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- morning, morning, morning.
- morning sir.
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Oh, what a day. What a day.
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There's a snap in the air.
You can almost hear it.
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And, gentlemen, it's
Getting quite christmasy.
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I must have passed
Five santa clauses
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On the way over from the hotel.
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You know, that reminds
Me of the first time
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We took david to see
Santa claus over at macy's.
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As hard as we tried,
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We couldn't get
Him to sit on his lap.
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The next year, we
Went back there.
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They talked for 45 minutes.
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The kid had a list that long.
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You all right, barn?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Is that a new suit, barn?
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Yeah.
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Oh. That always puts
Me in a good mood, too.
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Really?
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Yeah, and I buy
Suits all the time.
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It must give you a real rush.
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Uh, what do we got here?
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Uh, arnold cummings,
Male caucasian.
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He tried to hold up a
Liquor store on lexington.
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They didn't have to torture me.
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Torture?
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Apparently, when he
Tried to leave the store,
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The clerk tackled him,
Then locked him in a room.
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A room?
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It was a closet... Without
Any windows, no air.
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When we arrived,
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We found him scratching
At the door, whimpering.
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I'm a claustrophobic.
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My sympathies, mr. Cummings.
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I really can't stand
Being cooped up.
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I'm afraid you may have
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Come to the wrong
Place, mr. Cummings.
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Uh, take his
Statement, pictures,
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Prints, the whole...
Well, captain?
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Yeah?
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Claustrophobia... Just
Another sob story, huh, sir?
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Actually, claustrophobia
Is a very real
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And legitimate illness.
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I really don't have time
To talk about it now.
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I have to...
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Answer the phone.
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I didn't know that.
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Sure, the fear of being
Confined in an enclosed place
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Is just one of many
Neurotic phobias.
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There's agoraphobia,
Fear of open places,
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Xenophobia, fear of strangers,
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Acrophobia, fear of heights.
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We've got a possible
Burglary in progress on 13th.
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Volunteer.
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Take dietrich with you.
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Harris: come on, arthur.
We've got business.
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Okay. We'll pick it up later.
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I'd like to.
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You know, phobias are
Sort of a hobby with me.
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Oh, really?
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Is there a word for the
Fear of being enclosed
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In a confined place but
Only with certain people?
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I'm not sure. We can
Talk about it in the car.
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Hey, mrs. Miller.
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Hi, stan.
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Oh, oh, it's good to see you.
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- yeah, me, too.
- oh, thank you.
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What you doing here?
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I mean, uh...
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Well, we don't get much
Of a chance to see you,
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You know, since, uh...
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Oh, since barney
And I separated.
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Guess that must be the reason.
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Yeah.
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Well, we, uh, we meet
From time to time,
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Uh, by virtue of our
Joint checking account.
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- is barney...
- I'll go get barney.
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Thanks.
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Guess who's here.
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My wife.
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You were expecting her?
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Yeah.
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That's why you got the suit.
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What is this preoccupation
With my wardrobe?
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Can't a man get a new
Suit once in a while?
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Sorry.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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How have you, uh...
How have you been?
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Fine. Thanks.
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Is that a new suit?
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It sure is.
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It's, uh, very...
Come on. Inside here.
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Okay, I'm going.
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Oh, oh, hi, liz.
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- hi, ron.
- how are you?
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I'm fine. Thank you.
How have you been?
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- just fine.
- I've been okay.
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Hey, haven't been
Seeing much of you.
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Well, thank you for noticing.
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Yeah.
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Oh, uh, I-I hope I'm not
Interrupting anything.
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Oh, no, no, no. I-I...
I'll wait in the office.
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Uh, excuse me.
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Of course.
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It's great to see you again.
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Oh, it's great to see you again.
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I'll be in in a minute.
What have we got?
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Barn, it's great
To see her again.
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What do you got, harris?
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Oh, um, barn, this
Is clyde perry.
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I caught him ripping off
The perfecto toy company.
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Do you have the loot?
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Uh, yeah, he got
Himself quite a haul.
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A boomerang... A race car...
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A cute little doll... A yo-yo.
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I'm really just a big kid.
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And, uh, this, which I
Haven't given a name to yet.
