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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[thunder]
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[whirring]
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- it's alive!
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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
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[monkey screeching]
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- oh! I want my sundae.
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Pfft! Uhhh!
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[harp playing]
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[ding]
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- where the hell
Have you been?
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- it's none of your business.
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- none of my business?
It isn't my business that--
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- are you really a tooth fairy?
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- um, yeah.
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- damn right it isn't.
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- maybe you're rather be
With your whore.
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- don't you dare call her that.
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- you admit it!
You unbelievable bastard.
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- that is it!
[smack]
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I'm gonna shut you up
Once and for all.
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- you put that down!
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- get your hands off me!
You get out!
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[gunshot]
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[thud]
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- shh.
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- who the hell are you?
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Get off me. Get off me.
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Aah! Uh! Aah!
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[gunshot]
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[thud]
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[footsteps]
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- [exhales]
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[ding]
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- you be good now.
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- you admit it!
You unbelievable bastard!
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- that is it!
[smack]
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I'm gonna shut you up
Once and for all.
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- you put that down!
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- get your hands off me!
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[gunshot and thud]
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- shh.
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- who the hell are you?
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[glass breaks]
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[thud]
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Aah! Uh! Aah!
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[gunshot]
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[thud]
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[footsteps]
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- hey, champ.
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Uh, ok. Pack up. You and me
Are going on a vacation,
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Uh, to disneyland.
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- is--is mom coming?
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- disneyland!
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- I'm gonna shut you up
Once and for all!
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- you put that down!
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- get your hands off me.
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[gunshot]
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[thud]
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- shh.
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- who the hell are you?
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Hey, get off me.
[smack]
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Aah! Uhh!
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[siren]
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[gunshot]
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[thud]
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[siren]
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[footsteps]
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[thud]
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- freeze!
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- freeze? When I drop a fairy?
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You know I am only
Getting started, motherf--
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- hey! Sir, put down
The weapon.
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Put down the weapon.
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[gunshots]
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- stay down!
- on the ground!
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- spread your legs.
Don't move.
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Put your hands
Behind your back, sir.
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[handcuffs locking]
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[car doors close]
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[engine starts]
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[siren]
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[car driving away]
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[band playing]
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[cheering]
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Congratulations!
This is the darkest sketch
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In television history!
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- darkest sketch!
Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!
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- whoo! I did it!
Did you guys get that?
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- darling, will you marry me?
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- [ah-choo]
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- ohh...
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- brrrr.
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[sipping]
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- oh!
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- uh, folks, this is
Your captain speaking.
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Sorry for the little bump.
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We're just going through
A little turbulence,
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And there's nothing
To worry about.
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- this is actually
My first time flying,
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And I'm pretty nervous.
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- oh, don't be.
I fly all the time.
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It's the safest way to travel.
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- this is the captain again.
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Well, folks, the copilot just
Won't stop touching my wheel.
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He's really annoying.
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- folks, this is the copilot,
And it's not his wheel.
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It's the airline's wheel,
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And I can touch it
If I want to.
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- that doesn't sound good.
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[passengers murmuring]
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- aah!
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- let go of my hands!
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- why are you hitting yourself?
Stop hitting yourself.
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- hi!
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- excuse me, mr. Chicken,
But can you tell me
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Why you crossed the road?
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- why, sure, billy.
I'll tell you.
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- don't let this car in.
What are you--
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- I have to.
It's common courtesy.
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- this traffic is ridiculous.
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I knew I should have taken
My teleporter to work today.
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I have a teleporter, you know.
I invented it myself.
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- blah, blah, blee, blah.
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And yet every day,
You carpool with us.
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- ugh! We're
In the slowest lane!
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Oh! This minivan in front
Of us is killing me!
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Ooh. An honor student at
The fancher elementary school.
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Note to self: blow up
Fancher elementary school.
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Ugh! This is unacceptable!
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- uhh.
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- ♪ uh uh ♪
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Hmm.
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[chuckling]
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- grrr!
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[air hissing]
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- you missed the kids.
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- that was a good one. Ah.
