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ENGLISH SUBTITLES yavass
SUMMER 2015
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Sorry I'm late, but I needed
to put my emotions in order
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I feel like I'm in shock
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Do you prefer to go home
or to a hospital ?
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Where did you go to
when you left the theater ?
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The nearest cafeteria
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I had a coffee, I fed my tamagochi
(=digital pet), stuff like that....
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Stop it ! "Oedipus Rex" is
Sophocles' greatest play !
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I could feel my brain frazzling,
inside the theater
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It wasn't just the play ! There were
the sets, the lights, the colors...
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I was struggling with Romanian.
I lack vocabulary...
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It was a Romanian theater group,
they act in Romanian
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If you stayed concentrated,
language shouldn't be a problem
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It broadens the mind
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It was like a week in Mykonos
with the Romanian dictator Ceausescu
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A total nightmare
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Sorry, but there is life after
the "Return of the Jedi"
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I'd prefer a P.D. Blues series any day...
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OK, I'm sorry...
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Wait !!
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We publish science fiction, novels,
short stories....
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...anything to do with the Space
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This is the Linguistics Faculty...
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Yes, I know
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Your students would love our books,
to chill out
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Linguistics counts in sci-fi
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There's new words like
droid and kryptonaut
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Droid ?
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I see your point....
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Anyhow, you would be
doing me a huge favor...
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We're a new company and we have
a bit of a cash flow problem
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In fact, we're in the shit big time !!
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OK, send me your catalogue.
I'll put in an order
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Great !!
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Thank you !
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For the seminar ?
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Quick, it's about to begin !
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Wait !
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Where are you going ?
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Back to kindergarten
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15-letter words faze me
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We haven't got that far
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It's Paul's fault !
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He's very into structuralism.
We often argue about it
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Sure, you can't mess with that
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- I suppose, Paul is your.....?
- Kind of, yes
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Shame ! I imagined you
with Luke Skywalker
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Who ?
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You're Princess Leia
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- Princess who ?
- Leia !!
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You probably don't know her.
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She's like me. She's not into
structuralism either
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Why did you follow me ?
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I saw you go and.....
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Watch out ! The last girl who
chased me....caught me
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Don't freak out, I'm teasing you !
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I run too fast...
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I caught up with you, though !
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I can run fast too
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Hey, princess Leia !
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Coming back to Krypton ?
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Krypton ? That's where
Superman comes from
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Princess Leia lives on Alderaan
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What do they teach you
at the university ?
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I skipped interstellar civilization classes
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You had the wrong teacher
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No, Eva is not in.
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I don't know where she is
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I don't know when
she'll be home, if at all....
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...nor even if she's still alive
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Most probably, she's dead
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Good bye Miss
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Is it always like this ?
This was the 6th time
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Yes, it is. On the 7th call,
I win a cellphone
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Just what you don't need
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You're right. Fuck them !!
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Is Eva in ?
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No, she's gone to South America...
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...changed sex and
now she's called Diego
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Can I come in ?
Am I interrupting ?
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No, of course not !
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Sorry, but I have to get some sleep
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Hold On !!
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I'll call you !
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Ready to go ?
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Where have you been ?
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I bet you were a nun
in your previous life
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I went to the club Marrakech
with Omar Sharif's daughter
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What a woman !
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OK, Mrs. Sharif,
come on down to earth
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Clara is upstairs...
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...waiting for you
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You let her in ?
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What did you expect me to do ?
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And Marie, Caroline and the others
are on their way
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Shit !
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You can change at the office
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- Into what ?
- I thought of that !
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I need to sort my life out
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This is a good idea, my porn star !
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Give me this and let's
get out of here
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Are you kidding me ?
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I just grabbed something
from your wardrobe
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You know that I never wear dresses
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You look good as a girl
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Yeah, give us a bit of glamour,
for once !
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It'll make a nice change
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I look like I've been wrapped by
the Bulgarian artist Christo
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(=Christo wrapped with fabric the
German Parliament in June 1995)
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Stop looking, I'm hideous !
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- It suits you ! Very glamorous !
- After a night in Marrakech...
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Hey ! Shut up !
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Are you Okay, beautiful ?
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She's looking peaky
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Pierre left me, that's it
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Shit !
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- I liked him !
- So did I !
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Shame for both of us
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But I might be pregnant.
You too ?
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Anyway, it serves me right
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I should try being a lesbian
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Easy ladies ! I didn't mean it
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But you said it
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Camille, Lily is my secretary.
I get first refusal, okay ?
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I have half shares in the company !
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I opt out !!
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It won't be either of you
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I already told you,
I don't do girls !
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I can understand that
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Judas ! Nobody asked you !
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It's funny that you two
never slept together
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What about London ?
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Is my flight booked ?
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Camille is going. I need you Friday
at the soccer club
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I don't give a shit.
I am going
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Take Lily, she's straight for real
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It won't work. They know
I live with Eva
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Exactly ! They'll think...
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...you fuck your secretary and
they'll make you captain
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Just tell them...
"Guys, I dig cock !"
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Yeah, sure...very subtle...
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...a great idea, really !
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- I think so
- Do you ?
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All that kissing one another,
after a goal ? Why don't you admit it ?
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Do you ?
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Of course I do !
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Next time you ask your parents over....
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...get Lily to play your boyfriend
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It wouldn't bother me
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Lily, I endure Nico
to reassure my parents.
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Any girl they meet....
will be my real girlfriend
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And there's quite a choice
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You haven't told them yet ?
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The subject hasn't come up
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El Rubio sir.....
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...what does it mean for you
to be standing here ?
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An empty bullring....
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...is nothing but sand.
Nothing more
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Sorry ! It's over for me, finished.
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You have fully recovered
from your injury.
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Why have you decided to stop ?
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I have a wife....a daughter....
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I quit for their sake
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Above all, for my daughter
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She was scared when I fought
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She's very sensitive
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And now, no regrets ?
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Cut ! I hate going over all that.
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I'm out of practice.
Malou ! ?
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I said it was a bad idea.
Leave us be !
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I hate coming back here
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What are these dogs ?
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We breed Afghans.
It's less risky
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My wife's idea.
If I'd had my way....
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Percy and Polly, our best pair.
They'll mate soon
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I'll give my daughter one,
for her wedding.
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She's getting married ?
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She may well be
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She has a longstanding boyfriend
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I have an intuition....
I think.....
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What do you think ?
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I think they'll have a baby soon.
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A mother is never wrong
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I'd like to meet your father
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Thanks a lot, Lily !
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You said sexy, so I did sexy
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Not porn star sexy !
I'm going to look really stupid
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Who's your date ?
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Lily...
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Nico's girlfriend
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The other one is in London.
When the cat is away...
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Cut it out !
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I can see why you kept her hidden
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I wish I had
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Who's that ?
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Our new nr. 9.
Great ball skills.
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I bet he has
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Manuel !
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This is Nico.
Your partner in attack
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I'm Lily
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- Midfield or up front ?
- I'm Nico's girlfriend
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Occasionally at leat. Just joking !
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- Stop it !
-We're so in love !
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Give it a break !
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You believe in that ?
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You never know
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- He's called Manuel
- I know
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He drives a van and plays offense
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You may not be his type
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Besides the fairy chromosome...
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..there's also the jockstrap one.
Take Batman...
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Is Batman gay ?
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All super heroes are gay !!
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Magnum, James West, Richard Gere....
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Richard Gere ain't gay ! He's Buddhist !
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He's both !
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Who's that ? Your parents ?
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No, Eva's parents
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I don't have a photo of my parents
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I only know my mother. We see
each other every Christmas.
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There's no time for pictures
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What does she do ?
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It's complicated
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She looks after people.
A bit like Mother Theresa
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Except she's not a Mother....
I mean she's not a Sister
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How are you ?
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Not bad
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You have aged, haven't you ?
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Does it bother you ?
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Wrinkle up, if you want.
I had mine removed.
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Sorry...this is Nico, my son !
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Yes, I have a son
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We don't see each other much
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We live apart,
we lead different lives
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But he's a good person
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He's handsome and happy
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He may even be married and
have children
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That's a point here....
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Nico, do you have children ?
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I know, I was due back 2 days ago....
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..and but for a taller version
of Kate Moss...
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This is Tina, she's new
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What do you say ?
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And Kate Moss ?
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How is she ?
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Waste of time
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I hardly went out at all
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I hate clubbing
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What's best about London....
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...is relaxing in the tea rooms
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...with a good book
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Especially after a piercing
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I didn't get one
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Here, you'll like this
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Tina has drawn the first lesbian manga
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Very trash !
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In the 23rd century...
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..in Gaytham City...
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..two lowlives, the Heterox Twins...
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...aim to seize power and
to outlaw....
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..sexual deviance
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Batlesbian is opposing
their vile plans....
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...and she fights
to defend lesbian rights
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That needs work
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I love it !
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Where's Jean-Pierre ?
267
00:17:33,746 --> 00:17:34,826
No, not you
268
00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:37,906
Akito, I have 3 orders for you, OK ?
269
00:17:38,786 --> 00:17:41,867
15,000 China Steel at $ 80
270
00:17:41,987 --> 00:17:43,547
Hold on a second !
271
00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:46,267
How many are you in for ?
272
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,947
4,600 Korean Sat at $ 20....
273
00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:50,587
Young lady, that hurts !
274
00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:53,707
I must call my daughter.
I may have a job for her
275
00:17:54,947 --> 00:17:57,467
I have no idea what she's studying
276
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,147
But it doesn't matter
277
00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:02,827
It's funny, she shares her flat
with a room mate
278
00:18:05,147 --> 00:18:08,307
Go on, answer it !
279
00:18:10,707 --> 00:18:12,907
Your mother...
280
00:18:12,907 --> 00:18:14,667
This is Camille
281
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:17,187
Camille ! The room mate !
282
00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:19,748
No, she's asleep....
283
00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:21,708
...as usual !
284
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,348
Me? I just pay the bills,
if you get my drift ?
285
00:18:24,348 --> 00:18:26,668
Mom, I'll call you later.
286
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:29,548
Are you crazy ? Tell her that we sleep
together too, why not ?
287
00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:32,388
I'm sick of her treating me
like the house maid
288
00:18:32,388 --> 00:18:33,788
Next time, I'll tell her !
289
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:36,708
Do that and I'll leave you
290
00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,828
OK, drop it !
291
00:18:39,788 --> 00:18:40,908
Are you busy today ?
292
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:42,428
I'm not sure...
293
00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:45,188
Maybe, I'll write a film
about Kirkegaard
294
00:18:45,188 --> 00:18:48,708
A dialogue with his other self,
who is in fact Nietzsche
295
00:18:49,468 --> 00:18:51,788
...or perhaps Wittgenstein....
296
00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:54,468
Or how about Popeye ?
297
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:57,628
Why don't you look for a job ?
298
00:18:57,628 --> 00:19:00,949
You know....boring stuff that
pays you money....
299
00:19:00,949 --> 00:19:04,229
Don't start ! I'll be depressed
all day, today !
300
00:19:04,229 --> 00:19:06,669
I can't think of a job that I want to do
301
00:19:06,669 --> 00:19:09,709
I need to find something
that I really enjoy
302
00:19:10,189 --> 00:19:12,509
Well, what do you enjoy ?
303
00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:15,429
I love dancing....
I could be a dancer
304
00:19:15,429 --> 00:19:18,189
Classic or modern ?
305
00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:20,029
Both....
306
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:23,909
Don't you think that
you need some training ?
307
00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:27,269
Exactly, that's the whole problem !
308
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:30,589
OK, what else then ?
309
00:19:30,589 --> 00:19:32,669
Peace ! I like peace !
310
00:19:32,669 --> 00:19:36,029
I signed up against nuclear testing.
I could join the UN
311
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,950
As a peacekeeper ?
