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[theme music playing]
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-♪ some people stand
In the darkness ♪
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♪ afraid to step
Into the light ♪
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♪ some people need
To help somebody ♪
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♪ when the edge of
Surrender's in sight ♪
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♪ don't you worry
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♪ it's gonna be all right ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm always ready
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♪ I won't let you
Out of my sight ♪
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-♪ I'll be ready
-♪ I'll be ready
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♪ whenever you fear
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♪ oh, don't you fear
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ forever and always
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♪ I'm always here
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♪ 'cause I'm always ready
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♪ I won't let you
Out of my sight ♪
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♪ oh
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ whenever you fear
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♪ oh, don't you fear
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ forever and always
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♪ I'm always here
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[rock music playing]
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-hi.
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[cheering]
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♪ it ain't easy bein right
♪ it ain't easy workin overtime
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♪ well I say you're funky
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♪ and I know you think I'm fine
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♪ just gimme something
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♪ aw gimme something sweet
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♪ I need a little action
♪ I need to wet my feet
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♪ there's no need to
Put up a fight ♪
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♪ it can't be wrong if
It feels so right ♪
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♪ let's party on the weekend
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♪ ooo let's give em some action
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♪ let's party on the weekend time
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♪ let's get a little crazy
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♪ let's party on the weekend
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♪ ooo I know you need just
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-♪ a little bit of action
-♪ let's party on the weekend time
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♪ nothing wrong with having
♪ a healthy appetite
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♪ nothing wrong with getting
♪ what you want
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♪ after midnight
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♪ let's party on the weekend time
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♪ let's party on the weekend
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♪ let's party on the weekend
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♪ let's party on the weekend
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-stephanie: okay, guys,
Where do you wanna eat tonight?
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-pierro's.
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-oh, no, we had
Italian last night.
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-I like to eat at
Pierro's every night.
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-no, I'm kind of in the
Mood for burgers and fries.
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It's been that kind of a day.
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-[scoffs] I know.
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Can you believe it?
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We're getting run ragged
And mitch is basking
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On some beach in the bahamas.
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-he's not basking,
He's on a case.
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-yeah, following an heiress.
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If she's basking, he's basking.
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-you know, I told mitch and
Garner they should've hired us.
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I mean, you know
We'd make great pis.
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We're intelligent, we're
Athletic, we're seductive.
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-caroline's favorite
Show is "Charlie's angels."
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-oh, yes, yes, I
Always pictured myself
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As kelly, the beautiful,
Sophisticated one.
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-cj: I always
Pretended I was farrah
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And make my hair
Really big and I'd jump
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Out at my brother and I'd
Go, hold it, lowlife, freeze.
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-freeze.
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-oh, boy.
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-okay, steph, you can play,
Too, you can be sabrina,
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She's the smart one.
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-why do I always have
To be the smart one?
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-oh, logan, come here,
Come on, who are we?
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-I've no idea.
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-come on.
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[stephanie laughing]
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No, come on, stephanie,
Do it, do it.
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-no.
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-keep doing it, please.
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-she's the smart one.
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-the three stooges.
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-no.
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-witches of eastwick?
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-no!
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-forget this, you
Guys, look, I'm starved.
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Let's go get dressed.
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-we're charlie's angels, dummy.
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-who?
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-"Charlie's angels" was
Classic television.
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-yes, about three
Beautiful private eyes
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Who worked for some
Guy named charlie
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Who they never saw.
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-he's always on the phone.
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-but you knew it
Was john forsythe,
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So you pictured him
In your mind any way.
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-don't know, I didn't see
It in tasmania. See ya.
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-where are you going?
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-meeting someone in my tower.
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-[laughs] Excuse me, someone?
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-no, it's a guy that I
Know, we got mutual friends.
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He called me and
Asked me to meet him.
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-uh-huh, have fun.
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-bye.
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-what was your
Favorite episode?
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-when they were in the circus.
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-oh, I loved that one!
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-I know and
There's the trapeze.
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-I liked the one where
They were strippers.
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-it's payback time, logan.
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I've been waiting
A long time for this.
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First, I'm gonna get you,
And then that stephanie.
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What do you think, clint?
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He's gotta ask
Himself one question.
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Does he feel lucky?
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Well, do you, punk?
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Go ahead, make my day.
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[phone ringing]
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-tower 16.
