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Huh.
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What's the matter?
Nobody got any work to do?
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Harris: fish, how are you?
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- how are you?
- all right.
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To what do we owe this honor?
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I had to come down to sign
Some forms for my pension,
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So I just thought I'd
Drop in and say hello.
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Hello.
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He's a card, isn't he?
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Come on, come on. Sit down.
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Fish, here you go.
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- fish.
- yeah?
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You want to sit
At your old desk?
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Oh, no, no. It's not necessary.
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Same desk. Same chair.
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No, that's all right.
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Go ahead. Answer it.
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Dietrich.
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I'll get it.
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Fish, give me your coat and hat.
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Here you go, fish.
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Oh, thank you, nick.
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- so...
- aren't you gonna drink it?
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Uh... I'm just
Taking my time, nick.
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I've been clean for
A while, you know.
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I got your old cup, too.
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Have you washed it?
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Nope. Nobody's touched it.
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Give you my word.
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Captain?
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There's been a robbery.
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Yeah?
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The hubbard
Mortuary on 9th street.
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I hesitate to ask.
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Someone stole a body.
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Harris, you and dietrich.
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Uh, I'm expecting a call
From a rental office, barney.
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We take messages.
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Oh. Yeah. Right.
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Why would anybody
Want a dead body?
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They don't.
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Sometimes it just happens.
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Want some more coffee, fish?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Thanks.
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What you been doing, huh?
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Oh, a little of this,
A little of that.
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Well, I mean, been going to
Any ball games or hockey?
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Sports don't
Interest me anymore.
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All the players I knew
Have been dead for years.
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Yeah, right.
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Well, uh... How
About, uh, theater?
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Oh, uh... Museums or, uh...
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Oh, I've been to,
Uh, to the museum.
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Oh, yeah? What did you see?
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A lot of bones.
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Mummies all wrapped up.
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If it's dead, they
Got one there.
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Yeah. I guess so.
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Hey, you know what
I like to do, fish?
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I like going to the zoo.
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I mean, there's so
Much life around a zoo.
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Really, there's baby animals.
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There's people laughing,
Joking, talking, just living.
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You know what I mean?
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I took the kids there.
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Oh, yeah. It's a
Great place for kids.
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Those big turtles there...
Now, those are my favorites.
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Tortoises.
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Yeah, the big suckers.
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Geez, they live
Longer than anything.
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We saw one that
Was 260 years old.
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I told you.
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Died the day we were there.
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That's a shame.
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They had to lift him
Out with a... With a crane.
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Wow, it's too
Bad the little kids
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Had to see something
Like that happen, huh?
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They didn't know.
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They thought it was flying.
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That man is crazy.
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He would have killed
Me in my own mortuary.
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Look, please just try and keep
It down, will you, mr. Hubbard?
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- just stay calm.
- okay, okay. What's going on?
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Uh, barney, this is
Mr. Nelson hubbard.
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- of the hubbard mortuary?
- right.
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He... He hit me over the head,
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And when I came to, he was gone.
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Who's he?
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- mr. Lewis.
- and who is mr. Lewis?
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The missing stiff.
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Once again from the
Top. What happened?
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Well, barney, it appears
That a mr. Julius whittenour
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Brought the
Deceased in yesterday.
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Then he came back today to
Discuss the funeral arrangements
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With mr. Hubbard.
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He argued with mr. Hubbard
Concerning the prices,
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And then he hit
Mr. Hubbard over the head
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And absconded with the body.
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Mr. Whittenour hit
Mr. Hubbard and stole mr. Lewis.
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Plus $75 worth of embalming.
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Ah.
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He said he wasn't
Gonna pay me any money.
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I said, "You signed a
Contract." that's when he hit me.
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Just take it easy, mr. Hubbard.
Have a seat, will you?
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Fish: uh, barney?
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Use this chair.
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Mr. Hubbard, sit over here.
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Now, mr. Hubbard...
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Do you have any idea
Where mr. Whittenour lives?
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Yes.
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It's on this contract here.
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Business is bad enough.
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I mean, what with all the
Modern medical techniques,
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Pretty soon people are
Liable to live till they're 100,
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And then where will I be?
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This the address...
602 cornelia?
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Yes.
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Okay. Wojo, nick.
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Let's take a run
Over to 602 cornelia.
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See if you can find
Mr. Whittenour and friend.
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While you're at it, check
All the local mortuaries.
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See if mr. Lewis shows up.
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Why would he want to
Go to another place?
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I have no idea.
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Uh, barn, I got a lot of
Work to do, you know.
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- maybe nick...
- do it when you get back.
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You know how it builds up.
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There is no better
Mortuary than mine.
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I'm sure, mr., uh, hubbard.
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Through?
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Check out peterson and
Gilkirst on east 6th street.
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He'll give you a lower rate.
