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[opening theme playing]
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♪ some people stand
In the darkness ♪
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♪ afraid to step
Into the light ♪
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♪ some people need
To help somebody ♪
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♪ the edge
Of surrender in sight ♪
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♪ don't you worry
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♪ it's going to be all right ♪
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♪ because I'm always ready
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♪ I won't let you
Out of my sight ♪
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ whatever you fear
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♪ no, don't you fear
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ forever and always
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♪ I'm always here
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[piano playing]
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♪ because I'm always ready
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♪ I won't let you
Out of my sight ♪
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ whatever you fear
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♪ no, don't you fear
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ forever and always
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♪ I'm always here.
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[dramatic drums]
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-boy: oil, sunblock!
-hey!
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-hey, what can I get you?
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-what do you have?
Sun tanner, yeah.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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-hey!
Come back here, hey!
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Thief! Somebody stop him!
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Hey! Lifeguard!
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-come on, come on!
-grab him, please!
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-hey, man!
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-he's getting away!
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Do something!
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[man cheers]
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He took all of my money!
Please, help me!
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Everything is in there!
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My whole life.
-newmie, newmie!
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[whistles]
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Hold up!
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Hey, man.
-what's the deal?
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-couple snatch and run guys!
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Come on, let's go!
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Over there!
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-I got it!
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-floor it, newmie!
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-hang on!
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-got to go faster, man!
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-hang on!
-all right!
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-we got the angle!
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-newmie: we're gaining!
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-cody: get them,
Newmie, get them!
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-dude, we're stuck, man!
-go to the harbor!
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-I think we got them!
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-man: come
Through the railing!
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Yeah, whoo!
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-cody: go around, go around!
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Go to the harbor,
We got to block!
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See them anywhere?
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-no.
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-where did they go?
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Behind us, behind us!
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-go, go!
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-don't let them get away!
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[cheers]
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-good work, newmie!
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Big bad purse snatchers, huh?
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Book 'em, danno. Whoo!
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-hey guys, good sets, huh?
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-this is jason and max, they're
100 yard dash specialists,
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And the money man there
Is alex.
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He's our high jumper.
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Hey, what do you
Say there, alex?
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-all right, guys,
Get me some money.
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-atta boy.
-gosh, you're lovely.
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-hey, how's it going?
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-good, we're trying
To get sponsors
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So these athletes can compete
In the special olympics.
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-really, how you doing so far?
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-not good, we need more money.
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-need more money, huh?
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Well...
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Hey, jenny mccarthy here
At the mtv beach house!
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Now, wait a second.
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Hey, darling, what
Are you watching?
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-mtv.
-mtv.
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You need exposure, you need
To spread the world fast,
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Sponsors, you know,
I got an idea.
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I'll be right back.
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-okay.
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-yeah, jenny mccarthy, please.
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-hey, jenny, it's mitch
Buchannon, baywatch.
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Yeah, how you doing?
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I just saw you on tv.
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Listen, there were
A couple of kids
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From the special olympics
Athletes on the beach today,
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And they're trying
To raise some money
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And bring awareness
To their program.
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And I was just kind
Of wondering maybe
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We could do something
Together to help them.
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-joey, that was you best time
Yet in the 200 yard dash.
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Amy, let's see, I'm going
To have you do the long jump.
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You're doing really well there.
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-hey guys, listen up,
We got a deal!
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-what do you mean?
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-we're going to be on mtv!
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[cheers]
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-all of us?
-mitch: all of us.
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-you're kidding.
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-no, I'm not kidding,
I just talked to jenny mccarthy,
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And she said what about
A competition between
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The mtv beach house and the
Baywatch lifeguards, right?
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We get some sponsors
And all the money
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Goes the special
Olympics athletes.
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We call it beach blast!
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[cheers and claps]
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-mtv, mtv, mtv!
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-yeah, let's hear it
For cat on the loose!
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-what's up, jenny?
-we're going to kick butt!
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-yes, we are.
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I only have a few words
For the lifeguards,
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We're going to shut
Them down, baby!
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-right on, brother!
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Dallas, babe, come on out!
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-girl, you know I'm
Ready for a fight, yow!