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-tower 16? Tower 16?
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Is that how we're going
To play this, logan?
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By the numbers, huh? [laughs]
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-who is this?
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-I got no respect, no
Respect from anybody.
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-what is this?
What do you want?
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-vengeance.
-logan: what?
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How'd you get through
On this phone?
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-I used to be an
Electronics professor
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Until an unfortunate
Experiment with a lifeguard
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Catapulted me into future shock.
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Now it's time to return
The favor, logan.
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[phone zapping]
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-who the hell are you?
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-I'm your worst
Nightmare, absolutely.
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[evil laughing]
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[explosion firing]
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I'll be back, logan.
You can count on it.
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[boat engine roaring]
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[knocking on door]
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-stephanie: I'll get it.
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So, who's winning?
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-who do you think? Miss
Gamblers anonymous over here.
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-gin!
-caroline: what?
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Wait, can I just see
This for a second.
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-logan, what happened?
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-the arson squad
Just left the beach.
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My tower was rigged to
Incinerate with me inside it.
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Did you tell them about
That crazy phone call?
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-yeah, they found out
Where he patched in.
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They said whoever did it
Was an electronics expert.
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-well, that's what
He said he was, right?
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-right, before
Lifeguards catapulted
Him into future shock.
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Whatever that means.
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The question is, was he
After logan in particular
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Or lifeguards in general?
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-I'm sure he's after
Logan specifically.
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-logan, is there anyone you
Know that might have reason
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To, you know, get back at you?
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-the short list, hon.
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--you do have a tendency
To make enemies.
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-yeah, but none that would
Want to roast me alive.
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-obviously that's not true.
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I mean, from the sounds of
Things, all those voices,
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Maybe there's a whole
Group that's after you.
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-I think you should work
The switchboard tomorrow.
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At least until
The arson squad and the police
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Come up with something.
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-wish mitch was in town.
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I'd hire his agency
As bodyguards.
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-wait a second, hire us.
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Come on, guys, we're
Charlie's angels.
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-freeze, mister.
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-cover him, jill.
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-spread 'em!
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-ignore them, that's what I do.
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-I'll call you later.
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-I'm sure the police will
Find the maniac who did this.
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-I hope so.
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-take care.
-logan: see ya.
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-you know, I hear they're
Making a movie version
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Of "Charlie's angels."
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-oh, really?
Who's gonna play them?
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-I don't know,
But we'd be perfect.
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-both: freeze!
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-come on, you guys, cut it out.
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-relax, sabrina.
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[caroline laughing]
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[buzzing]
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-baywatch?
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-I'm gonna make
You an offer you can't refuse.
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-what?
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-hey,
Rocky, how do you make
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A lifeguard disappear?
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-look, I don't know who you
Are or what you're doing,
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But you're interfering
With lifeguard operations.
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[buzzing]
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-mayday, mayday!
We're sinking, help!
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-yeah, where? In your bathtub?
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-the
Boat capsized. Two!
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Two in the water.
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Can't hold on, help! Please!
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-what is the
Location of your boat?
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Can you give me a landmark?
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-outside
Marina channel.
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Two, three miles, please hurry!
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-logan: scarab rescue one
From canine 295, come in.
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-295, this is scarab one.
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-received a mayday from
A capsized boat two to three
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Miles outside of the marina.
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Two victims possibly
In the water.
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-stephanie: we're on our way.
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-hey, just be advised,
This could be a crank call,
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I've been getting them all day.
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-roger, thanks for
The alert. Let's go!
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-all right, it's the real deal.
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Yeah, there's two in the
Water and neither is moving.
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-okay.
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You get the one on the left.
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Okay, go!
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-what the? It's a dummy!
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-caroline! Let it go!
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[coughing]
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Caroline!
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Come on, let's get
You to the boat.
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-what happened?
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-looks like we were
Targets, too, like logan.
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-ah, jeez, miss piggy, it
Looks like they are breathing
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A welcome sigh of relief.
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-hold this.
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-that's because you're an
Unqualified, incompetent,
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Amateur bunglar, frog.
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Ah, can it there, pig, or
You'll end up like crispy bacon
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With the other lifeguards.
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-caroline: who is he?
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-stephanie: I don't know,
But we better find out.
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-caroline: he was
Watching us like
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We were his entertainment.
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-well, now, we know
He's not just after me.
