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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,458 - I'm going to go make - a corn dog. 2 00:00:08,499 --> 00:00:09,666 - Don't move. 3 00:00:11,581 --> 00:00:13,206 - Hey, - can you sign my shirt for me 4 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,807 - That I'm definitely not selling - on the web. 5 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:15,830 Both: Shh. 6 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:17,830 - Is he ready? 7 00:00:20,410 --> 00:00:21,285 - Whoo! 8 00:00:21,327 --> 00:00:22,369 Both: He's ready. 9 00:00:23,326 --> 00:00:24,951 - Today I take my first medical 10 00:00:24,951 --> 00:00:26,575 college admissions test 11 00:00:26,616 --> 00:00:28,908 - and the first step to being - a doctor. 12 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:31,032 - You're supposed to take - that test 13 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,698 After four years of college, 14 00:00:32,698 --> 00:00:34,321 not before you enter college. 15 00:00:34,363 --> 00:00:36,404 - Yes, but.. 16 00:00:36,445 --> 00:00:37,529 You're never too young 17 00:00:37,569 --> 00:00:39,111 to prepare for your future. 18 00:00:39,152 --> 00:00:40,528 - Exactly, 19 00:00:40,528 --> 00:00:41,902 and once I ace this test, 20 00:00:41,943 --> 00:00:44,623 - they'll probably ask me to skip - college and go right to surgery. 21 00:00:44,775 --> 00:00:46,274 Now... things. 22 00:00:46,315 --> 00:00:47,794 - Healthy snacks to keep 23 00:00:47,795 --> 00:00:49,273 your brain at it's peak. 24 00:00:50,396 --> 00:00:51,501 - Four juice boxes 25 00:00:51,502 --> 00:00:52,605 with convenient caddy 26 00:00:52,646 --> 00:00:53,979 to keep your brain hydrated. 27 00:00:56,311 --> 00:00:57,311 - Kendall. 28 00:00:58,185 --> 00:01:00,185 - And all our positive energy. 29 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:02,101 - Positive energy, - positive energy, 30 00:01:02,141 --> 00:01:03,493 - Positive energy, - positive energy, 31 00:01:03,517 --> 00:01:04,809 Positive energy... 32 00:01:07,681 --> 00:01:08,991 - Okay, - I need more positive energy. 33 00:01:09,014 --> 00:01:10,014 Where's James? 34 00:01:11,137 --> 00:01:12,721 - Positive energy, - positive energy, 35 00:01:12,762 --> 00:01:13,804 Posi... 36 00:01:15,011 --> 00:01:16,803 - Lucy left - for a European tour. 37 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:20,010 She really won't be mine. 38 00:01:21,716 --> 00:01:22,859 - No. No "uh-ohs." - Positive energy. 39 00:01:22,883 --> 00:01:24,508 - Positive energy. - Positive... 40 00:01:24,548 --> 00:01:25,611 - ? Make it count, 41 00:01:25,612 --> 00:01:26,673 play it straight ? 42 00:01:26,714 --> 00:01:28,506 - ? don't look back, - don't hesitate ? 43 00:01:32,669 --> 00:01:34,544 - ? what you want, - what you feel ? 44 00:01:34,586 --> 00:01:36,294 - ? never quit - and make it real ? 45 00:02:00,365 --> 00:02:02,053 ? If you want it all, 46 00:02:02,053 --> 00:02:03,740 lay it on the line ? 47 00:02:03,781 --> 00:02:06,323 ? it's the only life you got 48 00:02:06,323 --> 00:02:08,863 so you got to live it big time ? 49 00:02:13,485 --> 00:02:15,902 - Fine, I'll take the test - without his energy. 50 00:02:15,942 --> 00:02:17,442 - You're gonna fail. 51 00:02:17,483 --> 00:02:19,316 - Rude, and I won't, - because I have Carlos. 52 00:02:19,356 --> 00:02:20,690 - Wait. 53 00:02:20,732 --> 00:02:21,982 Why do I have to take the test? 54 00:02:22,023 --> 00:02:24,147 - Don't question the smart one, - okay? 55 00:02:24,188 --> 00:02:26,897 - And my car needs a smog test, 56 00:02:26,937 --> 00:02:28,979 - but first, drop me off - at rocque records. 57 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:31,144 - You got it. 58 00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:36,349 - Good luck with that. 59 00:02:42,346 --> 00:02:43,346 - Thanks. 60 00:02:52,717 --> 00:02:54,759 - Okay, - we'll get started once everyone 61 00:02:54,799 --> 00:02:56,237 Has their test 62 00:02:56,238 --> 00:02:57,674 and answer sheets. 63 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:01,380 - Thank you. 64 00:03:01,421 --> 00:03:03,129 - Why am I even here? 65 00:03:03,171 --> 00:03:05,379 I don't like tests. 66 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:07,837 We don't get along. 67 00:03:07,878 --> 00:03:10,502 See. 68 00:03:10,542 --> 00:03:13,125 - Stop that. 69 00:03:13,166 --> 00:03:14,437 Stop it. 70 00:03:14,438 --> 00:03:15,708 Stop. 71 00:03:15,749 --> 00:03:17,331 - Sorry. - Sorry. 72 00:03:17,372 --> 00:03:18,873 - I'm leaving - unless you tell me why 73 00:03:18,914 --> 00:03:20,414 You need me next to you. 74 00:03:20,455 --> 00:03:21,788 - I... i think you're 75 00:03:21,788 --> 00:03:23,120 my good luck chum. 76 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:25,328 - Go on. 77 00:03:25,369 --> 00:03:28,327 - It's true; Look, when you're - next to me, good things happen. 