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Yes, ma'am. We'll
Follow it through.
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You're welcome.
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Barney, a lady reports
A disgusting display
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Over on 10th.
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An ordinary disgusting
Display or something specific?
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A pornographic bakery.
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A por...
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She says there's a window
Display of cakes and pastry
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That are shaped
Like nude people,
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With different
Parts of the body.
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That's sick.
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Yeah, and she's
Particularly offended
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By a pair of, uh,
Strawberry cupcakes.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Good morning.
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Hello.
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Uh, yes, ma'am.
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Well, I'm real sorry
About the interference,
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But there's nothing we can do
About pigeons on your antenna.
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Yes, ma'am, well, you see,
We tried arresting them once,
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But the handcuffs kept
Slipping off their little feet.
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Somebody got up on the wrong
Side of the bed this morning.
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Somebody got up out
Of the wrong bed, period.
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Huh?
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Morning, captain.
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Oh, good morning, dietrich.
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Nick, wojo.
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Wojo: morning.
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Hey, roomie.
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Ohh.
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I see.
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No, you don't.
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Harris.
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Harris, I realize that
Living with someone
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That you're not...
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Used to can be difficult,
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Particularly when you're
Used to living by yourself.
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Barney, he grows things
All over that apartment.
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Look, it's temporary.
You'll find your own place.
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Besides, you can't ask
Him to change his lifestyle
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Just to accommodate you.
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A lot of people are
Into growing things...
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Plants, flowers... Wheat?
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Wheat?
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Mm-hmm.
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12th precinct, wojciehowicz.
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Barney, I'm gonna
Check the bakery shop.
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Okay.
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There a robbery?
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A pornographic bakery shop.
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The one on 10th?
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You've seen it?
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Yeah.
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How about those bagels?
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Okay, okay.
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- barn.
- mm-hmm?
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Disturbance over on houston.
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Some guy's ripping
Apart his apartment.
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Hmm, I know how he feels.
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Dietrich, you and wojo.
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Get your coat.
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Long as I'm going out,
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Anybody want any doughnuts?
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Doughnuts?
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Cakes?
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Cookies?
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You rascal, you.
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In here, mr. Porter.
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There's no reason.
I've asked him to leave.
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I've begged him to
Get out of my life!
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All right, what do we got here?
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This is elliott porter,
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The guy that was
Tearing up his apartment.
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That wasn't me! Look,
I'm not a violent man.
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I've never harmed another
Human being in my entire life.
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He threw his cat at
Us when we came in.
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That wasn't me, either!
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Who was it, mr. Porter?
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Go ahead. Tell him.
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Look, don't you
Laugh at something
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Just because you
Don't understand it.
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He says it was a gh-ghost.
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- ghost?
- ghost.
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A phenomenon.
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An inexplicable, seemingly
Irrational occurrence, which...
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And I don't like it
Any more than you do.
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Mr. Porter, you do understand
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That we have to proceed
According to the facts
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As we ascertain them?
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Consequently, for
The time being anyway,
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We are gonna have to hold you.
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You do understand that?
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Oh.
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Oh, julius is probably
Laughing at this whole thing.
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Julius?
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The phenomenon.
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It's his name.
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Sure it isn't casper? Oooh!
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English-literature major, right?
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All right, sergeant
Dietrich will book you.
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If you'll just have a seat
Over here, mr. Porter...
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Just right over there.
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Always a little fruitcake left
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- after christmas, huh, barney?
- okay, wojo.
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Actually, his story
Isn't totally fantastic.
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Oh, yeah?
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There's a lot of documentation
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On the sort of
Phenomena he describes.
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Oh, yeah?
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You've heard of poltergeist?
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It's a mischievous spirit...
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Makes its presence
Known by throwing things,
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Making noises.
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Pbht!
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Yeah, like that.
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Barney, I went to the bakery.
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- that the evidence?
- right.
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Better prepare yourself.
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Nick, I'm a relatively
Sophisticated adult.
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There isn't too much
That I haven't seen in...
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Is that what I think it is?
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Rye bread.
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Boy, you really got to be
Warped to so something like that.
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What the hell is up
With them poppy seeds?