312
00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:41,150
Let's forget it for today
313
00:19:41,150 --> 00:19:43,550
You're better doing nothing
314
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,630
I'll stick to aesthetics in Hegel' writing
315
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:50,510
You can sell it at the market
316
00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:52,830
By the kilo....
317
00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:57,070
Can you put the trash out, my love ?
318
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,910
Fuck you !
319
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,350
No, I won't do it !
320
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,990
All alone with them, I'll go crazy !
321
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:07,110
I'm through with acting
the perfect son-in-law !!
322
00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:08,150
Come on ! ?
323
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:13,110
You're as bad as he is....
Tell them the truth
324
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,430
Tell my father the truth ?
325
00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:18,510
A bull fighter with a dyke for
a daughter ? He'll kill me
326
00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:21,671
We can't all have a mother like yours...
327
00:20:21,671 --> 00:20:23,791
....out marching for gay pride !
328
00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:24,311
Oh yeah ?
329
00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:27,031
Your mother is on some
Buddhist ashram....
330
00:20:27,031 --> 00:20:29,551
...she won't mind having a gay son
331
00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:32,671
Play it like Irak's Saddam...
confront them !
332
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:36,311
- It didn't exactly work for him
- He's not a lesbian !
333
00:20:37,991 --> 00:20:41,351
Going back to the bullring,
made me think
334
00:20:41,351 --> 00:20:43,271
It means too much to me
335
00:20:43,271 --> 00:20:44,511
You're not going back ?
336
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,751
Not exactly, don't worry
337
00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:48,191
I was worried
338
00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:49,871
This is pretty. Yours ?
339
00:20:49,871 --> 00:20:51,111
You never wear it
340
00:20:51,111 --> 00:20:53,911
I did once !
341
00:20:54,431 --> 00:20:56,831
Jose is opening a
bullfight academy...
342
00:20:56,831 --> 00:20:58,631
We have to think big
343
00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:01,752
I've found a farm with bullring...
344
00:21:01,752 --> 00:21:02,912
...swimming pool, tennis courts....
345
00:21:02,912 --> 00:21:05,152
I want to teach youngsters
346
00:21:05,152 --> 00:21:08,512
You know, breeding dogs
is not for me. I like bulls.
347
00:21:08,952 --> 00:21:11,872
Then, paint the dogs black
and skewer them....
348
00:21:11,872 --> 00:21:12,512
Good thinking !
349
00:21:12,912 --> 00:21:15,152
Do you mind ? !
350
00:21:15,272 --> 00:21:18,512
And then, if ever you have a kid...
351
00:21:18,632 --> 00:21:20,992
...Jose will teach him all he knows
352
00:21:20,992 --> 00:21:23,112
- I am sterile
- Really ?
353
00:21:23,112 --> 00:21:25,352
Just a bit sterile
354
00:21:25,352 --> 00:21:27,432
He's being treated
355
00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:29,112
Aren't you, love ?
356
00:21:29,112 --> 00:21:30,752
Hormone therapy
357
00:21:30,752 --> 00:21:32,912
- Does it work ?
- Amazing !
358
00:21:33,032 --> 00:21:35,472
Soon, I'll be unstoppable
359
00:21:35,912 --> 00:21:38,472
Change the subject, idiot !
360
00:21:38,472 --> 00:21:41,353
So...let's have dinner tonight
361
00:21:41,353 --> 00:21:41,953
Sure....
362
00:21:42,353 --> 00:21:45,713
I'm sorry darling. I can't.
I have a meeting
363
00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,033
Cancel it !
364
00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:50,593
It's important
365
00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:53,793
Why don't you take a little Afghan dog
in the meantime ?
366
00:21:54,193 --> 00:21:57,113
A bitch maybe....
367
00:22:04,993 --> 00:22:07,273
Whom is that one for ?
368
00:22:07,273 --> 00:22:09,793
I can't tell you
369
00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:15,753
This is impossible.
I'm gonna tell them
370
00:22:15,753 --> 00:22:17,273
What ?
371
00:22:20,394 --> 00:22:21,794
Camille is right
372
00:22:21,794 --> 00:22:24,714
It's silly posing as
Mr and Mrs Straight
373
00:22:24,714 --> 00:22:27,594
I know you, you'll chicken out
374
00:22:27,594 --> 00:22:30,954
No ! You tell them !
375
00:22:31,914 --> 00:22:33,994
You' re right !
376
00:22:34,034 --> 00:22:36,794
This is impossible !
377
00:22:38,634 --> 00:22:40,274
Nico has something to tell you
378
00:22:40,274 --> 00:22:42,794
- Go on...
- We're all ears
379
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:44,034
Well then....
380
00:22:47,314 --> 00:22:50,434
The spare room is not just a spare room
381
00:22:50,634 --> 00:22:53,394
It's Eva's room
382
00:22:53,394 --> 00:22:55,594
Because you are sterile ?
383
00:22:55,594 --> 00:22:58,354
It's no big deal...
384
00:22:58,354 --> 00:23:00,315
No, it's not because I'm sterile
385
00:23:00,355 --> 00:23:03,115
Every couple sleep apart
at some time
386
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,195
It'll sort itself out
387
00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:08,115
No, no...actually...
388
00:23:08,475 --> 00:23:10,315
Eva and I.....we're not....
389
00:23:10,315 --> 00:23:12,875
- We just couldn't tell them
- I understand...
390
00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:16,195
The idea of telling my folks
make me ill
391
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,995
That's just an excuse
392
00:23:18,035 --> 00:23:21,475
Where's your gay pride ?
I can't do it for you
393
00:23:21,555 --> 00:23:23,115
Some gay community !
394
00:23:23,115 --> 00:23:26,515
If you're so smart,
how did you tell Josepha !
395
00:23:27,635 --> 00:23:31,115
Sha was preparing me for months...
396
00:23:32,595 --> 00:23:35,435
...but you know how absent-minded I am
397
00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:38,595
...never paying attention to anything...
398
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:41,116
In 11th grade....
399
00:23:41,116 --> 00:23:44,476
..the teacher gave us a questionnaire
with the million dollar question :....
400
00:23:45,036 --> 00:23:47,676
"What do you want to be ?"
401
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,156
The next day, the principal called me
402
00:23:50,156 --> 00:23:52,276
Camille had put "A Lesbian"
403
00:23:52,396 --> 00:23:55,236
- What did you say ?
- "Ah, a first for our family !"
404
00:23:55,356 --> 00:23:58,396
My mom would have kicked me out
405
00:23:58,396 --> 00:23:59,956
You were not into girls
406
00:23:59,956 --> 00:24:03,076
I'm not into girls. I love you !
It's different
407
00:24:03,716 --> 00:24:05,076
But...I am a girl !
408
00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:08,236
Hence, you count as being into girls
409
00:24:08,236 --> 00:24:11,996
It's true Ariane. Can't you
show a little solidarity ?
410
00:24:12,436 --> 00:24:14,196
People died at "Strangewall"....
411
00:24:14,196 --> 00:24:15,556
Stonewall !!
412
00:24:15,556 --> 00:24:17,916
- Sto-ne-wall !!
- Nobody died !
413
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:21,557
Whatever ! Some must have died somewhere !
414
00:24:22,677 --> 00:24:25,757
It's seems I am more militant
than any of you
415
00:24:26,077 --> 00:24:28,197
I can't tell them. They'll freak out !
416
00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:30,717
They're a bit....extreme
417
00:24:30,717 --> 00:24:31,557
Extreme ?
418
00:24:32,077 --> 00:24:33,797
Very extreme .....
419
00:24:33,797 --> 00:24:36,277
My dad is a keen genocide fan
420
00:24:36,277 --> 00:24:39,637
It's simple, we must win their confidence
421
00:24:39,917 --> 00:24:43,317
..soften them up with
the best table silverware...
422
00:24:43,637 --> 00:24:46,197
...good food, backround music...
423
00:24:46,197 --> 00:24:49,277
...flowers on the table....
424
00:24:51,997 --> 00:24:52,877
No !
425
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:55,357
No !
426
00:24:56,637 --> 00:24:57,597
No !
427
00:24:58,237 --> 00:25:01,198
Sounds like a good idea to me !
428
00:25:01,678 --> 00:25:04,638
OK, I didn't say a word !
429
00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:08,078
I said no ! I am reading
430
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,918
Why won't you trust me ?
431
00:25:09,918 --> 00:25:12,638
Do you realize what you're asking ?
432
00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:13,438
I know you
433
00:25:14,438 --> 00:25:16,318
You need prompting
434
00:25:16,318 --> 00:25:20,278
Nico and Eva's folks will be there too.
Yours will have a shoulder to cry on
435
00:25:20,758 --> 00:25:24,758
With my Ma to help, we'll drop
the payload. Like Spock's body
436
00:25:25,878 --> 00:25:29,238
Spock ? Spock who ?
437
00:25:29,798 --> 00:25:33,158
The Wrath of Khan,
Chapter 8, verse 5.
438
00:25:33,838 --> 00:25:38,318
Spock comes back to haunt them and
his body kind of whaps them
439
00:25:38,719 --> 00:25:41,879
The Search for Spock,
Chapter 3, verse 10
440
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,239
May I invite my parents ?
441
00:25:46,239 --> 00:25:49,319
To tell them you're straight ?
What a scoop ?
442
00:25:49,639 --> 00:25:52,879
To see their reaction
If I say I'm a dyke !
443
00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:54,319
Go the whole hog !
444
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:57,719
Say you're dating a black
dominatrix. They'll love it !!
445
00:25:58,879 --> 00:26:00,879
I'm doing this for you guys
446
00:26:00,879 --> 00:26:04,319
If you want to stay unhappy,
it's fine with me.
447
00:26:06,559 --> 00:26:07,839
No way !
448
00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:09,479
I cannot invite my mother !!
449
00:26:09,479 --> 00:26:12,239
She's working with lepers
in Bangladesh
450
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:15,599
I have no way of contacting her
451
00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:17,599
You're a hell of a group !
452
00:26:17,599 --> 00:26:20,400
At least someone is
positive about this
453
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:22,960
Have you thought of how we look.... ?
454
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,080
...to this stereotype
of heterosexuality ?
455
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,120
Did I speak out of context ?
456
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,320
You always do that
457
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,360
That's why I love you
458
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,680
Unlucky you !
459
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,440
Yeah, unlucky me
460
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,160
What do you see in me ?
What do I give you ?
461
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,520
That's not a good question
462
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,240
I do nothing all day,
I just wait for you...
463
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,960
You talk, you make things happen
464
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,400
I'm not sure I can keep up
465
00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,921
I do it all for you
466
00:26:59,921 --> 00:27:02,681
But I never asked you to
467
00:27:04,481 --> 00:27:06,521
Now, you ask me to choose
between you or my parents
468
00:27:06,521 --> 00:27:07,961
No, I did not
469
00:27:07,961 --> 00:27:10,081
They'll make me choose
470
00:27:10,081 --> 00:27:14,041
When I left my boyfriend for you,
it was all new, exciting
471
00:27:14,361 --> 00:27:16,881
I didn't realize what it meant
472
00:27:16,881 --> 00:27:20,081
I never chose
between that life and you
473
00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:22,201
What's gonna be now ?
474
00:27:22,201 --> 00:27:25,001
I'll do it ! It's time they knew !
475
00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:28,321
And this way, I'll be forced
to choose
476
00:27:34,561 --> 00:27:37,201
This is Soraya
477
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:00,122
Nico !!
478
00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:07,722
For Christ's sake !
479
00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,643
Don't do that to me !
480
00:28:20,643 --> 00:28:22,243
Sorry, did I scare you ?
481
00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:25,363
No, it was an allergic reaction !
482
00:28:26,643 --> 00:28:29,523
Hold on !! You're home already
483
00:28:29,523 --> 00:28:32,683
You're alone,
sleeping in my bed....