78 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:29,805 When Debbie Crawford said yes 79 00:03:29,806 --> 00:03:31,242 to the sixth grade dance, 80 00:03:31,283 --> 00:03:33,158 you were next to me. 81 00:03:33,198 --> 00:03:34,842 - When I scored my first - pee-wee hockey goal, 82 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:35,823 You were next to me. 83 00:03:35,865 --> 00:03:40,156 And yesterday by the pool... 84 00:03:40,195 --> 00:03:42,195 Hey. 85 00:03:42,236 --> 00:03:43,862 - Hey? 86 00:03:43,902 --> 00:03:46,235 How about a chum hug? 87 00:03:46,276 --> 00:03:47,276 - Whoa. 88 00:03:47,317 --> 00:03:49,818 Oh! 89 00:03:49,859 --> 00:03:52,150 - Oh, - so you want another chum hug? 90 00:03:52,190 --> 00:03:53,816 - No, no. 91 00:03:53,857 --> 00:03:56,398 - I want you to sit there, - be lucky, and take this test. 92 00:03:58,646 --> 00:04:00,730 - No, I don't want to take - this test. 93 00:04:00,770 --> 00:04:02,603 - I want to go home - and eat corn dogs. 94 00:04:02,644 --> 00:04:04,745 - Okay, I am the smart one, - so you should listen to me now 95 00:04:04,768 --> 00:04:06,476 And take it. 96 00:04:06,517 --> 00:04:08,288 - Remember, some questions 97 00:04:08,288 --> 00:04:10,057 have multiple answers. 98 00:04:10,099 --> 00:04:12,182 - And the medical exams begin... - Now. 99 00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:25,218 - So you want talk about... 100 00:04:25,259 --> 00:04:27,235 - Lucy told pop tiger she's - looking for a sensitive guy. 101 00:04:27,258 --> 00:04:29,049 Um, hello? 102 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:31,632 - You are, but Lucy's on a tour 103 00:04:31,632 --> 00:04:34,172 far, far away, 104 00:04:34,213 --> 00:04:36,171 and you have to move on. 105 00:04:36,212 --> 00:04:37,775 - Which is why I'm taking the 106 00:04:37,775 --> 00:04:39,336 "is he a bad boyfriend?" Test. 107 00:04:41,168 --> 00:04:43,127 - I'm not sure I'm following... 108 00:04:43,167 --> 00:04:45,644 - Why can't I have a meaningful - relationship like you and Jo? 109 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:47,207 Am I doing something wrong? 110 00:04:47,249 --> 00:04:48,770 And perhaps the answers 111 00:04:48,770 --> 00:04:50,289 are right here. 112 00:04:50,330 --> 00:04:52,476 - Okay, 113 00:04:52,476 --> 00:04:54,621 or we could go skateboarding. 114 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:56,012 - "You've had a tough day, - and you're upset. 115 00:04:56,036 --> 00:04:57,995 "Your boyfriend, 'a, ' 116 00:04:58,035 --> 00:05:00,327 - "takes you out for cocoa - and tells you to let it out. 117 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,201 "Or, 'b, ' 118 00:05:02,242 --> 00:05:04,134 - talks about himself and checks - his hair in his phone." 119 00:05:04,157 --> 00:05:06,074 Well... 120 00:05:06,115 --> 00:05:08,407 - "'A, ' - takes you out for cocoa." 121 00:05:09,322 --> 00:05:10,531 - Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:11,923 - I think in order to take - that test, 123 00:05:11,947 --> 00:05:13,655 You have to be... honest. 124 00:05:13,696 --> 00:05:15,487 - That wasn't honest? 125 00:05:15,528 --> 00:05:17,337 - No, it's just that I had - a really tough day, and... 126 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,360 - Is this story gonna take long? 127 00:05:22,358 --> 00:05:24,149 - Oh. - Oh, okay. 128 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,291 - Well, then, why don't you be a - girl and take the test for me? 129 00:05:26,314 --> 00:05:27,335 - I'm not taking 130 00:05:27,336 --> 00:05:28,356 a boyfriend test. 131 00:05:28,397 --> 00:05:30,063 - I don't know what's wrong - with me, 132 00:05:30,104 --> 00:05:31,747 - And I want a serious girlfriend, - and your honesty will help. 133 00:05:31,771 --> 00:05:32,771 Please. 134 00:05:34,019 --> 00:05:35,228 - I can't believe 135 00:05:35,228 --> 00:05:36,435 I'm doing this. 136 00:05:36,477 --> 00:05:38,061 - Okay, 137 00:05:38,061 --> 00:05:39,643 number two. 138 00:05:39,684 --> 00:05:41,621 "On average, does your man think 139 00:05:41,621 --> 00:05:43,557 of 'a, ' himself, 140 00:05:43,598 --> 00:05:45,264 or 'b, ' you?" 141 00:05:45,306 --> 00:05:46,306 - Himself. 142 00:05:48,721 --> 00:05:50,447 - I'm telling you, - I don't know who emailed you 143 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:52,154 - From the studio to come here, - but it wasn't us. 144 00:05:52,178 --> 00:05:53,804 - Well, then, who was it? 145 00:05:53,844 --> 00:05:55,260 - It was me. 146 00:05:55,301 --> 00:05:56,801 And welcome, volunteers, 147 00:05:56,801 --> 00:05:58,300 to our new product testing lab. 148 00:05:58,342 --> 00:06:00,008 What? 149 00:06:00,049 --> 00:06:02,067 - Secretly, I've installed - throughout rocque records 150 00:06:02,090 --> 00:06:03,611 The latest products 151 00:06:03,611 --> 00:06:05,130 from rcm/cbt/globannet/sanyoid 152 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:07,005 - ready for you testing - and approval. 153 00:06:07,046 --> 00:06:08,439 - But we didn't volunteer - for this. 154 00:06:08,462 --> 00:06:10,212 - Then volunteer. 