All language subtitles for Land.of.Women.S01E01.1080p.WEB.H264-espanish

NEW YORK CITY

My name is Gala Scott.

And no, I'm not some drug
dealer's fancy sidepiece

or a white-collar criminal's
stripper girlfriend.

Yesterday, my life was perfect.

At least I thought it was.

Yeah, there were some red flags.
One of them being my husband.

If he wasn't such
a piece of... work,

I would be celebrating right now
instead of taping money to my body.

TWO DAYS AGO

I look like the curtains.

I thought you
already had a dress.

I did. I ordered a
dress. This is what came.

Yeah. I'm already
having a midlife crisis.

You think I'm gonna squeeze
my ass into some pleather?

Okay, first of all, this is
not a midlife crisis. Okay?

Call me when you're accidentally
tripping over your nipples.

Yeah.

Look. How's Kate, by the way?

Good. She... You know...

since she's been away at
school, we don't talk as much,

but she's super supportive and, you
know, this is basically her idea.

Well, that's nice. At least
your kid still talks to you.

Mine blocked me off all social
media because I use too many emojis.

Well, you do.

I just still can't believe
you're not coming tonight.

I know, but I have been texting
with this guy for a month.

And look at him. We're
meeting tonight. Meet Roberto.

- His name's Ronaldo.
- Ronaldo. Yeah.

Can I try these?

Can you believe that her mother
used to crush grapes in Napa?

And now, tonight she's
opening her own wine shop.

You know, this is the
fifth person you've told?

I know, and I'm so proud.

- Let's go.
- It's f... That was mine.

Okay. Everything is set.

The caterers are
confirmed for 7:00.

- And everybody on the guest list RSVPed.
- Okay.

And I picked up your suit
from the dry cleaners.

- Thank you.
- That green one. That one's my favorite.

- And I did it. I found a dress!
- Great.

And how much was that dress?

I don't know. I bought three.

Argh! You can only wear
one dress at a time.

I know, I know, but we have
that charity thing next week,

so I just figured I'd
wear one of those.

Yeah, okay.

I gotta call the landlord.
He left me a message.

- No, I did it.
- You did? Okay.

And what about the email
from the lighting company?

They didn't get the deposit?

- No, it's all under control.
- Yeah?

- Yeah. It's taken care of.
- Okay.

I'm so happy you
made it back in time.

Hey.

It's gonna be perfect
because you are perfect.

You're my favorite businessman.

Hey, all I did was the figures.

You did everything else.

That's true.

Damn.

I forgot something at the office.
I gotta go back and get it.

What?

No, no, no. Right now?

Yeah. I'm sorry.

Look, I'll drop you at home
and I'll get to the party at...

- What? I don't know 8:15?
- Honey, no,

- we have to get home and get ready.
- Baby. At 8:15, I promise.

I promise.

Okay.

All right, so tell me
what you think. Be honest.

It's so beautiful it makes
me wanna cry and get drunk.

This is all I've worked on since
Kate left for boarding school.

It has to go well.

Honey, I don't know anyone that
knows more about wines than you.

Don't worry about the press.

Just get them drunk enough, and
they'll give you rave reviews.

Good point.

God, I wonder where Fred is.
He should've been here by now.

I'm sure he's on his way.

Okay, well, you keep drinking.

Your husband's running
a little late, huh?

Well, it wouldn't be New York
without a little traffic.

Do I know you? Are
you friends of Fred's?

We're supposed to meet Fred
here to collect what we're owed.

He didn't tell you?

You're the caterers.

I'm so sorry. I thought
Fred took care of that.

I can write you a check.
How much do I owe you?

Fifteen million dollars.

You gotta be joking, right?

We don't joke when
we talk about money.

Fred borrowed that
money from our boss.

Must've used it for this place.

So that makes us partners now.

It looks great by the way.

Well, this place didn't cost
anywhere near 15 million dollars.

Yeah.

Who knows what he did
with all that money?

Yeah, well, the thing
is, as you can see...

Fred ain't here.

