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12th precinct. Harris.
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Uh, no, ma'am. I'm sorry.
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We can't arrest your husband for
Going out in one of your dresses.
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Oh, it's one of
Your new dresses.
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Well, that I understand. Mm-hmm.
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Oh, you wanna
Teach him a lesson?
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Take one of his.
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You're welcome.
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Sounds like they
Got a lot in common.
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Yeah. Including size.
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Somebody got a new joke?
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Just another whacko phone call.
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Yeah, we get a lot more
Of those at night, don't we?
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Yeah. Damn things help us pass
The time, though, don't they?
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I suppose there is a
Lighter side to suffering.
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Right.
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Levitt and dietrich check in?
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No.
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Well, uh, they didn't
Request a backup
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On their, uh, silent alarm, so
We figured they're all right.
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All right. Keep me posted, okay?
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Oh, uh, just for
Everyone's information,
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I'll be leaving about
10:30 this evening.
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Mmm.
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If you need me, I'll be at home.
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But the shift isn't
Over until midnight.
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- I'm aware of that.
- oh.
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I mean, I didn't mean you
Had to stay to the very end.
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Of course you don't.
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Hey, come on. When was the last time I
Took off early for personal reasons?
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Barn, you don't have to...
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I mean, I know I don't have to.
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Liz is making a special
Dinner tonight, and I...
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Can you eat that late?
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I'm sorry. Go ahead.
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About 10:30.
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Please, mr. Fine.
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Look, uh, sergeant,
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I-I can't seem to
Make you understand.
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This is all just a
Ridiculous mix-up.
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That's a possibility.
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That's right.
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Or else you're a
Sniveling little liar
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Trying to talk your
Way out of a jam.
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I'm just playing the
Devil's advocate.
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Captain, this is stanley fine.
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We caught him in a computer
Room of levinson and brieston,
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A brokerage firm over on third.
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Captain, t-this is
All very explicable.
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I work there.
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I was just putting
In a little overtime.
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Yeah, he tripped the alarm
While he was jimmying the door.
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Caught him red-handed
With this, sir.
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It's a briefcase.
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I know what it is.
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It's filled with stamps.
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Stamps?
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Stamps, sir, of the
Postal variety, I believe.
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Captain, I don't claim to
Be an expert philatelist.
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I don't know much
About stamps...
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And I only glanced
At them for a second...
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But?
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Those suckers are expensive.
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Captain, see, that's
Just my hobby.
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That you carry around in the
Middle of the night in a briefcase?
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Oh, sure. See,
I... Oh, well, I...
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Stop it, now, stop it. You're
Going to hurt yourself.
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Dietrich, see if
There's anything
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On missing stamp collections
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And see who you can round
Up from that brokerage firm,
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Check out his story.
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Right. Want to have a
Seat over here, mr. Fine?
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Anything else, sir?
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Oh, uh, no, levitt. Thank you.
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Just get your report
In and you can go.
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Go where, sir?
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Home?
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Thank you, sir,
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But I would just rather
Stay and work another shift.
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Levitt?
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Sir, what is a cop
When he's not on duty
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And just sitting
Around in his room?
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Nothing... Just another civilian
Sitting around in his room.
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I'll be downstairs, sir.
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Hi, it's me. No, no, no,
No, nothing wrong.
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I just, uh... Just felt
Like calling 'cause I, uh,
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Been sitting here all night
Just thinking about, uh...
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Dinner.
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I'm famished.
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Oh, yeah? You too, huh?
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Oh, that's very fortunate.
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I'd love to hear about dessert.
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Uh-huh.
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Ohh.
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Oh, that sounds
More than appetizing.
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That sounds absolutely...
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- here you go, sir...
- levitt!
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Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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Levitt, you just don't
Walk in in the middle
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While two people are right...
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Beg your pardon, sir?
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Uh, liz... Uh, liz,
I'll have to, uh...
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Yes, it was him.
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I certainly will.
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Liz, I'll, uh... I'll
Call you back.
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Mrs., uh... Mrs.
Miller says hello.
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Oh, isn't that nice?