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-why would some mad
Man be after lifeguards?
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-because he blames
Us for being locked up
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In a state mental institution.
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-what, you found out who it is?
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-jack ripley.
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-that nut who held
You and me hostage
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In my tower last year?
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-yes. He escaped from
Camarillo three weeks ago.
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Apparently, he's been
Vowing to get even
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With the lifeguards
Who put him there.
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-yeah, but we
Didn't put him there.
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The court found him
Criminally insane.
255
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:09,691
-he blames us.
256
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:12,346
The police want us
To stay off the beach
257
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,651
For a little awhile, at
Least until he gets caught.
258
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,566
-whoa, you're gonna
Let some nut case keep
259
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,220
You guys off the beach?
260
00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:18,569
-well, if we're on the beach,
261
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,136
The public could be in danger.
262
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,486
I think it's a good idea,
We should probably stay away
263
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:23,487
Just for a bit.
264
00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,056
[logan sighing]
265
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,901
-are you sure you don't want
One of us to stay with you?
266
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,947
-oh, you guys,
Don't worry about me.
267
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:49,949
I gotta catch up on these
Reports. Go to work.
268
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,082
-I hate being so
Docile about this.
269
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,737
I mean, we know what
Charlie's angels would do.
270
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,131
-that's right, they
Would track down clues,
271
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:01,221
Find jack ripley's
Lair and then nail him.
272
00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,875
-right and nearly
Get themselves killed
In the process.
273
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,487
-wrong, they would use
Their wits and their skills
274
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,924
To escape danger,
Apprehend the criminal
275
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,926
And save the person in jeopardy.
276
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:13,929
-where's logan?
277
00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:17,150
-he's staying on matt's boat,
He thinks it's safer there.
278
00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,981
-look, you guys get to
Work, okay? But be careful.
279
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,679
Remember, we're not
Charlie's angels.
280
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:29,336
-[sighs] I know,
But what if we were?
281
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,319
Are you logan fowler?
282
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,929
-yeah, I'm logan fowler, why?
283
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,237
-hi, I'm kelly garrett.
284
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:05,024
-oh, hi, I'm jill munroe.
285
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,072
-I'm sabrina duncan.
Townsend detective agency.
286
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:11,595
--charlie sent us to help you.
287
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,599
-come aboard.
288
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,776
-charlie: hello, angels, I
Trust you're filling logan in
289
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,169
On this situation.
290
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,779
-of course, charlie.
291
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,651
-you told us logan was
An old friend of yours,
292
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,870
So we're here to help
Him any way we can.
293
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,394
-charlie: I
Appreciate it, angels.
294
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,265
I wish this reunion
Were taking place
295
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,093
Under happier
Circumstances, logan.
296
00:17:31,224 --> 00:17:32,616
-me, too, charlie.
297
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,878
-charlie: are you still
Wearing that lucky ring
298
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:34,966
Around your neck?
299
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,838
-wouldn't be caught without it.
300
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,145
-good, the
Angels will watch over you
301
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,451
Until we can put jack ripley
Back where he belongs.
302
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:42,626
-thanks, charlie.
303
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,673
-keep in mind,
Angels, that jack ripley
304
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,936
Is unpredictable
And extremely dangerous.
305
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,807
-oh, we know, charlie.
306
00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,592
He's a mechanical wizard
With a section eight
307
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:52,897
In the military.
308
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:53,985
-that's right, he booby trapped
309
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,857
His own unit's headquarters.
310
00:17:55,987 --> 00:17:58,338
-a delusional schizophrenic
With multiple personalities.
311
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,296
-charlie: I'm sure
You'll charm all of them
312
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,168
Into submission, sabrina.
313
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,387
You're in capable hands, logan.
314
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,215
-what about you, charlie?
315
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:08,391
-don't worry about me, angels,
316
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,872
I'm in capable hands too.
317
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,483
[laughing]
318
00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,184
[boat horn blowing]
319
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,751
-ahoy! I'm afraid
You're in my slip.
320
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,624
Would you mind moving your boat
321
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,582
So I could put mine
Where it belongs?
322
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:26,801
Thank you very much.
323
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:31,806
-it's him!
324
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,503
-freeze!
325
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,332
-now is that any way
To greet an old chum?
326
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,814
-cut your engines and put
Your hands in the air, mister.
