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-[theme music playing]
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-♪ some people stand
In the darkness ♪
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♪ afraid to step
Into the light ♪
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♪ some people need
To help somebody ♪
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♪ when the edge of
Surrender's in sight ♪
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♪ don't you worry
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♪ it's gonna be all right
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♪ 'cause I'm always ready
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♪ I won't let you
Out of my sight ♪
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ never you fear
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♪ oh, don't you fear
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ forever and always
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♪ I'm always here
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♪ 'cause I'm always ready
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♪ I won't let you
Out of my sight ♪
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ never you fear
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♪ no, don't you fear
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♪ I'll be ready
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♪ forever and always
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♪ I'm always here
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-[crowd chatter]
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-I'm sure the
Lifeguards in hawaii
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Want c.J. To stay in the
Exchange program another week,
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But tell them we need
Her back here by tuesday.
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-man on speaker: will do.
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-[phone rings]
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-[makes static sound]
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Thank you for calling
Don brand productions.
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At the sound of the tone,
Please leave us a message.
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[makes beeping sound]
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Dolores, it's me. Dolores,
Hey. What did nbc say?
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Yeah. They passed?
What are you talk--
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Cbs said it's a
Ripoff? Hey, look.
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I had dinosaur park before
Jurassic park was even a book.
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Abc said what?
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Well, what do they know? They
Passed on all in the family.
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-garner: hey, you!
Hold it right there!
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-what?
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-hey! Hey! Somebody
Help us out here!
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-boat fire off tower 11.
It's a rescue code three.
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-help!
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Hey, somebody help!
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-[siren wailing]
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-garner: could
Use some help here.
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-sorry, we're busy.
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-hey!
-[yells]
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-dolores, you
Won't believe this!
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I'm seeing a whole new
Action-adventure scene
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Unfolding right
Before my very eyes.
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-[yells]
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-ah-- uh-- no more dinosaurs!
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Yes, lifeguards!
And they're wearing--
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They're wearing bathing
Suits. Lovely bathing suits.
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And beautiful people, and--
Listen, listen.
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We're going to
Call it rescue bay.
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Yeah! That's right.
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Copyright that. Get out.
Get it copyrighted.
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I'll call ya later.
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Oh, daddy take me downtown!
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-[shouting]
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-[dramatic music]
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-lady: hey!
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-son, I need your kite.
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-[dramatic music]
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-[grunts]
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-oh!
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-all right. Get up.
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-ah!
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-help! Help!
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-[dramatic music]
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-ooh!
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-help! Help! Help!
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-back me up.
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Take my hand.
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-you guys okay?
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-yeah. See you on shore.
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-okay, let's go in.
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-that was great, you guys.
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-woo!
-[laughs]
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-good going out there.
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-thanks. Did you get your man?
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-yeah. Wrapped him up
And shipped him off.
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-great.
-whoa, congratulations!
This was unbelievable!
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Holy-- that thing you did with
The kite was fantastic!
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It was perfect counterpoint
To the action in the water.
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And you were absolutely amazing!
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-thank you. Now
Excuse us, please.
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We have to get back
To work. See you guys.
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-look, just pretend
I'm not here, okay?
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He's alive.
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-I'd rather not pretend.
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-hey, hey, listen.
Just a quick question.
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Uh, you ever thought
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Of putting monster
Wheels on these trucks?
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Oh, just a thought.
Monster wheels.
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-let me take a wild guess.
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You're in the film
Business. A producer.
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-well, television.
Serious television. Don brand.
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Yeah, I produce, direct,
Write, everything.
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How would you like to--
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-I wouldn't.
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-ah. Can I ride
Along with you, maybe?
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-no.
-I-- hey, I've done ride-alongs
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With the lapd and
Sheriff's department. Hey!
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Hey, come on!
Wouldn't you rather cooperate
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And have an accurate portrayal
Of lifeguards in action?
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-come on, yourself. You're
Talking about television.
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-who do I have to talk
To to arrange something?
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-I don't know. The chief.
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-chief. Chief.
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-[exciting music]
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-a series about lifeguards.
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I can't believe no one's
Ever thought of this before!
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Ah! [exclaims]
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Yeah, don't forget to get
Some of these beach hummers
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-what is that tv hustler guy
Doing on one of our trucks?
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-it's a ride-along.
Division approved it.
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-I don't believe this.
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-I sort of advised him
To talk to the chief.
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-you? Oh, perfect. You.
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-I just wanted
To get rid of him.
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-if this guy gets in
The way, I'm tellin' ya.
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-well, he wants to
Include our boat rescue
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In his pilot episode. [chuckles]
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And he's said that some of us
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Might be able to play ourselves.