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All right, gentlemen,
The pastry show is over.
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Let's get back to work.
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Call the d.A.'s office.
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See if you can get some
Kind of ruling on that.
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Right. Barney,
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You should have seen
What was going on
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In the gingerbread house.
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What?
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Tiny little phonies.
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- any next of kin, mr. Porter?
- no.
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I don't have very
Many friends, either,
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Thanks to julius.
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What do you know about him?
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Julius?
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Oh, he's been in the
Family for years.
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Died in the revolutionary war.
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Oh, really?
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Shot for treason.
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That makes sense.
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What?
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Poltergeists are often
Spirits who were bothered in life
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And died under tragic
Or bizarre circumstances.
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That's what I've been trying
To tell people for years.
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Nobody believes a word I say.
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That makes sense, too.
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Yeah?
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Well, there are many
Instances of such phenomena...
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Including verification
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By respected and
Intelligent people.
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Yeah, I know that.
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However, society still refuses
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To accept the
Observer of such events.
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For the most part, they're
Considered unreliable.
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That's right.
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They're branded
As irresponsible,
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Insane, and even dangerous.
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Right!
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Get the hell out of here!
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I couldn't understand a word
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Coming out of your fat mouth!
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Hold it down! Settle down.
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Settle down. This
Is a police station.
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Let's show some
Courtesy and respect.
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Stick it in your ear, creep.
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Hey, that doesn't bother us.
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We're trained to take
Abuse from hostile citizenry.
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You little pipsqueak.
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That doesn't bother
You, does it, sir?
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- no.
- see?
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Levitt, what do you got?
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Patrolman picked them up in
Front of an apartment, sir...
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Causing a disturbance,
Public nuisance, like that.
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I'm captain miller.
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You got some
Authority around here?
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Some.
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Then, keep this crazy
Greek away from me.
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- darling...
- shut up, you old shepherd.
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Shepherd. I am a welder.
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Um, do you know this gentleman?
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Of course she knows
Me. I'm her husband.
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Big mouth.
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This is your husband, ma'am?
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What, do you want to
Get technical about it?
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Technical?
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It's very confusing, sir.
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I'm aware of that, levitt.
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Yes, sir, but you're
On the right track, sir.
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Here's our marriage certificate.
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Big deal... A piece of paper.
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I got a driver's license, too.
It doesn't mean I own a car.
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Mr. Demitrius
Stefanos and miss...
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My professional
Name is tricia morgan.
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Professional?
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You're an actress, miss morgan?
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Yeah, I have to be.
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Uh, mr. And mrs. Stefanos,
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I really don't think
We can help you...
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Maybe a marriage counselor.
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Marriage counselor?!
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I want a court order
Keeping this guy off my back.
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For two months, he's
Been following me around,
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Bringing me candy,
Sending me flowers.
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He's your husband!
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So, what's that...
Carte blanche?
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Captain, I can explain.
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Watch it, plato.
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Tricia married me
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So I could stay in this
Country permanently.
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For a fee?
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Yes.
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It was a dowry.
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I don't think that's
Legal, is it, barn?
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I wouldn't imagine so, no.
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All I wanted was to stay here.
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I love this country.
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And over the last two months,
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I decided I love her, too.
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I do. I'm not ashamed of that.
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Listen, don't talk
To me about love.
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- love is my business.
- don't say that.
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Spying on me,
Ruining my schedules.
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Lack of organization...
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That's why 85% of all
Small businesses fail.
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Wojo, would you
Contact immigration?
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I have a feeling this
Is their jurisdiction.
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And take a statement from...
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Tricia morgan.
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Over there, lady.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Tricia, promise me...
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Mr. Stefanos, if you
Will, over here. Nick?
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Yeah, I'll be right
Back, mr. Stefanos.
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Sad case, eh, sir?
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They all are.
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I know how he feels.
Women, huh, sir?
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Women.
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Some guys are just
Unlucky. Others are cursed.
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Uh, you will excuse
Me, levitt. I've got some...
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That's why some guys
Have to pay for affection.
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- they have to.
- perhaps.
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Not me, sir. I wasn't
Speaking of me.
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On a patrolman's
Pay, who can afford it?
