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Cate: PREVIOUSLY
ON "8 SIMPLE RULES"...
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I MEAN, THE CABIN AT THE LAKE IS A
LONG-STANDING HENNESSY FAMILY TRADITION,
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AND I JUST REALLY THINK
WE SHOULD TAKE THE TIME
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TO THINK ABOUT THIS TO BE SURE.
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Kids: NO.
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THE MAEVE FESTIVAL IS
MORE THAN A ROCK FESTIVAL.
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IT'S A SPIRITUAL EVENT.
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MOM, GIVE US ONE GOOD REASON
WHY YOU DON'T WANT US THERE.
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OH, ACTUALLY, I'LL GIVE YOU THREE:
SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL.
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SOLD!
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SO HERE COMES
YOUR PERFECT WOMAN.
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OH MY GOD!
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MOM, CAN'T YOU BE REASONABLE?
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LET US GO ON OUR JOURNEY.
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OH, YOU'RE GOING ON
A JOURNEY, ALL RIGHT,
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BUT YOU'RE GONNA START
YOUR SPIRITUAL QUEST
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VISITING GRANDMA IN SARASOTA.
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THIS IS THE FIRST PLANE TRIP
WE'VE TAKEN WITHOUT OUR PARENTS.
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YEAH, FIRST EVER WITHOUT DAD.
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LOOK, THAT'S MOM OVER
THERE WITH SOME GUY.
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OH MY GOD, MOM'S
CHEATING ON DAD.
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LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
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HEY, YOU FORGOT ME.
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
- WHO WAS THAT GUY?
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RUNNING AFTER US,
WAVING HIS ARMS? KYLE.
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I DON'T BLAME
HIM. THIS IS HIS CAR.
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- THE GUY MOM WAS ALL OVER.
- OH, ARTIE.
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
HE WORKS AT "THE POST."
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HE TOOK DAD'S OLD DESK.
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THAT'S NOT THE ONLY
THING OF DAD'S HE TOOK.
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW...
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ALL THE EXTRA SHIFTS
SHE WAS PULLING.
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THAT'S NOT THE
ONLY THING SHE WAS...
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NEVER MIND.
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NOW I KNOW WHY SHE WANTED US
TO GO TO GRANDMA'S FOR A WEEK.
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SHE WANTED TO GET RID OF US SO
SHE COULD SPEND TIME WITH ARTIE.
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EW, ARTIE.
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YEAH, I THOUGHT SHE
WAS NO FUN ANYMORE,
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BUT SHE WAS HAVING PLENTY
OF FUN WITH ARTIE. EW, ARTIE.
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SHE WAS PRETTY QUICK TO CANCEL
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OUR ANNUAL VACATION
TO THE CABIN BY THE LAKE.
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- I LOVED
THE CABIN BY THE LAKE.
- I LOVED IT MORE.
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AND SHE TOOK IT FROM US.
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HOW COULD WE NOT SEE THIS?
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HOW COULD SHE HAVE AN ENTIRE
RELATIONSHIP RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSES?
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KERRY, DON'T YOU SEE,
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WE WERE SO BUSY WITH OUR LIVES,
OUR BOYFRIENDS, OUR PROBLEMS,
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MOM TOTALLY DISTRACTED US.
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- SHE'S EVIL.
- OH MY GOSH,
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I JUST REMEMBERED WE LEFT
WITHOUT OUR SANDWICHES.
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- AND KYLE.
- SHOULD WE GO BACK?
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NO, I'M NOT THAT HUNGRY ANYMORE.
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OH, LET KYLE EAT THE SANDWICHES.
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I MEAN, I STOLE HIS
CAR. I GUESS THAT'S FAIR.
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WE'D BETTER GO TO THE AIRPORT.
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OH YEAH, LET'S GO TO GRANDMA'S
JUST LIKE MOM TOLD US TO.
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YOU KNOW, MOM'S DOING
WHAT SHE WANTS TO DO.
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LET'S DO WHAT WE WANNA DO.
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SO WE DON'T GO TO GRANDMA'S.
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WE DON'T GO TO
THE MAEVE FESTIVAL.
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WE'RE WANDERING LIKE
WAYFARING STRANGERS.
