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Hi, it's me Ginger.
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Now I understand that
in Vice Academy part two
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you want more sexuality
than you did in part one.
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Which of course I
have no problem with.
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New in town?
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You could say that.
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So you had much luck so far?
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I've seen better.
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So what's your price?
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- 50 bucks, if it's
any of your business.
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- You know any
other good corners
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around here for girls like us?
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- You know you ask
a lot of questions.
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What's your story?
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- Nothing, I'm just a girl
trying to pay her rent.
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You should be able
to understand that.
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I mean we are all
sisters in this.
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- Come
in, any officers
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in the vicinity to
Honk and Whore Park.
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Backups are needed to
apprehend a suspect on foot.
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Come in any officers in the
vicinity to Honk and Whore Park.
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Backups are needed to
apprehend a suspect on foot.
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What the hell is that?
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What, I didn't hear anything.
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- Come
in, do you read me?
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- Well it's coming
from your purse.
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- This is Holly,
I'll be right there.
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You set me up.
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You know, I thought
you were a sister.
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- Honey I'm not
even your cousin.
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- I been waiting for this
massage for a long time, baby.
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- And I'm sure you'll remember
it for a long time too.
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Ooh.
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Feel good?
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- Yeah, hey let's say I
just roll over onto my back
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here and we get
down to business.
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I paid double at
the door, darling.
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- Come
in, do you read me?
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Officers in the vicinity to
Honk and Whore Park come in.
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What the hell is that?
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- I don't have time to
explain, just read yourself
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the bill of rights
until I get back.
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Cop, huh?
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Well what the hell, if
you're gonna bust me anyway,
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what's say with go on
ahead and get naked.
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What do you think?
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- Well you are kind of
cute but I don't have time.
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What's your name?
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John, John Riggers.
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My friends, my lady
friends, you know
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they just call me Long John.
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- I'm Didi, ask for my
number at the station
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and call me after
you post bail, okay?
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Didi and hey,
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just be careful out there.
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Hey were are you going?
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Vice, am I the first one here?
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It looks like it, he's inside.
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Okey.
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Vice cop.
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Go right in.
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Freeze!
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Didi, what are you doing here?
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- I received an
urgent police call.
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- Yeah, well I can handle
this one by myself.
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Why don't you go back to
your other so called case?
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No, why don't you?
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- You know you're really
making a fool out of yourself.
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Everyone knows the
only reason the academy
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let you graduate is
because out of pity.
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Out of what!
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You heard me.
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What is that?
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Would you two keep it down?
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Oh great, another one.
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- Stay clear, just let
me get a shot at him.
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No way, this is my arrest.
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Says you.
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Just get out of my way.
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♪ Huh
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♪ Got a pistol in my pocket
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♪ And baby you can cock it
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♪ Put your finger
on the trigger
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♪ Feel it getting bigger
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♪ Move a little closer
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♪ Let me dig it
in your holster
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♪ Shoot my bullet
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♪ I got a pistol in my pocket
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♪ And baby you can cock it
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♪ It's got a twelve inch bang
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♪ And you can make it ring
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♪ Blow me away just
give it to me right
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♪ You better do it
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♪ Shoot my bullet
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♪ When you roll up in Levi's
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♪ You can feel my
colt, yeah,.45
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♪ Got a pistol in my pocket
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♪ And baby you can cock it
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♪ Get fresh from undercover
but don't you hit the buzzer
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♪ Looking for a put away, blow
my intentions, let's do it
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♪ Bite my bullet
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♪ Well you better
stop stripping
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♪ Or you're gonna get
a pistol whippin
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Now let me get this straight,
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which one of you got
in the way first?
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It was her fault.
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The hell it was.
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It was both their faults.
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I've never seen such
unprofessional ethics before.
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- Calm down now, it's
their first assignment
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since they graduated
from the academy.
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They're still new at this.
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Mm-hmm.
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- And you wouldn't want to
make me look bad would you?
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- Oh no, no, no, of
course not Ms. Devonshire.
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There's always a place for
your girls on the force.
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The question is, we
need to find something
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a little more suited
for their talents.
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Thank you, sir.
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- We were so close, you know
I could have had a clear
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shot at him if it
wasn't for these two.
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Please.
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And they injured me too.
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You know it's a good thing I
didn't file for workman's comp.
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- You're right, you better
see a specialist about that.
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That I Will, sir.
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Excuse me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ms. Devonshire, I want
you to go into my office.
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There's a file on my desk,
it will have the starting
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positions for your girls here.
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You can brief 'em on it and then
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I'll see you later on at
the introductory meeting.
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Good day.
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Good day, sir.
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Bye.
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32, 32.
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- Breaker one nine for
that Big Daddy Trucker.
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You out there?
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- Is that
you little Jeannie?
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The one and only.
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Now listen real
closely, I'll be faking
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my next orgasm just for you.
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22, 34.
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That's a big 10-4.
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Petrolino, what
can I do for you?
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- Well I had a little
accident on the job
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and I was wondering if
you'd help me work it out.
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For you, anything.
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Ooh.
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How does that feel?
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That's a start.
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- Thank you girls, in your
first five minutes here
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you've already managed to
humiliate me completely.
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- We've been here more
than five minutes.
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- Shut up, your
positions on the force
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have already been decided
for you so get used to them.
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You will be working
together as a team.
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What, that's impossible.
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I am not working with her.
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- There is one other
assignment available
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if you decide not to
work together as a team.
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I'll take it.
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- It involves detailed
undercover work.
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I'll do it.
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Extensive research.
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I want it.
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- The assignment is going
undercover as a prison inmate.
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She can have it.
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- Wait a minute, my
father would never
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let me go undercover
in a prison.
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Is that so?
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- Whew, that's a
lot off my mind.
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When your father's the chief
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of police it does
have it's advantages.
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So Didi I hope that
second assignment
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won't be a problem for you.
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That's not fair.
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- Well Holly, as
a matter of fact,
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your father left me a note
concerning your career.
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Would you like me to read it?
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Go right ahead.
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- Dear Ms. Devonshire,
now that my daughter
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is working on the force,
she is on her own.
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No more special treatment
from me, you go right ahead
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and give her any
assignment that seems fit.
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I stand behind your
decisions 100%.
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- You want to tell me about
some of those advantages?
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Shut up, Didi.
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Well what'll be, girls?
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Teamwork or prison duty?
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Teamwork.
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What's that, I can't hear you?
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Teamwork.
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- Very good, and remember,
if either of you fail
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at working as a team,
you will automatically
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be given the second
assignment, got that?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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- Now follow me, I'll show you
where you'll be working here.
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- Excuse me, where's
your water cooler?
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Right down that hall.
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Thank you very much, madame.
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My pleasure.
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- Give us a clue, what kind
of work are we going to get?
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Riding around in a patrol car?
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Maybe a supervisory position
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with others working below us.
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- No something a
little more suitable.
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Whoops.
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- That's not the first
time that's ever happened.
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Now you realize that resisting
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an officer is a
criminal offense.
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Don't I know it.
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- Well thank you very
much for that information.
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Sure no problem.
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Excuse me.
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- Jeannie, this
is Didi and Holly.
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They'll be assisting you
with the switchboard.
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Hi, nice to meet ya.
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- The switchboard, you
gotta be kidding me?
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- The switchboard,
any problem with that?
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No.
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- Good, I'll be back later
after you three get acquainted.
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I'll be working on my speech.
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Commissioner and fellow
officers of the law,
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may I present the two graduates
who have made my life hell.
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No wait, that's not it.
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- So Jeannie, I
guess you're gonna
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show us how the
switchboard works.
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Huh?
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Oh yeah, sure.
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See police calls come in on
this station and I dispatch
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officers out to wherever
they're calling from.
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I see.
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Help me,
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there's a man outside my window.
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- Well if he's cute
get his number for me.
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That gets boring really fast.
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If you really want
to have some fun,
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here's a frequency that
all the truckers use.
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What about that woman?
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- If it's important
she'll call back.
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15, 39, 15.
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- Little
Jeannie, you still out there?
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This is Daddy Trucker calling.
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That's for me.
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This is little Jeannie again.
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I've got two new friends with
me, you want to meet them?
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- Honey does a
bear shit in the woods?
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- Jeannie, what about
the police call?
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Shh, I want to introduce you.
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I get a lot of dates this way.
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Now think of two
handles that you
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guys can use for for your name.
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Like what?
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- Hey, what
happened to your friends?
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Oh they're still here.
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I want you to meet
Begging For More
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00:15:31,906 --> 00:15:34,742
and Getting It All Night Long.
261
00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:36,677
That's disgusting.
262
00:15:37,078 --> 00:15:38,929
Well come on, say hello.
263
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:42,749
Hello.
264
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,502
Which one are you?
265
00:15:44,835 --> 00:15:45,835
Begging For More.
266
00:15:45,836 --> 00:15:47,229
Ooh-wee.
267
00:15:47,797 --> 00:15:49,606
Come on, it's your turn.
268
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,526
No thank you.
269
00:15:53,135 --> 00:15:55,513
- What
happened to your friend?
270
00:15:55,846 --> 00:15:57,306
She's a little shy.
271
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,642
- Sounds
like just my type.
272
00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:01,660
I don't think so.
273
00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:04,438
What's that?
274
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,900
- Oh it's a police
call coming in.
275
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,127
I better switch back.
276
00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,655
You still out there,
Big Daddy Trucker?
277
00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:14,030
Now don't forget to make a pit
278
00:16:14,031 --> 00:16:16,367
stop next time you're in
town, I'll be waiting.
279
00:16:16,701 --> 00:16:18,034
- Maybe I'll
bring some of my buddies
280
00:16:18,035 --> 00:16:21,163
along for your friends
and we can party.
281
00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:23,583
- Sounds good to me, also
don't forget to bring-
282
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,085
Jeannie, the police call.
283
00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,210
Oh.
284
00:16:27,211 --> 00:16:28,353
10-4.
285
00:16:29,797 --> 00:16:32,049
- Police station,
how may I serve you?
286
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,594
- Yes, please
don't put me on hold again.
287
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,929
There's shooting going on,
out in front of where I live.
288
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,598
Please send an officer out.
289
00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:41,517
- Ma'am, are you sure it's
just not a car backfiring?
290
00:16:41,851 --> 00:16:42,851
I'm pretty sure.
291
00:16:42,852 --> 00:16:44,478
All of my front windows
have been blown out.
292
00:16:44,812 --> 00:16:47,148
Can you please send
someone out now?
293
00:16:47,481 --> 00:16:48,941
Okay, all right, all right.
294
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,609
Tell me where you live.
295
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,526
I'm at the corner
296
00:16:51,527 --> 00:16:53,069
of Cowanga and Lancerscot.
297
00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:56,699
- Okay, if I send someone
out, will you promise
298
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:58,576
not to call me back, how's that?
299
00:16:58,909 --> 00:17:00,410
Oh yes, thank you.
300
00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:02,304
Oh hold on a minute.
