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Another one. Another darn thing.
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Got you!
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Wojo?
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I'm under the desk.
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Do you want to talk about it?
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It's these cockroaches...
They're driving me crazy.
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Actually, the cockroach
Is a remarkable creature,
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Existing on earth
Since the silurian age,
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Over 400 million years ago.
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Fascinating.
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He's one of the most
Durable and adaptive
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Of all living things.
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And he plays a vital role
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In maintaining the
Delicate ecological balance
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That's necessary to sustain
Life on our fragile planet.
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Got that sucker.
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Wojo, that greenberg
Report finished?
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Yeah, it's right...
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Uh...
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I guess I'll have to retype it.
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All the bugs in your
Bathroom are dead.
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Thank you, mr. Keller.
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Don't mention it. They
Were dead already.
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What about the bugs
In my squad room?
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Oh, I got to remove some
Of the molding over there,
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And in a couple of hours,
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There will be nothing in
This room that can move.
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I hope you're referring
To the insects.
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What do you think...
I spray people?
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I'm a professional.
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A small attempt at humor.
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You know, I got the
Power of life and death
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Over these creatures.
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They live in fear of me alone.
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I'm their god, their master.
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There's another one.
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God.
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I'll be right there.
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I was just making conversation.
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I mean, there's
Nothing illegal...
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Why don't you try and
Keep it down, ladies?
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"Ladies"... What is
That supposed to be...
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Some kind of sarcastic remark?
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Look, there was no
Sarcasm intended,
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But I can see your point.
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Miss capshaw, a
Pleasure, as usual.
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Ah, miss duquette.
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Dynamite to see
You again, captain.
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Uh, they were soliciting
At lafayette and 12th.
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I was waiting for a bus.
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And she can handle one.
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And this is...
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Oh, uh, yes, this
Is roberta kerlin.
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Captain miller.
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How are you?
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Fine. Thank you. How are you?
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Fine, just fine.
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Ladies, you all know
The procedures.
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Miss duquette, if
You'll have a seat
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Over there with sergeant harris.
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And, miss capshaw,
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Polly, you work so well
With sergeant yemana,
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Can we ask you to sit over here?
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Can't I just pay
My ticket and go?
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Ticket?
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I just thought... I really
Can't stay too long.
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Bear with us, ms.
Kerlin. Bear with us.
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Hey, barney, is he gonna
Spray the whole room?
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We got roaches
All over the place.
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Oh.
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You sound like you're
Gonna miss them.
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A little.
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Nick, they're filthy,
Slimy, dirty little things.
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Yeah, but they kind
Of grow on you.
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And one of them always
Crawls up that leg and... And...
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While I'm making
Coffee in the morning,
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And tries to steal
A cube of sugar.
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That's about as close as
I've ever come to having a pet.
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Mr. Keller: captain?
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Yeah?
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I'm sorry.
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I, uh, sprayed over
Your microphone.
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Microphone?
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I don't usually make mistakes.
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I didn't know it was there.
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Neither did we.
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Hey, look, I mean,
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Who would be interested
In what goes on in here?
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Nobody.
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Then what's it doing there?
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I don't know. It...
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Look, it probably hasn't
Been operational in years,
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Probably left over from
Some old investigation.
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Or some new one.
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There is no new one.
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That we know about.
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Look, let us not read
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Any melodramatic
Implications into this.
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We have simply made a discovery
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That is a trifle... Terrifying.
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Disconcerting.
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In any case, it's
Disconnected now.
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There's nothing to worry about.
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Let's just forget about it, huh?
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Unless there are others.
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Thank you.
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Uh, barney, maybe we
Better have a look around
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And see if we can find any
More of the little devils.
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Harris, come on.
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Well, but, barney, they're
Not gonna put in just one.
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He's right.
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All right, if it'll make
You feel any better.
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But just have a
Casual look around
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In the normal
Course of your duties.
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Right.
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I don't think you're
Gonna find anything.
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It was just a thought.
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Wojo.
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Hey, barn, I was just...
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Wojo, you're letting
This get the best of you.
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Barn, I just don't think it's
Anybody else's damn business
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What the hell we talk
About around here.
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That's right. It's like "1984."
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Or 1942.