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WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
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- LET'S KEEP GOING.
- WHAT?
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LET'S KEEP GOING.
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DAD, ARE THE GIRLS HERE?
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NO, WHY WOULD THEY BE HERE?
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THEY LEFT WITH... HIM.
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KERRY AND BRIDGET
DROVE KYLE'S CAR
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AND HE HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY
HOME FROM DOWNTOWN DETROIT.
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THERE WERE TIMES I HAD TO RUN.
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MY SISTERS ARE CARJACKERS.
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LIKE WE ALL DIDN'T
SEE THAT COMING.
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I BET THEY WENT TO
THAT MUSIC FESTIVAL.
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I DOUBT IT. WE FOUND OUT
IT'S BASICALLY A GATHERING
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OF MILITANT WOMEN
WHO HATE MEN...
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OH, AND C.J.
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OH, BOY, C.J.'S GONNA MAKE
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A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEW FRIENDS.
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DAD, THE GIRLS.
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OH, I'M SORRY. I'M HEARTSICK.
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WHY DID THEY TAKE OFF LIKE THAT,
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AND HOW DID THEY GET YOUR KEYS?
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WELL, KERRY SORT
OF ALREADY HAD THEM.
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WHAT?
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A STUDENT DRIVER CAN'T
DRIVE WITH ANYONE UNDER 21.
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DID YOU TRY
BRIDGET'S CELL PHONE?
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OH, SHE SHUT IT OFF.
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DAD, THEY'VE LIED TO
ME, THEY DITCHED KYLE
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AND THEY STOLE A CAR.
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THIS IS TOTALLY
OUT OF CHARACTER.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. BRIDGET NEVER
TURNS OFF HER CELL PHONE.
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♪ I'M A POOR
WAYFARING STRANGER ♪
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♪ SOMETHING
SOMETHING SOMETHING ♪
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♪ WHOA WHOA WHOA ♪
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♪ NA NA NA... ♪
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♪ JORDAN. ♪
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THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES.
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♪ I'M GOING HOME ♪
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♪ DA DA DA... ♪
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YEAH, YOU NAILED THAT ONE.
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SHOULD WE BE DOING THIS?
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YES.
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BUT DAD ALWAYS SAID
RUNNING AWAY ISN'T THE ANSWER.
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IT IS THE ANSWER
WHEN THE QUESTION IS:
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"WHAT'S BRIDGET AND KERRY GONNA
DO AFTER THEY CATCH MOM WITH ARTIE?"
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S
ACTUALLY CHEATING ON DAD.
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YES, SHE IS.
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MOM AND DAD WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE SOUL MATES.
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THAT MEANS FOREVER.
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I DON'T KNOW IF I
BELIEVE IN SOUL MATES.
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I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU
NEVER FIND THAT PERSON?
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OR YOU FALL IN LOVE
WITH SOMEONE ELSE?
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OR THEY DIE?
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MAYBE WE'RE ALL
PART OF ONE BIG SOUL
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INSTEAD OF EVERYONE
FINDING THE PERFECT MATCH.
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OH, KERRY, I USED TO
HAVE THE SAME DOUBTS
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WHEN I WAS DATING KYLE.
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YOU'RE CRAZY IF YOU THINK
SOMEONE'S GONNA RIDE INTO YOUR LIFE
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WEARING A WHITE HAT AND
MAKE EVERYTHING WONDERFUL.
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DID I MENTION A WHITE
HAT? I DON'T THINK SO.
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SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE'S INTO
GUYS WEARING WHITE HATS.
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OKAY, MOM'S LEFT EIGHT MESSAGES.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL HER
AND LET HER KNOW WE'RE OKAY.
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WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING
AWAY FROM HOME,
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YOU USUALLY DON'T WANNA CALL
MOM AND LET HER KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.
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BRIDGET, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
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WELL WELL, HOLA, LAS MUCHACHAS.
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FIRST TENT I VISIT AT THE FESTIVAL
AND IT'S FILLED WITH FOXES.
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WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME FUNNY?
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OH, HEY, ONE AT A
TIME, MY HAREM SCAREM.