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It looks like someone's insides.
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No signs of a struggle.
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It was dark. I didn't know
What I was picking up.
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Uh, where's dietrich?
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He's bringing the owner down.
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All right, tag all that stuff,
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And do something with that.
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Uh, perry, come on.
Take a seat over here.
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Come on. Can't you
Give me a break?
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Otherwise I'm gonna be
Spending christmas in jail.
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Hey, where you spend
It doesn't matter.
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It's who you're with.
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Uh, $420 to the greenwich hotel.
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Rent three weeks.
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Rent.
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- small room.
- mm-hmm.
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Single bed.
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I see.
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Better than central park.
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Listen, uh... About
Christmas morning,
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What time do you
Think I should come by?
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Oh, well, you know david. -30.
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Right.
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Maybe I should come
Christmas eve and wait.
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Rachel won't be
There until 9:00.
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Fine.
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Hmm.
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Uh, madison sporting goods, $12?
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Bullets.
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Ah, so bullets.
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Listen, I got a call
From mr. Woodman.
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He, uh, wondered why
He hadn't heard from us
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About the cabin.
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Oh, I forgot all about that.
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Well, no, I didn't
Forget all about that.
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I just, uh, put it
Out of my mind.
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It was just a natural
Assumption on his part.
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I mean, every year for 14 years.
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15.
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15?
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15.
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In any case, I guess he
Just took it for granted
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We'd be taking it
Again, you know?
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Yes, well, of course. He
Had no way of knowing.
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So I told him I'd,
Uh... Let him know.
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Um, marioni's cafe, $36.
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It's that little italian
Place on 23rd street.
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$36, dinner for two.
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I see.
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Me and inspector luger.
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Oh, he's had his eyes
On me for a long time.
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Let me tell you all
About the toy business.
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It's all thieves and cutthroats.
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I thought it was mostly elves.
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Stefan metterling,
Owner of the company.
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How do you do?
I'm sergeant harris.
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Where is my ooze?
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Pardon me?
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You know exactly
What I'm talking about.
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Everybody's after it.
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Could you possibly
Be referring to this?
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Oh, thank god.
It's... It's safe.
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Have you any idea
How many people
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Would just love to
Get their hands on it?
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I wouldn't even hazard a guess.
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It's going to be the hottest
Item on the market next season.
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Look, look how it oozes in
And out of your fingers...
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In and out of your fingers.
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It is beautiful.
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And it's completely
Harmless if swallowed,
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And it doesn't stain clothes.
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It's quite a breakthrough.
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Do you have to run now?
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Well, I'm sure you have a
Lot of work you have to do.
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Yeah.
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Uh, listen, uh, uh,
Don't worry about that.
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About what?
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Mr. Woodman. I'll,
Uh... I'll call him.
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I'll explain the
Whole situation.
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Oh, sure. Right.
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Well, I'm sure he's
Not gonna have
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Any trouble renting that place.
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- oh, no.
- it's a lovely place.
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Oh, sure. The loft,
Stone fireplace.
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Yeah.
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It's hard to resist.
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I know.
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Yes.
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Oh. What is it, dietrich?
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Captain, I, uh...
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- oh, excuse me, mrs. Miller.
- it's all right.
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I don't think we've ever
Really been introduced.
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- I'm arthur dietrich.
- oh, how do you do, arthur?
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Of course the captain's
Told us a lot about...
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- what is it, dietrich?
- we'll talk later.
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I got a lead from the
Owner of the toy company.
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It may be a case of
Industrial espionage.
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Uh-huh, yeah. All
Right, check it out.
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Yes, sir. I'm sorry
For the interruption.
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No, no, that's okay.
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- okay. I'm going now.
- okay, fine.
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I'll be out of here in a second.
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I'm gone.
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Yoo-hoo.
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Pardon me.
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Hey!
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I want out!
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Hold it down, cummings.
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I want out of here!
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I'm gonna put the cuffs on him.
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Let me out!
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What's going on here?
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Please, I'm suffocating! Mommy!
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Daddy!
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I think you have
Your hands full.
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Let me out!
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We'll talk later.
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Goodbye, everybody.
Nice to see you.
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Let me out!
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Sir, what should I do?
