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ln the time when night was still
completely ruled by darkness,
subtitles re-synched by Surplusletterbox on 30th Oct 2010
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the night did not belong to humans,
it belonged to monsters.
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But as time passed,
night became a thing of mankind,
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and all the monsters who lost their place
went and disappeared into the void.
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Or not!
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They dove right into the humans' world.
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Hey!
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Some of them revived their old forms.
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[A wall from Japanese
folklore that can follow
travelers on dark mountains
and is never-ending,
causing them to get trapped.]
Nurikabe
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[A wall from Japanese
folklore that can follow
travelers on dark mountains
and is never-ending,
causing them to get trapped.]
Nurikabe
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You sound so cute.
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And some of them use their powers quite well.
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[An old man who cries
like a baby and lures
travelers to himself
to steal their energy.]
Konaki-jijii
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[An old man who cries
like a baby and lures
travelers to himself
to steal their energy.]
Konaki-jijii
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Come on, make some more noise!
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Beg for more.
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And some of them...
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Welcome back, Master!
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Ma�d's Sgrrgt y
WgIromg Homg
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Dracula
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That hurt! What are you doing?
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Not again!
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Are they gone?
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Geez, what are you getting all worked up about?
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Okay...
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But my dream has finally come true!
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My dream to work in a maid cafe!
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My dream to work in a maid cafe!
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your fangs are going to come out again,
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and what if someone saw and they found out?
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Dracula?
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Umm, well...
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We were just saying that mixing up the words
manicure and pedicure is easy.
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We were just chatting, don't wory.
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Talk about that on your break.
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l'd like to start the meeting now.
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Oh, sorry.
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Good morning!
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Good morning!
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First things first, l would like to introduce
our two new members.
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So, please introduce yourselves.
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My name is Chika Asada.
Pleased to meet you!
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Pleased to meet you.
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My name is Eme Akagawa. l'm 20.
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l like pungent foods, like natto,
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or foods that stimulate the palate,
or are an acquired taste.
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l love those kinds of foods!
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The kinds that invade your nose,
or just plain stink, or...
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Do you know what l mean?
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Where you just can't ignore them
because they're here, here, here!
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l really break for those kinds of foods!
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My ideal guy is short, fat, bald,
with sweaty armpits
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or any type of guy you think should
make a straight dash for soap.
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A person like us monsters, really!
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Hey, hey...
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Ugh, l scared them away!
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l wonder why?
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Why don't you do your intense
introduction during the break?
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Anyway, today is another day to do our best!
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Yes, yes.
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Welcome back, Master.
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Would you care for milk in your coffee?
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Welcome back, Master!
Just one moment, please.
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Thank you for...
l mean, welcome back, Master!
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Uh, yeah.
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Please come this way.
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So, how do l look? Does it suit me?
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lt does.
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You can say it with a little more enthusiasm!
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But l'm not interested in stuff like cosplay.
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This is the first time l've been to a place like this.
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l don't care!
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l don't care!
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Sit down.
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Sit down.
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You should be saying stuff like,
''You're so pretty, Chika,''
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or ''Anything looks good on you, Chika.''
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Or ''You are such a wonde_ul and beautiful girl.''
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That's what l'm talking about.
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You look really cute.
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l knew it! And what else?
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Nothing particularly...
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So, that's all you have to say to me.
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No, l like you! l love you!
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Well then, why don't you just say so?
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This is not your private time.
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Excuse me.
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Chika Eme
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Our boss, he's quite the slave driver.
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You mean monster driver, right?
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lt doesn't matter, but l haven't
sweated this much in ages.
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l'm soaked.
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[Literally, ''mud-licker,''
a monster that licks up
dirt while people sleep.]
Akaname
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Hey, Eme.
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Yeah?
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You've never done that in front
of a guy, have you?
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Of course not.
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Not my own body.
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Well, that's good then.
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What then? If you have a complaint,
why don't you take it up with God?!
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The god who went ahead and
made me an akaname!
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God, huh?
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No way! Is this for real?
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Yes, yes!
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What should l do?
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Or rather, now l know there's a god!
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Well, that's a given if monsters exist.
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Yeah...
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Thank you, God of Encounters.
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What's that?
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Look at this!
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''When can we meet again?''
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Who is this from?
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A guy called Suda.
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''l am in total love...''
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Oh, my!
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''...with your amazing technique.''
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ls what he said!
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l'm so lucky l was born an akaname!
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What exactly is the point of this conversation?
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Well, to cut to it, he's tying to pick me up.
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A nice smell...
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To put it shortly.
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Let's shorten it even further, to a letter!
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You have a vey girly sense.
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You're totally turning me on!
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You know, this is the first time someone
has complemented how l smell.
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Hey...
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Just leave it to me.
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Huh?
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Hang on, l haven't showered yet.
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ls that all right?
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ln fact, l prefer it.
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Let's just say he's wonde_ul.
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l just can't understand your taste in men.
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l wouldn't expect a virgin to understand.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Though l think it would be better for
a virgin to fall for these kind of...
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How should l say it...
...acquired-taste, stinky guys.
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l don't see what you like about that regular guy.
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That's exactly what l like about him. Don't you
think it's normal to want a regular guy?
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Huh?
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No matter how long we live in the human world,
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we can't get away from the fact
that we're not human.