327
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,511
-do what she says.
328
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:46,037
-both hands or just this one?
329
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:48,475
Let me tell you something,
Darlings, you know,
330
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:52,653
You three look marvelous,
Absolutely marvelous.
331
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,176
-drop it, ripley!
332
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:58,659
-you talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
333
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,883
There's nobody else around
Here, who you talkin' to?
334
00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,450
-I'll count to three!
335
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:10,149
-oh, archie,
336
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,890
They got guns!
337
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,588
-one.
338
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,851
-oh, jeez, there lady,
Would you tell them to put
339
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,418
A sock in it over there?
340
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,900
Let me tell you something,
Darlings, forget about him.
341
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:26,513
I am the one who has really
Lost his head over here.
342
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,215
-kelly: what is it?
343
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,260
-jill: look out, it's a bomb.
344
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,958
-smokin'.
345
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,005
-hit the water, gang!
346
00:19:49,797 --> 00:19:52,365
-what can I say?
Some like it hot.
347
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:49,335
I feel the forces with me, luke.
348
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:51,859
[breathing heavily]
349
00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:59,083
Cato, cato,
This is inspector clousseau.
350
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,737
Where are you, cato?
351
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,478
[screeching]
352
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:08,267
My name is bond, james bond.
353
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:10,660
007, license to kill.
354
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,452
They say the safest place
Is between a door jam.
355
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:23,151
Welcome to california.
[chuckles] Just kidding.
356
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,588
Ah, a treadmill, perfect.
357
00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:33,857
-so, you're saying logan
Hired private detectives?
358
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,729
-oh, no, not exactly.
359
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,861
-actually a friend of his sent
Them over to protect him.
360
00:21:37,992 --> 00:21:40,168
-well, good, I hope they
Can catch that maniac.
361
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,486
-girls, I'd like you
To meet the angels.
362
00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:55,749
This is stephanie,
Cj, caroline
363
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:58,186
Meet sabrina, jill and kelly.
364
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,796
-it's a pleasure to meet you.
365
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,450
-nice to meet you.
366
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:03,974
-so, what's your plan
For catching ripley?
367
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:06,847
-oh, we're going
Undercover as lifeguards.
368
00:22:07,761 --> 00:22:09,066
-any way we can help?
369
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,026
-oh, yes, how do
You wear your hair?
370
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,335
Up or down for rescues?
371
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,294
-up if we have time.
372
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:21,949
-are you sure you're
Qualified to be lifeguards?
373
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:24,734
-college swim
Team, cpr training.
374
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,563
-advanced first-aid and
Paramedics expertise.
375
00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,826
-licensed to perform
Open heart surgery.
376
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:33,569
[laughs] Just kidding.
377
00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:36,529
Actually, I grew up on the beach
378
00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:37,878
And I always fantasized
About being a lifeguard.
379
00:22:38,661 --> 00:22:40,402
-oh, really?
380
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,099
I always fantasized about
Being a private eye like you.
381
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:44,145
-it's a very
Rewarding profession.
382
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,887
-especially when you
Put criminals away
Where they belong.
383
00:22:49,019 --> 00:22:50,760
Well, we better get to work.
384
00:22:51,587 --> 00:22:53,067
-I guess we'll see
You on the beach.
385
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,198
-thanks for the tip.
386
00:22:54,329 --> 00:22:55,286
-bye.
387
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,331
-follow me, ladies.
388
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,823
-what is with those hairstyles?
389
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,085
-I think they're sexy.
390
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,304
-I think kelly's stunning.
391
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:16,046
You know, she's beautiful
Yet sophisticated.
392
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,222
-well, I guess she's okay,
393
00:23:18,353 --> 00:23:19,876
But sabrina's obviously
The smart one.
394
00:23:20,007 --> 00:23:22,662
Anyway, we better
Get back to work.
395
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:26,666
-caroline: smart, since when
Did brains get you anywhere?
396
00:23:27,623 --> 00:23:29,277
-you'll find everything
You need in here.
397
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,452
-thank you.
398
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,411
-thank you.
399
00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,761
-oh, this must be for us.
400
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,939
-poor cj, so sad.
401
00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:40,288
-what's sad, jill?
402
00:23:41,071 --> 00:23:42,246
-well, she'd be
Such a pretty girl
403
00:23:42,377 --> 00:23:43,944
If she knew how
To style her hair.
