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What's the matter, nick?
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Oh, boy. I've got
An upset stomach.
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Something you ate?
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I think the fish
I ate last night
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Didn't agree with me.
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Spoiled?
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No, cooked.
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12th precinct.
Sergeant dietrich.
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Just a second. Is harris around?
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- he's in the bathroom.
- hold on a moment.
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Harris?
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Hello, dietrich.
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Got a phone call for you.
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I'll take it in here.
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Huh?
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I was just kidding.
Take a message.
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Oh, sure.
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You know, that's a good idea.
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- what's that?
- extension cords.
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Nick, how are we fixed
For that demarco file?
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Barney, are you sure
You gave it to me?
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Oh, don't tell me you lost it.
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It's not lost.
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Uh, it's currently not
Available for viewing.
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Nick, that file has to be
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In the district
Attorney's office today.
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Late afternoon.
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That file is a nightmare.
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There's no system
To it. No organization.
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There are files in there
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That should have been
Thrown out 10 years ago!
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It's a mindless hodgepodge
Of useless information!
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I had plans to reorganize
The whole thing.
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Really?
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I had plans to ask
You to do just that.
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We think along the same lines.
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- good morning.
- good morning.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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- good morning.
- good morning.
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Good morning.
I'm captain miller.
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Oh, abel kleiner.
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Pleased to meet you, captain.
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My pleasure. What
Can we do for you?
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Well, if it's not
Too much trouble,
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I would like to have some copies
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Of your wanted posters...
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One of mr. Jackson there
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And, uh, mr. Clinton
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And, uh, miss la
Salle, the forger.
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Could you give me a reason?
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I'm a bounty hunter.
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Oh.
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Well, you hadn't mentioned it.
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Well, I just got back
From the post office.
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They pay pretty good...
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$300 for check fraud,
$500 for mail theft.
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Pardon me, mr. Kleiner.
I'm a bit bewildered.
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I-I don't... It's very simple.
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I got here
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A collection of wanted persons.
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They're all cross-indexed,
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And they're all up-to-date.
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I keep my eyes open.
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You do this for a living?
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Well, listen, I retired
Two years ago,
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So I got plenty
Of time for myself.
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So, it keeps me busy,
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And it helps with
The groceries a little.
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I'm surprised we haven't
Seen you around here before.
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I just moved into your
Precinct from brooklyn.
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I see, so you've come to check
The local supply of criminals.
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Right. My first rule
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Is to establish a good
Working relationship
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With the police in the area.
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Very conscientious of you.
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Listen, I can't do
It all by myself.
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That's true.
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So, listen, how
About the posters?
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Huh?
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Mr. Kleiner, I'm afraid that
Police department policy
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Is not to distribute those
Circulars to the general public.
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General public?
I'm a professional.
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Mr. Kleiner, you know
What would really
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Get our relationship
Off to a good start?
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If you would give
Some information
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To sergeant wojciehowicz here...
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Your qualifications,
Your credentials,
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Your intentions,
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And then we'll see
Where we go from there.
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My pleasure. Of course.
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Have a seat, mr. Kleiner.
I'll be right with you.
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Thank you.
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We appreciate your
Cooperation, sir.
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Captain, I think we're gonna
Work together very well.
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I certainly hope so.
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- thank you.
- thank you.
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He's an unusual bounty hunter.
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Ain't exactly steve mcqueen.
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Why would he be?
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Steve mcqueen.
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He ised to be a bounty
Hunter on television.
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Oh.
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Yeah, he was josh randall
On "Wanted dead or alive."
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I didn't know that.
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You're not the only
Esoteric person around here.
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I guess not.
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12th precinct,
Sergeant dietrich.
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Okay, got you.
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Captain, got a disturbance,
8th and broadway.
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- who are you on with today?
- harris.
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Oh, okay, you two.
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Harris... You and me.
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Hmm.
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That was regina gregory
That called before.
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Oh, yeah?
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I told her you'd call back when
You got out of the bathroom.
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You told her I was
In the bathroom?
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That's where you were.
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I know, but, I mean,
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That's no need to go
Destroying people's illusions.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I
Thought she knew.
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Uh, nick, you can, uh...
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Forget about looking
For the demarco file.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, I, uh... Found
It on my desk.
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It was under a
Whole big pile of, uh...
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I must have forgotten
To put it back.
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Oh.
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Look, I'm sorry for
Blowing up at you before.
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Oh, that's all right.