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-yow, john sencio,
Come here baby!
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-I got a message for cody,
Mr. Flat stomach.
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You're just fronting, man.
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The vjs, l kid, we're
Representing, baby!
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-yeah, we are!
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All right,
Last one, simon rex!
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-all right, all right,
I get to wrestle
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With cat on the loose, right?
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-oh, yeah.
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-oh, all I got to say is,
Cj., you're going down, baby!
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-okay, them the
Hunks from baywatch.
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Let's meet 'em, you guys!
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[siren blares]
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-they're violating a bunch
Of motor vehicle regulations
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Being on the top of
That thing and the back!
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Oh, that girly little
Ride they have.
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-here they come, the them team,
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The lifeguards of baywatch!
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-hey, hey, hey,
Get back cowboy!
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-break it up, it's all
About fun, fun only!
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Mitch buchannon,
The captain of the team!
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-that's right, as you can see,
I'm wearing a black armband
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In memory
Of the mtv loss.
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-no! No way!
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What's your name?
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-hey, I'm donna and I'm
Hungry for a vj sandwich.
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-cody madison and young
Jennifer, you are all mine.
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-whatever!
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-I'm jordan tate, and mtv,
You guys are going down!
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-oh, john, john, john!
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-I'm newmie and
I'm going to hate
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To see parts of vj
All over the beach.
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-oh, no, hunk and
Hunkets, one and all,
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You guys, let's
Hear it for them!
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[cheers]
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-jenny, let me talk to this
Young lady over here, jordan.
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So you saying if I was drowning
You could really save me?
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-absolutely, I'm a lifeguard,
I swim for a living and you?
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-oh, I'm going
To the pool, baby!
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-you got here going on, man!
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So mitch, we got
Some special guests.
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The special olympic
Athletes are here.
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-as you know, all the
Proceeds from this contest
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Win or lose go to the
Special olympics today!
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We are honored to have
The special olympic athletes!
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Come on, give it up
For the athletes!
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Come on up here!
Let's go, baby!
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All the proceeds
From this contest
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Go to the special
Olympics, come on in!
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Okay, all right, let's give
It up for the athletes!
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-all right, you guys,
Make sure you stay tuned
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Because when we come back,
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We're going to get
Ready to rumble!
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Don't go anywhere, yeah!
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-baywatch, baywatch!
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-pickled eel, very healthy.
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-I actually don't think that
Pickled eel is on my diet.
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-oh, what diet is that?
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-the earthling diet, cj.
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[laughter]
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-try it, you'll like it!
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Well?
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-mmmm!
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-well, I have a big surprise!
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-I don't think
Anything could be
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A bigger surprise
Than that pickled eel!
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-actually, it could've
Been a problem,
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But I like to think of
Problems as challenges.
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You want to tell her, cody?
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-no, why don't you?
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-cody got evicted.
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-not evicted, asked
Politely to move.
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-come on, eat, you guys!
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You want bread?
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-mmm...
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-yeah, cody's
Landlord got her mother
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To move into the apartment.
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-oh, that's too bad,
When'd you find out?
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-today.
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-where are you going to move?
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-that's the surprise. Here!
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-here, what do
You mean, with us?
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-yeah, we could split
Everything three ways.
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Just think of all the
Money we're going to save.
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What, we've had three
People live here before.
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-but we had three
Girls before, cj.
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Cody, cody is not a girl.
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-so?
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-so it's hard enough to live
With one other person.
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-we get along fine.
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Don't we?
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-yeah, I mean
Maybe there might be
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One of two things that you do
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That I don't particularly love.
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-like what?
-nothing, never mind.
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-no, no, cj, she's right.
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I mean, you know everybody
Has those little things
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They do that drive
Other people crazy.
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-me, what could I do?
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-well, I mean, if you insist.
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Tea bags!
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-tea bags?
-yeah, tea bags.
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Herbal, used, and oh,
Yeah, in the sink.
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That is gross!
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-well, I could see how
That could bother you.
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-you do?
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-but honey,
I have no problem
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Picking them up and
Putting them in the trash.
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-where they belong, thank you!