155 00:06:10,252 --> 00:06:11,294 Because I want people 156 00:06:11,295 --> 00:06:12,336 that won't sue us 157 00:06:12,377 --> 00:06:13,940 as we test the latest products 158 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,502 for today's finicky tweens, 159 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,185 - the modern working woman, - and anyone who wants to lose 160 00:06:17,208 --> 00:06:19,208 20% of their body size. 161 00:06:19,248 --> 00:06:21,207 - Wait, who are you looking at? 162 00:06:21,247 --> 00:06:22,602 - I'm asking who wants to be 163 00:06:22,603 --> 00:06:23,956 the first one to test 164 00:06:23,996 --> 00:06:25,288 sanyoid's multipurpose 165 00:06:25,289 --> 00:06:26,580 massage chair. 166 00:06:26,621 --> 00:06:28,621 - 7 hidden - surround sound speakers, 167 00:06:28,662 --> 00:06:30,433 27 massage settings to roll 168 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,202 the day's tension away, 169 00:06:32,242 --> 00:06:35,076 - and neural enhancers - that stimulate the mind's monads 170 00:06:35,116 --> 00:06:37,241 To keep you at peak performance. 171 00:06:37,282 --> 00:06:38,842 - Forget it, - 'cause no one wants to test 172 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,407 Your stupid massage chair. 173 00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:43,031 - But Katie's already sitting - in it. 174 00:06:47,070 --> 00:06:48,945 - Okay. 175 00:06:48,985 --> 00:06:50,736 I could get used to this. 176 00:06:53,442 --> 00:06:55,651 - Okay, out. 177 00:06:55,691 --> 00:06:57,232 I want to test it. 178 00:06:57,273 --> 00:06:58,982 - ? Picture this, first kiss 179 00:06:58,982 --> 00:07:00,689 beneath the moonlight ? 180 00:07:00,731 --> 00:07:04,314 - Ahh! 181 00:07:04,354 --> 00:07:06,166 - Make a note that the 182 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:07,977 neural enhancers shock people. 183 00:07:11,059 --> 00:07:13,201 - Well, for those of you who - waited for your test results, 184 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,683 Many of you did great, 185 00:07:15,724 --> 00:07:17,015 some of you not so great, 186 00:07:17,056 --> 00:07:19,160 and one of you 187 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:21,263 got every answer correct. 188 00:07:21,304 --> 00:07:23,262 - And that would be... 189 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,886 - What? - A 38. 190 00:07:27,926 --> 00:07:29,301 - Yeah, you're not ready 191 00:07:29,302 --> 00:07:30,676 for medical school yet. 192 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,925 And you... 193 00:07:35,964 --> 00:07:37,256 - Okay, 194 00:07:37,256 --> 00:07:38,547 I'm took the pencils. 195 00:07:38,589 --> 00:07:39,818 I'm so sorry. 196 00:07:39,818 --> 00:07:41,046 They're just so yellow. 197 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,629 - You scored 100%. 198 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,545 - What? - What? 199 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:46,127 - Yeah, it's amazing. 200 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:52,499 - Tell me, does your friend wear - that helmet 201 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,081 To protect his massive brain? 202 00:07:59,829 --> 00:08:01,495 - Come on. - It's the last one. 203 00:08:01,536 --> 00:08:03,244 - No. - I don't want to answer it. 204 00:08:03,285 --> 00:08:05,118 - Hey, you're Mr. Honest. 205 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,994 Now, "it's your biggest 206 00:08:06,994 --> 00:08:08,826 gymnastics meet of the year, 207 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,450 "and your boyfriend is 'a, ' 208 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,886 "in the front row 209 00:08:11,887 --> 00:08:13,282 with your parents, or 'b, ' 210 00:08:13,323 --> 00:08:14,882 - "shows up late, - because he stopped at the mall 211 00:08:14,905 --> 00:08:16,488 To buy a new shirt." 212 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:18,404 - New shirt. 213 00:08:18,446 --> 00:08:19,446 - What? 214 00:08:19,986 --> 00:08:22,361 - James, a pop tiger test - is not going to answer 215 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:23,878 - Whether you're a good boyfriend - or not. 216 00:08:23,901 --> 00:08:25,192 You're a great guy. 217 00:08:25,234 --> 00:08:27,443 - Really, - 'cause according to this, 218 00:08:27,483 --> 00:08:28,775 We shouldn't even be going out. 219 00:08:28,816 --> 00:08:31,316 - Um, we're not going out. 220 00:08:31,356 --> 00:08:33,732 - Oh, oh, just because I'm so - terrible to be around, huh? 221 00:08:33,772 --> 00:08:34,772 Yeah, thanks. 222 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:37,187 - Okay, - maybe this was a mistake. 223 00:08:37,228 --> 00:08:39,353 - Really, this whole thing - since kindergarten 224 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:40,644 Was a mistake. 225 00:08:40,686 --> 00:08:42,352 - Uh... - No, no, no, no. 226 00:08:42,393 --> 00:08:44,393 - Have it your way, - 'cause I'm out of here. 227 00:08:50,139 --> 00:08:51,347 - What was that all about? 228 00:08:52,263 --> 00:08:54,221 - I think James and I just broke - up. 229 00:09:03,966 --> 00:09:05,842 - Oh, - that is disgusting. 