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- hey, barn.
- here you go.
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Who do we got there?
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That's felice douglas...
Indecent exposure.
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Victim of.
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Oh, I see.
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So did she.
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Ms. Douglas, I'm captain miller.
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I'm sorry to hear
About the incident.
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He stopped and asked me
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How to get to the
Museum of natural history.
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I was in the middle of
Telling him when he...
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I understand.
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I don't think he really
Wanted to know.
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I doubt it.
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Harris: miss douglas,
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Here are some pictures
We'd like you to take a look at.
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You let me know if
Anyone catches your fancy.
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It's just faces.
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That's all we're allowed.
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Calm down, all right?
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I'm very, very sorry
That I lost my temper.
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But she just started
Laughing at me
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As if I were some
Kind of an idiot.
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What do you got, woj?
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This is mitchell warner...
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Picked him up in unemployment.
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He, uh, created
Quite a disturbance.
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Not creating a disturbance.
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I was asking for a job,
And all they did was laugh.
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Just take it easy.
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Is being unemployed
Some kind of bizarre joke?
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Just have a seat,
Mr. Warner, please.
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Maybe they weren't even
Laughing at you, mr. Warner.
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Maybe they were laughing at...
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Maybe, uh
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You should ask him what he does.
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What is it you do, mr. Warner?
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Go ahead and tell him.
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- okay, wojo.
- you see?
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Mr. Warner, please.
What do you do?
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I was formerly with the cia.
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He's an unemployed spy.
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Okay, wojo. Okay.
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I'm glad you're so amused.
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You want to have a seat?
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22 years with the company,
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And then one day,
It's "So long, boris."
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Sorry to hear that.
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22 years of blind loyalty,
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Pulling their dirty tricks,
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Bribing foreign officials,
Toppling regimes...
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Not so much as a word of thanks.
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It's very ungrateful
Of them, mr. Warner,
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But what we're dealing with here
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Is something as
Mundane as, uh...
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Disorderly conduct.
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Yeah, so, you want
To have a seat?
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They wouldn't even give
Me a letter of reference.
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Here you go, captain.
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Oh. Thank you.
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The cia did terminate
Over 200 agents
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In its clandestine division,
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In march '77 after an order
From the office of the budget.
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Uh, dietrich, anybody
Ever refer to you
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As a walking encyclopedia?
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I've heard that.
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You seem to know
Everything about everything.
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Thank you.
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Except how to make coffee.
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Keeps me humble.
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Are you really a spy?
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Anything you want
To make out of it?
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I suppose it must be very
Exciting, very glamorous.
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Hmm?
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Sure, sure.
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I mean, you must
Get to travel a lot.
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Yeah.
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Bug-infested hotels...
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Lousy food, cheap rental cars...
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You've been seeing
Too many movies, lady.
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I was just trying to
Make conversation.
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Thanks.
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I need some information.
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You know, they all think
We're a bunch of james bonds,
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Driving around in aston martins,
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Up to here in beautiful women.
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Let he have your place of birth.
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You want to see a photo of inez?
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South american
Revolutionary I had to live with
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For two years.
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Let me have your place of birth.
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She spent a lot
Of time in the hills,
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And it showed.
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Hey, uh... Cleveland.
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Come on, come
On. Get inside here.
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Binder: I told him to get
Away from my store.
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The sidewalk
Belongs to everyone.
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The best things
In life are free.
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Well, well, well.
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Yeah, you remember bruno binder,
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The local merchant and
Community reactionary?
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Welcome back,
Mr. Binder. Welcome back.
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Who's that?
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Just some clown we picked up.
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I've always wanted
To say that, barn.
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- I'm not a clown. I'm a mime.
- yes.
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Leslie phillips.
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Mr. Phillips, I'm captain...
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Apparently, mr. Phillips set up
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In front of mr. Binder's store
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And had begun
Performing his show.
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The wall.
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I beg your pardon?
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Very nice.
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He was scaring customers away.
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They were entranced.
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Well, no law says I got to let
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Some freak do weird
Things in front of my store.
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Mime is the oldest and
The purest of all art forms.
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Yeah, I got your art right here.