301
00:17:13,924 --> 00:17:17,678
- So, after she finishes taking
care of me and my friends.
302
00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:20,431
She says, "I'm getting tired."
303
00:17:20,765 --> 00:17:22,350
I didn't care, I
passed her around
304
00:17:22,683 --> 00:17:24,226
the room like a dirty magazine.
305
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,619
You know what I'm saying?
306
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,771
Oh my.
307
00:17:27,772 --> 00:17:32,401
- Anyway, Jeannie, we were
just talking about you.
308
00:17:33,903 --> 00:17:36,739
- Really, well I hope
it was something nice.
309
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,576
Oh I got a call for you,
Cowanga and Lancerscon,
310
00:17:40,910 --> 00:17:43,454
some woman thinks there's
shooting going on.
311
00:17:43,788 --> 00:17:45,121
Why don't you go check it out?
312
00:17:45,122 --> 00:17:46,706
Sure thing.
313
00:17:46,707 --> 00:17:49,168
Hey, don't forget our
date later tonight right.
314
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,712
How could I, Big Night Stick?
315
00:17:56,926 --> 00:17:58,068
Excuse me.
316
00:18:02,223 --> 00:18:05,351
- Jeannie, how well
do you know Petrolino?
317
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,395
How well do I know him?
318
00:18:07,728 --> 00:18:08,728
Honey, he's the one that makes
319
00:18:08,729 --> 00:18:10,398
all the promotions around here.
320
00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:12,065
You're joking, right?
321
00:18:12,066 --> 00:18:13,818
Yeah, you're not serious.
322
00:18:14,151 --> 00:18:15,443
Dead serious.
323
00:18:15,444 --> 00:18:16,528
Honey, if you ever
expect to move
324
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,113
up the ladder in this place,
325
00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:20,116
that's the hiney you
better start kissing up to.
326
00:18:21,575 --> 00:18:23,010
Goodbye, Jeannie.
327
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:24,845
Bye.
328
00:18:33,129 --> 00:18:34,896
Oh, would you get that for me?
329
00:18:36,924 --> 00:18:39,885
Hello, it's a free clinic?
330
00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:43,222
No, I think you have
the wrong number.
331
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,308
There's nobody here
named Bambi Jo Creamshe.
332
00:18:46,642 --> 00:18:48,853
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's
for me, that's for me.
333
00:18:50,938 --> 00:18:52,732
It's just a little
name I use down there.
334
00:18:54,108 --> 00:18:55,792
Yes, speaking.
335
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,320
It's today, really?
336
00:18:59,447 --> 00:19:01,131
Well I'll be right down.
337
00:19:01,866 --> 00:19:03,617
I've got to run,
the two of you can
338
00:19:03,951 --> 00:19:05,828
handle things around
here, can't you?
339
00:19:06,162 --> 00:19:07,370
Well I don't know.
340
00:19:07,371 --> 00:19:09,832
- Well good, it puts
my mind at ease.
341
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,750
Oh by the way, the
clinics running
342
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,042
a two for one special today.
343
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:14,503
Either one of you
want to join me?
344
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:16,296
It'd be my treat.
345
00:19:16,297 --> 00:19:17,439
Thanks anyway.
346
00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:20,442
No, okay.
347
00:19:25,723 --> 00:19:26,990
Bye now.
348
00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:10,575
Shit.
349
00:20:11,894 --> 00:20:13,286
Come in, do you read me?
350
00:20:14,188 --> 00:20:15,288
Come in.
351
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:16,940
Listen, a call's coming in.
352
00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:18,818
Hey, do you read me?
353
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,320
This is Big Night
Stick, do you read me?
354
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,449
- Big Night Stick, it sounds
like one of Jeannie's friends.
355
00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:27,660
Don't real police calls
ever come in here?
356
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,453
I'm gonna talk to him.
357
00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:31,162
That figures.
358
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,873
We hear ya, Big Night Stick.
359
00:20:33,791 --> 00:20:35,417
Jeannie, is that you?
360
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:37,335
Listen I'm in my car right now.
361
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:40,840
I've just been met by an unexpected
visitor, I need backups.
362
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,549
Yeah right.
363
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:45,511
- This isn't Jeannie,
this is Begging For More.
364
00:20:46,887 --> 00:20:48,597
- Whoever this is,
I need backups.
365
00:20:50,307 --> 00:20:51,851
- What is that, I can't hear
him over all that noise.
366
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,478
- I don't know, I think he
said he needs a backrub.
367
00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:56,271
Why don't you talk to him?
368
00:20:56,272 --> 00:20:57,730
No.
369
00:20:57,731 --> 00:20:59,859
Go on, have a little fun.
370
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:03,821
Big Night Stick, here's my friend
Getting It All Night Long.
371
00:21:05,406 --> 00:21:06,948
Can you hear me?
372
00:21:06,949 --> 00:21:08,758
I don't know how much
longer I can hold out.
373
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,371
- Sounds like a party, go on
and flirt with him a little.
374
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:13,955
I'd rather not.
375
00:21:13,956 --> 00:21:15,557
- Well if you think
you can't do it.
376
00:21:18,335 --> 00:21:22,381
- Hey Big Night Stick, this
is Getting It All Night Long.
377
00:21:24,049 --> 00:21:26,969
Why don't you hold out and
save it for me big boy.
378
00:21:31,181 --> 00:21:32,600
Here's your backup.
379
00:21:32,933 --> 00:21:34,977
- Big Night Stick,
where's your party at?
380
00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:37,438
Give me the scoop and
we'll join your group.
381
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,356
Treat me right and we
can party all night.
382
00:21:40,357 --> 00:21:43,819
Let's drink a little potion
and start a commotion.
383
00:21:45,112 --> 00:21:46,906
You're pretty good at this.
384
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,281
It's just like my old job.
385
00:21:48,282 --> 00:21:49,617
Yeah, what you do before?
386
00:21:49,950 --> 00:21:51,301
Phone sex.
387
00:21:52,494 --> 00:21:57,333
Hey everybody out there within
a 30 mile radius, listen up.
388
00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:00,753
This is Begging For More,
there's a party at my place
389
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,798
at 625 Clinton Way, if I'm
not home when you get there,
390
00:22:05,132 --> 00:22:06,717
the keys right under the mat.
391
00:22:08,177 --> 00:22:10,804
- How did a bunch of hookers
get ahold to our frequency?
392
00:22:11,138 --> 00:22:12,948
I don't know, sir.
393
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,669
Well you, Pet.
394
00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,535
Petrolino, what happened?
395
00:22:33,869 --> 00:22:35,955
- Who was working the
switchboard today?
396
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,207
I think Jeannie is.
397
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:41,835
- No it's not, whoever it
is almost got me killed.
398
00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:51,053
- Yoo-hoo Big Night Stick,
are you still out there.
399
00:22:51,387 --> 00:22:53,113
Get a listen to this.
400
00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:55,891
Here's my mating call.
401
00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:13,616
- What do you two
think you're doing?
402
00:23:13,617 --> 00:23:14,952
Commissioner.
403
00:23:15,285 --> 00:23:17,079
I knew it had to be them.
404
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:22,418
- But, we were just doing
what Jeannie taught us.
405
00:23:24,461 --> 00:23:26,088
- And who were you
just speaking to?
406
00:23:27,715 --> 00:23:30,759
- No one important, just some
guy named Big Night Stick.
407
00:23:31,093 --> 00:23:33,303
Sounded like he
was having a party.
408
00:23:33,637 --> 00:23:34,972
Yeah, and what a dweeb.
409
00:23:36,890 --> 00:23:38,767
- Girls, you were talking
over the police radio.
410
00:23:39,101 --> 00:23:41,937
- And I'd like you to meet,
Big Night Stick, sorry.
411
00:23:43,313 --> 00:23:46,275
What, that's you?
412
00:23:46,608 --> 00:23:48,152
- I was right in the
middle of gunfire
413
00:23:48,485 --> 00:23:50,195
and these two are
screwing around.
414
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:52,114
They're trying to get me killed.
415
00:23:52,448 --> 00:23:55,576
- This is a police station,
not a dating service.
416
00:23:55,909 --> 00:23:57,786
- Sir, it's their
first day, I'm sure
417
00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,538
it was just an innocent mistake.
418
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,623
- No, no, that's it, I
want these two fired.
419
00:24:01,957 --> 00:24:04,543
And you know my feelings about
having women on the force.
420
00:24:05,919 --> 00:24:08,422
- What's that about
women on the force?
421
00:24:08,756 --> 00:24:10,591
They're not good for nothing.
422
00:24:10,924 --> 00:24:12,760
- That's anything,
and you're wrong.
423
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,488
I want 'em out of here.
424
00:24:18,682 --> 00:24:20,851
Hey, I'm warning you,
it's either me or them.
425
00:24:22,311 --> 00:24:24,688
- Commissioner, the
ceremony's starting.
426
00:24:25,022 --> 00:24:26,314
They're waiting for you.
427
00:24:26,315 --> 00:24:29,526
- I'll be right there,
Petrolino, come on.
428
00:24:33,489 --> 00:24:35,741
Come along, girls.
429
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,673
Take it easy, slime bucket.
430
00:25:03,811 --> 00:25:05,394
Excuse me.
431
00:25:05,395 --> 00:25:06,871
No damage done.
432
00:25:36,343 --> 00:25:38,595
- How did it
go, did anyone spot you?
433
00:25:38,929 --> 00:25:40,556
- Nope, and
everything's in place.
434
00:25:41,557 --> 00:25:44,184
Ah, perfect.
435
00:25:44,518 --> 00:25:47,855
I hope they're ready for their
first taste of Spanish Fly.
436
00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:58,423
Mmm.
437
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:04,288
Oh good, our first victim.
438
00:26:32,232 --> 00:26:33,583
Excuse me.
439
00:26:35,527 --> 00:26:38,155
- Yello, welcome
to our assembly.
440
00:26:38,488 --> 00:26:40,824
May I present Ms. Devonshire.
441
00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:44,328
Now she's here to
introduce two of the finest
442
00:26:44,661 --> 00:26:45,996
Vice Academy students
who are about
443
00:26:46,330 --> 00:26:49,958
to become new additions to
our force, Ms. Devonshire.
444
00:26:55,589 --> 00:27:00,302
- Thank you Commissioner and
fellow officers of the law.
445
00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,723
Ooh is it getting warm in here?
446
00:27:09,603 --> 00:27:11,271
Oh Commissioner,
fellow officers,
447
00:27:11,605 --> 00:27:15,192
oh may I present
the two graduates
448
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:26,954
who made my life, oh is
it hot in here or what?
449
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:31,250
Oh, does anybody want to dance?
450
00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:34,169
Oh yes, oh it's so warm.
451
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:39,941
Oooh, ooooh.
452
00:27:40,634 --> 00:27:42,678
- Ms devonshire, Ms.
Devonshire, Ms. Devonshire,
453
00:27:43,011 --> 00:27:45,222
perhaps I can finish your
speech for you all right.
