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- I'm going to go make
- a corn dog.
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- Don't move.
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- Hey,
- can you sign my shirt for me
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- That I'm definitely not selling
- on the web.
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Both: Shh.
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- Is he ready?
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- Whoo!
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Both: He's ready.
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- Today I take my first medical
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college admissions test
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- and the first step to being
- a doctor.
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- You're supposed to take
- that test
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After four years of college,
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not before you enter college.
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- Yes, but..
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You're never too young
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to prepare for your future.
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- Exactly,
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and once I ace this test,
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- they'll probably ask me to skip
- college and go right to surgery.
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Now... things.
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- Healthy snacks to keep
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your brain at it's peak.
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- Four juice boxes
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with convenient caddy
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to keep your brain hydrated.
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- Kendall.
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- And all our positive energy.
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- Positive energy,
- positive energy,
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- Positive energy,
- positive energy,
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Positive energy...
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- Okay,
- I need more positive energy.
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Where's James?
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- Positive energy,
- positive energy,
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Posi...
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- Lucy left
- for a European tour.
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She really won't be mine.
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- No. No "uh-ohs."
- Positive energy.
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- Positive energy.
- Positive...
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- ? Make it count,
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play it straight ?
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- ? don't look back,
- don't hesitate ?
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- ? what you want,
- what you feel ?
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- ? never quit
- and make it real ?
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? If you want it all,
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lay it on the line ?
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? it's the only life you got
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so you got to live it big time ?
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- Fine, I'll take the test
- without his energy.
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- You're gonna fail.
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- Rude, and I won't,
- because I have Carlos.
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- Wait.
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Why do I have to take the test?
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- Don't question the smart one,
- okay?
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- And my car needs a smog test,
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- but first, drop me off
- at rocque records.
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- You got it.
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- Good luck with that.
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- Thanks.
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- Okay,
- we'll get started once everyone
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Has their test
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and answer sheets.
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- Thank you.
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- Why am I even here?
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I don't like tests.
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We don't get along.
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See.
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- Stop that.
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Stop it.
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Stop.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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- I'm leaving
- unless you tell me why
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You need me next to you.
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- I... i think you're
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my good luck chum.
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- Go on.
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- It's true; Look, when you're
- next to me, good things happen.
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When Debbie Crawford said yes
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to the sixth grade dance,
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you were next to me.
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- When I scored my first
- pee-wee hockey goal,
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You were next to me.
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And yesterday by the pool...
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Hey.
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- Hey?
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How about a chum hug?
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- Whoa.
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Oh!
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- Oh,
- so you want another chum hug?
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- No, no.
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- I want you to sit there,
- be lucky, and take this test.
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- No, I don't want to take
- this test.
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- I want to go home
- and eat corn dogs.
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- Okay, I am the smart one,
- so you should listen to me now
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And take it.
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- Remember, some questions
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have multiple answers.
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- And the medical exams begin...
- Now.
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- So you want talk about...
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- Lucy told pop tiger she's
- looking for a sensitive guy.
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Um, hello?
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- You are, but Lucy's on a tour
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far, far away,
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and you have to move on.
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- Which is why I'm taking the
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"is he a bad boyfriend?" Test.
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- I'm not sure I'm following...
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- Why can't I have a meaningful
- relationship like you and Jo?
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Am I doing something wrong?
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And perhaps the answers
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are right here.
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- Okay,
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or we could go skateboarding.
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- "You've had a tough day,
- and you're upset.
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"Your boyfriend, 'a, '
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- "takes you out for cocoa
- and tells you to let it out.
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"Or, 'b, '
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- talks about himself and checks
- his hair in his phone."
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Well...
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- "'A, '
- takes you out for cocoa."
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I think in order to take
- that test,
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You have to be... honest.
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- That wasn't honest?
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- No, it's just that I had
- a really tough day, and...
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- Is this story gonna take long?
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- Oh.
- Oh, okay.
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- Well, then, why don't you be a
- girl and take the test for me?
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- I'm not taking
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a boyfriend test.
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- I don't know what's wrong
- with me,
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- And I want a serious girlfriend,
- and your honesty will help.
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Please.
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- I can't believe
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I'm doing this.
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- Okay,
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number two.
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"On average, does your man think
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of 'a, ' himself,
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or 'b, ' you?"
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- Himself.
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- I'm telling you,
- I don't know who emailed you
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- From the studio to come here,
- but it wasn't us.