404
00:23:44,074 --> 00:23:46,642
-I think caroline
Is just adorable.
405
00:23:47,164 --> 00:23:49,776
-yeah, she's nice,
But I think stephanie's
406
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,082
Obviously the smart one.
407
00:23:54,998 --> 00:23:56,173
This must be cj's.
408
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,784
-oh, this must be stephanie's.
409
00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:58,785
-thank you.
410
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:00,917
-well, I hope it fits.
411
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:02,571
Oh, I'm so excited we
Get to be lifeguards.
412
00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,443
-everything excites you.
413
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:07,097
-I know, I can't help it,
I just love adrenaline.
414
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,665
-you love everything, jill.
415
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,188
-I know, I can't help it.
416
00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:13,669
-well, I think we
Should split up.
417
00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:17,020
Jill, you take the truck
And patrol the beach.
418
00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,153
Kelly and I will keep an
Eye on stephanie and logan.
419
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:22,373
-I will keep an eye on logan.
420
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:30,120
-remember, we're not here to
Mix business with pleasure.
421
00:24:30,251 --> 00:24:32,079
-when have I ever done that?
422
00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:33,733
-how about every case?
423
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:36,083
-excuse me, jill, you're
The one who uses her looks
424
00:24:36,213 --> 00:24:37,563
To catch a man.
425
00:24:37,693 --> 00:24:39,390
-and you don't?
426
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:41,871
-of course, I do, I'm just
A lot less obvious than you.
427
00:24:43,438 --> 00:24:44,787
-it's gonna take
More than our looks
428
00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:46,485
To catch a jack ripley.
429
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:49,270
He is cunning, clever
And worst of all, violent.
430
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,360
-no, no, no, no.
He is clever, cruel,
431
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,188
And worst of all, deadly.
432
00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,016
-oh, no, no, no.
433
00:24:56,146 --> 00:24:59,498
He's maniacal, irrational,
And worst of all, handsome.
434
00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:03,110
-jill, I say worst of
All violent and kelly
435
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,200
Says worst of all deadly and
You say worst of all handsome?
436
00:25:06,330 --> 00:25:08,202
-I know my weakness.
437
00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:10,509
-well, control yourself.
438
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:14,600
-what do we know
About this jack ripley?
439
00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:18,081
-well, we know
That when he was 9,
440
00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:20,214
He was bit by a rabid dog.
441
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:23,086
Before he was cured, he
Became demented and deranged.
442
00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:26,786
Then, something he
Saw split his ego
443
00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,439
Into a hundred personalities.
444
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:29,440
-what?
445
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,443
-a performance by rich little.
446
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,358
-[gasping]
-yes,
447
00:25:35,142 --> 00:25:36,926
His deranged mind
Just couldn't handle
448
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,580
All those celebrity
Impersonations.
449
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:41,191
-what a horrible way
To be driven insane.
450
00:25:42,149 --> 00:25:43,977
-how do you think we
Should handle him, girls?
451
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:45,674
-cautiously.
452
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:49,678
-I know, what if I wait
Until he imitates tom cruise
453
00:25:50,331 --> 00:25:51,854
And I pretend I'm nicole kidman?
454
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,598
-I don't think that's
Going to stop him, jill.
455
00:25:56,729 --> 00:25:58,382
-I could smile.
456
00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:01,298
-as captivating
At that may be, jill.
457
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:04,258
I think this will prove
To be a lot more effective.
458
00:26:04,388 --> 00:26:05,955
Freeze, mister!
459
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,349
-jack ripley is not going
To be easy to capture
460
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,612
Even with our guns
And our smiles.
461
00:26:10,743 --> 00:26:12,658
Aside from his ability
To disguise himself,
462
00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:15,225
He's also an electronics expert.
463
00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:17,706
So, jill, so you better
Check out that truck
464
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,578
Before you take
It out on patrol.
465
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,798
-don't worry, I'll go through
It with a fine tooth comb.
466
00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:24,844
-what do you think? Should
We carry our own purses?
467
00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:28,282
-these lifeguard bags
Are a bit cumbersome.
468
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,024
-I think our
Purses will be fine.
469
00:26:32,068 --> 00:26:33,026
-do you think
We'll still be able
470
00:26:33,156 --> 00:26:34,680
To pass as real lifeguards?