But you want to know why?
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No, I don't.
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You want to know why?
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You know what you
Get in a $300 casket?
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- pressed sawdust.
- mr. Hubbard...
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It disintegrates.
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It'll last two,
Three years maybe,
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And then your loved
Ones are laying in dirt.
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- mr. Hubbard...
- uh, barn?
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Want to laugh about linings?
Call waterbury and kline.
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Mr. Hubbard, just
Take it easy. Just relax.
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Barney, can I talk
To you for a minute?
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Excuse me, mr. Hubbard.
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I got an organ.
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Cost me $4,500.
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Wojo, what is it
That's disturbing you?
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It's... It's the funeral parlor.
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I mean, that's that music
And those kind of people...
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And, uh, the smell
Of the flowers
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Just makes me
Want to... Avoid them.
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Wojo, look, there are
Certain things in life
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That are unpleasant
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That you're gonna have
To learn how to deal with.
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Flowers may be one of them.
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Barney?
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Barney... Look.
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See, I had this really horrible
Experience when I was a kid.
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What happened?
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Well, I was 6 1/2 and, uh,
My grandmother died,
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And, uh, my parents told me
That, uh, she was just sleeping.
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Oh, that's not uncommon.
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I mean, death is a
Pretty abstract concept
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To try to explain
To a 6-year-old.
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I tried to wake her up.
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Harris, dietrich!
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You two go to the... Check
Out the funeral parlors.
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Wojo and nick will check
Mr. Whittenour's address.
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Okay, barn.
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Hey, let's go, nick.
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All right, mr. Hubbard.
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I'll have to take
Your statement.
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Barney, uh, you're
Shorthanded. Why don't I do that?
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Don't be silly. I
Can take care of it.
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What do you think, I
Can't do it anymore?
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Ha. Don't be ridiculous.
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I just thought...
Well, look, I, uh...
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I didn't want to impose.
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You're not imposing.
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Well, it would help.
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Since when can't
A friend help out?
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Now, you let me know if you
Have to leave or something.
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Forget about it, barney.
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I'll enjoy it.
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Mr. Hubbard, sit over there.
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Step inside, mr. Whittenour.
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That's him! That's the
Man that stole the body!
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Okay, sit down, will you?
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Ghoul!
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Uh, this is julius
Whittenour, barney.
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This is captain miller.
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Oh, uh, pleasure, captain.
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Mr. Whittenour.
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Uh, the apartment was
Empty when we got there.
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Mr. Whittenour was
Getting ready to move out.
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Oh, well, you see,
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The two of us together
Could hardly afford the rent.
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And now, with leonard gone...
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My sympathies for your
Loss, mr. Whittenour.
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Thank you.
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You know, you would
Have liked leonard.
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Everybody liked leonard...
Strangers, friends, animals.
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You know, animals are a
Very good judge of people.
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Never trust a man
Who can't get a squirrel
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To eat out of his hand.
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I'm sure mr. Lewis was
A wonderful person.
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00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,926
Oh, oh, c-call him leonard.
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He never liked formalities.
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Of course. Have a
Seat, mr. Whittenour.
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Thank you.
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You know, we started
To share the apartment
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When our wives died.
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Barney: mr. Whittenour...
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What have you done with leonard?
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Why?
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Well, we have to be sure
That he was properly...
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Disposed of.
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Don't worry.
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Leonard's all right.
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I buried him.
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Oh, my god! You're
Not allowed to do that!
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Just take it easy, mr. Hubbard.
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That's illegal.
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And non-union!
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Now, look, I'm trying to
Conduct an investigation!
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Will you just take it easy?!
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Control yourself. Sit down.
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Where did you bury leonard?
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Wh-what's the difference?
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It's over. He's gone.
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It's not quite over.
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I mean, you can't just bury
Somebody any old place.
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Who says so?
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The law says so.
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Besides, a man is
Entitled to be buried
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With a certain
Amount of dignity.
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Dignity?
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I buried him with love.
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No luck, captain.
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We checked every
Funeral home in the area.
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No sign of lewis or whittenour.
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This is mr. Whittenour.
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Just buried his
Friend by himself.
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No kidding.
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00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,233
Hey, uh, barn, did I get a
Call from the rental office?
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There's a message
On your desk, harris.
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Oh, thanks, barney.
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Where'd he bury him?
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Unfortunately, mr. Whittenour
Refuses to tell us.
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Will he give us a hint?
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What do they mean,
"Better try the bronx"?
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00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,787
Man, I ain't living in no bronx.
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00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:09,791
That's where the zoo is.
Camels live in the bronx.
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Mr. Whittenour...
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You don't seem to understand
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00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:17,099
The seriousness
Of this situation.
257
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,601
You could be charged
With theft of a body,
258
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,503
With a health-code violation...
259
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,138
And assault.