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Okay, let's everybody relax.
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Just take it easy, huh?
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Uh, dietrich, you want to
Take mr. Binder's statement?
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All right, mr. Binder.
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Got rid of me because I
Was making too many waves.
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I'd heard too much.
I'd seen too much.
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Okay, I got to put
You in the cage.
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I can tell you things
About the fall of saigon
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That'll make your skin crawl.
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What happened?
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What?
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About the fall of
Saigon... What happened?
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It fell.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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All that dumb stuff they do.
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They don't even say nothing.
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Mime is an acquired taste.
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Hey, I like good
Comedy, you know?
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Remember the three stooges?
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Yeah, slapstick.
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That's great stuff.
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Counterphobic responses
To violence in humor.
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Oh, yeah?
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Pain is funny.
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Really?
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You want to feel a joke?
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No, no, no. No, thanks.
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No eating in the squad room.
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Pick that up.
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If you're finished,
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I'm gonna take binder
And phillips downstairs
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For pictures and prints.
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I appreciate that, arthur.
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Mr. Phillips, we're
Gonna go downstairs.
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Captain, any of my phone
Calls been returned yet?
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Sorry, mr. Warner.
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Hey, barn?
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You think he really
Worked for the cia?
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That's what he says.
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Must be bitter, resentful, huh?
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Probably.
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Barn, the man's got
Exposé written all over him.
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Somehow I had the feeling
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There was a literary
Phoenix arising from the ashes.
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A couple of other
Ex-agents wrote them,
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Sold 200,000,
300,000 copies, barn.
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I mean, could be book
Of the month, easy.
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If you'll excuse me,
I'll be in my office.
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Yeah, I'll keep you up to date.
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How are we doing, ms. Douglas?
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There are so many of these men.
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It's hard to understand.
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There's a lot of pent-up
Frustration in there.
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If only it could be
Harnessed for peaceful use.
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Maybe someday.
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Hey, how is everything in there?
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Oh, who are you?
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I'm detective ron harris.
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Oh.
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Feeling a little
Disaffected, huh?
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I don't feel like
Talking right now.
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Hey, you know, when
I'm down in the dumps,
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You know what always
Makes me feel better?
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What?
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Writing a book.
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You mean like agey or snip did?
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You know, we got a
Word for guys like you
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Who help leak agency secrets.
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Co-author?
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I got a transfer slip
For a warner, mitchell.
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Where are you taking him?
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No bail's been arranged.
Got to take him to the tombs.
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This very minute?
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Sorry. All right.
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- let's go.
- where are we going?
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The tombs, the tombs.
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Is this normal procedure?
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Sometimes. Come on, let's go.
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Who told you to take me there?
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Where'd he get his orders from?
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Uh, mr. Warner, come
On. We'll talk later.
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Come on.
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Follow me.
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- nice to have met you.
- what?
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I said "Nice to have met you."
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Sure.
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I'll be back in a couple hours.
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- yeah, sure - move
Out, move out. Come on.
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Aah! What are you doing?
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Warner: get back in
There. Get back in there.
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Back, back. Come on.
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Now, everybody stays
Exactly where they are.
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Back a little sooner
Than I expected.
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All right, I want everybody
To move over there.
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Barney.
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Come on, ma'am.
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Get.
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You know, you were
All very convincing,
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But you're not
Playing with a kid.
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Yeah, woj? Oh, my god.
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There's been a new development.
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I see.
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Warner: get over
There with the others.
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Heading over there.
Where'd he get the weapon?
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Levitt.
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We were going up the
Corridor. It was a little dark...
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Shut up.
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- but he's mad at me.
- shut up!
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Now I would very
Much appreciate it...
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If everybody would put
Their weapons in there.
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- look, mr. Warner...
- now.
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Right now. Man said put your
Weapons here, gentlemen.
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In they go. There you go.
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You got mine.
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Here you go, mr. Warner.
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I don't know what that's
Going to accomplish.
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All right. Cut out the act.
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The act?
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I've been with the
Company since 1955.
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I've been on a lot
Of operations,
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But never one like this.
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Wow.
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Beautifully staged...
Look at that...
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Beautifully rehearsed.
