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IT'S HARD TO IMAGINE
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WE COULD GET ANY CLOSER
THAN WE ARE RIGHT NOW.
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BUT WE CAN,
YOU KNOW.
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CLOSER THAN THIS?
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YES.
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HERE IN MY HEART, JASON,
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I COULD FEEL YOUR WARMTH
DEEP INSIDE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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MY 8-BY-10 MAN?
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THIS MOMENT
TO LAST FOREVER.
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NOW THAT'S A SHAME.
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JOE, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE GUNS
IN THE HOUSE.
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THIS BETTER NOT BE LOADED,
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OR I'LL...
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DOCTOR...
WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
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I HEARD A GUNSHOT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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I'M FINE.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG
WITH YOUR TELEVISION.
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DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ADJUST
THE PICTURE.
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WE ARE NOW CONTROLLING
THE TRANSMISSION.
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WE CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL,
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AND THE VERTICAL.
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WE CAN DELUGE YOU
WITH A THOUSAND CHANNELS
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OR EXPAND ONE SINGLE IMAGE
TO CRYSTAL CLARITY...
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AND BEYOND.
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WE CAN SHAPE YOUR VISION
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TO ANYTHING OUR IMAGINATION
CAN CONCEIVE.
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FOR THE NEXT HOUR,
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WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE AND HEAR.
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YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE
THE AWE AND MYSTERY
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WHICH REACHES FROM
THE DEEPEST INNER MIND
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TO
THE OUTER LIMITS.
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EVEN IN THE MOST INNOCENT
OF MINDS,
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THERE ARE STILL SECRETS
BEST LEFT UNREVEALED.
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DAMN, IT'S DAMN COLD
OUT THERE TONIGHT.
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HEY, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING
STARTING WITHOUT ME?
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YOU SAID YOU'D BE HOME
BY 5:00.
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IT IS 5:00.
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IT'S 5 AFTER 5:00.
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD?
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HEY, BECKA.
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BECKA, YOU DEAF?
NO.
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD?
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I JUST BUMPED IT.
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BUMPED IT?
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YEAH, BUMPED IT... IT'S A BUMP.
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THAT SLACK-ASS KENNY
DELIVER THE MAIL FOR A CHANGE?
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IF YOU MEAN YOUR SPECIAL
SWIMSUIT EDITION,
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YEAH, IT SHOWED UP.
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GAWK AT IT AFTER SUPPER.
PUT IT BY YOUR CHAIR.
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IT'S COLD.
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WELL, YOU'RE LATE.
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JUST A BUMP.
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YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT THE TREE, JOE.
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PUT IT UP TOO EARLY.
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WELL, THEY HAD THE TREE UP
TODAY ON MY AFTERNOON STORY.
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T.V. PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT
THOSE THINGS.
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COME CHRISTMAS THERE'LL BE
MORE NEEDLES ON THE FLOOR
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THAN ON THE TREE.
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STUPIDER THAN A POST.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
I'M LOOKING AT?
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MAYBE I'M THINKING
OF BUYING YOU
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A NEW BATHING SUIT
FOR CHRISTMAS.
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MAYBE A BIKINI,
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HEY,
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MAYBE I'LL GET YOU
A BIRTHDAY SUIT FOR CHRISTMAS.
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MAYBE
YOU'LL GET THAT.
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GET IT?
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THAT'S NOTHING.
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BECKA.
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BECKA... HEY, BECKA.
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HEY, BECKA.
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YOUR BUMP'S BLEEDING.
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THANKS.
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YOU OUGHT TO BE CAREFUL
ABOUT BUMPING YOUR HEAD.
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THAT'S WHERE YOUR BRAINS ARE.
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WELL, IT'S JUST A...
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WHY DON'T YOU GO SEE
DOC FINK?
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DOC FINK'S A VETERINARIAN.
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HE'S STILL A DOCTOR,
AND HE'S $9.00 A VISIT.
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I DON'T SEE
NOBODY BUT ME
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EARNING MONEY
AROUND HERE, DO YOU?
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SEE HIM,
DON'T SEE HIM.
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ALL'S I'M SAYING
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IS THAT YOUR HEAD IS
WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS.
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I KNOW THAT.
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WELL,
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NEITHER RAIN
NOR SLEET NOR SNOW.
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I'M OFF TO THE P.O.
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FORGOT YOUR LUNCH!
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YOU WOULDN'T WANT
TO MISS OUT.
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WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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BOLOGNA SANDWICHES.
I KNOW YOU LIKE THEM.
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BYE.
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BYE-BYE!
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BECKA.
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BECKA.
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WHO'S THERE?
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IT'S ME.
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ON THE T.V.
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THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT
I WANT TO TELL YOU.
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YOU KNOW YOUR HUSBAND JOE IS
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PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THAT HUSSY
DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE?
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JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
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LORD... GOD.
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LORD... GOD.
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LORD.
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JUST CALL AN AMBULANCE.
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CALL YOURSELF AN AMBULANCE.
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BECKA.
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YOU BE QUIET!
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BECKA, IT'S NOT BLOOD.
IT'S RASPBERRY FILLING.
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YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF
A HEART ATTACK.
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IT'S RASPBERRY FILLING,
BECKA.
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LOOK,
IT'S FROM THE COFFEE CAKE.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M THE 8-BY-10 GUY.