454
00:27:45,555 --> 00:27:47,349
Oh dip me, dip me.
455
00:27:48,558 --> 00:27:49,826
Dip you.
456
00:27:52,145 --> 00:27:53,646
- What's the
matter with her?
457
00:27:53,647 --> 00:27:54,982
- I don't know, go
get her some more water.
458
00:27:55,315 --> 00:27:56,190
Yeah.
459
00:27:56,191 --> 00:27:57,333
Oh.
460
00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,215
Here.
461
00:28:05,701 --> 00:28:07,995
That's good, that's good.
462
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,308
Hand me the walkie-talkie.
463
00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:22,817
Come on.
464
00:28:29,391 --> 00:28:31,034
Oh come on.
465
00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,146
Attention fools,
attention fools.
466
00:28:39,609 --> 00:28:43,905
You've just had your first
demonstration of my power.
467
00:28:45,741 --> 00:28:48,035
I've tainted the
water in your cooler
468
00:28:48,368 --> 00:28:50,287
with my very special formula.
469
00:28:53,874 --> 00:28:56,543
This is your first
taste of Spanish Fly.
470
00:28:56,877 --> 00:29:01,173
And in heavier doses it can
destroy an entire population.
471
00:29:02,591 --> 00:29:05,135
And if I don't get
472
00:29:05,469 --> 00:29:10,223
in the next 48 hours, oh I'm
gonna have to contaminate
473
00:29:11,475 --> 00:29:13,226
the whole water
supply in the country.
474
00:29:15,645 --> 00:29:17,898
I'll call you later with my plan
475
00:29:18,231 --> 00:29:20,400
of where I want my
money delivered.
476
00:29:22,652 --> 00:29:25,322
Heed my warning, fools.
477
00:29:27,574 --> 00:29:28,841
Come on, burn rubber.
478
00:29:37,501 --> 00:29:39,086
This is an outrage.
479
00:29:40,420 --> 00:29:42,255
Oh she's beyond reasoning.
480
00:29:42,589 --> 00:29:43,964
In the past I thought all her
481
00:29:43,965 --> 00:29:46,134
warnings were just idle threats.
482
00:29:46,468 --> 00:29:48,261
Imagine contaminating the water
483
00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:50,222
supply in the police station.
484
00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:53,016
Is there no justice?
485
00:29:53,350 --> 00:29:54,934
She's right, she's right.
486
00:29:54,935 --> 00:29:57,145
Go over there and make sure
nobody uses that water cooler
487
00:29:57,479 --> 00:29:59,398
until there's a
full investigation.
488
00:29:59,731 --> 00:30:00,873
Yes, sir.
489
00:30:01,608 --> 00:30:04,903
- It's rumored that
Spanish Fly's headquarters
490
00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:09,991
are hidden within the
Vicearama, the sleaziest,
491
00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:14,287
seediest, and vilest
nightclub in town.
492
00:30:14,621 --> 00:30:16,456
- That place isn't so
bad, they have good
493
00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:18,375
drink specials at happy hour.
494
00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:19,959
Shut up!
495
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,671
Commissioner, I want
you to make an exception
496
00:30:23,004 --> 00:30:26,049
and let these girls
get jobs there.
497
00:30:26,383 --> 00:30:28,218
If anyone can go
undercover in that
498
00:30:28,552 --> 00:30:31,304
sleaze pit, it's these two.
499
00:30:31,638 --> 00:30:33,682
If that is Spanish
Fly's hideout,
500
00:30:34,015 --> 00:30:36,518
she's got a big surprise coming.
501
00:30:37,936 --> 00:30:39,604
- Anything you say,
Ms. Devonshire.
502
00:30:39,938 --> 00:30:41,397
We'll get right on it.
503
00:30:41,398 --> 00:30:42,999
You can count on us.
504
00:30:47,654 --> 00:30:48,989
- You must have a lot of
faith in those two girls
505
00:30:49,322 --> 00:30:51,533
to give them such an
important assignment.
506
00:30:51,867 --> 00:30:54,786
- Yes, I think
the world of them.
507
00:30:58,206 --> 00:30:59,432
Thank you.
508
00:31:03,712 --> 00:31:05,297
I really like your suit.
509
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:07,148
This old thing?
510
00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:16,933
Come on, I'll drive.
511
00:31:17,267 --> 00:31:18,434
Can I trust you?
512
00:31:18,435 --> 00:31:19,577
Sure.
513
00:31:40,707 --> 00:31:43,293
- You still listen
to 8-track tapes?
514
00:31:43,627 --> 00:31:45,127
No, I have a CD player.
515
00:31:45,128 --> 00:31:48,590
I just keep those on the dash
so nobody'll steal my radio.
516
00:31:48,924 --> 00:31:50,675
Wait 'til you hear
my sound system.
517
00:32:18,787 --> 00:32:20,997
Oh come on, it wasn't that loud.
518
00:32:21,331 --> 00:32:22,473
What!
519
00:32:36,846 --> 00:32:38,473
Can I help you two?
520
00:32:38,807 --> 00:32:41,518
- Yes, we're here to
apply for the job opening.
521
00:32:41,851 --> 00:32:44,104
Oh I see, come in, meet me
522
00:32:44,437 --> 00:32:46,690
in my back office
in a few minutes.
523
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:50,484
We got the interview, come on
524
00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:51,820
the place should
be cooking already.
525
00:32:52,153 --> 00:32:53,254
What?
526
00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:12,549
Hey, we're dressing in here.
527
00:33:12,882 --> 00:33:14,509
I need this room, hurry up.
528
00:33:14,843 --> 00:33:17,971
- And close the door,
people can look in here.
529
00:33:18,305 --> 00:33:20,181
- It's nothing they're not gonna
see in a couple of minutes.
530
00:33:20,515 --> 00:33:23,310
Hey, fuck you.
531
00:33:24,728 --> 00:33:25,870
Hey, ah.
532
00:33:34,321 --> 00:33:35,904
- I don't like
this place already.
533
00:33:35,905 --> 00:33:37,197
I feel like all the men here
534
00:33:37,198 --> 00:33:38,992
are undressing me
with their eyes.
535
00:33:39,326 --> 00:33:41,911
- It's just your imagination,
try to look like you fit in.
536
00:33:42,245 --> 00:33:43,162
What are you trying to-
537
00:33:43,163 --> 00:33:44,497
Coming through.
538
00:33:44,831 --> 00:33:46,123
- What, are you trying
to say it doesn't
539
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:47,808
look like I can
fool these people?
540
00:33:48,501 --> 00:33:50,170
- No, it's just you're
always so uptight.
541
00:33:50,503 --> 00:33:51,646
Is that so?
542
00:35:22,095 --> 00:35:23,513
I can't find my wallet.
543
00:35:23,847 --> 00:35:24,989
Didi.
544
00:35:31,896 --> 00:35:34,065
You know this is illegal.
545
00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:50,514
Have a seat.
546
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:54,836
I hope you girls realize that
547
00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:58,798
there's only one
position available.
548
00:35:59,132 --> 00:36:00,967
Good, may the best one win.
549
00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,725
Remember, working as a team.
550
00:36:12,687 --> 00:36:15,940
- What makes you feel that
you're qualified for this job?
551
00:36:18,568 --> 00:36:21,112
- My morals are low
and so is my IQ.
552
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,077
And what about you?
553
00:36:28,411 --> 00:36:31,080
- I'll do anything
to get this job.
554
00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:38,729
So Will I.
555
00:36:39,756 --> 00:36:42,091
- Are you two sure you know
what we're looking for?
556
00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:46,387
- No, but whatever
it is, I'll do it.
557
00:36:48,932 --> 00:36:51,142
I was born doing it.
558
00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,145
- Listen girls, I
think there's been
559
00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:56,022
some kind of mistake here.
560
00:36:56,356 --> 00:36:57,690
What do you mean?
561
00:36:58,024 --> 00:37:00,777
- The job that's available
is for a bookkeeper.
562
00:37:01,110 --> 00:37:03,196
Neither one of you
two are qualified.
563
00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:04,797
A bookkeeper?
564
00:37:08,117 --> 00:37:09,743
This was all your fault.
565
00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:12,205
- My fault, what about
your vulgar display?
566
00:37:12,539 --> 00:37:13,957
What you did was low.
567
00:37:14,290 --> 00:37:16,000
- I wanted to be
that bookkeeper.
568
00:37:24,968 --> 00:37:26,510
- You mean out of
the two of you,
569
00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,805
neither one was
able to get the job?
570
00:37:29,138 --> 00:37:30,681
We tried.
571
00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,140
This is unbelievable.
572
00:37:32,141 --> 00:37:34,561
Do you realize how bad
you're making me look?
573
00:37:34,894 --> 00:37:37,021
What am I supposed to
tell the commissioner now?
574
00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,940
It wasn't my fault.
575
00:37:39,274 --> 00:37:41,776
I didn't know the job
was for a bookkeeper.
576
00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:43,903
I was just trying to
act cheap like Didi.
577
00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:45,279
That's enough.
578
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,490
I hope you realize that
Petrolino has already
579
00:37:47,824 --> 00:37:50,743
put in a request to have the
two of you taken off the force.
580
00:37:51,077 --> 00:37:54,831
And with both of you out of
here, I'll lose my job also.
581
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,210
Taken off the force, taken off
582
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:01,479
the force, taken off the force.
583
00:38:03,798 --> 00:38:06,092
That's right, we're gonna
break out of here tonight.
584
00:38:06,426 --> 00:38:09,012
And if you aren't with
us, we're gonna shoot you.
585
00:38:13,808 --> 00:38:15,768
Both of you out of here,
both of you out of here.
586
00:38:16,102 --> 00:38:18,688
Both of you out of here.
587
00:38:19,022 --> 00:38:21,441
I'd like you to meet
your new cellmate.
588
00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:24,668
She's cute.
589
00:38:27,947 --> 00:38:29,699
I lose my job also,
590
00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:32,243
lose my job also,
I lose my job also.
591
00:38:35,038 --> 00:38:36,597
That's enough.
592
00:38:40,835 --> 00:38:42,879
Now, you little
monsters are gonna
593
00:38:43,212 --> 00:38:44,839
play pin the tail on the donkey
594
00:38:45,173 --> 00:38:46,925
whether you like it or not.
595
00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:49,010
Now begin.
596
00:38:55,183 --> 00:38:58,853
Oh, either the two
of you start working
597
00:38:59,187 --> 00:39:02,148
together as a team or
suffer the consequences.
598
00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:09,822
- Well I'll see you
later for our date.
599
00:39:10,156 --> 00:39:11,406
Sure thing, babe.
600
00:39:11,407 --> 00:39:12,784
Hey listen, I'll get
you off the switchboard
601
00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,286
and have you a better
job before you know it.
602
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,745
You're so sweet.
603
00:39:16,746 --> 00:39:18,097
Oh I know.
604
00:39:30,093 --> 00:39:33,221
- I just remembered, I have
a very important appointment.