246
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,344
I bought it. I bought it.
247
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,645
Mr. Warner...
248
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:20,682
Tiny little precinct,
Broken-down furniture...
249
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,573
Incredibly authentic.
250
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:26,355
A woman comes in
Complaining about a flasher.
251
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,623
You got flashers.
252
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,792
A couple of screwball citizens
253
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,628
Acting out an assault complaint.
254
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,896
Wow.
255
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:38,634
Don't you think I recognize
A company operation
256
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:40,269
When I see one?
257
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,238
Mr. Warner, this
Is the 12th precinct,
258
00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,739
New york city police department,
259
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,441
And we are police officers.
260
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,444
What you see is what you got.
261
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,713
How come that your man
Is so anxious to find out
262
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:55,084
Whether I might be blowing
Some company secrets?
263
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,820
Sergeant harris is a
Writer. His interest is...
264
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,956
Avarice. Pure avarice.
265
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,091
A writer?
266
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,693
Written anything I might know?
267
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,362
Uh, nothing in book form.
268
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,187
But I got some...
Get out of there.
269
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:15,037
Uh, I was just gonna show
You some rejection slips.
270
00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:18,663
He's telling the truth.
He can't sell nothing.
271
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,079
What is it you want, mr. Warner?
272
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,047
I want you to call them off.
273
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,582
Call who off?
274
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,484
Call off the company.
275
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,853
Company?
276
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,189
Call them.
277
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,291
All right.
278
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,726
Wojo, try calling the cia.
279
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,295
Ah.
280
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,785
This phone over here. Come on.
281
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,301
Take it easy.
282
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,357
Turn around.
283
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,573
That's right.
284
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,764
Sit down.
285
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,767
Now dial.
286
00:13:59,205 --> 00:14:00,905
What's the number?
287
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,855
Try washington information.
288
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,857
Ritz brothers didn't
Need cold cream
289
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,425
On their kissers to be funny.
290
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,493
Everybody stay
Right where you are.
291
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,695
What the hell's going on here?
292
00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,531
Gentlemen,
Mr. Warner's in charge.
293
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,933
Just do everything he says.
294
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,501
Put your gun in the trash.
295
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,525
Sure.
296
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,961
It's an old gun.
297
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,710
Now, you three, into the cage.
298
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,180
Hey, you got no
Right to do this.
299
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,881
I'm a veteran.
300
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,150
Inside.
301
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,152
Hey, who sold him a gun, huh?
302
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,120
Will you get in
The cage, binder?
303
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:39,710
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
304
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,363
Hello.
305
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,521
Uh... Spy department, please.
306
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,837
Uh, this is the new
York police department.
307
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:57,806
Sergeant wojciehowicz.
308
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,374
Look, may I?
309
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,365
Please, go ahead.
310
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:05,715
Hello, uh... Hello?
311
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,715
Hello? Hello.
312
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,283
Yes, this is captain miller
313
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:09,852
Of the new york city
Police department.
314
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,721
To whom am I speaking, please?
315
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:17,459
Well, I guess I
Don't have to know.
316
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,494
But it's imperative
317
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:22,619
That I speak to someone in
The clandestine department.
318
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,801
A very, very angry
Man with a gun...
319
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,837
Does that qualify
As life or death?
320
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,307
Thank you. I'll hold on.
321
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,243
What a company, huh?
322
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,678
If law-abiding citizens
Were allowed to arm,
323
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,014
This wouldn't have happened.
324
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:40,449
You know,
325
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:44,253
Hey, I do a real neat piece
Called "Man with a rifle."
326
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,487
- yeah?
- yeah.
327
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,890
You see, it's so authentic,
328
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,725
People think I've
Got a real gun.
329
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:52,227
You do "Man lying
Dead on the floor"?
330
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:53,362
No.
331
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,519
Then don't do
"Man with a rifle."
332
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,804
The company must be
Spending a bundle on this.
333
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,607
Ha 95,000, 100,000.
334
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:08,032
This jacket's 200 alone.
335
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:10,979
You, you, you, you're marvelous,
336
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,348
It's very, very convincing.
337
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,651
I really did see what I saw.