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And isn't the basis of love wanting
what don't have yourself?
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Oh, so you think that as soon as you find a
bo_riend, you can give lectures on love?
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You're just the kind of girl who would
want to become a celebrity.
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But even if you did, you'd only get as far as mini.
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You mini-celebrity!
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That kind of Western gesture doesn't
suit a Japanese monster.
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Oh, well, who's the Western monster who
can't speak English to save her life?
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Hey, l was born and raised in Japan.
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Hello? Makoto?
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Oh, it's fine.
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Okay, l'll be right over.
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They've been going out for two weeks.
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So, l guess they're at the stage where
they want to meet without reason.
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Oh, that feels so good.
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What's wrong? You totally spaced out.
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Oh, nothing, l just had a little day dream.
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Day dream?
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F..Forget about it!
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But you must be thirsty!
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Can l get you something to drink?
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Can l get you something to drink?
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l thought you would say that, so l got some.
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Yay, thanks!
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lt's rare to find someone who likes
tomato juice as much as you do.
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l like the color.
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So, what about acerola?
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Nah, l'll pass, the color's too weak.
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What's wrong?
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Huh?
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What?
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Uh, nothing!
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Sory, l think l drank too much.
l don't feel so good.
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l'm going home.
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Hey, Chika!
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Drank too much?
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lt was just tomato juice.
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Who would've thought that getting turned on
would make my fangs come out.
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Maybe it's impossible to date humans.
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Hey, Dracula girl.
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Or, shorter Dora girl.
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Don't shorten it like that.
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Why are you so edgy?
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Or could it be that time of the month?
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l'm not a particularly big fan
of sexual harassment.
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Sory, sory.
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lt's just that l'm always here, spacing off alone,
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and sometimes l get the urge
for some stimulation.
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Why don't you bring that up with
some other monster?
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You don't have to get all worked up!
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l can see something's on your mind.
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lf you like, you can tell me about it.
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Maybe some other time.
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What other time? Hey, Dora girl!
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Wait!
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l may be a vampire, but l don't drink
blood and l'm fine with water.
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When l look into a mirror,
l can see my reflection just fine.
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l'm eighty percent human,
so dating shouldn't be a problem!
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How long do you plan on staying in bed?
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Oww, it's hot, hot!
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Hot, hot, hot!
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Sunblock
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l guess l can't really handle garlic,
crucifixes or the sun.
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Maybe l'm not that normal after all.
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Huh?
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And go!
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Pon, pon, jan, ken, moe, moe, pon!
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The scissors win this round!
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And go!
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Pon, pon, jan, ken, moe, moe, pon!
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Masters with rock win this round!
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And now for the final round!
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And go!
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Pon, pon, jan, ken, moe, moe, pon!
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What's wrong?
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My stomach hurts.
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Are you okay?
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Or is this your period?
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Yeah...
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A vampire who doesn't drink
blood, but expels it...
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lsn't that rather strange?
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How should l know?
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lt's busy, girls, so get to work!
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Welcome back, Master!
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What may l bring you?
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Orange juice, and then, your profile.
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My profile?
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l mean, isn't it normal to want to know evemhing
about the person you're going out with?
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Excuse me?
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Oh, l'm not tying to pick you up or anything.
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l'm proposing.
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Can you write your profile on here?
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Goodbye, Master.
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Are you okay?
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You look pale, you probably
Iost too much blood.
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Why don't you just jump on some
guy and suck some back?
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Stop making fun of me.
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That's not what's wrong.
There's a weird customer and he's creepy.
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You know, Chika, l'll tell you straight up...
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Whatever that guy is, l'm sure a vampire
is even weirder and creepier.
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l'm sory, but l don't want a mud-licker
telling me l'm creepy.
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Sucking blood or licking mud...
It's the same difference, isn't it?
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lt's totally different!
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Vampires and mud-lickers have different
traditions and come from different countries!
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Yeah, like the difference between
snot and eye-crust.
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So what?
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What's wrong?
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Look, l got this.
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l got this too, you know.
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Huh?
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00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,810
Let's just say that Taichi Bando
is famous in the otaku world.
255
00:27:48,271 --> 00:27:50,273
Ask me anything about the maids on N.
256
00:27:50,941 --> 00:27:52,943
l'm the number one master in Akihabara.
257
00:27:53,243 --> 00:27:57,246
Apparently, he's won the master contest
because he's so much into maids
258
00:27:57,447 --> 00:27:59,448
that they don't even have to say
''Welcome back, Master''.
259
00:28:00,316 --> 00:28:04,022
l don't know if that's impressive or kind of sad.
260
00:28:04,387 --> 00:28:08,390
And they say that since then, he's gotten
really into it and has started
261
00:28:08,524 --> 00:28:09,524
calling himself a maid critic.
262
00:28:10,091 --> 00:28:11,092
You certainly know a lot about him.
263
00:28:11,592 --> 00:28:12,593
Let me guess, you went out with him?
264
00:28:13,228 --> 00:28:14,229
Just for a bit.
265
00:28:14,629 --> 00:28:18,633
He may look a bit dodgy,
but he sounds really rich, but...
266
00:28:19,834 --> 00:28:20,835
But?
267
00:28:20,935 --> 00:28:22,936
He has money, but it's his parents' money.
268
00:28:23,237 --> 00:28:24,238
He's basically a little rich boy.
