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Aw, come on. You promised
Me the final cut two weeks ago!
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Yeah, the... What do
You mean, I got bumped
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By an oral hygiene film?
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Hey. Listen.
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We are talking about
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A significant cinematic
Breakthrough
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In the art of
Pornographic sleaze!
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Yeah, I mean, there's some
Very important people
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Who are waiting for this st...
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Oh, never you mind who.
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You just have it
Finished for me today,
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Or I'll find somebody
Else who will.
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Yeah, fine.
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Captain, do you
Want some coffee?
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Yeah, I could use
A cup of coffee.
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Here it is.
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Is that mr. Roth over there?
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Yeah, that's him.
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What's he doing going
Through mug books?
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He got mugged.
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The man is blind.
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You tell him.
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Hello, mr. Roth.
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Oh, hello, captain miller.
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Yeah.
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Sergeant dietrich tells
Me you got mugged, huh?
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Nice, huh?
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I'm out walking in the park...
Or at least I think I was.
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I heard ducks.
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Well, anyway, this
Guy comes up to me,
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And he said, "Hey, is that pia
Zadora sitting over there?"
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And I said, "Well, how
The hell should -I -know?
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I'm blind."
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"Wait," he says.
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And before I know
It, he jumps me,
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Grabs my wallet, and takes off.
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Sounds like our friend.
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Friend? Who?
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Mr. Roth, I'm afraid
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You're about the 10th
Handicapped person
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To be assaulted in
The last few weeks.
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Real class, huh?
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Going around
Picking on blind guys.
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Not to mention the lame,
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People with crutches
And wheelchairs.
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But, captain, people like
Us don't have a lot of money.
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I think he makes
It up in volume.
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Uh, this the report?
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Yeah.
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No witnesses, huh?
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I was there.
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I had in mind someone
Who might give us
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A physical description.
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He smelled short.
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Thank you.
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Harris...
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Oh, barn, you're supposed to
Be back in your office by now.
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Harris...
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Look, I just got off
The phone from editing,
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And the movie should be
Ready sometime this afternoon...
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Or in the really near future.
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Harris, if I'm not mistaken,
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This modest little skin flick
Which you were commissioned
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To produce by the department
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So that we may better
Infiltrate the porno industry
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Was budgeted at
Slightly less than $3,000.
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So?
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So that was eight weeks ago,
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In which time you have already
Spent in excess of $22,000.
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Oh, but just wait
Till you see it.
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I mean, it looks
Like I spent $50,000.
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Barn?
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There's a disturbance
In that conway building
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Over on bleecker.
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Who you on with?
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Uh, dietrich. Who else?
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Fellini's been busy.
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Oh, that's my line.
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Starry night productions.
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Uh, you... Come on, dietrich.
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Hey, great.
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Yeah, that's terrific.
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Ha ha! You're beautiful.
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Bye.
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I got it.
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What?
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That was postproduction.
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They said I can pick up my
Movie anytime this afternoon.
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We gonna get to see it?
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Well, sure. We all are.
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Hey! Great!
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Who's breathing? Ah-ha. Me.
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Hi, captain.
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Mr. Ross, you didn't, uh,
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You don't happen to know what
Happened to sergeant harris?
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Yeah. He went out.
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Said something about
Digging up a projector.
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And some hors d'oeuvres.
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I see. Captain.
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Would you like some coffee?
I just made a fresh pot.
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Oh. Pour yourself a cup.
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Okay. Yeah, and then...
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Then let me know
How you like it, huh?
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Okay. Huh?
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Well. Pretty good. Tastes fine.
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I always sprinkle a
Little salt on the coffee.
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Just before the brewing cycle.
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Think it neutralizes
The acid or something.
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I see. I didn't know we
Had any salt around here.
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Felt like salt.
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Well, mr. Roth, considering
We have your, uh...
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Your statement, um...
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I really don't see there's
Any reason you can't go home.
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Home? I can't get in.
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That punk stole my keys.
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Well, I'll be glad to
Call your manager.
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He died.
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Oh.
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Well, anyway,
Mr. Lukather, my roommate,
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He's gonna pick me up.
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Gets off work at 6:00.
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Ah.