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No, before I run
Off at the mouth,
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I should know what
I'm talking about...
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Make sure I'm not the culprit.
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Forget it.
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No, no. I owe you one.
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Okay.
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I will need that
Bonaventure report.
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We're even.
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Okay... Here we go.
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You know, everybody's
Offering rewards...
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The fbi, the post
Office, the kiwanis club.
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Nobody ever takes
Advantage of that.
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Yeah, well, uh,
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It's good to see someone
Taking an interest.
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You know, I go up to
Times square, central park.
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On a good day,
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You can spot maybe
$700, $800 worth of people.
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It's true.
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Yeah.
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Listen, mr. Kleiner, sit
There just a minute for me,
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All right?
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Hey, barn?
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I, uh, checked him out.
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He's harmless enough, just
Got sort of a weird hobby.
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Mr. Kleiner, we really
Appreciate you coming down here
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So we can get acquainted.
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Do I get the posters?
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And thank you for your
Interest in our efforts.
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I don't get the posters.
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Mr. Kleiner, there are
People on those circulars
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That are armed and dangerous.
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They got nothing against me.
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I would feel
Personally responsible
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If anything
Happened. Here you go.
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Captain, I'm not
A foolish person.
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Mr. Kleiner, please.
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This is not a whim
Of an old man.
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I've studied these people
For hours, for days.
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I've imprinted their
Features, their builds,
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Their characteristics
Indelibly on my mind.
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Mr. Kleiner, I really believe
There are certain areas
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Best left to those of us
That are better equipped
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And better trained.
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Whatever you say, captain.
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Uh, by the way,
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You got a poster up
There of a vincent falco...
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Extortion, armed robbery.
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The fbi captured him last june.
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Well, I... I guess
We'll take it down.
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You're the experts.
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Okay, mr. Altman,
Come on, right this way.
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We are talking about a
Physiological dependency.
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I-I can't control that.
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Look, it's a sickness.
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When you get hooked
On that white powder,
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It makes you do crazy things.
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Harris? Addict?
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Uh-huh.
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Heroin, huh?
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Sugar.
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Of course. How stupid of me.
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Captain miller, this
Is howard altman.
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Mr. Altman.
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You people think that
I'm some kind of a nut.
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Haven't you read the articles?
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Read all the medical reports?
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Sugar is killing
This entire country.
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Okay, take it easy.
What happened?
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According to witnesses,
He accosted a lady
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In audrey's sweet shop
By 8th and broadway.
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What'd he do?
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Grabbed a lady's nougat.
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Then he ran out of the shop.
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I had to have a fix.
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When we caught up with him
A couple blocks away, barn,
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He was cramming
The junk in his face.
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I'm not kidding. I
Was desperate.
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Couldn't you wait until
They waited on you?
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They went by my number.
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They had one of those
Little ticket dispensers.
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I had number 27.
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They called, "28, 28."
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I showed them my number 27,
And they refused to go back.
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Candy-shop policy.
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And that lady... I
Was ahead of her.
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Mr. Altman, that does
Not give you license
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To resort to violence.
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I can't help it.
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It's a disease.
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I see.
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Why don't you tell sergeant
Dietrich all about it?
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Want to have a seat
Over there, mr. Altman?
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Are you gonna book me now?
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Sure, look... Five
Desks, no waiting.
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I appreciate that.
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Something the matter, nick?
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Oh, I don't know.
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I feel overheated,
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And the next
Minute, I got chills.
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I hope I'm not coming
Down with something.
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Strange how filing
Always seems to bring out
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Hitherto dormant
Disorders in you.
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Maybe I'm allergic to... Manila.
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Try and carry on, hmm?
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Actually, it's only
Been since about 500 a.D.
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That sugar as we know
It has been in existence.
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Sure, sure. It's been
Killing us ever since.
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Yeah. It wasn't till
Then that a scientist
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At the university of
Jonsipur in the persian empire
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Developed a process for
Solidifying and refining
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The juice of cane
Into solid form
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That could be officially
Stored and transported.
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I didn't know that.
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You might even call him
The father of refined sugar.
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You know, you're
The first person
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To take this thing seriously.
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Or the sugar daddy.
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Wojo: what's the matter?
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Nick, you all right, man?
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Barney?
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Just take it easy.
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- what's going on?
- I don't know.
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Wojo, call a doctor.
Where does it hurt?
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Down here.
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Could be his appendix.
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Great. All right,
Just try and relax.
