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You know, you seem to me like
A very compassionate person.
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So, what say you
Give me a break, huh?
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Just shut up, will
You? I'm typing.
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Come on, man.
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It's spring.
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I mean, there's
Something in the air.
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The pigeons are chirping.
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The grass is coming back
Up through the sidewalk.
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People are in the
Park throwing frisbees,
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Laying on blankets, making out.
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And you're out mugging them.
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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Good morning. Harris.
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It is?
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Problem with the appeal?
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Nah, everything's going okay.
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It's just that, uh...
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We already went
Through one trial,
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And now I got to go through
The whole thing all over again.
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It's better than giving
Ripner the judgment.
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Look, there is no way
On god's good earth
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I'm gonna give that
Sleazeball $320,000.
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You have that kind
Of money to give?
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No.
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That's why I'm not
Worried about it.
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Wojo: hi, barn.
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Mail call. Sergeant harris.
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Thanks, levitt.
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Take a puff. It's springtime.
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It's a beautiful day,
Sergeant dietrich.
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Ram it.
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Sir... Your mail.
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Month-end crime
Statistics. Thank you.
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I think you'd be pleased to note
That our precinct experienced
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A major surge in thefts
And personal assaults
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Over the past few weeks.
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Why would I be
Pleased to note that?
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Oh, simply thinking in
Terms of job security.
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For everyone but me, of course.
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Can I help you?
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Don't you remember me, sergeant?
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How could I forget?
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Yacov berger.
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The diamond dealer
Who was robbed.
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I was here just
A few years back.
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Oh, yes. Right, right.
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Uh, did you... Did you
Have the beard then?
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I'd like to speak with
Captain miller, please.
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Hold on.
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Barn? Yeah.
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Mr. Berger is
Here again. Ah, yes.
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Barn, excuse me. Uh...
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Ask him if he's got your $20.
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What $20?
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Oh, well, you...
Remember the amish guy?
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Yeah. What's that got
To do with mr. Berger?
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Uh... Nothing.
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Forget it.
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Mr. Berger.
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Captain miller. What
Can we do for you?
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You and your men once
Did me a very great service.
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You returned some very
Valuable merchandise.
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I want you to know
That I hold you all
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In very high regard for that.
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We were just doing
Our job, mr. Berger.
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I didn't come here to
Hand out compliments.
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I came to find out why
The police are not there
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When we need you.
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Well, what are you referring to?
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What am I referring to?
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At this very moment,
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A fine jewish man is
Lying in a hospital room...
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Semi-private...
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With three cracked
Ribs and a broken arm
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Because you people
Failed to respond.
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Uh, barney...
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A maintenance guy in the
Steam tunnels under houston
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Just reported some
People with guns.
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Barn, this could
Be gang activity.
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Better not take any chances.
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Break out some
Weapons. On my way.
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Make sure you got
Some uniforms as backup.
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Get on the phone to kogan and
Get some squad cars in the area.
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What do you want
From me, a medal?
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And then friday night, ephram
Meyer is attacked by three hoodlums
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Right outside gramercy park.
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We've had quite a few incidents
In that neighborhood recently.
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He's our cantor. He was
Walking home from shul.
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A fine, peace-loving
Man. How we all love him.
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Never mind he has
A croak in his voice
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That would frighten a cow.
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A woman saw it all
From her window.
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She broke her sabbath
And telephoned for help.
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25 minutes later, the police
Are kind enough to show up.
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Well, we... We weren't
Working that night.
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Does anybody?
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Mr. Berger, I hope you'll
Appreciate our problem.
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We have just so much manpower.
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There's a lot of crime out
There and just so many of us.
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Tell that to mr. Meyer,
Who, at this moment,
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Doesn't know if he's in
This world or the next.
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I don't know the specifics
Of this particular incident,
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But I promise you the
Delay will be investigated.
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I hope so, captain.
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I'm telling you something.
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The hasidic community
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Is not going to stand
Still much longer.
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We are tired of being
The favorite target
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Of every two-bit hooligan.
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We want concrete
And visible action taken
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To finally put an end to this.