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-are you calling me sloppy?
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-cj, I don't think...
-caroline: yes.
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-well, at least
I'm not a neat freak.
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-oh, what, like me?
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-who else color codes
The vegetable bins
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And puts the dairy products
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In the refrigerator
By expiration date.
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-well, I just do that
So you don't drink bad milk!
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-I don't drink milk!
-hey, hey, hey!
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Well, I think we've made some
Real progress here tonight.
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-shut up, cody!
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-ow.
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-yeah, this is a great
Place to practice.
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The mtv beach house cliff
Is just about this high.
254
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,181
-yeah, you see the
Yellow flowers down there?
255
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,444
That ought to be about
Where the swimming pool is.
256
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,751
-see the big boulder?
257
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,231
Why don't we target
That as where
258
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:45,797
The mtv camera
Is going to be.
259
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,496
-parachuting off city hall,
Bungee jumping
260
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:52,195
Off that bridge, crashing
A tv show prime time.
261
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,675
-nothing to do but do it.
262
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,765
So flash those pearly
Whites for the camera,
263
00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:01,596
And ready,
Jenny, here we come!
264
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:10,518
Go!
265
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,182
I'm going for it.
266
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,667
[siren blaring]
267
00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,072
-hey, there's no hang
Gliding off these cliffs.
268
00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,422
-hey, sorry, officer,
We didn't know.
269
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:51,472
-I swear I saw those lifeguards
Eating tons of donuts.
270
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,779
Hey, does it hurt having to
Suck your gut in that hard?
271
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,522
-what size girdle,
Is that velcro?
272
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,482
-watch it, that's my man.
273
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,441
-oh, diver darling,
I'm a diva, get it right.
274
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,921
-diva, come on!
275
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,358
-you know, let's
Just let them be.
276
00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,317
They need some work, they
Need to work on the push ups
277
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:11,709
And some sit ups.
278
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,450
We'll go off and
Kind of moderate.
279
00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:14,625
-hey, donna, are we still
Going out tonight or what?
280
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,540
-good luck!
-yeah.
281
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,629
-hey everyone, jenny mccarthy
Here at the mtv beach house.
282
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,196
The sun shining
And we're having fun
283
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,329
And it's been beach
Blast all week long.
284
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,374
Us versus them,
Who do we got over here?
285
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,637
Cat, cat, come on
Over here, honey!
286
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,944
Ooh, look who she's with.
287
00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:31,033
Hi, honey, are you excited
To play on our team?
288
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,556
-I can't wait, I'm so excited.
289
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:33,993
-who are these hunks
You got with you?
290
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,559
-these are my bookends.
291
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,865
[laughs]
292
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,606
-wow, not bad for bookends.
293
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:39,563
Okay, honey,
I'll see you later.
294
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:40,869
-all right.
295
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:47,571
-listen, dallas, I know
We work together and everything,
296
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,225
But I think we could
Go grab a movie,
297
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,140
Maybe we can get together,
You know, hang out.
298
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,186
-hey, guys, I'm going to catch
You later, see you tomorrow!
299
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,058
-man: all right, see you
Later, dallas, take care.
300
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:03,587
-mitch, hi.
301
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,418
You don't remember, do you?
302
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:09,593
-remember what?
303
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,639
-sorry, it's been
A really long time,
304
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,989
I-I can't expect you
To remember.
305
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,991
-no, it's okay,
Give me a hint.
306
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,428
-no, it's all right,
It's actually really lame.
307
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,039
It's really stupid.
308
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,432
-no, come on, it's got
To be important, what?
309
00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,304
-no, tomorrow we're
Going to kick your butt.
310
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,306
That's what I got
To say, see you!
311
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,272
-first of all, all you
Have to do is walk out
312
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:37,926
Here on this
Wonderful log, right?
313
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,406
-okay.
314
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,711
-you get to the middle,
You going to take
315
00:17:40,842 --> 00:17:41,756
This punchy stick,
And you're going
316
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:42,713
To defend yourself, okay?
317
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,454
-okay.
318
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,065
-and whatever you do, you
Don't fall in the water.
319
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:47,979
You got it, can you do it?