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- Well, then, who was it?
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- It was me.
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And welcome, volunteers,
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to our new product testing lab.
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What?
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- Secretly, I've installed
- throughout rocque records
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The latest products
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from rcm/cbt/globannet/sanyoid
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- ready for you testing
- and approval.
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- But we didn't volunteer
- for this.
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- Then volunteer.
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Because I want people
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that won't sue us
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as we test the latest products
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for today's finicky tweens,
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- the modern working woman,
- and anyone who wants to lose
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20% of their body size.
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- Wait, who are you looking at?
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- I'm asking who wants to be
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the first one to test
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sanyoid's multipurpose
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massage chair.
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- 7 hidden
- surround sound speakers,
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27 massage settings to roll
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the day's tension away,
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- and neural enhancers
- that stimulate the mind's monads
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To keep you at peak performance.
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- Forget it,
- 'cause no one wants to test
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Your stupid massage chair.
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- But Katie's already sitting
- in it.
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- Okay.
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I could get used to this.
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- Okay, out.
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I want to test it.
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- ? Picture this, first kiss
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beneath the moonlight ?
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- Ahh!
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- Make a note that the
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neural enhancers shock people.
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- Well, for those of you who
- waited for your test results,
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Many of you did great,
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some of you not so great,
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and one of you
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got every answer correct.
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- And that would be...
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- What?
- A 38.
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- Yeah, you're not ready
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for medical school yet.
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And you...
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- Okay,
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I'm took the pencils.
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I'm so sorry.
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They're just so yellow.
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- You scored 100%.
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- What?
- What?
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- Yeah, it's amazing.
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- Tell me, does your friend wear
- that helmet
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To protect his massive brain?
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- Come on.
- It's the last one.
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- No.
- I don't want to answer it.
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- Hey, you're Mr. Honest.
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Now, "it's your biggest
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gymnastics meet of the year,
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"and your boyfriend is 'a, '
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"in the front row
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with your parents, or 'b, '
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- "shows up late,
- because he stopped at the mall
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To buy a new shirt."
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- New shirt.
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- What?
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- James, a pop tiger test
- is not going to answer
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- Whether you're a good boyfriend
- or not.
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You're a great guy.
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- Really,
- 'cause according to this,
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We shouldn't even be going out.
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- Um, we're not going out.
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- Oh, oh, just because I'm so
- terrible to be around, huh?
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Yeah, thanks.
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- Okay,
- maybe this was a mistake.
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- Really, this whole thing
- since kindergarten
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Was a mistake.
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- Uh...
- No, no, no, no.
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- Have it your way,
- 'cause I'm out of here.
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- What was that all about?
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- I think James and I just broke
- up.
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- Oh,
- that is disgusting.
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- No, that's rcm food's new
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power juice in that juice box
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made with vitamins, minerals,
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and tiny chunks of fish.
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We should improve the flavor.
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- Globalnet's new auto bright
- light switches
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Save time and energy.
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- Ahh!
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My... my eyes!
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- Hmm, too bright.
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- Sanyoid's new 4-d tvs
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are so real,
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you will jump out of your seat.
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- Ah! Bats!
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- Bats!
- Get them away from me!
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They're everywhere!
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Ahh!
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- Bring down the realness
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down 30%.
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- Ahh!
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Griffin.
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- We are done testing
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your products.
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- Your products are bad.
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Test over, and you can't keep us
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here against our will.
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- No, but the rcm remote
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family security
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home control system can.
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It keeps unwanted intruders out
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and unruly teenagers in.
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And you're not going anywhere
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until we finish our tests.
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Ahh.
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- Oh.
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Oh, honey,
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did you do badly on the test?
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- I did terrible.
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- Okay, okay, well,
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it was your first try,
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- and it's the hardest test
- in the world.
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- Oh.
- Oh, really?
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00:10:48,877 --> 00:10:50,521
- Okay, well, then,
- how come Carlos aced it?
273
00:10:50,544 --> 00:10:51,544
- Come again.
274
00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:53,418
- 'Sup, mama knight?
275
00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:56,334
I'm gonna be a doctor.
276
00:10:59,039 --> 00:11:00,872
- I'm the smart one.
277
00:11:05,162 --> 00:11:06,850
Okay, so you hit a bump
278
00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:08,537
in the road,
279
00:11:08,577 --> 00:11:10,452
- but sitting on the couch
- depressed
280
00:11:10,493 --> 00:11:12,159
Is never the answer.