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WELL, GO AWAY.
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I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I'M STUCK ON THIS DAMN T.V.
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DON'T TALK.
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PICTURES DON'T TALK.
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BECKA, I'M
NOT A PICTURE.
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I'M JUST SOME GUY
THAT CAME WITH THE FRAME.
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BECKA, PLEASE,
DON'T DO THIS.
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BECKA, I'M JUST TRYING
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TO TELL YOU ABOUT
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YOUR HUSBAND
AND NANCY VOSS.
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HELLO?
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REBECCA,
IT'S YOUR DADDY.
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DADDY?
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PICTURES DON'T TALK,
BECKA.
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IF YOU THINK
THAT PICTURE TALKED,
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THEN YOU
MUST BE CRAZY!
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DADDY, YOU CAN'T BE...
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YOU'RE HEARING VOICES
IN YOUR HEAD.
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NO, DADDY,
NOT IN MY HEAD.
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IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME.
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BECKA!
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NO,
IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME.
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IT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE OF ME.
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I CAN'T DO VENTRILOQUISM.
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REBECCA BOUCHARD,
I'LL BEAT YOU
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THREE SHADES
OF BLISTER BLUE
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FOR THAT CRAZY TALK.
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DADDY, I SWEAR.
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ONE SHADE FOR
THINKING THE THING.
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IT TALKED RIGHT TO ME.
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ONE SHADE FOR LYING.
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NO, IT'S JUST A BUMP.
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ONE SHADE
FOR BELIEVING THE LIE.
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LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
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SEE, IT'S A PICTURE.
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YOU'RE CRAZY,
BECKA.
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WELL, YOU'RE DEAD,
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BURIED IN THE GROUND,
SO SHUT UP!
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SHUT UP!
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BECKA PAULSON
AS I LIVE AND BREATHE.
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HOW LONG'S IT BEEN?
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I GUESS SINCE
MY CAT OZZY DIED.
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YEAH.
HOW IS OZZY?
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DEAD.
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YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHAT CAN I DO
FOR YOU TODAY?
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WELL, I BUMPED MY HEAD.
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YEAH?
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WHEN WAS THAT?
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DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY.
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AND, HOW DID
THAT HAPPEN?
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ROOTING THROUGH THE CLOSET
FOR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS.
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GETTING IN THE SPIRIT
FOR CHRISTMAS?
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ANYWAYS, JOE SAID
I SHOULD COME SEE YOU
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'CAUSE YOUR HEAD'S
WHERE YOUR BRAINS ARE.
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YEAH, WELL,
HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
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WELL, LET'S SEE.
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ARE YOU HAVING
ANY OF THE...
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SCHIZOPHRENIC EPISODES?
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I LOOKED IT UP.
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WELL,
ALL RIGHT.
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ARE YOU HAVING
ANY OF THOSE?
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I'VE BEEN HEARING VOICES.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S SORT OF
CONSISTENT
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WITH FIRST BREAK
PSYCHOTIC EPISODES, ISN'T IT?
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YEAH, SURE.
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WELL, IT DEPENDS.
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WHOSE VOICE WAS IT?
WAS IT JOE?
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MY DADDY.
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YOUR DADDY
PASSED AWAY, DIDN'T HE?
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THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM
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FROM GIVING ME HELL
OVER THE PHONE.
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BECKA,
I HATE TO SAY IT,
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00:19:25,117 --> 00:19:27,417
BUT THERE ARE KIDS
IN THIS COUNTY
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WHO THINK THAT KIND OF THING
IS COMICAL.
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NO, IT WAS HIM.
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I REMEMBER HIS VOICE LIKE
IT WAS YESTERDAY, WHICH IT WAS.
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AND WHAT DID HE SAY?
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THAT I SHOULDN'T BE HEARING
VOICES.
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00:19:38,983 --> 00:19:42,550
THAT'S KIND OF IRONIC,
I MEAN, HIM BEING THE VOICE.
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:50,750
WELL, LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT BUMP.
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00:20:02,317 --> 00:20:04,817
JUST HOLD STILL.
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THATTA GIRL.
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00:20:06,983 --> 00:20:08,483
THATTA GIRL.
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YEAH.
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THAT LOOKS...
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LOOKS MORE LIKE
AN INDENTATION
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THAN A BUMP
PER SE.
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NOW WHAT KIND OF
CHRISTMAS DECORATION
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DID YOU SAY
IT WAS?
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BIG AND SHINY AND HEAVY.
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00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:31,483
THAT'S ABOUT ALL
THAT COMES TO MIND.
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YOU DIDN'T FAINT
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OR VOMIT
OR ANYTHING?
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NO, SIR.
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WELL, IT'S HEALING UP
PRETTY GOOD.
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WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
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YEAH,
NOW LISTEN, BECKA,
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I CAN PUT
A FRESH BAND-AID ON,
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BUT, I CAN'T REALLY GIVE YOU
ANYTHING FOR THE VOICES.
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YOU KNOW,
BEING A VETERINARIAN,
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I CAN'T PROPERLY PRESCRIBE
PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION.
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WELL, AS LONG AS YOU SAY
IT'S HEALING,
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00:21:02,817 --> 00:21:05,617
THEN I CAN TELL JOE
I'M ON THE MEND.