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Now, look, I understand
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That you all feel your
Privacy has been invaded.
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Well, I feel that way,
Too. I feel the same way.
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It's just that I can't see
That there is any... Anything
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To be gained by overreacting.
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- keller: captain.
- yes?
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I found another
Microphone... Over your desk.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, can't you write me up?
I want to get out of here.
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I got to look under
Your chair first.
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Hey, listen.
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You write me up first,
Then we'll talk about it.
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- barney?
- yeah.
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How many of them
Did you find in there?
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How many what?
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Bugs in your office.
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Just the one,
Harris. Just the one.
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Just... There was no...
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Did you check on our guests?
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Uh, yeah, sure. It was
Just the usual stuff.
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Duquette and capshaw
Are both on probation.
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No warrants.
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How about the other one?
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She's clean. She's never
Been arrested before.
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- nothing, barney.
- thank you.
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What... Ah, stupid.
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What?
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I mean, somebody trying
To pick up information
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On a man like you.
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If they are.
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If they are.
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Barney, look, you have honesty,
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You have integrity,
You have sensitivity.
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You're dedicated and
Devoted to your job.
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Thank you, harris.
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Sometimes I don't
Believe you myself.
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Look, I don't like the
Implications of this thing
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Any more than you do.
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But I intend to behave in a
Business-as-usual manner,
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And I suggest you do the same.
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Sure.
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There's no one listening to us.
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Hello?
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Excuse me, but what
Happened to the officer
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Who was waiting on me?
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He must have stepped out, ma'am,
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But I'm sure he'll be
Back very shortly.
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I'll just pay the fine
Now. How much is it?
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I haven't the slightest idea.
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I have $73, and if
That's not enough,
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I have a million credit cards.
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Ms. Kerlin...
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I have american
Express, diners club.
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Uh, we don't take those.
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Bloomingdale's.
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Not even that one.
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What kind of place is this?!
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Bloomingdale's... There's
No place in new york
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That doesn't take
A bloomingdale's!
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Just take it easy, ms. Kerlin.
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We do not impose the fines.
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That's the business
Of the court.
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Court? I have to go to court?
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Possibly.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, god.
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That's a nice picture.
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What?
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Is that your family?
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No.
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Looks just like you.
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I suppose it is.
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That your husband and children?
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That's bill, my husband,
The one with the snide look.
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That's billy jr., 13, tracy, 11.
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Those are the twins.
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They're 18 months.
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Four kids... Congratulations.
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You've certainly
Kept your figure.
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Well, you know,
In my business...
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Mrs. Kerlin...
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This is the first time you've
Ever done this, isn't it?
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First time?
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That's a laugh.
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You can go crazy in
Connecticut, you know?
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Ironic, isn't it?
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What's that?
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4 million men in new york,
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And the first guy who
Propositions me is a cop.
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Beginner's luck.
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Tell me... Does your husband
Know you're in new york?
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No, he thinks
I'm in the kitchen.
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After the twins, I
Jogged for seven months,
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You know, to tighten up.
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I figure I ran around
The world twice.
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Did he notice? No.
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Did he look? No.
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I just wanted somebody
Somewhere to look.
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Must be a better way
Of attracting attention.
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Maybe.
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You know, it's amateurs like her
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That's out there
Glutting up the market
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And bringing the prices down.
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Uh...
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There are some
Areas, mrs. Kerlin,
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That are, uh, better
Left to the professionals.
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Hear, hear.
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- hey, barn.
- yo.
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Find any more bugs yet?
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No, wojo, we haven't
Found any more bugs yet.
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Doesn't mean they're not there.
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That's true.
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What can we do about it?
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What do you suggest, wojo?
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Should I get on the
Phone to internal affairs
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And say "Hi, there.
Captain miller here.
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"Uh, me and the
Boys at the old 1-2,
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We were kind of wondering
You you were out to get us."
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You'd think they'd
Tell us if they were?
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Never hurts to ask.
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Tracy?
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Hi, it's mommy.
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Listen, tracy,
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Mother is going to be stuck
In the city for a little while,
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So if your father
Gets home before me,
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Just tell him I'm out.
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He's there? No,
Tracy, don't go get him.
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Tracy! Hello?