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-hello? These hollywood-types
Will say anything to get a deal.
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-it's not so far
Fetched, ya know.
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I studied drama in college.
-mitch: oh.
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-I even played medea once.
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-oh. So you wanna be on tv, now?
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-I don't know.
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The more I think about it,
Why not? Wouldn't you?
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-no way! 100 percent, no way!
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-so who make better
Lifeguards: men or women?
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-um, men, definitely. Come on.
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Men are better in every
Aspect of this job.
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-women, definitely.
We have much better instincts
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'cause we can solve
Problems before they happen.
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-now, matt says you're a couple.
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Does that make it
Harder to work together?
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-yeah, sometimes.
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-harder? Never, no.
It never get in the way at all.
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-that's strange.
Summer said it does.
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-she did?
-yeah.
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That's funny.
Matt says men make better
Lifeguards than women.
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-he did?
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-hey, look. I'm
Just here to observe,
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Just go on about your business.
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We'll check up back here,
Whatever you gotta do.
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Because I don't want to affect
Things any way, shape, or form,
Okay? Hey, I just wanna--
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Wow, drama. I love it.
Beautiful.
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♪ everything I see
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-♪ makes my heart beat ♪
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♪ I'm falling deep
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♪ everything I see
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♪ makes my heart beat
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♪ I'm falling deep
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♪ I'm in a lucid state of mind
Watching everything below ♪
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♪ you see me walking on the streets
On my face there's a glow ♪
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♪ start my morning with a coffee
She's in green little hottie ♪
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♪ brown hair smoking body
I just smile, you can stop me ♪
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♪ I'm at the beach, in the morning fog
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♪ fell in love with lululemon,
Walking her dog ♪
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♪ in line at the corner store
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♪ knew it would last forever
When she walked in the door ♪
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♪ everything I see
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♪ makes my heart beat
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♪ I'm falling deep
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♪ everything I see
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♪ makes my heart beat
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♪ I'm falling deep
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♪ it only took one second
To know that I want you ♪
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♪ to know that I need you
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♪ I hope that you'd need me too
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♪ I'll be waiting for you to come over
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♪ and tell me you love me
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♪ that'd be too easy
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♪ I'll be here waiting
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♪ everything I see
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♪ makes my heart beat
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♪ I'm falling deep
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♪ everything I see
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-the human drama?
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-yeah. You know, the
Personal side of lifeguarding.
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I mean, I want this show to
Be as much about the people
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As I do about the action.
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I mean, people are
Not gonna come back
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And watch rescue
Bay week after week
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Unless they--
They like the people.
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Unless they can
Share their lives.
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-[chuckles] Nothing to
Do with women in bikinis?
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-well, hey, doesn't hurt.
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But you know, people will
Just not watch this show
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Unless we tell really
Good stories about
Interesting people.
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You're interesting, stephanie.
Tell me a good story.
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Tell me a personal story.
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-well, I probably shouldn't
Be telling you this,
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But mitch and I dated
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When I first started
Lifeguarding here.
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And then we split up.
Well, actually, I left.
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See, I was married at the
Time, but mitch didn't know.
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Well, actually, I was separated.
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Is this boring to you?
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-oh, no. Please keep going.
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-so I finally got divorced
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And when I came back
To work at baywatch,
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It was really awkward
Because I was mitch's boss.
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But now, everything's fine.
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But it was really
Dramatic at the time.
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-oh, drama. I love drama.
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-look, come on, mitch.
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-oh, no, no, no.
-everyone's told me
About their personal life.
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Why won't you?
-look, let's get
One thing straight.
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I don't want anything
To do with this. Got it?
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-yeah. Okay. So you ever had an
Affair with a colleague?
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-are you deaf?
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-no. I'm just persistent, man.
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Look, come on, mitch. We gotta
Get together on this thing.
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Life is short and so is my
Shooting schedule. [chuckles]
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Look, I'm only
Going to be shooting
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On your beach here for two days.
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-you're filming an
Entire pilot in two days?
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-no. An entire
Presentation, you see?
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Networks don't splurge
On pilots anymore.
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It's just a little ten minutes.
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You slap together a
Scene, some dialogue,
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A main title, you know.
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And they either put you
On the fall schedule,
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Or pow, you're a ghost.
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-based on ten minutes?
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-hey. This is gonna be
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The best ten minutes
They've ever seen.
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See, look. I got a
Feeling about you, mitch.
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Look, wait, wait. I want
You to play mike tower.
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-who?
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-mike tower, the character
I'm basing on you.
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I want you to play him.
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-forget it.
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-no, wait! Look, man, c'mon!