320
00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:49,851
-of course I can do it.
321
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:53,333
-all right, hey, if I win, think
We can go for a little swim?
322
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,161
-we'll see.
323
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,084
-good time, but
We'll beat you here
324
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,999
With the iced tea by nine
And a half seconds, sorry.
325
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,484
-that's not one of
The beach blast games.
326
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,486
-oh, no, but it's one of
My personal favorites.
327
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,358
-bad kitty!
-I know.
328
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:22,623
-hey, it's water
Jousting time, whoo!
329
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:25,016
Oh, oh, oh,
There goes simon.
330
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,106
Yeah, she wins it!
331
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,020
All right, here we go!
332
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,979
Donna faces
The new challenger,
333
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,547
Bill bellamy or buffalo bill!
334
00:18:33,677 --> 00:18:35,375
That's what I like to call him!
335
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:38,117
Come on, billy,
Do it for mtv!
336
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:42,033
Oh, no, oh no, yes!
337
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,646
Baywatch goes down!
338
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:47,778
Newmie is going to
Get him right now!
339
00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:51,304
Oh, god, oh god,
Bellamy goes in!
340
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,740
Mtv down!
341
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:57,223
Katana, the mtv us team
Is getting ready
342
00:18:57,353 --> 00:19:00,313
To face newmie on them
Team for baywatch!
343
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:04,317
Come on, kat woman, here we go!
344
00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,580
They're coming close!
-come on, kitty!
345
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,409
-jenny: newmie, newmie has
Got the right stuff, I think!
346
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,020
Get him in the
Butt, that's right!
347
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,065
Oh, god,
He got her in the butt!
348
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,592
There we go, yeah!
349
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,465
That's right,
Kat woman does it!
350
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:24,554
Mtv rules!
351
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,035
We got sencio versus cody!
352
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,602
There's been a lot
Of friction going on
353
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,603
Between those two!
354
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,432
Uh-oh, sencio is doing
Some flat talking!
355
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,565
Oh, they bow to each other!
356
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,787
[both screaming]
357
00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:42,790
We got two comedians
On our hands!
358
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,749
Uh-oh, uh-oh, oh no!
359
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,840
They both go in, right on!
360
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,538
-hey, not bad for a wimp, man!
361
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,017
-yeah, man!
362
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,020
-hey, mitch!
-hey.
363
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,979
-april 9th, 1986.
364
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:02,288
-april 9th, 1986,
Now what does that mean?
365
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,551
-well, you're
Going to have to go
366
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,857
To the way back machine
And think about it.
367
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,688
-april 9th.
368
00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,176
-hey, I'm with a group
Of winners right now.
369
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,786
The special olympic
Athletes will be
370
00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:24,527
Passing out the medals
To the champions
371
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,181
Of the beach blast games,
372
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,661
But we all know who
That's going to be, right?
373
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:28,966
Who's going to win?
374
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:33,667
Mtv, yeah, mtv,
You got it, honey!
375
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:36,235
-mtv.
-whoo!
376
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:39,194
Hello everyone, it's
Time, so get ready for
377
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:41,675
Big glove boxing!
378
00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:45,983
[crowd cheering]
379
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:04,132
-all right, I got one, one,
Two, two, three, three!
380
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:07,135
♪ baby it's a party when it comes to blows
-and the winner is mtv, yeah!
381
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:13,402
♪ so turn it up, bring it on
Ya know that it's good for the soul ♪
382
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:18,755
♪ wanna take you higher
Than you've ever been ♪
383
00:21:20,322 --> 00:21:24,500
♪ and in the morning look like
What the cat dragged in ♪
384
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:30,463
♪ we're doing this thing
Called rock and roll ♪
385
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:34,380
♪ it's a beach party baby
Out under the sun ♪
386
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,513
♪ it's a beach party baby
Gonna have some fun ♪
387
00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,733
♪ it's a beach party baby
Out on the waves ♪
388
00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:42,823
♪ it's a beach party baby
Throw the rules away ♪
389
00:21:43,606 --> 00:21:46,870
♪ that's the name of the game
This summer day ♪
390
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,845
-mitch, wear this
For good luck.