Okay, I don't know what you guys are
talking about, so I'm just gonna get...

Security.

That's not a great idea.

You have 24 hours.

You don't come through
with the money,

then we've gotta visit your
daughter, Kate, in Rhode Island.

And then your mother
at the nursing home.

You won't be seeing them again.

So you decide.

Fred?

Fred.

Oh, my God. Thank God.

There were these two
guys at the wine store

who said you owed them 15 million
dollars like some kind of sick joke.

It's not a joke.

- What? Where are you going with that?
- No.

- What are you doing? Fred!
- I don't have time to go through it now...

- What? You don't have time?
- Yeah.

What the hell is going on?

I-If I don't go right now,
I'm gonna end up dead.

- What?
- Yeah, I...

- Well, Fred, you can't leave.
- I gotta go... I get...

- You've got to fix this.
- I get... I got to...

- Tell me you're going to fix this.
- Yeah, I will. I know. I will!

I will fix everything.
I m... Trust me. Okay?

You're not safe with me.

Go and get Kate and your
mom and leave New York.

Leave the state.
I will find you.

Fred.

Fred!

Hi. Morning. I would like to
withdraw part of my savings.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Scott, but
your account is overdrawn.

All your accounts and
cards have been canceled.

It was an anniversary gift,
so it's basically priceless.

Maybe. But it's a fake.

What?

Listen, I'll give you 50 thousand
for those pieces over there.

And I could give you an extra
five grand for the ring.

Hey, this is Kate.

I'm kind of busy right now, so
I'll call you back later. X-O-X-O.

Hey, honey, it's Mom.

I'm on my way to pick you up.

Surprise! Girls' trip. I'll
see you in a little bit.

Oh, God.

- Do you have tramadol? Diazepam?
- No.

You need to dig a little deeper,
because this is in high demand.

Seriously. Everybody
wants a taste.

I got Xanax.

We are talking.

Let's get down to business!
Come on. Okay, okay.

Mom, what are you doing?

Just chatting with a
friend from Spanish Group.

- Eh? Bye!
- Bye!

- Well, I teach Spanish classes, you know?
- Are you selling pills?

No, no, sweetie. No.
They're all legal.

Someone needs to cheer these
poor people up. As you can see.

We'll discuss that
later. Let's go.

But what are you doing
here? Is today Sunday?

No, Mom. We talked
on the phone before.

I told you I was coming.
Don't you remember?

I almost do.

Well, never mind.

I came because we're
going on a trip!

- That's great.
- Let's pack your suitcase.

My suitcase?

Where did you say we're going?

It's a girls' trip! You always
say this is like a prison.

If your dumbass husband
is going, then I'm not.

Are you bringing those photos?

Yes. I don't want to
forget how hot I was.

Your mom was the
prettiest girl in La Muga.

La Muga? That's... That's
a small town, right?

Beautiful, though.

No, but not many
people go there.

There's no need for more people.

XATART HOUSE

And this house in Spain,
it was yours, right?

Yes. Half of the house is mine,
and the other half is my sister's.

That's where we're going.

To La Muga?

You're always telling stories
about your town. About Dad.

And... And you've always
said you wanted to go back.

Did I say that?

Yes, of course you did.

You just don't remember now.

It would be great to
reconnect with our origins.

"Reconnect," she says.

- Just for a few days, please.
- Well, I'm not getting on a plane.

I'm scared it'll fall.

So if you want me to get on a
plane, you'll have to get me drunk.

We don't have time for this.

You couldn't smoke at 14, but you
sure did when I wasn't watching.

Did you take me for a sucker?

Okay, just one drink
on the plane. Just one.

Three and a shot.

Two and a shot.

- Okay.
- Come on, Mom! We're in a hurry.

What are we doing here?

I told you, Mom.

This is where Kate
goes to school.

Kate! Kate!

Isn't that your mother?

- Mom?
- Kate! Hi!

Hi, Mrs. Scott!

Maggie, it's so good to see you!

- You're a terrible liar.
- Shut up, Mom.