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You could be a big star!
You've got everything.
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The hair, the eyes, the
Sex appeal, the hair.
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-thanks, but no thanks.
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-look, look. Well, hang on.
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I'm telling you, you
Could do this. Trust me.
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-trust? Look, I don't know
What it's like in hollywood,
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But in my world, trust
Has gotta be earned.
253
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,771
-trust has gotta be earned?
254
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,164
I like that line. That's
Pretty good. What is it?
255
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,166
In my world, trust is--
Is what? Say it again.
256
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,647
-trust has got to be earned.
-[engine starts]
257
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,475
-trust has got to
Be earned. Solid.
258
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,956
Look, if you change you
Mind we're casting tomorrow--
259
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,348
Tomorrow morning.
260
00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,789
-[energetic rock music]
-[people chattering]
261
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,793
-yeah, here.
262
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,230
-lady: thanks.
-you're welcome.
263
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,796
-lady: thanks.
264
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:47,887
-he's coming
Right now. Ask him.
265
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,062
-no, you ask him.
-matt: ask him.
266
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:50,846
-mr. Brand?
-yeah?
267
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,369
-who's gonna be
Playing matt and me?
268
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,110
-oh, your characters
Are already cast.
269
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,895
I've got elaine elliot,
David battle,
270
00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:57,679
Big day-time soap opera stars.
271
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,682
Huge following and they
Both have network deals.
272
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,945
-isn't he that real
Muscle-bound guy?
273
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,686
-yeah, but I mean,
He's kinda sensitive
274
00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,470
And did I mention he
Has a network deal?
275
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,037
-well, what is she like?
276
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,517
-mm, I dunno.
277
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,823
Cute, perky, athletic,
And a big network deal.
278
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,263
-[both] Network deals? [scoffs]
279
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,270
-garner: hey, stephanie.
-hi.
280
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,185
-hey. I thought you'd
Be out there auditioning.
281
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,143
-see those two
Women over there?
282
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,362
-garner: mm-hmm.
283
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,146
-they're network
Casting directors.
284
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,626
They're gonna have everyone
Run and swim first,
285
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:32,757
And then, they'll
Narrow down the field.
286
00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,672
-[laughs]
287
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,805
-don wants me to go last so
I'll stand out by comparison.
288
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,111
-mhmm.
289
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:43,333
Why are the
Actresses all blonde?
290
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:51,515
-um. I guess so I'll
Really stand out.
291
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:56,868
-hey, listen, sweetheart.
292
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,305
Just a little last
Minute coaching, okay?
293
00:15:58,435 --> 00:16:00,089
When you get out there,
Just be yourself.
294
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,744
If you do, you'll blow
The competition away.
295
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,964
-um. Don, we were
Just wondering,
296
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,401
Why are all the
Actresses blonde?
297
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,100
-well, the network wants
Your character to be blonde,
298
00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,406
But there's no problem there
299
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:13,973
Because we can
Just dye your hair.
300
00:16:14,103 --> 00:16:14,799
Ya know, you just go
Out there and be you.
301
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:17,367
-[chuckles]
302
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,543
-and you. Man, I got a guy
That looks so much like you,
303
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:22,503
He's even more you
Than you. [laughs]
304
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:25,767
-probably wesley
Snipes. [chuckles]
305
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:29,553
-uh, more like sherman
Hemsley. [laughs]
306
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:31,164
See ya.
307
00:16:31,294 --> 00:16:32,774
-by the way, you
Know, stephanie,
308
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,123
Mitch's character's goin' first.
309
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,995
Uh, where is he?
310
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,737
-uh, he's busy. Very busy.
311
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,044
-couldn't bare to watch, huh?
312
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,394
-you got it.
313
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:49,878
-[energetic rock music]
314
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,585
-♪ maybe it's the way you move
315
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,110
♪ that keeps me up at night
316
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,677
♪ cause baby you're the dream
317
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,289
♪ I want to be just like
318
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,900
♪ maybe I can get it right
319
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,163
♪ just gotta check out the view
320
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:18,863
♪ hey! I wanna be just like you yeah!
321
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,476
♪ you make it look so good
322
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:25,087
♪ I can hardly believe it's true
323
00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,220
♪ you do it with your own style
324
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,223
♪ I wanna be just like you
325
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,834
♪ you're taking me higher and higher
326
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:35,271
♪ baby you know it's true
327
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:38,753
♪ I wanna be just like you
328
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,627
♪ maybe it's the countdown
329
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,195
♪ 'cause I'm running outta time
330
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,719
♪ I get a little closer
331
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,113
♪ to getting it right
332
00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:54,203
♪ baby you're the real thing ♪
333
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,336
♪ and what I know is true
334
00:17:56,466 --> 00:18:01,080
♪ I wanna be just like you - yeah!