484
00:28:32,683 --> 00:28:34,443
You must be really sick
485
00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:37,683
I ran into Tina.
She barely glanced at me
486
00:28:38,203 --> 00:28:41,603
What's wrong with me ?
Am I that ugly ?
487
00:28:42,803 --> 00:28:45,483
Am I fat ? Do I have a beard ?
488
00:28:45,483 --> 00:28:46,523
A mustache ?
489
00:28:48,363 --> 00:28:50,203
Well, you ain't bad for a girl !
490
00:28:50,203 --> 00:28:52,163
By the way.......
491
00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:55,323
I invited my folks
to Camille's dinner
492
00:28:55,323 --> 00:28:56,203
You didn't ?
493
00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:59,124
Yeah ! I'll hit them with it
494
00:28:59,124 --> 00:29:00,684
Right between the eyes !
495
00:29:01,724 --> 00:29:03,604
You might have told me
496
00:29:03,604 --> 00:29:05,684
Invite your mother too !
497
00:29:05,684 --> 00:29:07,724
No, she wouldn't come
498
00:29:07,724 --> 00:29:08,844
Bait her !
499
00:29:08,844 --> 00:29:12,004
Promise her an outbreak of the plague
500
00:29:12,564 --> 00:29:13,404
Okay...
501
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:17,444
I'll show you who my mom is
502
00:29:24,804 --> 00:29:27,684
Nico, that's Sara Manuel
503
00:29:27,684 --> 00:29:29,804
-Thanks, I know....
- Hold on !
504
00:29:29,804 --> 00:29:33,244
I'm a major fan of hers.
She never had any children
505
00:29:34,884 --> 00:29:36,524
Actually, she has one
506
00:29:43,805 --> 00:29:46,285
That's me...
507
00:29:46,325 --> 00:29:48,925
Seaside vacation
508
00:29:48,925 --> 00:29:50,085
Skiing vacation
509
00:29:50,085 --> 00:29:52,725
Look.....Look...
510
00:29:52,725 --> 00:29:55,765
Me in her dressing room
511
00:29:56,645 --> 00:29:59,765
We're buddies.
Why didn't you tell me ?
512
00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:04,125
Because I never told anyone
513
00:30:06,365 --> 00:30:08,325
When I was a kid....
514
00:30:08,325 --> 00:30:11,725
I barely knew my mom.
She was always on tour
515
00:30:14,325 --> 00:30:17,805
I never lived with her
516
00:30:19,766 --> 00:30:21,526
It was better this way
517
00:30:21,526 --> 00:30:24,086
She's always avoided the press
518
00:30:24,086 --> 00:30:27,326
And so, nobody knew that I existed
519
00:30:27,966 --> 00:30:31,166
Now it's the same kind of thing
520
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,406
I don't want to....
521
00:30:33,406 --> 00:30:36,686
...cause her hassle....
Sara Manuel's faggot son
522
00:30:36,686 --> 00:30:39,086
Not easy to deal with
523
00:30:39,086 --> 00:30:42,486
What about my dad ?
The press will smell blood
524
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,166
When I think all the bullfights
that I took you to....
525
00:30:46,286 --> 00:30:49,806
...and not even an autograph by Sara
in return
526
00:30:50,686 --> 00:30:53,606
You really don't get it
527
00:31:26,807 --> 00:31:29,847
Damn, it's clouding over
528
00:31:29,847 --> 00:31:33,167
Don't worry, the house is on
a positive magnetic filed
529
00:32:01,848 --> 00:32:04,728
Stay just there !
530
00:32:04,848 --> 00:32:08,208
Stand upright !
She's not just anybody !
531
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:10,088
The first person who will ask for
an autograph, I'll report her....
532
00:32:10,088 --> 00:32:13,368
...to the Christian Coalition
533
00:32:14,248 --> 00:32:17,008
I'll be right there
534
00:32:23,689 --> 00:32:25,249
Don't you like it ?
535
00:32:25,249 --> 00:32:27,209
Did you marry a Gandhi son ?
536
00:32:27,209 --> 00:32:30,689
It's the only way to shake off
the paparazzi. They won't recognize me
537
00:32:31,289 --> 00:32:32,729
In Bombay maybe...
538
00:32:32,729 --> 00:32:33,529
It works....
539
00:32:34,009 --> 00:32:37,249
I whisked past three of them
at the airport
540
00:32:38,129 --> 00:32:39,689
I am surprised you came
541
00:32:39,689 --> 00:32:41,889
I wanted to see you. I missed you
542
00:32:41,889 --> 00:32:42,729
I missed you too.
543
00:32:45,529 --> 00:32:48,169
You're looking younger again
544
00:32:48,169 --> 00:32:50,489
Take no notice. It's in our genes
545
00:32:50,489 --> 00:32:52,769
My dear, a pleasure to meet you
546
00:32:52,769 --> 00:32:55,489
I am Josepha, Camille's mother
547
00:32:55,489 --> 00:32:57,489
Welcome ! My home is you home
548
00:32:57,489 --> 00:33:00,690
These are Camille...Ariane....Eva
549
00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:03,650
My mom
550
00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:05,210
Whose flag is that ?
551
00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:06,730
Our community's !
552
00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:09,330
The colors of our local community....
553
00:33:09,330 --> 00:33:10,890
But why the rainbow ?
554
00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:13,650
The seven plagues of Egypt
555
00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:14,890
A color per plague !
More or less....
556
00:33:14,930 --> 00:33:17,530
I prefer to go in
557
00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:21,010
You never know....
maybe they tailed me
558
00:33:26,330 --> 00:33:28,730
Watch what you say or
I'll lock you up in the cellar
559
00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:32,450
But Camille, I was merely
replying to a question !
560
00:33:33,530 --> 00:33:34,850
How do you cope with her ?
561
00:33:34,850 --> 00:33:38,451
She's like that because she's scared
we're going to mess up
562
00:33:39,011 --> 00:33:39,531
No chance
563
00:33:40,011 --> 00:33:43,211
I lit 50 candles in church yesterday
564
00:33:43,211 --> 00:33:44,771
I'll claim them as expenses,
for the tax return
565
00:33:44,771 --> 00:33:47,011
You found a saint for our cause ?
566
00:33:47,011 --> 00:33:49,331
Of course, Lady Di !
567
00:33:57,931 --> 00:34:00,091
Do I scare you now ?
568
00:34:00,091 --> 00:34:03,211
You know I'm always scared
of being watched
569
00:34:03,211 --> 00:34:06,291
Can't you stop running
for a few moments ?
570
00:34:07,091 --> 00:34:10,211
You are allowed one weekend
with your son, right ?
571
00:34:10,571 --> 00:34:13,971
You're right. Fuck them !
572
00:34:18,852 --> 00:34:20,572
Let me guess....
573
00:34:20,572 --> 00:34:23,732
One of you is Nico's girlfriend....
574
00:34:24,252 --> 00:34:26,252
Yes, me ! For four years now
575
00:34:26,252 --> 00:34:27,492
It's true !
576
00:34:27,492 --> 00:34:30,812
I feel almost part of the family.
May I kiss you ?
577
00:34:32,092 --> 00:34:34,492
Wow, I dreamed of doing that
578
00:34:34,492 --> 00:34:37,612
Can you sign here ? "To Eva
with love"..... or something ?
579
00:34:38,172 --> 00:34:41,852
- I am Ariane....
- Cut it out ! Enough !
580
00:34:43,172 --> 00:34:45,252
It's ok !
581
00:34:45,252 --> 00:34:48,052
Ariane, aren't these your folks ?
582
00:35:01,253 --> 00:35:03,533
Who are these people ?
583
00:35:12,013 --> 00:35:13,293
Are we early ?
584
00:35:13,293 --> 00:35:16,413
Not at all ! Welcome !
(...Who are they Camille ? )
585
00:35:16,413 --> 00:35:18,413
Later....Be nice
586
00:35:18,413 --> 00:35:19,613
I am Josepha d' Augeres
587
00:35:19,613 --> 00:35:21,693
Nice to meet you
588
00:35:21,693 --> 00:35:23,893
- Are you Camille ?
- That's me
589
00:35:23,893 --> 00:35:25,973
Thank you for inviting us
590
00:35:25,973 --> 00:35:27,413
No sweat ! Lili is a pearl
591
00:35:27,413 --> 00:35:29,853
You've brought out the sun
592
00:35:29,853 --> 00:35:33,053
It was pure luck that we were
touring the area
593
00:35:33,453 --> 00:35:36,693
You're artists too ?
How incredible !
594
00:35:37,213 --> 00:35:40,134
What are you called ?
Maybe I've heard of you
595
00:35:40,134 --> 00:35:43,254
Diane & Tony !
596
00:35:43,614 --> 00:35:47,054
Doesn't ring any bells. And
I can never remember faces
597
00:35:47,054 --> 00:35:49,614
Did you do Eurovision
or something ?
598
00:35:49,614 --> 00:35:51,734
No dances, festivals, fetes....
599
00:35:51,734 --> 00:35:54,814
Diane sings and I play the piano
600
00:35:55,054 --> 00:35:58,134
We're not exactly famous
601
00:35:58,374 --> 00:36:01,774
Never mind, not everyone can be
602
00:36:01,774 --> 00:36:04,574
But we get by okay
603
00:36:05,654 --> 00:36:08,734
You must know Sara Manuel....
604
00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,374
I mean Nico's mother
605
00:36:10,374 --> 00:36:12,894
Yes, of course
606
00:36:15,494 --> 00:36:18,415
I'm a big fan of yours....
607
00:36:18,415 --> 00:36:18,935
Thank you
608
00:36:26,135 --> 00:36:28,175
Are you trying to ruin it ?
What got into you ?
609
00:36:28,175 --> 00:36:29,415
No, I came to help
610
00:36:29,415 --> 00:36:31,495
We can come out ouselves, thanks !
611
00:36:31,495 --> 00:36:32,935
So, why haven't you ?
612
00:36:32,935 --> 00:36:35,455
- Camille playing D' Artagnan
- Give me that !
613
00:36:35,495 --> 00:36:38,495
Complete, with mustache
614
00:36:38,495 --> 00:36:39,095
Drop it !
615
00:36:39,255 --> 00:36:41,775
Why tell your folks that
you're are a lesbian ?
616
00:36:41,775 --> 00:36:43,135
My parents are cool
617
00:36:43,135 --> 00:36:45,015
I hope you're right
618
00:36:45,015 --> 00:36:47,935
Maybe they'll cast the first stone
619
00:36:47,935 --> 00:36:50,215
You had Big Jim too ?
620
00:36:50,215 --> 00:36:52,535
You're busting my balls !
621
00:36:52,535 --> 00:36:53,975
Do you want me to go ?
622
00:36:53,975 --> 00:36:55,335
Beware Big Jim !
623
00:36:55,375 --> 00:36:58,536
You mission is to dismantle
a cluster of.....
624
00:36:58,696 --> 00:37:01,336
...dyke fundamentalists
625
00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:02,456
Long live the dykes !!
626
00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:05,536
But he's unarmed !
627
00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:08,856
What are you doing ?
628
00:37:09,256 --> 00:37:12,416
Trying to sleep. I'm exhausted
629
00:37:12,856 --> 00:37:15,496
Everybody is downstairs
630
00:37:15,496 --> 00:37:17,816
I prefer to be alone
631
00:37:27,856 --> 00:37:30,216
What's this ?
632
00:37:30,336 --> 00:37:32,976
An old friend.....Big Jim
633
00:37:32,976 --> 00:37:34,856
I saved him from the lesb....
634
00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:36,896
From the girls
635
00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:39,657
What are you going on about ?
636
00:37:39,657 --> 00:37:42,937
Why didn't we go somewhere alone ?
