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Yo, happy-go-trashy, come back here.
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Don't you see me sweeping?
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What would your mother say
if she saw you do that, huh?
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Mama would be mad.
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That's right, Mama would be mad,
and so am I.
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Now pick that up.
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And that cup too.
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Okay, thank you for eating
at Waverly Sub Station. Come again.
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Hey, Alex.
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You picked up the trash on the way here.
Just throw it in the can.
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No, silly.
This is a necklace I designed for you.
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A little something to say thanks
for being my best friend.
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No, I'm not wearing that.
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Why not?
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Well, because it's so beautiful
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and you should sell it.
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Okay. That will be $35.
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No.
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I meant on Waverly Place,
like these guys.
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Okay, and whatever we don't sell,
we can wear to school.
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School? Okay.
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Big jewellery sale this Saturday.
Please don't miss it.
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Please. Happy-go-trashy.
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Buy your mama something nice. No?
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So you kids are telling the Babe
that hot dogs is bad for you?
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What's a fella eat for breakfast?
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Beef jerky and a bowl of syrup.
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I call it beef jerky and a bowl of syrup.
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Alex, put him back in the picture
before Dad gets here.
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Oh, lighten up. If he was Obi-Wan Kenobi,
you'd be all into it.
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Life-size Obi-Wan? I'll be right back.
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Sit down.
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Hi.
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Alex, what did we say
about taking people out of pictures?
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We say, "Yay, hooray,
Alex is so fun and creative."
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Babe, always a pleasure.
I am a big fan.
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Now put him back in the picture.
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Fine.
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Pictures with faces
Return to your place...
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Oh, I don't know the rest.
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You need to know the exact time
and place to finish the spell.
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I need to know stuff?
Justin's department.
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Yankee Stadium, 1929.
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You even make sports
not sound cool.
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Pictures with faces
Return to your places
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Yankee Stadium, 1929
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Okay.
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Now, today's lesson is about making
an object pass through something solid.
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Justin, say "go through, mow through"
on my hockey stick.
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Okay.
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Go through, mow through
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Okay. Now my hockey stick is charmed.
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Watch.
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It tickles. Stop, stop.
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Awesome. Let me try.
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Alex.
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Not the spleen. Not my spleen.
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Miss Russo, we have a problem.
I'd like a word, please.
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Sure, Miss Marinovich.
How about the word "lunch"?
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I know it's one of my favourites.
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You haven't signed up for Saturday's
art history field trip to the museum.
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And if you don't go, you're gonna
have to repeat my class this summer.
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And I'm begging you,
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please don't make me teach a class
with just you in it.
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Oh, believe me, summer school
is not part of my plans.
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And neither is the museum.
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I'm actually going
to a different art exhibit.
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My friend Harper is making jewellery,
and we're selling it.
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If you like macaroni and glitter,
I can get you some awesome earrings.
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But the field trip is worth 30 percent
of your grade.
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Please, I'm on my knees. Don't fail.
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I missed my math field trip
last Saturday.
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So 30 percent, is that a lot?
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It's a lot.
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Listen. I need you to watch Alex
and make sure I get my summer vacation.
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I will see to it that she's
at the museum on Saturday.
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Thank you.
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When you said "she," I really hope
you didn't mean me, because:
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He sees Russo.
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Oh, I'm open. I'm open.
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What are you gonna tell your mother?
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All right. I know how to deal with this.
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We'll mess up a bunch of other stuff
and say we were robbed.
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What happened?
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My lamp.
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We were throwing the ball.
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What happened to the robbery?
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We didn't have time to mess stuff up.
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How many times have I said, no throwing
the ball inside the house, guys?
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- How many lamps have we broken?
- Three.
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At least three times.
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- We're sorry.
- Oh, not yet you're not.
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After I get a massage and a pedicure
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and whatever else I want that I don't need,
then you'll be sorry.
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Man, this is bogus.
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What's the point of having a foam football
if it still breaks stuff?
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Exactly.
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You know, someone should just come up
with a ball that could fly through stuff.
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And I think that someone is us, huh?
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I don't know why we're nodding.
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Go through, mow through.
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Oh, now I get why we're nodding.
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Okay. That's enough nodding.
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- Okay.
- Here.
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Go through, mow through
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All right, let's give it a try.
Hey, go out the door.
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Here it comes.
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Sweet. It works.
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Okay. Pass it back.
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I got it.
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Yeah, it's just the football, Max.
Not you.
