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- [maniacal laughing]
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[drill humming]
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- it's alive!
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- [gobbling]
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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
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- [gasp]
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Eee!
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- ha ha ha!
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Eee!
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- ha ha ha!
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I have millions of these!
Ha ha ha!
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[beeping]
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- oh, my god!
Look at the time!
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- the bags!
Just grab the bags.
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- oh! My hat.
Where is my hat?
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- oh, wait, wait.
Wai-wai-wait.
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I need to make this happen.
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- there's no time.
Are you kidding me?
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No time!
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[horn blows]
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Oh, no.
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Wait! No, please! Wait!
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- well, that's
Just great, steve.
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My mother was so right
About you being unreliable.
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And now--
Now look at where we are!
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- well, I, um...Uh...
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- [panting]
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Are we too--we are!
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Come on.
It's not that big a boat.
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Just flip it o--aww!
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We're doomed. We're doomed.
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- aw, game over, man.
Game over.
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- you know what?
I'm gonna build my own ark.
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Yeah, and it's gonna be
Better than noah's.
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- [all talking at once]
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- [snort]
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[thunder]
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- this sucks.
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- ha ha ha!
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You guys are gonna drown.
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But we're a mermaid
And a merman.
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We can swim! Ha ha ha!
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- [growl]
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I hope you can also
Asexually reproduce, [beep]Hole.
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- crap.
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- so you told them
The wrong time on purpose?
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- yep. God hates freaks.
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- that doesn't sound like god.
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- that doesn't
Blah blah blah!
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- well, then, why did you
Let the pixie fairies on board?
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- I did?
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[thumping]
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- aah!
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Get back here,
You little dust tosser.
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[thumping]
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[beeping]
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- hmm!
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Ha ha!
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- [grunting]
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- [sniffing]
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- ha ha ha!
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Goh!
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- oh!
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- kitty, my ipod's busted.
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I'm gonna put my foot
Right up steve jobs' ass.
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- oh, hush, red.
I'm blogging.
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- in korea, you could
Get a good blogging
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For 5 american dollars.
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- [laughter]
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- oh, honey. Ha ha ha!
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[telephone rings]
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- kelso.
- fez.
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I just took your picture
With my phone.
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I just sent it to you.
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- ooh, what a sexy photo.
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It really captures
My metrosexuality.
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- ok. Who just text-messaged me
That I'm a douchebag?
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- [shouts]
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- hi. I'm tv's topher grace.
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As you've seen tonight,
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The precious trappings
Of our material-obsessed
Existence
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Become the sitcom fodder
Of the future.
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So, hey, please remember,
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Try not to be such a douchebag.
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Thanks for listening.
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- bring out your dead!
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- I'm not about to die for
A cause I don't believe in.
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- I don't--what can I tell you?
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I mean, this is--it's bad!
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- ohh. I sure am hungry.
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These carrots are not mine.
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But I'm hungry, so it's ok.
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Yum, yum, yum,
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
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- who's eating my carrots?
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- oh, dear!
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- those carrots
Are for robot thanksgiving.
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- aah!
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- I sure am glad
I got you for christmas
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Even though I wasn't good
Every single day
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And got a spanking sometimes
When I was bad.
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[neigh]
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- aah!
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- that's coming from the car--
The carrot patch!
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[neigh]
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- oh, ho, ho! Carrot stew...
And princess, too.
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- I want to be the robot!
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- I'm the robot!
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- you're dumb.
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- I will save you,
Princess britney.
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- I will fight you.
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- pow! Pow! Pow!
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- you're dead. You're dead.
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- nuh-uh. You're dead.
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- [all talking at once]
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- my daddy says "I love you"
With his belt.
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- mrs. Mcnally!
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Mrs. Mcnally,
Darryl made a fart.
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- pow! Pow!
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- quit it!
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- I now pronounce you
Husband, ro--wife, and robot,
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- [kissing]
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- [giggling]
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- the end.