Won't you tell her that I...
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Levitt, what is it?
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Oh, it's the report, sir.
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It's the apprehension
Of fine, stanley, t.
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Levitt, you could have
Given that to dietrich.
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It's procedure, sir. I
Always give them to you.
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All right, all right.
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My best to mrs. Miller, sir.
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I hope you'll see
That she gets it.
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Your job is programming
The computer, right, mr. Fine?
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Yeah. And systems analysis.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Boring work done by
Boring people, right?
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On the contrary,
I find the field
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And the people who work
In it utterly fascinating.
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Really?
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Sure, most people think of you
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As stifling, frigid,
Crashing bores.
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Well, maybe not...
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But it's been my
Experience that people
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With obvious analytical
Minds as you have
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Are warm, sensitive human beings
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With a great sense of humor.
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Well, thank you.
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Did you happen to hear the
One about the univac 1108s
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Talking to each other?
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Dietrich?
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Yeah?
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Got a minute?
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Right.
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The punch line is...
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"Not in my databank you won't."
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I'll fill it in later for you.
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What's with fine?
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Uh, I got ahold of
Somebody in personnel.
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They say he definitely works
There, but he's on vacation,
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And they're trying to
Contact his supervisor now.
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Hmm. How about the stamps?
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Nothing on a hot sheet.
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Really?
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Curiouser and curiouser.
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Indeed.
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It's from alice in wonderland.
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Yeah, I know what it's from.
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Did you happen to catch
The x-rated version of it?
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No, but I'm sure you did.
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Yeah.
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Now I know why the cheshire
Cat's grinning all the time.
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I demand to be kept away
From that evil woman!
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Don't worry. We're going
To keep you all safe and snug.
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You don't seem to
Understand. She has powers!
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I don't need my powers
To chop you down,
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You pigeon of a man!
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I call upon the spirit
Of my grandmother!
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Hey, hey, hey! You can make
Your call anytime you want.
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Just be quiet for
A minute, okay?
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Harris, what, uh...
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You're not going
To believe it, barn.
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Try me.
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The disturbance call we answered
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Turned out to be the
Apartment of miss wiley here.
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I prefer to be
Called mother zilla.
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Right.
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We entered mother's place,
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And she and this joker here
Were screaming at each other
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And flinging objects
All over the room.
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Man, you're making
It sound so foolish.
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I was just trying to make
Her remove the curse.
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The curse?
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Oh, didn't I tell you
About the curse?
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Well, man, tell him
The whole story.
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She is an obeah woman.
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Oh, lord, at last. The
Toad is speaking the truth.
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I am obeah.
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Dietrich.
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Right. Obeah in
Jamaican culture,
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A form of voodoo
Originating in africa...
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Supposed supernatural
Powers, spiritual guidance,
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That sort of thing.
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You see, he understands.
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Oh, don't encourage him.
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All right, who's charging who?
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Mother here is charging this
Guy with assault and trespassing.
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This guy is, uh...
Dr. Anthony keeling.
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Doctor?
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Yes... Ear, nose, and throat.
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Johns hopkins class of '68.
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Harris, you want
To book dr. Keeling?
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This is all part of
Her spell! I know it is!
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Oh, come on, doc!
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Come where?
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To the world of reality.
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Uh, mother zilla?
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Mother, would you have
A seat right over here?
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Thank you.
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Sergeant wojciehowicz
Will be glad
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To help you fill
Out your complaint.
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Wojciehowicz.
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I bet it mean "Man among men."
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I don't know.
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I guess it could.
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You guys have a lot of
Fun around here, huh?
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Yeah, well, we manage
To have a laugh or two
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At humanity's expense.
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Could be more yucks.
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Hello.
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Address?
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1672 central park west.
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Classy neighborhood.
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I know.
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Phone number?
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She is staring at me again.
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Well, ignore it. She
Just wants attention.
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Phone number?
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Quit staring at
Me, you evil woman!
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For god's sake!
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Your soul is mine,
Anthony keeling!
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I reject that in the name
Of all that is sacred!
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Oh, this is really embarrassing.
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It is mine! It is mine!