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YEAH.
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IF YOUR DEAD DADDY
SHOULD CALL YOU AGAIN,
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I WANT YOU
TO HUSTLE INTO TOWN
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AND SEE DOC SIMMONS.
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HE CAN FIX YOU UP
WITH SOME PROZAC OR...
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DOC SIMMONS PASSED AWAY
ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
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HE WAS CREMATED.
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WHAT A SHAME.
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HE WAS NEARLY READY
TO RETIRE, TOO.
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THAT'S A SHAME.
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THAT'LL BE $9.00, PLEASE.
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SORRY.
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HEY, FLO.
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HEY TO YOU TOO,
BECKA.
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LITTLE LAST-MINUTE
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?
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00:22:02,749 --> 00:22:04,049
LAST MINUTE?
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00:22:04,082 --> 00:22:07,549
FOR ME, TWO WEEKS
BEFORE THE 25th IS LAST MINUTE.
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I'M DONE EVERY YEAR
BY AUGUST THE 10th.
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00:22:09,749 --> 00:22:11,215
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
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00:22:11,249 --> 00:22:13,515
MY HUSBAND HASN'T REMEMBERED
SINCE '89.
246
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:16,649
ANYWAY, I'M JUST PICKING UP
SOME STOCKING STUFFERS.
247
00:22:16,682 --> 00:22:18,682
SAME HERE.
STOCKING STUFFERS FOR JOE.
248
00:22:18,715 --> 00:22:21,182
YOUR BOY'S NOT COMING HOME
THIS YEAR?
249
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:24,349
WELL, WE'RE AT ODDS,
AND THIS YEAR'S AN EVEN.
250
00:22:24,382 --> 00:22:26,282
SO BYRON'S WITH THE IN-LAWS
251
00:22:26,315 --> 00:22:29,082
INSTEAD OF WITH THE WOMAN
WHO BROUGHT HIM INTO THE WORLD.
252
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,082
WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR HEAD?
253
00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:33,815
I BUMPED IT.
254
00:22:33,849 --> 00:22:36,915
NOT TRYING TO COVER
A BULLET HOLE, ARE YOU?
255
00:22:36,949 --> 00:22:40,149
DIDN'T SHOOT YOURSELF
IN THE BRAIN, DID YOU?
256
00:22:40,182 --> 00:22:43,415
YOUR FACE
JUST CAN'T HIDE A SECRET.
257
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:45,949
NO.
258
00:22:45,982 --> 00:22:48,815
WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF.
259
00:22:50,549 --> 00:22:52,882
ANYWAY...
STOCKING STUFFERS.
260
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,449
MEN DO LIKE
THEIR TOOLS,
261
00:23:31,482 --> 00:23:33,082
DON'T THEY?
262
00:23:33,115 --> 00:23:35,515
JOE WILL LOVE IT.
263
00:23:35,549 --> 00:23:37,082
GO ON, GET IT.
264
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:40,082
I GOT ONE OF THEM
NINE-IN-ONES FOR KYLE.
265
00:23:40,115 --> 00:23:42,915
HE USES IT DAY IN,
DAY OUT.
266
00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:10,615
SHE'S RIGHT,
YOU KNOW.
267
00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,915
MEN DO LOVE THEIR TOOLS.
268
00:24:17,282 --> 00:24:18,782
GO AWAY!
269
00:24:19,882 --> 00:24:21,749
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
270
00:24:21,782 --> 00:24:23,249
I'M THE PERFECT GIFT.
271
00:24:23,282 --> 00:24:25,282
HECK, I'M MORE THAN THAT.
272
00:24:25,315 --> 00:24:26,982
I'M ON SALE.
273
00:24:28,749 --> 00:24:30,649
REBECCA,
274
00:24:30,682 --> 00:24:32,749
YOU WANT ME.
275
00:24:32,782 --> 00:24:34,315
THAT'S A LIE.
276
00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,815
HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO BUY
ONE OF ME
277
00:24:36,849 --> 00:24:39,015
FOR EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE?
278
00:24:39,049 --> 00:24:40,582
YOU WANTED TO PUT
279
00:24:40,615 --> 00:24:42,582
BYRON'S SENIOR GRAD
PICTURE OVER ME,
280
00:24:42,615 --> 00:24:44,982
BUT YOU COULDN'T
BRING YOURSELF TO DO IT.
281
00:24:45,015 --> 00:24:47,549
THERE WAS JUST SOMETHING
ABOUT MY FACE.
282
00:24:47,582 --> 00:24:51,349
NOT GOING TO TAKE NO
FOR AN ANSWER, BECKA.
283
00:24:51,382 --> 00:24:53,949
I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME HOME.
284
00:24:57,082 --> 00:24:58,415
NOW!
285
00:25:00,715 --> 00:25:02,715
THE CASH REGISTER'S
TOTALLY BROKEN
286
00:25:02,749 --> 00:25:04,915
AND THE MANAGER'S
NOT HERE.
287
00:25:04,949 --> 00:25:07,049
WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
DEAR.
288
00:25:07,082 --> 00:25:09,382
GET OUT YOUR PAPER
AND PENCIL.
289
00:25:09,415 --> 00:25:12,382
WE'VE GOT ALL THE TIME
IN THE WORLD,
290
00:25:12,415 --> 00:25:14,049
HAVEN'T WE, BECKA?