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Make yourself as
Comfortable as possible.
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Anything we can do for you?
260
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,206
Yeah.
261
00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:57,675
File this.
262
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,130
Nick, you want
To try and sit up?
263
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:09,699
Yeah, eventually, eventually.
264
00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:10,766
Look, whatever's the
Most comfortable.
265
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,802
- just hang in there.
- yeah, yeah.
266
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:15,537
Yeah, a sharp pain in
The lower right abdomen.
267
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:18,007
Right. Just a minute. Hey, nick.
268
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,242
He wants to know
If you've got nausea.
269
00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:22,311
You know, bleahh.
270
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,546
Now that you mention it.
271
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,181
Yeah, he's got it.
272
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:29,318
Just a minute. Is the
Pain getting more...
273
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,687
He says yes.
274
00:13:32,711 --> 00:13:34,256
I see.
275
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,325
He thinks he's got appendicitis.
276
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,360
Oh, my god.
277
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,962
It's from sugar. It infects.
278
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,530
It eats away at all your organs.
279
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,400
Will you keep your opinions
To yourself, mr. Altman?
280
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,068
It's an insidious demon.
281
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,703
Just keep it down.
282
00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,705
Anybody got some chocolate?
283
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:52,374
He says we've got to
Keep him on his back
284
00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,709
Until the ambulance gets here.
285
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,378
You think you can make it
To the couch in my office?
286
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,813
With appendicitis patients,
287
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,049
It's best to put them
On a hard surface.
288
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,851
Do you want us to
Put him on the floor
289
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,418
Like a sack of potatoes?
290
00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,354
I don't think that's
A fair metaphor.
291
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:08,590
May we discuss the
Literary merits another time?
292
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,559
Okay, I got it.
293
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,095
We're supposed to keep
His back as flat as possible.
294
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:16,598
Wojo, clear off your
Desk. We'll put him there.
295
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,667
- easy, easy, easy.
- okay, okay.
296
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,857
Get you over there.
297
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,046
Okay, let's get you up there.
298
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,747
I can make it. I can make it.
299
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,215
Okay, there you go.
300
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:35,317
We're gonna need
Something under his head.
301
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,753
Okay, come on. Lie
Down. There you go.
302
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,724
Hey, man, that is
Custom italian corduroy!
303
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:45,294
Oh, sorry!
304
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,097
It's just not even
A consideration.
305
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:51,834
We're supposed to keep
Some ice on him in case the...
306
00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:54,658
Okay, just find
Some ice in there.
307
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,840
Where?
308
00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,209
There must be
Some in the building.
309
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,677
There's some on the furnace.
310
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:04,413
D-don't try and talk.
311
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:07,082
There's a soft-drink
Machine downstairs.
312
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,518
Good idea. Go ahead.
313
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,353
Got any change?
314
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,890
Here, here... Borrow some!
315
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,658
Is there a candy
Machine down there?
316
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,660
I'll take anything!
I don't care!
317
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,563
A hershey if they've got it!
318
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,799
Look, is there anything
Else we can get for you, nick?
319
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,334
I don't think so, harris.
320
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,602
Anybody you want us to call?
321
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:30,139
Uh, there's a three-horse
Parlay at belmont.
322
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,840
I'm talking about
Relatives. Come on.
323
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,609
Oh. No.
324
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,214
Look, the ambulance is
Gonna be here any moment,
325
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,382
So just try to relax, huh?
326
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,484
Tell you what, why
Don't you close your eyes,
327
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,186
Try to maybe take a nap?
328
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,322
But we're here.
We're right here.
329
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,647
If you need anything,
Just holler... Uh, ask.
330
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,930
Weird... I mean, it
Coming on so sudden.
331
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,498
Normally, there's two,
Three hours warning pain.
332
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:57,934
Gives you plenty of time
333
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,969
To get the person
To the hospital.
334
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:05,174
Well, um... Actually, he, uh...
335
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,910
Did complain of pain before.
336
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,578
Oh?
337
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,081
I didn't take him seriously.
338
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,983
I thought he was joking.
339
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,476
You got a dry sense of humor.
340
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,724
Where's wojo with that damn ice?
341
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,060
Afternoon, gentlemen. Captain.
342
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,228
What?
343
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:27,529
- it's 1:00.
- so?
344
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,431
You promised me a few moments
345
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,201
To review certain highlights
Of my service record, sir.
346
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,535
Levitt, I...
347
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,705
Oh, have I come at an
Inopportune time, sir?