335
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:04,866
♪ gonna go the extra mile
336
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:07,390
♪ wanna check out the view
337
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,436
♪ do with it a little style
338
00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:12,743
♪ I wanna be just like you
339
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:15,355
♪ taking it higher and higher
340
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,661
♪ baby you know it's true
341
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:22,188
♪ I wanna be just like you - yeah!
342
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,930
♪ and if I fall
343
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,629
♪ know I'll try
344
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,110
♪ again someday
345
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,332
♪ I'm gonna ride
346
00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:39,074
♪ the highest wave
347
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,731
♪ yeah!
348
00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:46,777
♪ you make it look so good ♪
349
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,563
♪ I can hardly believe it's true
350
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,652
♪ you do it with your own style
351
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:55,090
♪ and I wanna be just like you
352
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:57,397
♪ you're taking me higher and higher
353
00:18:57,527 --> 00:18:59,616
♪ baby you know it's true
354
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,924
♪ I wanna be just like you
355
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,969
♪ wanna be just like
356
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,887
♪ I wanna be just like you yeah
357
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,586
♪ I wanna be just like
358
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:17,634
♪ I wanna be just like you yeah
359
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:22,465
-hi.
360
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,911
-garner ellerbee,
Meet sly hutchinson.
361
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:38,133
-in person, my brother.
Large and in charge.
362
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,702
-[laughs] This is unbelievable.
363
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:45,358
-[chuckles] This
Is unbelievable.
364
00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:47,838
-[scoffs]
-oh yeah, I can play
Him with my eyes closed.
365
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,579
Ain't nothin' but a thing.
366
00:19:51,451 --> 00:19:53,888
-well, I'll leave you two
Guys alone. Open up to him.
367
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,630
Before the end of the day,
368
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,762
You won't know whether
You're lookin' in a mirror
Or sly, here. [chuckles]
369
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:02,549
-[laughs]
370
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,507
-[laughs]
371
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,209
Hm.
372
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,693
-[chuckles]
373
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,654
-well, what happened?
374
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,743
Did they like me?
Did I get the part?
375
00:20:22,873 --> 00:20:25,311
-are you kidding?
They loved you.
You knocked 'em out, I tell ya.
376
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,660
Listen, I'll tell you what.
I'll call you right after
We make the final decision.
377
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,183
You should feel very
Good about this.
378
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,403
-I do. Thank you.
379
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,969
-hey, listen, I gotta
Go audition a victim.
380
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:34,363
-okay. Yes!
381
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,149
-come on, will you
Guys show me some panic?
382
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,021
Wave your arms, come on!
383
00:20:40,151 --> 00:20:42,502
What are you doin'? This isn't
The joffrey ballet, move!
384
00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,155
Get the big guy to move.
385
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,245
-[shouting in distress]
386
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,868
-help! Help!
387
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,913
-victims in the water!
388
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:07,178
-wave, come on!
389
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:10,834
-[dramatic music]
390
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,665
-who is that?
She's not on the list.
391
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,363
-don: I dunno.
392
00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:21,541
-let's get her name.
393
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:30,898
-[inhaling and exhaling loudly]
394
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:44,694
-[inspirational rock music]
395
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,007
-stephanie.
396
00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:56,967
-c.J., welcome home!
How was hawaii?
397
00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:59,796
-oh, god, the lifeguard
Exchange was great!
398
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,407
But I can't believe
They're filming
399
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,713
A tv series pilot
Here on the beach!
400
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,759
-I know. Can you believe it?
401
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:07,978
And the character
Are based on us.
402
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,415
-I heard.
403
00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,242
-you know, when I
Was a little girl,
404
00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:13,680
I worshiped kathryn
Hepburn and sophia loren.
405
00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:17,901
I mean, they were so
Strong and so beautiful.
406
00:22:18,032 --> 00:22:19,816
I can't believe I may
Actually get the chance
407
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:21,470
To become an actress
Like they were.
408
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,605
Woo, you're workin'
Out there pretty hard.
409
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,128
-I gotta firm up.
410
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:30,000
-right now? You
Haven't even changed.
411
00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:36,180
-well, I got cast in the show!
412
00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,837
-you got cast?
413
00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:43,100
-yeah! As a lifeguard
Named shelia.
414
00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,102
My script's in the bag.
415
00:22:56,766 --> 00:23:00,422
-shelia and mike tower embrace
In front of the fireplace?
416
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:05,296
C.J., this is me! It's
Mitch and me! I'm shelia.