- I don't think she likes me.
- No, no, of course she does.

- I'll see you tonight, okay?
- Okay.

Aren't you glad your
daughter has a girlfriend?

Of course I'm glad. I just
don't like that it's Maggie.

What are you doing here?

Okay, now you don't listen
to my messages either?

Mom, stop.

Okay, it's a
surprise. Girls' trip!

Don't ask me. This
is all your mom.

What is this all about anyway?

Your grandma wants
to take a trip

and show us her old town
and where she grew up.

And she wants to go with her daughter
and her favorite granddaughter.

Her only granddaughter.
Can't this wait?

- No.
- Why not?

Because Grandma's sick. Her
dementia is getting worse.

Mom, she... she looks the same.

No, she's worse. Yeah,
that's what the doctor said.

How much worse?

Like if we don't
take this trip now...

we might be too late.

So, yeah, it's her
last dying wish.

Fred, look, we're going
to my mom's town in Spain.

I've called you a thousand times.
Please tell me you're okay.

Okay, ma'am, right this way.

Step through, please.

All right.

- Can you step this way?
- Come on, sweetie.

Come through, ma'am.

Come through, please.

Grandma, do you want a pillow?

Nah.

I can bring you another
blanket. Whatever you need.

Thanks, honey. Don't
worry, eh? I'm okay.

Well, okay, but I'm here
in case you need anything.

And I love you very much.
You know that, right?

- Yes, yes.
- Okay.

Your daughter is
acting really weird.

Get some sleep, Mom.

Sure, I could sleep if she
would stop looking at me.

She's making me nervous.

What's wrong with you two
today? You're acting so weird.

No-Nothing! We're just
nervous about the trip.

Yeah.

You're a lifesaver.

You're beautiful, eh?

Another one, Mom?

Mom, leave her alone.

It's one drink. Who cares?
Don't you want her to be happy?

Thank you.

Trust me, Gala. Kate and you are the
most important things in my life.

When have I failed you? I promised
I'd make you happy, and I will.

Attention, passengers. We've
now reached our destination.

Welcome to Barcelona.

We hope you enjoyed the
flight and have a nice day.

My phone isn't working.

I mean, surely you can live without
your phone for a little while.

Look, why don't you go find something
to eat while I get a rental car?

Good idea. I'm so thirsty.

No, something to eat. Didn't
you hear me? No whiskey!

Here we go. I'm not
the one driving.

Let's go, honey.

You just have to sign
here, here and here.

I'll just need a credit card
for the security deposit,

and we'll confirm the rental.

- Card?
- Yes.

Credit card.

Yeah.

Thanks.

It's... It's not working.
Have you got another one?

Yes, of course.

No.

They're... They're not working.

But I have cash.

No. I'm sorry,

but we... we cannot accept
cash. Company policy.

Okay.

I see. Manuel.

- Manuel? Yeah.
- Right, Manuel. That's me.

Manu.

You very good.

Nice.

And good-looking.

I'm sure you work a lot,
but boss no pay you well.

I'm sorry. No.

Excuse me! Sorry. This
may sound strange, but...

Okay. That's how it works.

Tell me you're kidding.

Well, are you coming or not?

Come on.

How is this a rental car? You
should get paid to drive it.

- Sorry!
- Wow, and you're a horrible driver!

Mom, it's manual.

I'm much better with
an automatic car.

WELCOME TO GIRONA

What are you doing?
Who are you talking to?

I'm just texting Dad to
let him know we're here.

But your data roaming
isn't even on.

I turned it on at the
airport. It's fine.

That phone is like a drug.
What did your dad say?

Nothing. His phone is off.

Well, see. You're proving my point.
You're addicted to that thing.

This is a girls' trip. I said no
phones. Hey, just give it to me.

No, Mom. Stop.

- You stop. You give it to me.
- No.

Are you crazy? I'm
not giving it to you.

- Give me the phone.
- No.

It would be better
if I'm gonna hold it.

- No, Mom.
- It's for your own good, Kate.

Give me the phone!