338
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,753
You know, they always
Throw in a broad.
339
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,254
If nothing else works,
340
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,123
Use sex as a last resort.
341
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:23,659
I've always felt that way.
342
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:28,197
I guess after inez they
Didn't think I'd be too choosy.
343
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,966
Just because you have a gun
344
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,069
Doesn't give you
The right to ridicule.
345
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,003
Very good.
346
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:37,373
Very good. She's marvelous.
347
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,575
Miller: I know. There are rules.
348
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,178
I was told that four people ago.
349
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,468
Look, I have got
To get through...
350
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,205
321.
351
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,220
Hello?
352
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,544
This is the
Clandestine division?
353
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,361
Um, we got a problem.
354
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:01,396
Tell him the lid's off.
Warner knows everything.
355
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,632
The lid's off. Warner
Knows everything.
356
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,000
They don't take
Their spooks away,
357
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,502
I'm gonna take myself
To the new york times
358
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,870
And spill my guts.
359
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,972
He wants you to halt the
Operation or he goes to...
360
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,074
You don't jerk around
With mitchell warner!
361
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,943
You don't... Come
Here, give me that.
362
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,666
Hello? What?
363
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,484
They hung up on me
Shortly after I said hello.
364
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:25,521
Hey, you want honesty?
You got honesty.
365
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,958
You gave them a code
Word to initiate plan two.
366
00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:30,659
Come on. There is no plan two.
367
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,327
There isn't even a plan one.
368
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:35,030
They hung up because they
Thought I was some crank,
369
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,899
And given the
Circumstances, I was.
370
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,201
Is that so?
371
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,603
Can I take my wallet out?
372
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,605
Yeah, yeah. Take
Your wallet out.
373
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:45,507
My shield. My I.D.
374
00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:48,411
Shield, I.D... Child's play.
375
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:53,548
Uh, credit cards...
Uh, driver's license.
376
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:57,052
What is that? Who is that?
377
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:58,587
That's my wife.
378
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,055
It's your wife?
379
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,389
Of course, of course.
380
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,525
What would a new
York police captain be
381
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,527
Without a devoted
Wife by his side.
382
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,495
Come on, warner.
383
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:10,232
This your address,
Telephone number...
384
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:13,869
617 christopher
Street, 555-3112?
385
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,437
I'm gonna make a
Little phone call.
386
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:16,439
Wait.
387
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,940
Ah, what do you mean, "Wait"?
388
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,108
Something you forgot
To cover up here?
389
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,411
I'm gonna find out if
There is such a thing
390
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,046
As a mrs. Miller.
391
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,148
She's pretty much a homebody.
392
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,105
Oh, let's hope so.
393
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,022
Hello?
394
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,458
Hello, is this the
Miller residence?
395
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,726
Oh, it is.
396
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:39,850
Very impressive.
397
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:43,599
Uh, is captain
Miller there, please?
398
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,334
No, this is an old friend.
399
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,559
Oh, the 12th precinct?
400
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,163
Can you tell me when
He's expected home?
401
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,412
He's not. Ah.
402
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,681
Uh, hotel greenwich.
403
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:03,419
Oh, I'll try him there.
Thank you very much.
404
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,554
We're separated.
405
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,055
Separated?
406
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,247
As in not living together.
407
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:19,568
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
408
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:23,238
It's temporary, you know.
409
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,640
Living apart for a while
Until we can work some...
410
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,242
Look, I'd really
Rather not discuss this.
411
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:30,067
You know, my
Wife left me in 1961.
412
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,648
I'm sorry.
413
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:36,118
It was mostly my fault.
414
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:40,489
I was hell to live with
After the bay of pigs.
415
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:44,093
She just got tired
Of the whole thing...
416
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:48,297
Lousy hours, slinking
Around all the time,
417
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:50,354
Dangerous assignments.
418
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,111
From her point
Of view, you know...
419
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,928
It's no good for a
Marriage, that stuff.
420
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,677
Mr. Warner, what do you
Say you give me the gun?
421
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:07,916
There's good times,
And there's bad times.
422
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,485
Who gives guarantees?
423
00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,454
Mr. Warner?