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THERE'S ENOUGH OF
OLD CEEJ TO GO AROUND.
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I'M WITH THE BAND.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, I
REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
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YEAH, THANKS, RACHEL.
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WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?
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RACHEL SHARPE.
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- AND?
- AND SHE HASN'T SEEN
YOUR SISTERS EITHER.
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I AM SO WORRIED.
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- IS THAT ALL SHE SAID?
- WELL, SHE SAID SHE WAS
REALLY CONCERNED...
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- YEAH YEAH,
DID SHE MENTION ME?
- NO.
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- SON OF A...
- RORY.
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GUN! I'M SORRY.
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I'M JUST SO ANGRY AT MY SISTERS
FOR PUTTING YOU THROUGH THIS.
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I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT,
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AND I KNOW BOTH YOUR
DAUGHTERS REAL WELL.
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I THINK WE SHOULD
CALL THE POLICE.
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I DIDN'T MEAN THAT WELL.
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IT'S KERRY.
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- ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME THAT.
- NO NO NO, LET HIM HANDLE IT.
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SHE'S BOUND TO BE MORE
HONEST WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
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FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE AND
DON'T LET ON YOU'RE WITH US.
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GOT IT.
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HELLO, KERRY. I'M HERE ALL ALONE
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AND WE'RE WONDERING
WHERE YOU ARE.
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HE'S WITH MOM.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE
COULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
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ONLY AN IDIOT
COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
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- HELLO? HI, BRIDGET.
- WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS.
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WHY DID YOUR SISTER HANG
UP ON ME? THERE'S NO ONE HERE.
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YOU WANT ME TO PUT
GRANDPA ON? OKAY.
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I MEAN, THEY'RE...
I MEAN, I MEAN...
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I'LL RUN OVER TO YOUR
HOUSE AND GET HIM.
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BRIDGET, WHERE THE HELL ARE...
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I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS
KYLE'S A FAST RUNNER.
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WHERE ARE YOU?
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
JUST GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY, I'M
PUTTING YOUR MOTHER ON.
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NO, I DON'T WANT TO
TALK TO MOM, GRANDPA.
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SHE KNOWS WHY.
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YES, SHE DOES.
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OH, YES, SHE DOES.
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OH, YE... LISTEN.
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DON'T WORRY, OKAY? WE WON'T
BE CROSSING ANY STATE LINES.
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WELL, MANY STATE LINES.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT,
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BUT I'M VERY
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU GIRLS.
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YEAH, FINE, BRIDGET, FINE.
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WHATEVER YOU GIRLS
DO, YOU BE CAREFUL.
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I LOVE YOU.
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SO?
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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OH YES, YOU DO.
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- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
- UH-HUH.
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ARE YOU HAPPY?
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AFTER SEEING MOM WITH
ARTIE? ARE YOU KIDDING?
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NO, I MEAN IN GENERAL.
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WELL, YEAH, I GUESS. AREN'T YOU?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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IT'S THAT NO LAUGHTER
AND MUSIC THING.
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I'M AFRAID THERE'S NO FUN
IN OUR FAMILY ANYMORE.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF THERE IS A FAMILY.
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WELL, THERE'S ME AND YOU.
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EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES I
DO DENY IT AT SCHOOL, BUT...
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WE'RE FAMILY.
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- BRIDGE?
- YEAH?
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I'M REALLY GLAD WE'RE
IN THIS TOGETHER.
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ME TOO.
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REMEMBER WHAT MOM USED TO SAY?
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FRIENDS MAY COME,
FRIENDS MAY GO,
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BUT SISTERS WILL
BE SISTERS FOREVER.
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YEAH, SHE TOLD ME THAT A
LOT WHEN YOU STOLE KYLE.
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KERRY?
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DO YOU THINK WE'LL
BE SISTERS FOREVER?
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YES.
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YES, I DO.
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NO, I MEANT DO YOU THINK
WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER?
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WELL, I HOPE SO.
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I HOPE WE'RE STILL BEST
FRIENDS WHEN WE GET BIGGER.
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OH, KERRY BERRY.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ANY BIGGER.
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THIS IS REALLY COOL.