471
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:37,073
-of course, no one is even
Going to be able to tell
472
00:26:37,204 --> 00:26:40,424
That we are undercover angels.
473
00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:44,515
-well, I guess
We should get changed.
474
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,126
-good thinking, kelly.
475
00:26:47,344 --> 00:26:48,998
-I love this job.
476
00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,526
-while jill's
Patrolling the beach,
477
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,137
I'll keep an eye
On headquarters.
478
00:26:57,267 --> 00:26:58,878
-good thinking,
I'll stay with logan
479
00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:00,270
And make sure he's okay.
480
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:01,489
-let's go.
481
00:27:37,046 --> 00:27:38,091
-so what do you think?
482
00:27:40,528 --> 00:27:42,269
Do we look like real lifeguards?
483
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:43,836
-you both look great.
484
00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:46,534
-wait, don't touch those
Controls, keep running.
485
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:47,491
-why?
486
00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:49,015
-just keep running.
487
00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:50,407
Kelly, I need
A flashlight and a mirror.
488
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:51,713
-what's going on?
489
00:27:51,844 --> 00:27:53,584
-sabrina: it's
Been tampered with.
490
00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:56,457
-tampered? What do you mean?
491
00:27:56,587 --> 00:27:59,460
-just keep running, whatever
You do, don't slow down.
492
00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:07,207
That's a pressure
Sensitive switch.
493
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:09,992
-and a motion fly wing.
494
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,038
-an accelerator mechanism.
495
00:28:12,168 --> 00:28:13,474
If you slow down
Or try to get off,
496
00:28:13,604 --> 00:28:14,823
The mechanism will be triggered.
497
00:28:14,954 --> 00:28:15,955
-triggered to do what?
498
00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,000
-you'd rather not know.
499
00:28:19,349 --> 00:28:20,873
[beeping]
500
00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:21,917
-what was that?
501
00:28:22,048 --> 00:28:23,397
-it's speeding up.
502
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,791
[breathing heavily]
503
00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:28,054
-keep running.
504
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:30,883
We gotta figure
This out and fast.
505
00:28:31,013 --> 00:28:33,624
[breathing heavily]
506
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,149
-it's speeding up again.
507
00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:39,152
-kelly: hang in there,
Logan. Keep running.
508
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:44,026
-it must be
One of these two wires.
509
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:46,246
-whichever one you
Think you should cut,
510
00:28:46,376 --> 00:28:47,551
Cut the other one.
511
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:48,944
-that's what he
Expects us to do.
512
00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,210
-no, not if he expects
That's what you'd expect,
513
00:28:54,341 --> 00:28:55,995
He'd expect.
514
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,474
You gotta cut the one he
Doesn't expect that you'd cut.
515
00:28:57,605 --> 00:28:59,607
-unless he expects
Us what we'd expect
516
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,739
And he did the opposite.
517
00:29:04,090 --> 00:29:07,484
-can't look back,
Which wire to choose?
518
00:29:07,615 --> 00:29:10,400
Dead while you win,
Alive while you lose.
519
00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,755
-not if he'd expect what
You'd expect he'd expect.
520
00:29:16,885 --> 00:29:19,627
You have to do the opposite
Of what he'd expected
521
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,455
You'd suspect he'd do.
522
00:29:21,585 --> 00:29:23,631
-do something and hurry.
523
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,113
-maybe I should
Just cut both wires.
524
00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:28,854
-he'd never expect that.
525
00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:37,166
-what if he did?
526
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,259
-whoa!
527
00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:48,699
-are you okay?
528
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,353
-I'm fine.
-sabrina: good.
529
00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:52,573
Okay, logan, you
Stay here, okay?
530
00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:54,357
We'd better make a quick change.
531
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:55,794
-good thinking.
-where are you going?
532
00:29:55,924 --> 00:29:57,230
-well, he must be
Somewhere nearby.
533
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,666
Jack ripley never puts on a show
534
00:29:58,797 --> 00:29:59,798
Without being somewhere
In the audience.
535
00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:01,147
Kelly, let's go.
536
00:30:03,453 --> 00:30:05,281
[breathing heavily]
537
00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:07,631
-thank you very much, I'm
Here all week. Try the veal.
538
00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:09,155
Thank you, thank you.
539
00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,176
-there he is!