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Let's have no more spells, no
More curses, no more shouting.
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- captain?
- what?
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That was mr. Fine's
Supervisor on the phone.
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He wants us to hold him
Until he gets down here.
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It seems that
Mr. Fine is suspected
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Of embezzling over half a
Million dollars from the firm.
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- half a million dollars?
- yep.
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Mr. Fine, do you, uh...
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Do you realize what it is
You're being accused of?
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It's true. I admit it.
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And, frankly, it's a relief
Just to get it off my chest.
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Honesty is the
Best policy, mr. Fine.
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Of course, insanity's
A better defense.
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Listen, I, uh...
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I'm afraid I won't
Be able to get home
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Quite as early as
I thought I would.
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Uh, no, something kind
Of complicated came up.
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I'm... I can't just walk.
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I will be there.
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Oh, come on, hey.
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Come on, not dessert
Again, will you?
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Hey, I got work to do.
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Captain? Whoops.
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Uh, I'll...
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I'll see you as soon as
I can... As soon as I can.
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I wasn't thinking. Like a
Fool, I came crashing in.
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Forget about it.
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No, no, no! Not dinner!
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I know what you mean.
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Dietrich!
257
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:40,529
Liz, I will be home
As soon as I can.
258
00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:44,700
Yes, I'll... I'll give him
Your regards, yes.
259
00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:47,369
Yeah, I-I... Okay.
260
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,260
Yeah, bye.
261
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:55,844
Oh, I got a report back
On the stamps that fine had.
262
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,213
Like I suspected,
263
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,448
They're worth hundreds
Of thousands of dollars.
264
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,716
Really?
265
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,152
He probably converted
The cash into stamps
266
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,354
So he could carry
Them around easy,
267
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,523
Sell them one at a
Time... Avoid suspicion.
268
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,092
- it's pretty shrewd.
- yeah.
269
00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,661
All right, let me know as soon
As the supervisor shows up.
270
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,884
Right.
271
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,000
Something else?
272
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,903
Oh, I-I couldn't help
Overhearing the conversation.
273
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:22,939
Yes?
274
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,473
I heard something about regards.
275
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:25,874
- oh.
- thought maybe...
276
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,911
No, you're right, you're
Right. They're yours.
277
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,413
Take them and get out.
278
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,781
Thank you.
279
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,951
Okay.
280
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,553
'cause I...
281
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,688
I wouldn't want them
If they were for wojo.
282
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,157
Of course.
283
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,658
- I'm flattered.
- good.
284
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,061
- I'm gone.
- bye.
285
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,362
Mother zilla was hired
286
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,998
By the mother of a
Girl I had been dating.
287
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,700
Trifled with some
Affections, did we?
288
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,770
I am not a trifling
Man, sergeant.
289
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,973
I only went out with the
Girl as a favor to her mother.
290
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,509
She turned out to
Be a very pretty girl,
291
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,579
But, unfortunately, she
Had the manners of a marine.
292
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,648
She got drunk, spit rum
At people, and picked fights.
293
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,118
Spirited, okay.
294
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,686
So I quit dating her.
295
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,656
That is when the
Curse was put on me.
296
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,491
Oh, curse, man!
297
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:19,695
Contributions to stereotypes
Are not tax deductible.
298
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,530
I resent that.
You're supposed to!
299
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,865
Unlike you people, sergeant,
300
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,867
I have taken control
Of my own destiny.
301
00:15:24,891 --> 00:15:26,135
"You people"?
302
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,570
Which "You people"
Are you referring to?
303
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,307
Sergeant, I am
Jamaican, I am proud,
304
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,609
And I still have my own beliefs.
305
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,412
Which include still taking
Seriously the mumbo jumbo
306
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,380
Of some old woman
Waving cat bones
307
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,082
And chicken lips in your face.
308
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,772
Yes.
309
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:49,258
All right, that part
Bothers me a little.
310
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,215
You happy?
311
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,099
Yes, sir?
312
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,135
I'm michael harvey of
Levinson and brieston.
313
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,892
Yes, sir. Be right
With you, sir.