I'm not giving it to you.

- Mom, you're gonna break it.
- Give it to me. Give it to me.

Seriously? It was
a brand-new phone.

I'm sorry. It was an impulse.

Stop the car. Stop it. I
gotta go back and get it, Mom.

Honey, we're not
going back. Okay?

It's probably broken.
I'll get you a new one.

We're going to Grandma's house,
and it's going to be so much fun.

So, when Grandma used to say
her town was a bit isolated,

she really meant to say it was in
the middle of freaking nowhere?

It's not in the middle of
nowhere. It's somewhere.

It's just... Maybe
if we go left...

What are you two just
standing there for?

She doesn't know the way
to your town, Grandma.

La Muga? You didn't tell me
we were going to La Muga.

Again, Mom? I told
you a hundred times.

Well, I'm not going.

- Wait. I thought it was her idea.
- No. It was her idea.

No. Mom, please.

You were dying to come! Right?

You wanted to show us your
town, where you were born,

the family house where you
lived with Aunt Mariona.

Grandma, do you
know the way or not?

It's that way.

Mom, we've been driving for an
hour. I don't see any signs.

Are you sure this is the way?

Yes. I'm sure.

This is the right
direction. Don't worry.

We'll be lucky to even get
there before our return flight.

Honey, that attitude
isn't helping.

- You wanna see me smile?
- Yeah, that would be great. Thank you.

Then turn around and
let me get my phone.

No. We're not turning
around, honey.

And you can't keep throwing
that in my face the whole trip.

You want to talk
about throwing things?

- 'Cause you just threw my life away.
- Oh, really?

The old man plants the vineyard,

and the young man harvests it.

I see no young men,
though. Just old ladies.

What's wrong with you?

- Your phone is not your life.
- It is.

- Your phone's your life? That is not true.
- I have everything in there.

- Your family is your life.
- Yes, it is my life.

Watch out!

- Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Mom, are you okay?
- Well, kind of, honey. Kind of!

Everything is fine.

Okay.

See? You are a horrible driver.

Where are you people
from? Are you crazy?

What, you don't keep
your eyes on the road?

What are you doing?

- Do you want me to go talk to him?
- No, Mom. I'll go.

- Don't get out of the car.
- Where the hell else could I go?

At least be nice to
him. Here in town...

- She's gonna make a scene.
- You know what? I'm going to help her.

Yes. I think that's best.

Look what you've done!

These grapes are useless now!

And my trailer is wrecked.

Do you know how much
one of these costs?

Hello, how are you?
It was an accident.

No, it was your fault.
You were swerving.

I'm sorry. I didn't see you.

You didn't see me?
It's a tractor!

Maybe you shouldn't
drive this on the road.

Yeah. Yeah, it's your fault.

A tractor should
be on a "granje."

Granja.

- "Granje."
- No, Mom. Farm is granja.

I don't need a Spanish
lesson right now.

Just what I needed.
You're tourists.

Oh, no, no. We're not
tourists. We are Spaniards.

Mom, you've never
been to Spain before.

You're not helping.
Get in the car!

Look, I don't care where you're
from, where you go or what you do.

- You shouldn't be behind the wheel.
- I was paying close attention.

It's just that... it's a manual
car, and the gears don't shift well.

Maybe you should try
driving without heels on.

What does that matter?

I know how to drive in
heels perfectly fine.

A whole vineyard... A whole
vineyard gone to waste!

Do you know how many
people depend on this?

You'll have to pay
for all the damage.

Pay?

No. No, no, no.

My car is also broken, and I'm
with my mom and my daughter.

I didn't want to crash.

And you know what? I don't
want to argue with you.

You're really stubborn.

Do you have the insurance papers?
We'll need to file a claim.

Of course I have the
papers. Let me find them.

Where's your grandma?

What do you mean?
She's right here.

Julia!

You're such a tart!

The town's celebrating
its holiday!

Do you think it's normal to
just skinny-dip like that

for all the world to see?

I don't have a swimsuit!

And the water is awesome.
You should try it!