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IT'S LIKE I GET TO SEE A
WHOLE DIFFERENT SIDE OF YOU...
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A WINDOW INTO A
COMPLEX HUMAN BEING.
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IT'S THE JOURNEY.
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OH MY GOD, THAT GUY
JUST WINKED AT ME.
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NO, IT WAS PROBABLY
JUST A NERVOUS TIC.
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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
MAYBE HE THINKS I'M RE...
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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TOLD YOU.
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BRIDGET, I HAVE A
CONFESSION TO MAKE.
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EVEN THOUGH I'VE
TRIED NOT TO SHOW IT
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AND I'VE TRIED TO
BE ENLIGHTENED,
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00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:16,475
I STILL GET KINDA JEALOUS
225
00:10:16,499 --> 00:10:18,594
WHEN EVERYONE PAYS
ATTENTION TO YOU.
226
00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,563
I MEAN, YOU'RE
GORGEOUS AND SEXY,
227
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,064
AND WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM,
228
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,549
ALL EYES ARE ON YOU.
229
00:10:23,573 --> 00:10:27,019
- GRAVY-FRIED GRAVY?
- ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
230
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,771
YES, I'M GORGEOUS AND SEXY.
231
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,474
ALL EYES ARE ON ME WHEN I
WALK INTO A ROOM. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
232
00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,461
YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS WRONG.
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE EXACTLY THE SAME.
233
00:10:35,485 --> 00:10:38,047
NOT EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE
THE HOTTEST THING AROUND.
234
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:41,000
DARLING, YOU'RE THE
HOTTEST THING AROUND.
235
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,171
- SO, KERRY,
WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
- FORGET IT.
236
00:10:45,195 --> 00:10:47,840
MAYBE THIS WHOLE ROAD
TRIP WAS A BIG MISTAKE.
237
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,976
WAIT, ARE YOU
QUESTIONING THE JOURNEY?
238
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,895
JOURNEYS HAVE A DESTINATION.
239
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:55,264
THEY HAVE A REASON. I
DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
240
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,249
- YOU WANNA GO HOME?
- I DON'T KNOW.
241
00:10:57,273 --> 00:11:00,586
I JUST WISH WE HAD A SIGN.
242
00:11:00,610 --> 00:11:05,941
♪ I AM A POOR
WAYFARING STRANGER ♪
243
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:11,180
♪ TRAVELING THROUGH
THIS WORLD OF WOE ♪
244
00:11:11,204 --> 00:11:16,802
♪ BUT THERE'S NO SICKNESS,
NO TOIL, NO DANGER ♪
245
00:11:16,826 --> 00:11:21,190
♪ IN THAT BRIGHT
WORLD TO WHICH I GO ♪
246
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:26,595
♪ I'M GOING THERE
TO SEE MY FATHER ♪
247
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:32,017
♪ I'M GOING THERE
NO MORE TO ROAM ♪
248
00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:37,273
♪ I'M A-GOING OVER JORDAN ♪
249
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:42,483
♪ I'M A-GOING OVER HOME. ♪
250
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,154
- THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
- YEAH, MAN.
251
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,022
WE'RE SITTING HERE
WAITING FOR A SIGN
252
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:56,642
AND THAT GUY'S DISTRACTING US
WITH DAD'S FAVORITE SONG. JEEZ.
253
00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:59,578
DAD. GOD, I WISH DAD WAS HERE.
254
00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:02,031
I KNOW. HE'D LOOK
AT THIS CREEPY PLACE
255
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,751
AND CRACK A FEW JOKES AND
HAVE US LAUGHING IN NO TIME.
256
00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:07,787
SO LET'S LAUGH.
257
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,941
THIS IS FROM HARLIN.
258
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,449
WHO'S HARLIN?
259
00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:18,581
THE GUY WITH THE BLINKING EYE.
260
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,816
- WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
- GRANDPA. I'M SCARED.
261
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,554
NO, GIVE ME THE PHONE. YOU CANNOT CALL
GRANDPA EVERY TIME YOU GET SCARED, OKAY?
262
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,939
HARLIN WANTS YOU
TO HAVE ONE TOO.
263
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:28,913
YEAH, SCARED, LET'S GO.