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- let him out!
- that makes sense!
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Who's that?
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It's mr. Metterling...
The father of ooze.
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Ah, yes.
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Mr. Metterling,
I'm captain miller.
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I'd just like to say
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We're gonna do everything
We can to clear this up.
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Oh, sure, that's what
They told me last year
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When they stole my sludge.
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Sludge?
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It's not a pretty story.
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I'll be in my office.
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Oh, barn, it was
Really great to see liz.
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It's too bad she
Couldn't stay longer.
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We just had some
Checks to go over
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And christmas plans to finalize.
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Big turkey dinner
With the family, huh?
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No, just christmas
Morning with the kids.
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Oh.
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You're not gonna
Stay for dinner?
259
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:53,783
This is all very
Silly and stupid.
260
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,785
It pays the rent.
261
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,419
Oh, berman.
262
00:12:57,443 --> 00:13:00,156
So, you thought you
Could get away with it, huh?
263
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,425
My lawyer will be
Contacting your lawyer.
264
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,728
- dietrich?
- this this nathan berman,
265
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,329
Owner of the berman
Novelty company.
266
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,898
Mr. Berman, I'm captain miller.
267
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,834
I am completely
Innocent of anything.
268
00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:14,837
First you stole my
Sludge, and now you're...
269
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:16,072
You're a crazy old man.
270
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,439
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Gentlemen, please.
271
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,341
He's talking gibberish, captain.
272
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,811
I know him for 35 years,
273
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:25,647
And he's no longer
Completely with us.
274
00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:26,849
Listen, berman, I...
275
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,117
Gnetlemen, please, please.
276
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,852
Mr. Berman.
277
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:33,789
Mr. Berman, we are
Investigating a burglary,
278
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,692
And, uh, our information has it
279
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:39,528
That you might be able
To shed some light on it.
280
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:42,064
I am a law-abiding merchant.
281
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:45,600
Who would want to accuse
Me of anything like that?
282
00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,359
I never said a word, mr. Berman.
283
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:54,043
You're not going to take
The word of a cheap hoodlum
284
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,067
Who...
285
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,635
Oy.
286
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,184
Well, I had a right to.
287
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,453
The right to steal
The sweat and genius...
288
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,355
What about my fuzz ball?
289
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:07,857
Oh, I already had one.
290
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,326
And I suppose you already
Had speed checkers
291
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,426
And baby comatose.
292
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,562
What about death
Race and mr. Onion?
293
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,131
Hold it, hold it, I'm
Not really concerned
294
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:22,104
About speed checkers
Or death race or, uh, baby...
295
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,840
Baby comatose.
296
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,877
What we are concerned
With is burglary.
297
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,613
I want him arrested for theft.
298
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,649
And I want him arrested
For patent infringement.
299
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,584
Fine, you charge mr. Metterling.
300
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,954
Mr. Metterling will charge
You, and it'll all be very nice.
301
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,624
Harris, mr. Berman,
Please, this way.
302
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,648
Dietrich, mr. Metterling.
303
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,496
Okay, mr. Berman, you
Want to take a seat there?
304
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,698
I've got to book you.
305
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:51,133
On what charge?
306
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,457
Grand-theft ooze.
307
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:55,561
Sit down there.
308
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,296
Down.
309
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,478
Yeah.
310
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:05,080
I finally finished those
Arrest reports you wanted.
311
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:06,882
Oh, thank you.
312
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,906
Yeah.
313
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,588
Hey, I was gonna make
Some fresh coffee.
314
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:13,956
You want a cup?
315
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,940
No, no, no. This
Is fine. Thank you.
316
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:24,166
Barn, why don't you
Come over to my house?
317
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,834
What?
318
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,003
For christmas dinner.
319
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,639
Come on, wojo.
320
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,008
Don't say "Come on, wojo."
321
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,977
I'm making an invitation.
322
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,079
You've probably got other plans.
323
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,582
No, I haven't.
324
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,217
Oh.
325
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:46,088
Listen, I can make a turkey
And pick up some beer,
326
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:49,413
And, uh, there's a lot
Of good ballgames.
327
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,463
Sure. That sounds nice.
328
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,064
Great.