291
00:25:14,082 --> 00:25:18,049
SUCH A SHAME ABOUT JOE
PUTTING THE BOOTS TO THAT HUSSY
292
00:25:18,082 --> 00:25:21,782
HE WORKS WITH AT THE POST OFFICE
NEARLY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.
293
00:25:21,815 --> 00:25:25,415
I MEAN, BECKA, HONEY,
YOU MUST FEEL SO UNLOVED.
294
00:25:25,449 --> 00:25:28,049
STEALING INTO
THE PHOTOCOPY ROOM,
295
00:25:28,082 --> 00:25:32,149
LOCKING THE DOOR, UNWRAPPING
EACH OTHER LIKE HALLOWEEN CANDY,
296
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:33,949
RUBBING PLACES
WOMEN LIKE US
297
00:25:33,982 --> 00:25:36,015
DON'T EVEN KNOW
THE PROPER NAMES FOR.
298
00:25:36,049 --> 00:25:37,882
66 COPIES.
299
00:25:37,915 --> 00:25:40,649
THAT'S WHAT IT'S SET FOR...
ALL THEY HAVE TIME FOR.
300
00:25:40,682 --> 00:25:43,882
MOUTHS MORE URGENT THAN
FIRST-CLASS MAIL.
301
00:25:43,915 --> 00:25:47,749
36.15.
302
00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:49,582
PLUS TAX, THAT'S 38.68.
303
00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:52,282
YOU'RE SURE?
304
00:25:52,315 --> 00:25:53,549
YEAH.
305
00:25:53,582 --> 00:25:54,882
BECKA PAULSON,
306
00:25:54,915 --> 00:25:56,849
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO MATHEMATIC.
307
00:25:56,882 --> 00:25:58,415
SPARE THE DEAR.
308
00:25:58,449 --> 00:26:00,849
HOW MUCH IS MINE?
309
00:26:02,349 --> 00:26:05,782
UM, 25.23 ALL IN.
310
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,582
WELL, ISN'T THAT
SOMETHING?
311
00:26:10,582 --> 00:26:13,049
YOU WERE PUTTING WORDS
IN HER MOUTH.
312
00:26:13,082 --> 00:26:15,082
IT'S THE GOD'S
HONEST TRUTH.
313
00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:25,582
YOU JUST BE QUIET
TILL WE GET HOME.
314
00:26:34,115 --> 00:26:36,182
TIME FOR MY AFTERNOON STORY.
315
00:26:36,215 --> 00:26:39,082
I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING
DURING THE STORY.
316
00:26:43,315 --> 00:26:46,082
SUCTION.
317
00:26:46,115 --> 00:26:48,949
CLAMP.
318
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:52,615
THE BULLET'S LODGED IN
HER LIMBIC SYSTEM.
319
00:26:54,949 --> 00:26:57,182
WOULD YOU LOOK
AT THAT?
320
00:26:57,215 --> 00:27:00,415
IT ENTERED
JUST ABOVE HER EYE,
321
00:27:00,449 --> 00:27:05,515
SLOWED DOWN SIGNIFICANTLY
BY THE SKULL,
322
00:27:05,549 --> 00:27:08,749
AND ENDED UP IN HERE.
323
00:27:08,782 --> 00:27:11,049
DEEP WITHIN THE HIPPOCAMPUS,
324
00:27:11,082 --> 00:27:13,382
CENTER OF VIVID EMOTIONS,
SEXUALITY,
325
00:27:13,415 --> 00:27:15,349
MEMORY.
326
00:27:15,382 --> 00:27:17,949
SHOULDN'T
SHE BE DEAD?
327
00:27:17,982 --> 00:27:19,549
ABSOLUTELY.
328
00:27:19,582 --> 00:27:21,549
BUT IT'S JUST POSSIBLE
329
00:27:21,582 --> 00:27:24,549
THE BULLET COULD IMPROVE
HER BRAIN FUNCTION
330
00:27:24,582 --> 00:27:27,782
BY ELIMINATING A TUMOR
THAT WAS ALREADY THERE.
331
00:27:27,815 --> 00:27:29,415
YEAH.
332
00:27:29,449 --> 00:27:31,882
MORE THAN THAT,
333
00:27:31,915 --> 00:27:35,782
SHE COULD EXPERIENCE
INCREASED INTELLIGENCE,
334
00:27:35,815 --> 00:27:41,015
SEXUAL DRIVE, CREATIVITY,
OR IT COULD...
335
00:27:46,015 --> 00:27:47,282
KILL HER.
336
00:27:47,315 --> 00:27:49,382
SHAME...
337
00:27:49,415 --> 00:27:51,082
JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS.
338
00:27:51,115 --> 00:27:52,582
YEAH.
339
00:27:58,549 --> 00:28:01,782
I NEVER SAW THAT ONE
COMING.
340
00:28:01,815 --> 00:28:07,149
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED
AFTER THE NEW YEAR.
341
00:28:09,049 --> 00:28:11,849
WELL, I THINK I'LL GET A SNACK.
342
00:28:11,882 --> 00:28:13,549
YOU WANT SOMETHING?
343
00:28:13,582 --> 00:28:16,915
THAT'S OKAY.
I'M FINE.
344
00:28:41,082 --> 00:28:42,549
HI, HON.
