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[laughing]
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[whirring]
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Turner entertainment group
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- it's alive!
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- matthew, time for dinner!
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- ♪ I'll pledge allegiance ♪
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♪ I'll pledge allegiance ♪
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♪ I'll pledge allegiance ♪
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♪ to the united states of love ♪
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- that was great, guys.
Let's take 5.
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- wow! It's just like old times.
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- this comeback
Is gonna be da bomb!
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- I'm getting a bottle of water.
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Do you dudes want any?
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- bring me a glass filled with
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One-half cristal, one-half
Beluga caviar.
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- I don't think
We have that.
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- wow, justin's
Really changed, dude.
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- [screaming]
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- the yakuza!
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- we warn you once, n'sync!
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Now we warn you again--
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With death!
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- ow!
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- aah! Hold up!
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You shot me!
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- hey, they were out
Of beluga caviar,
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But they had some nice sevruga--
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Oh, no!
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Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!
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- we would not
Waste our bullets
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On a simple roadie.
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- roadie?
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I'm in the band!
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- [laughing]
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- oh, my brothers!
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I swear I will avenge you--
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But how?
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"Yakuza invitational
Martial arts tournament...
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One week from today!"
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How unlikely?
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But perfect!
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- you can't enter
That tournament
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Without the proper skills,
Fat one.
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- and will you train me,
Mr. Miyagi?
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- first of all, I'm
Pat-effing-morita, you nut sack!
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Second of all, you're
Too old for the training.
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- so was I...
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If you'll remember.
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- daniel-san, I thought
I smelled failure.
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That toilet's not going
To unplug itself!
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First lesson!
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- let's warm up with
Some stretches first.
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- come here, you.
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- ok, let's set some
Ground rules here--
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[grunts]
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I really don't think
I'm learning anything.
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Oh, my god! I'm on fire!
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[screaming]
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- ready? Begin.
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- totally awesome!
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- attack!
- tubular!
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- radical!
- awesome!
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- reaganomics!
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- there's too many of them!
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- trust your instincts, fat one.
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Only one of these turtles
Is played by corey feldman.
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Trust your instincts.
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Corey feldman.
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Trust your instincts.
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Corey feldman.
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- pizza is radical!
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- master splinter is way cool!
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- turtle power, dude!
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- clean, sober,
Back on television--
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Things are lookin' up
For the feldmeister!
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- hyah!
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- [screams]
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- daniel-san!
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Clean-up on aisle 5!
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- there are 42 pressure points
On the human body
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Which result in death.
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I will show you 41.
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The 42nd I may someday
Need to use on you.
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Hyah!
- my spleen!
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- hyah!
- oof!
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- now, I must introduce
Badtz maru to his god.
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Farewell.
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- thanks for your help.
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Omm...
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- good luck, fat one.
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- you won't be by my side?
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- the true test of a warrior
Is to go it alone.
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Besides, I got a dump brewing
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That could choke a monkey.
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- can joey survive
The tournament?
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Will n'sync be avenged?
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Does this look infected to you?
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Find out next time on...
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"Enter the fat one!"
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- [screaming]
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- ha ha ha!
I'm gonna get ya!
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- pizza delivery!
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- is there any other way
I could pay for this?
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- how convenient.
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- [moaning]
- yeah!
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I'll do it hawaiian style
To you, sweetie.
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- pool guy!
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- come in!
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- take my ham
And cheesy goodness!
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- ay-ay-yi!
That's good!
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- plumber!
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The door was open, so I--wow!
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- do it! Oh, yeah!
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- I'm snaking the drain!
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- ooh!
- yeah, plunge it!
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We are all having sex...
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Together!
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- [groaning stops]
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- seriously, that's $12.99
For that pizza.
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- damn...
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Jonathan is really tasty.
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- ay!
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- ay! Madre de dios!
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- ♪ spelling bee at the apollo ♪
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- different!
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D-I-f-r--
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[buzzer]
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- [laughter and booing]
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- you blew it, girl!
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- oh, no, she didn't!