329
00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:00,503
You're sure I'm not
Interrupting anything?
330
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,939
I mean, you're usually not
331
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:07,442
Without female companionship
On such occasions.
332
00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,713
Oh, yeah, well, you know,
333
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,515
My outlook on that
Has sort of changed.
334
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,650
Oh?
335
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,585
Yeah, I mean...
336
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,021
Well, the way my
Social life used to be,
337
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:23,458
Uh, getting in the
Sackarooni was the main thing.
338
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,462
But, uh... There
Are other things,
339
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:29,665
You know, like friendship.
340
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:34,903
Just, uh, good
Feelings between people
341
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,628
Can be just as satisfying.
342
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:44,647
That's very, uh,
Wise of you, wojo.
343
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,749
Well, I've...
344
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:52,187
I've finally realized that...
Sex wasn't everything.
345
00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:54,545
But I guess I don't
Have to tell you that.
346
00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:02,397
I'm going under. I
Had to do something.
347
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,932
I don't believe you.
348
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,734
Place of birth, please?
349
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,671
You think to hire a thug
To rob your competitor
350
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,706
Is the act of a solvent man?
351
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,697
Eastern poland.
352
00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,477
What happened?
353
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:18,814
I overestimated the '50s craze.
354
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,916
So, who didn't?
355
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:26,354
I have 14,000 hula-hoops
Stacked up like tires.
356
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,792
Do you want to trade?
357
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,559
For what?
358
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,862
Pogo sticks.
359
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:35,864
I have a warehouse full of them.
360
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:40,069
Forget it. You
Can't give them away.
361
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,703
How's it going?
362
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:44,239
I lost interest.
363
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,297
They're reconsidering.
364
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,414
Problems, gentlemen?
365
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:55,284
Nothing you can help, captain.
366
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,719
Mr. Metterling, we're
Gonna need your signature
367
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,288
On this complaint form.
368
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,724
Yes, I know, captain
Miller, but when...
369
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,460
But what?
370
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:09,464
Mr. Berman has been
Stuck with 14,000 hula-hoops.
371
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,600
That's punishment enough.
372
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,468
How about you, mr. Berman?
373
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:17,006
Are we gonna proceed
With patent infringement?
374
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:19,608
Well...
375
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,811
With the courts the
Way they are now,
376
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,947
I'd be dead before
It comes to trial.
377
00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:30,152
And even if I win, what
Will I get? Pogo sticks.
378
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:31,720
Forget it.
379
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,588
Okay, I guess that means
380
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,225
Both you gentlemen
Are free to go.
381
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,561
Uh, mr. Metterling, don't
Forget your, uh, ooze.
382
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:43,265
Oh, thank you very much.
383
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,301
What about me?
384
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,236
Oh, yeah.
385
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,738
Barn, we got him red-handed.
386
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:53,575
Oh, come on. It's...
It's almost christmas.
387
00:18:53,599 --> 00:18:57,413
Everybody's dropping
Charges. Turn him loose.
388
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,316
- oh, bless you, captain.
- yeah, yeah.
389
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,883
God bless you.
390
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,519
God bless everyone!
391
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,387
All right, all right. Come on.
392
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,910
Let's go, tiny tim.
393
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,932
We're back.
394
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:20,436
Oh. Have a nice little walk?
395
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,937
Wonderful.
396
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,639
Good. Good.
397
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,840
Good.
398
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,175
Barney: you've been
Gone for quite a while.
399
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:30,846
I made approximately 35
Circuits around the block.
400
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:34,716
If you wish, sir, I'll run
Him over the tombs now.
401
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:36,252
Tombs?
402
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,820
Bellevue.
403
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,087
Oh.
404
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,957
Take him over to
Bellevue and, uh,
405
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,391
Introduce him around.
406
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:44,860
Yes, sir.
407
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:48,029
Bellevue.
408
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:52,067
I am more sick
Than I am criminal.
409
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,102
Absolutely.
410
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,059
Okay, cummings, let's go.
411
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:58,774
Oh, mrs. Miller.
412
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,063
Oh, hi, levitt.
413
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:02,977
Hi.
414
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,479
Hello.
415
00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,449
Um, I'm the man
Who was screaming.
