All language subtitles for BLAUMACHER 2017 E06

[Frank] All I ever wanted was
the life I have now. And now...

[Sascha] If I do what my elders want,
I'll want to kill myself in 20 years.

[shot]

[Frank] Don't stare at the gravestone.
Live on. Talk to your parents.

Entrance exam, Harvard.
Award, star lawyer.

My life is calling me.

Your brother is going crazy, Richard.

Company, children, convertible.
He puts everything on the line.

This is so fucked up, hey.

[Frank] Only my mother
and I drove the car.

-[Carmen] Now you can drive.
-[clink]

Richard?

-What are you doing?
-Shareholder resolution. Ask your wife.

-[Frank] What will this be?
-You questioned everything.

You're rid of the office and me.

[Richard] Mayhem. Nothing works anymore.

Game over.

[Woman, French] Your parents
had an accident. I'm sorry.

["The wind cries Mary" by
The Jimi Hendrix Experience]

-[Sascha] Chicken!
-[Heavy Metal Music]

[Sasha screams]

Sascha, what is that supposed to be?

-[the music stops]
-Go back to your fucked up life!

Is this what your move to college looks like?

University? Crazy man, Frank, this is my university!

["Mr. Feathers" by Elvis Costello]

[Sascha] There is a road that leads around
curves to my parents' house in France.

I don't even know why.

They've just expanded them.
A monster truck could have driven there.

My parents dodged a chicken.

Forty meters of free fall.

That was definitely a trip.

Suddenly you want to play again,
and then someone demolishes the casino.

They would have been
so happy if I enrolled

somewhere after all
the shit last year.

They would still be happy now.

And you?

Industrial parquet,
Rotband in all rooms.

Clear shapes for the individualist.

You can design the
fittings and tiles yourself.

We are in close contact with
the leading kitchen manufacturers.

[Thomas cheers]

Tippippi.

So upstairs is the bedroom,
and then there is a bathroom.

And another really small room.

It doesn't even have windows.

The walk-in closet.

Oh, great. This is natural...

It would be far too small as a room.

-I'll leave you alone for a moment.
-Yes. Thanks.

Are you mad now because I'm
confusing a room with a closet?

Can you imagine all this?

Do you know what it means
to travel with my backpack?

We all have backpacks.

And I can really support yours.

Do you like the house?

Do you wish that too? Or
did I trick you into something?

Cleaned up.

And desired.

[Sasha] Don't do that.

Let your wife and brother
break you out of what

you've been putting up
for the last twenty years.

Your children stand there grinning.

And some low-carb monkey
proposes to your wife.

All at the same moment.

Five-course menu, which is brought
to the table at the same time.

That's overwhelming.

I've been thinking about
what's going wrong in my life.

Everyone else was
apparently just waiting to put

their idea of a life
without me into practice.

Why consider it?

That was concrete, right?

Hands off! I might still need it.

Actually, according to
the marriage contract, the

shipping company should now
come to pick up the furniture.

I'll probably be stuck
with the debts for the house.

Marriage settlement.

Freight forwarder, debts.

Self-pity drives the
cerebellar ghost train. Hm?

Is this all important to you here?

OK.

Then get off your ass. Or...

[shot]

[Reloading sound]

[shot]

[approaching steps]

What did you shoot?

Nothing special.

Are you fighting now?

[rhythmic music]

-[Man] Mustard everyone?
-I want the car back.

A thousand are missing. I pay with a card.

I'd be interested to know
what you did with the money.

Paid drug debt to the mafia.

And now you regret
selling the car?

No, that was a good thing.
But I want him back.

You don't have to understand.

Well, I... would like to
give it back to you if I could.

But... do you see this anywhere?

Who?

There's no reason to be annoyed.

From a tax perspective, it is simply
important that these larger amounts...

I'm currently trying to teach
the two heirs the do's and don'ts.

Then speak German to you.
The American vacation was a waste.

[Frank] At least from a linguistic point of view.

Don't play the offended.

You wanted all of this.
We do our best.

I already have a vision.

Yes, you have that.

Let's be honest.

A family business like this
doesn't have to be the best.

-Why?
-Man, you idiot.

Because of shitting
when you get to your age.

It's also really bad for your blood pressure.

Good luck.

I'm serious.

A pity. I thought we'd have another
real legal battle with each other.