417
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,648
-well, steph, I'm sorry. They--
418
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:10,780
The casting director
Saw me make a rescue
419
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,913
And she said I was
Perfect for the part.
420
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,481
-how can you be more
Perfect to play me
421
00:23:15,611 --> 00:23:16,786
Than I am to play me?
422
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,353
I'm a more perfect
Me than you are!
423
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:22,052
-um. Well, the character's
Really only based on you.
424
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:29,625
-[exhales loudly] It's
Obvious that they cast you
425
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:34,064
Because you're blonde and
Built the way you are.
426
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,677
-that has nothing
To do with it.
427
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:39,809
-I mean, this is so typical.
428
00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:41,942
-[scoffs]
429
00:23:44,248 --> 00:23:47,774
It just so happens
That I can act.
430
00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:52,387
I played medea in high school.
431
00:23:52,996 --> 00:23:55,738
-oh yeah? Well, I
Played medea in college.
432
00:23:56,565 --> 00:24:00,482
-look. I don't want
To fight about this.
433
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,442
-well, what do you
Suggest that we do?
434
00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:09,099
-[knocking]
435
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:11,624
-what?
436
00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:13,669
-what, what, what?
437
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,150
-which one of us is
Best suited to play me?
438
00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:19,458
-she's not you.
She's based on you.
439
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:20,894
-you can be honest.
440
00:24:21,024 --> 00:24:23,070
-don't put me in
The middle of this.
441
00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,028
-well, it' wasn't my idea.
442
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,422
-mitch, look. This scene
Is about you and me.
443
00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:30,556
Come on, tell us which one
Of us plays me the best.
444
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,515
Here. You read mike tower.
445
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,867
-this is about us!
446
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:39,434
-I told you.
447
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:40,783
-well, how did brand
Get this information?
448
00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,657
-research.
449
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:47,834
-you told him intimate
Details about us?
450
00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:50,663
-mitch, the only reason
An audience will come back
451
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,403
To rescue bay week after week,
452
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,449
Is if they like the people
And want to share their lives.
453
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,800
Would you like to go first?
454
00:24:57,931 --> 00:25:00,542
-with pleasure.
455
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:03,763
We can share the script.
-mitch: no, that's okay.
456
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:06,287
I know the lines. Huh.
457
00:25:09,595 --> 00:25:11,858
-okay. Action!
458
00:25:11,988 --> 00:25:14,077
-oh!
459
00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:17,428
-so mike, did I catch
You on the rebound?
460
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:22,825
-no, shelia. You
Stole me at half court.
461
00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:26,394
-oh, so what do we do now?
462
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,746
-well, how 'bout a little game
463
00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:34,358
Of one-on-one in catalina?
464
00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:40,495
-how about a practice
Game right now?
465
00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:43,759
-[moans softly]
466
00:25:49,896 --> 00:25:51,114
-convincing enough?
467
00:25:52,202 --> 00:25:53,813
-yeah, that was...
468
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,120
That was really good.
469
00:25:57,817 --> 00:25:58,687
-okay.
470
00:25:59,383 --> 00:26:01,777
Move over. I'll show
You how it's done.
471
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,826
So, what do we do now?
472
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:08,044
-[scoffs]
473
00:26:09,219 --> 00:26:10,960
-come on, mitch! Concentrate.
474
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:14,747
So what do we do now?
475
00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:21,928
-how about a little game
Of one-on-one catalina?
476
00:26:23,451 --> 00:26:27,324
-how about a practice
Game right now?
477
00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:33,156
-[both moaning softly]
478
00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:38,335
-okay, okay, okay, cut!
479
00:26:38,466 --> 00:26:39,728
That's enough.
480
00:26:40,468 --> 00:26:42,557
-no one can play me like me.
481
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,994
-[chuckles]
482
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,823
-well, that doesn't
Change anything.
483
00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:49,912
The network still wants
Me to play shelia.
484
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,480
-come on, mitch. Can't
You talk to brand?
485
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,004
-no, no. The whole
Thing stops right here.
486
00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:57,354
I am not gonna get
Involved with this.
487
00:26:57,485 --> 00:26:59,139
-mitch, please--
-stephanie, ste--
488
00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:05,536
If the network doesn't
Want you to play shelia,
489
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:12,718
Then what better person
To play you than c.J.
490
00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,284
Because c.J. Knows you...
-yes.
491
00:27:14,415 --> 00:27:17,070
And she knows her
Way around the beach.
492
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:25,687
-you're right.
493
00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:32,999
Well, that's that, then.
494
00:27:34,217 --> 00:27:35,175
Good luck, c.J.
495
00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:40,615
I guess that's
All I have to say.