345
00:28:42,582 --> 00:28:45,582
LOT OF MAIL GOING
THROUGH THAT OFFICE.
346
00:28:45,615 --> 00:28:48,115
THAT'S CHRISTMAS
FOR YOU.
347
00:28:53,515 --> 00:28:55,315
WHAT THE HELL'S
THIS?
348
00:28:55,349 --> 00:28:57,382
THIS AFTERNOON WHEN I WAS
WRAPPING PRESENTS,
349
00:28:57,415 --> 00:29:00,149
IT STRUCK ME
THAT THE SUM OF THE SQUARES
350
00:29:00,182 --> 00:29:02,415
OF THE LENGTHS OF THE SIDES
OF A RIGHT ANGLE TRIANGLE
351
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:05,115
IS EQUAL TO THE SQUARE
OF THE LENGTH
352
00:29:05,149 --> 00:29:06,815
OF THE HYPOTENUSE.
353
00:29:06,849 --> 00:29:09,282
THAT'S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEORUM,
AIN'T IT?
354
00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:10,682
I DON'T KNOW.
355
00:29:10,715 --> 00:29:12,082
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
356
00:29:12,115 --> 00:29:13,482
HIGH SCHOOL GEOMETRY.
357
00:29:13,515 --> 00:29:15,249
IT CAME TO ME
WHEN YOU SAID "HYPOTENUSE."
358
00:29:16,815 --> 00:29:19,249
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT GOOD IT DOES.
359
00:29:19,282 --> 00:29:20,749
I JUST... IT'S THERE.
360
00:29:20,782 --> 00:29:23,515
THOUGHT I'D DISCOVERED
SOMETHING.
361
00:29:25,215 --> 00:29:27,649
HONEY, YOU COULDN'T
COUNT AS HIGH
362
00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,649
AS THE CANDLES
ON YOUR CAKE.
363
00:30:03,129 --> 00:30:05,072
HE SHOULD BE THINKING OF YOU
THAT WAY.
364
00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:06,396
THE HUSSY?
365
00:30:06,429 --> 00:30:09,729
IS HER BODY LIKE THOSE GIRLS
IN THAT MAGAZINE?
366
00:30:09,763 --> 00:30:11,529
NANCY VOSS?
367
00:30:11,563 --> 00:30:15,196
YOU MEAN THE WOMAN THAT JOE'S
PUTTING THE BOOTS TO?
368
00:30:15,229 --> 00:30:16,796
I PREFER HUSSY.
369
00:30:16,829 --> 00:30:18,296
FINE,
370
00:30:18,329 --> 00:30:20,596
BUT THAT HUSSY'S 50 YEARS OLD.
371
00:30:20,629 --> 00:30:22,996
TRIM, WELL-KEPT,
HANDSOME 50,
372
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:24,529
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
373
00:30:24,563 --> 00:30:27,163
YOU WANT TO PUT THE SHOES
TO HER TOO?
374
00:30:27,196 --> 00:30:28,596
BECKA, I'M AN 8-BY-10.
375
00:30:28,629 --> 00:30:30,296
WHY DOES HE DO IT WITH HER?
376
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,463
BECAUSE YOU DON'T.
377
00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:34,363
I LET HIM.
378
00:30:34,396 --> 00:30:36,029
AW,
YOU LET HIM.
379
00:30:36,063 --> 00:30:37,729
THAT'S...
THAT'S ROMANTIC.
380
00:30:37,763 --> 00:30:39,229
ALMOST EVERY TIME.
381
00:30:39,263 --> 00:30:41,029
AND WHEN YOU
LET HIM,
382
00:30:41,063 --> 00:30:43,529
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
FOR YOU?
383
00:30:43,563 --> 00:30:45,363
NOT EVEN A LITTLE?
384
00:30:45,396 --> 00:30:47,563
YOU DON'T RELISH
THE ANIMALISM,
385
00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:50,063
THE SEXUAL CONGRESS
WITH ITS GRUNTINGS,
386
00:30:50,096 --> 00:30:51,529
ITS THRUSTINGS?
387
00:30:51,563 --> 00:30:53,196
STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.
388
00:30:53,229 --> 00:30:54,663
THE HUSSY DOES.
389
00:30:54,696 --> 00:30:56,963
NANCY VOSS DOES.
390
00:30:56,996 --> 00:30:58,663
SHE CAN'T GET ENOUGH.
391
00:30:58,696 --> 00:31:01,528
SHE WANTS IT,
CRAVES IT.
392
00:31:01,563 --> 00:31:04,163
LOOKS FORWARD TO IT
EVERY LUNCH HOUR.
393
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,663
I SAID STOP IT.
394
00:31:05,696 --> 00:31:06,996
WHY?
395
00:31:07,029 --> 00:31:08,663
YOU GETTING
TURNED ON?
396
00:31:08,696 --> 00:31:10,663
SOMETHING STIRRING?
397
00:31:10,696 --> 00:31:12,896
LOOK AT JOE.
398
00:31:12,929 --> 00:31:14,996
RIGHT NOW
HE'S IMAGINING
399
00:31:15,029 --> 00:31:18,429
THE WOMAN IN THAT MAGAZINE
IS NANCY VOSS.
400
00:31:18,463 --> 00:31:20,029
HE'S MY HUSBAND.