605
00:39:33,554 --> 00:39:34,931
Oh, me too, likewise.
606
00:39:48,403 --> 00:39:49,653
Hi there.
607
00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:51,698
What the hell do you want?
608
00:39:52,031 --> 00:39:55,284
- I wanted to apologize
for my previous behavior.
609
00:39:55,618 --> 00:39:57,245
Took me a while to
come to my senses.
610
00:39:58,579 --> 00:40:00,915
- Yeah, so what are
you trying to say?
611
00:40:01,249 --> 00:40:02,875
- Well I finally
realized what a hunk
612
00:40:03,209 --> 00:40:05,086
of man you are
and I'd be foolish
613
00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:07,839
not to take a sample
of that Grade-A beef.
614
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:13,928
- I see, so you got
anything in mind?
615
00:40:14,262 --> 00:40:15,821
You tell me when and where.
616
00:40:19,142 --> 00:40:21,060
- Hmm, I think I
can squeeze you in
617
00:40:21,394 --> 00:40:22,937
tonight about eight o'clock.
618
00:40:23,271 --> 00:40:24,856
How does that sound?
619
00:40:25,189 --> 00:40:26,523
I'll be there with bells on.
620
00:40:26,524 --> 00:40:30,403
- Great, look up my
address in the white pages.
621
00:40:30,737 --> 00:40:32,004
I deliver.
622
00:40:45,251 --> 00:40:50,089
- Officer Petrolino, where
have you been hiding yourself?
623
00:40:51,466 --> 00:40:52,900
Got any plans for
dinner tonight?
624
00:41:02,351 --> 00:41:05,021
Didi, right on time.
625
00:41:05,354 --> 00:41:07,023
Hi.
626
00:41:07,356 --> 00:41:09,817
- I guess you don't like
to keep your studs waiting.
627
00:41:11,152 --> 00:41:14,030
- What a lovely table
setting, I'm impressed.
628
00:41:14,363 --> 00:41:15,506
Oh thank you.
629
00:41:15,865 --> 00:41:17,341
What's for dinner?
630
00:41:18,326 --> 00:41:20,620
- Well see it's a special
one of a kind dish.
631
00:41:20,953 --> 00:41:23,247
I call it beef Petrolino.
632
00:41:26,334 --> 00:41:28,060
What are the ingredients?
633
00:41:30,755 --> 00:41:32,356
You're looking at 'em.
634
00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:35,634
Where's your bathroom?
635
00:41:35,635 --> 00:41:37,261
Oh it's right inside.
636
00:41:38,554 --> 00:41:39,471
Excuse me.
637
00:41:39,472 --> 00:41:40,864
Sure.
638
00:41:56,489 --> 00:41:57,824
Hey, I got a surprise for you.
639
00:41:59,367 --> 00:42:00,551
Really?
640
00:42:01,244 --> 00:42:05,206
- How'd you like to wear
this and make me happy?
641
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:06,958
I'd love to.
642
00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:10,211
- Great, my bedroom's
right in there.
643
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:13,131
Why don't you change and
I'll meet you in a minute?
644
00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,216
I can hardly wait.
645
00:42:28,771 --> 00:42:30,606
- Hello
you lucky girl you,
646
00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:32,900
I can't take your
call right now.
647
00:42:33,234 --> 00:42:36,821
Leave me your name and number
so I can make your day.
648
00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:38,948
Hi, this is Jeannie,
649
00:42:39,282 --> 00:42:40,574
I just wanted to tell you what
650
00:42:40,575 --> 00:42:43,119
a great time I
just had with you.
651
00:42:43,452 --> 00:42:45,538
I'm really sorry that
I had to run off.
652
00:42:45,872 --> 00:42:48,207
I would have loved to have
spent the whole night.
653
00:42:49,584 --> 00:42:53,212
Oh by the way, I left my
underwear with you by mistake.
654
00:42:53,546 --> 00:42:56,174
You can't miss it, it's
the green sparkly ones.
655
00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:57,842
They're probably still warm.
656
00:43:00,219 --> 00:43:01,612
They are still warm.
657
00:43:03,264 --> 00:43:04,531
Eww yuck!
658
00:43:06,267 --> 00:43:08,186
- I'll just get
it back from you next time.
659
00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:11,355
Just remember that
they're mine, bye now.
660
00:43:13,482 --> 00:43:14,958
I can't stay.
661
00:43:15,318 --> 00:43:16,819
What's the matter?
662
00:43:17,153 --> 00:43:20,907
- I'm going to the hospital to
have a severe conniption fit.
663
00:43:24,619 --> 00:43:25,761
What a pity.
664
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,026
Hi.
665
00:43:41,844 --> 00:43:44,305
- Oh Holly, well
you're the early bird.
666
00:43:45,681 --> 00:43:47,433
- Well I wanted to
get it over with.
667
00:43:49,602 --> 00:43:53,147
I mean, wild horses
couldn't keep me away.
668
00:43:56,651 --> 00:43:58,194
So, you made dinner.
669
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,113
No, it didn't turn out right.
670
00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:06,285
Are you looking for something?
671
00:44:06,619 --> 00:44:08,454
- Well I did have something
I wanted you to wear
672
00:44:08,788 --> 00:44:10,623
but I don't see where it went.
673
00:44:10,957 --> 00:44:12,416
That's okay I brought my own.
674
00:44:17,630 --> 00:44:18,856
Do you like it?
675
00:44:19,882 --> 00:44:21,149
Oh yeah.
676
00:44:21,842 --> 00:44:24,136
- Listen I think
I'ma go freshen up.
677
00:44:24,470 --> 00:44:27,807
- Oh wait, I have a
special present for you.
678
00:44:28,140 --> 00:44:29,642
Really, that's sweet.
679
00:44:32,186 --> 00:44:34,814
- Here, your own
personal toothbrush.
680
00:44:36,524 --> 00:44:38,567
Wow, thanks.
681
00:44:41,654 --> 00:44:43,239
I'll be right back.
682
00:45:07,263 --> 00:45:09,473
11 years in private school,
683
00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:12,476
two years at the police
academy and now this.
684
00:45:13,936 --> 00:45:15,479
If my father could
only see me now.
685
00:45:18,816 --> 00:45:20,083
Great.
686
00:45:30,494 --> 00:45:33,581
- I bet you thought about me
the whole time you were gone.
687
00:45:33,914 --> 00:45:35,057
That I did.
688
00:45:38,544 --> 00:45:40,421
Please let it be over
quick, please let
689
00:45:40,755 --> 00:45:42,423
me be able to imagine that
I'm with someone else.
690
00:45:42,757 --> 00:45:44,258
Please don't let him
leave the lights on.
691
00:45:44,592 --> 00:45:46,193
Did you say something?
692
00:45:46,802 --> 00:45:48,070
No.
693
00:45:56,604 --> 00:45:57,996
Ooh, ooh.
694
00:46:03,110 --> 00:46:07,365
Hello you lucky girl you, I
can't take your call right now.
695
00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:09,283
I'm sorry, I'll
just be a minute.
696
00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:12,928
Take your time.
697
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:18,016
Hello.
698
00:46:19,001 --> 00:46:22,421
Shaunie, yeah long time no see.
699
00:46:25,674 --> 00:46:27,885
Yeah, sure I got time for you.
700
00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:29,720
What are you doing
in about an hour?
701
00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:34,350
Yeah, oh no, no, no, I'm not
doing anything important.
702
00:46:35,601 --> 00:46:37,478
Actually I can
hardly wait to have
703
00:46:37,812 --> 00:46:39,563
your hot mouth on my body again.
704
00:46:41,649 --> 00:46:44,276
Yeah, yeah, I'll see
you in a little while.
705
00:46:44,610 --> 00:46:47,905
Oh and I'll have your special
toothbrush waiting for you.
706
00:46:50,491 --> 00:46:51,967
Yeah, bye.
707
00:46:55,621 --> 00:46:57,498
Hey, where you going?
708
00:46:57,832 --> 00:46:59,708
- I have never seen
so much colossal
709
00:47:00,042 --> 00:47:01,626
nerve before in my entire life.
710
00:47:01,627 --> 00:47:03,129
How could you make
a date with her
711
00:47:03,462 --> 00:47:05,297
when I was still
in bed with you?
712
00:47:05,631 --> 00:47:08,968
- Yeah but you get the benefit
of her making me horny.
713
00:47:09,301 --> 00:47:10,444
Ugh!
714
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:13,947
Yuck!
715
00:47:17,059 --> 00:47:18,685
Hey wait, come back.
716
00:47:18,686 --> 00:47:21,147
You haven't even
tried my hot tub yet.
717
00:47:31,407 --> 00:47:32,407
Hi y'all.
718
00:47:32,408 --> 00:47:33,550
Hi.
719
00:47:35,369 --> 00:47:36,995
I heard about the three ways
720
00:47:36,996 --> 00:47:39,957
you two had with
Petrolino last night.
721
00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:41,433
What?
722
00:47:42,585 --> 00:47:44,462
- I thought it sounded
pretty raunchy to me.
723
00:47:46,547 --> 00:47:48,398
Where did you hear this?
724
00:47:51,177 --> 00:47:52,928
Well in the men's locker room.
725
00:47:53,971 --> 00:47:55,764
The men's locker room, huh?
726
00:47:56,098 --> 00:47:58,017
How did you get in there?
727
00:47:58,350 --> 00:48:00,227
- Oh I just throw my
hair up in a baseball cap
728
00:48:00,561 --> 00:48:03,230
and wrap a towel around me and
no one even knows I'm there.
729
00:48:05,191 --> 00:48:08,068
- Listen that story
is 100% fiction.
730
00:48:09,445 --> 00:48:11,238
- Yeah, and I saw
Elvis at the mall.
731
00:48:12,698 --> 00:48:15,451
- This is ridiculous, how can
you even listen to that shit?
732
00:48:16,785 --> 00:48:19,580
- Well all the other officers
seem to believe it too.
733
00:48:19,914 --> 00:48:21,056
What?
734
00:48:23,667 --> 00:48:26,295
- I can't believe you had the
nerve to go to his apartment.
735
00:48:26,629 --> 00:48:27,712
Oh, what's the difference?
736
00:48:27,713 --> 00:48:29,339
It didn't work for
either one of us.
737
00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,716
- Well I didn't let him
touch me, what about you?
738
00:48:31,050 --> 00:48:33,427
- Oh get serious, if you
didn't did you think I would?
739
00:48:35,638 --> 00:48:37,072
Shush.
740
00:48:40,684 --> 00:48:42,478
- First we went
around the world,
741
00:48:42,811 --> 00:48:45,564
then I was the meat
in their sandwich.
742
00:48:45,898 --> 00:48:48,484
- The things you see when
you don't have a camera.
743
00:48:48,817 --> 00:48:50,319
Yeah man, that Didi and Holly,
744
00:48:50,653 --> 00:48:54,073
I never seen two babes more
happy with my body, my life.