269
00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:25,839
Those are the worst.
270
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,642
His house is in a church and
once he took me there.
271
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,378
A church? That makes it even worse!
272
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,046
Oh, what should l do?
273
00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:35,314
Don't wory, someone will protect you.
274
00:28:36,416 --> 00:28:37,116
But who?
275
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:37,750
l'll do it, don't wory.
276
00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:41,289
Really? Thank you, thank you!
277
00:29:07,576 --> 00:29:10,148
How much longer is he going to stay?
278
00:29:34,433 --> 00:29:35,434
l'm going out now.
279
00:29:35,969 --> 00:29:37,972
Going out?
280
00:29:38,704 --> 00:29:40,706
That's what you say in this business, isn't it?
281
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,710
Remember it, already.
282
00:29:44,309 --> 00:29:45,310
How much?
283
00:29:45,611 --> 00:29:48,015
A glass of orange juice will be 600 yen.
284
00:29:49,847 --> 00:29:53,851
Keep the change as a tip, and a present.
285
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:54,919
Commemorating the day we met.
286
00:29:55,853 --> 00:29:59,626
Oh, and make sure you fill out
the profile for ne_ time.
287
00:30:24,946 --> 00:30:26,581
What is this?
288
00:30:33,621 --> 00:30:34,621
What's up?
289
00:30:34,755 --> 00:30:36,756
l was just worried that weirdo customer
might be following us.
290
00:30:38,158 --> 00:30:39,158
What weirdo customer?
291
00:30:39,592 --> 00:30:40,593
Oh, that creepy critic guy?
292
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,962
Yeah, he was just eating you up, wasn't he.
293
00:30:43,295 --> 00:30:44,296
lt was practically criminal.
294
00:30:44,997 --> 00:30:46,999
l'm scared! Will you walk me home?
295
00:30:47,299 --> 00:30:49,301
Don't wory, l'll be the best bodyguard.
296
00:30:49,701 --> 00:30:50,702
Even as l am now,
297
00:30:50,836 --> 00:30:53,839
l got into the semi-finals for the Ultimate
Super Special Deluxe Monster Wars.
298
00:30:54,605 --> 00:30:56,241
And who won?
299
00:30:56,740 --> 00:30:57,741
Frankenstein.
300
00:30:58,509 --> 00:31:01,882
And the second runner up was Sadako.
301
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,818
But l've got the ne_ one in the bag!
302
00:31:11,954 --> 00:31:12,955
Hello, Mr. Suda!
303
00:31:13,823 --> 00:31:15,824
Yes, oh really?
304
00:31:16,192 --> 00:31:18,996
l'm coming, l'm coming right over!
305
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,096
Well, l'll be off then.
306
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:22,330
Right now?
307
00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:23,464
Of course, right now.
308
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:24,799
And until morning.
309
00:31:25,766 --> 00:31:27,768
To tell you the truth, he got a little worked up
Iast time when we talked about cosplay.
310
00:31:28,570 --> 00:31:30,171
lt seems like he got his hands
on a nice costume.
311
00:31:30,470 --> 00:31:32,472
l'll send you a picture later. See ya.
312
00:31:32,673 --> 00:31:35,245
And what about being my bodyguard?
313
00:31:38,712 --> 00:31:40,615
l'll do it.
314
00:31:41,014 --> 00:31:42,951
Nurikabe...
315
00:31:44,317 --> 00:31:48,290
l'll protect you.
316
00:31:50,122 --> 00:31:52,961
But you can't even move!
317
00:31:53,625 --> 00:31:55,261
l'm sory.
318
00:32:01,032 --> 00:32:02,834
Does this turn you on?
319
00:32:03,834 --> 00:32:05,836
l'm so turned on right now.
320
00:32:06,103 --> 00:32:10,107
Okay, but you're not allowed to imagine
anything other than what l do.
321
00:32:10,306 --> 00:32:15,311
Of course! It was because of your
acting that l got turned on.
322
00:32:15,478 --> 00:32:18,480
Oh? Well, l take off my skirt and then...
323
00:32:19,514 --> 00:32:20,515
Yeah?
324
00:32:20,582 --> 00:32:23,585
And the rest will be a surprise for the ne_ time.
325
00:32:24,553 --> 00:32:25,254
Okay.
326
00:32:25,554 --> 00:32:29,557
But l think a high school girl would be good too.
327
00:32:30,158 --> 00:32:30,158
Yeah, huh?
328
00:32:31,226 --> 00:32:33,063
A high school girl is good!
329
00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:36,397
Here you go!
330
00:32:37,464 --> 00:32:37,464
Speaking of high school girls!
331
00:32:39,767 --> 00:32:41,402
A uniform?
332
00:32:49,142 --> 00:32:50,777
Huh?
333
00:32:57,783 --> 00:32:59,418
Makoto?
334
00:32:59,717 --> 00:33:01,921
Huh?
335
00:33:02,954 --> 00:33:05,058
What is this?
336
00:33:14,298 --> 00:33:16,234
ls this all right?
337
00:33:20,170 --> 00:33:23,074
lt's pe_ect!
338
00:33:28,343 --> 00:33:30,345
Sit down, come on.
339
00:33:30,912 --> 00:33:32,548
Sit down.
340
00:33:33,648 --> 00:33:34,649
Yeah, sit down.