391
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:05,846
-okay!
392
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:08,849
Thank you.
All right, let's go!
393
00:22:39,967 --> 00:22:42,665
♪ it's a beach party baby
Out under the sun ♪
394
00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:45,538
♪ it's a beach party baby
Gonna have some fun ♪
395
00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:48,279
♪ it's a beach party baby
Out on the waves ♪
396
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:49,846
♪ it's a beach...
397
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,979
-at the end of the first
Period of competition,
398
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:56,375
The lifeguards have 45,
Beach house is 38, boo-whoo!
399
00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:59,639
♪ it's a beach party baby
It's a beach party baby ♪
400
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:01,336
♪it's a beach party baby
401
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:05,079
♪ it's a beach party baby
It's a beach party baby ♪
402
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,081
♪ it's a beach party baby
403
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:11,694
♪ that's the name of the game
This summer day ♪
404
00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:41,594
-this is great.
405
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,988
It is isn't it?
406
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:47,034
-it's only been 10 minutes,
But so far so good.
407
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:48,818
-I'm glad caroline came around.
408
00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,037
-yeah.
409
00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,084
-it'll be great, won't it?
410
00:23:54,215 --> 00:23:56,522
-it's going to be
Fantastic, baby.
411
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,918
[door slams]
412
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,446
[door slams]
413
00:24:12,276 --> 00:24:13,887
[basket slams]
414
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:20,371
-I... I found your
New green sweatshirt.
415
00:24:20,981 --> 00:24:22,156
You left it in the washer.
416
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:24,071
-oh, thank you, caroline.
417
00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:26,465
-see, I didn't know that,
So I...
418
00:24:28,771 --> 00:24:30,294
I washed it with my whites.
419
00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:34,951
What, what happened
To the electricity?
420
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,388
-oh, we're a month
Behind, aren't we?
421
00:24:37,519 --> 00:24:39,608
-what, no, no, no,
We got a final notice bill.
422
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:42,306
-did you pay it?
-did I pay it?
423
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:43,786
I wrote the check, I put
The stamp on the envelope,
424
00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:44,700
You just had to mail it.
425
00:24:44,831 --> 00:24:46,223
-I didn't see it!
426
00:24:46,354 --> 00:24:47,660
-cj, what do you mean
You didn't see it?
427
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,052
I left it right on
The kitchen counter.
428
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,098
-near the old
Stack of newspapers?
429
00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:53,230
-no, I don't leave old
Newspapers hanging around.
430
00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,581
-I did, it must be
Under the old newspapers.
431
00:24:55,711 --> 00:25:00,020
-no, no, no, I...
I threw them out in the trash...
432
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,110
Along with the old tea bags.
433
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:11,510
[door slams]
434
00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:13,512
-bad dog.
435
00:25:13,642 --> 00:25:14,904
-roof.
436
00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:23,696
[crowd cheering]
437
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:30,964
-okay, girls, you all set?
438
00:25:31,486 --> 00:25:35,316
Okay, one, two, three, go!
439
00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,933
One, two, three, go!
440
00:25:52,986 --> 00:25:55,858
[huffing]
441
00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,217
-hold on, let me
Tell you something.
442
00:26:07,348 --> 00:26:09,393
Cj and I had
A real special time
443
00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:11,091
On the dance floor last night.
444
00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:12,962
-you were out dancing with cj?
445
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,573
-yeah, man, what do
You think of that?
446
00:26:15,095 --> 00:26:16,836
-that's nothing,
Jenny mccarthy and I
447
00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,621
Were out at malibu until
Six in the morning.
448
00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:21,884
-wait, my little j?
-jenny mccarthy!
449
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:23,233
-stop talking trash.
450
00:26:23,364 --> 00:26:24,757
-yeah!
451
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,106
-stop talking trash.
Let's go, baby, come on!
452
00:26:26,236 --> 00:26:27,194
-okay, take it
Out on the course!
453
00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:28,717
-one, two, three, go!
454
00:26:28,848 --> 00:26:31,198
-super sencio, man,
I'm in the triathlon!
455
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:35,289
Oh, jeez, hey look, rough
Beat, you're going down!