745
00:48:57,493 --> 00:48:59,136
That does it.
746
00:49:02,081 --> 00:49:03,624
- Hey, this is the
men's locker room.
747
00:49:04,833 --> 00:49:05,959
Shut up.
748
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,419
- Hey what are
you doing in here?
749
00:49:09,672 --> 00:49:14,552
- Ha, Big Night Stick,
more like cocktail weenie.
750
00:49:16,303 --> 00:49:17,637
Hey you know what, I never hit
751
00:49:17,638 --> 00:49:18,805
a woman before in
my life but I'm-
752
00:49:18,806 --> 00:49:20,558
Go on, come on I dare you.
753
00:49:20,891 --> 00:49:22,935
Slap me senseless,
punch my lights out.
754
00:49:23,269 --> 00:49:25,062
Hey, I'm warning you.
755
00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:27,982
- Go on I dare you,
if you're man enough.
756
00:49:39,827 --> 00:49:42,746
- The map is completed,
every major water supply
757
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,374
in the United States
has been marked.
758
00:49:46,750 --> 00:49:49,086
And if they don't give
us the 20 million dollars
759
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,213
that we've asked
for, we're ready
760
00:49:51,547 --> 00:49:55,843
to show them we mean business.
761
00:49:56,176 --> 00:49:58,971
- 20 million bucks
is a lot of money.
762
00:49:59,305 --> 00:50:02,641
- Yeah, I can hardly
wait to get my cut.
763
00:50:02,975 --> 00:50:07,730
- Your cut, girls you make
400 bucks a week at the club.
764
00:50:08,814 --> 00:50:10,149
If I have to share
this money with you,
765
00:50:10,482 --> 00:50:12,776
I can't pay you your
regular salaries.
766
00:50:13,902 --> 00:50:15,361
You wouldn't want to miss out on
767
00:50:15,362 --> 00:50:17,823
your guaranteed 400
bucks a week, would you?
768
00:50:19,199 --> 00:50:20,618
Well, no.
769
00:50:22,536 --> 00:50:24,120
Me neither.
770
00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:25,497
Good, hand me the telephone.
771
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:29,726
Thank you.
772
00:50:30,336 --> 00:50:32,504
Now be quiet, I don't want them
773
00:50:32,838 --> 00:50:35,007
to know our location, okay?
774
00:50:35,341 --> 00:50:36,483
Good.
775
00:50:44,266 --> 00:50:45,643
Devonshire here.
776
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:50,689
- All right Devonshire, this
is Spanish Fly, got that?
777
00:50:52,858 --> 00:50:57,696
Spanish Fly, I'm ready to
give you my list of demands
778
00:50:59,073 --> 00:51:02,701
and I expect every one
of them to be followed.
779
00:51:03,035 --> 00:51:05,746
And remember, you
know who this is
780
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,957
but you don't know
where I'm calling from.
781
00:51:09,291 --> 00:51:13,045
Hey got that, you don't
know where I'm calling from.
782
00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:16,298
- This
is the operator,
783
00:51:16,632 --> 00:51:19,593
I have an emergency phone
call for Spanish Fly
784
00:51:19,927 --> 00:51:24,682
at 555-3599, it's
from your mother.
785
00:51:26,225 --> 00:51:27,893
Do you wish to release the line?
786
00:51:28,227 --> 00:51:30,646
- No, I don't wish
to release the line!
787
00:51:35,943 --> 00:51:37,778
- That was Spanish
Fly, I've just got
788
00:51:38,112 --> 00:51:40,656
the phone number she
was calling from.
789
00:51:40,989 --> 00:51:44,535
We can run a make on it and
get her exact location now.
790
00:51:44,868 --> 00:51:47,413
- Good, good, good, 'cause
we're running out of time.
791
00:51:47,746 --> 00:51:49,373
- Now that we know
her whereabouts,
792
00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:52,000
I'm sure my girls can stop her.
793
00:51:53,210 --> 00:51:54,670
You know, Ms. Devonshire,
794
00:51:55,003 --> 00:51:56,547
I've been meaning to talk
to you about those two.
795
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,382
Well what about them?
796
00:51:58,716 --> 00:52:01,301
- Well I'm afraid they're
just not up to vice squad par.
797
00:52:05,139 --> 00:52:07,057
This case is too important
to me for any more mistakes.
798
00:52:07,391 --> 00:52:08,933
Besides I've been
wanting to try out
799
00:52:08,934 --> 00:52:11,228
this new secret weapon
I've been working on.
800
00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:13,814
In fact, I'm revealing
it at the unveiling
801
00:52:14,148 --> 00:52:15,523
ceremony in just 10 minutes.
802
00:52:15,524 --> 00:52:18,068
Now I expect to see
you there, officer.
803
00:52:27,035 --> 00:52:28,620
Get out of my way.
804
00:52:47,973 --> 00:52:51,602
Oh!
805
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,815
- I'm sure that you all
understand the urgency
806
00:52:57,149 --> 00:52:58,567
which this meeting
has been called.
807
00:52:59,943 --> 00:53:01,695
Spanish Fly has proceeded
with her plans and up
808
00:53:02,029 --> 00:53:04,823
until now there's nothing
we've been able to do about it.
809
00:53:05,157 --> 00:53:07,201
We can make no more
mistakes on our part.
810
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:17,753
We need a new vice
cop on the force.
811
00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:23,926
One who's fool proof, one who
won't make any more screw ups.
812
00:53:26,386 --> 00:53:29,765
And now the final solution.
813
00:53:30,933 --> 00:53:34,937
May I present the future
of vice enforcement.
814
00:53:35,270 --> 00:53:38,774
Half woman, half
machine, all trash.
815
00:53:39,107 --> 00:53:40,500
I'd like you to meet,
816
00:53:43,237 --> 00:53:44,504
Bimbocop.
817
00:53:45,072 --> 00:53:46,506
Ooh.
818
00:53:54,498 --> 00:53:57,417
- You can't be
serious, this robot
819
00:53:57,751 --> 00:54:00,504
isn't gonna replace my
girls on the vice force.
820
00:54:00,838 --> 00:54:02,255
- Oh no, she'll not
only replace 'em,
821
00:54:02,256 --> 00:54:03,924
she'll do a much better job too.
822
00:54:04,258 --> 00:54:06,385
Myron, Myron, where
are you, come out here.
823
00:54:06,718 --> 00:54:08,387
Myron, oh.
824
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,430
And who is this?
825
00:54:10,764 --> 00:54:13,892
- This is Myron, he is
the creator of BimboCop.
826
00:54:14,226 --> 00:54:15,644
- And when did you
build this robot,
827
00:54:15,978 --> 00:54:17,855
between watching cartoons?
828
00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:19,898
No, actually I built her
829
00:54:20,232 --> 00:54:21,817
while I was watching
music videos.
830
00:54:24,528 --> 00:54:27,823
- I don't like it already
and I won't stand for it.
831
00:54:28,156 --> 00:54:31,159
- I agree completely, this
sets women back 100 years.
832
00:54:31,493 --> 00:54:33,119
- Oh no, no, no, give it a
chance, give it a chance.
833
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,596
Myron, demonstration.
834
00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:44,631
Yes, but can she speak?
835
00:54:47,134 --> 00:54:50,470
- You're not deaf,
don't be dumb.
836
00:54:52,180 --> 00:54:53,807
Whoa.
837
00:54:54,141 --> 00:54:55,617
I like her.
838
00:54:56,101 --> 00:54:57,769
- She looks a lot
like you, Didi,
839
00:54:58,103 --> 00:54:59,897
they must've made her
out of cheap metal.
840
00:55:03,191 --> 00:55:05,777
- Oh I forgot to mention,
the robot is very good
841
00:55:06,111 --> 00:55:07,988
at detecting who
its enemies are.
842
00:55:10,157 --> 00:55:11,491
Tell us more.
843
00:55:11,825 --> 00:55:14,328
- Well, the access
code box sets her mood.
844
00:55:15,996 --> 00:55:17,330
You can choose the
setting you want.
845
00:55:17,331 --> 00:55:19,082
I can put her on
access code casual
846
00:55:19,416 --> 00:55:21,543
if you'd like to have a
conversation with her.
847
00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:30,969
Or access code vengeful,
and she'll find her enemies.
848
00:55:34,222 --> 00:55:36,016
Of course there's always
access code rampage,
849
00:55:36,350 --> 00:55:37,935
but I can't show
you that one in here
850
00:55:39,311 --> 00:55:40,770
No, no, of corse not.
851
00:55:40,771 --> 00:55:42,981
Myron remind me to
give your school
852
00:55:43,315 --> 00:55:44,983
a special donation for
all this fine work.
853
00:55:45,317 --> 00:55:47,194
In fact, Ms. Devonshire,
write out a check
854
00:55:47,527 --> 00:55:49,821
for $100 now, huh.
855
00:55:50,155 --> 00:55:53,825
- But sir, the robot has
over $10,000 in parts alone.
856
00:55:54,159 --> 00:55:55,242
Not to mention the medical bills
857
00:55:55,243 --> 00:55:56,828
after my accident
with the welding.
858
00:55:57,162 --> 00:56:00,415
- Ah what the hey,
make it a 150.
859
00:56:00,749 --> 00:56:02,208
This doesn't prove anything.
860
00:56:02,209 --> 00:56:05,045
I'd like to see a demonstration
of the robot at work.
861
00:56:05,379 --> 00:56:06,337
- Well certainly,
I'll just change
862
00:56:06,338 --> 00:56:08,022
her to access code work mode.
863
00:56:08,840 --> 00:56:10,300
What job would you
like to see her do?
864
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:12,010
- I don't know, what
do you suggest, Myron?
865
00:56:12,344 --> 00:56:14,972
- Would you like to see her
find and destroy her enemies?
866
00:56:15,305 --> 00:56:16,347
Oh yeah.
867
00:56:16,348 --> 00:56:17,490
No, not that.
868
00:56:18,100 --> 00:56:19,893
Let her do something easy.
869
00:56:20,227 --> 00:56:22,396
Yeah, that's a good idea.
870
00:56:22,729 --> 00:56:24,523
I'll tell you what, let's
put her on the switchboard.
871
00:56:24,856 --> 00:56:27,025
Why any dumbo can do that job.
872
00:56:27,359 --> 00:56:29,111
- She could
do that easily.
873
00:56:29,444 --> 00:56:30,778
Hey, wait a minute.
874
00:56:30,779 --> 00:56:31,921
Come on.
875
00:57:04,980 --> 00:57:06,522
- A call's coming
in, what happens now?
876
00:57:06,523 --> 00:57:08,207
I'll just start her up.
877
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:15,907
- Police station,
how may I serve you?
878
00:57:17,617 --> 00:57:21,872
Yes I know where that is, I'll
send someone out right away.
879
00:57:23,248 --> 00:57:24,958
Would you like to hold on the
line until they get there?
880
00:57:26,418 --> 00:57:28,086
Yes, thank you.