281
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,742
- Depression, huh.
282
00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:16,949
Hmm, take two corn dogs,
283
00:11:16,949 --> 00:11:19,114
and call me in the morning.
284
00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,489
- Corn dogs are not the answer
- to everything.
285
00:11:21,530 --> 00:11:24,029
- Oh, trust me, it is.
286
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:25,237
And who's the smart one?
287
00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:26,445
Me.
288
00:11:28,235 --> 00:11:29,610
Nurse,
289
00:11:29,611 --> 00:11:30,984
send in my next patient.
290
00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:33,651
- I'm not a nurse,
- and you don't have a patient.
291
00:11:33,691 --> 00:11:35,650
- Then I'll go find
292
00:11:35,650 --> 00:11:37,607
my next patient.
293
00:11:37,648 --> 00:11:39,189
- Don't actually touch anyone.
294
00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:41,979
- Got it.
295
00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:43,687
- What am I gonna do,
- Mrs. Knight?
296
00:11:43,728 --> 00:11:45,353
My future doctor dream is dashed
297
00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:46,914
oh, and...
298
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:48,435
Carlos is smarter than me.
299
00:11:48,476 --> 00:11:51,059
- Here's what you're gonna do.
- You're gonna pick yourself up.
300
00:11:51,099 --> 00:11:52,662
And you're pick another
301
00:11:52,662 --> 00:11:54,224
exciting future for yourself,
302
00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:56,723
like an airline pilot
303
00:11:56,764 --> 00:11:59,805
or a politician or a lawyer...
304
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:00,887
- A stunt man.
305
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,220
- No, that wasn't on my list.
306
00:12:02,261 --> 00:12:04,136
- But it would be exciting.
307
00:12:04,177 --> 00:12:06,111
- All you've got to do is break
- a few plates over your head
308
00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:07,343
And fall from the sky
309
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,551
and stuff.
310
00:12:08,592 --> 00:12:10,800
- No, there will be no
- breaking plates or falling
311
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:12,299
In this apartment.
312
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,924
- Okay, well, then I will
313
00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:15,507
practice my career elsewhere.
314
00:12:20,754 --> 00:12:22,795
- So... bombed your test
- and looking for
315
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:24,461
An exciting fall-back career?
316
00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:26,710
- I'm rethinking stuntman.
317
00:12:26,751 --> 00:12:28,126
- Oh, I always wanted to be
318
00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,500
a stunt man.
319
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:33,249
- You stay a janitor.
320
00:12:33,289 --> 00:12:36,331
- You... the palm woods is offering
- a manager trainee program.
321
00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:38,162
It's the ultimate job
322
00:12:38,163 --> 00:12:39,953
when your dreams fail.
323
00:12:39,994 --> 00:12:41,161
- Never.
324
00:12:45,075 --> 00:12:46,534
- I'm smarter than Logan.
325
00:12:46,575 --> 00:12:48,908
And here are two frozen corn
326
00:12:48,908 --> 00:12:51,240
dogs to stop the swelling.
327
00:12:51,281 --> 00:12:52,989
- Corn dogs are not the answer.
328
00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:58,320
- Okay, everybody,
329
00:12:58,321 --> 00:13:00,236
stop falling on my desk.
330
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,399
- Oh, there you are.
331
00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:08,691
I've got some of your things.
332
00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:10,232
Here's your hockey magazine
333
00:13:10,232 --> 00:13:11,731
that I borrowed,
334
00:13:11,772 --> 00:13:13,731
- your dress shoes,
- which I polished,
335
00:13:14,437 --> 00:13:16,687
- Oh, and your snap-tight
- rescue ranger fire truck.
336
00:13:16,728 --> 00:13:18,603
- The wheel was missing
- when I borrowed it.
337
00:13:20,268 --> 00:13:21,581
- Okay,
338
00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:22,892
it was a boyfriend test,
339
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:24,184
which we are not.
340
00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:25,600
We are best friends.
341
00:13:26,432 --> 00:13:27,806
- Really?
- Yeah.
342
00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:29,347
- Then you won't mind taking
343
00:13:29,389 --> 00:13:30,910
last month's
344
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,430
"are you really besties?" Test?
345
00:13:32,471 --> 00:13:33,762
- I'm leaving.
346
00:13:33,803 --> 00:13:35,443
- Best friends don't leave
- best friends.
347
00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:38,302
Hit me.