456
00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:39,206
-all right, sugar bumps, lucky
For you I'm a gentleman.
457
00:26:39,728 --> 00:26:40,947
-you just take care
Of yourself, gentleman.
458
00:26:41,077 --> 00:26:45,168
-I will.
-take your marks. Get set. Go!
459
00:26:48,215 --> 00:26:50,173
-ow, god!
460
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,611
-good thing your
Head was there!
461
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:54,656
Whoo!
462
00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:57,746
Yeah!
463
00:26:57,877 --> 00:26:59,269
-this is a workout for me.
464
00:26:59,879 --> 00:27:01,663
-oh, ah!
465
00:27:04,187 --> 00:27:05,406
-hey, look out!
466
00:27:06,537 --> 00:27:08,409
-you're going down!
467
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:09,628
-hey, let go of me!
468
00:27:10,977 --> 00:27:12,718
-hey, get off me,
That's cheating!
469
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,197
-loser!
470
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:15,634
-hey, wait up, I'm
Going to win this race!
471
00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,985
-hey, good feet, says you!
472
00:27:20,856 --> 00:27:24,773
Keep dancing, twinkle toes,
Two can play that game!
473
00:27:24,904 --> 00:27:26,296
-whoo!
474
00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:28,777
-hey, come back here!
475
00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:30,387
-hey, you're no gentleman!
476
00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:33,782
That's okay,
Because I'm no lady!
477
00:27:33,913 --> 00:27:35,436
-oh, hey, that's not fair!
478
00:27:35,566 --> 00:27:36,829
-oh!
479
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,136
-come here, oh,
You're in danger!
480
00:27:40,267 --> 00:27:42,225
-whoo!
481
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:46,882
Yeah, whoo, victory!
482
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:51,408
-mitch, you're the man.
483
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:53,933
-thanks.
484
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:20,176
-are you ready?
-hey, I was born ready.
485
00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:22,613
-kind of extreme,
Dropping in uninvited.
486
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:24,441
-extreme is my middle name.
487
00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,532
-go, go!
488
00:28:30,883 --> 00:28:31,884
Go, guy!
489
00:28:33,624 --> 00:28:38,412
[suspenseful music]
490
00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:44,766
Go!
491
00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:46,072
-here I come!
492
00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:56,169
Let's do it!
493
00:28:57,344 --> 00:28:58,911
[suspenseful music]
494
00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:18,017
-okay, everyone,
Please gather around!
495
00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:21,063
Please gather around, we're
About to announce the winner
496
00:29:21,672 --> 00:29:24,414
Of the beach blast mtv games!
497
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:28,723
And the winner is, baywatch!
498
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:29,985
You're right!
499
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,073
[cheering]
500
00:29:31,204 --> 00:29:32,771
Baywatch, come on up!
501
00:29:32,901 --> 00:29:33,815
The special olympic
Athletes will be presenting
502
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,599
You with medals!
503
00:29:35,730 --> 00:29:37,210
Okay, please present the medals
504
00:29:37,340 --> 00:29:39,429
To the baywatch winners!
505
00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:41,867
Winners saluting...
506
00:29:41,997 --> 00:29:44,217
-whoo, baywatch,
Baywatch, baywatch,
507
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,740
Baywatch, baywatch!
508
00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,742
[suspenseful music]
509
00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:00,929
-man: you're too close!
510
00:30:02,757 --> 00:30:03,671
Go!
511
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:06,195
Oh, oh, pull it back, ah!
512
00:30:06,326 --> 00:30:07,762
-I can't, I'm gonna to fall!
513
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,285
[woman screams]
514
00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:12,158
-newmie, cody, jordan, come on!
515
00:30:13,072 --> 00:30:15,204
-you guys, this is
Not a beach blast game.
516
00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:16,336
This is the real thing!
517
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,644
-ah!
518
00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,565
[man screams]
519
00:30:30,393 --> 00:30:36,138
-woman:
Help! Over here! Help!
520
00:30:38,184 --> 00:30:40,142
-there's a real life
Rescue going on right now.