260
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,539
Quiet, hubbard.
261
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,441
He owes me money, too!
262
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,277
That is a civil
Matter, mr. Hubbard.
263
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,845
You're gonna have
To sue for that.
264
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,381
We are concerned here
Only with criminal violations!
265
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,917
And what about assault?
Isn't that criminal?
266
00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,885
That's criminal.
267
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,387
I'll sue him for that, too.
268
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,777
Be my guest.
269
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,859
Uh, who's the old man, nick?
270
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,061
That's, uh, mr. Whittenour.
271
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:48,196
Oh.
272
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,666
He buried his best friend.
273
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,603
I buried a lot of mine.
274
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,270
If he buried the guy,
275
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:58,507
It'd have to be somewhere
He couldn't be seen.
276
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,575
Deserted building, a park...
277
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,012
Or in the river.
278
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:06,415
Would you throw a
Friend in that river?
279
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,559
Barney, he couldn't
Have taken him too far.
280
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,689
Not a building.
281
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,713
A park.
282
00:15:17,183 --> 00:15:18,382
Central park?
283
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,757
Thank you.
284
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,307
Central park, mr. Whittenour?
285
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,877
It'll take you 10
Years to find him.
286
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,746
Mr. Whittenour,
You can go to jail!
287
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,249
There are worse places.
288
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,219
Maybe we could use
A metal detector.
289
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,244
Sometimes it's easy to overlook
Loose change in the pockets.
290
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:50,927
Mr. Whittenour, I'm appealing
To your sense of decency.
291
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,861
If you tell us where leonard is,
292
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,831
I promise you, the city
Will give him a decent burial.
293
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,066
The city?
294
00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:01,103
Pshh. They can't
Afford it, either.
295
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,239
Well, you leave me no
Choice, mr. Whittenour.
296
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,740
Harris, put him in the cage.
297
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,208
We'll turn it over to the d.A.
298
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,043
Right, barn. Mr. Whittenour?
299
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,067
Hmm? Oh.
300
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,487
Mr. Hubbard, you're free to go.
301
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,357
Sorry if we caused
You any inconvenience.
302
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,860
Forget it. It
Happens all the time.
303
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,629
Ripping off your
Undertaker's a popular pastime.
304
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,830
I'll never get paid.
305
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:32,067
There are legal
Avenues of restitution.
306
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:35,937
So what do I do, repossess?
307
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:39,175
A dilemma, mr. Hubbard,
Truly a dilemma.
308
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:42,678
Uh, fish, has mr. Hubbard
Completed his statement?
309
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:46,748
Yeah, and he's also filled
Out an assault complaint
310
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:49,318
Against the old gentleman, too.
311
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,221
You haven't signed
It yet, mr. Hubbard.
312
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,856
I haven't read it yet.
313
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,981
Take your time.
Just take your time.
314
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,334
I prefer to do things
Slowly and carefully.
315
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,757
I don't want to discuss it.
316
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,776
Barney?
317
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,966
Can I speak to you for a minute?
318
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:20,816
Would you like me to
Talk to mr. Whittenour?
319
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,719
Oh, look, we've already
Taken up too much of your time.
320
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,087
I think I understand
The old man.
321
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,491
He may want to talk to
Someone of his own era.
322
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,093
Well, look, you don't have to.
323
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:33,929
I know I don't have
To, but I want to.
324
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,932
I did it for many
Years because I had to.
325
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,066
Now I want to.
326
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,635
Well, look, I understand.
327
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:44,072
There's a big difference
Between having to do something
328
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,575
And wanting to do something.
329
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:51,580
You see, barney, there is work,
And then there are hobbies.
330
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,405
Harris, open the cage.
331
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:03,992
Stupid.
332
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:05,327
What?
333
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,351
Eh...
334
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,232
People spend their life savings
335
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,169
Just to go through all that
Hoopty-do when somebody dies.
336
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,438
If they're gone, they're gone.
337
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,607
Ought to just plant them
In the ground and forget it.
338
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:23,279
Death has been treated
Ceremoniously for centuries.
339
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:26,649
Yeah, but all that crying
And wailing and drinking.
340
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,016
Yeah.
341
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:33,389
Some cultures, the rituals
Go on for days, even months.
342
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:37,526
The egyptians used to bury
Their kings with gold, food...
343
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,150
Even their wives.
344
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,265
While they were still alive?
345
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,256
Sort of an incentive to
Keep their husbands healthy.
346
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:52,308
Show me a sick king, I'll
Show you a nervous queen.
347
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,946
That was one of the first jokes.
348
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,119
I don't blame you.
349
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:07,423
My insurance
Premiums are killing me.
350
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:12,227
A friend like you
Makes a lot more sense.
351
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,552
You dig a hole, put up a marker.
352
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,857
I don't suppose
You put up a marker?
353
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,506
No marker.