264
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:43,940
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN?
265
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,541
OH, HEY, FRIEND.
266
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,877
GOT IN A LITTLE TUSSLE
AT THE MUSIC FESTIVAL.
267
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:50,379
A GROUP OF THUGS THOUGHT
THEY COULD GET THE BEST OF ME.
268
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:53,132
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY
MIGHT'VE BEEN RIGHT.
269
00:12:53,156 --> 00:12:56,568
DON'T YOU WORRY. I GOT
IN A FEW SHOTS OF MY OWN.
270
00:12:56,592 --> 00:12:58,987
I SUPPOSE I SHOULD SEE WHAT
THE OTHER GUY LOOKS LIKE.
271
00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:00,595
WHAT OTHER GUY?
272
00:13:02,498 --> 00:13:04,360
THIS IS FROM HARLIN.
273
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,267
WHO'S HARLIN?
274
00:13:08,838 --> 00:13:11,968
GOD, HE'S WINKING AT ME.
275
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,937
THAT'S GREAT. GUY
WINKING AT A GUY.
276
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,761
GRAMPY, I'M SCARED.
277
00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:22,711
OKAY, WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES.
278
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,847
NO, I KNOW WE'VE BEEN
DOWN THIS ROAD BEFORE.
279
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:27,717
YEAH, LIKE FIVE TIMES
IN THE PAST HALF HOUR.
280
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,055
- WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
- THAT GUY HITCHING ON
THE SIDE OF THE ROAD
281
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,590
HAS A WHITE COWBOY
HAT ON. YOU SAID NO ONE
282
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,558
WOULD COME INTO MY LIFE
WEARING A WHITE COWBOY HAT.
283
00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,243
YOU HAVE YOUR
SIGNS. I HAVE MINE.
284
00:13:38,267 --> 00:13:41,814
OKAY, WE'RE ALONE, IT'S
DARK AND I'M SCARED. DRIVE.
285
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,386
WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
286
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:51,023
- HE LOOKS LIKE BRAD PITT.
- OH, THAT MAKES IT OKAY!
287
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,909
HE'S COMING. DRIVE.
288
00:13:55,785 --> 00:13:58,697
- WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
- THERE'S NO REASON TO BE
AFRAID, OKAY?
289
00:13:58,721 --> 00:14:01,005
HE'S JUST EXHAUSTED
FROM CHASING OUR CAR.
290
00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,769
- HI.
- HI THERE.
291
00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:05,954
HI, SMALL WORLD BUT I
WOULDN'T WANT TO PAINT IT.
292
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:11,377
AH, THE FAMILIAR SOUND OF WOMEN
SHRIEKING IN HORROR AT THE SIGHT OF ME.
293
00:14:11,401 --> 00:14:15,231
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- OH, I COULD ASK YOU THE
SAME QUESTION, CHUCKY.
294
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:17,783
WE ASKED YOU FIRST AND
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?
295
00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:19,485
OH, YEAH, DRUMSTICK.
296
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:21,904
AND THAT WASN'T THE FIRST
PLACE THEY TRIED TO PUT IT.
297
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:25,875
I WAS ESCORTED OUT OF THE
MAEVE FESTIVAL BY FEM SECURITY.
298
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,594
INCIDENTALLY, MAEVE
IS A WARRIOR GODDESS
299
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,245
WHO'D KILL 30 MEN A DAY.
300
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,031
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S THE ONE
THAT HAD ME IN THE HEADLOCK.
301
00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:35,667
ANYWAY, I GRABBED THIS
COWBOY HAT OFF A RODEO CLOWN
302
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:38,588
AND I HAVEN'T STOPPED RUNNING
SINCE. WHAT'S YOUR STORY?
303
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:41,223
WELL, WE DECIDED WE DIDN'T
WANT TO GO TO GRANDMA'S,
304
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:43,392
AND WE KNEW THE MAEVE
FESTIVAL WAS A BUST
305
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,028
AND, OH YEAH, MOM'S
HAVING AN AFFAIR.
306
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,364
WHOA WHOA WHOA, BACK UP.