341
00:33:35,016 --> 00:33:36,652
Yes...
342
00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:39,422
And here l come!
343
00:33:40,087 --> 00:33:42,088
Hey, why am l dressed like this exactly?
344
00:33:43,256 --> 00:33:45,258
Because it's always been my dream!
345
00:33:46,193 --> 00:33:47,194
Dream?
346
00:33:47,828 --> 00:33:52,803
Yeah, having a serious, tough
girl push me around.
347
00:33:53,733 --> 00:34:00,579
You see, l went to an all-boys school,
so l never got picked on by girls.
348
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,974
So, l'm guessing you're submissive?
349
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:04,843
All the way.
350
00:34:05,343 --> 00:34:10,018
So, go ahead and order me around!
351
00:34:12,650 --> 00:34:17,425
Hey, if you're going to lick it, then
fucking lick it all ready.
352
00:34:18,188 --> 00:34:20,190
lf you don't, l'll make you go get
Iunch from the other school!
353
00:34:21,224 --> 00:34:22,927
Y..Yes, ma'am!
354
00:34:25,795 --> 00:34:29,368
What the fuck are you doing with your hands?
355
00:34:32,668 --> 00:34:34,437
Please forgive me!
356
00:34:39,907 --> 00:34:42,910
Just make me feel good already!
357
00:34:43,177 --> 00:34:45,882
Yeah, do that harder.
358
00:34:47,581 --> 00:34:48,582
l said harder!
359
00:34:49,449 --> 00:34:50,450
l said, fucking harder!
360
00:34:50,684 --> 00:34:51,685
l'm tying!
361
00:34:52,252 --> 00:34:54,723
l really am!
362
00:35:07,999 --> 00:35:10,537
l wonder if Makoto's pissed off?
363
00:35:22,578 --> 00:35:24,580
Do l have permission to rip your stockings?
364
00:35:25,548 --> 00:35:28,551
As long as it feels good,
you can do whatever you want.
365
00:35:29,285 --> 00:35:33,624
Okay, l will do my best!
366
00:35:34,489 --> 00:35:36,260
l'll start now.
367
00:35:59,913 --> 00:36:01,716
Does that feel good?
368
00:36:02,215 --> 00:36:03,850
Yeah...
369
00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:23,600
Do l have permission to take a look?
370
00:36:24,068 --> 00:36:26,070
Sure, look.
371
00:36:30,406 --> 00:36:31,407
l will now proceed to lick you.
372
00:36:32,342 --> 00:36:33,977
Okay...
373
00:36:41,383 --> 00:36:43,820
Fucking do it already!
374
00:37:17,616 --> 00:37:19,920
That feels great, you fucker!
375
00:37:38,467 --> 00:37:39,468
Please allow me to enter you!
376
00:37:40,436 --> 00:37:41,437
Sure, come on.
377
00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:43,640
You better be good.
378
00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:17,128
lt feels good... Do it harder! Harder!
379
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,326
Harder!
380
00:39:29,434 --> 00:39:35,211
One Week Later
381
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:43,715
Hey, could you give me the profile soon?
382
00:39:45,281 --> 00:39:47,952
l'm sory, l lost it.
383
00:39:48,817 --> 00:39:51,189
You lost it?
384
00:39:59,594 --> 00:40:02,596
Back after a week, he must really like you.
385
00:40:02,864 --> 00:40:03,864
Oh, please stop.
386
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:05,533
And l'm having problems with Makoto.
387
00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:08,969
Since that time?
388
00:40:09,903 --> 00:40:11,840
Yeah, it's gotten weird.
389
00:40:13,073 --> 00:40:14,975
Welcome back, Master!
390
00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:18,845
Make up with him.
391
00:40:22,747 --> 00:40:23,748
Uh...
392
00:40:24,050 --> 00:40:25,050
l'm sory for that other time!
393
00:40:25,951 --> 00:40:26,952
Huh?
394
00:40:27,152 --> 00:40:29,154
l was avoiding you.
395
00:40:29,487 --> 00:40:31,489
lt felt weird to call.
396
00:40:32,190 --> 00:40:33,191
You must be mad.
397
00:40:33,924 --> 00:40:34,925
No, not at all!
398
00:40:35,193 --> 00:40:36,193
You don't have to apologize!
399
00:40:36,527 --> 00:40:38,529
l'm the one who should be apologizing.
400
00:40:38,796 --> 00:40:41,400
Then, l'm relieved.
401
00:40:47,269 --> 00:40:48,270
What do you say?
402
00:40:48,337 --> 00:40:50,339
These are for your ne_ day off.
403
00:40:50,706 --> 00:40:52,643
l'll definitely be there!
404
00:40:53,009 --> 00:40:54,009
l'm so happy!
405
00:40:54,376 --> 00:40:55,377
Makoto, you're really nice.
406
00:40:55,711 --> 00:40:56,712
l really do love you!
407
00:40:57,546 --> 00:40:58,546
That's great.
408
00:40:59,481 --> 00:41:01,117
l can't wait!
409
00:41:01,950 --> 00:41:02,650
lt's supposed to be a lot of fun.
410
00:41:02,783 --> 00:41:03,784
lt's supposed to be a lot of fun.
411
00:41:04,186 --> 00:41:04,886
lt's vey well known.
412
00:41:05,052 --> 00:41:05,853
What's the movie called?