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Well, then, I guess just
Make yourself comfortable.
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Thank you. Captain,
Any particular place?
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Here, come on over here.
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Oh, good.
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Thank you.
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You know, I-I been
Up here a few times.
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Gee, I've known you
A couple of years.
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And I still don't know
What you look like.
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I guess that's true.
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Captain... Can I feel your face?
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All right, go ahead. Sure.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh-huh.
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Nice.
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Thank you.
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You busy tonight?
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I was just kidding.
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Just have a seat,
Mr. Roth. Just have a seat.
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Just get inside, mr. Fuller.
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Don't you understand? I
Had to take their money.
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They weren't gonna give me any.
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Sounds reasonable.
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What's this all about?
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Well, uh, this is howard fuller.
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We picked him up at
An accounting firm.
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He was... He was going
From desk to desk,
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Threatening the
Secretaries with this.
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Got them to empty their
Purses into a wastebasket.
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It was for charity!
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Sure it was.
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It was.
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Mr. Fuller's a
Professional fund-raiser.
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"The giving hand, a nonprofit
Charitable organization."
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First, he threatened
The treasurer
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When his firm wouldn't give
Him a corporate donation.
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Then he started shaking
Down the secretaries.
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They don't understand.
I've got quotas to meet.
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But everywhere I go, I
Get the same excuses.
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"Maybe next year."
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"Business is down."
"Interest rates are up."
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"We gave at the office."
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Who do they think
They're kidding?
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I'm in the office!
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Sorry about that, mr. Fuller.
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"Sorry" doesn't cut it if
You need a transplant, pal.
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All right, pal.
Transplant it over there.
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Extra, extra, read all about it.
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Inspector frank d. Luger,
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Ace media-liaison
Officer of the nypd,
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Has arrived at
The 12th precinct.
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That was in this
Morning's paper.
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D.D. Ah, you're a caution.
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How are you, inspector?
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Fine, barn, just fine. Wojo.
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Wojo: hey, inspector.
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Mr. Shearing. Meh.
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Haven't seen you
In a while, inspector.
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Well, you know
How it is, barney,
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Settling down into a new
Job down at headquarters,
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Trying to get the
Lay of the land.
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Responsibility... Juggling them
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Big decisions
You have to make...
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At the same time,
Trying to keep tabs
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On the pulsebeat of
The entire department.
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Barney, there are just
Not enough hours in the day.
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Sounds challenging.
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I hate it.
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Huh?
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Still got that couch
In your office, barn?
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So, the way I figure it, barney,
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The department is
Kind of... Rewarding me.
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You know, showing
Their gratitude
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For all the loyalty
And dedication I put in
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For lo these many years.
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So they dish up this nice,
Prestigious job for me,
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A piece of cake down
At the headquarters.
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And?
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It stinks.
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What's the problem?
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Well, it's just been...
Been hell for me, barney.
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I don't even feel
Like I'm a cop anymore.
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Eh?
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I mean, chained
Behind a lousy desk,
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Cooped up in a crummy
Little office like this
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Day in and day out?
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Taking all the guff from
Them snotty reporters
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And them tv newspersons, barney?
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Getting no respect
From my underlings
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Because I'm like the new kid
On the block, understand?
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All right, maybe I always don't
Do everything exactly right.
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Maybe I don't know how
To run a xerox machine.
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So go ahead... Put
A bullet in my brain.
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Sorry it didn't work
Out the way you expected,
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But, well, inspector,
Maybe you, uh...
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Maybe you should
Just face the facts.
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Maybe you're just not
Cut out for this kind of job.
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Then why did you
Recommend me, barney?
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Showtime.
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Huh?
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The movie... It's here.
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Great.
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Barney?
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Is this that smutty,
Disgusting stag film
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That harris has been working on?
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Uh, yeah.
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Well, what do you say?
Let's take a peek, eh?
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We can talk anytime.
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What's going on?
Showing a movie.
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Motivational film, huh?
Yeah. Something like that.
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Crab puff?
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Thank you.
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Just one.
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Everybody ready?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Hubba-hubba!
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Let's see a little
Skin up there,
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A little skin.
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Aww!
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Boo! Boo! Boo!