416
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,784
Oh, yes. Yes.
417
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,221
It's very nice to see you again.
418
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,923
You're very lovely.
419
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,891
Oh, thank you.
420
00:20:16,915 --> 00:20:19,228
Don't mind him. He's crazy.
421
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:21,763
Oh, oh, I-I didn't
Mean in his opinion.
422
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,233
I meant in a general
Way. You are lovely.
423
00:20:24,257 --> 00:20:25,800
Levitt.
424
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:28,803
I wasn't trying to move in, sir.
425
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,594
Come on, cummings. Let's go.
426
00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:38,647
Hello.
427
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,549
Hello.
428
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,651
Uh...
429
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,554
When I got home, I
Found some more checks.
430
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,324
Oh. Oh, really?
431
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:53,462
It took me quite
Awhile... But I found them.
432
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,063
Harris: barney...
433
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,499
Uh, I-I think I'll go downstairs
434
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,401
And check that roster board.
435
00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,003
Fine.
436
00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,426
Yeah, I'm gonna... I'll...
437
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,412
The checks?
438
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,415
Oh, the checks, yes. Here.
439
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,184
Uh, another reason
That I came back
440
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,988
Was because I really
Left in the middle of things.
441
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,991
Well, it was kind of hectic.
442
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:24,459
Yeah.
443
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:25,894
Oh.
444
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:28,831
I was thinking about the cabin.
445
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:31,199
Have you changed your mind?
446
00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,857
No.
447
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,727
I always wanted to take it.
448
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,779
Very amusing... The
Way you did that.
449
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,615
Yeah.
450
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:50,486
Will, uh, will you
Call mr. Woodman?
451
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:54,712
Yes, of course,
I'll... Look, uh...
452
00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:59,127
Listen, I-I know it's
Just for a few days
453
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,998
And it's really
Mainly for the kids.
454
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,933
It's not gonna solve
All the problems.
455
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:06,602
Now, listen, barney.
456
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,436
Let's not start talking
457
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,138
And discussing and
Analyzing things
458
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,541
Because every time we do
That, we get into trouble.
459
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,611
We're just going
To go, all right?
460
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:16,645
Fine.
461
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:17,801
Fine.
462
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,452
You know the first
Thing I'm gonna do
463
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,887
When I get there?
464
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,589
What?
465
00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:32,393
I'm gonna start a fire in
That big stone fireplace.
466
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:33,795
Oh, yeah.
467
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:38,534
Well... It does get
Very, uh, cold inside.
468
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:43,972
Maybe we'll buy
Some... Hot brandy.
469
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,575
Oh, yeah.
470
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:49,010
It's been very snowy
Up there, too, you know.
471
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,879
I do hope the roads are open.
472
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:54,015
Oh, yeah. I hope they are.
473
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:57,152
Yes, well, I'll, uh...
474
00:22:57,176 --> 00:23:00,321
I'll get out the snow chains.
475
00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,379
Fine.
476
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:15,526
Goodbye.
477
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,731
Hi, stan.
478
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:23,000
Bye, mrs. Miller.
479
00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,616
She found some checks.
480
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,640
Oh.
481
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,055
Oh, listen, uh...
482
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,926
I'm not gonna be able
To make christmas dinner.
483
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,695
You're not?
484
00:23:39,719 --> 00:23:42,564
No, we... We just
Changed our plans.
485
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,499
We're gonna take the, uh,
486
00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:46,768
The cabin in vermont after all.
487
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:52,674
Oh. Well, uh...
Well, that's great.
488
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,442
We'll do it another time.
489
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:55,778
- sure.
- yeah.
490
00:23:55,802 --> 00:23:57,468
All right.
491
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,585
Would you like to come
By christmas morning
492
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:04,820
- while the kids are...
- hey, barn.
493
00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:07,122
Woj, I get the feeling
I'm deserting you.
494
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,178
Barney...
495
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:13,562
You know in the
Office when I was, uh,
496
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:16,564
Telling you about,
Uh, friendship
497
00:24:16,588 --> 00:24:19,001
And good feelings between people
498
00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:23,572
And how it's just
As important as, uh...
499
00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:24,773
Yeah.
500
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,031
Well, I didn't mean it.
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