496
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:50,581
-mm.
497
00:27:58,198 --> 00:27:59,634
-boo!
498
00:27:59,765 --> 00:28:01,505
-what, what?
-mitch, hey. Perfect timing.
499
00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:04,291
Hey, listen. I have finally
Found the perfect mike tower.
500
00:28:04,421 --> 00:28:06,728
You, mike tower, same thing.
501
00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:09,644
Mitch, I want you to
Meet dolph apolganger.
502
00:28:14,214 --> 00:28:15,781
-it is good to meet you.
503
00:28:15,911 --> 00:28:17,260
-isn't he perfect?
504
00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:21,047
-could I talk to
You for a minute?
505
00:28:21,177 --> 00:28:22,831
-yeah, I gotta get 'ol dolphy
Down here to wardrobe, though.
506
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:24,398
I feel like you can show him
The ropes a little while.
507
00:28:24,528 --> 00:28:25,965
In fact, I want you to teach
Him everything you know.
508
00:28:26,095 --> 00:28:27,618
In fact, I tell ya what,
Pal. I'm gonna make you
509
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:30,883
My number one technical
Main man adviser, okay?
510
00:28:31,971 --> 00:28:34,800
-now, wait here. I'll be back.
511
00:28:37,498 --> 00:28:39,282
-I'll be back?
512
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:44,113
Unbelievable. This
Is unbelievable.
513
00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:50,467
-[indistinct talking]
514
00:28:54,297 --> 00:28:58,824
-[rock music]
515
00:29:17,407 --> 00:29:18,800
-we're ready for
You in five minutes.
516
00:29:21,324 --> 00:29:23,979
-[indistinct talking]
517
00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:29,202
-[women laughing]
518
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,909
-matt, look. She's
White as a ghost.
519
00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,477
-yeah, and he looks
Like a gorilla.
520
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,658
-we should've just
Played ourselves.
521
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,791
-well, remember, we
Don't have network deals.
522
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,446
-[indistinct talking]
523
00:30:16,989 --> 00:30:18,729
-yeah, just set that up
And mark it about ten feet.
524
00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:19,774
-you got it.
525
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,997
-officer. Yeah, officer.
526
00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:26,650
Look, pal. Time is
Money here, okay?
527
00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,609
We gotta clear the set.
528
00:30:28,739 --> 00:30:30,219
-oh yeah, sure.
-okay? I appreciate
What you do for me.
529
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:31,394
-I'll be right over here.
-can I get a coffee?
530
00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:38,662
-[swanky music]
531
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:43,754
-oh, excuse me.
532
00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,018
-oh, hey. [chuckles]
533
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:51,066
-lady: thanks. Bye.
534
00:30:58,334 --> 00:31:02,991
-uh, [chuckles] Sly, we
Don't wear weapons that large
535
00:31:03,122 --> 00:31:06,299
And uh, I certainly
Don't walk like that.
536
00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:10,085
-so what? This is tv, my man.
537
00:31:10,216 --> 00:31:12,348
Look here, if I
Played you as you,
538
00:31:12,479 --> 00:31:14,437
Wouldn't be nobody
Watchin' the show.
539
00:31:14,568 --> 00:31:16,178
-now wait just a second.
Let me tell you somethin'.
540
00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:18,485
I am responsible for--
-I'll tell you what, my brother.
541
00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,531
Why don't you take your
Responsibilities over there
542
00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:24,143
And uh, like practice
A little crowd control,
543
00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,971
Like a good brother. A'ight?
544
00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:31,106
A'ight. Ciao!
545
00:31:40,811 --> 00:31:43,814
-baby. [giggles]
-oh, excuse me?
546
00:31:44,554 --> 00:31:46,687
-oh, don't tell me
You're gettin' shy on me,
547
00:31:46,817 --> 00:31:48,515
Are ya, sly baby?
548
00:31:48,645 --> 00:31:50,299
-oh, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait.
549
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:55,043
Um, no, baby.
550
00:31:55,174 --> 00:31:59,656
You know me. Mr. Large
And in charge.
551
00:32:01,615 --> 00:32:03,922
-[crowd murmurs]
552
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,360
-[moans]
553
00:32:08,883 --> 00:32:10,058
-man: lucky guy.
554
00:32:14,062 --> 00:32:15,585
-whoa, hey!
555
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:17,979
-dawn?
556
00:32:20,112 --> 00:32:23,811
Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait
A minute, no no, uh-uh.
557
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,553
Wha-- wha--
What is up with this?
558
00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:29,034
-it's called uh,
Kissing, my man.
559
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:30,209
You should learn how to do it.