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Come on!
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Luger: put them on hold.
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12th precinct. Wojciehowicz.
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Okay, we'll get someone there.
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Robbery in progress
Over at madison
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In front of the house of canes.
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That's where I got mine.
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All right, wojo and levitt, go.
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Thanks a lot, barn.
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I brought up the projector!
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Come on.
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Okay, try it again.
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Yeah. Try it.
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Man: so, have you been in
The city long? Woman: no.
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As a matter of fact, I had
Just stepped off the train
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When you stepped into my life.
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I simply smiled.
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But the warmth of that smile
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Juxtaposed against
The cold indifference
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Of the driven crowd
Drew me toward you.
265
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,681
An inexplicable cacophony
Of primordial passion
266
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:57,220
Erupted in my head, saying,
"Go. You must go to him."
267
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,620
I'm glad.
268
00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:01,390
So, more wine?
269
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,591
I'm having some.
270
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,093
Please.
271
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,261
Some cheese?
272
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,528
Gouda?
273
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:08,097
Of course it's gouda.
274
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,967
I just-a bought it.
275
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:16,605
Anybody want something
From the snack bar?
276
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:19,408
Well, here we are.
277
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:22,278
The bedroom, of
Course. Predictable.
278
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,979
Oh? Does that bother you?
279
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:27,116
I am neither hot nor bothered.
280
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,484
I'm frightened.
281
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,987
Aren't they doing anything yet?
282
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,989
Nah, they're just
Standing around,
283
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,256
Chewing the fat.
284
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,614
Nah, that's later.
285
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,232
Can I help you?
I'm captain miller.
286
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,869
Oh, carl bernie,
President, giving hand.
287
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,438
Excuse me?
288
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,507
Giving hand.
289
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,442
Oh, oh, oh, right.
290
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,879
I don't mean to interrupt
Your morale session, captain,
291
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,948
But I understand you're
Holding our mr. Fuller.
292
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:01,917
Uh, can this wait a moment?
293
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,519
No problem, captain.
294
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,376
I'll watch the movie.
295
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,066
Down in front!
296
00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:20,558
I am sorry.
297
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,850
The disco is quite
Crowded tonight.
298
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,053
Thank god we were
Attractive enough to get in.
299
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,455
You've changed.
300
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,591
You find me lovely?
301
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:44,460
You were born to
Wear designer jeans.
302
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,596
And you were born to
Make designs on them.
303
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,465
Who wrote this?
304
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:52,568
I did.
305
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:55,838
Why?
306
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:59,175
Harris, where's the sex?
307
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,944
There's been a little.
Hold your horses.
308
00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,046
It's been an hour.
They're still dancing.
309
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,882
Where's the sex?
310
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,117
There's a relationship
Forming here.
311
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,551
These people aren't cheap.
312
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,019
Harris...
313
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,555
I want to see some
Hard-core. I want to see it now.
314
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,958
Calm down, barney. It's coming.
315
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,163
Shh! Shh! Shh!
316
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,198
What is this?
317
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,233
Shut up, will you?
318
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,269
I hate coming in the
Middle of a movie.
319
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,137
So do I.
320
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,238
Barn...
321
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,241
Just, uh, just find
Someplace to sit.
322
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,111
Aren't you gonna start
It again for me and levitt?
323
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,579
Sit down!
324
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,248
Park it over there.
325
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,549
That's where I was gonna sit.
326
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,218
Shh!
327
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,285
Excuse me.
328
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,154
Stroke of genius,
329
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,556
Inviting the entire disco over.
330
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,092
They're yours to enjoy...
331
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,229
An amber field of
Beautiful people,
332
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,231
A mountain range of flesh,
333
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:58,434
A river of good grooming.
334
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,936
Harris: cocktail, madame?
335
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,139
Thank you, black stallion.
336
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,773
Harris!
337
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,808
Hitchcock does it.
338
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,844
You put a spell on me.
339
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:12,081
I want you to
Touch my everything.
340
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,750
Shall we join the
Others in the bedroom?
341
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,918
Let's.
342
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,926
My god.
343
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:27,062
Satisfied?
344
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,530
They are.
345
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:32,268
What's happening? I
Don't hear any breathing.