637
00:37:43,097 --> 00:37:44,657
Here ! Look......
638
00:37:44,657 --> 00:37:47,257
Is that couple staying here, too ?
639
00:37:47,257 --> 00:37:49,697
Yeah, their daughter is our secretary
640
00:37:49,697 --> 00:37:51,217
Your secretary ?
641
00:37:51,217 --> 00:37:53,697
We run a very liberal company
642
00:37:53,697 --> 00:37:56,657
Eva and Ariane's parents
are coming, too
643
00:37:57,417 --> 00:37:59,857
You will all meet each other
644
00:37:59,857 --> 00:38:01,497
It seemed like a good idea, right ?
645
00:38:01,497 --> 00:38:04,577
Nico, what am I doing here ?
646
00:38:07,817 --> 00:38:10,977
Do you remember buying me one
for Christmas ?
647
00:38:13,097 --> 00:38:15,417
You don't, do you ?
648
00:38:15,537 --> 00:38:17,137
Missed !
649
00:38:17,818 --> 00:38:19,618
Can't tempt you down ?
650
00:38:19,618 --> 00:38:21,738
I wanna be alone, I said !
651
00:38:21,738 --> 00:38:24,578
As you like.....
652
00:38:25,058 --> 00:38:27,138
By the way...
I wanted to tell you that....
653
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,618
I like.....I prefer men....
654
00:38:29,618 --> 00:38:31,458
There, I said it !
655
00:38:31,738 --> 00:38:34,938
That will make it less
of a surprise later
656
00:38:35,178 --> 00:38:37,738
Have a good rest !
657
00:38:45,818 --> 00:38:46,258
Hi !
658
00:38:55,778 --> 00:38:57,779
Who's doing that ?
659
00:38:57,779 --> 00:39:00,499
No idea ! Do it again !
660
00:39:01,499 --> 00:39:03,419
Come on, it's easy !
661
00:39:03,419 --> 00:39:04,099
Still no idea !
662
00:39:04,099 --> 00:39:04,899
It's Platini !
663
00:39:05,419 --> 00:39:08,419
Platini played earlier....
664
00:39:08,419 --> 00:39:09,859
I only know him
665
00:39:09,859 --> 00:39:11,739
No one ? Eva ?
666
00:39:11,739 --> 00:39:12,699
Mrs Francoise Sagan
667
00:39:12,699 --> 00:39:15,419
Good one....very subtle...
668
00:39:15,419 --> 00:39:17,059
Jose ? Stumped ?
669
00:39:17,059 --> 00:39:19,339
Maradona of course !!
670
00:39:19,339 --> 00:39:20,859
The famous Hand of God !
671
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:23,699
The 1986 World Cup.
Argentina vs England
672
00:39:23,699 --> 00:39:26,579
Two...zero.....zero....zero
673
00:39:26,579 --> 00:39:28,859
- Try this one
- Say Nico....
674
00:39:28,859 --> 00:39:32,099
...is Sara Manuel really your mother ?
675
00:39:32,339 --> 00:39:35,379
She's resting in her room
she's tired
676
00:39:35,379 --> 00:39:37,419
I'm a big fan
677
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:40,020
When can I meet her ?
678
00:39:40,940 --> 00:39:43,420
Why are we here ?
Are you getting married ?
679
00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:45,100
Ask Nico...
680
00:39:45,100 --> 00:39:47,460
He will mime it for you
681
00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:54,060
-Nico is acting odd
-He's just being his usual prick
682
00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:57,380
Come on, do not hide yourselves away
683
00:39:58,020 --> 00:40:01,020
Look who's here !
Jose Bailen ! El Rubio !
684
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,740
What are we doing here ?
685
00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:05,660
Let me introduce Lili's parents
686
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:11,100
You are Diane and Tony !
687
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:11,820
Sorry ?
688
00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:15,180
You are Diane and Tony !
689
00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:16,260
Right !
690
00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:18,501
Do you remember them ?
691
00:40:19,061 --> 00:40:22,141
August, last year....
In that little village...
692
00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:23,981
They were playing...
693
00:40:24,341 --> 00:40:27,021
Right ! It was lovely !
We stopped to listen
694
00:40:28,141 --> 00:40:30,221
You sang our song
695
00:40:30,221 --> 00:40:32,221
Really ? Your song ?
696
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:34,901
From when Jose and I first met....
697
00:40:34,901 --> 00:40:38,021
I was 16 and he was...
he was El Rubio....
698
00:40:38,261 --> 00:40:41,301
He came over as that
song was playing...
699
00:40:41,301 --> 00:40:44,021
I thought you met in an airport....
700
00:40:44,021 --> 00:40:47,181
Correct ! The speakers
played the song...
701
00:40:48,941 --> 00:40:51,901
Even so, it was terribly romantic !
702
00:40:52,341 --> 00:40:54,381
Won't you sing it for us ?
703
00:40:54,381 --> 00:40:57,501
A little romance wouldn't go amiss
704
00:40:57,501 --> 00:40:59,142
Go on !
705
00:40:59,142 --> 00:41:01,502
They're ready for anything now !
706
00:41:01,502 --> 00:41:03,062
Even your tattoo
707
00:41:03,062 --> 00:41:05,662
- Which one ?
- The coba on your thigh
708
00:41:05,662 --> 00:41:08,782
How do you know about her tattoo ?
709
00:41:09,182 --> 00:41:12,462
I must have mentioned it
710
00:43:51,226 --> 00:43:53,186
The same gorgeous voice !
711
00:43:53,186 --> 00:43:55,386
Bravo for your success !
712
00:43:55,386 --> 00:43:58,146
You know that it means nothing !
713
00:43:59,986 --> 00:44:01,186
You know each other ?
714
00:44:01,186 --> 00:44:03,066
We started out together
715
00:44:03,066 --> 00:44:06,506
You did ? You and....you ?
716
00:44:07,066 --> 00:44:09,186
We sang in the same band....
717
00:44:09,266 --> 00:44:11,546
...but then our paths separated
718
00:44:11,546 --> 00:44:13,426
You never mentioned it
719
00:44:13,426 --> 00:44:15,946
No, that's true....
720
00:44:15,946 --> 00:44:18,027
Why should I ?
721
00:44:18,027 --> 00:44:20,827
Why should she ?
It was irrelevant
722
00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:22,347
That's right !
723
00:44:22,947 --> 00:44:24,307
Even so....
724
00:44:24,307 --> 00:44:27,507
If I had sung with Bob Marley,
I would have said....
725
00:44:30,027 --> 00:44:33,267
How are you doing, Bob Marley ?
726
00:44:33,987 --> 00:44:36,067
What did I say ?
727
00:44:37,187 --> 00:44:39,187
Mom, wait !
728
00:44:39,187 --> 00:44:40,947
What is it now ?
729
00:44:41,027 --> 00:44:43,027
Are you avoiding me ?
730
00:44:43,027 --> 00:44:45,867
Because I told you I'm gay ?
731
00:44:53,747 --> 00:44:55,827
What was that for ?
732
00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:57,828
For thinking that I'm stupid !
733
00:44:57,828 --> 00:45:01,748
You could have told me earlier.
Were you scared I'd disown you ?
734
00:45:03,428 --> 00:45:05,748
What was I to think ?
735
00:45:05,748 --> 00:45:07,148
We never talk !
736
00:45:07,148 --> 00:45:10,388
You never asked me where
I live or whom with !
737
00:45:11,068 --> 00:45:14,148
You're so self-obsessed !
738
00:45:14,148 --> 00:45:16,748
It's true I admit it !
739
00:45:16,748 --> 00:45:19,468
It's your turn now !
Make sure it's a good one !
740
00:45:19,468 --> 00:45:20,788
What ?
741
00:45:20,868 --> 00:45:23,868
Slap me ! I deserve it
as much as you did !
742
00:45:24,708 --> 00:45:27,508
Come on ! It will do me good !
743
00:45:27,548 --> 00:45:31,068
Yeah, it will ! Go for it !
744
00:45:36,748 --> 00:45:38,309
Remember, I'm your mother !
745
00:45:38,309 --> 00:45:41,749
Really ? And I am your son
746
00:45:45,749 --> 00:45:48,989
You should try it too ! It does
wonders for the skin
747
00:45:51,629 --> 00:45:54,509
I left Nico with my mother and
went to Italy
748
00:45:54,509 --> 00:45:56,389
Soon after, I had a contract
749
00:45:56,389 --> 00:45:58,429
I had no time even for myself
750
00:45:58,429 --> 00:46:00,549
I tried contacting you
751
00:46:00,709 --> 00:46:04,029
I wrote letters and called,
but I never got a reply
752
00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:07,829
I had no address.
I was always moving
753
00:46:08,789 --> 00:46:11,269
You know, the first time that....
754
00:46:11,309 --> 00:46:13,309
...I heard you on the radio...
755
00:46:13,469 --> 00:46:15,909
....I was pregnant with Lili
756
00:46:15,909 --> 00:46:18,150
- I got a real shock !
- I'm sorry !
757
00:46:18,390 --> 00:46:20,430
I meant a pleasant shock
758
00:46:20,430 --> 00:46:22,550
Like a thrill
759
00:46:22,670 --> 00:46:25,430
Yes, a real thrill
760
00:46:25,430 --> 00:46:28,110
If you run, you can still make it
761
00:46:28,110 --> 00:46:30,190
OK, you got me ! Call the cops !
762
00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:32,030
- Come down !
- No !
763
00:46:32,030 --> 00:46:34,230
Why run away without
telling anyone ?
764
00:46:34,230 --> 00:46:36,030
I left a note !
765
00:46:36,030 --> 00:46:38,270
What if I talk to them ?
766
00:46:38,270 --> 00:46:40,350
Would you do that for me ?
767
00:46:40,350 --> 00:46:43,030
Enough already ! Get down here !
768
00:46:48,070 --> 00:46:50,270
They might disown me
769
00:46:50,270 --> 00:46:53,150
Find more liberal parents,
from the Left....
770
00:46:56,350 --> 00:46:59,631
They're here ! What do I do ?
Blurt it out ?
771
00:47:00,031 --> 00:47:03,311
They'll accuse you of
preaching from the rooftop
772
00:47:04,151 --> 00:47:05,631
My husband
773
00:47:05,631 --> 00:47:08,951
The mustache gives him a slightly sly air
774
00:47:09,231 --> 00:47:10,591
Indeed !
775
00:47:10,591 --> 00:47:13,391
Excuse him ! He's not very good
in company
776
00:47:13,391 --> 00:47:15,391
I wrenched him away from
his students
777
00:47:15,391 --> 00:47:17,711
I am at ease only with them
778
00:47:17,711 --> 00:47:20,751
I run a strict educational system..
779
00:47:21,191 --> 00:47:24,671
...based on early 20th century
English military boarding schools
780
00:47:24,671 --> 00:47:28,031
Your students are lucky that
you didn't go even further back
781
00:47:28,151 --> 00:47:30,151
What do you teach them ?
782
00:47:30,151 --> 00:47:32,471
Mapping the human genome
783
00:47:32,471 --> 00:47:35,191
More specifically, the c-DNA structure
784
00:47:35,271 --> 00:47:36,591
Nice !
785
00:47:37,031 --> 00:47:39,152
Explain what it means !
786
00:47:39,152 --> 00:47:41,552
With a little thought, it's simple
787
00:47:41,552 --> 00:47:44,592
The reverse transcriptance
of retroviruses....
788
00:47:44,592 --> 00:47:47,792
...enables us to copy RNA as
complementary DNA...
789
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,912
Whence....c-DNA
790
00:47:50,912 --> 00:47:54,192
But of course ! How silly of me !
791
00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,992
A friend of mine could get you a job
792
00:47:57,992 --> 00:48:00,912
Based in Frankfurt,
dealing with satellites
793
00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:03,352
Satellites are the future !