401
00:31:20,063 --> 00:31:21,996
THEN YOU HAVE
TO TAKE HIM, BECKA.
402
00:31:22,029 --> 00:31:23,996
TAKE WHAT'S YOURS.
403
00:31:24,029 --> 00:31:26,729
SAY IT OUT LOUD.
404
00:31:26,763 --> 00:31:28,163
JOE...
405
00:31:28,196 --> 00:31:29,496
SAY IT, BECKA.
406
00:31:29,529 --> 00:31:30,863
I CAN'T.
407
00:31:30,896 --> 00:31:32,229
SAY IT!
408
00:31:32,263 --> 00:31:33,996
MAKE LOVE TO ME!
409
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,029
JOE, YEAH.
410
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:40,529
YEAH, JOE.
411
00:31:40,563 --> 00:31:42,529
GET BACK WHERE YOU WERE.
412
00:31:42,563 --> 00:31:44,029
UP, UP.
413
00:31:44,063 --> 00:31:47,029
UP, JOE.
414
00:31:47,063 --> 00:31:49,363
THERE, THERE, THERE, THERE!
415
00:31:49,396 --> 00:31:52,263
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME
GOT INTO YOU?
416
00:31:52,296 --> 00:31:53,996
WHAT?
417
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,463
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG, BECKA,
418
00:31:58,496 --> 00:32:01,829
BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
419
00:32:01,863 --> 00:32:04,229
I DON'T LIKE IT
AT ALL.
420
00:32:44,762 --> 00:32:46,695
DID YOU GET
EVERYTHING?
421
00:32:46,729 --> 00:32:48,562
GOT EXTRA BATTERIES.
422
00:32:50,695 --> 00:32:53,162
FIND EVERYTHING
AT DERRY HARDWARE?
423
00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:56,629
HANK BARBER
SELL YOU THIS?
424
00:32:56,662 --> 00:32:58,162
HE WAS THERE, YEAH,
425
00:32:58,195 --> 00:33:00,129
BUT I DIDN'T NEED
ASSISTANCE.
426
00:33:00,162 --> 00:33:02,629
TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY
ABOUT HANK BARBER.
427
00:33:02,662 --> 00:33:04,162
ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO
428
00:33:04,195 --> 00:33:06,162
WHEN HANK WAS
A YOUNG BUCK,
429
00:33:06,195 --> 00:33:08,129
HANK HATED HIS BOSS
SO MUCH
430
00:33:08,162 --> 00:33:09,629
THAT HE POURED
LAXATIVE
431
00:33:09,662 --> 00:33:12,662
INTO THE POOR MAN'S
CHOCOLATE AT LUNCH HOUR.
432
00:33:12,695 --> 00:33:14,162
YEAH?
WHAT HAPPENED?
433
00:33:14,195 --> 00:33:16,195
RIGHT IN FRONT
OF A CUSTOMER,
434
00:33:16,229 --> 00:33:18,162
WHILE HANK'S BOSS WAS
DEMONSTRATING
435
00:33:18,195 --> 00:33:20,162
HOW TO INSTALL
A NEW WIRE CUTTER
436
00:33:20,195 --> 00:33:21,662
FOR
THE WEED WHIPPER...
437
00:33:29,478 --> 00:33:31,578
WHAT DID HE DO
TO HANK?
438
00:33:31,612 --> 00:33:33,112
NOTHING.
439
00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,745
HANK MANAGED TO HOLD ON
TILL PUNCH-OUT TIME, BUT...
440
00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:38,578
I MEANT WHAT
DID HE DO TO HANK
441
00:33:38,612 --> 00:33:40,745
THAT MADE HANK
DO THAT?
442
00:33:40,778 --> 00:33:42,912
HE WAS JUST MEAN.
443
00:33:42,945 --> 00:33:44,578
JUNKYARD DOG MEAN.
444
00:33:44,612 --> 00:33:47,278
THE WAY JOE CAN BE MEAN
SOMETIMES.
445
00:33:47,312 --> 00:33:49,045
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT,
DON'T YOU?
446
00:33:53,612 --> 00:33:55,105
THAT'S GREAT.
447
00:33:55,145 --> 00:33:57,712
GETTING A LOT OF IDEAS
LATELY, BECKA.
448
00:33:57,745 --> 00:33:59,578
YOU'RE ALMOST READY.
449
00:33:59,612 --> 00:34:01,425
THOSE "D" CELLS ARE
EATING UP TOO MUCH JUICE.
450
00:34:01,426 --> 00:34:03,749
MAYBE I'LL GET
A MOTORCYCLE BATTERY.
451
00:34:03,784 --> 00:34:05,778
THATTA GIRL.
452
00:34:11,012 --> 00:34:14,176
OKAY, SEVEN CARD STUD.
453
00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,533
NOTHING WILD.
454
00:34:15,912 --> 00:34:18,212
JACKS ARE BETTER
WHEN THEY'RE OPEN.
455
00:34:18,245 --> 00:34:19,745
ANTE UP.
456
00:34:19,778 --> 00:34:21,812
DID YOU HEAR
BOBBY COYOTE GOT LIQUORED UP
457
00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:24,078
MID-SHIFT
IN HIS SPLIT SHIFT DAY
458
00:34:24,112 --> 00:34:26,512
AND ENDED UP MAKING
TIME AND A HALF.