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Tracy! Tracy!
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Oh, hi, bill.
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How are you?
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Yeah, I'm gonna be
Tied up in town here.
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Well, it's a little
Bit hard to explain.
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Don't jump on me.
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I'm here.
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What do you mean "Where"?
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No, I don't want you
To come and get me.
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No, please.
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Don't get abusive.
264
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:55,351
Well, all right,
If you must know...
265
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,107
I'm at the 12th precinct.
266
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:01,456
It's just a police station.
267
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:04,015
Just an ordinary police station.
268
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,862
No!
269
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:09,866
No, please, don't come.
I'll be home in a little while.
270
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:11,100
Please, bill, no!
271
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,234
Bill?
272
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,390
Bill?
273
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,093
Bill?
274
00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,015
Good afternoon, men.
275
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,283
Hi, barney.
276
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,884
Barney: inspector.
277
00:13:28,908 --> 00:13:31,287
Hey, boys downstairs tell me
278
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,889
You got a roomful
Of cooties up here.
279
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:36,158
Yeah, they're pretty
Much gone by now.
280
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,261
Only three of them left, huh?
281
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:41,964
They were referring to
Bugs, inspector, roaches.
282
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,433
Yeah. Old precinct
Crawlers, barney.
283
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:47,169
You know how we used to
Get rid of them in the old days?
284
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:49,137
Take a lighted
Cigarette butt, see,
285
00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,640
Give them a little
Zzzht! On their rumps.
286
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,275
Then they'd scoot
Around the floor
287
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,410
Till they banged
Their heads into a wall,
288
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,345
Knocked their little brains out.
289
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,114
Is that a fact?
290
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:03,919
Yeah, oh, they're dumb
Bugs, them cockroaches.
291
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,444
I'd like to know how we
Get rid of the other kind.
292
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,413
The kind that, uh...
293
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,095
Say again?
294
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,331
Unfortunately, inspector,
295
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,800
We've discovered a couple of
Electronic listening devices.
296
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,903
This one came
From over the cage.
297
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:23,605
Oh, I don't believe
It, barney, huh?
298
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:26,642
Who'd... Who'd want to slap
A surveillance on you guys?
299
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:27,976
I have no idea.
300
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,279
Could be, uh, internal affairs.
301
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,314
Internal affairs?
302
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,416
Internal affairs?
303
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,320
I said it's probably from
Some old investigation.
304
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,887
Old investigation?
305
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:41,390
I hope not.
306
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,759
I mean, barney, I mean, even...
307
00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:46,362
Even if these things
Are still working,
308
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,764
You could record any
Word spoken in this room,
309
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:49,998
And not one person
310
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,134
Would have anything
They're to be ashamed of
311
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,969
Or they'd have to answer for.
312
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:55,171
Right, men?
313
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,338
That's right.
314
00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,673
Right.
315
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,217
Ah!
316
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:04,180
What brings you
Down here, inspector?
317
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:08,339
Oh, uh, let's... Let's talk in
Your office, huh, barney?
318
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,262
I tell you, barney,
There ain't nothing
319
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,598
I'd put past them...
Them headhunters.
320
00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:25,501
Inspector, at the moment,
This is pure speculation.
321
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,836
No, no, I know all about
Them bluenosed twerps.
322
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,905
You know, they've
Been trying to get me
323
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,407
For 20 years, barney.
324
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,942
You know why?
325
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,677
That's because they're jealous.
326
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,946
That's what... Jealous of
My authority, my position.
327
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,683
They're jealous of the
Respect and admiration I get
328
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,386
From every man in my command.
329
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,054
It's the price you pay.
330
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,456
Yeah, always sucking
Around, you know,
331
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,892
Trying to find some little
Thing to twist and turn
332
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,627
And misconstrue into
Something improper.
333
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,796
Snooping into your
Financial affairs,
334
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,333
- investigating my sex life.
- inspector...
335
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,501
Always trying to find some
Little chink in your armor.
336
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,871
Inspector, I think there's
Something I should tell you.
337
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,906
There's something I
Should tell you, barney.
338
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:06,008
I'm not just gonna
Stand here idly by,
339
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:07,576
Twiddling my thumbs,
340
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,911
While the honesty and
The integrity of your men
341
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,247
Is being impugned
342
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,849
And the sanctity of your
Squad room is being violated.