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We will do everything we can.
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I feel safer already.
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Mr. Berger... I understand.
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I hope that you do.
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Okay, folks, you want
To, uh, step inside here?
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There were 50 bums down there
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You could have
Arrested instead of us.
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Excuse me.
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This is our gang?
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Say hello to the nelsons, barn.
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This is, um... Uh,
Bill and wendy.
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This is captain miller.
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Oh! A pleasure.
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Uh, they were down in
The steam tunnels, barn,
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Where they appear to have
Taken up permanent residence.
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It's the safest
Place in the city.
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They had cots,
Lanterns, bottled water,
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And what looked
Like a six-month supply
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Of canned goods
And dehydrated food.
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You know something
We don't know?
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It's over.
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They're survivalists.
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This society is on the
Verge of collapse, captain.
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Crime. Inflation.
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Depression, unemployment,
Overpopulation.
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Oh, let's not forget
Natural disasters, bill.
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Let's see, there's
Drought and earthquake
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And worldwide crop failure.
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We are gonna be prepared.
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In preparation, they have
These two .22-caliber rifles.
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Had a couple of pellet guns.
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They had an
Assortment of knives,
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Bayonet, and slingshot.
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I can hit a rat from
20 yards with that.
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Very impressive.
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And surprisingly enough,
They taste a lot like chicken.
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Oh!
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They got permits
For these weapons?
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Uh, no, barn.
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They say they were
Housewarming gifts.
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Book 'em.
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Bill: let me tell you
Something, captain.
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When the crunch comes,
It's only the people like us
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Who have learned how
To be self-sufficient
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Who are gonna survive.
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In the sewer?
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Well, that's only temporary.
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Soon as we get
Our funds together,
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We're moving out of the city.
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Oh, yes, we have our eye
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On a lovely old
National guard armory...
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In maine.
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Harris.
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Good afternoon.
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Hey, d.D.
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Inspector.
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Isn't it nice that some of us
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Can just sit around
Reading a newspaper
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While those vermin are
Running wild in the streets?
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We got an empty cage here
Just sitting there, going begging.
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That's better, d.D.
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Oh, inspector. Hey, barney.
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What brings you around?
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I just stopped by to
Sees how's business.
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And when he got there,
The cupboard was bare.
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Oh, wojo just took a
Mugger down to the tombs.
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Did he? Splendid!
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- just one, huh?
- yeah.
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I don't like to
Complain, barney,
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But these measly
Arrest statistics
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Come drifting across
My desk, you know,
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And then I got to go and
Announce the numbers
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To those bloodsuckers
Of the press
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Who are just always
Looking for an excuse
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To jump all over
The old inspector.
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Yeah, I know.
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Especially that slimy
Worm from the times, huh,
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With his smarty-pants
Questions...
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"Could you give
Us any specifics?"
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"Could you give us
Some documentation?"
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"Who's kleiner?"
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I'm sorry.
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W-where... What was...
What was my point, barney?
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I'm not certain.
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I think it had to do
With arrest statistics.
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Ah. That's it.
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We need more of them, barn.
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Inspector, with the
Amount of men we've got,
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We're lucky to be
Holding our own.
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I know it's tough, barney,
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And I don't want to put
The pressure on you,
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But I would like to
See a little upsurge
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In those numbers.
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Otherwise, I'm just gonna
Have to cut you out of my will.
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I'm just kidding, barney.
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Like a cup of java?
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Uh, no, not...
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Levitt: sir? Hmm?
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You might be interested to know
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There's a bunch of hasidics
Gathering outside the precinct.
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Oh, yeah.
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I passed a couple of
Them on my way up here.
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Look like the smith
Brothers, right?
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I think there's about
200 of them down there,
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And they don't seem to
Be in a very good mood.
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What seems to be the problem?
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There have been a lot of
Incidents in their neighborhood.
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They're complaining about
Lack of police protection.
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I'll just go down and
Straighten them out.
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Oh, inspector, that
Really won't be necessary.
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It's okay, barney. I don't mind.