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- what?
- nothing, sir.
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Oh, nick, for god's sakes,
How many times have I told you?
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Shove the drawer
Back in when you finish.
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This won't happen.
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- I did, I swear, barney.
- yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He's here.
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Julius?
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He's followed me here.
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Sit down.
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Why won't you leave me alone?
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I mean, the gall of
Him to follow me here!
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Mr. Porter, it was
Just an accident.
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You pull this drawer
Out too far, it falls out.
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Don't you talk down to me!
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- hold it.
- don't you feel the presence?
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Don't you feel the cold
Clamminess in the air?
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It's probably just our heater.
265
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,237
Better get out of here, julius!
266
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,104
This place is loaded with cops!
267
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,740
Just take it easy, mr. Porter.
268
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:38,974
There's mace, sir.
269
00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,809
Stay the hell out
Of it, will you, levitt?
270
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:42,612
Negative on the
Mace. Right, sir.
271
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:44,680
Take it easy. Just
Take it easy. Harris?
272
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:48,551
Uh, yeah, I know
The number by heart.
273
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:49,985
It's unfair!
274
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,388
It really is, you know?
275
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,558
There are a lot of unfair
Things in this world, you know?
276
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,693
I mean, that's what
We're here for.
277
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,851
We're here to take care of...
278
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,759
I think we can
Rule out the wind.
279
00:12:20,474 --> 00:12:23,085
Ah, man, look, it's
Just a matter of,
280
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,953
You know, basic physics.
281
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,623
You put too many
Coats on one side,
282
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:29,725
And it tips over.
283
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,527
I suppose.
284
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:35,665
It's just a matter of balance.
285
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:38,301
You know, I saw
Mr. Wizard explain that
286
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,403
Sitting on a teeter-totter.
287
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,738
Took three kids
To balance him out.
288
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:43,762
Oh, yeah?
289
00:12:45,097 --> 00:12:47,142
Wonderful universe, ain't it?
290
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,599
Mm-hmm.
291
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,916
Got a permanent address?
292
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,284
No.
293
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,553
I'm on the road a lot.
294
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,955
You mean on the street.
295
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,024
That supposed to be an insult?
296
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:05,361
Nope. I just don't
Like to mince words.
297
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,952
Oh. Then by all
Means, let's not.
298
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:12,568
Occupation?
299
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:13,592
None.
300
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,129
Just a lucrative hobby.
301
00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:24,769
Mind if I get a cup of coffee?
302
00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:28,039
Help yourself.
303
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,927
I can't describe the
Feelings I had when I...
304
00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,929
Hmm?
305
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,564
I can't describe
The feelings I had
306
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:46,135
When I saw the statue of
Liberty standing there...
307
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,471
Beautiful, magnificent,
Compassionate.
308
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,840
But I'm sure you have
Felt the same way.
309
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,542
- I was born here.
- oh.
310
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,179
But my parents
Had the same feeling
311
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,514
When they first saw alcatraz.
312
00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,704
Uh...
313
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,410
Aah!
314
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,824
Damn it, julius.
315
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,115
Why can't you leave me alone?
316
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,596
Ucch!
317
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,553
Get out of here! Aah!
318
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:17,967
- get away!
- come on!
319
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,501
Will you cool it
In there, please?
320
00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,370
- aah!
- come on.
321
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,571
Take it easy, mr. Porter.
322
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,007
Don't just stand
There, get him off of me!
323
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,675
Mr. Porter, if you
Don't cut it out,
324
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,579
I'm gonna have to use handcuffs!
325
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,153
Thanks.
326
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,310
I think you scared him off.
327
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:41,591
Harris.
328
00:14:41,615 --> 00:14:42,925
Oh, yeah. Right here, barn.
329
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:44,360
What's with bellevue?
330
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,296
Oh, uh, they said you'll,
Uh, just have to wait, barn.
331
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,964
They've got priorities.
332
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,599
- priorities?
- yeah. You know,
333
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,103
Suicides, uh,
Antisocial aggressives,
334
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,270
Manic depressives.
335
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:57,206
They said the, uh, disillusioned
336
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,562
Will just have to wait.
337
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,271
Can I help you?
