding, dong ♪
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- he's about to crack.
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- you've seen "World's
Most one-sided fistfights
Caught on film."
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Now check it out
Mardi gras style!
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We take to the streets
Of new orleans
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For wild mardi gras fist fights
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That are more
One-sided than ever.
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You gumbo crazy for
These one-sided fist fights.
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- whoa!
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- these fist fights are
Outrageously one-sided.
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I gare-ron-tee!
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- what the--aagh!
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- and the fist fights
Really get one-sided
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When snoop dogg makes the scene!
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- hey, y'all. Snibbity diggity!
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- order now.
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- your mother is so fat,
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When her beeper goes off,
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People believe she's backing up.
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- your mother is....
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- oh, my!
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The educational
Wrestling federation
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Is live and on the air.
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And trust me, folks, it's gonna
Be one hell of a night.
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Buck mccoy here back again
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With former u.S. Secretary
Of education rod paige!
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- hopefully tonight's
Event will be
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Intellectually stimulating
As well as--
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- what's that? Something's
Happening in the back!
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Here comes benjamin franklin,
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And, ladies and gentlemen,
He does not look happy.
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- franklin played a vital role
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Building support abroad
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For america's battle
For independence.
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- and, pardon my french,
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But he also played a vital role
In getting his ass kicked--
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Courtesy of the wright brothers.
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After last week's
Pearl harbor job,
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Franklin has got to
Be hungry for revenge.
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- I suppose y'all saw what
The wright brothers did
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To old ben franklin last week.
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Well, if y'all think
It's a bunch of bull crap,
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Give me a "Boo-yah!"
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- boo-yah!
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- and, furthermore--
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[music plays]
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- it's those damned
Wright brothers!
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- their first successful
Airplane flight
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Took place in kitty hawk,
North carolina.
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- you're damn right, rod!
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Those sneaky bastards!
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[crowd booing]
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- hey, franklin!
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It sure was fun kicking
Your sorry ass last week.
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And we want to
Do it again tonight!
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- and, by the way, the match
Will start right now.
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- they're doing it again!
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They're doing it again!
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Jumpin' [bleep] On a pogo stick,
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The wright brothers are taking
It to benjamin franklin again!
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It's gandhi!
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I can't believe it, it's gandhi!
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- gandhi's method of nonviolent
Conflict resolution
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Was ultimately what got--
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- you're damned straight!
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Mahatma's gonna resolve
This conflict with a vengeance!
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Hellfire!
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Franklin's going up
For the c-note!
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The c-note!
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Yeah! Now, that's educational!
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- I can still see your sack.
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- welcome back to the 19th
Season of "Oprah."
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Today, no dream
Is too big to fulfill.
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What can oprah do for you?
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- me?! Oh! Oh, my!
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I'd love a nice
Pastrami sandwich.
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- check under your chair!
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[crowd "Oohs"]
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- it's good.
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- everyone else,
Look under your chairs.
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[all gasp]
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Don't open them yet.
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- oh! Oh!
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- not yet!
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- what is it? What? What?!
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- now! Open the boxes!
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They're keys to a new car!
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Everyone gets a new car!
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- [cheering]
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- oh.
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- ok, ok.
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Oprah's got a caller.
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What's your wish, sir.
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- I would like more
Land for my people,
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Land we can be proud of.
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- you want more land?
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How about the entire
Louisiana purchase!
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[applause]
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- this will look great
In my casino.
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- you think that's something?
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No dream is too big.
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Look out, america,
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We're raising the dead
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So you can see your
Loved ones again!
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All of you who have
Been laid to rest,
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I want you to rise up!
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The power of oprah!
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The big o is coming at ya!
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We're almost out of time.
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But we can end the show
With one more dream come true.
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Sally, from north dakota,
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What's your dream, little girl?
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- I'd like daddy
To stop hurting mommy.
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- [man coughs]
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- arr!
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What that steering wheel be?
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- arr! It's drivin' me nuts.
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- see you at the meeting.
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- yeah, see you there...
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Douche.