307
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:52,090
YOU KNEW THE MAEVE FESTIVAL WAS
KRYPTONITE TO MY MACKIN' POWERS?
308
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:56,054
YOU GUYS, WE ARE SO LOST.
309
00:14:56,078 --> 00:14:58,624
WAIT.
310
00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:00,142
WAIT, THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR.
311
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,845
HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT DOES.
312
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,437
OH MY GOD.
313
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,575
Kerry: IT'S OPEN.
314
00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:13,622
WOW.
315
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:17,342
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ENDED
UP AT THE CABIN BY THE LAKE.
316
00:15:17,366 --> 00:15:19,766
I KNEW WE WERE
OKAY ON THAT ROAD.
317
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:25,134
GOSH, YOU REMEMBER ALL
THE TIMES WE SPENT HERE?
318
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,119
THE FOURTHS OF JULY
319
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,872
WHERE DAD WOULD HAVE
US SWIM OUT TO THE RAFT
320
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:33,142
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE
AND WATCH THE FIREWORKS?
321
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,861
YEAH, DAD TRYING TO
TEACH US TO BAIT A HOOK.
322
00:15:35,885 --> 00:15:37,463
EW.
323
00:15:37,487 --> 00:15:39,581
REMEMBER THAT
FORT I BUILT OUT BACK?
324
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:43,536
HAD A WORKING
FIREPLACE AND EVERYTHING.
325
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:46,221
REMEMBER THAT FOREST
FIRE WE HAD OUT BACK?
326
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:50,209
THEY LET ME WEAR
A FIREMAN'S HELMET.
327
00:15:50,233 --> 00:15:53,329
GOOD TIMES.
328
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,553
Both: GOOD TIMES.
329
00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:06,725
- C.J., YOU MADE A FIRE.
- I DID NOT.
330
00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:08,661
WHY DOES EVERYONE ACCUSE ME?
331
00:16:08,685 --> 00:16:10,546
OH, IN THE FIREPLACE.
332
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,598
I DID, DIDN'T I? THAT'S CUTE.
333
00:16:12,622 --> 00:16:14,783
LIKE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE.
334
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,127
REMIND ME WHY WE DIDN'T
WANNA COME HERE AGAIN.
335
00:16:19,462 --> 00:16:22,213
KERRY, BRIDGET? BEAR!
336
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,699
OH, GIRLS, THANK GOD.
337
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:32,184
Both: MOM.
338
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:36,138
- HOW DID YOU FIND US HERE?
- C.J. CALLED ME.
339
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,690
NEVER PICK UP HITCHHIKERS.
340
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:41,360
YOU TWO ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.
341
00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:44,229
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? CALL ARTIE?
- All: WHO'S ARTIE?
342
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,048
- THE MAN MOM'S HAVING
A SECRET AFFAIR WITH.
- WHAT?
343
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,134
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M SEEING SOMEONE?
344
00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:52,071
WE SAW YOU AT DAD'S
SANDWICH PLACE WITH ARTIE.
345
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,089
MAKING YOUR OWN SANDWICH.
346
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:57,393
I WAS NOT MAKING A SANDWICH.
347
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:01,129
ACTUALLY, I WAS CONGRATULATING
ARTIE ON GETTING ENGAGED...
348
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,205
TO THE GIRL YOUR FATHER
AND I INTRODUCED HIM TO.
349
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,103
HMM.
350
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,956
OH.
351
00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:12,490
NEVER MIND.
352
00:17:12,514 --> 00:17:15,578
SO IS THAT WHAT I
SUPPOSEDLY DID?
353
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,947
YOU GIRLS HAD ME WORRIED SICK.
354
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:20,248
WE'RE SORRY. WE
JUST GOT IT ALL WRONG.
355
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:23,002
I AM SO MAD AT YOU.
356
00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:26,238
I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY.
357
00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:29,307
BUT I AM SO SO MAD AT YOU.
358
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,877
SO I GUESS THIS JOURNEY
359
00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,396
WAS KINDA MEANINGLESS.
360
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,915
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
361
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:38,934
IN FACT I THINK THIS JOURNEY
362
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,637
ACTUALLY REMINDED ME OF
WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
363
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,506
YEAH, WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT IS
364
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:47,164
- HAVE EITHER OF YOU GUYS
TALKED TO RACHEL?