348
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,800
- "Do you know your besties
- favorite color?"
349
00:13:41,841 --> 00:13:42,841
- Purple.
350
00:13:43,466 --> 00:13:44,466
- Correct.
351
00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:47,299
- "Have you been on campouts
- or vacations together?"
352
00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:48,839
- We live in the same apartment.
353
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,963
- I'll count that as a yes.
354
00:13:51,754 --> 00:13:53,254
- "What is
- your b-f-f's birthday?"
355
00:13:53,295 --> 00:13:54,587
- September 3rd?
356
00:13:54,627 --> 00:13:55,752
- Eh!
357
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:56,877
4th.
358
00:13:56,917 --> 00:13:58,334
"Where did you meet your b-f-f?"
359
00:13:58,376 --> 00:13:59,792
- Kindergarten?
360
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:01,459
- Danny craven's
- fifth birthday party.
361
00:14:02,790 --> 00:14:04,040
- Bald eagle?
362
00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:05,707
- Eh!
363
00:14:05,747 --> 00:14:08,038
- Cream rinse and conditioner?
364
00:14:10,203 --> 00:14:11,370
Apples...
365
00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:12,537
No, grapes.
366
00:14:16,451 --> 00:14:18,284
- More purple-y stuff.
367
00:14:19,575 --> 00:14:20,575
Chewbacca.
368
00:14:20,616 --> 00:14:22,907
Three... nine.
369
00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:24,114
- No.
- Wrong.
370
00:14:24,156 --> 00:14:25,448
- Eh!
- No.
371
00:14:25,488 --> 00:14:27,071
Wrong again.
372
00:14:29,777 --> 00:14:31,674
- So how'd I do...
373
00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:33,570
Best friend?
374
00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,068
- You scored an "a,"
375
00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:36,755
as in a person
376
00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:38,400
who is no longer my bestie.
377
00:14:43,730 --> 00:14:45,647
- It's no use.
- We're trapped.
378
00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:47,979
Trapped in our own studio.
379
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:50,061
- And we're surrounded
- by Griffin's crazy tests.
380
00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:51,852
- And they could be anywhere.
381
00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,268
- Actually,
382
00:14:53,269 --> 00:14:54,643
there's only two tests left.
383
00:14:54,684 --> 00:14:55,996
One, rcm's innovative wall
384
00:14:55,997 --> 00:14:57,308
conferencing system,
385
00:14:57,349 --> 00:14:58,599
which works great.
386
00:15:02,929 --> 00:15:04,887
And two, this thing.
387
00:15:07,553 --> 00:15:09,802
Now, who wants to try it?
388
00:15:13,134 --> 00:15:15,259
- Sweetie,
- you don't have to decide
389
00:15:15,299 --> 00:15:17,299
On your future career today.
390
00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:18,549
Please.
391
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,213
- So far today I've failed
- at stuntman,
392
00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:26,066
Books on tape narrator,
393
00:15:26,066 --> 00:15:27,877
pet psychic, and now chef,
394
00:15:27,918 --> 00:15:29,335
which I thought would be like
395
00:15:29,336 --> 00:15:30,751
a doctor in the kitchen.
396
00:15:30,792 --> 00:15:32,334
I'm calling it.
397
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:33,896
Time of death:
398
00:15:33,897 --> 00:15:35,417
Now.
399
00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:43,371
- You and me are a lot alike,
- Logan.
400
00:15:43,412 --> 00:15:44,662
- Please don't say that.
401
00:15:44,703 --> 00:15:45,724
- We both failed
402
00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:46,743
at our dream jobs.
403
00:15:49,368 --> 00:15:51,576
- You'll never be a stuntman.
404
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:56,450
- Don't you crush my dreams.
405
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,756
- Look, life doesn't always turn
- out the way you'd like it to.
406
00:15:58,779 --> 00:16:01,009
Like, how you failed
407
00:16:01,009 --> 00:16:03,237
the biggest test of your life,
408
00:16:03,277 --> 00:16:05,611
and...
409
00:16:05,652 --> 00:16:06,610
I'm coming down with a cold.
410
00:16:06,652 --> 00:16:10,110
- Huh.
411
00:16:10,149 --> 00:16:13,233
Hmm, yep, you do sound warm.
412
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,482
You know what you need?
413
00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:15,772
A corn dog.
414
00:16:15,814 --> 00:16:18,064
- Oh, come on.
- Corn dogs are not the answer.