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Hello, Miss Marinovich.
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Mr. Kiss-Up-Ovich.
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I'm here as you can plainly see.
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No getting around the fact that I'm here.
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Feel free to put a little check by my name
because I'm here.
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Now, I'll be way over there
and you might not see me for a while,
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because I'll be deep inside the museum,
soaking it all in.
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I don't care what you soak in
as long as you pass my class
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and we're not staring
at each other in summer school.
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Because this is how I stare:
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Go through, mow through
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Okay, everyone, make sure
you get one of these handouts.
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You have to fill it with historical facts.
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It's worth 30 percent of your grade.
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Alex?
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Alex?
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Alex.
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Oh, good, you're here.
Now we can open for business.
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Harper, I don't think we need
to say homemade.
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People will just know.
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Wait a minute,
is this the knob from my dresser?
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Oh, here comes our first customer.
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Already? Oh, this will be easy.
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Good morning, ma'am.
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Morning. Can I take all this?
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- All of it?
- Yeah, I'll take it all.
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That'd be great.
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Hey, Ralph. Bring the truck.
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We got a load of trash over here.
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What? No, this isn't trash.
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It's fine jewellery.
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Really?
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Hey, Ralph.
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Did you know we've been driving around
in a jewellery store?
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Oh, good job, by the way, in there.
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Next time, don't use red pen.
I use red pen when I grade.
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That's kind of why I became
a teacher's assistant.
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Hey, that was some great art.
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Hard to pick a favourite.
It was all so great.
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Save it, ditcher.
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Ditcher?
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Yeah. You ditched, I'm calling you
a ditcher. Got a problem?
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There's only one tiny flaw
with your plan,
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and it's called a worksheet.
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A worksheet?
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I'd hurry, because the museum closes
in like five minutes.
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Five minutes.
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Five minutes?
I wouldn't know this stuff in five hours.
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But they might.
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Frames with figures
Step out of your pictures
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Okay. Gather around, people.
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Gather around. Over here.
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Why are you doing that?
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He's The Scream.
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Well, I got a new nickname for you.
It's Quiet Guy, okay?
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All right,
I'm gonna skip the introductions,
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because I gotta fill out this worksheet
and blast out of here.
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So, which one of you is
the Dutch boy wearing a blue costume?
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That would be me.
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Oh, okay.
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And the name of your painting is?
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Blue Boy.
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This is gonna be easy.
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All right, Frowning Woman, Crazy Guy,
Guy With One Ear.
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See that?
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She's just going to use us.
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And then send us right back
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into those dingy, stiff, boring paintings
for who knows how many more centuries.
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I say we take a vacation.
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Wait. Fine, fine.
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If you're not gonna help me
with my worksheet,
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then you're just all going back
where you came from.
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Go.
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I'm done taking short-cuts.
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I'm gonna do it the hard way.
I'm gonna copy off Nellie Rodriguez.
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Pictures with faces
Return to your places...
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Wait. I don't know where you're from.
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Attention.
We will be closing in five minutes.
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Okay, don't panic.
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Go ahead, Scream, panic.
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Come on, you guys.
We're locked in a museum.
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Let's have a slumber party.
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And, you know, get to know each other.
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I'll tell you about myself
and you tell me about yourself.
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For example, I'm Alex.
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I was made in 1992 in New York City.
Where were you made?
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You talk so much,
I'm glad my ear's gone.
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Cheese it. Elaine's coming.
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Who's Elaine?
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She's the security guard
always shining her light in our eyes.
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Hide.
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Man, it's like her eyes follow you.
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Okay, we are closed.
You know what that means.
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Pull the plastic utensils out of the trash
and wash them?
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Already done.
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Now it's kick-off time.
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I'm going long.
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Nice one.
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Now, you go long,
and by long, I mean up.
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Oh, nice.
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Hut, hut.
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Oh, hi, Max.
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No.
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- What?
- Hey, Maxy.
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Did you catch the...?
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Flu?
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I hear it's going around.
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Gosh. It is?
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Well, it's a good thing I made
my chicken posole soup, then.
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Come on, it's done.
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Did she see the ball?
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No, it went into the soup.
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Here you go, guys. Dig in.
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How is it? It's my secret recipe.
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Yep. There's a secret in there all right.
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Hey, Harper. I see you're selling...
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What are you selling?
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Jewellery, silly.
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Here, I even made a ring for you.
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That's quite an unusual stone, Harper.