I'm just looking for my brother.

Good luck.

So, now one more time.

Do you have the key?

Clear.

Why don't you move in here?

He's totally stressed out.

Memory wise.

-You have a key.
-Just open it.

Are you completely stupid? The man
doesn't know anything about the move.

We can't just walk in there
and carry everything out.

Yes man. Wouldn't be so cool.

No.

Ah I understand.
This is something like a new beginning.

What you said about the memories.

That makes sense to me now.

Yes, it's better that way.

Yes.

Hello?

Hello?

Bring it a little closer to you.

That's what I'm saying.

That's why I never asked
you if you wanted to play.

Golf? I think: why not?

Going for a walk with some
ass shaking and excitement.

But actually: the
others do the work.

And Richard cheats his
way in on the home stretch.

Carmen called me. Otherwise you
could have destroyed your life alone.

[distant cheers and applause]

I want mom's car back.

Not the company?

You can work on it on
your own until you realize

that you can't hurt me
or our father with it.

-I already have an offer from China.
-I'm happy for you, really.

Do whatever you think is right.
But I want mom's car.

Do you think that convinces
me to give you the car or what?

I'm doing you a favor.
You will need your money in the future.

What is that? Porn?

Fourteen thousand. What should I put on it?

You don't have anything anymore.
I have everything now.

Please.

Please?

Have I ever heard that from you?

Do you know how many
times I've said that to you?

[Boy] Stop it! Stop it!

Please! Please! Please!

Go away! Go away!

[Frank] I thought it was because of Rome.

-[Richard] Finale with dad?
-Mhm.

When he said: "If
I had been in the

goal, Brehme wouldn't
have gotten it in."

I know.

And you said, "Neither do I."

[Richard] Then he laughed.

He wasn't wrong about that either.

Benni was a goalkeeper since the F-youth
and later played in the 2nd Bundesliga.

How was I supposed to get past that?

The fact is that you were the
second goalkeeper until the A-youth

and didn't play a single game.

[the tires squeal]

Dad hoped until the end
that you would still grow

and not have the stature
of a jockey forever.

[Cheers and applause in the background]

With Brehme, I have no idea.

But with you or whoever, you
could shoot at my goal five

times and no one would go
in, not yesterday, not today.

Assumed.

Tonight, five shots.
At least one goes in.

If someone goes in,
I'll get the Mercedes.

Shitty plastic cunt!

Spinning?

I heard spinning
gives you a hot ass.

Do you mean me?

[Thomas] But I'll make the wardrobe.

[Man] With the ironing or without?

[Thomas] I'll make the wardrobe!

If you keep it up, your clothes
won't fit until you're done.

Who are you?

Pretty cowardly number, right?

Hey, Thomas?

-[Thomas] What? Do you need help?
-Yes, he needs it!

-Is this with a hanger or without?
-She's asking all sorts of weird stuff here.

Who are you, then?

I wonder if this is a
piece of cake, sneaking

in here and carrying
all this stuff out.

Not that there's anything of value here.
But it works

like an unannounced AfD
demo when you're too scared,

that the left polishes your face.

You can hold the box for a long time.

Now pay attention, okay?

I have no idea who you are.
But everything here is in order. Yes?

-Keep going!
-Nothing's wrong, you joker.

You don't get anything out of here
until Frank gives you the go-ahead.

Don't take anything out anymore, okay?

Just pull the leash, okay?

You smell like a budgie.

Maybe even for chips.

[Laugh]

[Thomas] What? You should carry on!

Tell me, do you have kebab in your ears?

Come on, shut up.

How come? It's like radio for you.
You don't even realize what's going on.

-It just hums.
-I'll call Carmen, okay?

Oh, mommy!

So. Put the box down or put the box down?

That was pretty racist
with the kebabs and the ears.

-But staring at my tits is okay?
-I'm not staring!

-Are you gay?
-What?

-Can be answered with yes or no.
-Shut up, okay?

Tell me, what's wrong with you?

What's going on with that?
She just insults me all the time!

You incest victim!

-Do you see?
-[Carmen] Thomas!

That's going down your throat like oil, isn't it?

I'll get some ice cream.

Sweetness!

Why are you interfering in this?

If a penalty is given to
you, don't you have to kick it?

Just like that? The main thing is to provoke.

You act so super hurt.