338
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,822
Carl simms, department
Of immigration.
339
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:16,291
Ah, mr. Simms, I'm
Captain miller.
340
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,094
Italian and irish?
341
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:22,297
Uh, no.
342
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,355
Mediterranean.
343
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,568
A little.
344
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,170
It's a hobby of mine.
345
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,940
Would you like to
Step in my office?
346
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,141
Fine.
347
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,609
I understand you have
Some illegal entry.
348
00:15:34,633 --> 00:15:36,511
We're not sure what we've got.
349
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,513
Vietnamese.
350
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:38,836
Omaha.
351
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,852
This is sergeant yemana.
352
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:46,989
This is mr. Stefanos,
Mrs. Stefanos.
353
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,458
This is mr. Simms,
Department of immigration.
354
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,927
Pleased to meet you.
355
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,261
Yes, I know.
356
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,462
This way.
357
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,797
They're always so
Pleased to meet me.
358
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,622
They think I have the power
Of life and death over them.
359
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,275
Don't worry.
360
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,777
I'll tell them that
Everything is my fault.
361
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,246
Nothing will happen to you.
362
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,349
Well, ain't you the
Knight in shining armor?
363
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,017
Hey, lady, that ain't
No way to talk to him.
364
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,452
He's doing you a favor.
365
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,955
If he wants to do me a favor,
He could leave me alone.
366
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,591
I don't want him calling me.
I don't want him bugging me.
367
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,026
I don't want him coming around.
368
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:26,850
I don't ever want
To see him again.
369
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,437
If that's what you really want,
370
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,605
I won't bother you
371
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,741
Or call you or see you again.
372
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,511
I've heard that before.
373
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,180
I am a man of honor.
374
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,104
What I say, I'll do.
375
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,677
I hope so.
376
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,930
But you must stop
Doing what you're doing!
377
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,264
Oh, come on.
378
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,633
It's not necessary for
You to sell yourself to men.
379
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,336
Supply and demand, baby.
Everybody's got to live.
380
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,837
Get a regular job.
381
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,573
Be a secretary, something legit.
382
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,542
Why don't you mind
Your own business?
383
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,844
Minding your
Business is my business.
384
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,013
It's not necessary
For you to work.
385
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,848
I will work. I will work hard.
386
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,149
I will give you money.
387
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:22,818
I will give you
Anything you need.
388
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,762
Forget it. I'm not
A charity case.
389
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,780
Mr. Stefanos, I think
You're wasting your time.
390
00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:35,698
Oh, I have plenty of time.
391
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:36,765
Oh, forget it.
392
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,534
Just another cheap hooker.
393
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,936
Don't you ever say
Anything like that again!
394
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,271
I don't care if you are
An officer of the law.
395
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,574
I won't allow it! I
Don't care if I go to jail!
396
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,242
Hey, hey, hey.
397
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,577
Come on, now. I
Didn't mean it, huh?
398
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:50,513
I didn't mean anything by that.
399
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,635
I'm sorry.
400
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:09,398
It's gonna be difficult to prove
401
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,599
That this marriage
402
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,001
Is purely for the
Purposes of illegal entry.
403
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,671
Of course. It's difficult.
404
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,375
It's always difficult to be
The one person responsible
405
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,578
For 290,000 immigrants into
This country every year.
406
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,001
What am I, god?
407
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,516
Well, I appreciate
Your problem, mr...
408
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,017
Do you know what it's like
409
00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,953
To look into their
Pathetic, hoping faces
410
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,557
And to say, "You, stay.
411
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,993
You, go. You live, you die."
412
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:39,828
Do you know what it's like
413
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,431
Dealing with 290,000
Huddled masses
414
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,766
Yearning to be free?
415
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,504
Oh, sure, "Give me your
Tired and your poor."
416
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,528
Big talk from a statue.
417
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,379
Is there food in that box?
418
00:18:57,403 --> 00:18:59,781
You wouldn't want any.
419
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,217
Why not? Open up.
420
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,652
I just don't think
You should see it.
421
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:04,676
Come on.
422
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,979
I told you.
423
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,984
Big deal... Cookies.