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What kind is it?
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It's not a stone. It's a peach pit.
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Because I think you're peachy.
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Right.
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Hey, Alex.
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What? You're locked in the museum?
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The paintings? A security guard?
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I should stop repeating
what you're saying?
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Right, okay. On my way.
241
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Yeah, so I just need a minute, sir,
to find my sweater.
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You're not an art thief, are you?
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No, sir, no art thief.
Just a teacher's assistant.
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Alex? Alex, where are you?
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Hey. What's going on?
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What's up?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Alex, you have ruined some
of the greatest artwork in history.
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Van Gogh, Blue Boy.
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I'm sorry. Who are you again?
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Oh, yeah, The Scream.
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Hey, Quiet Guy, zip it.
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Look, you just have
to send them back. Please.
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But then you wouldn't learn anything.
You gotta do this yourself.
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Justin, that could take all night.
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It can't take that long,
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because the security guard only gave me
five minutes to find my sweater.
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Everybody, spread out.
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We've got to find Justin's sweater.
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That was delicious.
Did you guys like it?
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Are you kidding? It was spectacular.
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- Loved it.
- Oh, honey.
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Yeah, we ate all of it.
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All the way to the bottom.
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And there's nothing else in there.
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Absolutely nothing.
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We ate the ball?
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- It's...
- It wasn't spicy, honey.
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I know. Well, you...
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Do you think we're gonna be okay?
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We're in no way okay.
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If we eat the spell, we get the spell.
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- Jerry?
- We can explain.
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We were robbed.
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We put a spell on the ball
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so we could throw it through stuff
without breaking anything.
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And it flew into the soup,
and we ate the soup,
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and that is why you're standing
in the middle of the island.
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You know, this is kind of fun.
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So you're not mad?
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Well, not in like
an l-wanna-yell-at-you way.
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In like an l-wanna-chase-you
kind of way.
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Run.
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Wait a minute.
Are those shoes too small?
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I know.
I hate shoes that make me wanna scream.
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Now you're ready to go.
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Oslo, Norway, 1893
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Okay.
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That leaves us with the Mona Lisa.
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Okay.
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The Mona Lisa,
and she was painted by Leonardo...
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Di Caprio.
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Da Vinci. Da Vinci.
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I'll do it.
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Time to go home, Mona Lisa.
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- Italian Renaissance, 15...
- No, wait.
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Please don't send me back. Please.
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But you have to go back. You're one
of the greatest art treasures in history.
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Well, it doesn't feel like it.
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My entire life, all I ever heard
anyone say about me is:
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"Why did Da Vinci paint her?
She's so plain.
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You call that a smile?"
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Well, you're gonna love
these earrings, Elaine.
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They're strung from a string
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that once held together
a delicious roast beef.
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You find your sweater yet,
teacher's assistant?
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No, not yet.
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Well, you got two minutes,
or you're going home chilly.
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There you are, Alex.
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Good thing Justin repeated
everything you said on the phone.
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Oh, hello. I'm Harper.
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Oh, hi. Mona Lisa.
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Do I know you? You look really familiar.
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She's not from here.
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She's from Italy. Florence, I think.
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Very good.
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Harper, that is the most beautiful
necklace I have ever seen.
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It is?
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It is.
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And it really brings out your smile.
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That is a smile, right?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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Sending her back happy.
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Harper, why don't you show Mona
the matching earrings?
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Oh, yeah. You'll love them.
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Italian Renaissance, 1502
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Here they are.
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Where did Mona go?
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She was so excited
about the necklace
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that she wanted
to go show her friend Leo.
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She owes me $35 for that.
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What? A necklace on Mona Lisa?
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No, no, no.
That is not what Da Vinci intended.
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Relax. She looks great.
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And that's almost a smile.
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You put a $35 necklace
on a $40 million painting.
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Well, now it's worth 40 million
and 35 dollars.
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Justin, just say it's cool.
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It's cool.
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And I'm...
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I'm sorry that I make fun of you
for knowing stuff.
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You're apologising?
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Will you say that tomorrow at school
in front of my friends?
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- No.
- Didn't think so.
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Good. You're home.
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Sit down.
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Look, I can explain.
I'm having a little trouble in art history.
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Yeah, what else is new? Sit.
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Now, what you're about to see
I normally don't condone,
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but it's a heck of a lot of fun.
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Okay, kids. Watch this.
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I guess we found out
how long the spell lasts.
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I hate living with wizards.
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