413
00:41:07,387 --> 00:41:07,688
That's a secret!
414
00:41:07,855 --> 00:41:09,123
That's a secret!
415
00:41:14,728 --> 00:41:15,729
Come on, hury up!
416
00:41:16,597 --> 00:41:19,668
Don't wory, we have plenty of time!
417
00:41:31,409 --> 00:41:32,410
Are you okay? You look really tired.
418
00:41:33,345 --> 00:41:34,346
l've been kind of tired lately.
419
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:39,984
Wasn't the scene with Jesus
and the crucifix hilarious?
420
00:41:40,317 --> 00:41:42,455
Yeah, it was funny.
421
00:41:44,121 --> 00:41:46,123
l didn't look at the title!
422
00:41:46,389 --> 00:41:49,361
l didn't look at the title!
423
00:41:50,893 --> 00:41:53,896
lf you're tired, why don't we go eat something
that will give you your strength back?
424
00:41:54,797 --> 00:41:55,798
You mean it?
425
00:41:56,132 --> 00:41:57,133
Oh, you're so nice! Let's go!
426
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,635
Let's go!
427
00:42:18,952 --> 00:42:18,952
Ultra Garlicky Ramen
Super Garlicky Ramen
Demon Garlic Ramen
Garlic Ramen
800 Yen 700 Yen 650 Yen 600 Yen
428
00:42:19,186 --> 00:42:20,187
Ultra Garlicky Ramen
Super Garlicky Ramen
Demon Garlic Ramen
Garlic Ramen
800 Yen 700 Yen 650 Yen 600 Yen
429
00:42:20,453 --> 00:42:21,454
Ultra Garlicky Ramen
Super Garlicky Ramen
Demon Garlic Ramen
Garlic Ramen
800 Yen 700 Yen 650 Yen 600 Yen
430
00:42:21,821 --> 00:42:22,822
Ultra Garlicky Ramen
Super Garlicky Ramen
Demon Garlic Ramen
Garlic Ramen
800 Yen 700 Yen 650 Yen 600 Yen
431
00:42:23,590 --> 00:42:23,590
Ultra Garlicky Ramen
Super Garlicky Ramen
Demon Garlic Ramen
Garlic Ramen
800 Yen 700 Yen 650 Yen 600 Yen
432
00:42:24,023 --> 00:42:24,624
All right! One portion of demon garlic!
433
00:42:24,824 --> 00:42:25,825
Ne_ order?
434
00:42:26,392 --> 00:42:27,393
One large garlicky ramen.
435
00:42:27,526 --> 00:42:28,527
One large garlicky ramen coming right up!
436
00:42:29,062 --> 00:42:29,862
All right, thanks! One regular garlicky ramen!
437
00:42:30,163 --> 00:42:31,063
And what can l get you?
438
00:42:31,163 --> 00:42:32,064
An e_ra portion of garlic.
439
00:42:32,164 --> 00:42:33,065
E_ra portion of garlic, coming right up!
440
00:42:33,165 --> 00:42:34,066
Thank you vey much!
441
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:35,802
Welcome!
442
00:42:41,706 --> 00:42:47,049
l think being a vampire here might be lethal.
443
00:42:52,849 --> 00:42:54,218
Are you all right?
444
00:42:54,785 --> 00:42:56,889
l think l just ate too much.
445
00:42:57,353 --> 00:42:59,356
You didn't eat a bite.
446
00:43:03,726 --> 00:43:05,896
You should go home for today.
447
00:43:08,097 --> 00:43:10,334
Can you make it by yourself?
448
00:43:43,661 --> 00:43:44,662
Don't throw up.
449
00:43:45,096 --> 00:43:46,731
Swallow it.
450
00:43:48,399 --> 00:43:51,203
Oh, it's you, Nurikabe.
451
00:43:53,337 --> 00:43:54,338
What happened?
452
00:43:54,738 --> 00:43:56,441
Are you drunk?
453
00:43:57,006 --> 00:43:59,678
l'm not drunk, but l feel like it.
454
00:44:00,276 --> 00:44:01,277
Did something happen?
455
00:44:02,178 --> 00:44:04,180
l want to have a normal relationship too.
456
00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:05,381
l want to have normal sex like a normal person.
457
00:44:07,316 --> 00:44:14,860
Hey now, even though l'm an immobile wall,
l'll get an erection too.
458
00:44:15,390 --> 00:44:17,392
l'm sory, it was a joke to lighten the mood.
459
00:44:18,726 --> 00:44:20,728
Not that l have anything that can get erect.
460
00:44:22,029 --> 00:44:24,031
What good is it if you get depressed too?
461
00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:25,499
l think l picked the wrong guy to talk to.
462
00:44:27,033 --> 00:44:28,669
That's not true.
463
00:44:29,035 --> 00:44:30,036
Well anyway...
464
00:44:30,136 --> 00:44:35,141
Even though you're a monster, you're the
descendant of a descendant of Dracula, right?
465
00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:36,376
Yeah...
466
00:44:36,809 --> 00:44:40,282
lt's not like you want to drink blood and
have your fangs out all the time.
467
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:42,781
They come out when l get excited though.
468
00:44:43,182 --> 00:44:47,185
Anyway, among us monsters,
you're vey close to being human.
469
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:51,458
So, l don't think you have to wory
about being a monster.