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[farts]
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[door creaks]
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[loud footsteps]
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Uh...Oc--
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Occupied. Occupied.
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[shuddering]
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- [roaring]
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- uh, hello?!
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Hello, 911!
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- [roar]
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- I'm in a bathroom!
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[roaring stops]
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- [fart]
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Oh, wait!
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[roaring]
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[loud footsteps]
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- dumplestiltskin:
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A creature not of your world,
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But a user of its bathrooms.
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When finished,
It leaves behind terror...
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Terror and a basketball-sized
Chocolate mud baby...
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From the twilight zone.
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- oh! Oof!
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- [laughter]
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- all right,
Let's take a look at--
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Good sweet [bleep]!
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- you must find
My client not guilty!
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- ladies and gentlemen,
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You hold the fate
Of this young man
00:07:18.137 --> 00:07:20.273 line:85% position:50% size:35%
In your hands.
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- ok, y'all,
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The facts in this here
Case seem clear
00:07:26.512 --> 00:07:28.047 line:85% position:50% size:63%
As a new ford windshield.
00:07:28.114 --> 00:07:31.551 line:79% position:50% size:68%
Now, the kid's boss catches
Him stealing from the till.
00:07:31.617 --> 00:07:33.619 line:79% position:20% size:45% align:start
Well, the kid's
Gotta shut him up.
00:07:33.686 --> 00:07:35.788 line:85% position:48% size:33%
- no! No! No!
00:07:35.855 --> 00:07:39.792 line:85% position:50% size:80%
- then the kid ditches the body.
00:07:39.859 --> 00:07:42.228 line:85% position:43% size:25%
[cow moos]
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- guilty.
- guilty.
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- he's, like, totally guilty.
- bark!
00:07:44.463 --> 00:07:46.632 line:79% position:20% size:53% align:start
- so, let's just vote
This sucker guilty
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And hit the bar!
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Yee-haw!
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All in favor?
- aye!
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- all opposed?
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- nay.
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- an outrage!
- bogus!
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- the witness' testimony
Was totally unreliable.
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- isn't it true that
Your mother, sister,
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Cousin, and aunt are all
The same person?
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- ah, duh.
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- I believe the victim's
Mistress killed him.
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- ms. Herring, what was
The last conversation
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You had with the deceased?
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- I told that greasy mechanic
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If he went back to his wife,
I'd kill him.
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- and did he go back
To his wife?
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- yes!
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- and did you kill him?
- ye--
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- objection!
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Relevance.
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- sustained.
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- yeah! Then the five-oh
Plant the dma evidence.
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You can't trust the police.
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One time a police
Take my shoeshine box,
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Beat me with it.
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My lordy!
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What? Every black man on the tv
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Gots to be a posimative
Role model?
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- but the dna evidence
Matched 13 out of 13 sdrs.
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The defendant's clearly guilty.
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- uh, you're a [bleep] Dog.
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Ok, so let's go over this again.
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And that's why we must
Find that young man
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Not guilty.
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- fine, fine!
How does everyone vote?
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- not guilty.
- not guilty.
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- [sighs]
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- mr. Foreman, your verdict?
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- not guilty.
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- [loud gasps]
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- justice has been served!
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It's my belief
That the mistress
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Is guilty of this crime.
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- what about the fact
That ms. Herring
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Was singing the national anthem
At the world series
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At the time of the murder?
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- uh...Ha ha.
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- I told you, I'd kill
Any man you loved
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If you wouldn't love me!
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Now I'll kill you, too!
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- oh, no!
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- no!
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Sorry, pal,
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But you're one wrong
I've just gotta right.
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[both grunting]
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- oh, I wish I had fists.
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Agh!
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- uh-oh.
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- jack beckett, you're charged
With double homicide.
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How do you plead?
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- not guilty, your honor.
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- this is gonna be fun!
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Yee-haw!
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- oh, my god! He's got a gun!
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- nobody listened to me before!
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Jack must die!
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- [screaming]
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- tune in next time when
Every dog has its day.
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[chicken clucking]
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- ba-gawk!
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- bock.
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- stupid monkey.
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