But do you really think
Frank is such an asshole

that he fucks me around
the garden once an hour?

and then over a beer decides:
"Now I'm leaving my Carmen"?

He just wanted to talk.

Yes I know.

And now you let these idiots
carry your stuff out to you.

There is no other way.

When you're so excluded
from other people's

decisions after 25
years, it just hurts.

-Frank has to feel that now.
-That doesn't sound like a solution.

But more like a
“love me, Frank”.

Sometimes you have to make a
decision independent of everything else.

For themselves.

Do you understand that?

This is a farewell.

Clear.

[melancholic music]

[A girl's muffled laughter]

I won't stop jumping
until you get back.

-[Man] This may take some time.
-[Woman] Leave her alone.

[Girl laughs loudly]

[melancholic music]

[Frank] Commendation at graduation.
My first car had a sunroof.

The cassette deck could
play forward and backward.

[Metal door squeaks]

I only ever saw the middle
of the entire spectrum.

And now?

Are these the right ones here?

Thanks.

-It's nice that you came.
-Where is Uncle Richard?

There's still time.

What happened to your nose?
Has anyone ever had mercy?

Uh... That had a
racist background.

Aha.

[Tires squeal]

[Sascha] This is
psychological warfare.

Is your first game as a goalkeeper.

And your last.

Choosing sides?

[Frank] Thank you, Mom. Thank you, Dad.

In your mid-forties, standing on the football
field of your childhood in tight polyester.

I didn't get far.

You're probably happy.
At least he's not neglected, the boy.

[Cheers]

At least not externally.

Not anymore!

Five. Someone has to go in.

That was my idea.
You don't have to explain to me.

Get him wet, Frank!

[Frank] My brother
continues to drive one-way.

I want to go to the motorway junction.

No more recommended speed
and keeping your distance.

The sign must read “All Directions.”

Without speed limits.

Goodbye Mom.

Bye dad.

Thank you for everything.

I'll take the car.

You can keep the rest.

[rhythmic percussion music]

[Sascha] Go ahead!

[whistle]

[all] Oh! Come on! Come on! Come on!

-[Becky] Oh man!
-Oh God.

Huh!

-Thanks.
-But now.

[Sascha] Concentrate, Frank!

[Carmen] Now, Frank!

[Sasha] Come on! Put it in!

[Football fan chants]

-[Whistle]
-[Carmen] Come on! Come! Come! Come!

[Sasha] Shit!

-Fuck!
-Meager.

[Sascha] Crap!

-[Max] Come on, Dad! Do you manage!

-[Carmen] Again!
-[Whistle]

-[Becky] Now!
-[Max] Go!

-Oh!
-Oh!

-Not bad.
-[Max] Damn it!

-[Thomas] He could have held on to him!
-Two.

-[Max] Now you can do it!
-[Whistle]

Come! Come! Come!

-Oh!
-Oh, shit!

[Carmen] Oh! That
can not be real! Crap.

Forget it. You don't need
to do the last one anymore.

I'll give you the cart.

Will you please go into the gate?

Say, just take the 14,000
and the key and enjoy it.

I mean, at least until the
bailiff shows up at the door.

Yes, there isn't much time left.

Go!

[exciting, exciting music]

[Football fan chants]

[whistle]

[Cheers]

Yes!

[Thomas] Not bad.

[melancholic music]

What are you going to do now?

No more whiskey for a while,
no explanations, no lies.

I'll send you my new
address if anything happens.

I would like to go away
with you, very far away.

We always had a good time on vacation.

If you want something from
me now, you have to fight.

[melancholic music]

Great shot.

Get off the car.

Are you driving this time?

My flight leaves at half past seven.

Where?

Nice.

It will probably be a burial at sea.
At least my father would have liked that.

And you?

Are you going with us?

[Cover version of "Smells
like teen spirit" by Nirvana]

♪ Grab a bunch of weapons
and bring your friends ♪

♪ It's fun to lose And pretend ♪

♪ She is extremely
bored and self-confident ♪

♪ Oh no, I know, a swear word ♪

♪ Hello, hello, hello, how far down? ♪

♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪

♪ When the light is
off it's less dangerous ♪

♪ Here we are now, talk to us ♪

♪ I feel stupid and contagious ♪

♪ Here we are now, talk to us ♪

Subtitles by: Tobias Pur