470
00:44:52,089 --> 00:44:53,090
You think so?
471
00:44:53,157 --> 00:44:54,158
Of course.
472
00:44:54,325 --> 00:44:57,798
l'm always hitting on human girls.
473
00:44:58,962 --> 00:45:00,597
Watch...
474
00:45:07,303 --> 00:45:09,675
Hey, sey.
475
00:45:32,692 --> 00:45:35,664
My failure rate is a hundred percent though.
476
00:45:36,062 --> 00:45:40,066
lt's your fault that girl thought
l was a total weirdo!
477
00:45:40,466 --> 00:45:42,269
Not my problem.
478
00:45:43,502 --> 00:45:44,503
l get it!
479
00:45:45,371 --> 00:45:46,371
What?
480
00:45:46,605 --> 00:45:48,606
This spot is supposed to be a beacon
for paranormal powers.
481
00:45:49,407 --> 00:45:52,410
That's vey rude. Paranormal powers and
monsters are completely different.
482
00:45:53,143 --> 00:45:55,081
And?
483
00:45:57,915 --> 00:46:02,123
But you helped buck me up a bit.
Thanks.
484
00:46:03,387 --> 00:46:04,388
Good.
485
00:46:04,821 --> 00:46:06,724
You can talk to me anytime.
486
00:46:07,323 --> 00:46:09,727
Which reminds me... Hey!
487
00:46:28,776 --> 00:46:29,777
l've made up my mind.
488
00:46:30,378 --> 00:46:31,379
l'm going to get over all my hang ups.
489
00:46:32,313 --> 00:46:33,313
Huh?
490
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:35,682
Garlic, sunlight and crucifixes...
491
00:46:35,783 --> 00:46:37,784
lf l get over these things,
l'll be just like a normal girl!
492
00:46:38,418 --> 00:46:40,420
Just like, huh?
493
00:46:40,787 --> 00:46:43,790
Well, it would be better than so far!
Please! Help me!
494
00:46:44,089 --> 00:46:46,294
Uh, okay.
495
00:46:53,097 --> 00:46:54,601
All right, here we go!
496
00:46:55,466 --> 00:46:58,338
Becoming normal: chapter one!
497
00:47:01,372 --> 00:47:06,982
Gather your courage and look
upon this crucifix!
498
00:47:07,811 --> 00:47:11,985
And now, touch it! Touch it!
499
00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:35,305
Come on, you can do it!
500
00:47:36,203 --> 00:47:38,205
l can do it!
501
00:47:38,472 --> 00:47:40,107
l think!
502
00:47:40,574 --> 00:47:42,510
Yes, you can!
503
00:47:44,010 --> 00:47:45,645
l can!
504
00:48:05,729 --> 00:48:07,666
l think that's Suda, hold this!
505
00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:20,242
All right, so ne_ time we'll
do a kendo role play!
506
00:48:20,409 --> 00:48:23,648
Okay, goodnight!
507
00:48:24,846 --> 00:48:26,848
Sory, l kept you wai... Oh!
508
00:49:04,549 --> 00:49:06,653
Huh? l...
509
00:49:17,961 --> 00:49:18,962
Chika...
510
00:49:19,629 --> 00:49:21,265
Makoto?
511
00:49:26,636 --> 00:49:28,271
l love you.
512
00:49:50,256 --> 00:49:52,060
l want you, Chika.
513
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:54,596
Here?
514
00:50:30,226 --> 00:50:31,861
Chika...
515
00:52:27,198 --> 00:52:28,198
l'm going to put it in.
516
00:52:28,265 --> 00:52:29,265
ls that okay?
517
00:52:29,332 --> 00:52:30,968
Yeah...
518
00:52:47,515 --> 00:52:49,517
lt hurts!
519
00:52:50,284 --> 00:52:51,920
lt hurts!
520
00:52:52,887 --> 00:52:54,990
l said, it hurts!
521
00:52:55,489 --> 00:52:58,227
lt hurts!
522
00:52:59,827 --> 00:53:02,498
l said, it hurts!
523
00:53:03,896 --> 00:53:06,368
lt hurts!
524
00:53:10,636 --> 00:53:11,637
Man, l'm beat.
525
00:53:12,671 --> 00:53:14,673
Huh? Where's Makoto?
526
00:53:15,073 --> 00:53:16,074
Why the hell would he be here?
527
00:53:17,442 --> 00:53:19,443
Why did you have to wake me
up at the good part?!
528
00:53:20,211 --> 00:53:21,948
Kill me again.
529
00:53:22,546 --> 00:53:24,183
Sure!
530
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,997
Good morning.
531
00:53:43,565 --> 00:53:45,903
l'd like to have a long chat with you.
532
00:53:47,569 --> 00:53:49,570
We don't have anything to talk about.
533
00:53:50,172 --> 00:53:52,174
Are you going out with that guy?
534
00:53:52,573 --> 00:53:54,575
Because you seemed to be
having fun on your date.
535
00:53:55,543 --> 00:53:56,544
How do you know that?
536
00:53:56,977 --> 00:53:57,978
The guy who loves you wants to
know evemhing about you,
537
00:53:59,413 --> 00:54:00,414
your private life, evemhing.
538
00:54:00,714 --> 00:54:02,784
Get away from me, you creep.
539
00:54:03,317 --> 00:54:04,318
Hey, go out with me.