794
00:48:03,352 --> 00:48:07,272
And overseas experience looks
good on your CV !! Good money too !
795
00:48:07,672 --> 00:48:11,112
Not yet though ! I have to finish
the "Education" section first
796
00:48:11,912 --> 00:48:14,152
What would she do in a satellite ?
797
00:48:14,152 --> 00:48:16,872
Whatever she wants !
798
00:48:16,872 --> 00:48:19,513
She'd become a professional woman
like me
799
00:48:19,513 --> 00:48:22,593
She must not rely on her husband
800
00:48:22,593 --> 00:48:24,713
Fat chance !
801
00:48:25,393 --> 00:48:28,833
With all her degrees,
she will find a job !
802
00:48:29,713 --> 00:48:32,393
How about getting them drunk ?
803
00:48:32,393 --> 00:48:35,993
Don't you have one of these
funny cigarettes ? A joint ?
804
00:48:36,393 --> 00:48:39,033
- How is it going ?
- Great ! The Pope's gonna marry us
805
00:48:39,393 --> 00:48:42,313
Only the best for Sara Manuel's son !
806
00:48:42,313 --> 00:48:44,673
You just have to book him early
807
00:48:44,673 --> 00:48:47,513
And Castelbajac to design his robe.
His...
808
00:48:47,513 --> 00:48:49,073
..his chasuble....
809
00:48:49,073 --> 00:48:52,553
...his vestments. With lots
of bright colours....
810
00:48:52,553 --> 00:48:55,553
...and taken in slightly, at the waist.
Right, darling ?
811
00:48:55,553 --> 00:48:57,514
Of course darling !
812
00:48:57,514 --> 00:49:01,834
We could have it in a bullring,
with a bullfight afterwards
813
00:49:04,114 --> 00:49:07,274
Without the kill, though !
814
00:49:07,714 --> 00:49:11,354
We could do the music.
We're not expensive
815
00:49:12,274 --> 00:49:14,954
I mean, if we are not booked already
somewhere else
816
00:49:14,954 --> 00:49:18,154
Yes, it'd be good to put
some work their way
817
00:49:18,154 --> 00:49:21,074
Agronomics is big at the moment
at the stock exchange
818
00:49:21,074 --> 00:49:24,234
I can get Danone shares at $ 200...
819
00:49:24,234 --> 00:49:25,954
....from my friend Akito
820
00:49:25,954 --> 00:49:29,434
A sponsor could be useful
for the reception
821
00:49:31,234 --> 00:49:32,674
Remember what we agreed...
822
00:49:32,674 --> 00:49:36,114
We start with Ariane, then
Nico and then Eva, to finish
823
00:49:36,594 --> 00:49:38,195
What about me ?
824
00:49:38,355 --> 00:49:41,035
Yeah, what about Lili ?
She can begin
825
00:49:41,035 --> 00:49:44,555
No, you begin !
Lili does not count
826
00:49:45,035 --> 00:49:47,555
- I've already done it
- Sorry ?
827
00:49:47,675 --> 00:49:50,555
I told her earlier, upstairs
828
00:49:51,035 --> 00:49:54,235
Don't look at me like that.
I didn't kill anyone !
829
00:49:55,315 --> 00:49:58,555
We guys are always
a step ahead of you girls
830
00:49:58,555 --> 00:50:00,115
Oh, really ?
831
00:50:00,195 --> 00:50:03,515
If there's a gay-lesbian war,
it will be your fault
832
00:50:03,835 --> 00:50:05,355
Yes Ma'am !
833
00:50:05,355 --> 00:50:08,675
The balls-buster and his wife are OK
834
00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:11,795
The matador and his wife
seem OK, thank God
835
00:50:14,115 --> 00:50:15,555
Damn !
836
00:50:25,916 --> 00:50:27,516
Goodness gracious !
837
00:50:27,516 --> 00:50:30,716
I can't put these two together
838
00:50:38,516 --> 00:50:41,436
Then again....whereever I put him....
839
00:50:42,676 --> 00:50:46,076
Never mind, that's the way
the cookie crumbles...
840
00:50:51,996 --> 00:50:55,556
You're on my left. It's not
customary, but it soon will be
841
00:50:56,436 --> 00:50:58,437
I took the liberty of sitting you
not with your husbands...
842
00:50:58,557 --> 00:51:00,797
...because I wanted to sit
old friends together
843
00:51:02,397 --> 00:51:06,197
Gnocchi salad for starters....
I hope you like it
844
00:51:07,357 --> 00:51:10,437
I know you're all wondering
why you're here
845
00:51:10,517 --> 00:51:13,877
- ...and you'll soon find out
- No, hold on !
846
00:51:18,677 --> 00:51:20,917
Is there any left ?
847
00:51:25,277 --> 00:51:28,317
We are beautiful, we are proud,
we are lesbians !
848
00:51:31,157 --> 00:51:33,157
My mom Josepha and I....
849
00:51:33,157 --> 00:51:36,397
...wanted to put you into our life
850
00:51:37,478 --> 00:51:40,598
We love each other very much....
851
00:51:40,598 --> 00:51:43,278
..even though I am not
what she expected
852
00:51:43,278 --> 00:51:45,758
Nonsense darling
853
00:51:46,598 --> 00:51:49,718
But because she is my mother....
854
00:51:50,798 --> 00:51:53,878
...she loves me how ever I live my life
855
00:51:55,558 --> 00:51:57,638
For Christ's sake !
856
00:51:57,638 --> 00:51:58,878
Sorry !
857
00:51:58,918 --> 00:52:00,998
Can we go on ?
858
00:52:00,998 --> 00:52:03,198
Go on with what ?
859
00:52:04,718 --> 00:52:07,678
I love Camille how ever she lives her life
860
00:52:07,678 --> 00:52:10,998
As my daughter, I respect
her homosexuality
861
00:52:11,278 --> 00:52:13,438
Camille loves women
862
00:52:13,438 --> 00:52:15,678
I love Camille
863
00:52:15,678 --> 00:52:18,599
...and I love whom ever she loves
864
00:52:19,159 --> 00:52:20,599
Thanks mom !
865
00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:23,119
My pleasure, anything for you
866
00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:26,399
How does any of this concern us ?
867
00:52:30,079 --> 00:52:33,159
I asked you here to tell you
that I love Camille....
868
00:52:33,159 --> 00:52:36,079
...more than the whole world...
869
00:52:36,079 --> 00:52:38,199
We live together three years now...
870
00:52:38,279 --> 00:52:40,799
...and we want to grow old together
871
00:52:40,799 --> 00:52:43,999
I would like you to be with us
872
00:52:47,079 --> 00:52:49,239
- I prefer girls too !
- Hold on....
873
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,359
It's my turn now, Lili
874
00:52:51,359 --> 00:52:53,479
You said you'd pass....
875
00:52:53,479 --> 00:52:56,519
- Are you a lesbian too ?
- No, a sympathizer
876
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,360
Actually...I'm the other way round
877
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,320
- You fuck lesbians ?
- No....men !
878
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,040
Get a grip, Jose !
879
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,000
Try and keep up !
880
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,080
Eva, don't say a word !
881
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:10,680
...I know
882
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:12,680
I'll say it anyway !
883
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,080
Yes ! I am a lesbian, lesbo, dyke.....
884
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:17,680
There !
885
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:20,840
I like women
886
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,880
...and I'm proud of it !
887
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:26,760
You don't know how happy I am
to tell you that
888
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,360
Gnocchi anyone ?
889
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:37,761
No one ?
890
00:53:42,001 --> 00:53:45,361
Ariane, we are leaving this instant
891
00:53:45,921 --> 00:53:48,441
This is your last chance,
I warn you
892
00:53:48,441 --> 00:53:50,521
You don't get it
893
00:53:50,521 --> 00:53:53,201
This is your last chance, not mine
894
00:54:01,041 --> 00:54:03,361
Hello ? Ah Akito....
895
00:54:03,361 --> 00:54:05,041
How are you ?
896
00:54:05,441 --> 00:54:08,361
56 thousand.....?
897
00:54:09,001 --> 00:54:11,681
This isn't a good time
898
00:54:11,681 --> 00:54:14,201
I'm not interested
899
00:54:15,241 --> 00:54:17,962
No, very bad timing....
900
00:54:17,962 --> 00:54:21,322
I said I am not interested.....
901
00:54:22,042 --> 00:54:24,842
Shit, for Christ's sake !
902
00:54:24,962 --> 00:54:28,442
They're pain in the ass
with their Dow Jones !!
903
00:54:29,122 --> 00:54:32,162
OK, where were we ?
904
00:54:33,042 --> 00:54:34,682
I'm lost....
905
00:54:34,682 --> 00:54:37,162
If you like women...
why do you sleep with Nico ?
906
00:54:37,282 --> 00:54:39,922
Stop it Malou ! Open you eyes ?
907
00:54:40,122 --> 00:54:42,962
Think of the pain you're causing us !
908
00:54:42,962 --> 00:54:45,002
- What pain ?
- "What pain" ?
909
00:54:45,122 --> 00:54:47,402
We raised you, we loved you...
910
00:54:47,402 --> 00:54:50,722
For 15 years, I risked
my life for my family
911
00:54:51,482 --> 00:54:53,562
All that for what ?
912
00:54:53,562 --> 00:54:56,682
For a filthy dyke !
913
00:54:58,923 --> 00:55:01,883
I hope you're proud
of yourself
914
00:55:02,323 --> 00:55:05,003
How could you ?
915
00:55:09,963 --> 00:55:13,283
For us it doesn't change anything
916
00:55:15,803 --> 00:55:18,683
It makes no difference....
917
00:55:19,523 --> 00:55:22,123
I'm glad you can accept it
918
00:55:22,123 --> 00:55:23,763
Come on Lili !
919
00:55:23,763 --> 00:55:26,323
I listen to reggae,
I am anti-Nuclear...
920
00:55:26,323 --> 00:55:28,323
I have a Che poster
921
00:55:28,323 --> 00:55:31,483
I vote for the Left....
this has to mean something
922
00:55:31,843 --> 00:55:33,923
I voted for the Left too
923
00:55:34,003 --> 00:55:35,243
You did ?
924
00:55:35,283 --> 00:55:38,364
That's right, I voted Jospin
925
00:55:38,364 --> 00:55:40,884
My daughter is still a lesbian
926
00:55:40,884 --> 00:55:43,164
They're homosexuals, so what ?
927
00:55:43,164 --> 00:55:45,724
They are not fascists !
928
00:55:45,724 --> 00:55:48,804
- You didn't vote fascists, right ?
- No !
929
00:55:49,244 --> 00:55:51,444
See ? Where's the problem ?
930
00:55:51,524 --> 00:55:53,524
It could happen to anyone
931
00:55:53,524 --> 00:55:55,444
Certainly not !
932
00:55:55,444 --> 00:55:58,684
Not in our family !
We are not sick !
933
00:55:59,364 --> 00:56:01,644
This makes me sick !!
934
00:56:01,644 --> 00:56:03,724
Do you think I don't know ?
935
00:56:03,924 --> 00:56:05,884
I know what you are feeling
936
00:56:05,884 --> 00:56:07,644
I felt the same
937
00:56:07,644 --> 00:56:09,964
I wanted something else for Camille
938
00:56:09,964 --> 00:56:12,444
We all have dreams for our children
939
00:56:12,444 --> 00:56:15,124
I imagined her married
to a nice young man
940
00:56:15,124 --> 00:56:17,165
...with kids around me...
941
00:56:17,165 --> 00:56:20,085
I had to face up to it.
My dreams were not...
942
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,325
...her lesbian dreams...
943
00:56:22,325 --> 00:56:24,845
It's much better this way
944
00:56:24,845 --> 00:56:28,205
Make an effort ! Please !