424
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,970
Uh... Mr. Stefanos, miss morgan,
425
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,306
Mr. Simms here would like
To ask you a few questions.
426
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,609
Please, I will be glad
To cooperate fully.
427
00:19:27,633 --> 00:19:30,880
You see, they're always
Glad to cooperate fully.
428
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,481
All right, tell me this.
429
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,505
Was the marriage
Ever consummated?
430
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,554
I don't understand
What that means.
431
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:42,914
Oh, hey, it means did
You and her ever...
432
00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:48,230
I don't know. What?
433
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:50,254
Mr. Stefanos...
434
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:58,674
I understand.
435
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,109
And you expect me to answer?
436
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,210
Do you?
437
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:05,280
A man never speaks
About his wife this way.
438
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,682
It's dishonorable.
439
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:10,152
Yeah, I agree with... Demitrius.
440
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:11,742
Demitrius.
441
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,658
Well, goodbye, captain.
442
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,092
That's it?
443
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:19,728
Without a confession
Or an informant,
444
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:21,496
There is nothing I can do.
445
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:22,798
Okay.
446
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,869
Look, they beat the system.
They got around the law.
447
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,059
It's the american way, no?
448
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,941
Goodbye, mr. Simms,
And good luck.
449
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,098
Hey, armenian.
450
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,656
Your mother is french.
451
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,891
Right.
452
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,626
- and your father?
- he's dead.
453
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,094
I mean before.
454
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,651
He was alive.
455
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:07,576
Mr. Stefanos, miss morgan,
You're, uh, free to go.
456
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,632
About time.
457
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,919
Will I see you again?
458
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,521
Hey, what's the point, huh?
459
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:20,911
I suppose none.
460
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,961
Thank you for the new country.
461
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,396
Don't be crazy. You paid for it.
462
00:21:28,420 --> 00:21:31,533
And for the pleasure
To have you for my wife,
463
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,023
If only in name.
464
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,430
Yeah, well...
465
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,201
Nice to meet you, too.
466
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,706
Goodbye.
467
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:51,341
Goodbye.
468
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,232
Say, listen, if you ever
Have any problems...
469
00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,256
I mean, if you get
Lost or something...
470
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,638
You give me a call, okay?
471
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,662
That's very nice.
472
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,165
Yeah.
473
00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:28,379
Thank you.
474
00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:36,654
Goodbye.
475
00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:39,667
How long does it take you
To become a citizen now?
476
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:43,071
Oh, in three years
I will be eligible.
477
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:45,340
- good luck.
- thank you.
478
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:49,311
I look forward
To be naturalized.
479
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:53,415
And also... Consummating.
480
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,673
It's the country of
Opportunity, isn't it?
481
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:06,128
Banana boat is downstairs
For an elliott porter.
482
00:23:06,152 --> 00:23:08,530
Levitt, we can do
Without those phrases.
483
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,365
I heard harris say it.
484
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,368
Wasn't intended for public use.
485
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,037
All right, levitt. Open it up.
486
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,071
Right, sir.
487
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,540
Take porter down
To the ambulance.
488
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,774
This way, please.
489
00:23:19,798 --> 00:23:21,643
Oh, sure. I don't mind.
490
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:23,145
I'm really not insane.
491
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:25,580
The psychiatrists
Are gonna prove that.
492
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:27,515
I hope so, mr. Porter.
493
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,218
I sincerely hope so.
494
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,553
Oliver wendell holmes once said,
495
00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:36,180
"Insanity is often the logic of
An accurate mind overtaxed."
496
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:40,184
That's crazy.
497
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,037
Gentlemen, duty calls.
498
00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,177
I heard that, too.
499
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:57,112
Ha.
500
00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:59,981
It's just probably a coffee cup
501
00:24:00,005 --> 00:24:02,384
I left too near the edge of
The desk or something fell off.
502
00:24:02,408 --> 00:24:03,385
Probably.
503
00:24:03,409 --> 00:24:05,654
Yeah, or a bookend.
504
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,555
Or a paperweight.
505
00:24:07,579 --> 00:24:09,446
Yeah, yeah, paperweight.
506
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,562
Hi.
507
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,053
My name's arthur.
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