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- what was a good--oh!
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- ha ha ha!
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- oh! Oh! It's burning my eyes!
They're watering.
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- unlock the windows!
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- behold the gaseous stench
Of skeletor's breakfast burrito!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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- oh, crap.
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- ok, ok. Don't look at them.
Just act casual.
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- in your face, villains.
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[shouting]
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- this is exit 32. Merge over.
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- I'm signaling,
But they won't let me in.
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- it's common courtesy!
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[tires screech]
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- we are so late, man.
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- oh, there's a spot.
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[tires screech]
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[all talking at once]
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- to hell with this.
I'm teleporting.
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- wow. He really did
Have a teleporter.
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- what the--
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- baldy! Baldy! Baldy!
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- son of a bitch.
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- you don't have any hair.
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- ♪ happy, happy, happy,
Happy, happy, happy birthday ♪
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♪ happy, happy birthday,
Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
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♪ happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you ♪
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[applause]
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- is everyone ready for more
Of those hysterical bloopers?
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[laughter]
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You know, the "Today" show
Has been a trusted source
Of morning news
00:07:37.657 --> 00:07:42.461 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
For more than 50 years,
But it's not always boring.
00:07:42.528 --> 00:07:43.462 line:85% position:45% size:28%
Just watch!
00:07:43.529 --> 00:07:45.431 line:79% position:20% size:48% align:start
- and sadly,
Ling ling the panda
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Was destroyed by federal
Wildlife officials.
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In a related story--
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- uh!
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- in a related story,
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Traffic on new york city's
Brooklyn bridge
00:07:55.975 --> 00:07:57.710 line:79% position:50% size:58%
Was brought
To a standstill today--
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- [tarzan yell]
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- traffic was brought to--
00:08:04.016 --> 00:08:05.218 line:85% position:48% size:13%
- uh!
00:08:05.284 --> 00:08:07.486 line:85% position:43% size:25%
Hi, katie.
00:08:07.820 --> 00:08:10.723 line:85% position:50% size:63%
- someone get the windex.
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Everyone remembers
"Mister rogers' neighborhood."
00:08:13.326 --> 00:08:16.863 line:79% position:18% size:63% align:start
But things weren't always
Hunky-dory in the hood.
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- do you know what sharing is?
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Sometimes it's nice to--ow.
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Peter, come over here, please.
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The train track is
Too close to the lake.
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I got a shock. Weren't
We gonna solve this problem?
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- I'm sorry. It's just that,
You know, the lake is--uh!
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- we're solving
The problem, peter.
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Solving the problem.
Solving the problem.
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- [gasping]
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- solving the problem.
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Problem solved.
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Now get ready for one
Of the biggest bloopers
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Of all time!
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- this just in--
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Cnn calls the state
Of florida for al gore.
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That means gore has won
The presidential election.
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Thank you, jesus.
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- we sure dodged that bullet.
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- oops.
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The top-rated "Csi" is full
Of twists and turns,
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As well as its share
Of unexpected blooper action!
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- ha ha ha!
00:09:11.384 --> 00:09:13.786 line:79% position:20% size:60% align:start
You guys! Aw, that was--
That was really funny.
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Oh, [beep].
I [beep] Cut myself.
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It's really bad. It's deep.
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[beep]
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Ow.
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- this bullet casing
Shouldn't be here
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If the shooting took place
10 meters west.
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- [fart]
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- ha ha ha!
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- sorry. That was me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
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[fart]
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Sorry about that.
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[laughter]
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- now it's time for those
Amazing sports bloopers.
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They're always a home run.
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[music playing]
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- yeeah!
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Oh! Uh!
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- uh!
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- ow! Uh! Ah!
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- [screaming]
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- ooh! Aah!
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- [laughter]
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- that's all for today,
But come back next time
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For more of those
Ca-razy bloopers!
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- [laughter and applause]
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[chicken clucking a song]
00:10:47.546 --> 00:10:50.716 line:85% position:50% size:60%
[other chickens join in]
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- bawk!
- bawk.
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