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Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris, man of action.
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Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.
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Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match.
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Chuck Norris with his team, Pepper, Too Much, Kimo, the Samurai Warrior, Reed, Chuck's Teenage
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Apprentice, Tabe, the Sumo Champion.
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With Chuck Norris, they battle the sinister forces of the Claw.
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Remember this.
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And the ruthless Super Ninja.
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I'll finish Norris.
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Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris Karate Commandos.
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Have you ever made a mistake?
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Of course you have.
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We all have.
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Many times it's hard to face up to that mistake because it means you may be laughed at or
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punished.
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But when you do face up to your mistake, and know you'll never do it again, then you become
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a much stronger person.
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And we needed all that strength on the island of the walking dead.
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This satellite handled communications for every military installation on the globe.
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Satellite maintaining coordinates, stable and on track.
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Everything from soup to missile launches, huh?
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Oh, that reminds me, launch up.
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That satellite is pretty valuable hardware.
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I'm glad the satellite is on our side.
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We're ready to attack.
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Good.
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And while you're seizing control of the satellite, be sure to give my regards to Chuck Norris.
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Norris!
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I'm going to give him a lot more than regards.
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Remember, Norris is mine.
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I can't figure out where this interference is coming from.
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We're under attack!
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Hit it!
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You got it, boss.
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Ninja!
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Claw.
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Grenade!
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Don't let them take the control room.
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We're under attack!
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Hit it!
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You got it, boss.
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I can't figure out where this interference is coming from.
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Don't let them take the control room.
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Attack!
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Hey!
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This is for you, Norris!
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Not much for Norris.
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It's not over yet, Norris!
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Destroy the tracking dish!
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He's going to blow the dish!
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Why would the Claw want to destroy the tracking station antenna?
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I'm sure we'll find out soon.
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We've locked on to the satellite, Claw.
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Wonderful.
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Now, very gently, bring it down to me.
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There.
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There it is!
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Superfeature, before you get me the satellite, I want you to make sure Norris doesn't interfere.
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He won't.
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Okay, gang, that's it.
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Pepper, get our equipment to the departure point.
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I'll meet you on the destroyer in two hours.
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Right, Chuck.
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Oh, and thanks for the help, Tank.
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My pleasure, little lady.
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Well, buddy, Chuck's got some nice friends.
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Thanks for giving me and the barbell a lift to my gym.
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No problem, buddy.
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Chuck, come in.
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Yes, Mr. Director.
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Chuck, you've got to stop Claw from getting his hands on that satellite.
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If he gets it, he'll have total control of all our military bases.
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I get the picture, Mr. Director.
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Count on me.
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Good luck.
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Was that really...
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Yep.
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Looks like the traffic on this highway has suddenly gotten heavy.
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That dude almost took us out.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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Mind if I borrow your barbell?
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Be my guest.
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You always do that style, Chuck.
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I'll have to tag along with you more often.
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Any time, buddy.
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Any time.
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The satellite's been located by its homing device.
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It's somewhere on Voodoo Island.
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And that's where we're going.
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The satellite emits an audible signal.
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When you get close, you should hear it beep.
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We'll find it.
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You just get that ship out of sight.
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Good luck.
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We'll split up so we can cover more territory.
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Too much, Reed and Pepper, go with Kimo.
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We've got to get to that satellite before the claw.
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And be careful out there.
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We'll meet by the base of the volcano at 0830 hours.
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I hear something.
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What is that?
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Look, in the tree.
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Look, the satellite.
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They look like dead people.
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They are.
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They're zombies.
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We're getting out of here.
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Too much, he didn't even feel it.
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We'll just keep coming.
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Huh?
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Wait.
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They should have been here by now.
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You're right.
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Let's go find them.
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They came this way, all right.
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Look at all those footprints.
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Listen.
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Another drum.
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It's different.
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And it's coming from that end of the island.
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We're going to let those drums lead the way for us.
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Good work.
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The claw will be pleased.
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With the satellite recovered, we're right on schedule.
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Where's Norris?
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Forget it.
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Let's see how brave you are when we start the barbeque.
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You'll never get Chuck.
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We'll find him.
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I have my ways.
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You've made your point.
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I want to barbeque Chuck Norris on those coals personally.
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Norris is around here.
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I can feel it.
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But boss, these are the walking dead.
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Doesn't matter.
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We're moving in.
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No, you don't.
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Fight fire with fire.
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I'm going to get you.
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Over here, Chuck.
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You guys OK?
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Sure, Chuck.
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We're going to need these.
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Let's move it.
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Stop them.
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We found the satellite.
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The zombies took it this way into the jungle.
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We'll follow them.
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We've got to get it back.
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They will not succeed.
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I will stop them.
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Wherever they go, you can't see them.
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Holy shit.
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they find us so fast.
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The shaman's magic.
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Look out.
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They're not going to stop us.
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In there.
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Too much.
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Stop.
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It's a booby trap.
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Everybody out of the way.
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Jump.
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We made it.
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This way.
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These zombies don't give up, do they?
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Tell me about it.
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Hey, guys, this way, over the bridge.
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Go on.
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But boss.
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Chuck, what's wrong?
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I don't know.
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Sharp pain.
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Keep going.
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You're going to beg me to end it for you, Norris.
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There.
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It's super ninja.
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That's strange.
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The pain's gone.
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They must be stopped.
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We're going to take a detour to get that satellite.
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Boss, you mean...
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That's right.
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Down there.
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Is everybody OK?
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Where's too much?
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Right here.
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Hey.
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Speed it up.
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As soon as the satellite is back in orbit, K'lal will take over communications from the
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military bases.
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The satellite.
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Yep, I see it.
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Kimo, Tabi and I will break into the main building and take care of K'lal's set-up.
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You got it, boss.
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Pepper, heat up those turbines on that jet.
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That's our ride out of here.
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Will do.
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Here we are.
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OK, let's do it.
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Glad to see you're up to form, boss.
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Just what the doctor ordered.
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Mount up, guys.
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But boss, I can't ride that tricycle.
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It's too small.
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I've got other plans for you.
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We're going to pay a surprise visit to the man at the top.
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Norris has attacked headquarters.
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Norris?
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And where is he now?
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Norris!
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As usual, a dramatic entrance.
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Make sure you show Mr. Norris every consideration before you kill him.
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That may not be so easy, K'lal.
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Now!
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Hi, guys.
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At least I get the satisfaction of eliminating you.
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I hope I'm not late for the party.
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Perfect timing, Tabe.
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K'lal, he's...
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Forget it.
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We'll get him next time.
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I sure hope that jet's ready.
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Keep going, Pepper.
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You may have won this round, Norris,
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but you will live to regret it!
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Hit it!
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It's K'lal's jet.
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Prepare to attack.
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Navy fighter planes! Boss, they think we're the Claw! Do exactly as I say. Wait, what's
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the Claw up to? It's not the Claw. It's Norris. I know him, he's got the satellite. Escort
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Chuck and the team home. Mission accomplished. Remember, everyone makes mistakes in their
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life. You do, I do, and your parents do. But being able to love them in spite of those
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mistakes is what makes you a very special person. Catch you later.
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Mission accomplished.
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