343
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,351
No.
344
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,753
No, they're gonna be
Hearing from me downtown,
345
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:21,590
From frank d. Luger...
Them bloodsuckers.
346
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,692
They may already
Have heard from you.
347
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,495
Yeah.
348
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,619
We also found a
Microphone in here.
349
00:16:36,295 --> 00:16:38,040
How about this weather, barney?
350
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,343
Pretty nice.
351
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,199
Humid, though.
352
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:49,618
Uh, barney?
353
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,286
Uh, excuse me.
354
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,755
I'm gonna take the tacky trio
Down for pictures and prints.
355
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,458
Leave mrs. Kerlin here.
I'll take care of her.
356
00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,060
Whatever you say, barney.
357
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,929
Uh, capshaw, duquette,
358
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,331
Let's go down and get
Some pictures and prints.
359
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,554
Well, it's about time.
360
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,907
This is, uh, detective harris.
361
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,965
I'll be stepping
Out for a wee bit.
362
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,403
10-4.
363
00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,588
Barney, I gave your
Office the once-over.
364
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,322
I think it's clean in there now.
365
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,591
Thank you, inspector.
366
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,626
Found some stuff in your couch.
367
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,928
Is this your quarter?
368
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:36,264
I don't know. It's my couch.
369
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:38,901
Well, if anybody
Puts in a claim for it,
370
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,003
They know where to find me.
371
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:43,293
Think I'll be running
Along, barney.
372
00:17:47,333 --> 00:17:49,344
Uh, this is detective harris,
373
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,479
Returning back from
Pictures and prints.
374
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,115
That's enough, already.
375
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,283
It's just my way
Of coping, barney.
376
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,752
And this is my way of coping.
377
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,320
Yeah.
378
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,045
Uh, ladies, you want to
Resume your positions, please?
379
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,629
Hey, uh, they sent me up here.
380
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,953
They said... Roberta?
381
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:11,700
Hello, bill.
382
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,835
Roberta?
383
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,437
Bill, please, don't
Make a scene.
384
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,605
What the hell's going on
Here?! Who stole your clothes?!
385
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,173
Mr. Kerlin, I'm captain miller.
386
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,842
What's going on?
Why is my wife here?
387
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,476
Was she mugged or something?
388
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,478
Your wife has been detained.
389
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,480
Detained? What's "Detained"?
390
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:26,682
Arrested.
391
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,750
Arrested? For what?
392
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:34,356
Well, actually,
Uh... Soliciting.
393
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,226
Soliciting... That's
Prostitution.
394
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,727
Look, there were many factors...
395
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,562
- he must be kidding!
- bill, let me explain.
396
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,798
You were out on the street,
Trying to pick up guys?!
397
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,601
No, guys were out on the
Street trying to pick up me!
398
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,803
Now, look, the two
Of you, let's calm down!
399
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,438
You're a tramp!
400
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,274
Is that all you
Can do... Criticize?
401
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,543
Look, there were
Mitigating circumstances...
402
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,679
She's a tramp, huh?
Huh, that ain't a tramp?
403
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,514
Look. Looks like a tramp.
404
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,582
All right, let's just
Give it to him straight.
405
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:02,685
- mrs. Kerlin.
- no, no, no, no.
406
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,549
Let's just tell him like it is.
407
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,756
They finally got me, billy boy.
408
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,426
They finally busted
The hottest property
409
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,783
This side of the adirondacks.
410
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,199
You think I spend
All my time up to here
411
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,935
In oatmeal and dirty shorts?!
412
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,871
Ha ha ha ha!
413
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,573
Well, you're wrong!
414
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,209
I'm out there, swinging
Through manhattan,
415
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,278
Knocking out the
Male population,
416
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,548
And then stuffing the money
Into a swiss bank account.
417
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,540
All that jogging paid off, baby.
418
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,988
You're nuts.
419
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,658
I'm nuts, am I?
420
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,827
Tell him, girls.
421
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,463
Tell him how I'm number one
Out there on the east side.
422
00:19:48,487 --> 00:19:50,465
Tell him how I'm
Queen of the village.