230 00:09:05,882 --> 00:09:07,632 - No, that's rcm food's new 231 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,382 power juice in that juice box 232 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,256 made with vitamins, minerals, 233 00:09:11,256 --> 00:09:13,088 and tiny chunks of fish. 234 00:09:17,586 --> 00:09:21,252 We should improve the flavor. 235 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:23,092 - Globalnet's new auto bright - light switches 236 00:09:23,125 --> 00:09:24,542 Save time and energy. 237 00:09:26,873 --> 00:09:28,373 - Ahh! 238 00:09:28,414 --> 00:09:31,455 My... my eyes! 239 00:09:31,496 --> 00:09:33,954 - Hmm, too bright. 240 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,035 - Sanyoid's new 4-d tvs 241 00:09:39,035 --> 00:09:40,492 are so real, 242 00:09:40,534 --> 00:09:41,867 you will jump out of your seat. 243 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,782 - Ah! Bats! 244 00:09:44,824 --> 00:09:45,882 - Bats! - Get them away from me! 245 00:09:45,905 --> 00:09:47,114 They're everywhere! 246 00:09:47,155 --> 00:09:48,781 Ahh! 247 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,655 - Bring down the realness 248 00:09:50,655 --> 00:09:52,487 down 30%. 249 00:09:52,528 --> 00:09:54,570 - Ahh! 250 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:57,694 Griffin. 251 00:09:59,191 --> 00:10:00,483 - We are done testing 252 00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:01,775 your products. 253 00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:04,607 - Your products are bad. 254 00:10:04,648 --> 00:10:06,252 Test over, and you can't keep us 255 00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:07,855 here against our will. 256 00:10:07,895 --> 00:10:09,229 - No, but the rcm remote 257 00:10:09,230 --> 00:10:10,563 family security 258 00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:12,478 home control system can. 259 00:10:12,519 --> 00:10:14,561 It keeps unwanted intruders out 260 00:10:14,561 --> 00:10:16,601 and unruly teenagers in. 261 00:10:24,472 --> 00:10:26,847 And you're not going anywhere 262 00:10:26,847 --> 00:10:29,221 until we finish our tests. 263 00:10:31,135 --> 00:10:32,261 Ahh. 264 00:10:36,384 --> 00:10:38,217 - Oh. 265 00:10:38,258 --> 00:10:39,883 Oh, honey, 266 00:10:39,883 --> 00:10:41,507 did you do badly on the test? 267 00:10:41,548 --> 00:10:42,922 - I did terrible. 268 00:10:42,964 --> 00:10:44,381 - Okay, okay, well, 269 00:10:44,381 --> 00:10:45,797 it was your first try, 270 00:10:45,837 --> 00:10:47,629 - and it's the hardest test - in the world. 271 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:48,836 - Oh. - Oh, really? 272 00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:50,521 - Okay, well, then, - how come Carlos aced it? 273 00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:51,544 - Come again. 274 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:53,418 - 'Sup, mama knight? 275 00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:56,334 I'm gonna be a doctor. 276 00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:00,872 - I'm the smart one. 277 00:11:05,162 --> 00:11:06,850 Okay, so you hit a bump 278 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:08,537 in the road, 279 00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,452 - but sitting on the couch - depressed 280 00:11:10,493 --> 00:11:12,159 Is never the answer. 281 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,742 - Depression, huh. 282 00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:16,949 Hmm, take two corn dogs, 283 00:11:16,949 --> 00:11:19,114 and call me in the morning. 284 00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,489 - Corn dogs are not the answer - to everything. 285 00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:24,029 - Oh, trust me, it is. 286 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,237 And who's the smart one? 287 00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:26,445 Me. 288 00:11:28,235 --> 00:11:29,610 Nurse, 289 00:11:29,611 --> 00:11:30,984 send in my next patient. 290 00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:33,651 - I'm not a nurse, - and you don't have a patient. 291 00:11:33,691 --> 00:11:35,650 - Then I'll go find 292 00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,607 my next patient. 293 00:11:37,648 --> 00:11:39,189 - Don't actually touch anyone. 294 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:41,979 - Got it. 295 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,687 - What am I gonna do, - Mrs. Knight? 296 00:11:43,728 --> 00:11:45,353 My future doctor dream is dashed 297 00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:46,914 oh, and... 298 00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,435 Carlos is smarter than me. 299 00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:51,059 - Here's what you're gonna do. - You're gonna pick yourself up. 300 00:11:51,099 --> 00:11:52,662 And you're pick another 301 00:11:52,662 --> 00:11:54,224 exciting future for yourself, 302 00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:56,723 like an airline pilot 303 00:11:56,764 --> 00:11:59,805 or a politician or a lawyer... 