560
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:31,514
-sly?
561
00:32:31,645 --> 00:32:32,951
Uh, baby...
562
00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,390
Who are you?
563
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,175
-name's garner, and
It appears, mr. Sly,
564
00:32:40,306 --> 00:32:43,657
That I can play you better
Than you can play me.
565
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,920
-[crowd gasps]
566
00:32:50,316 --> 00:32:52,187
I am not one of your stunt men,
567
00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:55,147
So you need to be
Very, very careful.
568
00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:56,931
-cool, cool, cool.
569
00:32:57,062 --> 00:32:58,193
-my brother.
570
00:32:58,324 --> 00:33:00,065
-[groans]
571
00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:01,892
-[crowd murmurs]
572
00:33:07,855 --> 00:33:10,075
-all right--
[static drowns out speech].
573
00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:12,903
Can I have your att-- [static]
574
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,820
Can I have your attention?
Could you listen up, please?
575
00:33:16,951 --> 00:33:19,606
Here's what we're gonna do.
We got three camera
Positions on the beach
576
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,086
And two in the water.
577
00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:23,001
I wanna go all the way
Through this scene,
578
00:33:23,131 --> 00:33:25,046
So if you make any mistakes,
Just keep the action going.
579
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,482
You fake it, we'll make it.
580
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:27,701
We'll pick it up
Later in coverage.
581
00:33:27,831 --> 00:33:30,182
Okay, let's make this.
582
00:33:30,312 --> 00:33:32,619
Let's get a slate.
Camera's rolling.
583
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:35,796
-man: speed.
-sticks. And action!
584
00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:38,668
-[women laughing]
585
00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:42,498
-help!
586
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:50,593
-[siren blaring]
587
00:33:52,378 --> 00:33:54,206
-let's go, man! Come on!
588
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,949
-[laughing]
589
00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:04,129
-lady: oh, hey! Watch out!
590
00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:08,089
-man victim: hey! Help us!
-woman victim: over here!
591
00:34:15,488 --> 00:34:16,750
-what is this?
592
00:34:18,273 --> 00:34:20,797
-hollywood's accurate
Portrayal of lifeguards.
593
00:34:21,407 --> 00:34:24,584
-♪ there is a road
594
00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:28,457
♪ to feeling fine
595
00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:31,982
♪ we're playing a roll
596
00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:35,812
♪ for wandering eyes
597
00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:39,207
♪ look around
598
00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:42,819
♪ at the scenery
599
00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:46,432
♪ what do you see
600
00:34:47,172 --> 00:34:50,784
♪ there is a ghost
601
00:34:50,914 --> 00:34:54,135
♪ in your mind
602
00:34:54,701 --> 00:34:58,226
♪ you want it the most ♪
603
00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:01,925
♪ when it's on your dime
604
00:35:02,056 --> 00:35:05,407
♪ look around
605
00:35:05,538 --> 00:35:09,107
♪ what do you see
606
00:35:10,151 --> 00:35:14,329
♪ I'm not playing
607
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:20,292
♪ I'm just messing around
608
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:29,214
♪ I'm not playing
609
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:35,350
♪ I'm just messing around
610
00:35:35,959 --> 00:35:38,875
♪ this time around
611
00:35:44,359 --> 00:35:45,578
-this is a joke.
612
00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:06,816
♪ oh, I'm not playing
613
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:12,605
♪ I'm just messing around
614
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:16,174
♪ this time around
615
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:20,830
-oh, come on. That
Never happened.
616
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:27,576
♪ I'm just messing around
617
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,542
♪ I'm not playing
618
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:41,329
♪ I'm just messing around
619
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:45,725
-ready? Give it me.
A huge explosion, now.
620
00:36:48,118 --> 00:36:49,076
Not that huge.
621
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:53,385
-[dramatic music]
622
00:36:53,515 --> 00:36:55,256
-[distressed shouting]
623
00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:57,215
-[screams]
624
00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,219
-what happened?
625
00:37:01,349 --> 00:37:02,132
-the gas tanks were
Suppose to be empty.
626
00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:03,482
I-- maybe I--
627
00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:04,483
-stephanie: get outta my way!
628
00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:07,181
-coming through!
629
00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:10,793
-keep the cameras rolling,
Keep the cameras rolling!
630
00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,273
Keep the camera rolling.
631
00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:17,539
-[dramatic music]
632
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:20,063
-roll everywhere. Everything
We've got. Open it up.
633
00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:23,284
-man: pan with that.
Keep them in the rig
634
00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:27,767
-[dramatic music]
635
00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:34,295
-[crowd murmuring]
636
00:37:38,604 --> 00:37:41,998
-[breathing heavily]
637
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,016
-[coughing]
638
00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:21,037
[gasping]
639
00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:24,171
-hey, come on. Get
A close up of this.