945
00:56:28,565 --> 00:56:30,885
Oh damn, shit !
946
00:56:32,765 --> 00:56:34,605
Come on !
947
00:56:41,965 --> 00:56:43,885
Stop it !
948
00:56:44,205 --> 00:56:46,285
No one is going anywhere
949
00:56:46,285 --> 00:56:49,205
We'll overcome this little hiccup
950
00:56:49,205 --> 00:56:52,205
You call this a hiccup ?
951
00:56:52,205 --> 00:56:53,925
How ridiculous !
952
00:56:53,925 --> 00:56:57,326
If Camille's mother understands,
so can we
953
00:56:57,446 --> 00:56:59,406
We're not more stupid that the others
954
00:56:59,406 --> 00:57:01,926
There's nothing to understand !
955
00:57:01,926 --> 00:57:04,246
Your daughter is not well
956
00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:07,566
Her cDNA has been contaminated
by some sort of a parasite
957
00:57:13,006 --> 00:57:15,086
A kind of....
958
00:57:16,846 --> 00:57:20,006
...genetic anomaly
959
00:57:21,766 --> 00:57:23,766
I should loathe you
960
00:57:23,766 --> 00:57:25,846
..but somehow I cannot
961
00:57:26,086 --> 00:57:29,046
That's normal ! You always stand
by your man
962
00:57:33,126 --> 00:57:35,246
Are you sure ?
963
00:57:35,246 --> 00:57:38,487
He had mistresses.....
How many ?
964
00:57:38,847 --> 00:57:42,007
No, I'll tell you later.
Bye Mummy
965
00:57:43,527 --> 00:57:46,887
It's not my uncle. He was single
but only slept with women
966
00:57:47,687 --> 00:57:49,927
Stop it ! You're being pathetic
967
00:57:49,927 --> 00:57:53,247
Maybe it comes from nobody
968
00:57:53,247 --> 00:57:57,207
Wait ! I had a cousin who went to Ibiza
with a girlfriend....
969
00:57:58,687 --> 00:58:00,767
Mom ? It's me again
970
00:58:00,767 --> 00:58:02,847
Do you remember Anita ?
971
00:58:02,847 --> 00:58:05,447
Right, the one who went to Ibiza...
972
00:58:05,447 --> 00:58:07,807
What happened there ?
973
00:58:07,807 --> 00:58:09,447
Of course....
974
00:58:09,527 --> 00:58:12,007
Joints and acid, that's all
975
00:58:12,007 --> 00:58:15,127
Did she and her...You know ?
976
00:58:15,287 --> 00:58:17,848
You don't know....sexually
977
00:58:17,848 --> 00:58:19,928
She was what ?
978
00:58:20,328 --> 00:58:21,848
Great !
979
00:58:21,928 --> 00:58:25,288
A real nympho....
She fucked all the males....
980
00:58:25,288 --> 00:58:28,408
Don't worry. I'll tell you later.
Bye Mom.
981
00:58:30,648 --> 00:58:33,768
It's not from my family. I'm sorry
982
00:58:36,048 --> 00:58:38,128
What do you mean ?
983
00:58:38,128 --> 00:58:41,208
- WE are normal !
- So, it comes from my family ?
984
00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:45,208
Why not ? Your sister
never liked bullfighting !
985
00:58:46,208 --> 00:58:49,408
That's got nothing to do with it
986
00:58:51,208 --> 00:58:53,408
It does not come from my side
987
00:58:53,408 --> 00:58:55,728
My sister has nothing
to be ashamed of !
988
00:58:55,728 --> 00:58:58,489
Nor have I, you know !
989
00:58:59,689 --> 00:59:02,409
We didn't mean that
990
00:59:02,409 --> 00:59:05,529
We just thought, there has
to be a reason...
991
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:09,689
For someone as famous as you....
Having a son who is....
992
00:59:11,289 --> 00:59:13,369
I mean....like Nico.....
993
00:59:13,409 --> 00:59:15,449
What does is change ?
994
00:59:15,449 --> 00:59:17,969
It brings me closer to my fans
995
00:59:17,969 --> 00:59:21,009
They're brave to tell us.
I should know that.
996
00:59:21,209 --> 00:59:23,009
Do you agree ?
997
00:59:23,089 --> 00:59:25,169
I'd hate to embarrass you
998
00:59:25,289 --> 00:59:28,329
I don't care.
I have nothing to hide.
999
00:59:28,329 --> 00:59:30,409
Me neither
1000
00:59:30,529 --> 00:59:33,529
Well...Diane and I...
we used to be together
1001
00:59:33,969 --> 00:59:37,170
Sorry ? Together ? In what way ?
1002
00:59:37,410 --> 00:59:39,170
Together....together...
1003
00:59:39,170 --> 00:59:42,210
We were in love with each other.
That's all
1004
00:59:42,410 --> 00:59:44,130
That's all ?
1005
00:59:44,130 --> 00:59:47,290
I had Nico already. And
Diane's parents came between us.
1006
00:59:47,450 --> 00:59:50,530
That's right. So
I went off and had Lili....
1007
00:59:51,010 --> 00:59:53,090
...and a good time with Tony
1008
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:56,530
Now, it's just a memory
1009
00:59:56,730 --> 01:00:00,090
The best memory of my life
1010
01:00:00,290 --> 01:00:03,410
For me too. By far the best.
1011
01:00:06,970 --> 01:00:10,610
There's no point hiding it.
Especially now, Lili.
1012
01:00:18,531 --> 01:00:21,491
So....whose turn is it now ?
1013
01:00:21,491 --> 01:00:24,371
Put a sock it it, Nico !!
1014
01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:26,491
What's goin' on here ?
1015
01:00:26,491 --> 01:00:29,171
First my daughter...
a lesbian....OK...
1016
01:00:29,171 --> 01:00:32,491
Then, my wife.
Where is it going to stop ?
1017
01:00:32,651 --> 01:00:35,571
Don't be so narrow minded.
After all, you voted for the Left...
1018
01:00:36,811 --> 01:00:39,771
What about Che Guevara ? Think of him !
1019
01:00:39,771 --> 01:00:43,211
Che can go to hell ! His wife and
daughter are not lesbians
1020
01:00:44,091 --> 01:00:46,171
Actually....I lied
1021
01:00:46,291 --> 01:00:49,451
I don't like girls. I just
wanted to see how you'd react
1022
01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:52,851
Hold on ! Are you trying to be funny ?
1023
01:00:52,851 --> 01:00:55,851
You see ? Things are getting better.
It's just your wife
1024
01:00:55,891 --> 01:00:57,692
Really ?
1025
01:00:57,932 --> 01:01:01,772
I have to call my mother.
There could be a knock-on effect
1026
01:01:03,132 --> 01:01:05,212
Why did I say that ?
1027
01:01:05,212 --> 01:01:07,252
We warned you !
1028
01:01:07,252 --> 01:01:10,012
You can't make a lesbian
without breaking some eggs.
1029
01:01:10,652 --> 01:01:12,332
What ?
1030
01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:16,492
I'm just trying to relieve the tension
1031
01:01:17,052 --> 01:01:19,372
Camille, lend me your car
1032
01:01:19,372 --> 01:01:22,092
- Why ?
- I'm going for a drink
1033
01:01:22,092 --> 01:01:25,372
With a bit of luck,
I'll collapse in the gutter.....
1034
01:01:25,372 --> 01:01:27,892
...and lovely Tina will rescue me
1035
01:01:27,892 --> 01:01:30,172
- I'm coming with you
- Me too
1036
01:01:30,172 --> 01:01:32,212
- You're joking
- I wanna go
1037
01:01:32,212 --> 01:01:34,332
Try behaving like adults
1038
01:01:34,332 --> 01:01:36,853
That's right. I'll drive
1039
01:01:37,013 --> 01:01:39,453
- You never go out !
- I changed my mind
1040
01:01:39,453 --> 01:01:41,693
- I'll come with you
- No !
1041
01:01:41,693 --> 01:01:43,693
You'd leave me here, all alone ?
1042
01:01:43,693 --> 01:01:45,693
It's your fault too !
1043
01:01:45,773 --> 01:01:48,253
Before, something held me back
1044
01:01:48,253 --> 01:01:51,093
Now, I can breathe on my own
1045
01:01:51,293 --> 01:01:53,613
Thanks to me, right ?
1046
01:01:53,613 --> 01:01:57,333
Yes, but when I couldn't breathe
it was because of you. See ?
1047
01:02:01,093 --> 01:02:05,093
It's just that.....
I don't know how to say this....
1048
01:02:06,653 --> 01:02:08,973
Do not interrupt me, OK ?
1049
01:02:08,973 --> 01:02:12,053
It was you holding me back
1050
01:02:12,053 --> 01:02:14,973
It's maybe better that we split
1051
01:02:18,294 --> 01:02:20,374
No way....
1052
01:02:21,334 --> 01:02:24,134
I won't do it
1053
01:02:24,534 --> 01:02:27,694
I am leaving you. I have to.
1054
01:02:29,734 --> 01:02:33,054
It's now that the oxygen mask
falls down, right ?
1055
01:02:34,054 --> 01:02:36,854
You don't need one
1056
01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:39,294
I'm really sorry !
1057
01:02:43,614 --> 01:02:45,534
Where are you going ?
1058
01:02:45,894 --> 01:02:47,774
To town
1059
01:02:48,574 --> 01:02:51,094
You mean to places
where your kind....
1060
01:02:51,094 --> 01:02:53,974
Correct. Girl bars.
And tonight....
1061
01:02:54,214 --> 01:02:56,535
.....I'm getting my fill.
1062
01:02:56,535 --> 01:02:59,015
Sorry to be so direct but....
1063
01:02:59,015 --> 01:03:01,335
..do you enjoy sleeping with women ?
1064
01:03:01,335 --> 01:03:03,335
Sure, why should it be different ?
1065
01:03:03,335 --> 01:03:07,095
Because it is different !
It's not a man holding you
1066
01:03:07,455 --> 01:03:10,175
There has to be something missing
1067
01:03:10,175 --> 01:03:12,815
Desire. A man is physical, sensual...
1068
01:03:12,815 --> 01:03:14,895
A woman too.
1069
01:03:14,895 --> 01:03:17,615
But it's not the same.
Don't you see ?
1070
01:03:19,015 --> 01:03:22,055
Men have a dick, did you know ?
1071
01:03:22,055 --> 01:03:22,855
Mom !
1072
01:03:23,895 --> 01:03:26,815
You can't take it away from them
1073
01:03:26,815 --> 01:03:30,295
We can walk without crutches too
1074
01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:32,575
Ariane, hurry up !
1075
01:03:33,295 --> 01:03:36,456
Wait ! I'll come with you
1076
01:03:39,256 --> 01:03:42,776
Choose 3 cards and focus
on your daughter
1077
01:03:46,096 --> 01:03:48,856
No ! This one...
1078
01:03:49,376 --> 01:03:52,336
..this one....and this one
1079
01:03:53,496 --> 01:03:55,576
Now, Eva....
1080
01:03:55,576 --> 01:03:58,136
Girls make great son-in -laws !
1081
01:03:58,136 --> 01:04:01,336
They never moan about being bald....
1082
01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:05,416
- Funny ! Death !
- What ?
1083
01:04:05,976 --> 01:04:10,216
Don't worry ! It means the end
of a circle, like tonight...
1084
01:04:13,496 --> 01:04:16,136
What actually bothers me, is...
1085
01:04:16,136 --> 01:04:18,217
How can I put it ?
1086
01:04:18,257 --> 01:04:21,217
It disgusts me.
Two women together, it's...
1087
01:04:21,737 --> 01:04:23,257
....isn't ?
1088
01:04:23,417 --> 01:04:26,977
A dick in your mouth is no better !