If Mother sees you,
you're gonna get it!

Are you going to tell
her, Mariona? Exactly.

Someone's gonna see, then the
whole town will gossip. Come.

Well, they can gossip all
they want! I don't care!

Julia!

Come on, Julia!
They're coming! Julia!

I don't want to!

Goddamn it, you're impossible!

And you're lame!

Did she see me?

Hooray for Saint Vincent!

Hooray for Saint Vincent!

Mom! What are you doing?

Oh, Mariona, don't be lame.
I'm just going for a swim!

Mom, I'm Gala.

Come on in! Get in with
me. The water's great.

God, it feels good!

Kate, come on.

You pull from there.
Let's get her out.

Okay, come here.
Put your foot there.

- Grab her this way.
- Here, here...

Yippee!

Oh, my...

No, no, no, no, no, no.

- No. Oh, no, no, no, no.
- What the hell?

Don't get wet.

Why is your body
covered in money?

Wait. Don't get
wet. Don't get wet.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay.

You are a drug dealer.

It's a long story, Mom.

The other day on TV, I saw
someone like you with the cops.

I'm not a drug dealer, Mom!

- Mom, this is not normal.
- I know!

I know. I'll explain later.
Just come and help me. Hurry!

We gotta hide this before
the tractor guy sees us.

- Okay.
- Give me your jacket.

Oh, God. Okay. Okay, open
it. Hold it. Like this.

Okay.

Slow down, Mother.
Slow. And normal.

Don't ask.

We've had a little incident.

Damn.

I thought you ran away.

Okay. Where do I put this?

Okay.

Come on.

Is it working?

What?

Is the car working?

No.

You'll have to leave the
car and call a tow truck.

There's a mechanic in town.

I just want to get to La Muga!

Are you going to La Muga?

- Yes.
- See? You weren't paying attention.

You're going the wrong
way. La Muga is that way.

Is that right? I got distracted.

It must have been the jet
lag. Thanks, handsome.

I live in La Muga.
If you want...

I can take you.

Americans, huh?

A little bit. Can you tell?

"A little bit," yeah.

Don't look like a
country girl either.

- He's calling you a snob.
- Yeah. I understand Spanish, honey.

Do you want to drive?

If she's driving,
I'm getting off.

Me too.

We came from New York, but we
lived in Mexico for nine years.

And my mother... My mother is...

Mom, he doesn't need
the whole family tree.

Why are you here?

It's a family trip.

Right, Mom?

I guess it still is the
same old boring town.

Well, it has its days.

And now that you are here, I'm
sure things will get interesting.

We're going to my mother's
house. Can you take us there?

XATART HOUSE

This is not your mother's house.

Of course it is. It's the family house
where my aunt and my mother were born.

Well, that house is mine now.

What?

I bought it years ago.
What a coincidence, right?

What do you mean you bought
it? That's impossible.

It's our house. We
are staying here!

No. No, no, no, no.
You can't stay there.

Why not? It's our house.

I bought it, and now that
house is mine. Got it?

Okay, hold on. Who
sold it to you?

Mrs. Carmen's daughter.

Mom, did you sell the house
and not tell me anything?

Me? I don't think
so. I don't remember.

Not her. The other
daughter, Mariona.

No, no, no. My aunt
can't sell the house.

My mom owns half of it.

- That's-That's...
- It's illegal.

- Illegal!
- It's not my fault.

I'll take you to the next town.
There's a rural guest house.

- A rural what?
- A guest house!

We're not going to a guest house.
We have a house! Our own house!

Here we go again. You
don't have a house!

Look, do you want to complain?

Talk to Mariona.

She lives down there.

In the first house.

This isn't over!

And we don't need you at all!

But it's sunny out!

You can't trust the
weather here. It's crazy.

Just the weather?

I don't think this
is a good idea.

It's been ages since I saw her,
and Mariona is very particular.

I can't believe she sold the
house without telling you.

I told you we were
no longer in touch.

I was very sad because your dad passed
away, and I went to the Americas.