314
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,507
Fine!
315
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,644
Uh, mr. Harvey, uh, sir.
316
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,913
You have abused your position!
317
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,472
Yeah, I'm aware of
That, mr. Harvey.
318
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,687
It was just something
That I felt compelled to do.
319
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,958
Have you no remorse?
No... No penitence?
320
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,926
No.
321
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,062
Just the half million.
322
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,165
Ah, I'm captain
Miller, mr., uh...
323
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,534
Michael harvey, vice
President in charge of finance.
324
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,137
Captain, we've been
Aware of fine's activities
325
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,272
For many months now.
326
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,140
However, I'm sure you're aware
327
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:43,279
That electronic embezzlement
Can be a very tricky matter.
328
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,682
No, that's really not in
My area of expertise, no.
329
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,218
In any case, we want
To thank you very much.
330
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,154
Now, if you will just
Release mr. Fine in my custody,
331
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,890
We'll see that... Whoa, whoa.
332
00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:57,125
Did you say, "Release
Mr. Fine in your custody"?
333
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:59,461
There's no question
About it. That's what he said.
334
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:02,331
- we all heard.
- all right, fine.
335
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,632
We, uh...
336
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:07,958
The firm would prefer to
Treat this matter internally.
337
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:14,010
Mr. Harvey, can I see
You in my office a minute?
338
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,677
If you insist.
339
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:17,568
Adamantly.
340
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,516
I'll be back.
341
00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:23,340
I'll be here.
342
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:28,023
Come on.
343
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,059
Put you in the cage.
344
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:34,129
So, I am to be penned
Up like a dog, eh?
345
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:39,401
You can pretend to be
Any little animal you wish.
346
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,071
Perhaps you wouldn't be
So condescending, sergeant,
347
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:47,176
If you had ever experienced
Firsthand the powers of obeah.
348
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,946
You know, I've never been
Inside a refrigerator, either,
349
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:55,239
But I'm quite sure the lights go
Out when the doors are closed.
350
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,351
Man!
351
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,393
It will work now.
352
00:18:19,865 --> 00:18:23,067
Of course it will work.
I shook it up enough.
353
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,540
See? I told you.
354
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,888
Can one ever be
Positive what goes on
355
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:35,146
In one's refrigerator?
356
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:48,036
The point is, captain,
We are a brokerage firm.
357
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,307
People trust us
With their money,
358
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,809
Sometimes huge sums of money.
359
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:58,948
Now, what kind of confidence
Would you have in a firm
360
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,882
That would allow itself
361
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:03,218
To be ripped off for
Half a million dollars
362
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:07,922
By some $15,000-a-year
Proletariat?
363
00:19:07,946 --> 00:19:10,892
Somehow I just can't seem
To get over the feeling
364
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,428
That there's something
Of an incentive here
365
00:19:13,452 --> 00:19:15,797
In condoning that
Kind of behavior!
366
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:18,267
Nobody's condoning anything!
367
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:22,304
I mean, he'll be reprimanded,
Possibly dismissed!
368
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,739
How brutal.
369
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,708
You know, there's something
We're both forgetting,
370
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:27,976
Mr. Harvey.
371
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,711
What's that?
372
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,413
The money.
373
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:36,318
Your man told me on the
Phone he converted it to stamps.
374
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,254
And unless you press charges,
Those stamps belong to him.
375
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:42,024
And he'll give it back.
376
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:44,882
- why?
- why?
377
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,024
Why?
378
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,974
Look, sergeant,
Do you have any idea
379
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,443
How long they're
Going to be in there?
380
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,480
Well, discussing procedure
Doesn't usually take too long,
381
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:08,805
But, uh, deciding the
Fate of a human being...
382
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,055
Hey, give him a
Couple of minutes.
383
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:15,857
Okay, dietrich.
384
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,592
Turn mr. Fine loose.
385
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:20,862
Uh, barn, uh, mother zilla's
Dropping the charges.
386
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,264
Oh?
387
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,500
Yeah, I, uh, pointed out to her
That she could do a lot more
388
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,136
To punish him with her powers
389
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,205
Than new york
City could with its.