521
00:30:40,273 --> 00:30:41,665
The baywatch lifeguards
Are swimming out
522
00:30:41,796 --> 00:30:43,711
Into the ocean to
Save the two victims.
523
00:30:45,017 --> 00:30:46,061
-I'll unhook him.
524
00:30:46,888 --> 00:30:48,237
-get his head up!
525
00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:52,894
[gasps]
526
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,206
-let's get him in,
Get his legs up!
527
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,172
-the baywatch lifeguards
Have reached the victims
528
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,305
And they are bringing
Them to shore right now.
529
00:31:14,829 --> 00:31:15,699
-donna, make sure
We're clear!
530
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:17,005
-okay!
531
00:31:17,136 --> 00:31:18,485
-they'll probably
Have to do cpr!
532
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,139
We should go over there
And find out, come on!
533
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,144
-careful, careful!
534
00:31:26,449 --> 00:31:27,886
-let's put them down.
535
00:31:39,636 --> 00:31:41,073
-no pulse. Begin cpr.
536
00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:47,818
-one, two, three,
Four, five, breathe!
537
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:53,955
One, two, three,
Four, five, breathe!
538
00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:58,438
One, two, three, four, five!
539
00:31:58,568 --> 00:31:59,743
-you guys, are they alive?
540
00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:02,529
-breathe, one!
541
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:05,924
[coughing]
542
00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:10,754
[cheering and clapping]
543
00:32:26,770 --> 00:32:27,902
-yeah, that's fine.
544
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:34,039
Okay, okay. Yeah, thanks.
545
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:08,899
[slow jazz music
Playing over speakers]
546
00:33:24,785 --> 00:33:26,265
-man 1: yes'm, gilligan,
You were right!
547
00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,484
This is a lot bigger
Inside than it is outside.
548
00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:29,746
Man 2: told you!
549
00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:34,316
Man 3: get to bed, little buddy,
Lot of work to do tomorrow.
550
00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:37,580
[ball bouncing]
551
00:33:37,711 --> 00:33:39,843
-can you turn it down, please?
552
00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,541
-it was a great day
At the beach house!
553
00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:45,632
[ball bouncing]
554
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:46,807
-can you turn
That down, please?
555
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,243
-why don't you turn it down?
556
00:33:48,374 --> 00:33:49,766
-this is my favorite show!
557
00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:51,594
-cj, I was in here first!
558
00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,466
-yeah, well you're supposed
To be on a date right now.
559
00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:54,641
This is a special.
560
00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:56,077
-what difference
Does that make?
561
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:57,470
It didn't work out,
I'm here, so what?
562
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,732
Why do you have
To be louder than me?
563
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:00,516
-speak up!
564
00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:02,562
-you didn't tell me that,
How am I supposed to know?
565
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:03,563
-caroline!
566
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:04,651
-what!
567
00:34:04,781 --> 00:34:05,826
-hey!
568
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:06,914
[whistles]
569
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,698
-what?
-I can't hear!
570
00:34:10,874 --> 00:34:12,528
-yeah.
[tv and radio turn off]
571
00:34:13,181 --> 00:34:14,095
Where?
572
00:34:15,096 --> 00:34:16,793
We're on it!
Pool fire in the marina.
573
00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:19,840
Dispatch is calling the
Whole roster, let's go!
574
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:35,595
-cody: I don't know about
You guys, but I'm beat.
575
00:34:51,263 --> 00:34:52,916
-who put an empty
Bag of potato chips
576
00:34:53,047 --> 00:34:54,440
Back in the cupboard?
577
00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:58,618
-"We're scolding
The lousy tilfi"?
578
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:01,969
Can you decipher this
Message please, caroline.
579
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,710
It's in your handwriting.
580
00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:06,147
-"They're holding
The blouse until five."
581
00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:08,584
-"They're holding the
Blouse until five"?
582
00:35:08,715 --> 00:35:10,195
I've been waiting for that
Blouse for three weeks,
583
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,848
Thank you very much,
Now they probably
584
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,546
Sold it to somebody else!
Why didn't you tell me?
585
00:35:13,676 --> 00:35:15,374
-I did tell you, it's written
There in plain english.