424
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,056
Mr. Warner?
425
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,080
What?
426
00:20:16,149 --> 00:20:17,860
The gun.
427
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,694
Wait. Hold it right there.
428
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,163
Oh, come on. Give it up.
429
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,432
I mean, for god's
Sakes, look around you.
430
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,034
Look at the desk.
431
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:28,570
Reports signed by my
Men, personal mementos.
432
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:31,773
Even the cia at
Its most cunning...
433
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,877
Could they come up
With a group like that?
434
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,341
Oh, my god.
435
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,124
You have the right to
Remain silent. You have...
436
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,226
Not now, levitt.
437
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,316
See?
438
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,932
Call bellevue. Tell them
We got a customer coming.
439
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,100
Yes, sir.
440
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:02,304
Well, that was a
Refreshing change of pace.
441
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,306
Let dietrich out.
442
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,374
This very minute?
443
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,443
Just a thought.
444
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,045
Here you go, woj.
445
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,579
Uh, ms. Douglas,
446
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,483
You can leave whenever you want.
447
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,552
I'm not finished.
448
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:20,477
I like to finish what I start.
449
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,659
Come on, arthur. I'm
Gonna give you a break.
450
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,528
I really appreciate
That, ronald.
451
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,732
Hey. Hey, wait a
Minute. How about us?
452
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:32,734
Gentlemen, I'm afraid
There are still a couple
453
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:35,003
Of assault complaints
Outstanding,
454
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,494
Unless you two have reconciled.
455
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:41,109
Well, look, if he promises
456
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,211
To stop weirding off
In front of my store,
457
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,479
It's gonna be all right.
458
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,314
Weirding off? I'm an artist.
459
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:48,216
Artists don't weird off.
460
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,185
Who needs it?
461
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:52,054
Now, mr. Binder,
462
00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,189
Whatever you may
Think of mr. Phillips,
463
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,391
He does have the
Ability to draw a crowd.
464
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:59,328
It appears to me, you could
Turn that to your advantage.
465
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:00,362
Can I sue him?
466
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,664
I don't have any money.
467
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:04,967
But listen, I really could
Help you with the advertising
468
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,234
At your store.
469
00:22:06,258 --> 00:22:07,569
Oh, yeah, sure.
470
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,005
Really, I could mime
Different sporting goods
471
00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,639
When you have them on sale.
472
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,109
Yeah, like, uh, baseball...
473
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,833
Or basketball...
474
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:18,335
Tennis.
475
00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:23,340
Let me see mace.
476
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,454
Dietrich, I have a feeling
477
00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:28,390
Mr. Binder and mr. Phillips
Will be leaving us.
478
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,759
You want to get their valuables?
479
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,349
I saw it coming.
480
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:38,500
No offense about what
I said before, you know,
481
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:43,205
About... You not being
Able to sell anything.
482
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,274
Hey, forget it.
483
00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:47,998
Hey, we all say ludicrous
Things under pressure.
484
00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,883
Sir, they're ready
For him at bellevue.
485
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,086
Why don't you run him over?
486
00:22:57,110 --> 00:22:58,520
I'll go with him, barn.
487
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,788
No, it's all right.
488
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,757
You have work to do
Here. Levitt can handle it.
489
00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,459
Thank you, sir.
490
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:07,162
Okay, warner, let's go.
491
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,453
Oh, wait. Just a minute.
492
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,261
Miss douglas.
493
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,611
I'd like to apologize
494
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:25,102
For my earlier remarks.
495
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:28,872
That's all right.
496
00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:31,986
Actually, I was flattered
497
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,356
That anyone would
Think I was someone
498
00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:36,190
Other than myself.
499
00:23:36,214 --> 00:23:37,559
You know,
500
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,995
I... I really enjoyed
Talking with you.
501
00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:42,297
I did, too.
502
00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:45,122
Come on, warner.
You're going for a ride.
503
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,071
You sure?
504
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,128
He's a good cop, wojo.
505
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,740
I'm okay. You're okay.
506
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,576
Nice meeting everybody.
507
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:24,672
Isn't bellevue on 27th street?
508
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,764
And first avenue.
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