346
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:36,238
You wouldn't want to.
347
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,474
Lance... I am here.
348
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:39,841
And the others?
349
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,811
No. There's only us.
350
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,082
I want you, lance,
All for myself.
351
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:47,916
As do I you.
352
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,050
Take me.
353
00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,019
It's...
354
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:54,357
Our destiny.
355
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,486
Are we supposed to stand up?
356
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,059
I used to eat that cereal.
357
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,787
Uh... Well?
358
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,388
Pretty good, harris...
359
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,957
What I saw of it.
360
00:17:27,981 --> 00:17:28,958
Same here.
361
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:31,961
Uh, thank you.
362
00:17:31,985 --> 00:17:33,362
Arthur?
363
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,698
I give it three smiles.
364
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,899
Great.
365
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:40,535
You got stuff in there
That would gag a maggot.
366
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,772
Thank you, inspector.
367
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:44,907
Barney?
368
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,308
Uh, we'll talk later.
369
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,911
Let's, uh, let's get the
Place cleaned up, huh?
370
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,579
Mr. Bernie, would you
Excuse me for a minute?
371
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,414
Of course.
372
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,516
Wojo, is this our man?
373
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,186
Yes, uh, arthur duncan.
374
00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,089
He tried to jump a
Guy with a clubfoot.
375
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,591
Only one.
376
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,060
Anyway, barn, uh, a bunch
Of construction workers
377
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,096
Saw the whole thing,
So they grabbed him,
378
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,931
And they held him
Till we got here.
379
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,432
Never had a chance.
380
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,034
How unfortunate.
381
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,035
Uh, captain?
382
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,236
Yeah?
383
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,571
That sounds like the
Guy who robbed me.
384
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,607
Are you certain
Of that, mr. Roth?
385
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,242
Just make him say "Pia zadora."
386
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,376
I don't have to say nothing.
387
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,878
That's him.
388
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,213
Thank you, mr. Roth.
389
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,448
Okay, mr. Roth, come
Back and have a seat.
390
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:27,549
Good work.
391
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,384
Over here, duncan.
392
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,520
We're gonna book you. Sit down.
393
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:34,089
Hey, uh, I know
What you're thinking.
394
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,159
A guy who picks on gimps...
A real lowlife, right?
395
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:39,028
Scum of the earth,
396
00:18:39,052 --> 00:18:41,630
Something that crawled
Out of the sewer.
397
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,032
Close.
398
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,500
Well, I'm not exactly in
Love with myself, either,
399
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:47,569
But try to mug joe
Average these days.
400
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,305
Everybody's into kung
Fu or packing a gun,
401
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,908
Broads struttin' around
With their little cans,
402
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,977
Spraying mace on
Anything that moves.
403
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,412
It's a jungle out there.
404
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,981
You're safe in here.
405
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:01,639
Sit down.
406
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,422
I'm thinking of changing
My line of work.
407
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,525
To what... Grave-robbing?
408
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,593
That's funny.
409
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,652
Course, nobody gets hurt.
410
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,065
So you hated it?
411
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,801
No. No, uh...
412
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:22,638
It wasn't quite what I expected.
413
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,972
But I can see what
You tried to do.
414
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,974
Tried?
415
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,410
Barney, I have personally
416
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,747
Lifted pornography
Out of a pool of drool,
417
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,282
And made it into an art!
418
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,984
And we appreciate it.
419
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,888
However, it, uh,
Was a bit verbose.
420
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:44,059
The choice of music
Was questionable.
421
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:46,762
Wouldn't hurt to lose
About a half an hour in editing.
422
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:50,699
You could probably...
Everybody's a producer.
423
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,300
Barney? Yeah.
424
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,802
It's still early.
425
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,237
I think I'll be toddling along
Back down to headquarters.
426
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:57,506
Okay, fine, inspector.
427
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,807
Yeah.
428
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,477
They probably want
To try and squeeze in
429
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,245
Another hour or two
430
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:07,349
Of verbal abuse and
Degradation on the old inspector
431
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,018
Before kicking him
Out for the night.
432
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,320
Inspector, I really think
You're approaching this
433
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,722
With the wrong attitude.