459
00:34:26,545 --> 00:34:29,578
ALL THE TIME HE'S DRIVING
THE PORCELAIN BUS
460
00:34:29,612 --> 00:34:31,212
IN THE RESTROOM.
461
00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:33,678
HE CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT.
HE'S UNION.
462
00:34:33,712 --> 00:34:36,478
IF I TRIED THAT
DOWN AT THE HARDWARE STORE,
463
00:34:36,512 --> 00:34:40,878
MY BUTT WOULD BE
OUT THE DOOR.
464
00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:43,145
A DEUCE, QUEEN,
465
00:34:43,178 --> 00:34:44,412
A NINE.
466
00:34:44,445 --> 00:34:46,245
DEUCES ARE WILD,
RIGHT?
467
00:34:46,278 --> 00:34:48,078
NO.
10 FOR THE DEALER.
468
00:34:48,112 --> 00:34:49,778
BITCH'S BET.
469
00:34:49,812 --> 00:34:52,778
THIS HAPPENS
EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT?
470
00:34:52,812 --> 00:34:54,912
UNLESS IT FALLS ON
CHRISTMAS DAY
471
00:34:54,945 --> 00:34:57,212
LIKE THIS YEAR,
THEN THEY RESCHEDULE.
472
00:34:57,245 --> 00:35:00,212
I WONDER IF HE'LL BE
RESCHEDULING HIS NOONER
473
00:35:00,245 --> 00:35:01,712
WITH NANCY VOSS?
474
00:35:01,745 --> 00:35:04,212
THE HUSSY?
475
00:35:04,245 --> 00:35:06,245
BLESS YA.
476
00:35:08,745 --> 00:35:10,445
YOU KNOW,
477
00:35:10,478 --> 00:35:14,145
JOE DOESN'T WIN
NEARLY AS MUCH AS...
478
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:16,245
NO, NO, SORRY.
GO AHEAD.
479
00:35:20,745 --> 00:35:22,378
AS I WAS SAYING...
480
00:35:22,412 --> 00:35:26,945
HE THINKS HE'S GOD'S GIFT
TO THE GAME, I KNOW.
481
00:35:26,978 --> 00:35:29,745
THINGS ARE LOOKING UP
FOR THE DEALER.
482
00:35:29,778 --> 00:35:31,545
HE DOESN'T HAVE
A STRAIGHT FLUSH.
483
00:35:31,578 --> 00:35:33,745
ARE YOU READING HIS MIND?
484
00:35:33,778 --> 00:35:35,978
NO, ANYBODY
WOULD KNOW THAT.
485
00:35:36,012 --> 00:35:37,245
HEY, BECKA... BEER ME.
486
00:35:37,278 --> 00:35:39,845
PEANUTS.
AND SOME PEANUTS.
487
00:35:39,878 --> 00:35:41,245
ALL RIGHT.
488
00:35:41,278 --> 00:35:43,545
YOU SURE YOU
GOT IT ALL NOW?
489
00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:45,345
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN
OR NOTHING.
490
00:35:51,345 --> 00:35:52,845
ALL RIGHT.
491
00:35:52,878 --> 00:35:54,278
PAIR OF DEUCES BETS.
492
00:35:54,312 --> 00:35:56,812
COUPLE DEUCES DON'T BEAT
A STRAIGHT FLUSH, THOUGH.
493
00:36:11,745 --> 00:36:13,445
WANNA HEAR
SOMETHING FUNNY?
494
00:36:13,478 --> 00:36:14,978
REBECCA'S NOT REAL BRIGHT,
495
00:36:15,012 --> 00:36:16,712
SO SHE PUTS
HER CHRISTMAS TREE UP
496
00:36:16,745 --> 00:36:19,212
WHEN THEY DO IT
ON HER SOAP OPERA.
497
00:36:19,245 --> 00:36:20,712
A BUCK.
498
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:24,045
WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE
THE FLUSH, JOE.
499
00:36:28,045 --> 00:36:30,212
WE'LL SEE... WE'LL SEE.
500
00:36:30,245 --> 00:36:33,112
I'LL SEE YOUR DOLLAR
AND I'LL RAISE YOU FIVE.
501
00:36:33,145 --> 00:36:34,745
LET'S SEE IF YOU
PUT YOUR MONEY
502
00:36:34,778 --> 00:36:36,245
WHERE YOUR MOUTH'S
SUPPOSED TO BE.
503
00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:37,745
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL CALL.
504
00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:40,245
CALL.
505
00:36:40,278 --> 00:36:42,945
YOU CAN'T JUST CALL LIKE THAT.
506
00:36:42,978 --> 00:36:45,445
I BET, YOU RAISED, HE CALLED.
WHAT YOU GOT?
507
00:36:45,478 --> 00:36:46,978
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
508
00:36:47,012 --> 00:36:48,745
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
509
00:36:48,778 --> 00:36:51,445
BUT I BET, YOU RAISED,
HE CALLED.
510
00:36:51,478 --> 00:36:53,112
YOU KNEW WE KNEW
511
00:36:53,145 --> 00:36:54,845
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
THE FLUSH.
512
00:36:54,878 --> 00:36:56,678
I GOT THREE DUECES
SHOWING.