It's part of my job, barney.
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Uh, I'll go down with you.
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I can handle it, barney.
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It's just that these
People are, uh...
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Well, they have different ways.
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They're very sensitive.
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Don't worry.
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I can understand
A situation like this
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Has to be handled with
A very delicate touch,
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So I'll just go
Down, talk to them,
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Listen to them quietly,
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And deal with them on a
Personal, one-to-one basis.
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Okay, fine. Thank you.
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Testing.
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Testing, testing.
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Now hear this. One, two, three.
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Now hear this, now hear this.
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This is your inspector speaking.
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Okay, folks, we're gonna
Put you in the cage now.
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You arrest a lot of
Couples, sergeant?
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Mostly family disputes.
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We never fight.
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Oh. Good.
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Although sometimes bill
Pretends to be a minority person
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And attacks me from behind,
Just to test my reflexes,
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And then I pretend
To kick him in the groin
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And gouge out his
Eyes with my car keys.
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Hmm.
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I like you two.
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Um, barn, I checked
The nelsons for priors.
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They're clean.
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They evidently got their rifles
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From a survivalist guy over
At a store on staten island,
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And he's coming down.
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12th precinct.
Sergeant dietrich.
257
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,738
What? All right.
258
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:16,906
Barney, that's kogan.
259
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,641
There's something
Going on downstairs.
260
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,677
The hasidim are rioting.
261
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,541
Think luger talked to them yet?
262
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:30,853
Kogan's not picking up.
263
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,522
Oh, uh, barn,
264
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,290
I got manhattan
South on line two.
265
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,358
- oh, good.
- levitt: sir...
266
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,759
There must be 100
Of them downstairs.
267
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:37,860
They got rocks and bottles.
268
00:13:37,884 --> 00:13:39,161
They're tearing the place apart.
269
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,729
Want me to call us a cab?
270
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,565
How many uniforms
We got down there?
271
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,566
Six, including me.
272
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,833
Oh, great.
273
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:47,169
Look, you tell them we
Need reinforcements now.
274
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,304
Right. Better send a
Couple of ambulances, too.
275
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,241
Uh, put these two
Someplace safe, huh?
276
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,643
How about the cage?
277
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:55,844
Fine.
278
00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,713
What's going on?
279
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:59,948
The jews are rioting.
280
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:05,488
And you always said it was
Gonna be the puerto ricans.
281
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,757
Look, I don't care how bad
The traffic is, just move it.
282
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,493
Barn, the cavalry's on the way.
283
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,894
Okay, good. Let's go.
284
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:13,328
Uh, keep an eye on them,
285
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,297
And keep a line open
To manhattan south.
286
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,161
Could we have our guns, please?
287
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,573
Officer... Officer, I
Know how to handle a .38,
288
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,409
And wendy here is no slouch
With a grenade launcher.
289
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,313
Oh, bill, you're
Embarrassing me.
290
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,381
Folks, we're getting the
Situation under control,
291
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,149
So why don't you just
Sit down and relax?
292
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:36,474
Aah! Oh!
293
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,580
Shalom!
294
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:49,398
Now, this is gonna sting
Just a little bit, dear.
295
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,756
Good.
296
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:55,271
You okay, levitt?
297
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,306
Yes, sir. Suddenly
I wish I were dead.
298
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,408
Oh, come on. You
Did what you could.
299
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,577
Sure.
300
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:06,248
Hey, come on, you
Were outnumbered.
301
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,649
Given the circumstances,
302
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:10,252
Any one of us could
Have ended up...
303
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,121
Handcuffed to the cage.
304
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,556
It just happened to be you.
305
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,426
I'm certainly looking forward
To all the little cute remarks
306
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,228
At my expense when
This gets around.
307
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,462
Don't worry about it.
308
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,398
All right, come on, rasputin.
309
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,687
Get in here.
310
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,741
You okay, houdini?
311
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,942
Harris!
312
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:38,547
Uh, this is victor cohen...
313
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,717
Uh, disorderly conduct,
Failure to disperse,
314
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:45,421
And assault with a coat rack.