540
00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:08,288
lf you did, through my influence, you could
become the number one most popular maid.
541
00:54:09,389 --> 00:54:10,390
l'm not interested.
542
00:54:10,489 --> 00:54:14,484
Going out with me offers you so many more
advantages than with that regular guy.
543
00:54:14,593 --> 00:54:15,594
l like regular guys. Let go of me.
544
00:54:16,461 --> 00:54:17,262
l said, let go!
545
00:54:17,495 --> 00:54:19,132
Let go!
546
00:54:21,533 --> 00:54:25,474
Don't come near me ever!
547
00:54:40,817 --> 00:54:43,589
Could that girl be a...
548
00:54:47,589 --> 00:54:51,830
This just got interesting!
549
00:54:58,032 --> 00:54:59,033
Are you kidding me?
550
00:54:59,334 --> 00:55:00,335
That's fine then.
551
00:55:00,735 --> 00:55:02,805
Sounds like a fun job.
552
00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:04,672
So, we just have to kidnap him?
553
00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:06,639
For now.
554
00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:09,210
We want the money up front.
555
00:55:27,725 --> 00:55:32,066
All right, now l just have
to wait until morning.
556
00:55:56,618 --> 00:55:59,490
Who would call at this hour?
557
00:56:08,129 --> 00:56:09,129
Hello?
558
00:56:09,497 --> 00:56:11,132
Good morning.
559
00:56:12,499 --> 00:56:15,502
Huh? How did you get my number?
560
00:56:15,936 --> 00:56:18,940
l got it from Makoto.
561
00:56:19,372 --> 00:56:21,007
What?
562
00:56:22,742 --> 00:56:25,446
That's right, he's with me right now.
563
00:56:32,383 --> 00:56:34,053
Did you hear that?
564
00:56:34,385 --> 00:56:36,722
You better get here fast, or...
565
00:56:38,055 --> 00:56:39,425
Where are you?
566
00:56:40,324 --> 00:56:42,094
Okay, l'll be there right away.
567
00:56:46,663 --> 00:56:47,664
Where are you going?
568
00:56:47,997 --> 00:56:49,533
An empty warehouse in the ne_ town.
569
00:57:05,613 --> 00:57:09,286
You understand why l called you, right?
570
00:57:11,853 --> 00:57:13,755
Makoto doesn't have anything to do with this!
571
00:57:14,355 --> 00:57:17,358
Will you just listen to what l have to say?
572
00:57:17,991 --> 00:57:21,630
Do that and l'll give Makoto
back to you unharmed.
573
00:57:29,768 --> 00:57:31,705
l like it when you comply.
574
00:57:32,204 --> 00:57:36,378
And l just wanted to make sure,
575
00:57:36,841 --> 00:57:40,447
but l guess you didn't notice
when you came in.
576
00:57:44,115 --> 00:57:46,419
You really are a vampire.
577
00:57:49,052 --> 00:57:51,389
This is going to be fun.
578
00:57:52,055 --> 00:57:55,261
Will you two give me a hand?
579
00:57:55,992 --> 00:57:57,628
Yes!
580
00:59:00,550 --> 00:59:05,626
What makes you different from a human?
581
01:00:13,548 --> 01:00:19,693
So, you don't like these either, huh?
582
01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:27,835
lt's probably safer to kiss a vampire with
garlic breath than lemon breath.
583
01:00:44,409 --> 01:00:47,481
Here it comes, a garlic kiss!
584
01:00:53,784 --> 01:00:57,788
lf you keep screaming like that,
you're going to wake Makoto up!
585
01:00:58,522 --> 01:01:02,863
Do you want him to see what
we're doing to you!
586
01:01:10,900 --> 01:01:12,902
l like it when you're being obedient.
587
01:01:13,235 --> 01:01:17,108
Vampires and humans are both better
when they're being obedient.
588
01:01:59,009 --> 01:02:03,785
l wonder if this is like a human's too?
589
01:03:05,903 --> 01:03:10,845
l've always wanted to ty this.
590
01:03:11,275 --> 01:03:15,650
lt's not like you're human,
so l'm sure it will be fine.
591
01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:40,167
lt's going in!
592
01:03:41,067 --> 01:03:44,908
Just a little bit more, it's going in!
593
01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:48,241
l wonder if it'll hurt?
594
01:03:48,507 --> 01:03:50,509
l wonder what's it's like?
595
01:03:50,743 --> 01:03:52,745
l'm sure it will be okay.
596
01:03:54,112 --> 01:03:58,654
Well, shall l ty it?
597
01:03:59,951 --> 01:04:01,953
Let's ty to put it in already.
598
01:04:02,921 --> 01:04:04,923
lt's going to go on!
599
01:04:05,356 --> 01:04:09,197
l'm going to put it in!
600
01:04:13,330 --> 01:04:15,332
Should l do it now?
601
01:04:15,665 --> 01:04:18,070
l'll put it in now.
602
01:04:34,215 --> 01:04:35,952
Who the hell are you?
603
01:04:37,385 --> 01:04:39,387
l'm a swimmer who happened to pass by.
604
01:04:40,153 --> 01:04:41,154
What the fuck does it look like?
605
01:04:42,322 --> 01:04:42,322
So, are you guys ready to go to Hell?