415
00:16:18,105 --> 00:16:19,355
- I do feel better.
416
00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:21,104
- Oh, he's feels better.
417
00:16:21,144 --> 00:16:22,353
You failed.
418
00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:23,894
I passed.
419
00:16:23,935 --> 00:16:26,477
Smart one.
420
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:27,622
- You know,
421
00:16:27,622 --> 00:16:28,724
maybe you'd feel better
422
00:16:28,766 --> 00:16:30,121
if you had a solid future
423
00:16:30,121 --> 00:16:31,474
like Carlos.
424
00:16:36,804 --> 00:16:38,322
- Don't be too nice
- to the residents.
425
00:16:38,346 --> 00:16:41,346
They will walk all over you.
426
00:16:41,386 --> 00:16:43,760
- Hey, can I get a new key card?
427
00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:47,343
- Ahh!
428
00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:54,090
- You're a natural.
429
00:16:54,129 --> 00:16:55,296
- Take two of these,
430
00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:56,463
and you'll feel better.
431
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,687
- Okay, so I failed
432
00:17:07,687 --> 00:17:09,207
the best friend test.
433
00:17:09,248 --> 00:17:10,332
But you would have too.
434
00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:11,581
What's my favorite color?
435
00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:13,829
- Blue.
436
00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:15,580
- Your favorite food
- is veggie pizza.
437
00:17:15,621 --> 00:17:17,412
- If you could own any animal
- in the world,
438
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,911
It would be the occelot.
439
00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:20,701
- The nectarine
- is your favorite fruit.
440
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:23,742
- Your first crush was Elin fekete
- because of her cute laugh,
441
00:17:23,783 --> 00:17:25,533
- And, oh,
- do I know your biggest secret,
442
00:17:25,574 --> 00:17:26,907
And I'd tell you,
443
00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,988
- but I swore that I'd speak
- those words out loud.
444
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,696
- Okay, that's good.
445
00:17:31,737 --> 00:17:33,613
But this is not about me.
446
00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:36,112
- It's about you and how a girl
- that you had
447
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:37,818
A big crush on left.
448
00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:40,776
- And you want to take a test
- to deal with it,
449
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:41,816
We'll take a test.
450
00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,024
- What magazine?
451
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:46,441
- Best friends illustrated.
452
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,815
True or false:
453
00:17:47,815 --> 00:17:49,147
James diamond is amazing
454
00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:50,664
- and never feels sorry
- for himself.
455
00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:52,104
- True.
456
00:17:52,145 --> 00:17:53,624
True or false:
457
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,103
Lucy stone was also amazing
458
00:17:55,144 --> 00:17:57,685
- but is not the only amazing girl
- in the world.
459
00:17:57,726 --> 00:18:00,143
True.
460
00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:01,452
- When James diamond
- is in the crib,
461
00:18:01,475 --> 00:18:02,787
And there is a pool full
462
00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:04,098
of amazing girls
463
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,828
just downstairs, he "a,"
464
00:18:05,828 --> 00:18:07,514
fights with his best friend
465
00:18:07,555 --> 00:18:10,513
over pop tiger tests, or "b,"
466
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:12,241
runs down there
467
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:13,927
and gets his pool on.
468
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,510
- "B," pool on!
469
00:18:20,091 --> 00:18:21,758
Look, out ladies.
470
00:18:21,798 --> 00:18:23,882
James diamond is back.
471
00:18:23,922 --> 00:18:26,922
Ha-ha-ha!
472
00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:29,005
- So are you and James
- are back together?
473
00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:30,046
- Yep.
474
00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:34,627
- Okay, we are not testing
- that thing
475
00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:36,501
Till you tell us what it does.
476
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:39,000
- The weight-i-ator is
- an internal cell accelerator
477
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:40,645
That vibrates excess weight
478
00:18:40,645 --> 00:18:42,248
at such hyper speeds,
479
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:44,311
it reduces your body size
480
00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:46,331
up to 20% instantly.
481
00:18:49,536 --> 00:18:50,619
Now, who's first?
482
00:18:52,118 --> 00:18:53,493
- Come on.
- It's revolutionary.
483
00:19:03,405 --> 00:19:04,780
- And nobody leaves
484
00:19:04,781 --> 00:19:06,155
until we test it?
485
00:19:06,195 --> 00:19:07,300
- That's right.
486
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,403
- Then let's test it.
487
00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:09,487
Great.