315
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,489
Book him.
316
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:49,525
Come on.
317
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,182
And watch your step, huh?
318
00:15:57,324 --> 00:15:59,568
Somebody broke the window.
319
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,304
How's the situation downstairs?
320
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,539
Wholesale destruction.
321
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:04,740
Oh, wonderful.
322
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,876
Couple of paddy wagons
Just took the overflow
323
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:08,143
Down to manhattan south.
324
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,545
Any serious casualties?
325
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:12,414
A couple of the cops
Are gonna need stitches,
326
00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,551
And we had to send about
15 hasids to the hospital.
327
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,221
Great.
328
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:22,290
Oh, you know the
Councilman that came over
329
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,492
To try and calm things down?
330
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,294
- yeah.
- he's resting comfortably.
331
00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:30,398
- what?
- kogan bopped him
With a nightstick by mistake.
332
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,391
I feel better.
333
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,806
Wendy: roland, hello!
334
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,241
Wendy, bill.
335
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:41,143
Can I help you?
I'm captain miller.
336
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,745
Roland kent.
337
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,749
I own armageddon supply and
Minimart over in staten island.
338
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,250
Oh, yeah.
339
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:50,586
Uh, I understand there's
Some sort of problem here.
340
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,555
They kicked us out
Of the tunnel, roland.
341
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,856
Ah.
342
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,092
And they put so
Much work into it.
343
00:16:57,116 --> 00:16:58,427
I mean, they bought
344
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,729
My tripod-suspended lister bag,
345
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,498
My portable field toilet,
346
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,768
And the bunker
Beautiful dinette set.
347
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,204
Not to mention a couple
Of .22-caliber rifles.
348
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,273
That's completely
Legal. I have a license.
349
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:13,141
Yeah, I'm afraid
The nelsons don't.
350
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,144
Well, they said they did.
351
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:18,547
I-I thought he meant
A driver's license.
352
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,350
Look, they may have
Bent the law a little,
353
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,685
But you have to understand.
354
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,555
One of the very keys to survival
355
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,525
Is the procurement of
Undocumented firearms.
356
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,827
Really?
357
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:35,364
I mean, look around you.
358
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,767
Social collapse
Is just a step away.
359
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,869
And then martial law,
360
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:45,140
The complete suspension
Of civil liberties.
361
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:48,310
You leave a trail of paperwork,
362
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:51,880
Soon you'll have the
Gun-confiscation squad
363
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,616
Kicking in your door,
364
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:59,388
Violating your rights,
Violating your wife,
365
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:03,726
Leaving you defenseless.
366
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,260
Nice talking to you.
367
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,262
We're gonna need
Some more information.
368
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,864
- no kidding.
- dietrich.
369
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,020
Dietrich: over here.
370
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,904
Inspector.
371
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,306
Talk about touchy.
372
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,908
God, what happened?
373
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,577
I don't know, barney.
374
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,746
I went down there to
Talk to them, you know?
375
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,848
So I walked out on
The steps, and I says,
376
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:29,618
"This is inspector luger, nypd.
377
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,221
"I want you to know we're
Working on your problem.
378
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,489
"In the meantime,
379
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,591
Why don't you all go
Home and take a shave?"
380
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,795
Next thing I know, I
Wind up as a welcome mat.
381
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,530
Should have seen them, barney...
382
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:44,667
Coming at me,
Swarming all over me
383
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,770
Like a plague of angry locusts.
384
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,241
Now I know why you didn't
Want to go down there with me.
385
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,275
Excuse me, barney.
386
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,511
I want to get
Tidied up a little bit.
387
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,446
Oh.
388
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,584
So there it is, huh?
389
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,822
Mr. Berger.
390
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,438
I, uh, understand
391
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:26,675
There was a difference
Of opinion here today.
392
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,410
- call it a riot.
- by who?
393
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:32,347
I understand... I heard
That the police overreacted.
394
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,484
All allegations
Will be investigated.
395
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,620
I tried to impress
On you this morning
396
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,244
The desperateness
Of these people.