513
00:36:56,712 --> 00:36:59,945
WOULD YOU WIPE THAT STUPID SMILE
OFF YOUR FACE?
514
00:36:59,978 --> 00:37:03,045
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO PUT
SOME DAMN PICTURES
515
00:37:03,078 --> 00:37:04,678
IN THESE
DAMN FRAMES?
516
00:37:04,712 --> 00:37:06,278
GOT YOUR PEANUTS.
517
00:37:06,312 --> 00:37:08,978
GUY ALWAYS STARING AT ME
GIVES ME THE CREEPS!
518
00:37:09,012 --> 00:37:13,345
SEE HOW IT FEELS TO BE TREATED
LIKE DIRT UNDER YOUR FEET?
519
00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:16,878
I'M NOT THE SAME WOMAN
I USED TO BE, JOE.
520
00:37:16,912 --> 00:37:19,845
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
FOR TREATING ME LIKE DIRT.
521
00:37:19,878 --> 00:37:21,545
I'M NOT THE WOMAN I USED TO BE,
522
00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:23,912
SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT!
523
00:37:34,578 --> 00:37:36,145
OOPS.
524
00:37:39,945 --> 00:37:41,845
I'LL GET MORE.
525
00:37:56,202 --> 00:38:00,168
I MADE SUNNY SIDE UP
THIS MORNING.
526
00:38:11,967 --> 00:38:14,334
DON'T FORGET YOUR...
527
00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:16,434
LUNCH.
528
00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:13,817
HI.
HOW WAS WORK?
529
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:15,317
BUSY.
530
00:39:15,351 --> 00:39:17,817
SAME HERE.
BUSY BUSY.
531
00:39:17,851 --> 00:39:20,351
WHERE'S SUPPER?
532
00:39:20,384 --> 00:39:22,384
AIN'T IT FRIDAY?
533
00:39:23,984 --> 00:39:25,717
PIZZA NIGHT.
534
00:39:37,184 --> 00:39:39,717
GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
535
00:39:42,384 --> 00:39:45,851
LORD, I GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
536
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,351
YOU ARE DOING
SOMETHING.
537
00:39:48,384 --> 00:39:50,384
SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
538
00:39:52,417 --> 00:39:55,217
WHERE IS JOE
ANYWAY?
539
00:39:55,251 --> 00:39:58,317
LIKES TO SLEEP
MOST SATURDAY AFTERNOONS.
540
00:39:58,351 --> 00:40:00,984
YEAH, OF COURSE.
541
00:40:01,017 --> 00:40:03,184
PUT THE BLACK CLIP
ONTO THE RED ONE.
542
00:40:03,217 --> 00:40:04,817
LIKE THAT?
543
00:40:04,851 --> 00:40:06,017
LIKE THAT.
544
00:40:06,051 --> 00:40:09,284
THAT'S MY GIRL.
545
00:40:09,317 --> 00:40:10,884
COULDN'T YOU SLEEP
LAST NIGHT?
546
00:40:10,917 --> 00:40:12,384
NO.
547
00:40:12,417 --> 00:40:13,951
TOO MANY NIGHTMARES.
548
00:40:13,984 --> 00:40:15,751
DECIDED TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT.
549
00:40:15,784 --> 00:40:17,851
GOOD IDEA.
550
00:40:20,917 --> 00:40:22,517
THINK I'M DONE.
551
00:40:22,551 --> 00:40:24,384
YOU'RE GETTING
SO CLEVER, BECKA,
552
00:40:24,417 --> 00:40:27,451
I HARDLY KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH YOU.
553
00:40:28,951 --> 00:40:31,417
DON'T TELL ME.
554
00:40:41,451 --> 00:40:43,451
BECKA.
555
00:40:47,484 --> 00:40:50,417
BECKA, WARM UP THE T.V.
FOR ME, OKAY?
556
00:40:50,451 --> 00:40:52,451
OKEY-DOKEY.
557
00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,351
FINISHED WRAPPING
THE PRESENTS,
558
00:40:56,384 --> 00:40:57,884
DECORATING,
559
00:40:57,917 --> 00:41:00,084
BAKING AND CLEANING,
560
00:41:00,117 --> 00:41:02,917
FINISHED EVERYTHING.
WE'RE READY.
561
00:41:04,651 --> 00:41:06,884
WE'RE READY.
562
00:41:06,917 --> 00:41:09,884
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO WARM UP THE T.V.
563
00:41:09,917 --> 00:41:12,051
COULDN'T FIND
THE CLICKER.
564
00:41:12,084 --> 00:41:14,384
THOSE
DAMN THINGS.
565
00:41:50,117 --> 00:41:52,551
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
THERE'S A BULLET IN YOUR HEAD.
566
00:41:56,551 --> 00:41:59,017
MY GOD!
567
00:41:59,051 --> 00:42:00,851
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
568
00:42:00,884 --> 00:42:02,351
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
569
00:42:02,384 --> 00:42:03,851
I'VE SHOT MYSELF IN...
570
00:42:03,884 --> 00:42:05,384
JOE!
571
00:42:05,417 --> 00:42:07,417
JOE, HELP ME!
572
00:42:45,784 --> 00:42:48,484
PERHAPS THE DESCENT
INTO MADNESS
573
00:42:48,517 --> 00:42:51,750
IS NOT A SOLITARY JOURNEY
AFTER ALL.
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