423
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:51,734
Go on... Tell him.
424
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,335
That's her, baby...
425
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,571
Biggest thing
Since the hula-hoop.
426
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,905
Cornered the market...
427
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,276
Left us girls scrounging
Around picking up crumbs.
428
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:03,812
So, you see, even if
You're not interested,
429
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,782
There are a lot
Of people who are.
430
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,784
I don't believe you.
431
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,420
You see?
432
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:14,245
Try and get a
Compliment if you can.
433
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,328
Listen, I want her out of here.
434
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,865
Mrs. Kerlin isn't being held.
435
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,533
But I thought you said...
436
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,668
Insufficient evidence.
437
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:29,237
Oh, you mean she
Didn't do nothing.
438
00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:32,541
It appears mrs. Kerlin's
First opportunity
439
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,832
Turned out to be
A police officer.
440
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:37,701
Oh.
441
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:43,785
Roberta.
442
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,354
What is it?
443
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,855
He said we can go.
444
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,545
Oh, yeah, big deal.
445
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:53,317
Roberta...
446
00:20:55,521 --> 00:21:00,468
If that guy wasn't a
Cop, would you have?
447
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,292
You know what I mean.
448
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,447
Roberta?
449
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,319
Roberta?
450
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,368
You got it.
451
00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:35,437
Barney, they got
Duquette and capshaw's
452
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,339
Bail tickets downstairs.
453
00:21:37,363 --> 00:21:39,741
All right, ladies,
You're free to go.
454
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,376
All right!
455
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,912
Uh, let's not forget to
Check out at the desk.
456
00:21:46,438 --> 00:21:49,251
Well, I guess I'm
Gonna be going.
457
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,286
I'll, uh, look forward
To seeing you again.
458
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:54,078
Yeah? Well, I wouldn't
Mind that, either.
459
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,993
I was speaking professionally.
460
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,350
Well, me too.
461
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:06,535
Well, captain, it's
Been a pleasure.
462
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,203
As always.
463
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,493
See ya.
464
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,078
Uh, and listen,
465
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:18,881
I don't know what this
Bug stuff is all about,
466
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,983
But I just want you and
Anyone who may be listening
467
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:26,188
To know that the men of the
12th are number one in my book.
468
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:33,149
I meant that
Figuratively, of course.
469
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,911
We certainly have a quiet
Squad room tonight, don't we?
470
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:51,313
Better safe than sorry.
471
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:53,014
Nick, I can't hear
You. Speak up.
472
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:55,750
- better safe than sorry.
- thank you.
473
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,619
And that goes for
The rest of you.
474
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,321
Now, what are you gonna do,
475
00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,823
Spend the rest of your
Career speaking in hushes?
476
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:05,660
Or talking to the plaster?
477
00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:08,262
You are cops. You are good cops.
478
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:10,264
You've got nothing
To be ashamed of!
479
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:13,202
That's what
Inspector luger said.
480
00:23:13,226 --> 00:23:16,727
But it sounds better
Coming from you, barn.
481
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:23,812
And, uh, to whom it may concern
At the other end of those wires,
482
00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,981
I would like to make
An announcement.
483
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:29,017
We intend doing business
As usual around here...
484
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:31,686
Keeping the order,
Protecting the public,
485
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:34,055
And occasionally
Making a mistake or two!
486
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,724
But consider this!
487
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:38,226
You, too, may make
An occasional mistake,
488
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:40,261
And somebody may
Be listening to you!
489
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:42,597
Have you thought about
That?! Well, think about it!
490
00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:43,865
- uh, captain.
- what?
491
00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,700
It might interest you to know
492
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,969
That I traced the
Wires to the storeroom.
493
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,739
They're all chewed up.
They're chewed right through.
494
00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:52,641
Rats, probably.
495
00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,342
Oh.
496
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:56,344
Corroded, rotten...
497
00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:58,401
Must have been there for years.
498
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,545
All that hugger-mugger,
And no audience.
499
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,457
It sounded good, barn.
500
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:12,627
Even if no one was listening.
501
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,095
Thank you, wojo.
502
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,631
If anybody wants
Me, I'll be in my office.
503
00:24:16,655 --> 00:24:18,388
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