640
00:38:27,174 --> 00:38:29,916
-still rolling. We got it.
641
00:38:31,744 --> 00:38:34,224
-[crowd murmuring]
642
00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:41,971
-you kept the cameras rolling.
643
00:38:42,102 --> 00:38:43,669
-hey, come on, mitch.
-how dare you exploit us
Like that!
644
00:38:43,799 --> 00:38:46,454
-look, what'd you
Want me do, man?
645
00:38:46,585 --> 00:38:48,282
Quit filming this and miss the
Most fabulous action sequence
Of the history of television?
646
00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:50,284
-get you butt off my beach.
-mitch, mitch, mitch!
647
00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:52,678
-I mean it! Let me go!
-mitch! No, mitch. It's
Not worth it. Come on.
648
00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:54,462
Mitch, mitch!
-all right, all right!
649
00:38:55,637 --> 00:38:57,117
-get off the beach right now
650
00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:59,424
Or you'll be filming the
Most fabulous broken nose
651
00:38:59,554 --> 00:39:01,077
In television history.
652
00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:06,779
-all right, everybody.
That's a wrap.
653
00:39:06,909 --> 00:39:07,867
[scoffs]
654
00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:10,130
-[crowd murmurs]
655
00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:19,400
-I have the tape.
I have the tape.
656
00:39:19,531 --> 00:39:21,402
-[group exclaims and claps]
657
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:23,665
-wait, wait. Where's garner?
658
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,754
-here I come. Here I come.
659
00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:28,670
-[crowd whoops]
660
00:39:28,801 --> 00:39:30,150
Can I say, ladies and gentlemen,
661
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,239
The lady prefers the real thing.
662
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,241
-baby's got it goin' on.
663
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,983
-baby's got it goin' on.
664
00:39:37,113 --> 00:39:38,854
-[group laughs]
665
00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:41,074
-all right. Well, let's see
If you got it goin' on in here.
666
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:41,988
Are you ready?
667
00:39:42,118 --> 00:39:43,946
Here we go! Rescue bay.
668
00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:46,122
-oh god, I can't watch this.
669
00:39:46,253 --> 00:39:48,821
-you're gonna be so
Great. All right!
670
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:52,390
-matt: oh, come on.
-you're gonna be great.
671
00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,405
-woman: look at this guy!
672
00:40:09,537 --> 00:40:10,625
-[grunts] I'll be back.
673
00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,192
-[laughs]
674
00:40:13,802 --> 00:40:15,500
-summer: oh, there she is.
675
00:40:15,630 --> 00:40:16,718
-man: great shot.
676
00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:19,112
-you look great!
677
00:40:19,242 --> 00:40:21,114
-hey, you did a good job.
678
00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:22,811
-looks good.
-you look good. You
Look really great.
679
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,424
-woman: uh-oh. Summer.
680
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,557
-honey. [laughs]
681
00:40:31,124 --> 00:40:33,953
-[group murmuring]
682
00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:35,476
-[laughs]
683
00:40:36,259 --> 00:40:38,958
-he looks like a
Gorilla. Give me a break!
684
00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:43,789
-[group exclaims]
685
00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:45,747
-stop.
686
00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:47,227
-[laughs]
687
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,491
-wow. That's amazing.
688
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:54,887
-what, that's it?
-that's all?
689
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:56,671
-where's the rest of the movie?
690
00:40:56,802 --> 00:40:58,368
-that's all brand cut
Together to show the network.
691
00:40:59,065 --> 00:41:00,762
-well, so what's happening?
I mean, are they gonna buy it?
692
00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:03,112
-nope. They passed.
693
00:41:03,243 --> 00:41:05,201
-[group exclaims]
-no, they didn't think the
Public would be interested
694
00:41:05,332 --> 00:41:07,029
In watching lifeguards
Running around on the beach.
695
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,204
I'm sorry.
696
00:41:08,814 --> 00:41:10,468
But they did say they
Were gonna sell the show
697
00:41:10,598 --> 00:41:12,905
To foreign countries and
Syndication here in the states.
698
00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:14,254
-foreign countries?
699
00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:15,864
-matt: well,
What's syndication?
700
00:41:15,995 --> 00:41:17,213
-summer: you know,
Like that show knight rider.
701
00:41:17,344 --> 00:41:18,171
-matt: oh yeah,
I've seen that show.
702
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,870
-I can't believe someone
Actually thought of this
703
00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,742
Before me. [scoffs]
704
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:37,973
-[ending theme music]
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