881
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:31,423
Attention, there's been a
breaking and entering reported
882
00:57:31,757 --> 00:57:34,509
at the corner of
Effie ad Rowena.
883
00:57:34,843 --> 00:57:39,598
Officers 211 and 214 please
report at once, thank you.
884
00:57:46,313 --> 00:57:48,106
Isn't that amazing?
885
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:49,858
Yeah, real keen.
886
00:57:50,192 --> 00:57:52,110
I have another call, could you
887
00:57:52,444 --> 00:57:53,945
please hold for just a minute?
888
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:56,547
Thank you.
889
00:57:57,282 --> 00:58:01,787
Hello, police station,
how may I serve you?
890
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,790
Jeannie, it's Daddy Trucker.
891
00:58:05,123 --> 00:58:06,974
I'll put him on for you.
892
00:58:08,251 --> 00:58:09,477
No wait.
893
00:58:10,712 --> 00:58:12,255
Just take a message for me.
894
00:58:14,299 --> 00:58:15,841
Hey, little Jeannie,
895
00:58:15,842 --> 00:58:17,803
I've got the party line waiting.
896
00:58:18,136 --> 00:58:20,639
I've got my pants off already.
897
00:58:20,972 --> 00:58:24,142
Have I got a little
present for you.
898
00:58:24,476 --> 00:58:28,188
- And I also have a message
for you from your gynecologist.
899
00:58:29,648 --> 00:58:32,067
He wants to remind you of
your appointment tomorrow.
900
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:36,363
He says he thinks
he has a new cream
901
00:58:36,696 --> 00:58:38,907
to try on that rash of yours.
902
00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:42,744
- Jeannie, I'd like a
word with you, right now.
903
00:58:51,253 --> 00:58:54,714
Fired, me fired?
904
00:58:55,048 --> 00:58:56,590
How could you?
905
00:58:56,591 --> 00:58:59,594
- Now, now, now, now, don't
think of it as fired Jeannie,
906
00:58:59,928 --> 00:59:02,139
think of it as replaced.
907
00:59:02,472 --> 00:59:05,267
- Replaced, by that
bucket of bolts?
908
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:07,602
You haven't heard
the last of this yet.
909
00:59:10,230 --> 00:59:13,024
Fired, me fired.
910
00:59:14,025 --> 00:59:15,902
That damn robot got me fired.
911
00:59:17,195 --> 00:59:19,739
You know, I work
hard for my paycheck
912
00:59:20,073 --> 00:59:21,825
and I give my landlord
a piece of that.
913
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,702
And now I'm gonna
be sitting on my ass
914
00:59:24,703 --> 00:59:27,372
all month long, just what is
he gonna get a piece of now?
915
00:59:27,706 --> 00:59:28,706
All right, all right out.
916
00:59:28,707 --> 00:59:30,291
Ooh.
917
00:59:30,292 --> 00:59:31,918
- I want to make our move
on Vicearama tonight.
918
00:59:32,252 --> 00:59:34,421
Now first, first we'll
call in the vice officers,
919
00:59:34,754 --> 00:59:37,841
and then we'll
bring in BimboCop.
920
00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:40,468
Oh Spanish Fly will
never know what hit her.
921
00:59:42,095 --> 00:59:44,681
I want everyone
in tip top shape.
922
00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:46,073
Come on, men.
923
00:59:54,858 --> 00:59:57,235
- Commissioner, call
for you on line one.
924
00:59:59,279 --> 01:00:00,588
Hello, hello?
925
01:00:04,492 --> 01:00:06,260
Hello, hello, hello?
926
01:00:13,752 --> 01:00:16,087
So take my job on the force,
927
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,506
well we'll just see about that.
928
01:00:27,390 --> 01:00:30,101
There now, let's just see
how much value you have
929
01:00:30,435 --> 01:00:33,271
while you're set to
access code worthless.
930
01:00:34,689 --> 01:00:36,399
There, I feel much better.
931
01:01:06,429 --> 01:01:08,139
- Okay, we have an hour
to get into the club
932
01:01:08,473 --> 01:01:11,518
and find Spanish Fly's hideout
before BimboCop gets here.
933
01:01:11,851 --> 01:01:13,394
Are you ready to go inside?
934
01:01:13,395 --> 01:01:14,853
Let's just do it.
935
01:01:14,854 --> 01:01:16,314
- And try to let me do
the talking this time.
936
01:01:16,648 --> 01:01:18,275
- Don't start with
me again, Didi.
937
01:01:33,373 --> 01:01:35,333
Yeah, what do you want?
938
01:01:35,667 --> 01:01:37,209
We're here to get to work.
939
01:01:37,210 --> 01:01:38,836
- Oh yeah, none
of the women that
940
01:01:38,837 --> 01:01:41,047
work here look as
cheap as you two.
941
01:01:43,550 --> 01:01:45,218
Wait a minute, I
remember you two.
942
01:01:45,552 --> 01:01:47,429
You don't work here, beat it.
943
01:01:50,598 --> 01:01:52,767
- I told you to let
me do the talking.
944
01:01:53,101 --> 01:01:54,059
But I-
945
01:01:54,060 --> 01:01:55,369
Are you two still here?
946
01:01:56,438 --> 01:01:59,691
- I think you misunderstood,
what she meant to say is
947
01:02:00,025 --> 01:02:03,278
we're here to get to work
delivering a stripping telegram.
948
01:02:04,571 --> 01:02:07,240
- Oh, well that's
different, come on in.
949
01:02:07,574 --> 01:02:08,716
Thank you.
950
01:02:09,868 --> 01:02:12,370
- The things a girl's
gotta do to make a living.
951
01:02:29,137 --> 01:02:30,512
Check this place out.
952
01:02:30,513 --> 01:02:33,183
Where do you think
her hideout could be?
953
01:02:36,561 --> 01:02:39,439
And now, a special treat.
954
01:02:39,773 --> 01:02:42,567
Tonight only, two new
broads are gonna do
955
01:02:42,901 --> 01:02:46,446
a special strip tease
just for you guys.
956
01:02:53,161 --> 01:02:54,579
What do we do now?
957
01:02:56,247 --> 01:02:57,664
- I'm not backing
out of this one.
958
01:02:57,665 --> 01:02:59,166
I don't know about
you but I'm prepared
959
01:02:59,167 --> 01:03:01,294
to go all the way if necessary.
960
01:03:01,628 --> 01:03:04,964
- Ha, you probably don't even
know how to shake your pelvis.
961
01:05:11,382 --> 01:05:15,512
- Two grasshoppers, two
beers, and a Singapore Sling.
962
01:05:37,909 --> 01:05:39,409
What the hell is this?
963
01:05:39,410 --> 01:05:41,621
- Yeah I thought
our show was next.
964
01:05:41,955 --> 01:05:43,097
In a minute.
965
01:05:47,835 --> 01:05:49,461
- We can do a lot
better than those two.
966
01:05:49,462 --> 01:05:51,046
I'll say.
967
01:05:51,047 --> 01:05:52,674
Yeah, well you got to admit,
968
01:05:53,007 --> 01:05:54,759
they dance pretty good for cops.
969
01:06:40,888 --> 01:06:42,682
More, more!
970
01:06:44,434 --> 01:06:45,701
More more!
971
01:06:49,397 --> 01:06:50,664
More!
972
01:06:51,566 --> 01:06:53,042
Take it off!
973
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:30,979
Let me through.
974
01:07:30,980 --> 01:07:32,481
Get out of my way.
975
01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:35,735
Young man, put your
eyes back in your head.
976
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:39,822
Girls get off that stage.
977
01:07:48,706 --> 01:07:49,974
Ugh!
978
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:54,754
Honestly, can't you two
ever keep your clothes on?
979
01:07:55,088 --> 01:07:57,840
- Well the whole
thing was Didi's idea.
980
01:07:58,174 --> 01:08:00,593
- Ms. Devonshire, what
are you doing here?
981
01:08:00,927 --> 01:08:04,764
- Who do you think got the job
as a bookkeeper, you idiots?
982
01:08:06,974 --> 01:08:09,519
- Welly, well, well,
look what we have here.
983
01:08:09,852 --> 01:08:12,438
Not two cops but three.
984
01:08:12,772 --> 01:08:15,942
- You're making a big
mistake, I'm a bookkeeper.
985
01:08:16,275 --> 01:08:18,319
And I was just telling
these girls how much
986
01:08:18,653 --> 01:08:21,572
I was disgusted by their show.
987
01:08:21,906 --> 01:08:24,158
- Yeah, and we
really are strippers.
988
01:08:24,492 --> 01:08:27,286
- Save it, we got a metal
detector at the door.
989
01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:29,288
It went ape shit when you
two walked through it.
990
01:08:29,622 --> 01:08:33,251
You're packing enough
hardware, you got to be cops.
991
01:08:33,584 --> 01:08:35,169
No, you've got it all wrong.
992
01:08:35,503 --> 01:08:39,674
It's just our cheap, our cheap
jewelry, that set it off.
993
01:08:41,050 --> 01:08:43,553
- Aphrodisia, Felatia,
get me their purses.
994
01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:49,241
Go ahead, look inside it.
995
01:08:52,812 --> 01:08:54,313
Just as I thought.
996
01:08:54,647 --> 01:08:56,040
All right, get going.
997
01:09:07,243 --> 01:09:10,538
- Looks like you three won't
be anymore trouble tonight.
998
01:09:10,872 --> 01:09:12,749
- Yeah and I can
dance better than you
999
01:09:13,082 --> 01:09:15,710
with both feet tied
behind my back.
1000
01:09:21,048 --> 01:09:22,759
- And might I just
add that you look
1001
01:09:23,092 --> 01:09:25,678
flattering with these
ropes around you.
1002
01:09:26,012 --> 01:09:27,471
When you work in
a place like this,
1003
01:09:27,472 --> 01:09:30,224
it's women like you
that really turn me on.
1004
01:09:31,225 --> 01:09:33,019
Shoot me if you must, but for
1005
01:09:33,352 --> 01:09:36,481
God's sake keep
your hands off me.
1006
01:09:38,149 --> 01:09:39,734
- Well looks like somebody
else is packing some hardware.
1007
01:09:40,067 --> 01:09:40,901
Check it out, girls.
1008
01:09:40,902 --> 01:09:42,419
You got it.
1009
01:09:59,545 --> 01:10:01,004
Can we help you?
1010
01:10:01,005 --> 01:10:03,299
- Yeah, I'm looking for
some babes here tonight.
1011
01:10:03,633 --> 01:10:05,258
You two look like
you can satisfy me
1012
01:10:05,259 --> 01:10:06,802
for about the first hour or so.
1013
01:10:06,803 --> 01:10:08,596
Oh really?
1014
01:10:08,930 --> 01:10:10,890
- Yeah, then you can
send in the second shift.
1015
01:10:12,642 --> 01:10:14,142
After you two catch your breath,
1016
01:10:14,143 --> 01:10:15,686
maybe I'll let you
come back for seconds.