304 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:00,887 - A stunt man. 305 00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,220 - No, that wasn't on my list. 306 00:12:02,261 --> 00:12:04,136 - But it would be exciting. 307 00:12:04,177 --> 00:12:06,111 - All you've got to do is break - a few plates over your head 308 00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,343 And fall from the sky 309 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,551 and stuff. 310 00:12:08,592 --> 00:12:10,800 - No, there will be no - breaking plates or falling 311 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,299 In this apartment. 312 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,924 - Okay, well, then I will 313 00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:15,507 practice my career elsewhere. 314 00:12:20,754 --> 00:12:22,795 - So... bombed your test - and looking for 315 00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:24,461 An exciting fall-back career? 316 00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:26,710 - I'm rethinking stuntman. 317 00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:28,126 - Oh, I always wanted to be 318 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,500 a stunt man. 319 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,249 - You stay a janitor. 320 00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:36,331 - You... the palm woods is offering - a manager trainee program. 321 00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:38,162 It's the ultimate job 322 00:12:38,163 --> 00:12:39,953 when your dreams fail. 323 00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:41,161 - Never. 324 00:12:45,075 --> 00:12:46,534 - I'm smarter than Logan. 325 00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,908 And here are two frozen corn 326 00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:51,240 dogs to stop the swelling. 327 00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:52,989 - Corn dogs are not the answer. 328 00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:58,320 - Okay, everybody, 329 00:12:58,321 --> 00:13:00,236 stop falling on my desk. 330 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,399 - Oh, there you are. 331 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:08,691 I've got some of your things. 332 00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:10,232 Here's your hockey magazine 333 00:13:10,232 --> 00:13:11,731 that I borrowed, 334 00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:13,731 - your dress shoes, - which I polished, 335 00:13:14,437 --> 00:13:16,687 - Oh, and your snap-tight - rescue ranger fire truck. 336 00:13:16,728 --> 00:13:18,603 - The wheel was missing - when I borrowed it. 337 00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:21,581 - Okay, 338 00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:22,892 it was a boyfriend test, 339 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,184 which we are not. 340 00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:25,600 We are best friends. 341 00:13:26,432 --> 00:13:27,806 - Really? - Yeah. 342 00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:29,347 - Then you won't mind taking 343 00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,910 last month's 344 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,430 "are you really besties?" Test? 345 00:13:32,471 --> 00:13:33,762 - I'm leaving. 346 00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,443 - Best friends don't leave - best friends. 347 00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:38,302 Hit me. 348 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,800 - "Do you know your besties - favorite color?" 349 00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:42,841 - Purple. 350 00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:44,466 - Correct. 351 00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:47,299 - "Have you been on campouts - or vacations together?" 352 00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:48,839 - We live in the same apartment. 353 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,963 - I'll count that as a yes. 354 00:13:51,754 --> 00:13:53,254 - "What is - your b-f-f's birthday?" 355 00:13:53,295 --> 00:13:54,587 - September 3rd? 356 00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:55,752 - Eh! 357 00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:56,877 4th. 358 00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,334 "Where did you meet your b-f-f?" 359 00:13:58,376 --> 00:13:59,792 - Kindergarten? 360 00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,459 - Danny craven's - fifth birthday party. 361 00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:04,040 - Bald eagle? 362 00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:05,707 - Eh! 363 00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:08,038 - Cream rinse and conditioner? 364 00:14:10,203 --> 00:14:11,370 Apples... 365 00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:12,537 No, grapes. 