348
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,039
Well, yes.
349
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,974
We're having a
Little difficulty.
350
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,476
Sergeant yemana is not well.
351
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,945
Yes, I noticed he
Wasn't at his usual desk.
352
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,679
I hope it's nothing
Serious, sir.
353
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,882
We're taking care of
It, but in the meantime,
354
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,384
We will have to postpone
Our little meeting.
355
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,486
- I understand, sir. 2:30?
- levitt...
356
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,322
Bad time for me, too, sir.
357
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,892
Captain miller, I'm back.
358
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:59,028
What is it, mr. Kleiner?
359
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,130
- I got one!
- one what?
360
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,298
Victor jurassic...
Wanted for mail fraud
361
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:05,267
And interstate flight
To avoid prosecution.
362
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,768
$600.
363
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:09,571
Mr. Kleiner, we're a little
Busy around here right now.
364
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,640
I spotted him on 7th avenue.
365
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,642
I trailed him for 15 blocks
366
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,910
Down to his flophouse
On the bowery.
367
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,346
He's there now.
368
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,414
You're the bounty hunter.
What do you want from us?
369
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,450
A little backup.
370
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,253
Why don't you have
A seat, mr. Kleiner?
371
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,722
I got a $600 package
Down at the ace hotel.
372
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,125
I don't have time to sit down.
373
00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,461
I thought we came to an
Understanding this morning.
374
00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,296
All right, all right.
375
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,487
We'll split 50-50,
But that's all.
376
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,836
- wojo.
- what did you get me?
377
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,338
They didn't have any ice.
378
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,807
- what do you got in there?
- popsicles.
379
00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:48,143
I'll take one of those! Please!
380
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,245
It's frozen water.
381
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:53,482
Captain, I'm going
Alone, by myself.
382
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,385
God willing, I'll
Be back in an hour.
383
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,154
Mr. Kleiner!
384
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,156
Mr. Kleiner, are you
Perfectly certain
385
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,492
That the man you saw is
This man in the picture?
386
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:07,951
Captain, these eyes
Don't make a mistake.
387
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,368
Uh, levitt.
388
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,504
Why don't you go
With mr. Kleiner here?
389
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,472
He may have located
A wanted person.
390
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,308
Yes, sir.
391
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,344
Would you have something
In a larger policeman?
392
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,114
Officer levitt is a
Perfectly competent,
393
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:28,217
Highly trained,
Well-qualified officer.
394
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,022
I'm sorry, forgive me.
395
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,857
I appreciate that, sir.
396
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,259
That's okay, levitt.
397
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,394
Maybe you'd like to note
That on my service record.
398
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,063
- levitt!
- no hurry, sir.
399
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,007
All right, kleiner,
Let's move out.
400
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,409
Well, he says the
Popsicles are helping.
401
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,810
That's good.
402
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,313
I want to know when is that
Ambulance gonna get here.
403
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:01,116
I don't know, but the doc says
That if the appendix bursts,
404
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,717
It can kill you.
405
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,053
Kill you?
406
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,021
Let's keep our voices down.
407
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,356
Wojo's correct.
408
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,613
Wojo's correct. Wojo's correct.
409
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,364
If he ruptures, toxic
Fluids in the abdominal cavity
410
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:16,731
Could result in peritonitis.
411
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,067
What are we going to do,
412
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:19,501
Sit here and wait for it to pop?
413
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,570
Anything I should know?
414
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,771
No. No, nick.
415
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,739
No, we were just talking
416
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,442
About how much
Work there is to do
417
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,479
And how we're gonna
Go about doing it, huh?
418
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,848
How do you feel?
419
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,217
Pregnant.
420
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,152
Is that sugar?
421
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,188
- is that sugar in that jar?
- yeah.
422
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,856
Just a couple of teaspoons.
423
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,125
A couple of
Teaspoons... I'll be fine.
424
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,360
It's not good for you.
You said so yourself.
425
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:46,728
I was wrong!
426
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,563
Just keep it down, will you?
427
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,799
Look, hey, hey, hey, hey.
428
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,734
I was embarrassed. I was angry.
429
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,404
Sugar is a wonderful food.
430
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,906
It gives you energy.
431
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,240
- it's good for you.
- no!
432
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,008
Come on!
433
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,343
Damn it, give me some sugar!
434
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,012
Will you keep it down?
435
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,579
I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
436
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:07,216
We've got a sick man here.