540
00:30:32,178 --> 00:30:33,744
We'll never catch him on foot.
541
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,616
-no, but we can
Catch him on that.
542
00:30:35,746 --> 00:30:36,573
Come on, sabrina.
543
00:30:36,704 --> 00:30:38,053
-good thinking, kelly.
544
00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:55,810
-what's happening, baby?
545
00:30:55,941 --> 00:30:56,942
You wouldn't happen to be going
546
00:30:57,072 --> 00:30:58,378
To heartbreak hotel, would ya?
547
00:30:59,292 --> 00:31:01,076
-no, but I'd be happy to
Drive you back to the hospital
548
00:31:01,207 --> 00:31:02,121
Where you can get help.
549
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:03,949
-no, thank you, very much.
550
00:31:04,079 --> 00:31:06,386
I'm afraid "Jailhouse rock" was
Never one of my favorites.
551
00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,693
You happen to see
"Viva las vegas," baby?
552
00:31:10,433 --> 00:31:11,782
-yeah.
553
00:31:11,913 --> 00:31:12,827
-then, you know I
Can handle myself
554
00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:14,568
Behind the wheel, don't ya?
555
00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:16,831
[jill screaming]
556
00:31:24,447 --> 00:31:27,450
-excuse me, sir,
We need to borrow that.
557
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:29,975
It's an emergency.
It's a matter of life and death.
558
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,153
-hey, that's not mine.
559
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,397
-there.
560
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:07,926
-where are you going?
561
00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,189
-now if I were
To tell you that,
562
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:11,538
It wouldn't be
A secret, would it?
563
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,456
-sabrina: bring me closer.
564
00:32:32,863 --> 00:32:34,561
-the promise of
Two little people going after
565
00:32:34,691 --> 00:32:36,824
A hill of beans in this
Crazy mixed up world.
566
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:39,653
Here's looking at you,
Sweetheart. [laughs]
567
00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:47,443
-are you crazy?
568
00:32:47,574 --> 00:32:51,317
-crazy, crazy? You
Want to see crazy?
569
00:32:51,447 --> 00:32:54,885
I'll show you crazy! [laughs]
570
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,022
-freeze, mister!
571
00:33:01,153 --> 00:33:02,806
-what are you? Goofy?
572
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:06,114
Kill us all! We're gonna crash!
573
00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:18,083
[sighing]
574
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,131
-end of the line, jack.
575
00:33:23,262 --> 00:33:24,480
-it's over.
576
00:33:25,307 --> 00:33:28,528
-well, nancy told me
There'd be days like this.
577
00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:35,056
And that's the way it is.
I'm going back to camarillo.
578
00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:40,844
-you really are angels.
You saved us.
579
00:33:41,410 --> 00:33:42,716
-it's all in a day's work.
580
00:33:43,456 --> 00:33:45,458
-we're just doing our jobs.
581
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:48,113
After all,
We're charlie's angels.
582
00:33:54,989 --> 00:33:58,297
[phone ringing]
583
00:33:58,427 --> 00:33:59,385
-caroline.
584
00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:02,562
Caroline? Hey, get the phone.
585
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,520
-oh, yeah, of course.
586
00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:05,565
-thanks.
587
00:34:07,828 --> 00:34:11,484
-hello? Yeah.
588
00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:15,879
Wow, are you positive?
589
00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,841
Well, thank you, thank
You very much for calling.
590
00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:23,626
-stephanie: what
Was that about?
591
00:34:24,192 --> 00:34:25,150
-looks like we
Don't have to worry
592
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,977
About jack ripley any more.
593
00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:29,284
Three eyewitnesses saw him
Boarding a plane to brazil.
594
00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:33,462
-well, at least they'll
Be out of our hair.
595
00:34:34,507 --> 00:34:37,292
-hey, can you imagine us with
Hair like charlie's angels?
596
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:39,207
-no.
597
00:34:40,208 --> 00:34:41,470
-well, I can.
598
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,908
-well, at least we can
Go to the party after work
599
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:46,649
And not worry about anything.
600
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,218
-bye.
-bye.
601
00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:55,136
Charlie's angels. [laughs]
602
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,284
-hey, any of you
Guys seen logan?
603
00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:15,200
-well, I saw him
When we first got here
604
00:35:15,330 --> 00:35:16,462
But I haven't seen him lately.