366 00:14:16,451 --> 00:14:18,284 - More purple-y stuff. 367 00:14:19,575 --> 00:14:20,575 Chewbacca. 368 00:14:20,616 --> 00:14:22,907 Three... nine. 369 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:24,114 - No. - Wrong. 370 00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,448 - Eh! - No. 371 00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,071 Wrong again. 372 00:14:29,777 --> 00:14:31,674 - So how'd I do... 373 00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:33,570 Best friend? 374 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,068 - You scored an "a," 375 00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:36,755 as in a person 376 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:38,400 who is no longer my bestie. 377 00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,647 - It's no use. - We're trapped. 378 00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:47,979 Trapped in our own studio. 379 00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:50,061 - And we're surrounded - by Griffin's crazy tests. 380 00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:51,852 - And they could be anywhere. 381 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,268 - Actually, 382 00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:54,643 there's only two tests left. 383 00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:55,996 One, rcm's innovative wall 384 00:14:55,997 --> 00:14:57,308 conferencing system, 385 00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:58,599 which works great. 386 00:15:02,929 --> 00:15:04,887 And two, this thing. 387 00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:09,802 Now, who wants to try it? 388 00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:15,259 - Sweetie, - you don't have to decide 389 00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:17,299 On your future career today. 390 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,549 Please. 391 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,213 - So far today I've failed - at stuntman, 392 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:26,066 Books on tape narrator, 393 00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:27,877 pet psychic, and now chef, 394 00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:29,335 which I thought would be like 395 00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:30,751 a doctor in the kitchen. 396 00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,334 I'm calling it. 397 00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,896 Time of death: 398 00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:35,417 Now. 399 00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:43,371 - You and me are a lot alike, - Logan. 400 00:15:43,412 --> 00:15:44,662 - Please don't say that. 401 00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:45,724 - We both failed 402 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:46,743 at our dream jobs. 403 00:15:49,368 --> 00:15:51,576 - You'll never be a stuntman. 404 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:56,450 - Don't you crush my dreams. 405 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,756 - Look, life doesn't always turn - out the way you'd like it to. 406 00:15:58,779 --> 00:16:01,009 Like, how you failed 407 00:16:01,009 --> 00:16:03,237 the biggest test of your life, 408 00:16:03,277 --> 00:16:05,611 and... 409 00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:06,610 I'm coming down with a cold. 410 00:16:06,652 --> 00:16:10,110 - Huh. 411 00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:13,233 Hmm, yep, you do sound warm. 412 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,482 You know what you need? 413 00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:15,772 A corn dog. 414 00:16:15,814 --> 00:16:18,064 - Oh, come on. - Corn dogs are not the answer. 415 00:16:18,105 --> 00:16:19,355 - I do feel better. 416 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,104 - Oh, he's feels better. 417 00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:22,353 You failed. 418 00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:23,894 I passed. 419 00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:26,477 Smart one. 420 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:27,622 - You know, 421 00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:28,724 maybe you'd feel better 422 00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:30,121 if you had a solid future 423 00:16:30,121 --> 00:16:31,474 like Carlos. 424 00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:38,322 - Don't be too nice - to the residents. 425 00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:41,346 They will walk all over you. 426 00:16:41,386 --> 00:16:43,760 - Hey, can I get a new key card? 427 00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:47,343 - Ahh! 428 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:54,090 - You're a natural. 429 00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:55,296 - Take two of these, 430 00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:56,463 and you'll feel better. 