586
00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,158
Oh, god!
587
00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:20,030
No drinking from
The carton, you slob!
588
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,641
-my boyfriend is not a slob.
589
00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:23,208
-fine, why are
You defending him?
590
00:35:23,338 --> 00:35:25,166
I think you've known
Me a little bit longer.
591
00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:27,299
-hey, hey, let's just
Hold it for a minute.
592
00:35:27,429 --> 00:35:29,039
Guys, we just saved
Four lives together.
593
00:35:29,866 --> 00:35:31,694
I think we should be
Able to live together.
594
00:35:31,825 --> 00:35:33,000
-yeah, really.
595
00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:35,263
-yeah.
596
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,227
-no, no dribbling in the house!
597
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:44,838
-and keep the toilet seat down!
598
00:35:46,753 --> 00:35:49,973
[laughing]
599
00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:53,629
-oh, group hug.
600
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:08,992
-candy gram!
601
00:36:09,123 --> 00:36:10,994
-whoo. Hey, mitch,
What's up? What's this?
602
00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:12,082
-mail gram.
603
00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:14,215
-mail gram, hmm.
604
00:36:14,346 --> 00:36:17,131
-I checked the old
Incident report.
605
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:22,180
On april 9th, 1986,
A little 14-year-old girl
606
00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:25,357
Was pulled from
A rip current by tower 12.
607
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,142
-14-year-old girl
With a braces
608
00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:30,449
And a body like
An ironing board.
609
00:36:30,579 --> 00:36:32,364
-well, some things do change.
610
00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,017
[laughs]
611
00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,497
Do you know, I found
That drawing in my tower,
612
00:36:35,628 --> 00:36:38,370
I kept it on my bulletin
Board in my office
613
00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:42,112
All these years and I never knew
Who it was from.
614
00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:44,898
How come you never signed it
And let me know it was you?
615
00:36:45,028 --> 00:36:46,813
-are you kidding me?
616
00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:49,424
I had a humongous crush on you.
617
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:50,599
I was embarrassed!
618
00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:51,861
-how about now?
619
00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:55,909
-what, am I embarrassed or
Do I still have a crush on you?
620
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,954
[laughs]
621
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,654
Give me a pen,
I'll sign it for you.
622
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:07,312
Okay, how about your back?
623
00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,886
-well, that concludes
Our beach blast week
624
00:37:17,017 --> 00:37:18,584
For the mtv beach house.
625
00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:21,021
We lost, but that's okay,
Isn't it, john?
626
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,763
-well, they used an illegal
Amount of sun tan lotion,
627
00:37:23,893 --> 00:37:26,244
Those darn lifeguards,
But it's for a good cause,
628
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:27,984
So it's all right.
629
00:37:28,115 --> 00:37:29,464
-jenny: exactly, and they're
In pretty good shape.
630
00:37:29,595 --> 00:37:31,466
-yeah, they cheated and
I want a rematch, jenny.
631
00:37:31,597 --> 00:37:33,294
I'm not having this,
This is not enough for me.
632
00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:35,035
-oh, simon, you're
Such a bad sport.
633
00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:36,819
You almost had it out
With one of the lifeguards.
634
00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:38,343
-well, they made us
Look a little sluggish
635
00:37:38,473 --> 00:37:40,258
With all those jelly
Donuts and stuff.
636
00:37:40,388 --> 00:37:42,434
I'm cody, I got
A flat stomach...
637
00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:43,609
-surprise!
638
00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:46,307
-oh, my god, yay!
639
00:37:47,439 --> 00:37:49,484
-okay, wait, we have
A special message
640
00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:52,226
From carrie and the
Special olympics athletes.
641
00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,272
-thank you very much
642
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:57,318
For having us on tv.
643
00:37:57,449 --> 00:37:58,276
We love you!
644
00:37:58,406 --> 00:38:00,930
[cheers]
645
00:38:01,061 --> 00:38:02,845
-mtv, mtv!
646
00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,064
-thank you so much, guys!
647
00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:07,676
-mtv, mtv, mtv!
648
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:12,812
[cheering]
649
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:18,774
[closing theme playing]
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