1089
01:04:27,417 --> 01:04:29,617
No, but....
1090
01:04:29,697 --> 01:04:32,537
Since I was little,
I was always told it is dirty
1091
01:04:32,537 --> 01:04:34,617
That.... it is not normal
1092
01:04:34,617 --> 01:04:36,577
Malou, people also said...
1093
01:04:36,577 --> 01:04:39,617
..the the World is flat, that Jesus
changed water into wine....
1094
01:04:39,697 --> 01:04:41,697
...that Martians have webbed feet...
1095
01:04:41,777 --> 01:04:44,497
...the Chinese drowned
their children...
1096
01:04:44,497 --> 01:04:47,417
If we didn't forget what
we were told as kids....
1097
01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:50,657
...we'd still be sacrificing virgins
to the sun god
1098
01:04:51,417 --> 01:04:53,737
The hunging man !
1099
01:04:53,737 --> 01:04:55,697
Is this good ?
1100
01:04:55,697 --> 01:04:58,738
It means there's no going back !
1101
01:04:58,858 --> 01:05:00,138
Shit !
1102
01:05:02,618 --> 01:05:04,898
I wanted grandchildren so bad !
1103
01:05:04,898 --> 01:05:07,938
She's just lesbian, not sterile !
1104
01:05:09,338 --> 01:05:12,658
The wheel of fortune !
Good sign for children
1105
01:05:12,938 --> 01:05:16,338
As for the gender of the father...
1106
01:05:23,378 --> 01:05:26,578
Do you have by chance the same
plastic surgeon with Cher ?
1107
01:05:26,738 --> 01:05:29,698
You'll need him too
one day
1108
01:05:31,538 --> 01:05:33,778
What if Camille were right ?
1109
01:05:33,778 --> 01:05:37,059
Maybe we'd better act as grown ups
1110
01:06:12,659 --> 01:06:15,619
If you want to vomit,
the WC is on the left
1111
01:06:15,619 --> 01:06:18,580
I think I'll be OK
1112
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:30,220
Scotch on the rocks, large...
1113
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:31,460
Hi !
1114
01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,580
Do you work here ?
1115
01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:35,860
I'm helping Lola. She's an ex
1116
01:06:35,860 --> 01:06:38,700
- One of my exes, too
- She said so
1117
01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:40,740
How's things Lola ?
1118
01:06:40,740 --> 01:06:42,580
I heard a lot about you
1119
01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:44,700
All bad, I suppose
1120
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:47,580
No, one person did have
something good to say
1121
01:06:47,580 --> 01:06:49,660
Should I believe her ?
1122
01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:51,500
Go with the majority
1123
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,420
This is very gay !
1124
01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:56,461
Exactly the word I would use
1125
01:06:56,461 --> 01:06:59,901
-Ariane, I'd like a drink
- What would you like ?
1126
01:07:00,341 --> 01:07:03,421
A disinfectant...
make it double !
1127
01:07:08,421 --> 01:07:11,061
My wife will get her back on track
1128
01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:14,181
I won't be able to look
my friends in the eye
1129
01:07:14,901 --> 01:07:17,901
The bullfighter's daughter...
a dyke !
1130
01:07:17,981 --> 01:07:20,061
As for the Press....
1131
01:07:20,061 --> 01:07:22,421
...I can see their headlines now
1132
01:07:22,421 --> 01:07:25,741
If she refuses to change her ways,
I will cut her off
1133
01:07:26,381 --> 01:07:28,701
...not a single cent...
1134
01:07:28,701 --> 01:07:32,221
Unless she accepts to be treated
in a clinic
1135
01:07:32,981 --> 01:07:35,661
But can it be treated ?
1136
01:07:36,582 --> 01:07:39,382
I've studied this matter...
1137
01:07:39,382 --> 01:07:43,182
There is a homosexual gene
in the brain...
1138
01:07:43,662 --> 01:07:46,982
You only have to de-activate it
1139
01:07:47,222 --> 01:07:50,262
It probably involves surgery,
like a tumor
1140
01:07:50,342 --> 01:07:52,382
Like a cyst ?
1141
01:07:52,982 --> 01:07:55,902
You will see...
they will be cured
1142
01:07:55,902 --> 01:07:58,102
We'll find a good clinic
1143
01:07:58,102 --> 01:08:01,262
Sorry, but I won't harm
my duaghter
1144
01:08:05,582 --> 01:08:07,942
Don't mope !
1145
01:08:07,942 --> 01:08:10,902
This shop is full of girls
1146
01:08:10,982 --> 01:08:13,382
But I want the one in the window
1147
01:08:13,382 --> 01:08:14,502
Sorry...
1148
01:08:14,582 --> 01:08:17,903
- I know, not for sale !
- That's correct
1149
01:08:20,743 --> 01:08:23,783
Whom are you staring at....
your woman ?
1150
01:08:23,783 --> 01:08:25,783
No, my mom
1151
01:08:25,783 --> 01:08:28,863
- Eva is as good as a virgin
- Almost....
1152
01:08:34,463 --> 01:08:37,143
May I buy you a drink ?
1153
01:08:37,143 --> 01:08:40,703
No, no...I'm waiting for my...
1154
01:08:44,183 --> 01:08:47,103
You find me attractive, right ?
1155
01:08:47,103 --> 01:08:50,543
The first time that a boy offered me
a drink, I had a soda...
1156
01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:54,143
So, the same now but...
with lots of vodka and gin
1157
01:09:03,504 --> 01:09:06,304
She has a different girl every night
1158
01:09:06,304 --> 01:09:09,144
Listen ! No one knows Eva
better that me, OK ?
1159
01:09:09,144 --> 01:09:10,624
We live together !
1160
01:09:10,824 --> 01:09:13,864
...and if it wasn't for me,
she would never leave her room
1161
01:09:13,864 --> 01:09:16,224
Right, Lili ?
1162
01:09:16,224 --> 01:09:19,384
That's true. She forces herself
1163
01:09:21,904 --> 01:09:23,984
Are you OK ?
1164
01:09:24,024 --> 01:09:25,904
Fine !
1165
01:09:26,544 --> 01:09:28,824
Much better now !
1166
01:09:28,824 --> 01:09:31,784
I was getting a bit hot
1167
01:09:31,944 --> 01:09:35,264
If I felt uncomfortable,
I would have left, trust me.
1168
01:09:36,905 --> 01:09:39,985
It's just all a bit new, you see ?
1169
01:09:40,465 --> 01:09:43,825
Do you see, my darling ?
1170
01:09:51,705 --> 01:09:53,665
Am I interrupting ?
1171
01:09:54,625 --> 01:09:57,865
This....this is my daughter...
1172
01:10:02,905 --> 01:10:04,945
Come on, don't be glum !
1173
01:10:04,945 --> 01:10:08,065
Taste my osso buco,
I'm sure you'll like it
1174
01:10:11,905 --> 01:10:15,145
With all due respect,
you can sit on your osso bucco !
1175
01:10:15,465 --> 01:10:18,546
Perhaps you'd prefer a salad...
from my garden ?
1176
01:10:18,586 --> 01:10:20,826
It seemed so simple
1177
01:10:20,826 --> 01:10:23,546
I had a wife that I loved...
and she loved me
1178
01:10:23,546 --> 01:10:26,066
...unreservedly
1179
01:10:26,066 --> 01:10:28,626
But in fact, she loved someone else
1180
01:10:28,626 --> 01:10:32,546
Diane chose to be honest with you.
Take it as a sign of her love
1181
01:10:33,426 --> 01:10:36,706
Saying nothing would
have been a sign of her love
1182
01:10:37,986 --> 01:10:41,066
It's certainly easier to block
your ears
1183
01:10:41,266 --> 01:10:43,826
You think this is easy for me ?
1184
01:10:43,826 --> 01:10:47,266
I spent 20 years with a woman
who is not what she seemed
1185
01:10:48,146 --> 01:10:51,226
And I misunderstood my daughter
for 10 ears
1186
01:10:51,226 --> 01:10:53,306
Can I still face her ?
1187
01:10:53,306 --> 01:10:55,386
Which is harder ?
1188
01:10:55,466 --> 01:10:58,547
Fighting a bull or accepting
Eva for what she is ?
1189
01:11:15,267 --> 01:11:17,387
I'm warning you now !
1190
01:11:17,387 --> 01:11:20,467
I will not be another notch
on your bedstead !
1191
01:11:21,107 --> 01:11:23,187
You will not cheat on me !
1192
01:11:23,187 --> 01:11:27,547
I cannot stand people who lie
or who are unfaithful
1193
01:11:28,227 --> 01:11:30,307
You don't know half of it !
1194
01:11:30,307 --> 01:11:32,267
I snore and I can't cook !
1195
01:11:32,267 --> 01:11:35,868
I sleep in my socks
1196
01:11:36,588 --> 01:11:38,628
And then...there's this too !
1197
01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:41,588
- What are you doing ?
- A fresh start !
1198
01:11:42,388 --> 01:11:44,988
Not bad. What's next ?
1199
01:11:45,788 --> 01:11:47,988
That was my address book
1200
01:11:47,988 --> 01:11:49,948
- Careful...
- What ?
1201
01:11:50,068 --> 01:11:53,148
- It had your keys in it
- Shit !
1202
01:11:55,948 --> 01:11:59,668
At least, you won't be tempted
to give them to someone else
1203
01:12:08,028 --> 01:12:11,268
I blocked you out of my mind.
It was easier this way
1204
01:12:13,308 --> 01:12:15,068
And now ?
1205
01:12:16,469 --> 01:12:19,749
I don't know what to think.
It's all flooding back
1206
01:12:21,269 --> 01:12:24,789
For me, it never went away
1207
01:12:24,789 --> 01:12:27,469
What are we going to do ?
1208
01:12:33,469 --> 01:12:36,309
I'm jealous of you !
1209
01:12:36,309 --> 01:12:39,509
Don't worry ! I won't tell anyone !
1210
01:12:49,309 --> 01:12:52,629
Camille, I hope you won't piss
against the housewalls....
1211
01:12:52,629 --> 01:12:54,829
..with your drinking buddies...
1212
01:12:54,829 --> 01:12:58,190
Your girl leaving you, is no excuse
to piss on the housewalls
1213
01:12:58,870 --> 01:13:01,110
Have a bit of lesbian pride !
1214
01:13:01,110 --> 01:13:03,990
I'm going to fetch her !
1215
01:13:03,990 --> 01:13:05,830
Oh, shit ! My car !
1216
01:13:05,830 --> 01:13:09,150
I can lend you my mountain bike
1217
01:13:09,310 --> 01:13:12,470
You can take my car, if you want
1218
01:13:13,110 --> 01:13:16,270
The white Jaguar, out front
1219
01:13:18,070 --> 01:13:21,150
Jose, you're a real buddy !
1220
01:13:25,070 --> 01:13:27,230
In 2 years, you never went out alone ?
1221
01:13:27,390 --> 01:13:29,550
Nor cheated on her, ever !
1222
01:13:29,550 --> 01:13:32,070
- What about her ?
- No ! I don't think so
1223
01:13:32,190 --> 01:13:34,270
I'm leaving
1224
01:13:35,150 --> 01:13:37,191
You're very pretty !
1225
01:13:37,191 --> 01:13:39,671
- I don't know....
- Yes, you are !
1226
01:13:39,671 --> 01:13:41,831
- Hi !
- This is Juan, my brother
1227
01:13:41,911 --> 01:13:44,871
- Haven't we met before ?
- Well...maybe...
1228
01:13:51,231 --> 01:13:53,271
What are you doing ?
1229
01:13:55,231 --> 01:13:57,751
Can't you go somewhere else ?
1230
01:13:57,751 --> 01:13:59,831
No, my place is taken
1231
01:13:59,831 --> 01:14:02,631
- And I threw my keys away
- Where is Ariane ?