488
00:19:09,487 --> 00:19:10,527
Full power.
489
00:19:10,569 --> 00:19:13,027
Three, two...
490
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,900
Now!
491
00:19:28,561 --> 00:19:30,311
Yes, the weight-i-ator
492
00:19:30,311 --> 00:19:32,059
is a huge success.
493
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:34,267
- So we can go now.
494
00:19:34,308 --> 00:19:36,391
- Sure.
495
00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:41,056
- You might want to get
496
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,596
working on a "reverse" setting.
497
00:19:42,637 --> 00:19:43,637
- Duly noted.
498
00:19:43,678 --> 00:19:45,554
Both: Move out.
499
00:19:50,883 --> 00:19:52,217
- Okay, what is going on?
500
00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:54,841
- Well, I'm over Lucy leaving.
501
00:19:54,881 --> 00:19:56,402
- And James and I
502
00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:57,922
are besties forever.
503
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,839
- But Logan bombed
- his medical test,
504
00:19:59,879 --> 00:20:01,629
And Carlos is a doctor.
505
00:20:01,670 --> 00:20:03,004
- Oh.
506
00:20:03,794 --> 00:20:06,336
- Hello, I hope you're having
- a palm woods day.
507
00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:07,751
How can I help you?
508
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:10,293
- Look, I'm prescribing you
- to take off that jacket
509
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:11,708
And try and be a doctor again.
510
00:20:11,748 --> 00:20:13,623
- No, you're the smart one.
511
00:20:13,665 --> 00:20:14,873
You're the doctor now.
512
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,498
- Dr. Carlos,
- I still a bit achy.
513
00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:22,287
- Did he just prescribe a...
514
00:20:22,328 --> 00:20:23,245
Yep.
515
00:20:23,286 --> 00:20:24,577
- Carlos,
- for the last time,
516
00:20:24,618 --> 00:20:26,660
- Corn dogs are not the answer
- to everything.
517
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:29,242
- Yes, it is.
518
00:20:31,283 --> 00:20:32,199
- What?
519
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,448
You guessed on the entire test?
520
00:20:34,489 --> 00:20:35,697
- Are you serious.
521
00:20:35,738 --> 00:20:36,843
- Well, I mean,
522
00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:37,946
he always did say
523
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,654
that I was the lucky one.
524
00:20:39,695 --> 00:20:41,029
And you still get to be
525
00:20:41,029 --> 00:20:42,361
the smart one.
526
00:20:42,403 --> 00:20:43,924
- And you'll just study harder
527
00:20:43,924 --> 00:20:45,443
and take the test again.
528
00:20:45,484 --> 00:20:46,963
- Yeah, well, maybe I'm not
529
00:20:46,964 --> 00:20:48,442
cut out to be a doctor?
530
00:20:50,065 --> 00:20:51,815
- Well, I know I'm not.
531
00:20:51,855 --> 00:20:53,575
- Yeah, I mean, bitters is red
- in the face
532
00:20:53,605 --> 00:20:56,085
- And holding his throat, and he
- has no idea what that means.
533
00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,354
Oh! He's choking.
534
00:20:58,395 --> 00:21:00,270
- He's choking.
- He's actually choking.
535
00:21:00,311 --> 00:21:01,811
- Is there a doctor
- in the house?
536
00:21:01,851 --> 00:21:03,394
- Okay, everyone, stand back.
537
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,600
- Oh.
538
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,641
- Oh!
539
00:21:07,682 --> 00:21:08,848
- Are you okay?
540
00:21:10,223 --> 00:21:12,056
- You saved my life.
541
00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:14,180
Thank you.
542
00:21:14,221 --> 00:21:16,155
- And I am taking you out of that
- training program,
543
00:21:16,178 --> 00:21:18,470
- So you can continue studying
- for that test.
544
00:21:19,469 --> 00:21:20,948
- I guess I did kind of
545
00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:22,426
spring into action
546
00:21:23,008 --> 00:21:25,342
- it was spring-tastic.
547
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:26,591
- I guess saving people
548
00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:27,799
is in my blood.
549
00:21:27,839 --> 00:21:28,965
- And I'll be there
550
00:21:28,966 --> 00:21:30,090
right by your side.
551
00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:31,672
- Great.
552
00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:33,546
- Great?
553
00:21:33,587 --> 00:21:36,380
Doncha mean chum hug!
554
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All:
555
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Don't be a stuntman.
556
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- Fine.
557
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