431 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,687 - Okay, so I failed 432 00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:09,207 the best friend test. 433 00:17:09,248 --> 00:17:10,332 But you would have too. 434 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:11,581 What's my favorite color? 435 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:13,829 - Blue. 436 00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:15,580 - Your favorite food - is veggie pizza. 437 00:17:15,621 --> 00:17:17,412 - If you could own any animal - in the world, 438 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,911 It would be the occelot. 439 00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:20,701 - The nectarine - is your favorite fruit. 440 00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:23,742 - Your first crush was Elin fekete - because of her cute laugh, 441 00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:25,533 - And, oh, - do I know your biggest secret, 442 00:17:25,574 --> 00:17:26,907 And I'd tell you, 443 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,988 - but I swore that I'd speak - those words out loud. 444 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,696 - Okay, that's good. 445 00:17:31,737 --> 00:17:33,613 But this is not about me. 446 00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:36,112 - It's about you and how a girl - that you had 447 00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:37,818 A big crush on left. 448 00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,776 - And you want to take a test - to deal with it, 449 00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:41,816 We'll take a test. 450 00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,024 - What magazine? 451 00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:46,441 - Best friends illustrated. 452 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,815 True or false: 453 00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,147 James diamond is amazing 454 00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:50,664 - and never feels sorry - for himself. 455 00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:52,104 - True. 456 00:17:52,145 --> 00:17:53,624 True or false: 457 00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,103 Lucy stone was also amazing 458 00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:57,685 - but is not the only amazing girl - in the world. 459 00:17:57,726 --> 00:18:00,143 True. 460 00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:01,452 - When James diamond - is in the crib, 461 00:18:01,475 --> 00:18:02,787 And there is a pool full 462 00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:04,098 of amazing girls 463 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,828 just downstairs, he "a," 464 00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:07,514 fights with his best friend 465 00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:10,513 over pop tiger tests, or "b," 466 00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:12,241 runs down there 467 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,927 and gets his pool on. 468 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,510 - "B," pool on! 469 00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:21,758 Look, out ladies. 470 00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:23,882 James diamond is back. 471 00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:26,922 Ha-ha-ha! 472 00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:29,005 - So are you and James - are back together? 473 00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:30,046 - Yep. 474 00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:34,627 - Okay, we are not testing - that thing 475 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,501 Till you tell us what it does. 476 00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:39,000 - The weight-i-ator is - an internal cell accelerator 477 00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,645 That vibrates excess weight 478 00:18:40,645 --> 00:18:42,248 at such hyper speeds, 479 00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,311 it reduces your body size 480 00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:46,331 up to 20% instantly. 481 00:18:49,536 --> 00:18:50,619 Now, who's first? 482 00:18:52,118 --> 00:18:53,493 - Come on. - It's revolutionary. 483 00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:04,780 - And nobody leaves 484 00:19:04,781 --> 00:19:06,155 until we test it? 485 00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:07,300 - That's right. 486 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,403 - Then let's test it. 487 00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:09,487 Great. 488 00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:10,527 Full power. 489 00:19:10,569 --> 00:19:13,027 Three, two... 490 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,900 Now! 491 00:19:28,561 --> 00:19:30,311 Yes, the weight-i-ator 492 00:19:30,311 --> 00:19:32,059 is a huge success. 