390
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,007
You're learning.
391
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,710
All right, sweep it clean.
392
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,679
Okay. Clemency. Everybody goes.
393
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:40,215
This way.
394
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,552
Fine, I think you'll find
The firm very lenient
395
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,720
On this matter.
396
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,223
All we want you to
Do is return the money
397
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,024
And submit your resignation.
398
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,293
No further action will be taken.
399
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,195
And what do I get out of this?
400
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,897
You don't go to jail.
401
00:20:57,122 --> 00:21:01,203
No, what I want,
Mr. Harvey, is a raise.
402
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:06,374
Yeah, and a new title... Uh,
Director of data security.
403
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,143
Hey, I kind of like that.
404
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,778
This is unconscionable.
405
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,813
And the office next to yours.
406
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,948
I don't believe...
407
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,116
Mr. Harvey, you want
To sign that complaint?
408
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,107
We'll be glad to
Take it from there.
409
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,624
How much of a raise?
410
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:23,659
20,000.
411
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,494
- out of the question.
- stuff it.
412
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,096
You got it.
413
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,466
Thank you, captain.
414
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,768
Here's the stamps.
415
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,437
I'll take those.
416
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,807
You know, those stamps have
Probably appreciated more
417
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:41,243
Than the 20,000
You'll be paying me.
418
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,712
So it's not such
A bad deal, mike.
419
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,915
"Mike"?
420
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,840
Oh, didn't I mention that?
421
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,624
You know, you were right before.
422
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,459
Honesty is the best policy.
423
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,462
Of course, a little
Luck doesn't hurt, either.
424
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,399
You know, somebody once
Said, "True luck consists
425
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,434
"Not in holding the best
Of the cards at the table,
426
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:10,038
But knowing just when
To rise and go home."
427
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,440
Huh?
428
00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:13,163
Get out of here.
429
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:19,381
Well, this looks like
Goodbye, wojo man.
430
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,816
And thank you.
431
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:21,950
For what?
432
00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:25,020
For treating me like a lady.
433
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:26,822
It's no big deal.
434
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,358
Oh, yes, it is.
435
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:33,696
And if some people
Will try a little kindness
436
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,364
And respect first,
437
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:39,768
Perhaps the powers that
Be will be more tolerant.
438
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,738
Now, obeah can be
For good or evil.
439
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,941
Now, you remember
That, anthony keeling.
440
00:22:45,965 --> 00:22:48,465
And respect.
441
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:54,349
I remove the curse.
442
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:55,751
Ahh.
443
00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:59,254
Mother zilla, what can
I ever do to repay you?
444
00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:01,390
$50.
445
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:04,281
Mother zilla cannot eat respect.
446
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:11,166
You have a great stare.
447
00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:15,170
Hell of a night... From
Voodoo to computers.
448
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:17,339
And I don't
Understand either one.
449
00:23:17,363 --> 00:23:20,909
I mean, a guy steals a
Half a million dollars
450
00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:25,113
And walks out of here with a
Raise in pay and a better job?
451
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:29,184
Not exactly his just desserts.
452
00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:32,721
Dessert? Oh, my god!
453
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,923
You think he'd
Never eaten before.
454
00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,659
Wojo, I updated the log.
455
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:39,160
Just make sure the
Watch command...
456
00:23:39,184 --> 00:23:40,996
Sir, I worked up these
Manpower reports.
457
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,831
They're all wrong.
Do them again.
458
00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,265
Stop right there!
459
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:48,737
Stop right there...
And take this.
460
00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:50,405
What is it?
461
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,240
Don't worry.
462
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:56,311
You wave this two
Times over your bed,
463
00:23:56,335 --> 00:24:02,016
And souls who are separated
Will soon be reunited. Huh?
464
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,218
Wojo!
465
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,543
I didn't say anything. Honest.
466
00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:10,158
It will be all right. Here.
467
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,627
Thank you.
468
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,821
Not to worry, not to worry.
469
00:24:26,064 --> 00:24:27,543
- she said...
- two times.
470
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:28,865
Two times.
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