606
01:04:45,492 --> 01:04:46,493
Ah, so you're with her.
607
01:04:47,227 --> 01:04:49,331
Why don't we just do her too, then?
608
01:04:51,765 --> 01:04:54,269
Just come here nice and slow and nobody...
609
01:04:54,566 --> 01:04:57,372
Don't fuck with akaname!
610
01:04:58,371 --> 01:05:01,710
Come here, you fucking piece of shit.
611
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,247
Oh, what did they do to you?
612
01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:26,983
l'm sory! Please!
613
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:28,751
Don't bite me!
614
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:32,324
l don't want to become a vampire!
615
01:06:33,755 --> 01:06:38,498
Vampires only bite to transfer
their own memories.
616
01:06:39,327 --> 01:06:42,599
They only do it to the people
they love the most.
617
01:06:43,030 --> 01:06:46,436
You're not worth biting!
618
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:24,504
That was awesome!
619
01:07:25,168 --> 01:07:26,169
Thanks for saving me.
620
01:07:27,070 --> 01:07:31,073
Forget that! You need to participate in the
Ultimate Super Special Deluxe Monster Wars!
621
01:07:31,307 --> 01:07:33,308
With those punches, you'd buy Frankenstein!
622
01:07:34,309 --> 01:07:37,312
Uh, no thanks,
but how did you find this place?
623
01:07:38,313 --> 01:07:39,314
And did you come here in that?
624
01:07:40,116 --> 01:07:41,116
Well, yeah.
625
01:07:41,716 --> 01:07:42,717
l had a cosplay date today
as a swim-team girl.
626
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:46,687
l had just put it on when the nurikabe
told me what had happened to you.
627
01:07:47,221 --> 01:07:49,223
What time is it, anyway?
628
01:07:49,457 --> 01:07:50,458
l have no idea.
629
01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:51,626
Crap!
630
01:07:52,259 --> 01:07:54,261
l'm totally going to get it from the swim coach!
631
01:07:55,062 --> 01:07:57,064
You really came in those clothes?!
632
01:07:57,097 --> 01:07:59,034
Oh yeah, Makoto!
633
01:08:00,967 --> 01:08:01,968
Makoto, are you all right?
634
01:08:02,669 --> 01:08:04,606
l'll untie you right away.
635
01:08:10,075 --> 01:08:11,711
Makoto?
636
01:08:13,546 --> 01:08:15,015
Did you see all that?
637
01:08:29,626 --> 01:08:31,529
l'm sory l kept it from you all this time.
638
01:08:33,396 --> 01:08:36,268
l just didn't know how to tell you.
639
01:08:38,668 --> 01:08:46,115
But it's not like my heart is any different.
l can fall in love just like humans.
640
01:08:48,910 --> 01:08:50,546
Just believe that.
641
01:08:54,381 --> 01:08:56,018
Goodbye.
642
01:09:03,589 --> 01:09:06,128
You can fall in love, right?
643
01:09:07,327 --> 01:09:08,996
l'm the same.
644
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:07,503
This is my first time.
645
01:12:53,129 --> 01:12:55,166
lt's hot!
646
01:12:56,032 --> 01:12:58,803
My body's getting so hot inside!
647
01:12:59,134 --> 01:13:00,135
lt's hot!
648
01:13:01,102 --> 01:13:02,103
l'm going to melt!
649
01:13:02,771 --> 01:13:04,975
lt's so hot!
650
01:13:20,854 --> 01:13:25,662
l didn't think a guy's thing
would look like a stake.
651
01:13:26,659 --> 01:13:30,098
You turned to ash again, didn't you?
652
01:13:35,434 --> 01:13:37,805
Good timing on the SOS call.
653
01:13:38,503 --> 01:13:40,540
Yeah, right before l turned to ash.
654
01:13:41,706 --> 01:13:44,410
l imagine it'd be pretty bleak.
655
01:13:45,076 --> 01:13:48,014
So, what did he say?
656
01:13:48,746 --> 01:13:51,749
He said he doesn't want a girl who turns
into ash each time we do it.
657
01:13:51,815 --> 01:13:55,955
Oh, forget about these humans.
You should go out with a monster.
658
01:13:56,619 --> 01:13:57,620
Like the nurikabe, or something.
659
01:13:58,588 --> 01:14:01,025
No way! He's totally not my type.
660
01:14:10,331 --> 01:14:12,333
The ne_ time l go out with someone,
l'm going to make sure evemhing's ready.
661
01:14:13,167 --> 01:14:14,168
Your heart, you mean?
662
01:14:14,202 --> 01:14:15,203
No, that.
663
01:14:15,703 --> 01:14:16,704
What?
664
01:14:17,271 --> 01:14:22,276
l mean, if it doesn't look like a stake,
sex should be okay, don't you think?
665
01:14:22,642 --> 01:14:23,643
What do l think?
666
01:14:24,578 --> 01:14:30,583
What kind of fucked up relationship is it where
you check 'it' before you start dating?
667
01:14:31,183 --> 01:14:32,184
Why don't you help me figure it out?
668
01:14:33,019 --> 01:14:34,019
No way!
669
01:14:34,820 --> 01:14:41,331
You two! It's busy, so stop yakking!
Work! Work!
670
01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:45,232
Let's all moe moe together!
671
01:14:49,133 --> 01:14:51,570
Welcome back, Master!
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