- RORY.
365
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,115
WELL, I WAS WORRIED SICK.
366
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,735
I REALLY REGRETTED THAT I TOOK ALL
THOSE EXTRA HOURS AT THE HOSPITAL
367
00:17:56,759 --> 00:17:59,938
AND THAT I LET US ALL
GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS
368
00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:02,874
AND I WISH THAT WE'D
TAKEN OUR ANNUAL VACATION
369
00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:06,117
AT, WELL, HERE.
370
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,799
MOM'S RIGHT. IF THERE WAS ONLY
SOME WAY WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
371
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,924
SO WE COULD ALL END UP HERE NOW.
372
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,598
YOU'RE ALL THINKING THE
SAME THING, AREN'T YOU?
373
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:24,146
OH MY GOD, I JUST
FIGURED IT OUT.
374
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,748
DAD GOT US TO THE
CABIN BY THE LAKE ANYWAY.
375
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,285
IT'S THE LAUGHTER AND
THE MUSIC THAT WAS MISSING.
376
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,724
IT'S HERE.
377
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,046
YEAH, I KINDA FEEL IT TOO.
378
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:40,300
SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
MEMORY HERE, MOM?
379
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:46,468
WELL, THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE
380
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,803
I WAS IN A HURRY TO LEAVE.
381
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,373
AND I CALLED TO YOUR
DAD FROM THE CAR.
382
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:54,576
I SAID, "COME ON, WE
HAVE A LONG DRIVE."
383
00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:58,497
HE CAME RUNNING OUT WITH THIS
TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND HIS THUMB.
384
00:18:58,521 --> 00:19:02,550
THE GREAT OUTDOORSMAN HAD
TRIED TO CARVE THE NAME HENNESSY
385
00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,691
BEHIND THAT PICTURE.
386
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,040
JUST A LITTLE REMINDER
387
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:12,878
TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT
EVEN THOUGH WE RENTED IT,
388
00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:16,019
THIS WAS STILL OUR CABIN.
389
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,294
LOOKS LIKE HE WAS CARVING
THE E WHEN HE CUT HIMSELF.
390
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:30,061
OH MY GOD.
391
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,035
IT SAYS, "HI."
392
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,950
HI, DAD.
393
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:37,169
HEY, DAD.
394
00:19:37,193 --> 00:19:39,476
GAMPY, I'M SCARED.
395
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:43,776
AH, THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE SCARED ABOUT.
396
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,861
JUST A COINCIDENCE.
397
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,546
A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE COINCIDENCE.
398
00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:50,399
YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN SAID
399
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,651
THAT GOD IS A COMEDIAN
PLAYING FOR AN AUDIENCE
400
00:19:52,675 --> 00:19:55,025
WHO'S JUST TOO AFRAID TO LAUGH.
401
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,576
WHO SAID THAT?
402
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,249
IT'S ME... KYLE.
403
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,169
ANYONE FOR SOME
PAUL HENNESSY ON RYE?
404
00:20:12,829 --> 00:20:15,846
OH, GIRLS, I'M SORRY BUT I
REALLY HAVE TO GET BACK TO...
405
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:23,231
I DON'T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING. COME ON.
406
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,389
ALL RIGHT.
407
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,614
DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE DOORBELL?
408
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:42,072
NO, CERTAIN FREQUENCIES
ARE LIKE DOG WHISTLES TO ME.
409
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,255
HI, RORY.
410
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,941
HI, RACHEL.
411
00:20:48,965 --> 00:20:51,293
SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
412
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:54,680
LOOK, I CAME TO
TELL YOU IN PERSON
413
00:20:54,704 --> 00:20:57,833
THAT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN US
WAS A SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT THING.
414
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,834
THAT'S ALL.
415
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:05,830
IT WAS A... IT WAS
ONLY PHYSICAL.
416
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,911
ONLY PHYSICAL.
417
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,818
THAT'S COOL.
418
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,740
SEE YA.
419
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:21,762
- HEY, GRANDPA, IT WAS...
- HEARD EVERY WORD.
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