397
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,526
That justifies this?
398
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:48,463
A drowning man will grab
Even the point of a sword.
399
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:51,567
With all due
Respect, mr. Berger,
400
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,804
You can stick that in your hat.
401
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,907
Got the information
From mr. Kent.
402
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,510
Turning it over to the
Confiscation squad, sergeant?
403
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,878
No, they get a carbon.
404
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,280
Sure, make your jokes.
405
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,616
All right, if we want you,
We'll call you, mr. Kent.
406
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,852
Captain, I heard
What happened today.
407
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,221
Still gonna tell me I'm crazy,
That everything's hunky-dory,
408
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:18,293
Society isn't going
Down the drain?
409
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,929
Maybe you're right, mr. Kent.
410
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:22,186
Maybe it is all coming apart.
411
00:20:24,022 --> 00:20:28,804
We got people of law and
Faith behaving like animals,
412
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:33,342
Cops who can't even
Make a dent in crime.
413
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:37,846
We got ozzie and
Harriet living in a sewer.
414
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,714
Maybe it is all over.
415
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,883
But I'll tell you something...
416
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,785
Crawling into a hole
With a machine gun
417
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,554
And a year's supply
Of powdered eggs
418
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,655
May be survival,
419
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,523
But it sure as
Hell ain't living.
420
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:51,593
And, personally,
If society is going,
421
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:54,162
I'd just as soon go with it...
422
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,797
'cause I do not
Relish the thought
423
00:20:55,821 --> 00:21:00,291
Of starting all over
Again with people like you.
424
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:05,662
Just leaves more for us.
425
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:10,645
Well, uh, captain...
426
00:21:10,669 --> 00:21:13,248
I should go back to my shop.
427
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,617
Good day, mr. Berger.
428
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,952
Who knows?
429
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,656
Maybe something good
Will come out of all of this.
430
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,825
Maybe, but I seriously doubt it.
431
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,460
That's good.
432
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,517
Too much hope
Can drive you crazy.
433
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:33,969
Barney.
434
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,338
I think I'll be heading
Along back downtown.
435
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,673
Are you okay, inspector?
436
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,374
Oh, yeah, fine, barney. Sure.
437
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,543
I just wanted to splash
A little water on my face,
438
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:44,446
You know, get rid of some
Of these dusty footprints.
439
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:47,482
Run my bridge under the
Tap, rinse it out a little.
440
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,217
I'm good as new. Good.
441
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:51,153
Well, I got to face the press,
442
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,655
Try to explain away
This miserable happening.
443
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,856
Good luck.
444
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,292
You want to come along
With me, barney, huh?
445
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,562
Help me squirm out from under
Some of their stupid questions?
446
00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,306
- no, thank you.
- fine.
447
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,163
Then I can blame it all on you.
448
00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:27,444
Seen my baseball?
449
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,165
Liz, I'm fine. Believe me.
450
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:40,268
It wasn't that bad.
451
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,972
You know everything always
Looks worse on the news.
452
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,208
Luger was on?
453
00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:48,509
Did he mention me?
454
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,179
Good.
455
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,749
Oh, I don't know,
A couple hours.
456
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,684
I got to clean up around here.
457
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,253
No, no. I really am not in
The mood for a big meal.
458
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,989
On the way home,
I'll pick up some deli.
459
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:03,559
Or maybe chinese.
460
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,960
Okay.
461
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:06,650
All right, babe.
462
00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:16,604
Yeah?
463
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:19,541
Barn, here's a
List of the injured,
464
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:23,178
A run-down on property damage,
465
00:23:23,202 --> 00:23:28,383
And an estimate on
My dry-cleaning bill.
466
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,720
I'll take that under advisement.
467
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,021
Yeah?
468
00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:36,992
Barn, I ran the rest of
The hasidics downtown
469
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,727
And finished the reports.
470
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,028
All right, thank you.
471
00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:42,097
- I've been cleaning up
Out there.
- good.
472
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:46,001
I still can't find my ball.
473
00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:47,257
I'm sorry.
474
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,495
I think luger took it.
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