I couldn't afford
to call from there.

Mom, why don't we just go
to the casa rural thingy?

No, we need that house.

And she's your sister. So we're
going to... to fix this right now.

Hi, Mariona.

She sure is happy to see you.

Mariona, open the door! Mariona!

Oh, damn!

What... What happened
to the trailer?

What-What did you do? Crash
into a wild boar, or what?

Worse. Some crazy American
women crashed into me.

We lost all the grapes
from your vineyard, Nalda.

- What?
- All of them?

Mother of God! What
will happen to us?

- That's our oldest vineyard.
- What now?

Technically, my
vineyard is older.

My mom always said that.

- My grapes are older than yours.
- Here we go.

Hey, all right,
ladies. Calm down.

- Will you shut up?
- No!

We'll find a way to fix this.

Listen, what do we do now?

- 'Cause this'll be really expensive.
- The cooperative's in the red.

- Another one went belly-up.
- Listen!

Hey, I assume you gave your contact
info to these American women.

They aren't getting away with this!
They are going to pay for all of this!

Technically, the
insurance pays for it.

Honestly, today I might
just slap you, eh?

They didn't have insurance.
I left them in town.

You even gave them a ride!

I made them get out when they
started saying my house is theirs.

The older lady is
Mariona's sister.

Julia is back?

I'll be damned!

Now I'm really pissed.

So we have no car, no house, but
we do have a bag full of wet money.

This is such a great trip, Mom.

Hey, Kate, can you just...
Can you stop whining?

Just for once. You're like...

Just stop!

Where is everybody?

Why don't we go to
the guest house?

Look at you. You will
end up getting pneumonia.

It's just a stain.

Right, you just fell in a puddle.
If only you didn't wear those heels.

I don't have sneakers, Mom.

Mom, enough.

What are we doing here? And don't
say it's because Grandma's dying.

I am dying?

Why didn't you tell me sooner?

No, Mom. I just needed an excuse.
It's the first thing I came up with.

Just tell us the truth.

Okay. This isn't a girls' trip.

We...

We don't have any money.

Your dad didn't invest very wisely, and
now I can't pay for your university.

I can't pay for Mom's nursing
home. I'm gonna lose the store.

So all we have is that house
and the money in this bag.

And Dad? Is he okay?

Yes. Yes, sweetheart.
He's... He's fine.

He's taking care of everything.
We just have to stay here.

And we'll be fine here.

Honey, look at us. We're a mess.

I thought everything would
go differently. But...

I'm really sorry.

Okay, come on. Okay. Okay.

It's okay. We are a mess.
Right. But we are together.

Kate.

It's gonna be okay.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You know what?

We traveled many kilometers. We
broke a car, fell into a river,

and I've been walking in heels for
two hours. I'm tired. Exhausted.

I'm not going to walk to another
town to some shitty guest house.

Mom, do you remember
where your house is?

- That way.
- Let's go.

Oh, my God! Now we're all here.

Oof.

- What are you doing?
- I don't wanna walk past her.

- I don't wanna see her. I can't stand her.
- Good afternoon. How are you?

Don't pretend to be all nice
to me. You can't fool me.

Witch!

Don't listen to her.

Sorry, my grandma loses
her mind at times.

- You think she's someone else, Mom.
- I do not. That's Catalina.

She's thinner now. She must
have drunk her own poison.

No, ma'am. I'm Montse.

I am so sorry, sweetie.

I thought you were
someone else from town.

A viper with a very long tongue.

No, I knew Catalina. She was
my mom. She died last year.

- Oh, my God.
- God rest her soul.

But it's true. She did
have a long tongue.

Do you want a drink? The
first one is on the house.

I won't say no to some wine...

No, thanks. We're
looking for Xatart House.

Amat's house?

I need to talk to him.

You can walk from here. It's
one kilometer in that direction.

See? We were going
the right way.

They never listen.
I don't know why.

Thank you.

You've grown a lot.

He's not home.

We have to wait
till he comes back.

Mom, you heard him. It's his
house. He won't let us in.