What's the matter with you?
437
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,418
Look, I'm really a
More dignified person
438
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,287
When my glucose level is normal.
439
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,121
Did you call an ambulance?
440
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,291
I vaguely remember
Doing so, yeah.
441
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,459
Barney: here we go.
Let's go. Come on.
442
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,495
Oh, good.
443
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,997
Okay, let's do it all together.
444
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,432
Hold it a second.
445
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:26,434
In case something happens to me,
446
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,770
Barney, there's a
Few things I got to...
447
00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,405
I want to tell you.
448
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:32,741
Okay, we'll talk about it later.
449
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,442
Let's go. Okay.
450
00:20:34,466 --> 00:20:37,613
I know what happens when
One of these things go,
451
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,180
You know what I mean?
452
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:41,350
And I want to talk to you now.
453
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:44,252
I file the precinct reports
454
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,155
And the manpower requests
455
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,525
Under "P" and "M" together.
456
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:53,429
And the specific
Cases, I cross-file
457
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:56,297
On the top drawer up to "K,"
458
00:20:56,321 --> 00:21:01,036
And if you can't find the
Case you're looking for,
459
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:04,461
You try "Miscellaneous,"
Under "R."
460
00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:10,267
I'll try to remember
That. Let's go, come on.
461
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,173
Here we go. Okay.
462
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,433
Phil, any word on nick yet?
463
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,234
No, but the hospital said
464
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,258
They'd call when
They knew something.
465
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:41,777
Hey, look, nothing's
Going to happen to him.
466
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,345
Yeah, sure. Listen,
467
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:46,148
Thousands of appendectomies
Are performed every year.
468
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:50,574
They're considered a safe and
Relatively simple procedure.
469
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,644
But?
470
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,891
But what?
471
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:59,260
Well, I mean, you
Always add something.
472
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,884
No. That's it.
473
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:06,301
Well, I appreciate that, arthur.
474
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,357
Yeah, I know.
475
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,009
Let's step lively,
Jurassic. Come on, in here.
476
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,678
What the hell is he
Doing with my picture?
477
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,713
The public's not
Supposed to have that.
478
00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,782
- sir...
- victor jurassic.
479
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:23,118
Mail fraud, interstate flight.
480
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:24,619
What are you cops doing,
481
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:27,522
Sending out an old man
To hunt down felons?
482
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:29,657
Ain't you got any pride?
483
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:34,196
Just button up
Your lip and sit down.
484
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,620
You heard what the man said.
485
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:43,638
I'm calling the hospital,
Barn. Maybe they forgot.
486
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:47,231
Uh, if you will
Initial this receipt?
487
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,715
12th precinct, captain
Miller speaking.
488
00:22:53,739 --> 00:22:56,118
Yes. Well, uh, w-what happened?
489
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:57,142
How is he?
490
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,655
Uh, nick's gonna be all right.
491
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:03,091
Can we talk to him?
492
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,060
Yes, I understand.
493
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:09,297
Thank you very much, ma'am.
494
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:13,501
Seems he's still a little
Delirious from the anesthesia.
495
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:16,205
The nurse said he kept
Mumbling something
496
00:23:16,229 --> 00:23:19,207
About "Appendix" coming
Before "Armed robbery."
497
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:21,810
Captain, my receipt, please.
498
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,912
Certainly, mr. Kleiner.
499
00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:25,547
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
500
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,316
It's been a pleasure
Doing business with you.
501
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,684
There you are, sir.
502
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:33,388
Officer, my policy is
To share my reward
503
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,858
With any person who's
Been of any assistance.
504
00:23:36,882 --> 00:23:39,494
Shall we say 20%?
505
00:23:39,518 --> 00:23:41,830
Sir, a police officer
506
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:45,767
Does not accept any private
Monetary remuneration.
507
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:48,203
His reward is the
Gratitude of the public,
508
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,873
The respect of his
Fellow officers,
509
00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:54,910
And the recognition he
Receives from his superiors.
510
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,400
I hope I made that
Perfectly clear.
511
00:23:59,738 --> 00:24:03,741
You're a cute,
Crazy, little person.
512
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,895
I hope you don't share
The same opinion, sir.
513
00:24:12,919 --> 00:24:14,496
Certainly not.
514
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,031
I'll be going down.
515
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,055
Okay.
516
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,907
Cute, isn't he?
517
00:24:24,931 --> 00:24:26,241
Yeah.
518
00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,866
Crazy little person.
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