1017
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:17,355
Oh lucky us.
1018
01:10:18,689 --> 01:10:21,484
- I can hardly wait to
get my hands on you.
1019
01:10:21,818 --> 01:10:23,109
Me either.
1020
01:10:23,110 --> 01:10:24,402
- Girls, girls, come
on, there's plenty
1021
01:10:24,403 --> 01:10:25,863
of me to go around right.
1022
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,428
Hey, yeah.
1023
01:10:33,746 --> 01:10:35,247
I just can't help myself.
1024
01:10:35,248 --> 01:10:36,833
Oh let me at him.
1025
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,918
Hey take it easy girls, huh.
1026
01:10:40,336 --> 01:10:41,796
Don't move, asshole.
1027
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,423
How did you know I had a gun?
1028
01:10:44,757 --> 01:10:47,510
- I took one look at you
the minute you came in.
1029
01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:51,597
No one can be that
happy to see us.
1030
01:10:51,931 --> 01:10:53,532
Come on, let's go.
1031
01:10:58,479 --> 01:10:59,897
Oh great.
1032
01:11:00,231 --> 01:11:02,733
- Yeah and we're gonna
tie this one up the back.
1033
01:11:03,067 --> 01:11:05,403
- And if he's anything
like he says he is,
1034
01:11:05,736 --> 01:11:08,823
Spanish Fly is gonna want
this one for herself.
1035
01:11:18,749 --> 01:11:21,878
Okay, now get undressed.
1036
01:11:31,637 --> 01:11:34,223
So look at what we have here.
1037
01:11:36,392 --> 01:11:40,938
Ooh Devonshire, so
we meet face to face.
1038
01:11:41,272 --> 01:11:45,943
So what have you got
to say now, hmm, huh?
1039
01:11:46,277 --> 01:11:49,155
- It's not over
yet, Spanish Fly.
1040
01:11:49,488 --> 01:11:54,035
- Ha, big words
from a small mind.
1041
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:00,916
We've got another one for you
1042
01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,877
in the playroom, Spanish Fly.
1043
01:12:03,210 --> 01:12:05,880
- Yeah, and I think
you'll like this one.
1044
01:12:06,213 --> 01:12:09,508
- Oh good, it'll give me
something to do later.
1045
01:12:11,010 --> 01:12:13,888
Yes, I have plans for
you three right now.
1046
01:12:14,221 --> 01:12:16,766
Horace, bring me
my special formula.
1047
01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:18,784
Yes, boss.
1048
01:12:27,985 --> 01:12:31,405
- Oh, here it is, Spanish Fly
in it's pure undiluted form.
1049
01:12:34,116 --> 01:12:38,996
One close is fatal, it'll kill
you through your own libido.
1050
01:12:41,207 --> 01:12:44,001
Yes, I do think I'm
ready to see it work.
1051
01:12:45,419 --> 01:12:47,546
Who wants to die from ecstasy?
1052
01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:50,174
How about you, girlie?
1053
01:12:50,508 --> 01:12:52,008
No thanks, maybe later.
1054
01:12:52,009 --> 01:12:53,719
- Oh
shut up, just get
1055
01:12:54,053 --> 01:12:55,763
ready for your taste
of Spanish Fly.
1056
01:13:00,226 --> 01:13:02,019
- It's been nice
knowing you, Didi.
1057
01:13:26,210 --> 01:13:30,006
- Oh, it should be
over any minute now.
1058
01:13:30,339 --> 01:13:31,898
Somebody got a cigarette?
1059
01:13:33,843 --> 01:13:36,512
- It didn't work,
that's impossible.
1060
01:13:36,846 --> 01:13:40,016
- Can I have some more please,
I'm coming off it fast.
1061
01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:42,893
- You made a big mistake
picking her, Spanish Fly.
1062
01:13:43,227 --> 01:13:44,979
Her sex drive is so high that
1063
01:13:45,312 --> 01:13:47,815
your drug has no effect on her.
1064
01:13:48,149 --> 01:13:50,526
- Now we'll see when
I increase the dosage.
1065
01:13:54,405 --> 01:13:55,739
What is that?
1066
01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:57,365
Sounds like a hardware store.
1067
01:13:57,366 --> 01:14:02,038
- All right Spanish Fly, get
ready to meet your maker.
1068
01:14:04,040 --> 01:14:06,834
- What is Frederick's
of Hollywood here?
1069
01:14:11,756 --> 01:14:13,298
What is that?
1070
01:14:13,299 --> 01:14:17,344
- Meet BimboCop, the newest
addition to our force.
1071
01:14:17,678 --> 01:14:21,098
Go ahead Spanish
Fly, it's your move.
1072
01:14:22,224 --> 01:14:24,769
- Jesus, is that
thing dangerous?
1073
01:14:25,102 --> 01:14:28,022
- Sorry I'm late, I was
going to come in the front
1074
01:14:28,355 --> 01:14:30,566
but I wanted to be
less conspicuous.
1075
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,234
What's wrong with her?
1076
01:14:32,568 --> 01:14:34,278
I'm here to get to work,
1077
01:14:34,612 --> 01:14:37,114
don't you still have
a job here for me?
1078
01:14:38,741 --> 01:14:42,453
Wait a minute, I think
I said that backwards.
1079
01:14:43,954 --> 01:14:45,371
I know on second
thought, why don't I just
1080
01:14:45,372 --> 01:14:49,919
leave and come back
in a second time.
1081
01:14:50,252 --> 01:14:55,007
- So Devonshire, this is what
you've threatened me with?
1082
01:14:56,217 --> 01:14:58,260
She has you fooled.
1083
01:14:59,637 --> 01:15:02,348
- Do you think you could
come over here and sit down?
1084
01:15:06,185 --> 01:15:08,312
There you go, there you
go, please sit down.
1085
01:15:20,074 --> 01:15:22,284
Oh there we go, comfy, yes?
1086
01:15:27,498 --> 01:15:30,459
To think my hard earned
tax paying dollars
1087
01:15:30,793 --> 01:15:34,046
went to build this pile of junk.
1088
01:15:34,380 --> 01:15:36,048
- Spanish Fly,
don't forget what's
1089
01:15:36,382 --> 01:15:38,092
waiting for you in the playroom.
1090
01:15:38,425 --> 01:15:41,846
- Yeah and his badge says his
codename is Big Night Stick.
1091
01:15:43,389 --> 01:15:45,724
Oh thank you.
1092
01:15:46,058 --> 01:15:48,978
Well I'll just see if he
can live up to his name.
1093
01:15:50,354 --> 01:15:52,189
Oh fuck, will you
get back to work.
1094
01:15:52,523 --> 01:15:55,568
Look this group isn't going
anywhere, come on, Jesus.
1095
01:16:10,457 --> 01:16:12,543
So, what have we got here?
1096
01:16:14,795 --> 01:16:16,380
I feel naked without my badge.
1097
01:16:17,715 --> 01:16:20,759
- Oh baby, my girls
really do have
1098
01:16:21,093 --> 01:16:23,262
good taste, they
know what I like.
1099
01:16:23,596 --> 01:16:24,679
What are you doing?
1100
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,306
Stop that.
1101
01:16:26,307 --> 01:16:29,476
- Oh honey even you should be
able to figure that one out.
1102
01:16:31,187 --> 01:16:32,704
Oh come on, I can't wait any
longer, get it up, come on.
1103
01:16:35,316 --> 01:16:38,152
I can't wait any longer,
come on, get it up.
1104
01:16:40,321 --> 01:16:41,863
Big Night Stick, boy it looks
1105
01:16:41,864 --> 01:16:44,200
more like a little
cocktail weenie to me.
1106
01:16:45,910 --> 01:16:47,953
- I don't understand it,
this afternoon that robot
1107
01:16:48,287 --> 01:16:50,289
was in perfect
working condition.
1108
01:16:50,623 --> 01:16:52,499
Now it's acting
just like you two.
1109
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:55,252
What would make it so
worthless all of a sudden?
1110
01:16:56,795 --> 01:16:59,089
- Look, someone's
altered her control belt.
1111
01:17:02,343 --> 01:17:03,928
- She's right, it's
been set on worthless.
1112
01:17:04,261 --> 01:17:05,553
What?
1113
01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,239
Let me see if I can fix it.
1114
01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:28,285
Attagirl, BimboCop.
1115
01:17:28,619 --> 01:17:29,761
Get 'em.
1116
01:17:32,915 --> 01:17:36,126
- So then the guy says, "No,
the drink is for my duck."
1117
01:17:40,381 --> 01:17:43,300
Oh it's only that lame robot.
1118
01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:58,107
Dammit, what happened?
1119
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:00,526
- I don't know but that robot's
sure upset about something.
1120
01:18:07,574 --> 01:18:09,050
What's the joke?
1121
01:18:16,083 --> 01:18:18,919
- Here's the joke, get
ready for a big bust.
1122
01:18:30,097 --> 01:18:31,014
What are you waiting for?
1123
01:18:31,015 --> 01:18:32,365
Got get 'em.
1124
01:18:33,392 --> 01:18:35,102
Come on, get it up!
1125
01:18:35,436 --> 01:18:37,980
- Spanish Fly,
run, the jig is up.
1126
01:18:51,285 --> 01:18:52,828
She's right behind us.
1127
01:19:25,444 --> 01:19:28,238
- Oh, don't hurt
me, don't hurt me.
1128
01:19:35,454 --> 01:19:37,097
- Come on, you're
blocking my radar.
1129
01:19:37,581 --> 01:19:41,126
- I want you to tell
your friends about me.
1130
01:19:51,553 --> 01:19:56,475
- When will you insects ever
learn that crime doesn't pay.
1131
01:20:33,679 --> 01:20:36,265
- Hey, somebody
help me, let me go.
1132
01:20:51,113 --> 01:20:52,573
Good, I'm glad you two are here.
1133
01:20:53,782 --> 01:20:55,241
Unchain me, all right?
1134
01:20:55,242 --> 01:20:57,786
What have we here?
1135
01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,372
- It looks like a turkey
all stretched out.
1136
01:21:00,706 --> 01:21:02,223
It's not funny.
1137
01:21:03,417 --> 01:21:07,379
- Poor Petrolino, all tied
up in a room with two babes
1138
01:21:07,713 --> 01:21:09,965
who can't get enough
of his hot body.
1139
01:21:11,633 --> 01:21:13,092
- The things you see when
you don't have a camera.
1140
01:21:13,093 --> 01:21:15,387
- Hey come on, just
get me down okay.
1141
01:21:15,721 --> 01:21:17,264
- If we let you go are
you gonna take back
1142
01:21:17,598 --> 01:21:19,449
your request to have us fired?
1143
01:21:19,766 --> 01:21:21,185
What?
1144
01:21:21,518 --> 01:21:24,104
- You know I think I do
have a camera in my purse.
1145
01:21:24,438 --> 01:21:25,772
Really.