354
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,442
Oh, that's a shame.
355
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,578
I know where he is.
356
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:33,482
Well, I hope he stays there.
357
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,819
Where's he got to go?
358
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,889
You know how parks are.
359
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:44,759
How are parks?
360
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:47,162
They never sit still.
361
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,031
They're always growing...
362
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:56,293
Like a zoo, a bathroom,
Basketball poles.
363
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,799
They do a lot of digging, boy.
364
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,721
Tell you the truth, it was me, I
Wouldn't want to be disturbed
365
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,846
To make room for
A basketball pole.
366
00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:22,731
Finished, mr. Hubbard?
367
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,832
Don't rush me.
368
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,067
Sorry.
369
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,002
I mean, where's the
Fire, for god's sakes?
370
00:20:28,026 --> 00:20:30,004
Uh, we were speculating
371
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:33,409
That perhaps you
Had changed your mind.
372
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,344
Well, I haven't.
373
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,512
Just considering the
Possibility of second thoughts,
374
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:38,513
Mr. Hubbard.
375
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,282
Sure!
376
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,817
What good would it
Do for an undertaker
377
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,219
To have second thoughts?
378
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,056
That's funny.
379
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,924
What's funny about that?
380
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:54,396
We're just as human
As any of you are!
381
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,231
Look, take it easy, mr. Hubbard.
382
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,034
It's just a strange emotional
Reaction that people have
383
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,369
To the sort of work you do.
384
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,304
What about the
Sort of work we do?
385
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,806
You need people to do
The sort of work we do.
386
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,176
Uh, mr. Hubbard...
If it weren't for us,
387
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,300
You'd be up to your
Ears in the departed!
388
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:14,783
Harris, let me out.
389
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,174
Excuse me, mr. Hubbard.
390
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,994
Barney...
391
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,897
Whittenour told me
Where the body is buried...
392
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,031
Drew a little map.
393
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,700
How did you, uh...
394
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,157
We understand each other.
395
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,173
This is the lake.
396
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,776
This is the 76th street
Entrance of the park.
397
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,278
Here's leonard...
398
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,815
Right across from the
Museum of natural history.
399
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,250
Very good.
400
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:50,252
It figures.
401
00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,921
Nick, call the parks department.
402
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:56,692
Tell them where leonard
Is, and call the coroner.
403
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,761
And if he wants to know why
He's in such beautiful shape,
404
00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,429
You can tell him who to thank.
405
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,098
I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
406
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,467
Now, mr. Hubbard, what
About mr. Whittenour?
407
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,335
I don't care what
You do with him.
408
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,838
Well, at the moment,
That's strictly up to you.
409
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,907
Well, I'm tired
Of being a heavy,
410
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:15,043
So you can take this complaint
And stick it in your ear.
411
00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:17,079
That's very
Compassionate of you.
412
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,469
Thanks for noticing.
413
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:24,286
And just for the record, I
Like to dance, I tell jokes,
414
00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,089
I have a little
Drink now and then,
415
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:30,326
And I go bowling
On tuesday nights.
416
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:32,261
And I'm also sorry
I lost my temper.
417
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:35,030
Perfectly understandable,
Mr. Hubbard.
418
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:38,066
It's those damn
Boris karloff movies!
419
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:41,103
Thank you for your
Assistance, mr. Hubbard.
420
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,493
Don't mention it.
421
00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:54,939
Bye.
422
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:01,513
Nick...
423
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,859
Turn mr. Whittenour loose.
424
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,429
What happens now?
425
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,031
Free to go, mr. Whittenour.
426
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,233
And leonard?
427
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,935
You're gonna take care of him?
428
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:17,005
- I have your word for it.
- I promise.
429
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,807
Maybe I better go
Down to the park
430
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,275
In case they can't find him.
431
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:21,276
Fine.
432
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,378
Uh, I'll run him over, barney.
433
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,379
Thank you.
434
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,814
Don't mention it.
435
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,317
If leonard was alive,
He would thank you, too.
436
00:23:28,341 --> 00:23:30,218
That's all right,
Mr. Whittenour.
437
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,122
Of course, if leonard was alive,
438
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,513
There would be no reason
For him to thank you.
439
00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:39,961
In the meantime...
440
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:41,296
I'm very grateful.
441
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,720
All in a day's work,
Mr. Whittenour.
442
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:50,405
Fish... I want to thank you.
443
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,741
Oh, barney, you don't
Have to thank me.
444
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,376
No need of that.
445
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,845
I mean, sooner or later,
446
00:23:56,869 --> 00:24:00,281
You'd have gotten
The information.
447
00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:04,853
You're all very capable,
No question about it.
448
00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:09,846
It's a matter of
Time and experience.
449
00:24:14,252 --> 00:24:17,388
Uh, barney, punch
Me out, will you?
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