605
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:19,900
-ladies and gentlemen,
Please focus
606
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:21,336
Your attention on the curtain.
607
00:35:21,467 --> 00:35:23,860
The magic show is
About to begin.
608
00:35:23,991 --> 00:35:25,862
-I didn't know there was
Gonna be a magic show.
609
00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:27,429
-I love magic.
610
00:35:28,474 --> 00:35:30,171
-so does logan,
I wish he was here.
611
00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:33,174
-let's go over
There. Thank you.
612
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:34,784
-thanks.
613
00:35:39,354 --> 00:35:41,139
-ladies and gentlemen,
Please welcome
614
00:35:41,269 --> 00:35:45,143
The master of escape
And illusion, raja wansey.
615
00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,450
[applause]
616
00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:50,757
-thank you, thank
You very much.
617
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,934
I hold in my hand an
Authentic straight jacket
618
00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:56,676
From the state mental hospital.
619
00:35:56,806 --> 00:36:00,070
In a moment, you will witness
An effort to cheat death.
620
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:03,291
An impossible escape
From a watery grave.
621
00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,946
Should the escape
Prove un-doable,
622
00:36:06,076 --> 00:36:10,168
I insist that no one
Make a rescue attempt.
623
00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:12,474
Thank you.
624
00:36:18,001 --> 00:36:19,307
-don't you think
That's strange?
625
00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:20,700
-what?
626
00:36:21,962 --> 00:36:23,790
-that he actually mentioned
That the straight jacket
627
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,183
Was from a state
Mental hospital.
628
00:36:25,313 --> 00:36:27,185
-oh, stephanie,
What are you getting at?
629
00:36:28,447 --> 00:36:30,188
-well, ripley escaped from one.
630
00:36:30,318 --> 00:36:33,234
-come on, three people saw
Ripley board a plane to brazil.
631
00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:37,369
-I know, I know, I
Know, but an illusionist
632
00:36:37,499 --> 00:36:39,588
Can make people see things
That don't really happen.
633
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:44,332
-and
Now the tent drop.
634
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,973
-something is wrong here.
635
00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:26,069
Logan.
636
00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:37,603
Cj, caroline, that's logan down
There in the straight jacket!
637
00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:30,569
-are you okay?
638
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:33,136
-he's okay, let's go.
639
00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:46,062
-you have learned
Well, grasshopper.
640
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,506
You know, peg,
You fight like a girl.
641
00:39:08,737 --> 00:39:10,783
You wouldn't hit a man
With glasses, would you, lady?
642
00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,002
Lady, no!
643
00:39:23,273 --> 00:39:25,363
-hasta la vista, baby.
644
00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:28,278
-jack: I tell ya, I get
No respect from anybody.
645
00:39:44,251 --> 00:39:45,644
-so, where are we gonna eat?
646
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:47,472
-oh, I can't go
To dinner tonight.
647
00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:49,996
-neither can I.
-why? Where are you going?
648
00:39:50,126 --> 00:39:52,172
-they're holding open auditions
For the "Charlie's angels"
Movie.
649
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:54,522
-we're gonna show them that
We're the real thing.
650
00:39:55,131 --> 00:39:56,263
-well, what about me?
651
00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,526
-well, what about you?
652
00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,310
I thought you weren't
Into the "Charlie's angels."
653
00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:02,661
-well, I'm not,
I mean, I wasn't.
654
00:40:03,357 --> 00:40:06,969
I don't know, I guess, I think
I'd make a pretty good angel.
655
00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,797
-you think so, huh?
656
00:40:08,928 --> 00:40:12,061
-yeah, just ask jack ripley.
657
00:40:12,192 --> 00:40:13,498
-caroline: oh, really?
658
00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:14,716
-really.
659
00:40:14,847 --> 00:40:16,805
Freeze, mister!
660
00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:18,894
[laughing]
661
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:22,420
-ladies,
There's a phone call for ya.
662
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,204
-who is it?
663
00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,945
-I don't know, some
Guy named charlie.
664
00:40:32,255 --> 00:40:33,082
-stephanie: excuse me!
665
00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:34,519
-caroline: sorry!
666
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,653
-charlie? Is that you?
667
00:40:39,872 --> 00:40:41,743
-charlie:
Yes, angels, it's me.
668
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,877
I think I may have
Another case for you.
669
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:54,452
[theme music playing]
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