1146
01:21:26,106 --> 01:21:27,774
- All right, all
right, all right,
1147
01:21:28,108 --> 01:21:29,776
I'll take back my request.
1148
01:21:30,110 --> 01:21:31,194
So now do you think that women
1149
01:21:31,195 --> 01:21:33,088
can be as good a cop as men?
1150
01:21:34,406 --> 01:21:37,075
- Yes, just get me down
off of this, all right?
1151
01:21:41,622 --> 01:21:46,376
Ah.
1152
01:21:49,755 --> 01:21:53,050
- Wait 'til the guys at
work hear about this one.
1153
01:22:00,849 --> 01:22:02,226
Whoa, whoa, ah!
1154
01:22:06,897 --> 01:22:09,483
- Girls, today I
can stand proud.
1155
01:22:09,816 --> 01:22:13,111
Spanish Fly is behind
bars, the request to get
1156
01:22:13,445 --> 01:22:15,614
you fired has been
lifted, and we're about
1157
01:22:15,948 --> 01:22:18,825
to be honored at
an awards ceremony.
1158
01:22:19,159 --> 01:22:20,994
I wonder how long this can last?
1159
01:22:21,328 --> 01:22:24,831
- Ms. Devonshire, how much time
before the ceremony starts?
1160
01:22:25,165 --> 01:22:26,875
About 15 minutes, why?
1161
01:22:27,209 --> 01:22:28,726
I'll be right back.
1162
01:22:29,336 --> 01:22:30,603
Me too.
1163
01:22:36,843 --> 01:22:40,389
- First she tied up
Petrolino so he was helpless,
1164
01:22:40,722 --> 01:22:42,766
then he couldn't
get it up and she
1165
01:22:43,100 --> 01:22:45,519
was really getting
upset with him.
1166
01:22:45,852 --> 01:22:47,228
Really?
1167
01:22:47,229 --> 01:22:51,275
- Oh yeah, and you should've
seen what she looked like.
1168
01:22:51,608 --> 01:22:53,151
Come on get to the good part.
1169
01:22:53,485 --> 01:22:56,446
- Well after he disappointed
her, Holly and I
1170
01:22:56,780 --> 01:22:59,116
had to come in and let him go.
1171
01:22:59,449 --> 01:23:01,994
And you should've seen
him, sniveling like a baby.
1172
01:23:05,831 --> 01:23:08,125
- Petrolino, there goes
your reputation now.
1173
01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:13,021
Yeah right.
1174
01:23:19,386 --> 01:23:20,803
Are you busy, sir?
1175
01:23:20,804 --> 01:23:23,765
- Hmm, oh no, no, not
at all, not at all,
1176
01:23:24,099 --> 01:23:25,726
come right in, what
can I do for you Hol?
1177
01:23:27,352 --> 01:23:29,855
- Well, since I was the one
who was most responsible
1178
01:23:30,188 --> 01:23:33,692
for capturing Spanish Fly, I
was just wondering if there
1179
01:23:34,026 --> 01:23:36,653
was some sort of an award being
given at today's ceremony.
1180
01:23:37,904 --> 01:23:40,324
- You know as a matter
of fact there is.
1181
01:23:40,657 --> 01:23:42,158
I'm gonna be honoring the best
1182
01:23:42,159 --> 01:23:45,037
new addition to the force, hmm.
1183
01:23:45,370 --> 01:23:47,539
- Good, I just hope
that you're fully aware
1184
01:23:47,873 --> 01:23:49,541
of my contribution to the case.
1185
01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:51,543
I mean getting an
award like this
1186
01:23:51,877 --> 01:23:53,670
would make me look very
good in my father's eyes.
1187
01:23:54,004 --> 01:23:55,672
- Oh I'm sure,
I'm sure it would.
1188
01:23:56,006 --> 01:23:58,175
But you know actually
Holly, you're not
1189
01:23:58,508 --> 01:24:00,719
the one I was thinking of
giving that award to dear.
1190
01:24:01,053 --> 01:24:02,553
What?
1191
01:24:02,554 --> 01:24:04,931
- Well from what I
understand BimboCop
1192
01:24:05,265 --> 01:24:06,766
was the one that did
most of the work.
1193
01:24:06,767 --> 01:24:08,392
Now, BimboCop should be the one
1194
01:24:08,393 --> 01:24:10,312
that gets credit for
capturing Spanish Fly.
1195
01:24:11,688 --> 01:24:14,816
- That robot, you
can't be serious.
1196
01:24:15,150 --> 01:24:15,941
I can't?
1197
01:24:15,942 --> 01:24:17,694
Well sure I can.
1198
01:24:18,028 --> 01:24:19,028
Well try and reconsider.
1199
01:24:19,029 --> 01:24:20,697
When BimboCop showed
up at the club
1200
01:24:21,031 --> 01:24:22,908
she was the easiest
one to capture.
1201
01:24:23,241 --> 01:24:25,702
- Oh now, now, now, that was
merely a clever rouse, dear.
1202
01:24:26,036 --> 01:24:29,289
Uh, if you'll excuse me,
it's time for that ceremony.
1203
01:24:29,623 --> 01:24:30,999
Come on, you don't
want to miss it.
1204
01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:34,044
Yeah right.
1205
01:24:35,295 --> 01:24:36,312
Your advisor.
1206
01:24:45,847 --> 01:24:47,808
- BimboCop, this
is gonna hurt you
1207
01:24:48,141 --> 01:24:49,935
a lot more than
it's gonna hurt me.
1208
01:24:58,193 --> 01:25:00,779
All set, see you at the awards.
1209
01:25:27,764 --> 01:25:31,226
- Testing, test,
testing one, two, three.
1210
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:35,689
Now, welcome and
greetings to our assembly.
1211
01:25:36,022 --> 01:25:38,608
I'm sure you all know
by now that Spanish Fly
1212
01:25:38,942 --> 01:25:42,863
and her cohorts were successfully
captured last night.
1213
01:25:47,617 --> 01:25:49,745
Now may I present to you,
the one most responsible
1214
01:25:50,078 --> 01:25:52,122
for bringing in Spanish Fly.
1215
01:25:56,793 --> 01:25:58,920
Let's all give a
round of applause
1216
01:25:59,254 --> 01:26:02,466
to the finest new cop
on the force, BimboCop.
1217
01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:15,896
- I want to thank you
all for your applause.
1218
01:26:16,229 --> 01:26:19,399
Capturing Spanish Fly
was my first mission
1219
01:26:19,733 --> 01:26:22,277
and I'm proud it went so well.
1220
01:26:22,611 --> 01:26:24,571
But most of all I
want to say this.
1221
01:26:42,881 --> 01:26:44,148
She's gone.
1222
01:26:44,508 --> 01:26:46,426
It's all right, sir.
1223
01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:48,970
Well, will I ever find another
1224
01:26:49,304 --> 01:26:51,014
woman who can fill her shoes?
1225
01:26:56,645 --> 01:26:58,730
- Well now that that's
over with, why don't we
1226
01:26:59,064 --> 01:27:01,316
get on with the awards ceremony.
1227
01:27:01,650 --> 01:27:02,984
Surely there must
be another officer
1228
01:27:03,318 --> 01:27:05,111
who's worthy of the award.
1229
01:27:05,445 --> 01:27:07,823
I mean there were several
of us on the case.
1230
01:27:09,032 --> 01:27:11,243
I suppose you're right, Holly.
1231
01:27:11,576 --> 01:27:14,287
- I was the one that got
us into the club so easily.
1232
01:27:14,621 --> 01:27:16,456
Actually I did that one.
1233
01:27:16,790 --> 01:27:18,708
Girls, not now.
1234
01:27:19,042 --> 01:27:20,459
- And I was the one
that took charge
1235
01:27:20,460 --> 01:27:22,587
during the interview when
we went there to get jobs.
1236
01:27:22,921 --> 01:27:24,506
- Yeah but we didn't
get those jobs.
1237
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:26,299
- Stop nitpicking,
Didi, it's clear
1238
01:27:26,633 --> 01:27:28,009
to see who deserves the award.
1239
01:27:31,805 --> 01:27:33,598
- Myron, what are
you doing back there?
1240
01:27:35,058 --> 01:27:38,562
- The access control box, I
think someone sabotaged her.
1241
01:27:38,895 --> 01:27:40,479
You're sure?
1242
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:42,524
- Why don't we worry
about this later?
1243
01:27:42,858 --> 01:27:44,651
- No, no, no, no, no,
there's some dirty work
1244
01:27:44,985 --> 01:27:46,444
afoot, I want to know about it.
1245
01:27:46,778 --> 01:27:51,366
- Just as I thought, someone's
tampered with her box.
1246
01:27:56,663 --> 01:27:58,707
Hey, it wasn't me.
1247
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,877
- Don't worry, the robot
had a built in memory.
1248
01:28:02,210 --> 01:28:04,296
It'll show us the last
person to sabotage her.
1249
01:28:21,313 --> 01:28:25,066
- Well, Didi I suppose
you earned this.
1250
01:28:26,359 --> 01:28:27,736
Come on, come on.
1251
01:28:29,613 --> 01:28:31,281
- Thank you sir,
but I would like
1252
01:28:31,615 --> 01:28:33,198
to share the honor of this award
1253
01:28:33,199 --> 01:28:35,994
with my partner, who's efforts
should not go unrewarded.
1254
01:28:37,704 --> 01:28:41,458
Because if it wasn't for her,
I wouldn't be here right now.
1255
01:28:41,791 --> 01:28:43,460
Let's hear it for BimboCop.
1256
01:28:51,009 --> 01:28:52,552
Thank you everyone.
1257
01:29:02,938 --> 01:29:05,357
- Well, Ms. Devonshire,
I hope that you're proud
1258
01:29:05,690 --> 01:29:08,443
that one of your former
students received that award.
1259
01:29:08,777 --> 01:29:12,781
- Yes, I suppose Didi is the
one who deserved it the most.
1260
01:29:13,114 --> 01:29:14,365
Mm-hmm.
1261
01:29:14,366 --> 01:29:17,035
- By the way, what happened
to the water cooler?
1262
01:29:18,536 --> 01:29:22,248
- John, it's Didi, I'll
be home in 10 minutes,
1263
01:29:22,582 --> 01:29:24,292
and I hope you're thirsty.
1264
01:29:27,629 --> 01:29:29,881
- And my last cell
mate, she wasn't
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01:29:30,215 --> 01:29:31,607
as pretty as you.
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01:29:32,926 --> 01:29:36,972
That's why I had
to strangle her.
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01:29:37,305 --> 01:29:40,934
Of course it wasn't my fault,
she kept telling me no.
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01:29:44,062 --> 01:29:45,538
Excuse me.
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01:29:50,694 --> 01:29:53,571
Guard, I think there's
been a mistake!
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01:29:53,905 --> 01:29:56,658
Guard, can somebody
get me the warden!
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01:29:56,992 --> 01:29:59,119
10 p.m., lights out, ladies!
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01:30:00,305 --> 01:31:00,431
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