493 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,267 - So we can go now. 494 00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:36,391 - Sure. 495 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,056 - You might want to get 496 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,596 working on a "reverse" setting. 497 00:19:42,637 --> 00:19:43,637 - Duly noted. 498 00:19:43,678 --> 00:19:45,554 Both: Move out. 499 00:19:50,883 --> 00:19:52,217 - Okay, what is going on? 500 00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:54,841 - Well, I'm over Lucy leaving. 501 00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:56,402 - And James and I 502 00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:57,922 are besties forever. 503 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,839 - But Logan bombed - his medical test, 504 00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:01,629 And Carlos is a doctor. 505 00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,004 - Oh. 506 00:20:03,794 --> 00:20:06,336 - Hello, I hope you're having - a palm woods day. 507 00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,751 How can I help you? 508 00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,293 - Look, I'm prescribing you - to take off that jacket 509 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,708 And try and be a doctor again. 510 00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,623 - No, you're the smart one. 511 00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:14,873 You're the doctor now. 512 00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,498 - Dr. Carlos, - I still a bit achy. 513 00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:22,287 - Did he just prescribe a... 514 00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:23,245 Yep. 515 00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:24,577 - Carlos, - for the last time, 516 00:20:24,618 --> 00:20:26,660 - Corn dogs are not the answer - to everything. 517 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,242 - Yes, it is. 518 00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:32,199 - What? 519 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,448 You guessed on the entire test? 520 00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:35,697 - Are you serious. 521 00:20:35,738 --> 00:20:36,843 - Well, I mean, 522 00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:37,946 he always did say 523 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,654 that I was the lucky one. 524 00:20:39,695 --> 00:20:41,029 And you still get to be 525 00:20:41,029 --> 00:20:42,361 the smart one. 526 00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:43,924 - And you'll just study harder 527 00:20:43,924 --> 00:20:45,443 and take the test again. 528 00:20:45,484 --> 00:20:46,963 - Yeah, well, maybe I'm not 529 00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:48,442 cut out to be a doctor? 530 00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,815 - Well, I know I'm not. 531 00:20:51,855 --> 00:20:53,575 - Yeah, I mean, bitters is red - in the face 532 00:20:53,605 --> 00:20:56,085 - And holding his throat, and he - has no idea what that means. 533 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,354 Oh! He's choking. 534 00:20:58,395 --> 00:21:00,270 - He's choking. - He's actually choking. 535 00:21:00,311 --> 00:21:01,811 - Is there a doctor - in the house? 536 00:21:01,851 --> 00:21:03,394 - Okay, everyone, stand back. 537 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,600 - Oh. 538 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,641 - Oh! 539 00:21:07,682 --> 00:21:08,848 - Are you okay? 540 00:21:10,223 --> 00:21:12,056 - You saved my life. 541 00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:14,180 Thank you. 542 00:21:14,221 --> 00:21:16,155 - And I am taking you out of that - training program, 543 00:21:16,178 --> 00:21:18,470 - So you can continue studying - for that test. 544 00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:20,948 - I guess I did kind of 545 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,426 spring into action 546 00:21:23,008 --> 00:21:25,342 - it was spring-tastic. 547 00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:26,591 - I guess saving people 548 00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:27,799 is in my blood. 549 00:21:27,839 --> 00:21:28,965 - And I'll be there 550 00:21:28,966 --> 00:21:30,090 right by your side. 551 00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:31,672 - Great. 552 00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:33,546 - Great? 553 00:21:33,587 --> 00:21:36,380 Doncha mean chum hug! 554 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,209 All: 555 00:21:42,210 --> 00:21:43,251 Don't be a stuntman. 556 00:21:43,666 --> 00:21:44,666 - Fine. 557 00:21:44,716 --> 00:21:49,266 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36235

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