No, honey. If we just talk to him...
without screaming and yelling...

and explain to
him the situation,

maybe he'll let us stay
in our half of the house.

I don't know. We just... We gotta
find a solution to get along.

Well, he likes wine just
like you. That should help.

How did you get in?

I know this house like
the back of my hand.

Just like him.
Right, little guy?

- No, Mom. Mom, be careful with the dog.
- Okay, come on.

Don't worry. He's like his
owner. All bark and no bite.

So? Are you hungry?

I'm finally clean.

Grandma. Are you okay?

I am.

It's... just coming back
to town, this house...

Lots of memories.

Back when Dad was alive?

Honey, bring some more wine.

You can't fool me. There's
something you're not telling us.

What has that asshole Fred done?

And you, Mom? Have
you told me the truth?

Because not even your own
sister is glad to see you here.

Did something happen that you
don't want to tell me about?

Mom, he's back.

What part of "this is my
house" didn't you understand?

You can't be in here.

Golfo, you didn't say
anything? Traitor.

Did you eat my lentils?

My aunt sold you the house
illegally. She had no right.

Do you know what else is illegal?
Home invasion. You have to go.

We're not going anywhere.

We stay in our part of the
house and don't bother you.

It's fair.

We'll see about that.

It's delicious!

Andreu...

POLICE

You'll see.

Thank God you're here.

This is our house too. We
have the right to be here.

She's been like that all day.
"It's my house, not yours."

- Can you take them already?
- No! Because it's our house.

Julia.

Andreu. It's been so long.

- How are you?
- I'm fine. I'm great.

Andreu.

Listen, can't we solve
this by talking peacefully?

What did he say?

It's Catalan.

- There's another language?
- Yes, yes.

Okay, great. This
is the freaking UN.

I don't care. We're
staying here. He has to go.

Miladies, you'll have
to come to the station.

Quintanilla, don't
book them, man.

What do you mean "don't
book them"? That's protocol.

No, we are the legitimate
owners. I'm not going anywhere.

You sure are.

You can't stay here.

Listen...

I-I-I think it's best if
we solve this peacefully.

Let's calm down.

So come with us to
the station, please.

Of course, of course. As you
wish. I'll go look for our stuff.

- Move.
- No, no, no, no.

No. I'm going to call a lawyer!

Call whoever you want, but
do it outside my house.

- It's our house!
- Here we go again.

Why are you always where
you're not supposed to be?

- I have to stay here. In our house.
- On the road, in my house,

in my kitchen,
eating my lentils!

You are a... a...

Kate, tell him he's an asshole.

I'm not going to say that.
Not in front of the police.

Okay. You know what?
It doesn't matter.

This is Grandma's house.
They can't do anything to us.

And I would say that in Catalan
but I don't know how to speak it!

Again with the screaming.
Andreu, take them.

No. No, no, no, no. Mom, no way.

If you want us to leave,
you'll have to arrest us.

Quintanilla, I
don't have all day.

They are waiting for
me to play boules.

Sorry.

Nothing ever happens here,
so I'm not used to this.

Right.

The money...

Don't worry about
it. I hid it well.

We should do girls'
trips more often.

I don't know about you guys, but
I'm having such a great time.

At least we know where
we're spending the night.

Come here.

Honey, come down. Unless you want
me to cut you out of my will.

Grandma, you have no money.

Exactly.

You two are all I have left.

I promise we're
getting out of here.

I don't know when or how,
but we're getting out.

I think.

I want to make a phone call.

Hey. I want to
make a phone call.

Hi, it's Maggie.
Leave a message.

Hey, it's me.

This girls' trip with my mom
and grandma, it's hell on earth.

I don't have my phone. And we don't
have any money, so we can't go home.

And to top it all off, now we're being
arrested for breaking into a house.

It seriously couldn't
get any worse.

Coming.

They say the measure of a
man is how he acts in crisis.

Fight or flight.

Clearly, my husband
is a flier, and I'm...

Well, I'm just going to
have to fix this myself.