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[fart]
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- [laughter
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[elephant trumpets]
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[lion roars]
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[thud]
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[applause]
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- I hear you're the guys to see
About entering a race.
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- not just any race.
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- [snicker]
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No race has higher stakes
Than this.
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- I want in.
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- you got to pay
If you want to play.
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I haven't met the man yet
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That I think
Can handle this race.
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- I don't scare easy.
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- ha ha ha!
- ha ha ha!
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- [crowd murmuring]
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[cheering]
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[engines revving]
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- let's stow away
In the mach 5,
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For it goes so very fast,
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And we always
Greatly assist speed
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Whenever he runs into trouble,
Which he always does, mm-hmm?
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- chim chim.
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[synthesizer music]
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[tires screeching]
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- better use the turbo boost.
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- michael, wait.
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I can only use my turbo boost
Once per episode.
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- well, I'm using it.
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- it's important
That I do not move
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Because if I were to move,
That would add to the cost.
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So if I stay perfectly still,
It will be preferable to moving
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Because animation
Costs money, uh-huh.
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[tires screeching]
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- gosh, golly, gee willikers,
Ziminy jippity-do, batman!
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Those policemen are pretty rude.
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- robin,
Law enforcement officers
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Are the backbone of our society.
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Mother[beep]S.
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- yaaa-hoo!
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- now that guy is gaining.
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We're never gonna win the race.
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I have to go to the bathroom.
Will you buy me a soda?
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My friend jimmy's dad
Bought him a new skateboard.
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I want a new skateboard.
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This race is stupid.
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- ooh! This'll fool
Them duke boys.
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[giggling]
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- there's a detour, bo.
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- yaaa...
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[crash]
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- oh.
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Oh. My god.
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- I don't believe
In cheating, batman.
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I believe in doing what's right.
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- if you don't want
A bat bitch-slap,
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You'll launch the batnet
And take down those cops.
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- oops!
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- aah!
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- retract the line.
Retract the line!
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- no, no, don't retract!
Don't retract!
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- aah!
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- aah! Get him off me!
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[gibberish]
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Oh, lord! Aah!
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[howling]
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- we're almost
To the finish line, partner.
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Oh.
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- ha ha ha!
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- mario, we're losing.
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- it's time to use
The blue tortoise shell, no?
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- do it, you magnificent
Stereotypical bastard.
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- the blue tortoise shell
Is mario kart race's
Ultimate weapon.
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It magically finds
The lead car in the race,
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And it takes it out.
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Ha ha ha!
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- [grunting]
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Urk!
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[sniff]
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- [cheering]
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- you're more man than me,
Headless ponch.
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- ooh!
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- headless ponch.
- headless ponch!
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- as the winner,
You receive this gift basket
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From omaha steaks...
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- awesome. Wonderful.
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00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:31,931
- and a $50 gift certificate
From best buy.
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- best buy! Woof!
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- aww.
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[crowd jeering]
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00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:45,144
- I'm in awe of headless ponch.
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He's very attractive.
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Headless pouch.
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- headless pouch.
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00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,417
Ponch. Ponch. Ponch. Go.
220
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- headless stick.
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- ha ha ha!
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00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:56,055
- excuse me. I just farted
In a very musical tone.
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[shouting gibberish]]
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- shut up!
- ruff!
225
00:10:59,358 --> 00:11:01,160
- I like being an american.
226
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:06,032
I like everything
About being burt.
227
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:09,268
Being burt,
Being burt, being burt.
228
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,302
Gosh, it's good.
229
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,570
[director's slate claps]
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- [belch]
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00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,907
I want to show you something
That I'm very proud of,
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00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,977
And it's gonna scare
The living [beep] Out of you.
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- ha ha ha!
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00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:22,181
- you will have to step back
Just a few feet.
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Print.
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[fart]
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Lunch.
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- stupid monkey.
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