1232
01:14:02,711 --> 01:14:05,751
- In the bar with her mother
- And Lola was hitting on her
1233
01:14:07,111 --> 01:14:10,391
When you stir the shit,
you need a giant spoon
1234
01:14:12,071 --> 01:14:14,991
Did you have any problem
starting my car ?
1235
01:14:17,312 --> 01:14:19,552
- Eva ?
- Hi dad !
1236
01:14:21,832 --> 01:14:23,872
Ah, you are with a friend !
1237
01:14:23,952 --> 01:14:25,352
What's goin' on ?
1238
01:14:25,352 --> 01:14:27,592
Camille is going to fetch Ariane
1239
01:14:27,592 --> 01:14:30,072
Ma'am, with all due reaspect...
1240
01:14:30,072 --> 01:14:33,552
..we should end this now...
1241
01:14:34,272 --> 01:14:36,792
As soon as my wife returns....
1242
01:14:36,792 --> 01:14:40,632
Sir, with all due respect,
you are busting my....tits !
1243
01:14:41,512 --> 01:14:44,832
Return to your room and
wait for her there.
1244
01:14:44,992 --> 01:14:46,952
And what about my wife ?
1245
01:14:46,952 --> 01:14:48,592
Anyone seen her ?
1246
01:14:48,752 --> 01:14:51,752
All these men losing their wives ?
1247
01:14:51,752 --> 01:14:53,992
For God's sake, if you were
less stupid....
1248
01:14:54,192 --> 01:14:57,353
...you'd see why they stick together
1249
01:15:06,953 --> 01:15:09,513
Aren't you going to introduce us ?
1250
01:15:09,513 --> 01:15:12,073
Sure, of course
1251
01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:16,273
- Tina - Jose
- Malou
1252
01:15:17,473 --> 01:15:20,513
Pleased to meet you !
1253
01:15:25,113 --> 01:15:27,153
Excuse me, but....
1254
01:15:27,153 --> 01:15:30,553
...I need a good night's sleep
1255
01:15:31,073 --> 01:15:34,393
Me too. Good night
1256
01:15:34,873 --> 01:15:36,554
Good night
1257
01:15:50,754 --> 01:15:54,234
So....what did you talk about ?
1258
01:15:54,834 --> 01:15:59,834
Nothing. We haven't seen each other
for a long time, you know...
1259
01:16:01,114 --> 01:16:04,194
We talked about the old times
1260
01:16:05,514 --> 01:16:09,274
When you disappeared, I thought
you and her were....
1261
01:16:09,994 --> 01:16:12,354
You know what I mean ?
1262
01:16:12,354 --> 01:16:13,474
Absolutely
1263
01:16:13,594 --> 01:16:14,954
So ?
1264
01:16:15,074 --> 01:16:16,155
So...what ?
1265
01:16:17,075 --> 01:16:19,915
So, nothing happened ?
1266
01:16:19,915 --> 01:16:23,195
Which would bother you more ?
1267
01:16:23,195 --> 01:16:25,795
That I' made love to her....?
1268
01:16:25,795 --> 01:16:28,635
...or that I just desired her ?
1269
01:16:28,635 --> 01:16:31,035
Both actually
1270
01:16:32,035 --> 01:16:35,315
No, nothing happened
1271
01:16:38,355 --> 01:16:41,195
Absolutely nothing
1272
01:16:42,635 --> 01:16:45,235
Come back to my place later
1273
01:16:45,235 --> 01:16:48,155
- I'd rather not..
- Oh, come on....
1274
01:16:57,036 --> 01:16:59,836
Fuck off, back to her
1275
01:16:59,836 --> 01:17:01,476
Nothing happened !
1276
01:17:01,476 --> 01:17:05,236
A half hour later,
you'd be in bed with her
1277
01:17:08,356 --> 01:17:10,396
Get lost !
1278
01:17:10,396 --> 01:17:13,516
And you have seen Eva's tattoo.
Leave me alone !
1279
01:17:13,956 --> 01:17:17,396
The cobra on her thigh
1280
01:17:17,516 --> 01:17:20,596
- What am I doing here ?
- You love me !
1281
01:17:21,036 --> 01:17:22,556
Sorry ?
1282
01:17:22,796 --> 01:17:25,276
And I love you too
1283
01:17:25,276 --> 01:17:28,596
I don't know what came over me earlier
1284
01:17:30,076 --> 01:17:31,916
I felt kind of delirious
1285
01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:36,677
Caught between the discovery of myself
and our collective coming-out
1286
01:17:36,837 --> 01:17:38,797
You know what I mean ?
1287
01:17:38,917 --> 01:17:41,757
No, not really...
1288
01:17:41,877 --> 01:17:44,557
You're a real bitch !
1289
01:17:44,557 --> 01:17:48,677
I love you and there you are,
swapping spit with some dog
1290
01:17:49,237 --> 01:17:52,517
She's not a dog and I wasn't
swapping spit...
1291
01:17:53,317 --> 01:17:56,397
And you're very beautiful
when you're angry
1292
01:17:57,197 --> 01:17:59,277
You think so ?
1293
01:17:59,317 --> 01:18:01,717
Hysterical jealousy suits you
1294
01:18:01,837 --> 01:18:04,037
- Like Medea ?
- Medea ?
1295
01:18:04,277 --> 01:18:08,197
Fox Mulder's first wife.
Madly jealous of Dana Scully
1296
01:18:08,197 --> 01:18:10,517
Mulder was never married
1297
01:18:10,517 --> 01:18:12,677
Which episode ?
1298
01:18:12,837 --> 01:18:15,157
Video exclusive
1299
01:18:21,118 --> 01:18:24,558
Don't ever do that to me !
1300
01:18:26,678 --> 01:18:30,198
I can't possibly go on like this
1301
01:18:31,038 --> 01:18:33,118
I need a hair cut
1302
01:18:33,118 --> 01:18:35,838
- Is that all ?
- For now, yes
1303
01:18:37,318 --> 01:18:39,518
Well ? Where is your daughter ?
1304
01:18:39,518 --> 01:18:43,318
Where she belongs.
In Camille's bed. Where else ?
1305
01:18:44,158 --> 01:18:46,638
You don't plan to stay here, right ?
1306
01:18:46,798 --> 01:18:48,878
Where would we go ?
1307
01:18:48,998 --> 01:18:52,638
Home ! The three of us ! To thrash
this out under a normal roof !
1308
01:18:52,638 --> 01:18:54,678
You're hurting me !
1309
01:18:54,678 --> 01:18:57,639
Don't say another word,
or I'll leave you
1310
01:18:57,639 --> 01:18:59,879
You'll never see us again !
1311
01:18:59,879 --> 01:19:02,839
You'll be rid of us at last.....
or vice versa
1312
01:19:05,399 --> 01:19:07,999
Have you gone mad as well ?
1313
01:19:07,999 --> 01:19:10,439
I warned you !
1314
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:13,319
Where are you going ?
Stay here !
1315
01:19:18,559 --> 01:19:22,159
- I'll sleep here
- Excuse me ?
1316
01:19:27,279 --> 01:19:30,239
-Which side do you prefer ?
- Left
1317
01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:34,159
Me too
1318
01:19:34,559 --> 01:19:37,600
But I can change
1319
01:20:22,841 --> 01:20:24,121
Good morning !
1320
01:20:24,521 --> 01:20:27,081
All is well then....
1321
01:20:27,081 --> 01:20:30,521
Ariane, your mother slept with me....
a divorce is in the air
1322
01:20:30,561 --> 01:20:31,641
What ?
1323
01:20:31,921 --> 01:20:34,441
I hope you know what you're doing ?
1324
01:20:34,441 --> 01:20:37,601
Please leave !
1325
01:20:38,321 --> 01:20:40,281
I hope you're proud Ariane
1326
01:20:40,281 --> 01:20:43,601
Of all that you have done !
1327
01:20:47,601 --> 01:20:50,801
-It will give time to think
- Maybe not
1328
01:20:51,401 --> 01:20:54,481
Hard luck for him
1329
01:21:05,202 --> 01:21:08,562
Have you thought it over ?
1330
01:21:08,562 --> 01:21:10,642
You know what they will say...
1331
01:21:10,802 --> 01:21:13,282
It will be headline news...
1332
01:21:13,322 --> 01:21:16,362
..and after 6 months,
they will find something else
1333
01:21:16,482 --> 01:21:19,922
Anyway, they can say what
they want. I don't care
1334
01:21:20,202 --> 01:21:22,482
I am not losing you again
1335
01:21:22,482 --> 01:21:25,242
Me neither
1336
01:21:32,802 --> 01:21:36,483
It's easier for me.
I'm not leaving anyone
1337
01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:42,003
You know, he took it very well
1338
01:21:43,843 --> 01:21:47,163
...or pretended to....
1339
01:21:49,643 --> 01:21:52,963
I think he's still a bit dazed
1340
01:21:55,483 --> 01:21:57,723
Are you sure you're OK ?
1341
01:21:57,923 --> 01:21:59,803
What do you think I am ?
1342
01:21:59,803 --> 01:22:02,123
After all, I listen to reggae
1343
01:22:02,123 --> 01:22:04,403
We talked all morning
1344
01:22:04,403 --> 01:22:06,563
He's getting over it
1345
01:22:06,603 --> 01:22:08,243
Aren't you ?
1346
01:22:08,243 --> 01:22:10,803
I just have to get used to it
That's all
1347
01:22:11,483 --> 01:22:14,323
We may have separated anyway,
one day
1348
01:22:14,523 --> 01:22:17,204
Why not now ?
1349
01:22:18,164 --> 01:22:21,364
We both have good times ahead of us
1350
01:22:21,844 --> 01:22:24,884
We simply won't see them together
1351
01:22:26,004 --> 01:22:29,044
I'm a bit jealous
1352
01:22:29,164 --> 01:22:32,244
You're gonna be happy right away
1353
01:22:32,604 --> 01:22:34,564
...whereas I am...
1354
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:38,244
Stop it ! I don't like it when you're sad
1355
01:22:38,764 --> 01:22:41,324
Unless I find me a man !
1356
01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:43,964
Why not after all ?
1357
01:22:43,964 --> 01:22:46,444
Fred and Tony !
1358
01:22:46,444 --> 01:22:48,764
That would look good at a dance
1359
01:22:48,764 --> 01:22:51,764
Hold on ! Max !
Yeah, Max is better
1360
01:22:51,764 --> 01:22:55,245
Max and Tony,
that has a ring to it
1361
01:23:07,165 --> 01:23:10,405
Where is he ? I can't leave
without seeing him
1362
01:23:11,365 --> 01:23:13,405
He's disappeared
1363
01:23:13,445 --> 01:23:16,405
- Have you tried his home ?
- There's no answer
1364
01:23:16,405 --> 01:23:19,045
Lili, have you seen Nico ?
1365
01:23:19,045 --> 01:23:22,365
He didn't want to say goodbye.
It doesn't matter
1366
01:23:25,925 --> 01:23:28,085
What did you do this week end ?
1367
01:23:28,085 --> 01:23:30,645
Nothing special.
I saw my mom
1368
01:23:30,645 --> 01:23:33,365
To introduce your secretary to her ?
1369
01:23:33,365 --> 01:23:36,326
No. To tell her that I'm gay
1370
01:23:36,326 --> 01:23:38,686
By the way Manuel,
I think you should know....
1371
01:23:38,686 --> 01:23:41,366
..I'm absolutely infatuated with you
1372
01:23:41,366 --> 01:23:44,846
I think I am in love with you
1373
01:27:35,132 --> 01:27:39,092
Dedicated to my ex-colleague
and friend Catas in Barcelona. Yavass
1374
01:27:39,172 --> 01:27:42,772
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