434
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:17,025
You're not giving yourself
Or them a fair shake.
435
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,429
I knew you'd say
Something like that, barn.
436
00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,998
Nice try.
437
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,404
The point is,
438
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:32,140
We simply can't have our
People running about willy-nilly,
439
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:35,911
Threatening potential
Donors with sharp instruments.
440
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:39,047
You can scarcely expect
Someone to give from the heart
441
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,049
If there's a knife in it.
442
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,284
Captain miller.
443
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:44,353
Sorry, mr. Bernie, I was, uh...
444
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,054
I just want to emphasize
445
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,724
That mr. Fuller's
Unfortunate methods
446
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,393
Were entirely of
His own choosing
447
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,895
And are in no way
Representative of
448
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,398
Or sanctioned
By the giving hand.
449
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,699
Of course.
450
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:01,770
We simply explain the
Function and goals
451
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,605
Of our noble organization
452
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,641
And then allow the individual
453
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,210
To be guided by his
Own conscience...
454
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:11,179
Gently reminding
Him first, however,
455
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:17,085
That our true acquisitions
Lie only in our charities.
456
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,722
We gain only as we give.
457
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,223
Lovely sentiment.
458
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,427
Unfortunately, we still
Have a problem... Mr. Fuller.
459
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,396
I don't. He's fired.
460
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:30,398
What? You're not
Even gonna bail me out?
461
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:31,433
No.
462
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,201
Goodbye, captain.
463
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:35,203
Hey... Hey, mister?
464
00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,038
You're with a charity, right?
465
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:39,074
Yes.
466
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,876
I'm blind.
467
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,701
So? Get a dog.
468
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,385
12th precinct.
Sergeant dietrich.
469
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,019
Yeah, hold on a second.
470
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,522
Captain, deputy
Commissioner's office.
471
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,923
Oh.
472
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,226
Captain miller here.
473
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,830
Ah, yes, as a matter of
Fact, we just previewed it.
474
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,967
I think you're gonna be, uh...
475
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,024
Quite pleased.
476
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:12,029
What?
477
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:18,413
I-I understand it's
Your prerogative,
478
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:22,205
But, uh, sergeant harris
Has gone to considerable...
479
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,856
Yes, I'll tell him.
480
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,358
Okay.
481
00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:31,660
Right.
482
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,429
Tell me what?
483
00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:39,267
Uh, there's been a
Slight change in plans
484
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,669
With regard to the movie.
485
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,138
What, they want to show
It to the big brass first?
486
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:45,307
Not exactly, no.
487
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:50,345
Seems the commissioner's
Office has had second thoughts.
488
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,848
Well, the possibility
Of entrapment,
489
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:56,718
Bad publicity for
The department.
490
00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:59,477
They decided to scrap
The whole project.
491
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,490
You're joking.
492
00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:03,814
I'm afraid not.
493
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,329
Well, what...
494
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:09,353
What do they want
To do with the movie?
495
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:14,391
They want to... Destroy it.
496
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:20,408
They can't have it.
497
00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:21,977
It's mine.
498
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,645
What?!
499
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:26,081
I mean, it's a part of me now.
500
00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:30,518
I mean, this is the product
Of my sweat, my inspiration.
501
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:32,253
Harris, it's a dirty movie.
502
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:35,157
It's my firstborn.
503
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:38,026
Look, harris, I can appreciate
How you might feel about this,
504
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,962
But the department
Has made a decision.
505
00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,396
It's up to us to abide by it.
506
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,298
No.
507
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:45,733
Look, uh, I'll tell you what.
508
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,335
I'll have wojo run it over.
509
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,471
That way, if it's
Out of your hands,
510
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:50,472
Maybe it won't be so painful.
511
00:23:50,496 --> 00:23:52,930
Thanks. Make me kill his kid.
512
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,378
It's okay, barney.
513
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:58,969
I'll run it down myself.
514
00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:04,052
Okay, fine.
515
00:24:04,076 --> 00:24:06,688
I brought it along this far.
516
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:09,513
I can see it through to the end.
517
00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:14,718
I'll be back.
518
00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:19,201
Hey, ron?
519
00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:20,958
Make me a print, too.
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