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- you wrong, girl!
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- you stepped in it, girl!
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- see ya!
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- they're gonna love you.
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Big finish.
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- [yawns]
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What a twist!
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- [alien voices]
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- m. Night! In the pantry!
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- dude!
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Oh, my god!
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I just wanted to borrow
A cup of sugar!
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- what a twist!
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- we needed the sugar
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Because we're baking a cake
For a fancy party.
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- and you're invited,
Shyamabama family!
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- delightful!
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Let me just change into
My good suit!
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- oh, honey...
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Your good suit
Is at the cleaners.
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- what a twist!
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- shyamamalanan family,
Meet our chef.
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- I can't wait to serve you!
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- "Serve us?"
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You mean serve us
For the main course?
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As in eat us?
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- let's dance!
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[humming]
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- what a twist!
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- yeah, yeah.
One more! One more!
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- who didn't use
A miter joint
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On this jack-in-the-box?
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Ow!
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- ow!
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Why?!
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- and now,
The thrilling conclusion!
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- I'm joey fatone!
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I'm here to avenge the death of
My band mates!
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- yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Here is sign-up sheet.
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You go 14th in line.
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Also, we gonna need a photocopy
Of your driver's license.
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There's soda in the green room,
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And some broken glass if you
Want to roll your hands in glue.
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- thanks.
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I can do this.
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I can do this.
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Oh, my god!
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It's...It's!
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- hong kong phooey!
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- number one super guy!
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- hyah!
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[grunting]
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Ooh! Look what I got here!
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Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?!
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Come on. Get it,
Get it, get it!
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Look!
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- huh?
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- hyah!
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- [crowd groans]
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- I need those.
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Hey, wait! Oh! Wait!
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- ooh!
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You got same tattoo!
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- bam!
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- [crowd gasps]
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- hey, joey!
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You can do it!
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- enough!
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[laughs]
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- britney spears?!
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But why would you kill n'sync?
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- n'sync?
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No, I killed reo speedwagon.
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I [bleep] Hate those guys.
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- actually...
- really?
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Looks like I got some unfinished
Business with reo speedwagon.
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Beat it, fat one.
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- you wait!
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- [crowd oohs]
- what?
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- my name is joey fatone.
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You killed my band mates.
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Prepare to die.
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- not so fast, fat one.
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Meet my home girls,
Christina aguilera,
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Avril lavigne,
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Jessica simpson,
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Jessica simpson's sister.
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- I'm ashlee.
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- [scoffs]
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Shh! The big kids are talking.
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- [snorts]
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5 chicks?! I think I can--
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- [laughing]
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Together, we're more powerful
Than we ever were separately!
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Kind of like doing
One big stadium tour
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Instead of a bunch of stupid
Mall tours!
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Enuck-chuk!
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[evil laughter]
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- I'm finished.
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- don't worry, joey.
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- we'll help you.
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- all for one and one for all!
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- reaganomics!
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- of course!
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Together, we're stronger
Than we ever were solo!
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Right, justin?
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- well, uh...
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All right.
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- oh, yeah!
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- here we go!
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- [growling]
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I'm doing my thing!
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Don't you tear up my heart!
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[screams]
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- [screaming]
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- god should have spent
A little more time on you!
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- [evil laughter]
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- ow, my boob!
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- yeah! All right!
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- bye, bye, bye.
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- ♪ I pledge allegiance ♪
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♪ to the united states ♪
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♪ of love ♪
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- nicely done, fat one.
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Now your mind and body
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Truly "In sync."
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- that's how y'all
Endin' the show?!
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That joke sucked!
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This whole episode [bleep]
Sucked, y'all!
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Now, I'm gonna kill joey!
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How do I get out of here?!
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Man, it's hot in this box!
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Oh, I hate you, joey fatone!
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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
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Captioned by the national
Captioning institute
--www.Ncicap.Org--
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- [clucking in rhythm]
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- only one of these turtles
Is played by forcory--
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For fory clel--
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Clory flu--cloris leachman.
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